Wikipedia Volume 4441

Remember the LGF Calendar featuring the photographic brilliance of Charles Johnson?

Remember when Charles Johnson promoted astroturfing? Yeah, we do. Who you jivin’ with that cosmik debris? (Check out the young George Duke in this vid.)

Yep. A whoppin’ $0.99 per month gets you a heapin’ helpin’ of stupid. Meanwhile, LULU, a website for self-publishing stuff that most sentient publishers would pass on, still sells this: Read the rest of this entry »

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Marching Around for the sake of Marching Around

Charles Johnson says the protesters are led by children, and he’s correct. The real question is: “Who are leading those children?” (I bet it’s someone named Danny. Maybe Bobby.)

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/977984456463126528

Charles, you didn’t set one foot out of your hovel to show your faux support for your right to own Mr. Mossberg even when it was happening in your own back yard. A $20 Uber ride could have taken you to a microphone in L.A. and back. Did you do it? No.

You pussed out again, Charles, and now you’re acting like it didn’t even happen. Pheew.

 


Pheew. 64 year old Magical Jazzy Ponytailed Paleo-Liberal Charles Johnson Calls 69 year old Mustachioed John Bolton a Paleo-Conservative Bigot Because Pamela Geller.

Here are four simple observations:

  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.
  • Nobody agitates for war, except our enemies.
  • Pam Pam Pam Pam Pam Robert Pam.
  • Charles Foster Johnson is an idiot.

Then there are these inane LGF chitterlings: Read the rest of this entry »


When Charlie J. Met Pamela G. [Updated]

This story’s been told.
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Update 16 March: The story’s been told, so let’s tell it again, this time with a Magical Jazzy Ponytail.



Charles Johnson Revisits Breivik’s Manifesto. Again.

Then.

Now.

https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/972901174339760128

 

No, Charles. Breivik linked directly to your website, quoted from articles that you posted and promoted, and named you multiple times. You took responsibility for your own content with the statement “I AM Little Green Footballs. It’s only me.

Remember when Charles Johnson claimed that Robert Spencer, Pamela Geller and others were responsible for deranged madman Anders Breivik’s murder spree in Oslo within hours of the shootings, merely because they were mentioned in his “Manifesto?”

We do.

Remember when ThinkProgress posted a bar chart of Breivik’s influences based upon his online “Manifesto” and omitted Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs? Remember when the BRC did a simple word search of Breivik’s “Manifesto” and found over 30 citations that were omitted by ThinkProgress? Remember when we posted an updated StinkProgress bar chart to include Breivik’s references to Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs?

We do.

Remember when Glenn Greenwald found it, verified it and reposted it? Heh.

We do.

Remember when we turned the ThinkProgress bar chart into a pie chart?

We do.

Even LGF communist in good standing Sergei Romanov pointed out the obvious.

Remember when we showed how anyone could easily verify it with a simple word search?

Charles Johnson is a lying coward. At least Glenn Greenwald is honest.


Charles Johnson, Smartest Man on the Internet.

Dude is awesome. Awesome like a twelve-year-old with an Atari jones.


Golf Pro Lawyer Charles Johnson Calls Out President Donald Trump For Using Golf Tee Markers Not Approved By Golf Pro Lawyer Charles Johnson.

Awesome catch, Charles. You’re on the cutting edge of ignorance.