Meanwhile, Charles Johnson is sputtering about Charles Johnson.

Charles is sure making a dent in something.

157 Comments on “Hunh.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Gus’s unverifiable revelation about his scholarly days brings to mind, once again, another man’s adventures in collegiate extracurricular activities.

  2. Octopus says:

    Charles the Respected Legal Scholar makes this evaluation:

    they have a very good chance of winning the suit because they’re not public figures and this was a clear act of pure malice.

    Nope! They have a very poor chance of winning the suit, because they suffered no real damages from the one-day misidentification. There was no malice involved, whatsoever. Chunky gets another one wrong, keeping The Streak alive!

  3. Octopus says:

    That’s a cool-looking gun Ginger is brandishing in this pic, though. Chunky should turn him in for having an “assault rifle machine gun probably loaded with clips of armor-piercing hollow-point bullets.”

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        • Pakimon says:

          So the ” The Rude Pundit” is advocating gun violence against lawful gun owners if they won’t give up their guns?

          I’d really like to see “The Rude Pundit” try and confiscate guns from good, lawful gun owners.

          That Twitter warrior pussy would quickly become “The Pants Shitting Pundit”. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Liberals haven’t figured out that there’s no such thing as an assault rifle.

      • rightymouse says:

        Liberals also haven’t figured out that confiscation of weapons by the government historically has ushered in a totalitarian dictatorship. Is this what they’re asking for with Trump as POTUS? 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Morning Fitness Time!

  5. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeted this glurge…

    Look at the hate and bitterness in the comments. The Left’s insane tantrum continues in full unmedicated Technicolor. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Here’s a little joke you can tell at your next family gathering:

  7. Octopus says:

    I wish I had a nickel for every time Chunky has tweeted this claim, based on absolutely no evidence. I’d have more money than Chunky’s useless GoFundMe, that’s for sure. 😆

  8. Dezez157 says:

    I think Chuck has been mentally ill for a number of years, but after yesterdays psychotic tweet storm I wouldn’t be shocked to find out he is cutting himself.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Doesn’t Twitter frown on spamming? Fatso should be reported.

  10. Minnow says:

    Charles is “teched” in the head, and it does seem to be getting worse.

    It blows me away that Charles and his ilk are SO obsessed with PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. Their hate and loathing consumes them.

    Irrational at best.

    • rightymouse says:

      Check out comments at the Daily Mail on any Trump post. These people are deranged.

    • Pakimon says:

      You think it’s bad now, wait until he gets re-elected in 2020. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        They’ll be in utter panic mode. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          But how will Trump ever beat the mighty Democratic nominee, whether it turns out to be Fauxcahontas, Bernie, Biden, Amy Shumer’s Cousin, Oprah, Teh Next Kennedy, or even, God bless us and save us, Shrillary McCacklin?

        • I truly and honestly worry that there will be an attempt on POTUS’ life. That alone will energize these already-soulless creeps to sink to lower depths than all of history’s by-standers and enablers have ever done. Were POTUS to be actually murdered, I am sure their Satanic revelry would spark THE conflagration that destroys the Left in this hemisphere.
          I. Worry. A. Lot.

          • rightymouse says:

            Me too.

          • Octopus says:

            I would hope and expect that Trump has the strongest protection possible around him, given the current climate of insane leftist shrieking supported by MSM idiocrats. It would still surprise me if there isn’t a viable attack on him or his family, before this term is through. The powder-attack of last week might have been a probe.

    • Dr. Matt says:

      You are claiming Charles is “obsessed” over Dotard, yet this entire blog has been obsessing over Charles for 5+ years. Yeah, well played.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Try doing something different with your life, Gussy. Get a hobby. A regular job would be a good start as well.

    • Pakimon says:

      Well, it’s your own fault for posting this: 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        Gus couldn’t even make the “deans list” at Dumpster University. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Not exactly Harvard, now, was it?

        Ocean County College (OCC) is an accredited, coeducational, two-year, public, community college located in Ocean County, New Jersey, United States. Its main campus is in Toms River.

        Notable Alumni:

        Bruce Springsteen (non-graduate)
        Garage Boy Gus (non-starter)

  12. Dezez157 says:

    Did Chuck not pay his cable bill, he MIA on Twitter lol

  13. Octopus says:

    This is special. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Google was all over President’s Day, celebrating this national holiday with “Day 11 of the Doodle Snow Games.” Because presidents of this bad country are bad people, unless they’re the Unicorn Messiah.

  15. Octopus says:

    This documentary will be completely ignored by the MSM, except to dismiss and vilify it. I think it should be required viewing by anyone who cares about the future of this country and the world in general.

  16. Dezez157 says:

    The Twitter account Chuck is dog whistling his followers to report and abuse at no point in her feed attacked these children, reading the post he linked to does reveal a whole lot of hate from mentally challenged liberals calling vets a bunch of dangerous morons that can’t be trusted around guns or children.
    Chuck has become not only a hate filled sadist, he is flat out delusional.

    • Octopus says:

      All of the leftist-lies he’s been spouting since 2009 have been thoroughly debunked and dismissed by rational people, so now he and his ilk are just flailing away at phantoms. Of course nobody’s attacking the survivors, even though a couple of the survivors are being used to promote gun-grabby leftist memes, as per usual. Instead of promoting actually workable solutions to school attacks by psychotic teens, like metal detectors and armed security. That would be too sensible.

      • Dezez157 says:

        Chuck can only feel good about himself when he is abusing others, I hope his neighbors keep their pets a safe distance from him.

  17. Octopus says:

    Andrew Klavan was even more effusive in his praise of the fine movie I promoted here the other day. He’s on a God-thing of late, and sees the divine in places where I see something I still don’t have the guts to just call “God.” I see a natural order and disorder, where ironic coincidences and karmic guffaws tend to pile up on life’s highway like snow-related, multiple-car accidents. People driving too fast for conditions, wrapped up in their own personal dramas and routines, not keeping an eye out for sudden hazards.

    Anyway, it’s a really good movie. Such things are rare these days.

    • rightymouse says:

      I saw his piece this morning and I’ll be seeing this movie. But will wait until it’s out on DVD.

      • Octopus says:

        You don’t have to wait. 😉

        Me, I never wait. I take what I want, when I want it. Like a gotdam pirate. 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    They’re calling it satire. I’m calling it, “too accurate to report.” 😆


    Word Leaks Out About Hillary’s Post-Election Condition



    DUTY STATION: Chappaqua, New York

    PROTECTEE: Hillary Rodham Clinton

    Date: Jan. 24, 2017


    Mrs. Clinton did not emerge from sleeping quarters until almost noon again today, as has often been the case since Nov. 9. Her attention to personal grooming continues to deteriorate, as evidenced by her now customary attire of housecoat and fuzzy slippers, both of which are very much in need of laundering. As has also become customary, she spent the afternoon pacing the house with a cup of coffee in one hand and a tumbler of Wild Turkey in the other, which are replenished as needed by Ms. Mills and Ms. Abedin, respectively. Mrs. Clinton has also taken up smoking cigarettes, unfiltered Camels to be precise, and is often careless with the ashes. The carpeting throughout the house now bears numerous burn marks along with stains from spilled coffee and whiskey. (See accompanying requisition for additional fire extinguishers.)

    While pacing the house, Mrs. Clinton talks to herself, at times making reference to some hoped for but yet unplanned visits to Iowa and New Hampshire. At other times she shouts, often inquiring as to the whereabouts of President Clinton. “Where’s Bill?” she screamed at one agent this morning. “Where the [redacted] is my husband? Where the [redacted] is my [redacted][redacted][redacted][redacted] husband?”

    Mrs. Clinton’s full-time hair-and-makeup staff, which during the campaign numbered as high as 25, saw the final resignation last week. “I can’t do this anymore,” the woman screamed as she ran from the house. For Mrs. Clinton’s attendance at the inauguration, hair and makeup artists had to be recruited from the D.C. area market. Even then, Mrs. Clinton’s mercurial reputation is such that some would only sign on for the task after being assured that Mrs. Clinton would be disarmed and medicated. Household staff also suffers from high rate of attrition due to Mrs. Clinton’s behavior, which grows more erratic by the day.

    The decision to surreptitiously medicate Mrs. Clinton prior to the inauguration, though fraught with risk at the time, appears to have been prudent. Members of the detail report that in no one’s memory has she been as easily handled as she was on Friday. “I didn’t hear her curse all day,” said one agent, “at least not until the meds wore off.” More importantly, the medication allowed agents to retrieve and conceal the revolver Mrs. Clinton has taken to carrying, thus lessening (but not eliminating) the potential threat to Mr. Trump during the ceremony at the capitol.

    Should the tactic of medicating Mrs. Clinton be employed again for some future public appearance, I recommend additional precautions be taken. Though President and Mrs. Clinton are seldom together, we should guard against President Clinton being accidentally exposed to the substances used to sedate his wife. He appeared to have ingested some stupefying agent on Friday, as revealed by this photograph from the Chicago Tribune. Though unintentional, having President Clinton medicated as well did yield benefits. Accusations of unwanted propositions and other improper behavior toward women are commonplace during President Clinton’s public appearances, yet none were reported on Friday.

    Tensions between Mrs. Clinton and the detail were heightened when she recently learned of her new code name. The feeling among agents here is that the switch to “Sore Loser” was unnecessarily provocative, and that Mrs. Clintion should not be provided with any more reasons to lose her temper. It should also be noted, however, that President Clinton is said to be entirely satisfied with his new code name, “Sinatra.”

    Morale on the detail was further eroded on Saturday when agents were ordered to accompany Mrs. Clinton to the “Women’s March” in Washington. While Mrs. Clinton wore a disguise, male agents were forced to dress in drag for the occasion. Mrs. Clinton also insisted female agents on the detail “butch it up,” as she put it, so as not to draw undue attention by appearing conspicuously feminine. The agents’ sense of duty is such that they endured these inconveniences, but they balked at joining Mrs. Clinton in her approving commentary on the speakers. Agents felt it was asking too much to insist they shout, “Yes, Ashley, you tell it, girlfriend!” and other such remarks during the speeches.

    It is well known among the agents here, and indeed throughout the Secret Service, that assignment to Mrs. Clinton’s detail is regarded as punishment for transgressions committed elsewhere. While the threat of reassignment to Chappaqua may be an effective tool for enforcing Secret Service regulations, the policy has led to high attrition among the agents forced to work here. My recommendation is that Mrs. Clinton’s detail be a rotating, temporary assignment of no more than two months in duration.

    Exposure to these conditions beyond two months can lead to an irreversible decline in morale and diminution of mission readiness. The assignment should be also accompanied by a hardship bonus similar to that paid to federal agents when assigned to Haiti, Venezuela, and other troubled, undesirable locales. Two more agents resigned last week, with one taking a job as a toll-taker on the Tappan Zee Bridge, the other as a cook at the Applebee’s in Mohegan Lake. (It was these two agents who were standing closest to the television set when Mrs. Clinton fired all six rounds from her revolver at it; Mr. Trump was appearing onscreen at the time.)


    Note: The characters in this satire are fictional. Any resemblance to real people is a pure accident of the imagination.

  19. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck admits Trump is doing it right, I do think the average garden slug is more self aware than Chucky.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Maybe it’s because you’re hanging out with mental cases.

  21. Octopus says:

    How on Earf is the Left going to spin this one? 😆

    I know, they’ll find a way. A stupid way, but they’ll come up with something.

  22. Octopus says:


  23. Octopus says:

    Remember when Fatass was crowing about Cruz being a “white nationalist?” Did he ever walk that one back? I don’t think he did. 😆

  24. rightymouse says:

    Fatass is attacking the Parkland students.

  25. Octopus says:

    Chunky retweeted this glurge, which will be a recurring theme in the next few days:

    Look at the derangement in the timeline! 😯

    What really worries me is that I might be related to this dork, who has commandeered my last name!

  26. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Chunk0 tried to bash Trump on Twitter yesterday and managed to shoot another toe off of his own foot. This morning DJT perfectly framed the situation. There was no collusion narrative until the Dems lost a rigged election for a hate-able crook. American people: Shuddup already! It’s so ridiculously transparent and infantile everyone can see it. Even the dumb libtards know it and aren’t trying that hard.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Am waiting patiently at home for the folks to show up to install our new stove & dishwasher. They’re late. So are the people who are supposed to be here to measure for carpeting in bedrooms and the stairway.

  28. Dezez157 says:

    Just like a pig on ice, Chuck once again shows his elegant form.

  29. Octopus says:

    Still waiting for this bombshell…tick-tock, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • Octopus says:

      This is it, folks…an anonymous tipster claims to have seen the Cernovich sex video, and describes it in detail. OOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! I think we better just hand Nathan the Pulitzer now. Chunky, way to be on top of these super-obscure sources! 😆

  30. Abu’s Thoughts and Prayers are teh Problem says:

    I am getting sick of the Parkland, FL anti-freedom students giving scripted speeches, and dems/msm demanding we act in accordance with children’s stated demands. It doesn’t work that’s way, libs.

    If this seems cold, please understand I believe the children are being used as attack-proof pawns. By some really leftist shitbags.

  31. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s trying to cozy up to the Hockey Stick Genius. Also, he’s denigrating men of faith — is he man enough to call out the Islamist crazies? I think we know the answer to that one. 😆

  32. Octopus says:


    • Octopus says:

      Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute! You’re telling me that Los Angeles County, where Shrillary ran up the score like a Tijuana whorehouse giving it away free on Saturday night, was actually cheating with illegal, unregistered voters?

      Now you’ve got me questioning everything. 😦

  33. Octopus says:

    Liberal “The New Yorker” writer admits on MSNBC that the whole Russian dealio is basically nothing to write home about, in the grand scheme of things. Yes, all of the Leftist Hysteria about Russian Collusion, the “Putin’s Cock-holster” slurs by Colbert, the FBI investigation by the DNC’s paid agents, etc., etc., was all about a minor dust-devil in the massive shitstorm of the national presidential campaign. Hell, the Russian trolls didn’t even focus on promoting Trump — they meandered off into promoting Sanders and Stein.

  34. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck Johnson of Little Green Footballs attacks the children who survived a mass shooting by calling them PUSSIES.

  35. rightymouse says:

    I see our current troll – fake Dr. Mutt has been here. 😆

  36. Octopus says:

    Sweden is so, so screwed. 😯

  37. Dezez157 says:

    Well shit Chuck, you did it, you found the key to impeach.

  38. Octopus says:

    Oooohhhh! Ballsy, tough talk from the morbidly-obese recluse. And look at the deranged replies from the sycophants who eat this kind of slop up and beg for more. 😆

  39. Octopus says:

    Winter is far from over, Gus. These are the dog days of winter, and you’re a cat-person. Feral cats aren’t that snuggly, are they?

  40. Octopus says:

    Nice review and analysis, with all the spoilers.

  41. Octopus says:

    I mentioned that Black Mirror episode, “Metalhead,” which features “dogs” very similar to the ones they’re insanely building at Boston Dynamics. Here’s another episode of “Future Horror,” wherein a man tries to stop Robodog from opening a door.

  42. Octopus says:

    This is really mean and hilarious, and NSFW. Worth watching on your own time. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      it is a shame though that the kid didn’t agree to go and then ask his own questions rather than the scripted one(s). That would have been awesome.

      Good for him though to tell CNN to shove it though……

  43. Octopus says:


  44. Octopus says:

    Really, The Left? 😆