Charles Johnson’s POTUS’ SOTU Twitter Splatter

Charles Johnson Live-Tweeted his self-uninformed opinions during President Donald Trump’s first State Of The Union Address, and he disappointed no one.

It’s not much trouble to ‘cap and slap numbers on ’em, and there’s no need to polish ’em. Click on any image below to go full retard, then nominate your favorites. Maybe we’ll have a vote for the top five.

God bless you, Charles. You really mean a lot to something.

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301 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s POTUS’ SOTU Twitter Splatter”

  1. Bunk X says:

    No.3. Megyn Kelly is a racist creep.

  2. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/01/30/nbc-news-slammed-for-talking-russia-probe-as-trump-kicke td-off-state-union.html

    I can’t believe they still wheel out this old Bell’s palsy victim. He was a joke 30 years ago. An incompetent broadcaster who can barely enunciate words due to his disablilty and should’ve been forced to retire. But gets to be on TV stealing other highly competent professional’s jobs because he’s a rabid leftist NBC liar. Dana Carvey summed him up tidily in the mid-’90s as a bumbling mumble-mouthed fool thinking he’s an impressive anchor.

  3. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

  4. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/neHews/quincy-jones-taylor-swift-songs-hooks-michael-jackson-kendrick-lamar-a8184796.html

    He slams Taylor Swift and says we need more songs but says nothing about this POS?

    • KGB says:

      Cool video. I’m not a Queen fan by any stretch of the imagination — and I’ll argue to my death that Steve Perry was a better vocalist than Freddie Mercury — but in the last couple years I must have watched their Live Aid set at least 50 times. If you don’t get chills from that then your musical tastes have ossified to Johnson levels.

      I’ve never once listened to Kanye’s music. He seems to receive critical acclaim from some quarters but listening to the above marble-mouthed attempt at singing, I’m left to wonder what other skills he might have that would outweigh his lack of vocal charisma. Is anyone here familiar with his “music”?

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve heard some of it, thanks to the kids. It’s not good. Lots of whining and hollow boasting about stupid shit — about what you’d expect.

  5. Octopus says:

    I can’t pick a favorite. Chunky’s total derangement was in full screaming Technicolor last night. 😆

    Instead, I offer you this Instant Karma Moment: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5324207/Thief-breaks-leg-steals-packages-Washington.html?mwv_rm=als1

    Oopsie!

  6. Octopus says:

    https://nypost.com/2018/01/30/stormy-daniels-now-denies-ever-having-an-affair-with-trump/

    The affair never happened, but the media is very reluctant to believe the porn star, because Russian Bots made her sign the denials. 😆

    Pivot to Slut-Shaming!

  7. Octopus says:

    It’s too bad Chunky’s fallen completely off the radar, and doesn’t merit an evaluation by Watson. 😆

    “What are we resisting, at this point?” Well, Cheetos (unsuccessfully), expensive beer (can’t afford!), gainful employment, ceasing to beg for pfennigs, tweeting 24/7, seriously bad musics #nowplaying, going outside, taking a new photo. 😆

  8. PeteP says:

    I like the tweet where he says he’s mind is going. He still doesn’t realise he lost his mind years ago.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Yeesh. All of Fatso’s tweets reflect his desperation. Probably was smashed too. 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

  11. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/rogerlsimon/sourpuss-democrats-self-immolate-state-union/

    Great piece by Roger Simon, who fired Fatass from PJ Media. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/fbi-officials-read-fisa-abuse-memo-say-factually-accurate/

    But Chunky, who hasn’t read it, assured us yesterday it was a bogus hunk of smelly cheese. I just don’t know who to believe. 😆

  13. rightymouse says:

    I suspect heads are going to roll. Not just McCabe’s. That’s what Schiff is afraid of. Hmmm….Mueller?

    • rightymouse says:

      That was a reply to Octo’s link above.

      • Octopus says:

        I do so want to believe this is going to be such a bombshell, but I never underestimate the ability of the ignoble opposition to scurry away and hide until the lights are off again.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Bad night, Gussy?

  15. rightymouse says:

    Go to the Mexican border & walk across & tell them you want political asylum. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Loser.

    • And every other country would tax the bejesus out of you, and you’d still be a garage-dwelling loser.

    • Octopus says:

      Notice he doesn’t say where he would go. Time for Pebbles to give him a talking to, again.

      • rightymouse says:

        I love Pebbles. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          She doesn’t mince words.

          • Abu says:

            Why would anyone have a bird that randomly repeat conversations? Even an out of context quote cost you the trust of loved ones. Imagine making a quip about your wife’s 30 years -and counting – hairstyle.
            I’d make a nice basil bird soup and peace would blanket our house.

          • Octopus says:

            My wife and I had a couple of parrots, in the first ten years of our marriage. The first one was great, so tame I could toss him from hand to hand, on his back, while talking to him. Then he got sick and died. 😥

            The bird we got to fill the bird-void was a bad bird, who never really liked me, and wanted to bond with my wife. She doesn’t touch or handle, just talks to him, and he still loves her and hates me, while I’m cleaning his cage and trying to be his pal. I even kept him after he bit through my lip, which required about five stitches to close. Still have the little scar. A couple of years later we sold him to somebody looking to get into the parrot game, when he wouldn’t let the kids practice piano without screaming along.

            I am now of the belief that birds are just fine, left in the wild. There’s no need to bring them into the house and pretend they aren’t pretty little dinosaurs evolved to bite your lip off when you’re not looking. But I would like a pet raven someday. “Nevermore!” 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Go to Sweden or Denmark as a Muslim “refugee”.

      What do you need money for?

      Isn’t that your bitch about this country? That you have to earn your way?

    • dezes157 says:

      He can leave now, I hear Germany loves welfare trash.

  16. rightymouse says:

    Crap. Trey Gowdy will not run for re-election. Crap. 😦

  17. Octopus says:

    Yes! 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Trump trolling the Dhimmis last night who were pouting like a pack of 7th-grade mean girls is too funny for words. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Amazing. I guess Fox News viewers are the only ones that have heard of MS-13, the Zetas, the Latin Kings, the Bloods, the Crips, or…

      Hell, anyone who drives through L.A. and sees the grafitti knows whose territory they’re in.

  19. dezes157 says:

    And poor jealous Chuck in never invited any where by anyone….EVER!

  20. Octopus says:

    If only Gus had had a mentor/teacher like this guy:

  21. Octopus says:

    IT’S BOGUS BOGUS BOGUS OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO STOP IT FROM BEING RELEASED!!1!!1

    😆

  22. Bunk X says:

  23. Octopus says:

    So triggered by the part where she says “often confused with an octopus.” 😥

    Btw…since when it is so goddam hard to find it? We really don’t need a map, hon. 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Maybe if we asked Dan Rather to release the memo?

    • rightymouse says:

      Pelosi needs to retire.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        It’s weird how these old political whores never want to retire. Even while they’re falling apart physically and mentally. Pelosi, McCain, Schumer… Schumer went apeshit outside a restaurant on a friend who backed Trump. Screaming “He’s an ass hole” over and over and accosting the guy. IOW his demeanor isn’t an act. He TRULY hates Trump in an irrational way. That’s not healthy.

  24. Octopus says:

    How’s that political career going, Chelsea?

    😆

  25. Octopus says:

    Is today the big day?

  26. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

  27. Octopus says:

    I was reading the whining of Juan Williams, who basically heard a Hitler speech the other night, like so many Leftists who can’t understand how anyone could possibly love this country. Greenfield’s essay was the perfect antidote. 🙂

    TRUMP DIVIDES AMERICANS AND UN-AMERICANS
    The greatest American speech of the century.
    January 31, 2018
    Daniel Greenfield

    Daniel Greenfield, a Shillman Journalism Fellow at the Freedom Center, is an investigative journalist and writer focusing on the radical left and Islamic terrorism.

    There are two stories of America. One is the American story and the other the un-American story.

    On one side there are pilgrims settling a new land and on the other colonists ethnically cleansing the native population. One side sees war heroes and the other sees killers. One sees brave police officers and the other genocidal bigots in uniform. One sees America. And the other hates it.

    At the State of the Union, we saw those two halves divide up the House Chamber. We saw American elected officials stand for the flag, for the anthem, for veterans, for Jerusalem and for In God We Trust. And we saw the un-American officials selected by corrupt urban machine politics stay seated.

    The leaders of America and un-America were there in one room while America’s story was told.

    We saw heroes rise in the House Chamber and we saw the Congressional Black Caucus members in kente cloth scowling through the good news about African-American unemployment. Rep. Pelosi grimaced and Senator Schumer glared through President Trump’s appeal for bipartisanship. Senator Booker stared hatefully and Elizabeth Warren ranted hysterically on Twitter.

    The Democrats and the media called the speech divisive. And it was. But not in the way they meant.

    There was little in the way of partisanship in President Trump’s remarks. They were meant to unite the men and women in the House Chamber “not as Republicans or Democrats, but as representatives of the people.” Even his tough talk on immigration came with offers of a negotiated compromise.

    The New American Moment laid out a “clear vision and a righteous mission — to make America great again for all Americans.” But not everyone who happens to live in America wants it to be great.

    President Trump’s speech wasn’t divisive. But it did divide. It divided those in the House Chamber who love this country from those who don’t. It divided those who honor our troops, our anthem and our flag from those who take a knee. It divided those who want to make America great again from the left.

    The State of the Union vision exposed the divisions between America and un-America.

    We saw a child honoring veterans, the grieving parents of children murdered by illegal aliens and a true refugee who had fled the Socialist tyranny that un-American leftists want to bring to this country. We saw small businessmen, hard workers, soldiers, police officers and an elected official shot by a Bernie Sanders supporter who wouldn’t let a murderous Socialist stop him from fighting Socialism.

    We were reminded what we are capable of. And we were reminded of how much the left hates that.

    President Trump’s State of the Union address was more than a great speech. It was our story. It was a reminder of who we are and what makes us great. It was the living soul of America soaring once again.

    Americans, on the left and the right, are told every day who we are by an un-American media and its entertainment industry. We’ve been told it so often that it’s easy to forget who we really are.

    A great speech doesn’t just score political points. It does more than move us. It wakes us up.

    And President Trump’s State of the Union speech wasn’t just the greatest political address of his career. It’s the greatest American speech of the century. There have been significant un-American speeches that told us the traditions we believed in were dead, that the country we knew would never return and that we must become compliant citizens of un-America or be left behind on the wrong side of history.

    President Trump succeeded by echoing the anger, the pain, the outrage and the common sense of a frustrated America. Some pundits found the echoes of this insurgency abrasive, disconcerting or vulgar. But this was not an insurgent speech. It wasn’t a call to arms. Instead it was a celebration of the changes wrought by the people’s revolution in Washington D.C. and of the growing power of a restored America.

    It was a story told through the people who were living it. Through the ordinary heroes who rush into the great catastrophes of floods and firestorms, and the ordinary catastrophes of homelessness and misery.

    The heroes of President Trump’s New American Moment, in his words, “live not only in the past, but all around us — defending hope, pride, and the American way.” American exceptionalism isn’t in the past. It’s in the present and it’s all around us. History didn’t end a hundred years ago or in the last generation.

    “The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again.”

    It’s been a tremendous year for America. The media keeps focusing on the drama in D.C. But the real changes haven’t been happening in the marble, steel and stone of Washington D.C., but in the lives of ordinary people who have been freed to “dream anything” and “together… achieve anything.”

    The 2.4 million jobs, the 200,000 manufacturing jobs, the $8 trillion in stock market gains, the new bonuses and investments weren’t ordered by the government. They’re the bonuses of freedom. When the government cuts taxes, slashes regulations and frees us from the burden of bureaucracy, we prosper.

    “Together, we are rediscovering the American way,” President Trump declared. “In America, we know that faith and family, not government and bureaucracy, are the center of the American life. Our motto is ‘in God we trust.'” But the left’s motto is, “In Government we trust.” And only when they’re in charge.

    The left thinks that the ultimate power lies in government. That is why they’re scrambling to take over. It’s why the 2020 primaries are already looking like a clown car of senile senators and affirmative action wonder boys and girls. It’s why their judges are trying to block everything that President Trump does.

    But the real power in this country lies with the people.

    “We are appointing judges who will interpret the Constitution as written,” President Trump declared. He spoke of protecting the “Second Amendment” and “religious liberty.” “We have eliminated more regulations in our first year than any administration in history,” he informed Americans.

    He called for holding Federal employees accountable and freeing Americans to make their own decisions. He celebrated the death of the ObamaCare mandate and the growth of individual initiative. Huge tax cuts are being met with incredible job growth in business across the country.

    The New American Moment is built on empowering Americans by recognizing that the people of this country are not an interchangeable mass of social problems, but an exceptional nation.

    In the State of the Union, President Trump committed to securing jobs and opportunities by protecting our physical and economic borders. “The era of economic surrender is over,” he declared. Bad trade deals will be renegotiated and open borders that allow “millions of low-wage workers to compete for jobs and wages against the poorest Americans” will be made safe and secure.

    The government of this nation will work for its people instead of for the special interests of the left.

    “The United States is a compassionate nation. We are proud that we do more than any other country to help the needy, the struggling, and the underprivileged all over the world. But as President of the United States, my highest loyalty, my greatest compassion, and my constant concern is for America’s children, America’s struggling workers, and America’s forgotten communities… My duty, and the sacred duty of every elected official in this chamber, is to defend Americans — to protect their safety, their families, their communities, and their right to the American Dream. Because Americans are dreamers too.”

    Americans are dreamers too.

    The un-American left plies us with the dreams of others. It prods us about their suffering. It tells us their stories. And it insists that we are to blame for their pain. But it doesn’t care about our pain.

    The Democrats who sat through the stories of suffering and courage showed that they didn’t care. The forgotten American men and women whom the President of the United States led out of the shadows never mattered to them. But in the State of the Union, President Trump showed us their dreams.

    The American Dream was here long before the dream of illegal migration. It will be here long after the wall is built and Islamic terrorism is defeated. And yet so many of us have come close to forgetting it.

    The un-American left has filled our heads with its dreams and at times we can no longer dream our own.

    In the State of the Union, President Trump reminded us of our dreams and of the American Dream.

    Americans “forever remind us of what we should never forget: The people dreamed this country. The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again. As long as we are proud of who we are, and what we are fighting for, there is nothing we cannot achieve.”

  28. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    LOL! https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-02-01/stormy-daniels-appears-contradict-denial-her-affair-trump

    Although it’s a little sad. I always feel a little sad for pr0n sluts God bless ’em. The left always pretends like they’re empowered women of the World. But we all know they’re confused, weak and often times addicted losers. Poor “Stormy” is probably trying to figure what to do with this tiger she has by the tail. She knows her basic equation: SEX = $$$. But beyond that she’s lost. And Jimmy Kimmel just looks like the jackassed hypocrite he his. Why didn’t he make her jump on a trampoline?

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Quoth Mika “‘You’re on the set of “Morning Joe.” We don’t B.S. here,’ she said.”

      RWTFSTMA!

  29. rightymouse says:

    Maxine Waters needs to retire.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5341089/Dem-says-Trump-remarks-come-parental-advisory.html

    A comment below article: 😆

    “JustCallMeDaddy, albuquerque, United States, 6 minutes ago

    We should be warned of Graphic Images That May be Upsetting before they show her face. And that mouth, you could put a manhole cover in it.”

  30. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Why are Demoncraps always such liars? The Kennedy twerp says it was chapstick on his mouth that looked like drool. Why do these fuckers think we’ve never used chapstick? I use it all the time and don’t look like I’m drooling or like I just took a money shot in a pr0n film. And it doesn’t take a genius not to slather it on absurdly right before you address the WHOLE FUCKING NATION. Just another example the Kennedy clan descendants being moron fuck wits who can’t pass the bar, say Ya Know every other word and kill themselves, their fiance AND HER SISTER by being an incompetent idiot playboy pretend pilot. Oh and offing themselves skiiing into trees.

    • rightymouse says:

      Wasn’t John Jr. was already married to Carolyn Bessette when he flew into the ocean? Also Ted leaving Mary Jo alive in the car to die after he drove it into the water was the highlight of his ‘career’. Then there was the mute press regarding JFK and RFK’s serial adultery.

  31. rightymouse says:

    So..Michelle Obama goes on Ellen Degeneres’s show and goes on about Melania handing her the present from Tiffany like no incoming FLOTUS had EVER done this before. 🙄

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5341927/Michelle-Obama-Forget-theyre-saying-Washington.html

    “As is custom, the incoming first lady brings a gift for the outgoing president and his spouse.

    On Trump’s inauguration day, Mrs Obama looked a little confused when Mrs Trump brought her a giant box from Tiffany’s with a ‘lovely frame’ in it.

    The awkward moment – Mrs Obama desperately looking around for someone to hand the gift to before her husband took it and placed it inside the White House – became one of the most memorable moments of the day.

    ‘Well there is all this protocol,’ Mrs Obama said. ‘This is like a state visit so they tell you they’re going to stand here, and never before do you get this gift so I’m kind of like, “OK…What am I supposed to do with this gift?”

    ‘And everyone cleared out and no one would come and take the box. And I’m thinking, do we take the picture with?

    ‘And then my husband saved the day – see he grabbed the box and took it back inside. But everybody cleared out. No staff, no one. I was like what do you do with the box?'”

    Yeah. Right.

  32. Octopus says:

    I’m going to need that shad-shunt installed very soon. I’m feeling dizzy already. 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    She’s Margaret Cho-king, in this her Big Chance. Just not funny. 😐

  34. Octopus says:

    The Onion leans Left most of the time, but this was a good one. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    WE’RE NUMBER ONE!

    PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL!

  36. Octopus says:

    https://saraacarter.com/about/

    This gal has been breaking some great stories about Teh Memo, which have been virtually ignored by the MSM. Very interesting background, she has. Unquestionably a Russian Bot. 🙂

    The latest scoop: https://saraacarter.com/new-strzok-page-emails-discuss-evasion-message-archiving/

  37. Octopus says:

    Just let him have 30 secs alone with the monstrous creep. Is that too much to ask?

  38. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Samantha Bee – the last great hope of the Great White Stalker.

    Burn the ships, Captain – we’re not going back.

  39. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Dad told me it like tossing a rock into a pack of dogs.

    It’s the hit dog that hollers the loudest.

    Must’ve been a big damned rock.

  40. rightymouse says:

    Full text attached?

  41. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Shit. Meet fan. LOL!

  42. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    What’s with the red dresses on Fox News? Are they inviting being mocked by the left which they most certainly will be?

  43. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Why is Chris Wallace a whore for the liars and crooks? And if so why is he still a Fox News employee.

  44. Pakimon says:

    And in a hovel somewhere in Culver City, a ponytailed fat man feverishly awaits his marching orders from MediaMatters before farting out his daily barrage of tweets. 😆

  45. Pakimon says:

    The ponytailed fat man finally speaketh er, tweeteth:

    What exactly is “misleading” about that memo?

    Is it “misleading” the way you were “misled” for eight years?

    Explain yourself o’ peevish ponytailed blob of jazziness! 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      And the FBI concluded Hillary did nothing before they “investigated”. Of course, they were kind of told to, eh?

      I’m seeing a pattern with the FBI.

    • Dezez157 says:

      Dim-witted fat blogger is a stooge of a parrot.

  46. rightymouse says:

    Is there any way McCain can just shut his yap and retire quietly?

  47. rightymouse says:

    Can you be any more of a flaming idiot, Fatass? This is the tip of the ice-berg. The FBI (Comey et al) are up to their eyeballs in very bad stuff. Apparently, more memos are going to drop. Get some Depends.

  48. Pakimon says:

    Looks like the rotund ponytailed Twitter oaf has been triggered. 😆

  49. Dezez157 says:

    Funny, I can’t find a link to Lard ass or LGF on The Times of Israel site or their Twitter feed.

  50. KGB says:

    The Dems spend the day denying reality?

  51. Pakimon says:

    It’s a dreary Saturday morning in a Denver suburb and our gimpy-legged hero is in the local Emergency Room complaining of “stomach pain”.

    His last memory was being in a truck stop bathroom before everything went dark.

    Gus explains this to the bemused doctor after which he inquires,

    • Pakimon says:

      The doctor explains to Gus that most likely he had some sort of object shoved up his rectum and he needs to take a look.

      An alarmed Gus bleats,

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus tries desperately to remember what happened in that filthy truck stop bathroom and a dim inkling of having his pants pulled down, being bent over a sink and

      leaches to the forefront of his pickled brain.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus informs the doctor of this revelation and he replies, “Call me weird but I don’t think it’s wise to skulk in a truck stop bathroom while intoxicated.”

      Gus isn’t fazed in the least and snivels “Well….

    • Pakimon says:

      “Well then” the doctor replies, ” You’re going to have to drop your pants and bend over the table so I can take a look.”

      Gus’ response is immediate,

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus drops his drawers and bends over to give the doctor “access” and exposing his rancid backside.

      Gus honks while giggling.

    • Pakimon says:

      The doctor is horrified to see back end of a huge metallic dildo protruding from Gus’ ass. He is wary of touching the nasty, secretion covered object even with gloved hands so he informs Gus that an MRI might be good idea before proceeding.

      Gus is having none of it!

    • Pakimon says:

      The doctor is insistent that an MRI would be a good idea and explains that he said the huge dildo in his ass looked metallic, not that it was made of metal.

      Gus is adamant. He isn’t budging until the doctor removes the crusty phallic object from his keister.

      The doctor is still hesitant cayusing Gus to bark,

    • Pakimon says:

      The doctor accedes to Gus’ demand and without a word produces a large set of vise grips, locks it on the protruding back end of the huge dildo and begins pulling with all his might.

      Unfortunately for Gus, a number of “ass hairs” got clamped as well and were being ripped out at the roots by the procedure.

      Gus howls in alarm,

      but it’s too late.

      • Pakimon says:

        Will our gimpy-legged hero survive this medical malevolence?! To find out, tune in to the next “gripping” episode of Operetta de Gusano™ ! 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        The preceding episode of Operetta de Gusano™ (with typos) sponsored by:

        • Octopus says:

          Bra-vo!! 😆

          It’s a rocky road our garage-dwelling twitmouse travels. Thank God for ditchweed and cheap booze. The cause of, and the solution to, all of life’s problems.

        • Abu says:

          Bravo, as always. I gotta admit when I saw your sidebar run I was hoping four cheerleaders.

          I’m leaving the autocorrect typo above.
          /PIMF

  52. Octopus says:

    At first I thought this was yet another brilliant example of British satire. Then it slowly dawned on me that it was…real. Then I nearly laughed myself sick. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      These broads need therapy and anti-psychotic drugs. Good Gawd!! 😯

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Aren’t they violating the first rule of fight club? It’s supposed to be a secret right? Oh right it was just a stupid Brad Pitt movie.

  53. rightymouse says:

    More Pebbles. Because I feel like it. 😆

  54. rightymouse says:

    Ummm…Dude. The current status of the Donkey party may be due to Karma for past transgressions. Ever think of that? And now the DNC is broke. How are you going to fund the upcoming mid-terms?

    • Octopus says:

      Except, they aren’t conspiracy theories. They’re simple facts. 😆

    • Dezez157 says:

      We also know democrats are dim-witted drooling idiots.
      Here is a clue Gussy, you will never read about a millionaire bank robber outside of fiction.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Demoncraps are far leftists and anti-capitalists which is anti-American. Which is why they have to lie and cheat all the time. And why they have to weaponize politically traditionally non-political agencies like the IRS, the EPA and the Intel complex. They have crooked operatives in all of those agencies willing to break laws and subvert American’s rights.

  55. Minnow says:

    and, I think the effing Dems are about to take a huge hit.

  56. Bunk X says:

    For the win, Alex.

  57. Octopus says:

    It’s funny now, that I can barely recall the tougher parts of being a parent, and all I do is pine for the days when the kids were little and we had so much fun together. I see young parents struggling with their kids and responsibilities, and I just want to tell them to relax, as it’s all going to be over in about a week.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah. Those were the longest years that passed way too quickly.

      • Octopus says:

        Looking forward to spoiling the grandkids. And handing them back to their parents, when it’s time for all of our naps.

      • rightymouse says:

        Yes. The years have sped by. I remember when hubby told me early on after our son was born to treasure the moments because time goes by very quickly. He wasn’t kidding. Baby is now a hulking 6’1 trucker. And my step-kids are all married. And two of them have given us 4 grand-children. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          My Mom used to say the same thing, even after raising nine kids through three open-heart surgeries. I have no idea how she did that, and I was there. 😆

  58. Octopus says:

    Fatass has convinced himself the memo actually proves Russian Collusion by Trump, and expects him to be forcibly removed from the WH momentarily in handcuffs. Apparently, they don’t stress Reading Comprehension at Lefty Fat Camp. 😆

    To reiterate some points worth pondering:

    Via @Volbeck, “The FBI cries out in pain as it spies on you.”

    The best part is, there is more to come. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      I can’t wait. Pelosi sounded like a scaredy-cat with Cuomo & Comey is stepping all over his own dick again.

  59. Octopus says:

    I knew this would be really stupid, so I clicked on it, to save others the trouble. Seems Dope Fish is now Quoth the raven, Covfefe — really killing it on the topicality, Dope! Also, whenever somebody uses the term “sportsball” to refer to football, you know they’re a bitchy beta person who really hates America. 😆

    ——————————————————————–

    An Open Letter to Our Superb Owl Guests
    Please don’t be stupid. People live here.
    By Quoth the raven, Covfefe.rss
    SPORTS • 1 day, 15 hours ago • Views: 433
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    To the thousands of people who are even now acclimating to the bitter cold upon your arrival at our airport, we bid you welcome. Please, stay. Be our guest. Here are some things you should know.

    Please, don’t joke or complain about the cold. This isn’t the 1970’s; you do not have to know somebody and wait until the day before your trip to make a phone call. You can spend 5 minutes on your phone looking up the weather and know exactly how cold it is going to get here, and plan accordingly. We don’t think it’s funny, and if you’re that much of a dumbass, we’re likely to just stick your tongue to a light pole and leave you there; that is far more amusing.

    We understand that a popular sportsball event is a cause for heavy drinking. We agree wholeheartedly; just look at the history of Minnesota sportsball, we can all empathize. However, please be aware that drinking and severe cold do not play well together; alcohol does not keep you warm. We do not want to be cleaning frozen, alcohol-preserved corpses off our streets on Monday morning. Use the skyways. If in doubt, remember the rule of thumb: If your face hurts, you went the wrong way.

    After the game, some of you will be frustrated, most of you will be drunk, and as a result, many of you will be both. You will also, whether as a result of over-indulging or merely a result of being a borderline sociopathic asshole, feel some sense that not living here means you are free from consequences. However, if you decide to riot in our streets, I feel obligated to mention that there are people who do live and work in this city. I, in particular, will already be having to pick my way through puddles of vomit on my way to work in the morning, and I would really rather this process not be complicated by having to dodge crime scenes and answer questions on the local news cameras. Also note that the extreme cold presents us with the unique capability to literally keep our prisoners on ice. You might want to think twice before tearing up our town on your way out.

    We hope you enjoy your stay. We hope your team wins. (Actually, we don’t, but we’re all Scandinavian so we have to be polite.) Just don’t ruin it for the rest of us.

    5
    down
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    Superb Owl

  60. Octopus says:

    https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2018/01/sharon-stone-sexual-harassment-interview-hollywood

    When Stone was asked if she had ever faced sexual harassment in Hollywood, she gave out a mirthless cackle. “Can you imagine the business I stepped into 40 years ago? Looking like I look, from nowhere, Pennsylvania? I didn’t come here with any protection. I’ve seen it all.”

    This article prompted me to search for some old pics of young Sharon. Help me, Jesus…one doesn’t need much imagination. Lamb, meet wolves. 😯


    (Was this shot necessary? No!)

    • Octopus says:

      Nice ad for Levis Jeans. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, they had color photography way back then. Just invented, by Charles F. Johnson. 😆

        Okay, you get the picture.

        • KGB says:

          Young Sharon was from Meadville, PA. Charming little town. I’ve read interviews of her, however, where she kind of makes it clear she was, in her own mind, far too good for her hometown. ‘Cuz she uses, like, big words, you know!

  61. Octopus says:

    Regarding today’s football game, I’m hoping for another barn-burner like last year’s OT spectacular. I have to semi-root for my old Wolverine buddy, Captain America, I mean, Tom Brady. Can he pull out another comeback victory? You know he can! 🙂

    On the other hand, I always like to root for the underdogs, and Philly’s the perfect underdog I usually support, especially after losing their phenomenal QB and still they persevered. Go, Foles! I would be fine with the Eagles knocking off the Pats, and happy for Pak. And this soulless redhead, who needs to work on her stubble policing…

  62. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog ready for Superbowl football!

    As everybody already know, my Eagles take on Bradiots in revenge rematch of Superbowl in Jacksonville!

    Not surprising that Eagles are underdogs

    which you’d think would make Eagles fans pensive and worried

    but never fear…

    • Pakimon says:

      The power of underboob compels you

      to be happy

      and just enjoy game!

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog confident that Nick Foleon Dynamite

      will help Eagles win and then Pakimog can play happy ending movie music from Napoleon Dynamite! 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Good luck, Pak! Btw, I love “Napoleon Dynamite.” Took the kids to see it when it first came out, not expecting a lot, and laughed my ass off. So did they. Have seen it many times since. 🙂

  63. Dezez157 says:

    Chuck is a hyperventilating imbecile barking out non-sensible dribble that would embarrass anyone with two functioning brain cells.
    How anyone this stupid can possibly have such a high opinion of them self only adds to the mountain of evidence that Chucks drug habit has done irreparable damage.
    I could almost feel sorry for the fat troll if not for the fact that his only emotion is unbridled hatred.
    He wakes up mad at the world and spends every waking moment trying to find someone to focus his rage upon.

    • rightymouse says:

      The dumpth is fierce in the replies..

  64. Pakimon says:

    What did you expect with all the insipid Twitter excrement you’re pumping out every day? 😆

    Chunkles is like a imbecilic Twitter version of a Play-Doh Fun Factory. 😆

  65. rightymouse says:

    And they’re broke, too.

  66. Octopus says:

    The Left has convinced themselves the memo vindicates their anti-Trump jihad. 😆 😆 😆 😆

  67. Octopus says:

    I love everything about this! 😆

  68. Octopus says:

    Tell them how you ripped off Duke while leaving the band in the lurch, Fatass. TELL THEM!!

    Sure, you apologized. Too bad he was already in the ground.

    • KGB says:

      That’s got to be a troll pretending to be our Icarus.

      “Ndugu”, eh? Would it be a safe bet to say that this guy wore a dashiki back in the day? Still, it’s better than orange coveralls…

  69. Octopus says:

  70. Octopus says:

    Boom! 😆

  71. Dezez157 says:

    As usual, Chuck the shmuck thinks its all about him.

  72. Octopus says:

    This probably won’t be the popular response here, but I thought JT killed it tonight. Seamless blending of some of his best songs, with the dancing crowd (pre-rehearsed, I know), the Prince song, one of my faves, and ending up with the crowd-pleaser from last year. Well done, popster.

  73. windbag says:

    Law enforcement done right. Graphic dashcam footage here from a nearby town. Yes, the bad man is going to get shot and killed.

    • Octopus says:

      Suicide-by-cop. Wow. That shit got real fast.

      • windbag says:

        Yes it did. The rule of thumb is that you need a 21 foot buffer between yourself and a guy with a knife sure is true. I was impressed by the cop, who gave clear instructions and warning. Usually, you see the cop yelling about nine different instructions, which must confuse the daylights out of someone. And how did the guy survive that crash?

  74. Dezez157 says:

    Even odder is the left wanting to ignore everything but Trumps Income taxes. http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/960328217113477120

  75. Octopus says:

    Congrats, Pak!

    Nice win. I wish I would have bet heavily on the Phleagles, but I did win $100 in the office pool thanks to the unlikely second-quarter score ending in twos. I’m kinda drunk, and I’m taking it!

    See you at the parade!

  76. Octopus says:

    http://freebeacon.com/politics/democrats-fall-viral-tweet-denounce-deportation-order-issued-obama/

    Erm, about that heroic veteran mean ol’ Trump is deporting…classic mix-up! 😆

    How many of these outraged twitturds will be twatting about their mistake today? You guessed it — none!

  77. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Just heard about the Superb Owl results.

    Keep it classy, Philly.

  78. jim says:

    It’s interesting to know what is going on at Psycho Ponytailed Poikilotherm Possessing Puny Putrid Pigskins’ site without having to go there. Thanks guys!

  79. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Yay!! A correction! I’ve only been waiting for this for 10 years. I buy in every two weeks ahm b makin’ me some mOney. 🙂

  80. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Love the breathless reporting! Biggest points drop in history!!! Oh wait. Barely 5%. Not even a correction.

  81. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    Here’s Weinstein raping three starlets at once. Teddible, teddible. Those chicks were gonna call a cop but then they forgot and went out for drinks and caviar later.

  82. Octopus says:

    Rosie O’Donnell has come out of her den and saw her shadow which means 7 more years of president Trump!!!

    Thanks to Ace!

    Funny that we used the same pic as representing Chunky McDumbth recently. Pigs of a feather, slop together. 😆

  83. Octopus says:

    It’s been fun watching the Left try to gaslight America into thinking the memo was a nothingburger. Chunky’s not the sharpest marble in the sack, but dammit, he’s really trying to hold up his end on this mission. Oh, btw…did you know he’s not Chuck C. Johnson? It’s true. He’s the failed, morbidly-obese Johnson, who used to have a popular blog before he went nuts and cratered the thing.

    https://townhall.com/tipsheet/laurettabrown/2018/02/05/grassley-graham-reveal-clinton-associates-fed-info-to-dossier-author-chris-steele-n2444619?utm_source=thdailypm&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl_pm&newsletterad=

    The Effin’ Clintons? Say it isn’t so, Surf Guitar Whale-Boy! 😯

  84. Bunk X says:

    So who’s gonna start a new thread?

  85. Bunk X says:

    Not a fan of Charles C. Johnson, but Charles F. Johnson deliberately misquoted him.
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/47918_Holocaust_Denier_Chuck_C._Johnson_Admits_Denying_the_Holocaust_but_Says_It_Was_a_Cunning_Scheme_to_Do…_Something

    I do not and never have believed the six million figure which I think is still up for some historical debate. There were a number of sources that disputed the six million figure and I find myself in that camp reluctantly. Of course you can’t really discuss any of this stuff without being called a Holocaust denier which I am not. I think Jews were killed in the war, particularly in the Eastern occupied provinces. I think the Red Cross numbers of 250,000 dead in the camps from typhus are more realistic but I confess to having complicated views on the subject. I think the Allied bombings of Germany were a war crime. I agree with David Cole about Auschwitz and the gas chambers not being real. Why were their swimming pools there if it was a death camp? I support decriminalizing Holocaust inquiry. I read the German War (highly recommend), Bloodlands, Mein Kampf, and all of David Irving. I’m more or less of the view that the war was an outgrowth of the efforts of communism to spread itself throughout the world. I also believe that the fears of German extermination were not misplaced, especially in light of the Ukrainian famine. But I support Israel as a Jewish state and Zionism as a concept. I’m pro-ethno state, generally. I understand why and how Hitler rose to power but think too much of our focus on World War II is spent trying to understand Hitler and not enough is spent trying to understand Weimar. Mecius Moldbug, aka Curtis Yarvin, is right. America is a communist country.

    https://archive.is/y9zKy

  86. Octopus says:

    “This is why aliens won’t talk to us.” 😆

  87. Octopus says:

    A feel-good story from 2014. It’s new to me, though. 🙂

  88. Octopus says:

    Devo is corporatist sellouts, man! Up against the wall, Flower Pots! 😆

    • KGB says:

      The guy who played smooth jazz is going to wax nostalgic about subversive, non-commercial music? If AmEx wanted to use Al Jarreau in a commercial, Chuck would be Tweeting selfies of his cashed checks.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Uh I remember when Devo were a bunch of retarded dorks with idiot hats. In fact that’s all I remember them as. Are you saying they were something more important than a passing nerd fad Fatso?

  89. Octopus says:

    Heheheheheh!!1! “Something isn’t working?” That something is you, Fatass. Get a frickin’ job, and then see if they’ll hire Gus to take the garbage out to the dumpster. Free food for employees at Mickey D’s! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      This looks like a job for Mouse-Ka-Mania! 😆

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      What universe is that last line from?

      ROTFWTFFTMA

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        The one where you call your website (that you actively ran and moderated daily for nearly a decade) a cess pool of racism and bigotry. Yet you were somehow never a racist or bigot during that time yourself. That weird universe.

        • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

          To have double standards, wouldn’t you need to have standards first?

          A-HA! Answer THAT one, Senor SmartyPantalones!

  90. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

  91. Dezez157 says:

    Chucks list of black people he has stolen from keep dying making him sad. Dreams of stealing from them one last time are vanishing.

  92. Dezez157 says:

    Bwhahahaha, I can’t even….Bwhahahah A fake study…. bwhahaha. http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/960874789853261824

    • Octopus says:

      The replies are pure gold…

      😆 😆 😆 😆

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Oh jeez. A sample from Yay Yay’s Kitchen.

        Love and 4 jars of rice and water: Experiment #3
        Published by Kathryn Grace
        This experiment gives me hope that loving gratitude can indeed change our lives, and perhaps our world.

        April 3, 2017 Comments 6
        Coffee klatch, Food science, Water
        “Love jar,” “idiot jar” and ignored jar midway through the February experiment of sending love and gratitude thoughts to all three
        Namaste and the three jars of rice and water: Experiment #2

        Published by Kathryn Grace
        The goal: To learn whether kind thoughts would cleanse the rice and water in the two yukky jars

        March 17, 2017 Comments 20
        Coffee klatch, Food science, Kitchen Fun, Water

        For impassioned, mouthy, irreverent, and as often as I manage it, compassionate commentary, follow me on social media. I’m going for alchemy, in myself and in society at large: Working with other souls to foster a switch worldwide from fear, hate and anger to safety, love and peace. Whatever your views, may you be blessed.

        Unless you voted for that fucker Trump, of course.

        • rightymouse says:

          Those that virtue signal tend to be the most effed up individuals. I’ve known plenty like this broad in my day. I steer clear.

      • Bunk X says:

        Aside from lacking logic or facts, “9. More than $18 trillion dept.”
        That’s not a typo. Some functional illiterate thinks that’s how you spell “debt.”

  93. Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2018/02/05/parents-furious-as-school-cancels-father-daughter-dance-over-gender-issues.html

    Because it’s just not fair if they don’t also have a Tranny Daddy In a Dress and wearing Lipstick/daughter dance too.

  94. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Catholic priest goes full LGF:

    http://www.catholicherald.co.uk/news/2018/02/06/china-is-the-best-implementer-of-catholic-social-doctrine-says-vatican-bishop/

    /involves an Argentine, but not a nobody Argentine

  95. Octopus says:

    We’ve been saying that for years, Jimmy. 🙂

  96. ISTE says:

    My mood tonight. When this happens on Tuesday the people know me will think it is going down hill fast…

    • ISTE says:

      Notice they never showed the hot chick riding the black horse with the full Maine and tail. He is my kind of horse. and In hate horses..

  97. Dezez157 says:

    Yes, I am reporting this as incitement to violence. https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/961054416915836934