The Day Charles Johnson Decided Which Side He Was Really On.

Charles Johnson washes his privates Native American style.

It wasn’t the side that helped him out and brought his little green footblog into the spotlight that Johnson aligned himself with. It was the pasty pudgy underbelly of humanity that he was always a part of and could never abandon, no matter how many state flags, air cav hats and menuboards he misidentified. Johnson is going places, so watch where you step.

 

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419 Comments on “The Day Charles Johnson Decided Which Side He Was Really On.”

  1. Pakimon says:

    “washes his privates” or washed up on shore?

    Hope we have enough dynamite. 😆

  2. Good morning little one
    #endtimes
    #timetravelfun

  3. rightymouse says:

    Seems we’ve attracted a live one. 😆

  4. rightymouse says:

    I can’t wait for Arachne to show up. 😆

  5. rightymouse says:

    Middle School must be closed today due to bad weather. One of the kiddos is here playing. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Meth is a very frightening and dangerous drug. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I actually did look over a couple of the links Reggie provided — all of it is just as unhinged as his nonsense posted here last night. Except for Mariana, who’s got a whole bunch of sunny optimism quotes, which is probably necessary for the inevitable comedown from the meth-high.

      • Name one thing sinner
        What was the about the ninth commandment?
        #fakechristians don’t need any stinking commandments
        Their imaginary god is the #antichrist
        Name one link that I posted that is fake,
        just one
        Can’t be done

        • Octopus says:

          Put down the pipe and get some rest, son. We’ll talk later, when the reptilians aren’t poking their heads out of the walls and feeding you lines.

      • Still waiting
        there is nothing that you can find on my twitter feed that you are confident enough about to risk an honest debate. I am wasting time, you poor chumps don’t have any life outside of stalking a fat old Vanity blogger for two decades.
        Goddess says she thinks you need to oil the hinges on your closet door

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          “I am wasting time, you poor chumps don’t have any life outside of stalking a fat old Vanity blogger for two decades.”

          So once again, this guy’s on our side right?

    • You guys should know about junkies (heroin)
      What happened to Rodan’s old trolling partner
      The one that got paid by original Teabagger Eric Odom.
      He controlled the trolls at George Mason who stalked
      Think Progress and Keith Olbermann …
      Trolls name was something like Conservo
      They worked for that rest stop legend
      who ran Olbermann Watch

      That was when they called themselves teabaggers,
      and wore silly hats with tea bags
      Then they played the victim card
      when we called them teabaggers
      good old days

  7. Octopus says:

    https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/268928/trump-collusion-conspiracy-theory-falls-apart-daniel-greenfield

    The Russian Collusion story is as dead as a doornail, but the MSM keeps spinning it. Fatass had a tweet about it yesterday — he hasn’t gotten the memo.

  8. How did you morons lose your original blog address?
    http://www.theblogmocracy.com/

  9. Octopus says:

    https://www.truthrevolt.org/news/alarmist-nancy-pelosi-trump-looting-planet

    TRUMP IS LOOTING THE PLANET OMFG!!1!

    She’s been hitting the meth-pipe, too. Look at her eyes. 😯

  10. Please check out my twitter timeline
    Watts is going to explode or jail
    His lies are sending him away
    He needs a family intervention
    Back to rehab
    #scientology
    https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/12/07/case-closed-malicious-wuwt-troll-sees-police-show-up-at-his-door/

  11. I am still waiting
    name one tweet you can contest
    #fakechristians getting fleeced by the one percent
    We call you #kochsuckers, ironic twist and metaphor
    Wait until the eleventh
    #judgementday

  12. The clock is ticking
    You silly trolls were used for bait
    This is the fourth time
    Please use your heads
    My associates would grind you up
    into nothing in a matter of minutes
    That is what people with graduate and doctorate degrees
    are usually that way if they master #deepthought

  13. Do any of you follow Nascar?
    Ever been to the night race
    If you have to ask, you’ve never been there…lol

  14. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Octo, I don’t think it’s kind to suggest mixing meth and valium.

    • The game ended months ago, grow up and read my twitter feed

      What do you contest that I tweeted?
      Please don’t troll me, it wastes both our time
      I’m better educated, better looking
      and a fabulous guy

    • Octopus says:

      I know, that’s a bad mix. Valium and anything is not a great idea. I’m just spitballin’, here. I don’t think there’s anything short of a strong anti-psychotic that would calm this crazy. I had to read a lot of schizoid rants back in college when I was studying Psychology, and this guy is right in there with the best of ’em.

  15. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Righty, how are your balls these days, anyway?

    LOL

  16. We are laughing our asses off
    you silly trolls have recently been part of a presentation on stalking and bullying
    Two weekends ago

    • Octopus says:

      I wonder who “we” are. I strongly suspect they all fit in the same pair of pajamas. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      CArp! We were in a presentation??? And you didn’t tell us?

      • You are the saddest, poorest excuse for Americans I have ever seen. Why do you go out and live actual lives, keyboard warrior and phoney peace time heroes don’t count?
        What killed so many of your guys so quickly,
        wasn’t agent orange,
        more likely poor eating habits
        and too much ethyl alcohol
        Did Albusteve die?
        That guy was almost as crazy as Ricky Martinez and Savage

  17. Minnowredux says:

    someone is angry and seeking attention…..

    meh…..

    • Can anybody read my Twitter feed or is this the movie Idiocracy?
      I remember Americans before they lost their mojo in 2001 and allowed the gov’t, both parties to keep you scared

      • rightymouse says:

        Not interested in your Twitter feed. You obviously have the intellectual acumen of a prehistoric Therapsid.

        • Abu says:

          I got nothin’ for the douche-troll. His soul is empty. Friendless. When someone online has to tell you how edgumcated he is,…
          So, in short, fuck off you dipshit.

        • So you admit you are afraid to ask Anthony Watts why he will soon be arrested and he planted that fake story about Dr Mann to cover his blog being hacked
          Fully document, please ask for anything

        • rightymouse says:

          Reggie is boring me to tears. Has the social skills of a Neanderthal.

          • Really?
            Name one thing I have posted that you contest?
            Just one?
            Don’t you feel silly, I could sit here for days while I am studying weather charts, did you know I may have been the first to predict a winter of explosive cyclogenesis (bomb cyclone)
            Didn’t you hear about my five correct 10-day cyclone predictions?
            That is What sent Watts and Curry and Bastardi and Mause and the two Pielkie.
            and of course the dimmest of all, the so-called auditor
            #RCMP may be visiting sooner than planned

          • rightymouse says:

            I rest my case. You’re bonkers & boring me to death. This isn’t the weather channel.
            Go here and see if they’re willing to post your drivel:

            https://weather.com/tv/the-weather-channel-live

          • How many days can you hold up posting genuine frontier gibberish?
            Why not try one sincere comment?
            By next Thursday this is going to make you look foolish and I am sure regretful of the time wasted trolling others, whose politics you abhor, only you get freedom of speech.

          • Bunk X says:

            Let’s talk about marketing and science.

  18. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    It smells more like farts in here than usual.

    Pakimon, did you get another jar of pickled eggs for Christmas?

  19. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Also, a lot less of the posts are in English.

    Odd.

    • Still not a single attack on my science
      Just a childish decades-old https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ad_hominem attack.
      Have nothing to discredit the science,
      attack the messenger.
      It’s over, your side lost, as did all Americans
      Ask Judith Curry why her blog has had fake hacker scandals, three in less than 2 years, I have full documentation, archived at two such services

      • rightymouse says:

        Have already told you. This isn’t a weather blog. You don’t understand English very well. Go to weather.com. Am sure they’ll fall all over themselves to post your stuff. **coff**.

      • Octopus says:

        People with schizophrenia often hold grandiose delusions, the belief that one holds special power, unique knowledge, or is extremely important. Sound like anyone you know? A recent acquaintance, perhaps?

      • Bunk X says:

        Marketing is not science.

    • What posts are not in one of Canada’s official languages?

      • rightymouse says:

        All of your posts. They’re nonsensical. Bugger off, little boy.

        • THat is simply not true.

          You are trolling me
          If you have anything contestable, you would have posted it.

          All I asked is for you to point out anything I posted on twitter that you believe is fake
          Please, just one

          Want to personally bet 10 grand?
          Me you, one on one debate
          7 days

          or

          100k for blog

          You are all wealthy republicans

          anyway…

          how can you lose to me if you believe what you write about my twitter feed

          So why isn’t there a single Cato #redteam member not hiding and letting poor Judith Curry lose her life’s work? Let the GOP feminist take the fall for the impotent male practitioners of Heartland Institute #sciencefriction

          Where are the real men,
          don’t worry, I won’t go anywhere near the blogmockery.com

          • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

            OK I bet you ten grand. I live in Siberia. You come over and shake on it.

    • Should the posts be in “american” instead of the queens English.
      You guys are done
      Roasting over a low flame
      Boars roasting
      Roasting until 11th
      Have to render out the fat

      • Abu says:

        “Queen’s English”? You homophobe!!!!1!1
        Actually, we would like you to make sense. Absent that, drop dead.
        As for calling me a mf’er,… would be a mistake in person. I’d waste you on the spot, beta- loser. But you be you.

        This just in: I prayed to God to help you and he told me you’re already fucked. Bye, weather dope.

  20. One of “US” is here until the eleventh
    We’re laughing and playing troll bingo
    You guys are too easy
    almost every card is half full
    Place a bet and help raise money for @MSF
    Chicken?

  21. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    the stranger rode into town on the remains of a dead horse, dragging most of its guts behind it like a conga line at a Chinese market

    he tied the lower intestine to a street sign outside what amounted to the local library

    /lieberry, the locals said, and you would think they would know

    his lead boots scuffed the pavement like Occupy Wall Street decorating a police car

    he strode through the door

    /opening it would have been neater, but you know he didn’t care about that or punctuation

    “I’m lookin’ for The Mexican!” he bellowed, which cause a local rutting cow to low amorously

    /oddly, he spoke with punctuation. never tell a man how to speak

    “I demand you bring him to me!” was shouted against a stack of Playboy magazines that had been bereft of pictures since 1996

    satisfied that the magazines would obey, he settled in to wait, taking care to place his copious backside against the remains of a card catalog as cover and a massage

    • Pussy has nothing and uses the low IQ special

      Gish gallop nonsense

      Don’t you realize that all your comments are going to be seen as moronic at best and sick in worse case scenario when your history of racial hate is factored in.
      How many of this crew have died since I was last around?

      Is Savage out of prison yet?

      I see your buddy Barret Brown did fed time

      Ask him for legal advice

    • Bunk X says:

      Nice channeling of SpaceJesus, OLT.

      • I didn’t expect you to have much,
        but I didn’t expect you to roll over and die
        Is life that bad?
        How many of the originals died so far

      • Bunk X says:

        And the man with a spider for a head spat out the Sunday News right smack dab onto the headlights of his 1968 John Deere and proclaimed loudly in a hushed tone: science is advertising tweed slacks…

  22. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    two days and a gallon of piss-poor bourbon later, the magazines had not answered

    the stranger bellowed in impotent rage

    the townsfolk, hearing the uproar, delicately went about their normal business growing, selling, and buying mushrooms and mushroom futures

    /grown in 100% USDA choice turkey crap and ground turkey remains finest compost known

    all in all, there was a lot of talk of turkeyshit but not much came of it but edible fungus

    • OLT babbled
      “Two days and a gallon of piss-poor bourbon later, the magazines had not answered

      the stranger bellowed in impotent rage…”

      Trolls last resort when made to look low IQ
      Gish gallop

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        • This is not a game, wake up and smell the coffee,
          Look on the positive side,
          Melania is going to be needing a new sugar daddy soon,
          She could be your imaginary girlfriend,
          instead of obsessing over Charles for 15 years
          If Charles is your thing, embrace your lifestyle, I will not judge

  23. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    purchasing a small quantity of highest-quality fungus with a few of the magazines, and stuffing it all into his ear, the stranger strolled around town like an obese yet constipated raccoon

    /the quality of the bourbon had not helped, although he was now not piss-poor and in fact had inadvertently laid doggish claim to fully a third of the thinly-developed downtown district

    releasing a cloud of flatulence that later drifted to the Barnes Ice Cap and melted it into fungus tea, the stranger roared through town like a three-year-old on a two-wheeled Big Wheel with a new Elmo horn and a diaper rash

    “Gimme The Mexican!” he screamed in accented yet perfectly punctuated Farsi. “Well, he’s actually from Guatemala, but I’m not in charge of nicknames, am I? Well, punks, AM I???”

    his lead boots dulled the pavement and he stopped briefly to solve a quadratic equation with an enormous cucumber that he stored in his bemoistened pants

    having made the rounds of the streets back to his trusty steed, he dived into his saddlebags seeking a solution to his quandary that didn’t involve misogyny or dubious IQ measurements

    alas all that was left to him in the world was a trusty Ross rifle cut down into a cross between Greedo’s blaster and deformed Chihuahua

    it looked remarkably like Justin Trudeau

    • OLT’s Ring Given Freely January 5, 2018 at 4:00 pm
      purchasing a small quantity of highest-quality fungus with a few of the magazines, and stuffing it all into his ear, the stranger strolled around town like an obese yet constipated raccoon

      /the quality of the bourbon had not helped, although he was now not piss-poor and in fact had inadvertently laid doggish claim to fully a third of the thinly-developed downtown district

      Gish gallop!
      Please, why can’t you act like an adult, I gave you15 years
      People are going to jail including Watts and Curry and Queen of Hate Pam Geller

  24. Speaking of irony,
    Trump’s family name was Drumph
    His grandfather, a draft dodger made his fortune as a pimp in the Yukon during the Klondike gold rush and fled to the US to avoid legal issues dodging draft
    Donny’s father changed it to Trump to sound more WASP…
    One little problem, they failed to think it through.
    Guess what
    In British slang, however, “to trump” (intransitive verb) also means to expel gas through the anus — e.g. Trumped from eating too much baked beans — often in a highly audible way (as in with trailing sound).
    https://www.quora.com/What-does-trump-mean-in-British-slang

  25. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    he dug furiously in the saddlebag for cartridges, but alas his sack was empty

  26. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    The .303 British (designated as the 303 British by the C.I.P.[2] and SAAMI[3]) or 7.7×56mmR, is a .303-inch (7.7 mm) calibre (with the bore diameter measured between the lands as is common practice in Europe) rimmed rifle cartridge first developed in Britain as a black-powder round put into service in December 1888 for the Lee–Metford rifle. In 1891 the cartridge was adapted to use smokeless powder.[4] It was the standard British and Commonwealth military cartridge from 1889 until the 1950s when it was replaced by the 7.62×51mm NATO.[2]

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.303_British

    this was not something that was going to drop out of the sky like a dead polar bear or onbe of Algore’s jets

    the stranger questioned his choices, silently

    his pants were still damp

    • So OTL you don’t deny working as a shemale escort at truck stops. It must be true you didn’t deny it.
      Inherited the family business from your mother, didn’t you?
      We will take no reply as an affirmation that your bisexual father pimped out your mother.
      It must be true, I read it on this blog, and nobody has defended your hooker mother.
      Come to think of it, not one of you have defended Judith Curry, so that must be taken as a vote against Watt and Curry if I do not hear an intelligent defence in one hour

      Here is what real men do to show their strength

      • Abu says:

        It’s a dolphin, twit. Plenty more where that came from. Or do you have a dolphin census to share with your betters. That’s what we are, you punching-up queen. Move to high ground. Preferably into a mental facility.

        /red pen time

  27. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    science told him that mushrooms (no matter the quality of the turkeyshit) were no substitute for cartridges of the correct type and bullet weight for the finely regulated Canadian-made sights (guaranteed to hit a bosch straight in the arse at over 500 yards and Canadian yards at that with extra beavers) but there weren’t a lot of options

    he inserted the mushrooms and pounded them into the magazine

    again, just like Justin Trudeau

    grimacing, he spun in the puddle his pants had made (assisted by some errant horse guts) and waddled down the street seeking a victim

    goddammit he was pissed

  28. If you have girlfriends,
    for the sake of their needs being satisfied,
    I hope they are seeking relief from the man or woman who turns them on, rather than pay the bills.
    If you don’t contest this assertion, it must be true…
    this is your blog and you must stand behind what is written on your blog

  29. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    god help us it looked like a scene from Culver City, complete with an impotent raging pasty blob fused to a futon

    the angry floop of mushrooms being crammed into the chamber of the Justin Trudeau carbine would have echoed in his ears except for all he other mushrooms in there

    the townspeople scattered by falling asleep

    the atmosphere was rent with a sort of high-pitched whine but it was softer than the wet swishing of his urine-soaked pants

  30. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    how long could this go on

  31. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    well, there were a lot of mushrooms, if that’s what you meant by that question

    • Eleventh it is all done, that is what I know
      Good thing you guys are worthless wannabes
      not like Anthony Watts and Bastardi

      Next 2 months are going to be comedic comedic goldmines

  32. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    you’d need an estimate of the rate of mushroom usage to calculate a range of potential durations

  33. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    horse guts might also be a factor, we need further study to be sure

    • So you admit Melania is a Russian hooker who has been blackmailing Trump and his sex partner daughter.
      It must be true because nobody has contested this statement
      Remember that Sunday night where not a single one of you pussies came to the aid of the chinless wonder Billo. Remember the comment I posted about his dildo and ass fantasy?
      He sent Jesse Watters to stalk Terkel across state lines when she was on holiday.
      Those comments are priceless, will raise money for @MSF
      Deny it happened, you know it is all archived.
      You are fucked, but being masochistic bottoms, you need more pain and humiliation
      he enjoys when shemales shower him with pp

  34. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    don’t even start on the wet bulb temperature and its effect on the drying rate of urine-soaked pants, my god we’ll need to use partial differential equations to establish a model of the gas exchange across the rear and factor that into the drying time

  35. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    FLOOP

  36. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    FLOOPFLOOPFLOOPFLOOP

    • Pakimon says:

      Your mom thinks Ron Jeremy’s bed is the ultimate “cockpit”. 😆

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      One thing’s clear you have the hots for female pilots. Sorry dude. They’re probably

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      (Typical iPad stupidity)

      Continued —- married and you have no chance with them.

  37. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    So Martin Lawrence are you some kind of Chunky Fatso apostle? Asking for a friend.

  38. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    the 1910 Ross rifle is a precision-made straight-pull bolt action centerfire firearm, even when cut down and stuffed like Justin Trudeau

    unfortunately it does not fire mushrooms well

    as mushrooms (despite the quality of the turkeyshit) have neither primer nor powder, and that’s not even discussing projectile properties or extraction of the expended fungus

    nevertheless, the mushrooms built up in the barrel until they started popping like corks from the muzzle

    by this time they were practically oozing, like Justin Trudeau

  39. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    the stranger sloshed down the street, towards The Donkey Show

    the sleeping townspeople gasped in horror and abject fear

    • What a sad place this has become.
      We’re laughing and trying to guess the order of the #Kocksucking talking points and evasions.
      No talking points, Heartland is having a major crisis, as we type

  40. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    The Donkey Show is always capitalized as a sign of respect

    it is unwise to do otherwise; you learned this at your mother’s breast unless you were raised by a hosebeast with a blackened codfish for a soul

    the stranger sloshed onward, farting softly, amusing himself with wild fantasies of revenge against the Guatemalan called The Mexican

    Mushrooms rained from the barrel of the disfigured Canadian politician carbine like maple syrup in a whiteout blizzard made of polar bear innards and boiled numbers

    rage grew inside the stranger and he spotted the barker outside the door

    “Do me a small favor and go fuck yourself!” the barker cried out in the traditional punctuated greeting

    /never tell a man how to speak

    the barker’s ponytail quivered in the wind like a limp, greasy pennant on top of a corpulent castle of pale flesh, setting off his eyes like the assholes of two skunks, or one skunk with two assholes

  41. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    He drew in another breath of the dusty orange air

  42. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    the world waited except for those that didn’t

  43. daffy duck says:

    What the shit is all this horsefuckery?

  44. This is hilarious
    Where are Trajan75IQ and Savage
    Prison dead living in sin as brothers?

  45. You snowflakes don’t have a problem with a 2000-year-old antisemitic fairy tale,
    But fight against genuine science for political and financial gain

  46. Briarius says:

    Someone needs a little time in the Dennis The Menace chair.

  47. KGB says:

    A Canuck, eh? Nice place. I was up in Hogtown a few weeks ago. Enjoyed myself as always.

    What’s the one thing Canada has that the U.S. doesn’t?

    Good neighbors.

  48. Octopus says:

    I asked Reggie to let me see some of source material, for the brilliant discussion he’s graced us with since very early this morning. He emailed me 1000 pages. I’ll just post a representative sample, so as not to clog up the works.

  49. Octopus says:

    Even the Trump-deranged WaPo admits this cash-grab pos is full of lies, and its author a time-proven trash peddler. 😆

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/michael-wolff-tells-a-juicy-tale-in-his-new-trump-book-but-should-we-believe-it/2018/01/03/d46f31c6-f0b2-11e7-97bf-bba379b809ab_story.html?utm_term=.e1593202c90f

    • Minnowredux says:

      Charles, creaming his jeans in compleat amateur fashion in front of the World about this book.

      So nice to see your streak continues to be uninterrupted, dumbass.Please, keep talking…..

  50. Minnowredux says:

    way back when, in engineering school, we were allowed one sheet of notes for the tests we took. So, some of us mastered the art of writing really, really small. I still have every one of my “cheat sheets”. I showed them to my sons (one of whom now has his degree in Mechanical Engineering and is plying the waters of Ann Arbor in graduate school, the other is now a senior).

    Anyway, where I went to school, (which was really small…. I was both the top in my class and the bottom…. I was the only graduate that December long ago), Anyway, most of our classes were taught by Dr. W. He and I started out rough, but then became very good friends. Anyway, Dr. W. (before each test) would come over to my desk and grab my “cheat sheet” and laugh out loud as he showed everyone in the class what it looked like.

    One time, I asked him to please read the notes I had written on the edges of the 8-1/2 x 11 sheet.

    Oh, and Reggie, science is only for those who couldn’t handle engineering. Fooh.

    • Octopus says:

      I had a class like that, too. The prof let you bring an index card into the test with as much info as you could jam onto it. It was a History class. I remember concentrating on putting historic dates on there, and as much other crap as I could squeeze in. The thing is, by the time I got the card done, I had pretty much memorized the crap for the test. My memory back then was nearly photographic, which it is definitely not now.

      • Minnowredux says:

        yeah – I agree…. I think that approach encouraged you to study even harder for each test. I remember some tests where I didn’t even use my cheat sheet.

        Bottom line is – I think it is SO obvious that we are a bunch of fucking losers…. I just cringe to think that idiot from Canada who is so self-hating and afraid of Americans will come back and preach his bullshit to us again…..

        ‘n shit.

      • Bunk X says:

        We etched impossible-to-memorize formulas onto the faceplates of our Texas50 calculators with X-Acto knives.

  51. Octopus says:

    When Larry wakes up, he’s going to tell us all about his coming out party scheduled for the 11th, and also the exact days Watt, Geller and Trump will be manacled and led off to prison. I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t wait. I bet there will be cake!

  52. Pakimon says:

    Finally a pause in the crack cocaine/meth fueled onslaught of gibberish.spewed by Reggie the manic moron.

    I wasn’t looking forward to constantly playing the “Ron Jeremy vs. Reggie’s mom’s ass” card all weekend. 😆

    • OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

      I’m wondering how the story will end.

      Surely The Donkey Show barker plays an important part.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s gonna be whiskey, donkeys, firearms, tequila, balls,meth, Ron Jeremy, mescal, mustaches, Maggie and Justin Trudeau, and more. Should be coming up around High Noon, unless I miss my guess.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Give him a coupla bucks.”

  53. Octopus says:

    Considering all the winning that’s been going on in the real world during Trump’s first year, this doesn’t sound like the greatest advice. Could it be that Dear Fatass has lost his touch at making wise predictions about possible avenues of endeavor, after the long unbeaten streak he’s enjoyed since 2009?

  54. Minnowredux says:

    hey fetid boy – takes one to know one…..

    (what do you go now? 380? 4-hun?)

  55. Octopus says:

    The fourth episode of this season of “Black Mirror” is titled after this song, for obscure reasons. I can guess, but I don’t want to toss out any spoilers for one of the best stand-alone episodes of TV I’ve ever seen in my life. As always, YMMV.

  56. Octopus says:

    No, this isn’t you. This is the great president of this great country, punching back. And we love him for it.

    P.S. Nobody loves you. 😦

  57. Octopus says:

    Only $18B? That’s dirt cheap. I mean, Americans just spent $500B celebrating Christmas. We spend $116B every year on illegal immigrants, and that’s after you factor in the taxes they pay.

    https://fairus.org/issue/publications-resources/fiscal-burden-illegal-immigration-united-states-taxpayers

    • rightymouse says:

      She’s terrific!!

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      Heh heh! She’s quite skilled.

      • Bunk X says:

        Cranking swamp blues and talking at the same time.

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        Woman are no different than men when it comes to artistic talent. My wife has a masters degree in clarinet. When I met her I thought she was a sax player (tenor sax). But soon learned she plays all single reed instruments and also flute. At a professional gig playing level. She’s played in symphonies, rock bands, jazz bands, chamber choirs you name it. For cash, After being married to her for 20 years she brought a mandolin home one day and proceeded to play it. I’m like WTF?? Yeah she plays guitar when she feels like it. She subbed on organ for her brother at our local cathedral and asked me to give her feedback (they rebroadcast it on TV here) I was ready to tear it apart but instead was amazed. She not only played the organ but also was her own cantor. I said you sound just like Greg but you sing better! I encouraged her to continue and now she has her own music ministry at a church up in Cinci where they love her. And she makes good $$ which we need to put the gilrs through college (twins ) Every once in a while me and our girls go in to bolster the singing. It’s great fun and the congregation loves it.

        • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

          This was me BTW. I guess I typed a character in my nic or something so they assigned me some hideous avatar.

  58. Octopus says:

    The way Left-wingers talk about ANTIFA, it’s like they’re some gritty grassroots soldiers burning with a clear blue flame of righteousness, out to defeat the Forces Of Evil In America one store window at a time. Eventually, the fantasy continues in their basement war room, they will take down the evil capitalist state once and for all. But how will they handle it when the National Guard comes to take them to jail? “Steiner…Steiner will come.” 😆

  59. daffy duck says:

    On a semi-serious note, would I like these* fucks to be imprisoned, or executed?

    “I’ll take ‘The Constitution’ for (all in), Alex.”

  60. daffy duck says:

    * by ‘these,’ I mean the conspirators, as identified at TCTH.

  61. daffy duck says:

    The Vegas shooting IS part of that, ^^Ya know??

  62. daffy duck says:

    I miss Iron Fist.

  63. daffy duck says:

    So, here’s a crazy thought: Lawrence Martin = Larry Sinclair?

  64. daffy duck says:

    Sidebar?!

    • daffy duck says:

      Moar fuckery, I see. Sidebar *used* go to 10 comments (“this one goes to eleven”).

      Now it’s 15?

      Inflation, I guess.

      G night, haters. 🙂

  65. daffy duck says:

    ^^^ a quitter never wins.

  66. daffy duck says:

    I suspect a “sniper” on the opposite ridge…

  67. daffy duck says:

    Bombing the ridge, just to be safe.

    /Nuking the rest from orbit.

  68. daffy duck says:

    I love the smell of napalm…

    Smells like victory!!!

  69. Octopus says:

    Nice work, Daffy! 😆

    I consumed lots of homebrew in the weeks leading up to New Year’s, and now I’m doing penance for it. Back on the hamster wheel!

  70. Octopus says:

    View story at Medium.com

    This is a great article, both for its defense of Trump and the delineation of a syndrome the wife and I have long identified in certain of our friends and relatives: “People too dumb to know how dumb they are.” They think they’re frickin’ geniuses, for the most part, much smarter than anyone who happens to disagree with them about anything. They come in all shapes, colors and political affiliations.

    The older I get, and the more I read about non-replicable “scientific experiments” and disastrous social experiments carried out by the “best and brightest,” the more I agree with the old adage that’s been echoed in most world philosophies, “the older you are, the less you know.” Age teaches you humility, if you’re paying close attention. We don’t know jack. And that’s okay.

  71. rightymouse says:

    TMI, Gussy!! 😯

  72. TreBob says:

    Hoo boy! Reggie came and really shit all over the place didn’t he? Watts is the one who, metaphorically, kicked him in the nuts. What pushed his queer little ass over here (again)?

    • rightymouse says:

      Just a wild guess, but I suspect drugs and/or alcohol were involved. Either that or he was off his meds.

    • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

      He wanted to fight. But insisted everyone go read his idiot Tweets. Then challenge their contents or something. As righty said probably drunk off his ass. HIs comments were incoherent. When he’s plastered he apparently thinks he’s a super genius. Imagine that. LOL!

  73. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s asking for big trouble from Fat Man.

  74. windbag says:

    WTF were the first 12 hours of this thread about? I’m assuming meth was involved.

    • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

      You passed with flying colors! I give you an A. Oh wait I’m just a flunky here.

  75. rainoflead says:

    whew
    WP being dickish

    now…
    this has been the funniest thread I have read here in awhile
    I hope meth-mouth comes back, I haven’t played whack a troll since the old LGF days

  76. Octopus says:

    This is the rarest color of eye, and Nicole Richie has it. True amber, they call it. Look kind of like lion’s eyes, to me.

    • Minnowredux says:

      …. you make light of this – but just wait until the 11th!

    • Pakimon says:

      I’d bet that the big “happening” on the 11th is Reggie’s first court appearance.

      Apparently, Reggie is facing an extortion charge to go along with the harassment charges.

      Our favorite little pinheaded psycho has been a busy little beaver. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        And he’s going to tell the judge about malicious right-wing trolls who brought down the likes of Olberdouche and we’re being mean to him.

  77. Octopus says:

    On the 11th, I think I’m going to stay home with me wife and bairns, and George. I’m scared. I think the meth-head is going to do something crazy.

  78. Octopus says:

    Alternative soundtrack:

  79. Octopus says:

    https://apnews.com/b766543a95ea4c4f8e9c798ab78814fb?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

    “There’s a dead woman wrapped up in your car, sir.”
    “What? That’s not mine!”

    …and all like that. 😆

  80. Bunk X says:

    Octo– The missus and I watched the first two episodes of series 4 of Black Mirror tonight. Nice creepy twisty stuff. Thanks.

    • Octopus says:

      I knew you’d like it. You’ve got three other seasons to watch, too — all of them are really good.

      The worst episode for most people, is the very first one from season one. I thought it was good, but most people were offended. You’ll know why when you watch it. 😯

  81. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog getting ready for 1st home playoff game for Jacksonville since 1999.

    The stadium sold out and will be packed with loud beer swilling Jaguars fans as well as taut and tawny visions like one shown in visual aide below:

    Jaguars are hosting Buffalo Chicken Wings and Pakimog hope Jaguars defense dunk Buffalo Wings in vat of Blue Cheese dressing of fumbles and Ranch dressing of interceptions!

    Jaguars did stumble a bit in last two weeks of season and naysayers saying Jaguars will be “one and done” but Pakimog hold out hope!

    Besides, visions of tautness and tawniness sneer at such negative talk as shown in next visual aide below:

    As for Pakimog, Pakimog be swilling beer and eating ribeye while watching game on big TV at home! 😀

    Sidenote: Since regular season over and playoff season start and Jaguars dispensed with kneeling nonsense weeks ago and Jaguars in playoffs for first time in 10 years, Pakimog decide to start to post Sunday morning football taut and tawny posts again. However if Pakimog see any more kneeling nonsense from Jaguars players, Pakimog will get more peevish than fat ponytailed blogger fresh out of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s 3 degrees where I live. These ladies would freeze their nips off.

    • Octopus says:

      Jags cheerleaders are the hottest mamas around. 🙂

      I hate to admit it, but I’m rooting for my old hometown Bills. I was just watching some youtube vids of their drunken fans antics outside the stadium — they really are the drunkest hooligans in the NFL. 😆

      Note: when I root for a football team, they are doomed. Congrats on the win, Pak!

      • Octopus says:


        Looking for a win!

        • Abu says:

          3 – 3 at the half. I’m on board with the Jags due to your providing cheerleader photos over the years. As a Bears fan I am used to losing to Octo’s Lions 9 – 6 during the Greg Landry era so this is exciting as heck!

          • Octopus says:

            Thanks to the Bears for being potential wins all these years of Lions’ futility, Abu. However, your guys had their moments of greatness, which have eluded Detroit entirely in my lifetime. And my second-string team, the Bills, had four visits to the Super Bowl end in disaster — insult to injury, salt in the fan’s wounds.

            That said, the Bills are playing tough today. Still 3-3. Not enough shots of the cheerleaders, as per the usual NFL idiocy. We have to help them, somehow…if only there was a way…

        • Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

          That’s some good lookin’ right there. I’ve got the Bills/Jags on dvr and am just now sitting down to watch. Nothin’ like a cold Sunday with nuttin’ to do but stoke up the wood stove and watch some traitorous cop-hating bastards bash themselves into each other :). LOL

  82. rightymouse says:

    Speaking of nips..the Pope welcomes breastfeeding in the Sistine Chapel.

    https://ca.reuters.com/article/topNews/idCAKBN1EW0GA-OCATP

  83. Chunk is stuck on his couch and can't get ! up!! says:

    Bannon’s mea culpa.

    https://www.axios.com/scoop-bannon-sends-regret-to-trump-1515329924-dbfe9439-59e0-4773-8d3d-079e5ee2b493.html

    Apparently Wolff intended this to bring down Trump and still thinks it. As if people saying Trump is an idiot and a child behind his back (if they even did) makes it so despite that we see a confident and competent leader with our own eyes. It’s not like this guy’s in hiding (like Shrillery). And avoiding the press (like Obungle). Leftist journo-scum are the worst suck.

    • Octopus says:

      The Left was just so excited and thrilled about this stupid bullshit book, it’s almost sad to see their rage and disappointment as another sure thing meant to bring Trump down goes PFFFT!

      I mean, schadenschwing. 😆

  84. Octopus says:

    This looks so real. I suspect the Great Sabo. 😆

  85. Minnowredux says:

    and now, the idiot Yale psychiatrist attention whore is falling on HER face!

    I am sure Two-bit Charlie’s psyche is EXTREMELY fragile right about now. Hey Charlie, maybe you should give her a call for an evaluation. she can be reached at 876-5309.

    (don’t say I never di nuthin’ for ya…..)

    – you ignant loser….

  86. ISTE says:

    Free book! 🙂

    I may have accidentally downloaded it….

  87. Octopus says:

    It’s all over Pirate Bay, too, in every format. I haven’t bothered with it. The lurid excerpts are stupid enough to fill my quota. 😆

  88. Octopus says:

    Get the old hag behind bars, asap. 😆

  89. Octopus says:

  90. Minnowredux says:

    My two sentences…. I haven’t ever watched TV very much and had my cable disconnected in 1997 and haven’t watched a lick of TV since. The world moves forward DESPITE Hollywood and those sick bastards not BECAUSE of it, and those dickheads (Harvey Sweinstein and Meryl Streep and Okra) can all kiss my ass.

  91. Bunk X says:

    Gus’s currrent pinned tweet:

    • Octopus says:

      Vaguely racist, Gus. Check your privilege. Also, there’s a horrible smell coming from the corner of the garage where the cat hides things — check that out, too.

  92. Octopus says:

    You’ve been saying the exact same thing for over a year now, Fatass. No matter how many times you say it, it refuses to come true. Trump just keeps winning. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      hahahahahahaha… you stupid, unforgivable lout…. please tell me the last time “spellchecker” fucked up some stupid thing you were going to say??

  93. rightymouse says:

    You’re an utter moron.

  94. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    the complete saga unedited and uncorrected

    the stranger rode into town on the remains of a dead horse, dragging most of its guts behind it like a conga line at a Chinese market

    he tied the lower intestine to a street sign outside what amounted to the local library
    /lieberry, the locals said, and you would think they would know

    his lead boots scuffed the pavement like Occupy Wall Street decorating a police car

    he strode through the door

    /opening it would have been neater, but you know he didn’t care about that or punctuation

    “I’m lookin’ for The Mexican!” he bellowed, which cause a local rutting cow to low amorously

    /oddly, he spoke with punctuation. never tell a man how to speak

    “I demand you bring him to me!” was shouted against a stack of Playboy magazines that had been bereft of pictures since 1996

    satisfied that the magazines would obey, he settled in to wait, taking care to place his copious backside against the remains of a card catalog as cover and a massage

    two days and a gallon of piss-poor bourbon later, the magazines had not answered

    the stranger bellowed in impotent rage

    the townsfolk, hearing the uproar, delicately went about their normal business growing, selling, and buying mushrooms and mushroom futures

    /grown in 100% USDA choice turkey crap and ground turkey remains finest compost known

    all in all, there was a lot of talk of turkeyshit but not much came of it but edible fungus

    purchasing a small quantity of highest-quality fungus with a few of the magazines, and stuffing it all into his ear, the stranger strolled around town like an obese yet constipated raccoon

    /the quality of the bourbon had not helped, although he was now not piss-poor and in fact had
    inadvertently laid doggish claim to fully a third of the thinly-developed downtown district

    releasing a cloud of flatulence that later drifted to the Barnes Ice Cap and melted it into fungus tea, the stranger roared through town like a three-year-old on a two-wheeled Big Wheel with a new Elmo horn and a diaper rash

    “Gimme The Mexican!” he screamed in accented yet perfectly punctuated Farsi. “Well, he’s actually from Guatemala, but I’m not in charge of nicknames, am I? Well, punks, AM I???”

    his lead boots dulled the pavement and he stopped briefly to solve a quadratic equation with an enormous cucumber that he stored in his bemoistened pants

    having made the rounds of the streets back to his trusty steed, he dived into his saddlebags seeking a solution to his quandary that didn’t involve misogyny or dubious IQ measurements

    alas all that was left to him in the world was a trusty Ross rifle cut down into a cross between Greedo’s blaster and deformed Chihuahua

    it looked remarkably like Justin Trudeau

    he dug furiously in the saddlebag for cartridges, but alas his sack was empty

    The .303 British (designated as the 303 British by the C.I.P.[2] and SAAMI[3]) or 7.7×56mmR, is a .303-inch (7.7 mm) calibre (with the bore diameter measured between the lands as is common practice in Europe) rimmed rifle cartridge first developed in Britain as a black-powder round put into service in December 1888 for the Lee–Metford rifle. In 1891 the cartridge was adapted to use smokeless powder.[4] It was the standard British and Commonwealth military cartridge from 1889 until the 1950s when it was replaced by the 7.62×51mm NATO.[2]
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.303_British

    this was not something that was going to drop out of the sky like a dead polar bear or onbe of Algore’s jets

    the stranger questioned his choices, silently

    his pants were still damp

    science told him that mushrooms (no matter the quality of the turkeyshit) were no substitute for cartridges of the correct type and bullet weight for the finely regulated Canadian-made sights (guaranteed to hit a bosch straight in the arse at over 500 yards and Canadian yards at that with extra beavers) but there weren’t a lot of options

    he inserted the mushrooms and pounded them into the magazine

    again, just like Justin Trudeau

    grimacing, he spun in the puddle his pants had made (assisted by some errant horse guts) and waddled down the street seeking a victim

    goddammit he was pissed

    god help us it looked like a scene from Culver City, complete with an impotent raging pasty blob fused to a futon

    the angry floop of mushrooms being crammed into the chamber of the Justin Trudeau carbine would have echoed in his ears except for all he other mushrooms in there

    the townspeople scattered by falling asleep

    the atmosphere was rent with a sort of high-pitched whine but it was softer than the wet swishing of his urine-soaked pants

    how long could this go on

    well, there were a lot of mushrooms, if that’s what you meant by that question

    you’d need an estimate of the rate of mushroom usage to calculate a range of potential durations

    horse guts might also be a factor, we need further study to be sure

    don’t even start on the wet bulb temperature and its effect on the drying rate of urine-soaked pants, my god we’ll need to use partial differential equations to establish a model of the gas exchange across the rear and factor that into the drying time

    FLOOP

    FLOOPFLOOPFLOOPFLOOP

    the 1910 Ross rifle is a precision-made straight-pull bolt action centerfire firearm, even when cut down and stuffed like Justin Trudeau

    unfortunately it does not fire mushrooms well

    as mushrooms (despite the quality of the turkeyshit) have neither primer nor powder, and that’s not even discussing projectile properties or extraction of the expended fungus

    nevertheless, the mushrooms built up in the barrel until they started popping like corks from the muzzle

    by this time they were practically oozing, like Justin Trudeau

    the stranger sloshed down the street, towards The Donkey Show

    the sleeping townspeople gasped in horror and abject fear

    The Donkey Show is always capitalized as a sign of respect

    it is unwise to do otherwise; you learned this at your mother’s breast unless you were raised by a hosebeast with a blackened codfish for a soul

    the stranger sloshed onward, farting softly, amusing himself with wild fantasies of revenge against the Guatemalan called The Mexican

    Mushrooms rained from the barrel of the disfigured Canadian politician carbine like maple syrup in a whiteout blizzard made of polar bear innards and boiled numbers

    rage grew inside the stranger and he spotted the barker outside the door

    “Do me a small favor and go fuck yourself!” the barker cried out in the traditional punctuated greeting

    /never tell a man how to speak

    the barker’s ponytail quivered in the wind like a limp, greasy pennant on top of a corpulent castle of pale flesh, setting off his eyes like the assholes of two skunks, or one skunk with two assholes

    He drew in another breath of the dusty orange air

    the world waited except for those that didn’t

    /stay tuned

    Author’s note:

    I’m wondering how the story will end.
    Surely The Donkey Show barker plays an important part.

    Fan club suggestion:
    There’s gonna be whiskey, donkeys, firearms, tequila, balls,meth, Ron Jeremy, mescal, mustaches, Maggie and Justin Trudeau, and more. Should be coming up around High Noon, unless I miss my guess.

  95. Bunk X says:

    One of these days we’re gonna get a new thread. I can sense it.

  96. Octopus says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/01/05/new-study-shows-past-research-on-rising-ocean-temps-built-on-faulty-science/

    Chunky McDumbth’s Doomsday Global Climate Chaos OMFG!!1! hardest hit. 😆

  97. rightymouse says:

    You ain’t the only one. 😯

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        What an incredible tool he turned out to be. 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          The other turncoat is George Will, but less surprising. Won’t miss him.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Will

          “Will was also a harsh and early critic of both Sarah Palin and John McCain’s 2008 election campaign. He criticized Palin’s understanding of the role of the Vice President and her qualifications for that role.[31]

          In late 2011, as the 2012 Republican Party presidential primaries approached, Will said that frontrunner Newt Gingrich “embodies almost everything disagreeable about modern Washington”, and described him as “the classic rental politician.”[32]

          While speaking at Yale University on January 17, 2013, Will criticized conservative commentator Ann Coulter, labeling her an “enemy” to conservatives’ pursuit of an intellectual brand.[33]

          In a 2013 interview with Reason Magazine writers Nick Gillespie and Matt Welch, Will said his views have gradually but steadily become more libertarian.[34] Will has argued against campaign finance reform as “a euphemism for controlling free speech.”[35][better source needed]

          Will criticized Donald Trump various times during Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign, calling him a “one-man Todd Akin,” and later urging conservative voters to “help him lose 50 states — condign punishment for his comprehensive disdain for conservative essentials.”[36] Trump, in turn, criticized Will and brought attention to the fact that his wife Mari Maseng Will was an advisor to Scott Walker’s presidential campaign. Will criticized Trump again, saying Trump was a bigger threat than Hillary Clinton. In June 2016, citing his disapproval of Trump, Will said he had left the Republican party and was registered as an unaffiliated voter.[37]”

      • rightymouse says:

        No wonder he’s a NeverTrumper. Kristol is a liberal! Oy!!

      • Chunk is stuck on the couch and can't get up! says:

        He thinks Bernie Sanders is sound on economics?

    • Bunk X says:

      Get some Arizona Ice Tea, some skittles and some prescription codeine cough syrup, Gus. Trayvon loved that shit.

  98. Octopus says:

    Our Next President!!

    People have no idea about the skeletons in Oprah’s closet. Read Kitty Kelly’s book, and get back to me. 😆

  99. ISTE says:

    How I almost killed my cat. 😦

    Natasha seems to be healed from her girl surgery and so I am letting her outside any time she asks when I am home.

    She does not stay out very long. But that is her choice. While I am at work 8am to 5pm if she is in when I leave she is locked in. If she is outside she is locked outside.

    My work is 2.7 miles away from my apartment. About 5 to 7 minutes drive time. Depending on the traffic lights.

    Seriously thinking of taking her to work every day with me. If she does not mind the short time it takes to get there then she will not be alone for hours and the place where I work will be a much better place to be.

    Oh did I mention the fact that I am the only one that works there?

    I think I forgot to tell you the place I work has a serious MOUSE problem! ( they are living in and eating the accounting paperwork going back to 2005 )

    So, I will see what Natasha thinks.

    I am glad I posted this. Nope, not going to happen. If I took Natasha with me to work every day then she would have fun and so would I.

    Just remembered that the businesses both side of the one I work at have mouse poison things.

    Mouse eats poison bait, before it dies Natasha catches it and eats it. Natasha eats poison……

    Damn… It would have been great to take her to work so I have someone to talk to.

    It is good I talk to myself and discuss things,

    • Octopus says:

      Dodged a mouse-y bullet there!

      • ISTE says:

        Yep, you can have “organic” and “natural” pest control ( cat ) or you can have “chemical” pest control ( poison bait ) . But you cannot have both….

        LOL still going to take her with me to work some days but I now realize I am going to have to make sure I am in the same area as she is all the time. So I can make sure she is just chasing and not eating….

        • Octopus says:

          My grandparents’ cats were well-fed at home, and would just kill the mice and lay them out in a row by the backdoor of the house in Buffalo. They had an old carriage house garage he used as his shop for his sign painting business, and there were a lot of mice in there needing regulation.

          Maybe your cat would just hunt for sport, and not for sustenance. Not that I’d leave him alone with the delicate morsels.

    • Abu says:

      We’re here for you.

  100. Octopus says:

    The Logic! 😆

  101. Octopus says:

    Remember when we used to think The Donkey Show was a bit on the louche side?

    Teach your children well, freaks.