Cesca gets it wrong, Johnson parrots it, demotes him to LGF “Affiliate” status & the Little Green Mental Cases chime in.

Reducing taxes is an atrocity?
That’s one helluva bubble of vapid ignorance and denial you got there, Barry.

161 Comments on “Cesca gets it wrong, Johnson parrots it, demotes him to LGF “Affiliate” status & the Little Green Mental Cases chime in.”

  1. Bunk X says:

  2. Minnowredux says:

    Charles Johnson is an ignoranus….. stupid, AND an asshole….

  3. rightymouse says:

    “transgender fetus”. Cesca’s a moron.

    • Abu says:

      WTF? From embryo to fetus to baby? Transition, indeed.
      Reminds me of my late mom who upon first hearing of our daughter’s “wellness care” asked me if I was joking. If you are well, no need for care. Was 1997. No slouch was she. Recruited out of her Catholic H.S. by the FBI in 1956 and worked there after graduation.

      Wouldn’t it be great if President Trump encouraged the Executive Branch recruit in private schools?

      WIN !

  4. rightymouse says:

    Dude. She offered what is known as a bribe.

    • Santa says:

      The least surprising bumshell of 2017, for those of us deplorables who follow the sellebrity gossip hotlines. Bottom-line, Kanye is gay, and the marriage has been a sham from the start, designed to make money and cover up the deep secret that everyone knows, if anyone cares.

      Notice, they sold one of their “dream homez” a week or so ago, and never came close to finishing the larger one that was supposed to be their dream family home. Kanye’s boyfriend lives in Paris, btw, so stay tuned for news of him travelling there on “official company biznatch” pretty soon.

  5. Minnowredux says:

    my piece of shit health insurance premium went up 42% this month…. from $653 per month to $926 per month.

    the Dems have SO fucked up this country, it is unbelievable.

    So, now I have to pay $11,000 annually and I will never exceed my deductible which is $7500.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s TERRIBLE!!! I hope with the elimination of the Obamacare mandate, rates will start to go down as insurance companies hopefully can go back to plans that fit the person/family instead of satisfying government mandates.

    • Bunk X says:

      Cigna discontinued our policy, so in 2018, I’m going to help ObamaCare go bankrupt by signing up for Colored California. It’s $2/month for the same policy that previously cost more than our mortgage payment. But we’re not gonna be pigs about it. We’ll pay $230/mo. or so for the “Silver Plan” just to drag it out.

      The unadorned “Silver Plan” costs about $2K/month.

      Next thing Congrass needs to repeal are the regulations that prevent insurance companies from offering products across state lines.

      • Bunk X says:

        All I want for the missus and I is major medical with a reasonable deductible. We’ll pay the rest out of pocket. Currently, that scenario is illegal.

        • Santa says:

          I am lucky enough to have a job with a great medical plan, which was fought for by workers in previous years. Health insurance is a big problem, but Obamacare just made it worse by magnitudes of shit.

          • rightymouse says:

            Have worked for the same company for over 2 decades. We have a great medical plan as well and am grateful that I’ve been able to cover hubby and kids. Still cover him and son (until 26) because the family plan is reasonable.

      • rightymouse says:

        Totally agree about insurance companies offering products across state lines.

  6. dezes157 says:

    Old fat Chuck as usual has comments with all the insight and value of an inflamed rectum.

  7. dezes157 says:

    And Chuck goes right to a drooling moron for his thoughts on everything.

    • Bunk X says:

      Seth Meyers has a doctorate in economics.

      Oh wait. He got a degree in something from Northwestern University that no one can find on the internet.

      • Bunk X says:

        SNL head writer Seth Meyers was a standout of Chicago’s improv scene, which he came to be a part of as a result of his involvement with the Northwestern improv group Mee-Ow, where he met longtime friend and comedy partner Pete Grosz (head writer for the Colbert Report). Meyers described his experience doing improv at Northwestern in an interview with the college’s online newspaper:

        Mee-Ow is absolutely the reason I am in comedy today. I was at Northwestern, I was a RTVF major, I wasn’t a very good student […] I consider myself an absentee student. But I was in the creative writing program, which I really loved, and I was sort of thinking of getting involved in screenwriting. But my senior year, I got into Mee-Ow and absolutely fell in love with it. Then I started going down to Chicago and doing stuff at Improv Olympic. So when I graduated, I thought, “Well I’m going to keep trying to do this until someone tells me to stop.” My best friend at Northwestern, his name is Pete Grosz … He and I were in Mee-Ow together, we did improv together in Chicago. Then we auditioned and got hired together for a group called Boom Chicago in Amsterdam, which was started by Northwestern guys who were older than us, but who were also Mee-Ow guys. And I think one of the reasons they hired us is because we had that Mee-Ow pedigree. Mee-Ow was key for me in a lot of ways.


  8. Santa says:


    My feet are size 10.5. I am a grower, like most Irish people. Meaning, my feet expand during the course of a day, due to gravity and other factors, including weight. They also grow some hair, along the tops of the arches and on the first digit of the toes. No big deal. Nothing hobbit-like, just some polite furze.

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s how arches work, and the older you are, the longer your feet get. Eventually you’re stuck with flippers, but that’s not a problem until restless leg syndrome kicks in and you’re drumming on the mattress at 3AM.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Not me. My feet are a consistent 8.5 and no growing happens. Never heard of this “Irish” phenomenon.

  9. Santa says:

    An old babysitter of ours in the 90’s gave us this cassette of Sandler’s first comedy album, and we used to get some yuks, despite the uneven quality of the material. He was a bona fide goofball, in his day.

  10. Santa says:

    They think Mary Jo lived for some time after Ted drove into the water — she might have been saved if he’d come up and told anyone, instead of sneaking off.

  11. Octopus says:

    Sorry for being an idiot.
    1 hour ago
    Sorry. I was stoned.
    1 hour ago

    That’s the Gus we know and love! 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Europe is so much better than America! 😆

    This essay is all the rage on libturd twitter right now.

    • KGB says:

      The liberal enclaves of NYC, Philly, And DC are miserable shitholes? You don’t say! Come on out to Jesusland, things are a bit different.

      • KGB says:

        I went to grad school in DC. Worked for government agencies, interned on Capitol Hill, the whole 9 yards. When I finished up I very quickly headed for the exits, despite the fact that jobs in my field were concentrated in the area. That town is absolutely as bad as you think it is, worse in fact. And it attracts to its clutches the very people you’d expect — officious, grasping, and convinced of their superiority. There’s no room for joy there.

        I don’t begrudge this fellow his tastes in life, but no one should hold his personal anecdote up as representative of any larger truth about life in these respective parts of the world.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Meathead can’t spell.

  14. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:


    I read thru this crap. I always had a girlfriend until I was married. I didn’t need to come up with moron rules of sex by the third date or orgasm by the fifth date. Otherwise you’re at peril!! What a frickin’ hose tool. Guess what? Those who break your rules find you a smelly hairy loose-tard which is why they also stop answering your calls.

  15. Octopus says:


    A fine short story by one of our greatest humorists. Something that happened today at work made me think of the Mrs. Barrows of this story. A crazy, incompetent person made a scene. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Never read it before that I recall. I’ve run across some insufferable people in the workplace, and they usually self-destruct without help.

  16. Octopus says:

    Let it out, Chunky. Isn’t healthy to hold in all that crazy. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Civil discourse always includes f-bombs.

      • dezes157 says:

        Chucky is smart, Chucky has four letter words and butt hurt, Chucky has orange poop and a plastic cup to mix it with water and call it Tang.

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles is just peevish because Trump ignores all of his tweet replies.

      He is so insignificant, Trump doesn’t even bother to block him, hence Chunkles’ massive stinging butthurt. :lol;

  17. Octopus says:

    I turn them inside out in a couple of seconds with a paring knife, Fatass. Never cut myself. Not exactly brain salad surgery. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      P.S. Nobody, but nobody, is going to order that stupid implement from your Amazon store. Nice try. 😆

    • dezes157 says:

      Chuck Googles how to keep from cutting himself again after stealing an avocado from a nearby home.
      There must be a way to keep myself from using the wrong end of the knife he says as drool drains from the side of his mouth.
      he sits and stares in amazement that Google magically shows ads for a product that might help.
      Asks on Twitter why those ads popped up.
      He looks at the empty begging bowls and remembers he can make a whole 11 cent commission if one is sold through LGF.
      Only he finds out his followers are to damned stupid to cut a tomato, let alone make an online purchase with a WIC card.

    • Bunk X says:

      Who are these people who can’t thaw salmon?

      • dezes157 says:

        Chuck is lucky to have both eyes and 7 fingers after thawing and cooking that avocado he mistook for a salmon.

  18. Octopus says:

    Tomorrow’s the last day of work for a couple of weeks, as I scheduled some time off here months ago. We were going to go somewhere warm, but we decided to hang around and schmooze with the relatives, and do a little work on daughter’s new fixer-upper house. Lots of naps and binging on TV shows planned, too. YAY!

    • rightymouse says:

      Tomorrow is my last day until the 3rd of January. Will have 16 people for Xmas. No potstickers. 😆 Ham and lots of sides for brunch.

      • Octopus says:

        We’re doing a Christmas brunch, too. Getting a big honey-baked ham, and I know there will be good stuff besides, including pies.

        • rightymouse says:

          I make a mean egg/sausage/cheese strata and a really excellent green bean casserole. In fact, mine is so yummy & gooey delish, I hate trying the typical boring attempts at the casserole.

  19. Octopus says:

    Two fine citizens stood up recently in support of law and order, and the defense of womankind. Hear, hear! 🙂

    Stray dog stopped a robbery. Good boy!!

    This young man stopped a sex predator from raping a woman. Good man!!


  20. Bunk X says:

    Have a Little Isadore Christmas.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Folks are asleep again. OK. Here are some pics to wake you guys up!! 😆

    • rightymouse says:


      • Abu says:

        The last pic made me throw up in my mouth, lol. Is he/it/her wearing anything below the waist other than shoes and socks? Pannus indeed.

        • Octopus says:

          Is that the long-awaited candid pic of Fatass McDumbth? My feeling is that it’s not nearly fat enough, but maybe it’s missing some meals, since the blog went tits-up. Speaking of which…BLECCCHHHH!!

          • Octopus says:

            The other pics are somewhat intriguing, however. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            I never see anyone dressed like these folks when I go shopping. Thank Gaia!

          • Octopus says:

            I’ve seen some things around town. Saw a very obese young gal breast-feeding her baby just last week, at the mall. She had purple hair and lots of tattoos. I hope there’s a happy ending to that story, but something about it worried me.

      • Bunk X says:

        Wow. Someone untethered thier magical jazzy.

  22. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Really intelligent, mature & insightful Tweet. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        He’s found his audience, I guess. It’s a tiny audience, for sure. An Asian kid doing skateboard tricks gets thousands of retweets. But good looking out, Chunky! 😆

      • dezes157 says:

        “I am relevant because I am a repulsive hate filled loser with erectile dysfunction.”

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles tracks his popularity over the internest, and he’s kinda self absorbed. This can be fixed.

  23. Octopus says:

    This is much better than anything Fatass has come up with in ten years of desperation tweeting. I would retweet it, if I was on the twitter.

  24. Octopus says:

    OMG!!1! An alpha male! Marking its territory like a boss! 😯

    The Left is going to need subsidized adult diapers in extra-absorbent fresh-scented economy size, butt soon. 😆

  25. Bunk X says:

    For all he’s done for Diary of Daedalus, Charles deserves a present for Christmas.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Hubby is conducting tonight so I’ll be donning sparkly clothes late afternoon & trudging out in this sneaux that has just started pouring from the sky.

    • Bunk X says:

      Heh. Sister Bunkarella uses the same term: “sneaux.”

      • Octopus says:

        Winter Storm Warning!!1! announced here, too. A grand total of 2″-4″ expected this evening, which is perfect for a classic White Supremacist Christmas. 🙂

        • Abu says:

          WTF? You and I are midwest peeps who understand 2 to 4 inches ain’t a warning. Just a forecast for a little sneaux. Sheesh.

  27. windbag says:

    This day in NHL history is a great one. Boston Bruins player Mike Milbury went into the stands and beat a New York Ranger fan with a shoe. I love hockey. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpbD6W7YT5A&t=167s

  28. Bunk X says:

  29. Bunk X says:

    This is cool and odd at the same time. Stranahan is apparently tweeting live.

  30. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      “PAWG cookin’ in my kitchen…mm-mmm GOOD, SUCKA!”

      (racist AND sexist, ‘cuz it’s Christmas Eve) 🙂

  31. Bunk X says:

  32. Octopus says:

    This is well worth a half hour, if you can spare it. Happy Christmas Eve!

  33. Octopus says:

    Massive stinging butthurt still persists, from Chunky’s last hard spanking from Nick. 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    This is rich fare. First, Chunky tweets out a song that he obviously likes, or else why would he promote it? Then he gets his white privilege checked by an SJW, which forces him to retreat like a prairie dog hearing rifle practice nearby. Too late, Fatass! 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    A friend bought me a Christmas gift, after I gifted him with a six-pack of my homemade Vanilla Stout. I’m a little afraid to open it. 😉

    • rightymouse says:

      This is good stuff! Hide it when guests come over!!

      • Octopus says:

        I think I’ll save this one for awhile. Looking up reviews online, it’s considered by many to be the best value for a high quality, high-proof bourbon. Too good for these children around here. The only people I know who appreciate good whiskey are work colleagues and a neighbor down the street. And me. 😉

        They’re making mulled wine for tonight’s festivities. I think I’ll probably skip the wine part, and just have the brandy straight.

  36. Octopus says:


    I used to be a last-minute shopper on Christmas Eve for years, before I discovered online shopping. The panic and angst in people’s faces used to amuse me. Now I’m usually buying stuff kind of late, and praying it will arrive on time.

    This piece also brings back nostalgic memories of working at the original Border’s Books in Ann Arbor, when I was in college. I really enjoyed that job, even though I was surrounded by a Lesbian Mafia of co-workers. I was a libturd back then, like 99% of the kids I knew. Who knew what the future held, in terms of political evolution?