Forever Spin.

The most apropos LGF sidebar advertisement ever. Sit on it, Chazbo.

148 Comments on “Forever Spin.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Free speech is about power, and white supremacy. No, this is not from The Onion. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    In more news from Bizarro World, there’s this:

    Note: the previous post’s manifesto, about free speech being about the advancement of white power privilege and shit, was written by a trans woman. I’m not trying to be insensitive, but…well, yes I am. 😆

  3. rightymouse says:

    Did Gussy diss Fatso with this tweet?

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      “The woman then texted back demanding to know why there was a deadline. “What does time have to do with this? Time to bury Trump??? You want my story to bury trump for what? Personal gain? See that ‘s why I have trust issues!!””


      • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

        They don’t give a shit about YOU, ma’am, or they wouldn’t have protected ol Harvey and his ilk.

  4. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    Samantha Bee is nowhere near funny.

  5. ISTE says:

    Andrea Ramsey, I am available for the next two weeks and you can sexually abuse me however and as often as you desire and I promise I will never, ever tell anyone what disgusting and depraved things you subjected me to.

    It is going to be really difficult trying to explain to every one after why I am smiling like I won the lottery though.

    Politics do not matter when a hot chick wants my body.

    Yeah, so call me a “slut”

    I am perfectly able to be sexually abused by Andrea Ramsey and I do not think I will be traumatized or suffer PSTD or whatever it is called.

    Only one person on the planet will understand this post.

    • Bunk X says:

      Prior to being laid off last year, then rehired this year by the same firm, I worked for another small company owned by an attractive woman who liked to stoop/bend over and display a crack, stretch back and display cleavage, and wait for a reaction that I never gave her.
      Although I saved the company’s ass from litigation, I was let go with no explanation.

      The grapevine says they’re in litigation now.

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah. I’m that hot.

        • Octopus says:

          Funny you should be having this discussion. I just got home from my Orifice Christmas Party, and there was lots of hugging and boobery on display, from people who should know better, in positions of power. Fe-MALL-ays, I mean. The men were all on their best behavior. Expecially me, even though I was plied with many drinkses. Maybe even overserved, I’m not sure until I wake up tomorrow. But we had some good laffs. 🙂

  6. Bunk X says:

    BTW, the critter in the garage figured out how to stop the garage door opener yesterday. It chewed into a bag of grass seed and moved the bag to block the safety sensor, but it hasn’t touched the beer… yet. I still hear muffled growling.

    So I constructed a 24″ x 30″ flat trap with old garage door springs and a full jar of JIF for the trip bait.

  7. Octopus says:

    Are you effin’ kidding me, about this presumed identification mix-up? I mean, nobody in Hell knows who Fatass is anymore, besides us. The Other Chucky is a thousand times more popular and relevant. 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    Hogwash! It’s not about problematic minstrel shows, at all. It’s actually about animal abuse, forcing a lone horse to drag a sleigh full of raucous humans around in the snow at full speed. Poor horsie!

    • Bunk X says:

      What is conveniently ignored is that there were also minstrel shows performed by blacks for black audiences at the time.

      Hell, even Mickey Mouse was a minstrel.

  9. Octopus says:

    Something is interfering with Gus’s late-night reveries. It’s been awhile since he lapsed into a coma with a flurry of one-word gusticulations. Now he’s fighting with libturds to the bitter end. 😆

    Whatever. Not worth the time.
    3 hours ago
    Thanks for being an asshole.
    3 hours ago
    I am a dick.
    3 hours ago
    Everything about being a liberal is about being fake. Whatever.
    3 hours ago
    I’m a big dick.
    3 hours ago
    Yeah, OK. You’re pregnant.
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    Rock bands are generally stupid.
    3 hours ago
    60s rock is stupid.
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago

    • rightymouse says:

      Ok. This is bothersome. Did he just knock up some homeless, drug-addled chick?? 😯

      I’m a big dick.
      3 hours ago
      Yeah, OK. You’re pregnant.
      3 hours ago
      3 hours ago

      • Pakimon says:

        Heh, I noticed the same thing. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Maybe not. There’s another tweet: “Thanks for being an asshole.” Perhaps this signals relief that his adventure didn’t go down the rabbit hole that leads to fatherhood. It’s dark in the alley, and there are substances involved that affect judgement and perception.

  10. rightymouse says:


  11. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeted this idiotic threat from Obama’s pet manque:

    Trump doesn’t have to remove Mueller, as the investigation has already proved itself a wild goose chase leading only to Dhimmicrat criminals. Keep going, Mueller! 😆

  12. rightymouse says:

    You don’t speak for me, dude!

  13. Octopus says:

    Dis “one job” timeline has some funny shenanigans going on. 🙂

  14. Octopus says:

    I think the brown stuff is about to go into the whirling blades in regards to the Woodman. The child-molesting is one thing, and the raping of the underaged Mariel Hemingway is another. There might (must?) be more such incidents waiting to be revealed, as such predators don’t stop preying throughout their lives.

  15. Octopus says:

    Sleazy Time-Out:


    167. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 12/15 **#8**
    Lots Of Women: This Academy Award winning/nominated actor is probably permanently A list. Too many good roles in movies and television at this point to not give it to him. He is also about to be dragged by some of the numerous women in his past. One child says she was regularly abused both verbally and physically by the actor which has caused problems for her throughout her life. A former significant other says he forced her to take drugs with him, including forcing pills down her throat. If she refused, he would often beat her and choke her. She says he raped her in the past. This A- list mostly movie actress ex of his says his fantasies about cutting her with a knife while they had sex caused her to run quickly from his life. Apparently he was married at that time too. One ex said that he punched her when she told him she was pregnant. She miscarried the day after the punch.
    Actor: Alec Baldwin
    Child: Ireland Baldwin
    Former significant other: Kim Basinger
    A- list actress: Tatum O’Neal (Kim Basinger)
    Punched ex: Nicole Seidel

  16. Octopus says:

    When Gus is the calm voice of reason…

  17. Octopus says:

  18. Pakimon says:

    windbag’s Christmas contribution a few comments up brought back memories of this song.

    Now to remember to not start singing this song when I go to the Jaguars game today. 😆

  19. rightymouse says:

    NBC payout to staffer who Chris Matthews had sexually harassed. Am just so shocked that he could have done this!! 😆

  20. rightymouse says:

    Maybe Caitlin will run against her.

    • Octopus says:

      Maybe Kanye will run against her, or with her. Bring ALL the crazy, if you’re going to start. Do it up right.

      • Octopus says:

        I don’t think I ever laffed so hard watching TMZ as the time Kanye was sulking along next to Kim and walked head-first into a pole. Then he was yelling at the paps, saying it was their fault. 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    An honest woman looks at women honestly. It’s refreshing!

  22. Bunk X says:

    Where is Beed? I want to discuss kiviaq vs. surströmming.

  23. Octopus says:

    “Feminist Icon Linda Sarsour” is a total creep who enables Muslim sexual harassers. Shocked face, everybody. 😆

  24. rightymouse says:

    The Nazi gloats over censorship.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Cher has a meltdown. This is what Botox does to a person. Sad.

  26. rightymouse says:

    I can’t wait until the day your sorry ass gets banned from Twitter then.

    • dezes157 says:

      Yet Chuck was pissing and moaning with his fellow libtards last night about being censored by twitter.

    • Minnowredux says:

      and you, Charles “Chuck” Johnson have absolutely no relevance anywhere.

      I thought you had red hair? Who is the guy with the old ball cap on in your avatar?

  27. Octopus says:

    In Chunky’s Bizarro World, Obama was an amazing whiz kid genius at promoting American and Western security around the world. 😆

  28. Bunk X says:

    Might be a retweet or something previously posted above, but it’s important.

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    • Octopus says:

      Sia’s no Bob Dylan.

  31. Octopus says:

    Proggies hate cannot be contained, as they turn on each other like rats in an overcrowded cage. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      “Far left pile-on?” Now what did he do to deserve that? Join them?

      • Octopus says:

        Did not support Bernie Sanders after Shrillary proved herself one of the worst candidates of all time. Not liberal enough, says the Farthest-Fringe. Not a true, avowed Socialist like Sanders.

        • Bunk X says:

          Ahh, I got it. Shoulda read the Twitter thread first. Glenn Greenwald’s Flying Monkeys are going after the fat man. I wonder if they remember Anders Breivik. Perhaps someone *cough* should remind them…

  32. rightymouse says:

    No it doesn’t. Media has been playing ‘divide and conquer’ with fake news since Trump became POTUS.

  33. rightymouse says:

    This should wake up you snoozers!

  34. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:


    /tell me again about all the death threats against you, Schlubzilla

  35. Santa says:

    “Still here, Bob. Still supporting the show, at every opportunity. Did you lose my number and email address? Remember how much fun we had the last time I was on? Call me!”

  36. Bunk X says:

    Cool. Bunkessa just came into town, and she left her dog home.

    • Bunk X says:

      2 hours in, Bunkessa, Bunkarina & The Missus are already henpecking each other. It’s 9PM and I feel like cleaning out the garage… and maybe sleeping in it.