Charles Johnson’s Final Tribute To Keith Olbermann

Yeah, Olbermann’s an end alright, but Johnson is a bigger one.

GQ Magazine. Now there’s a brilliant read. It’s like Teen Vogue for 17 year old yuppie boys and a 65 year old magical jazzy ponytail who’s right on the cutting edge of hip with his manly adoration of The Olberdouche.

Hey Charles. Tell you what. Post a current selfie or two within the next week and we’ll quit mocking you. “Current” means a photo taken within the past 30 days, preferably with you stuffing your face full of Thanksgiving goodness. We’ll wait.


109 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Final Tribute To Keith Olbermann”

  1. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      I give it a week. I mean, the guy’s been ranting like a straitjacketed meth-prophet for 20 years — what else is he gonna do? Talk about baseball? 😆


  2. Octopus says:

    Admittedly, it ain’t much of a life, but look at how this guy did somebody a solid and now he’s hiring a financial consultant to help him give back. You can do it, Gus. Start hanging around gas stations with a few bucks to help stranded motorists, instead of lurking behind Safeway. Good luck, sir!

  3. Octopus says:

    There were three third graders walking down the street, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. Which one had the best figure?

    The blonde — she was 18.

  4. Octopus says:

    There is some hideous gossip floating about right now about how Karen Carpenter was allegedly abused by her brother throughout her life, and neglected/hated by her mother. Rather than rehash that ugliness, here’s a clip that shows how much her voice meant to millions of people, whether they admit it or not. 😥

    • rightymouse says:

      She had anorexia and it killed her. 😦

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I don’t buy the “abuse” line. I think Richard was simply an older brother who took little sister for granted. He didn’t see her as “America’s songbird”. She was their fricking drummer in the beginning. A band member who sang back up. He was probably giving her arm frogs and head nuggies on the couch only a few years back. He was smart enough to see her as marketable and their ticket to fame and fortune once the PR people pointed it out. But people didn’t really know about anorexia back then. I think he had no idea her life was in danger. And was truly stunned when she was suddenly gone.

      • My older sister suffered from anorexia when she was in college, mid-70s. Mom and dad’s marriage was in the shitter, I was a ‘lost boy’, my younger sister too young to understand what was going on. My older sister said that her eating was the only thing she could control, so she “controlled” it.Eventually, little sister became bulimic.
        Mom and dad remained together.
        I became a mensch.
        Older sister recovered and became a dietician/nutritionist.
        Little sister decided not to binge-purge almost overnight, became the smartest woman I’ve ever known.

        • Bunk X says:

          Damn. Are you me? That matched except for the outcomes.
          Guy I work with dances with this gal.

          • Octopus says:

            Anorexia is a terrifying and deadly disease. We have a niece on my wife’s side who is fighting for his life against it, with all the help in the world, and I don’t know if she’s going to make it. Beautiful girl. It’s awful.

          • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

            That was a very interesting talk. Your friend dances with her? Lucky dog, It’s cute how she wears loose clothes. She maybe still has some insecurities. Your friend will reassure her and give her extra hugs I’m sure 🙂

          • Bunk X says:

            CMcD– Coworker says she’s very self-assured, but that she dismisses anorexia (and other self-inflicted maladies) as a “disease” because it gives the person suffering a crutch, that it’s something beyond his/her behavioral control.

            I need to figure out how to get my sister to watch it without setting her off.

    • KGB says:

      I wish I had never come across the “Crazy Days and Nights” blog. I spent much of Thanksgiving weekend combing it. One third of it is Hollywood insider stuff that I couldn’t give a toss about, one third of it is, I suspect, BS, and the remaining third makes me sick to my stomach. I didn’t think my contempt for the media/political class could grow any further. I was wrong.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s another site that includes “Crazy Days” with a number of other such blind item sites, with more clues and direct links providing names, called “celebrityblinditemrehash.” It takes awhile just to pore through a month’s work of dirty deeds. I’ve been reading it for years, when I’m bored — it’s a real eye-opener. The things I’ve learned. 😯

  5. Octopus says:

    It’s rare that President Trump lets an opportunity to clap back at a critic go unanswered. Kudos to him for denying Eminem that satisfaction. Also ignored, despite constant twitter-attacks, Fatass McDumbth. 😆

    Eminem embarrassed himself with the Trump-attack rap, which was childish and lame, and he sucked ass on SNL a couple weeks back, according to the few people who watched that mess, libturds all. It’s over, Slim. You had a good run.

    • rightymouse says:

      Drugs. Too many drugs.

      • Octopus says:

        He has done a lot of drugs in his life, and he admits it. He’s not admitting that he’s back on them now, but I think it’s self-evident, given the total lack of emotional and intellectual development he’s showing presently.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      After Trump was on SNL the cast seemed taken aback at how friendly and gracious he was. I have a feeling they didn’t feel that way about M&M, the white chocolate dork has-been.

  6. Octopus says:

    Tom Brady has done alright for himself…

    Given my Wolverines’ dire struggles at QB this season, with an uncertain future and more “development time” looming next year, I was thinking about how Brady came to Michigan and fought for the starting job his whole time there, as the program brought in other highly-touted guys to take over. One in particular, Drew Henson, was a two-sport phenom who supposedly had his choice whether to become a Hall Of Fame baseball player or NFL superstar — Brady beat him out, too. Tom had something none of the other guys had, which was an unquenchable desire to improve himself as a player and win games, whatever it took. I loved him in his senior year at Michigan (no homo).

    Drafted in the seventh-round by the Pats, he was considered something of an afterthought as a pro prospect. Well, their starting QB got hurt, and the rest is history. I hope he wins another championship this year. The guy looks like a prettyboy, claims to eat a very special and restricted diet, and refuses to act his age and go away quietly. He’s nails, on the football field.

    Oh, and Inflategate was a joke. A silly controversy, probably based on other Belichick shenanigans. The suspension only rested Brady, and he came back with a vengeance, just as he did in the second half of last year’s Super Bowl.

    • Pakimon says:


      As the old saying goes: “If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying.” 😆

      • Octopus says:

        That’s a true fact. “Cheating” is a fine art. Humans cheated other animals when we started using tools and weapons, to make up for our lack of claws, fangs and strength. In your face, Smilodon!

        • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

          This was funny. I didn’t read it until just now. I’m inclined to agree with both of you. Something funny happened in ’05 with Taperiot Gate. They taped the practice of their opponents defensive schemes and Belichick use it and that shit was cranked into Brady’s ear so he knew where to look. But did it matter to the best QB in the league anyway? Why did they even go their? Uh, it’s New England. Boston in specific. I work with those people. YOU MUST WIN. Cheat if you have to. Even it if’s undignifed and unfair. But maybe Belichick didn’t know Tom was the best ever. All water under the bridge now. He’s the best coach (or in top 5) and Tom’s best QB probably ever. He’s proved it and there’s been no further cheating of significance (inflategate :)0 LOL) Seriously my only concern now is TB getting hurt. He’s seriously flirting with disaster at age 40. And I think Belichick should consider that. I know Tom’s going to win but right up until what? Some defensive lineman severs his spine?

  7. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    So delightful! The WH press whores try to pretend as though the President calling E. Warren (who of course is a proven liar and ethnic thief) Pocahontas is a “racial smear”. Sanders easily troll hammers the little fuck wads. No one buys their stupid little moron lies anyway yet they continue to make complete asses of themselves as if normal people don’t understand logic and rational thinking. The racial smear of course is a white privileged rich bitch corporate lawyer pretending to be a Native American minority knowing full well she’s taking credit for something someone else deserves.

  8. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Seth Meyers: Trump Goes All in on Roy Moore, Pushes GOP Tax Scam
    7 hours ago

    LOL! When’s Seth going to invite his fellow SNL actor Al Franken on to talk about tongue rape assaulting and groping beauty queen/presenters while they sleep?

  9. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

  10. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Tapper tries to go off righteously on Trump. But we know for a fact that CNN international for years suppressed reporting atrocities and injustices in Saddam Hussain’s Iraq purely to continue to have access. The guy’s name was Eason Jordan.

    On April 11, 2003, Jordan revealed that CNN knew about human rights abuses committed in Iraq by Saddam Hussein since 1990 in a New York Times story called “The News We Kept to Ourselves”.[1]

    Trump’s right. They’re left wing scum and fake news and always have been.

  11. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Wha??? That’s gotta be “news” to the “writers” at NewsWeak. We have editorial standards????

  12. Octopus says:

  13. KGB says:

    Finally a flounce Charles can get behind.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Warren’s proof of her Indian blood? High cheekbones.

  15. OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

    GQ I guess is alright if you haven’t paid your internet bill and you can get your chubby stained paw under your pannus all the way to your wee willie winkie to have a quick wank. And if you also happen to be gay for Olbermann I’m not judging, just throwing up a little.

  16. ISTE says:

    Lucy becomes an investigative journalist!!!!

    (Or a nosy bitch depending on your point of view… )

  17. Mojambo says:

    How does Olbermann type wearing a straitjacket?

  18. Bunk X says:

  19. Octopus says:

    A lot of painful truth in this rant.

  20. Octopus says:

    It’s whorish and “wrong,” certainly. But is it worse than losing it in a drunken one-nighter or with a casual acquaintance who just happens to be there when the primal urge strikes? Is it just smart business?

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      It just boils the “a pretty young woman marrying an ugly old geezer for money” down to the essential business transaction and eliminates the pretense.

      When I put it that way it almost sounds honest.

      And I can’t argue with her mastery of logic. If it’s her body and her choice, the rest of the Libs can shut up.

      As you note, plenty more young women have lost their maidenhead over a half-bottle of Boone’s Farm and their BFF’s out-of-state cousin, and have the same potential regret sans the millions of dollars the next day.

      • Octopus says:

        I know. She makes a lot of sense. At the same time, I can’t condone it completely, and would be horrified if any young female I cared about chose this route. An old fuddy-duddy, I am.

        • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

          I’d like to clarify that this does not match MY morality, but I can’t argue with her considering the other “transactions” that “modern” people (Feminists but not solely by any stretch) have reduced us to in their reckoning.

          As ye sow shall also shall ye reap. This young woman’s decision was not formed in a vacuum.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I think the issue is money being involved. You and I both have daughters. They make assessments and choices and decisions when to move and when not to. Their bodies are theirs naturally. I doubt yours and my daughters are making drunken decisions about that. They are making informed and sober decisions about a guy they really care about. And maybe the guy they go through life with. Not having sex because next month’s rent. Selling off virginity is in that latter pragmatic category. It would sadden a parent. It’s the category of the prostitute, the porn slut, etc… I don’t mean to be harsh on those people. Many times they’re motivated not just by money, but also addiction. College tuition is not that much more noble. Any idiot can figure that out without selling their body. Too I always wonder how does a girl recover? Say she meets mister right. He has to explain to his mom why his wife was a whore for an Arab first. Could make for some chilly dinner conversation.

      • Octopus says:

        The Conversation. Yikes! Awkward pause, and all that. Wait until Mom is trying to tell her teenaged daughter something, and the kid launches the Arab grenade. 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    While the Left gloats and bellows about O’Keefe’s latest operation going somewhat awry, it’s important to remember how massively successful his previous campaigns have been. He took down ACORN, and he caught PP scumwads negotiating to sell baby-parts — the latter are now facing federal prosecution.

    Keep going, James! You don’t win ’em all, but your batting average is at least 900 pts higher than Fatass McDumbth’s .000. 😆

  22. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:


    Wow, Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News. Check out Andy Lack’s past!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2017

  23. Octopus says:

    Your turn in the barrel, Matt! 😆

    Trump’s tweet is priceless – the man is having too much fun.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      Trump has millions of people holding his half-empty beers, watching “this”.

      /yes, I know he doesn’t drink

      • Octopus says:

        The conspiracy-theorist in me is wondering about the fact that NBC quashed the Weinstein story done by Ronan Farrow when he was working for them, which he later published in The New Yorker and elsewhere. Did they know they were sitting on a ticking time-bomb in their top broadcast personality, Matt Lauer, who was playing grab-ass with all the young gals in the office? I suspect they knew.

        As for Trump and his brilliant press secretary, their response to CNN’s declination of the White House Holiday Party was perfect:

        Don’t change a thing, President Trump. 🙂

  24. Octopus says:

    As does everyone else with two neurons to rub together, Chunky. 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    “No, I’m the craziest bitch in the world!”

    It’s a fierce contest, but this lady’s making a strong move to the hoop. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    Neo-Nazi furries now a thing. Move over, lady. 😆

  27. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    There was a funny furry video a few years ago here. It was some weird sexy female furry that was just disturbing. And she had breasts and danced or something. And I remember reading the comments on the original site. One summed it up hilariously with ” Now thanks to this I will never have another erection” LOL!

  28. Philadelphia City Councilwoman wants to outlaw bulletproof glass in convenience stores, liquor stores, and all other criminally-targeted businesses.

  29. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    All of these celebrity and politician sexual allegations seem to once again prove our President Donald Trump correct. He said if you’re rich, good looking and powerful you could (emphasis COULD) grab them right in the pussy. Sounds like a lot of these pervo guys like Franken, Rose, and Lauer have been doing just that and getting away with it for decades.

    CNN bizarrely (actually comically, yet predictably) tries to blame the President.

    Donald Trump takes the lowest of low roads on Matt Lauer

    Wha??? Lauer gropes chicks and DJT takes a low road somehow by also pointing out NBC’s lying narratives?

    It would be funny but it is truly sad liberal young women feel they have to endure dirty unwholesome encounters with gross liberal old men to further their careers. I mean a young woman had to see Charlie Rose naked from the shower and then said nothing to anyone. And she’s a REPORTER! LeeAnn Tweedon, a fricking beauty queen, Playboy girl and yet also a professional radio personality let old stinky Al Franken force a kiss on her, even holding her head so she had to fight him off. And then other insulting indignities. And yet said nothing until years later.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Disclaimer: Yes I know O’Reilly and Ailes were accused of the same. Not excusing them but this is turning into a pattern with liberals probably because they have no religion or morals.

  30. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    OMG now Garrison Keillor and a top producer at NPR Sweeney. When will the accusations come out against Chunky Johnson? He must’ve groped a back up singer or two. But they probably judo chopped him and kicked him in the pannus and called it even. Plus they know he’s broke.

    • rightymouse says:

      Next we’ll be hearing that Al Gore is being sued for being a sex poodle!!

    • Octopus says:

      I just learned recently that a surprising number of men enjoy being kicked in the balls by women. A lot of guys, reportedly, enjoy “ball torture” and whatnot. I don’t know what to do with this information, so I’m just going to leave it here. 😯

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        It’s clear this information should be disseminated.

        Ladies. When you encounter Al Franken or Charlie Rose this is the protocol.

    • Bunk X says:

      George Duke kept Charles away from Sheila E. (whose recorded comment on Jazzy’s funk improv was, “Bo—ring.”)

  31. rightymouse says:

    Matt Lauer, the pig. I do think that Hillary may have helped sink him as well, due to his interview of her during the primaries. Just a thought.

    Hillary’s meltdown over Matt Lauer’s questioning.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Geraldo just stepped in a pile of doodoo…

    • Octopus says:

      Raft of Geraldo-accusers in 3…2…1 😆

      Seriously, if anyone ever looked like a creep and acted like one, it’s Jerry Rivers.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Criminalizing courtship? Sure. Courtship. We all remember that from the cartoons.

  33. ISTE says:

    Totally off topic.

    An amazon ad for a Amco Rub-A-Way Bar, Stainless Steel thingy came up on my Facebook page and it looked interesting so I clicked it. Then scrolled down and read the first “Customer questions & answers” And did I learn a lot!!!!!!!! 😦

    • ISTE says:

      It seems “Lady Parts” need more care and maintenance than a Ferrari.

      About 30 years ago I saw a picture of one (Um not a Ferrari…. ) and it did not seem to be very complicated. But….

      Question: vaginal odors?
      Answer: Happened upon this question and thought it deserved a grown-up answer. For reference, I’m a resident physician. Vaginal odor can have several causes, but most commonly comes from Bacterial Vaginosis – the most common type of vaginal infection. A mostly harmless change in the types of bacteria “down there,” but can increase risk of contracting an STD if you’re exposed to one, and can certainly affect self-confidence. BV is even more common than yeast infections. If you’ve had a change in intimate partner (or think your partner may have), the odor is very strong, any “frothy” or green-tinged discharge, vaginal bleeding except during your period, abdominal pain, or if you’re pregnant – SEE A DOCTOR (do NOT self-treat if you’re pregnant, it’s NOT harmless during pregnancy). Otherwise, it’s probably BV. Some women are prone to BV, just like some are prone to UTI’s or yeast infections. A good over-the-counter strategy: Rephresh vaginal gel (re-establishes the normal pH that promotes healthy bacteria, discourages problematic bacteria) used in conjunction with Femdophilus (healthy bacteria that are particularly suited to female urogenital tract; ideally should be kept in refrigerator in the store, usually a health food store; BTW – yogurt is not a substitute, that’s a different type of bacteria). Use Rephresh every 3-4 days for 2 weeks, then once per week for maintenance (also, it can cause shedding skin cells to clump together; harmless effect; see package insert for description to distinguish between this effect and yeast-type discharge). Femdophilus – insert 2 capsules in back of vagina once daily for 2 weeks (capsule is gelatin, will dissolve), then continue vaginal use 1 capsule 1-2 times per week for maintenance or can switch to taking capsules by mouth according to label directions. The maintenance directions can be altered depending on the person, some need more, some need less. If you’re still having vaginal odor after the first 2 weeks, though, or at any time you think it may be something other than BV, see a doctor. Please read that last sentence again and don’t sue me – just trying to help. BV can be a recurrent problem for many women. There is a prescription drug that treats it, but it often recurs. That’s why I’m posting such a lengthy OTC option, which can treat mild cases and prevent recurrence. Disregard the juvenile comments – BV is very common after women become sexually active. If you’re prone to it, receiving oral sex and exposure to semen can be factors. Cunnilingus transfers all kinds of bacteria from the mouth to “down there” (alternatives: a dental dam or clean hands). Semen is very alkaline, disrupts normal vaginal pH for up to 12 hours (consider condoms or more frequent use of Rephresh). Again, everyone please see a doctor if you’re not sure about any of this. And please don’t sue me, because I’m just trying to help 🙂 see less
      By Shaundell Hall on May 5, 2015

      I wish I had a Ferrari, but REALLY glad I do not have a woman’s body. *laughing* I wonder if male to female transsexuals know what hell they are getting involved in 🙂 🙂 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        My understanding is that “manufactured” lady-parts have more hygiene problems than the born-this-way ones, the latter being self-cleaning and generally healthy unless you’re a rabid hose-beast. Maybe this explains why so many transsexuals commit suicide eventually, and are miserable as women once the new-car-smell wears off, and other smells emerge.

        • ISTE says:

          I am really glad I have a phobia about other people. I live in a self inflicted “bubble” and I am seriously uncomfortable if someone comes within three feet of me or touches me.

          I am not a physical contact kind of person. I will shake hands in a business meeting scenario. It is courtesy.

          Other than that come within three feet of me and you are not welcome….

          • Octopus says:

            What would you do if Al Franken held your head and jammed his tongue down your throat? Or Kevin Spacey? Or even Matt Lauer?

          • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

            You mean after I beat the fuck out of ’em and left them for dead? I’m thinking Denny’s. Maybe a hot turkey melt and a diet coke.

    • Bunk X says:

      The stainless steel thingy is for onion, garlic, fish, and other food odors, and you don’t need one if you have a stainless steel anythingy else, like a knife. Don’t use a stainless steel knife on yeast infections.

      That site suggests you try it, then ask your buddy, “C’mere. Smell my fingers.”

  34. Bunk X says:

    Gusano retweeted this. Looks like Geraldo may be next on the chopping block.