So Much For The News Aggregator Website Status.

One misreported story about Donald Trump Jr., and the rest are vapid nothings. Nice work, Charles. You’re a mover and a shaker.


139 Comments on “So Much For The News Aggregator Website Status.”

  1. Octopus says:

    The wife and I have finally decided we’re going to both get our CCW’s this winter. There’s a class coming up at the local civic center, and we’re signing up today. I think it’s time, especially since we both have to travel regularly in unsafe regions where cops are sparse. I know I said we were going to do this awhile ago, but we never got around to it. I know what I’m buying her for Christmas, but I’m not sure what make or model for a smaller gal with little hands. Suggestions? Something affordable, that doesn’t need to stand up to daily use, just be reliable when needed, which is hopefully never.

    • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

      I handled one of these 30 years ago, so I am sure the quality has decreased, but the one I examined was the most well-made and smoothest sixgun I have ever touched (and Smiths are famous for smooth actions).

      You have her practice with .38 and then load the little thing with 38 +P for carry.

      You can do the same with a .357 to avoid recoil anticipation. Practice with .38 rounds and switch to .357 Mags for business.

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks, OLT! Turns out, my own gun is a .357, which I have fired lots of +P rounds through, and I do indeed have .357 in there for “regular use.” I don’t carry it as I don’t have a license yet, but I think it will be my carry gun, at least at first. I could carry my semiautomatic .30-06 deer rifle, but that would be cumbersome. It was a gift from my brother when his wife decided he had too many long guns. 😉

        Do you (or anyone) have any recommendations for “off brands,” meaning cheaper but not crappy? I’ll probably get Her the Ladysmith, “Black Mambazo”-version, but maybe there are nice alternatives.

        • OLT's Ring Given Freely says:

          Ruger is another name brand, their LCR is really nice. Charter Arms makes a number of good revolvers, some are a little weird IMO.

          Taurus (no longer cheap) is/was a S&W licensee and their quality is very good. They’ve exceeded S&W in a couple of engineering developments now that they’ve quit doing only license manufacturing. Plus they never cut a deal with HUD. 😉

    • kingkuffa says:

      I’d try and find a range where you can rent/try out several different handguns, or better yet, a friend who has a few dedicated carry guns of their own. I second OLT on the Ruger LCR (the .357 mag version is one of my two carry guns, loaded with Underwood .38 +P JHP). Don’t pigeonhole her into just revolvers; these days women who are carrying tend to choose a semiauto more often than a jframe sized revolver. I’ve heard of some of Sig’s compact firearms being rather popular and more than a few women end up going with a G19.

  2. Pakimon says:

    It’s cold and windy night in a Denver suburb and our hero is huddled in the alley behind the Safeway.

    Gus is freezing as the appliance carton he’s currently living in just doesn’t have the insulation needed to provide sufficient warmth.

    An old sheet of newspaper flutters by on the wind and Gus briefly spies a headline blurb about famed Beatles producer George Martin passing away at the age of 90.

    Gus’ pickled brain instantly locks onto the name and mutters to himself,

    • Pakimon says:

      The rusty wheels in Gus brain start to turn and he ponders what George Martin would do if he were in this bitterly cold predicament.

      Why… he would build a fire for warmth! That’s what he would do!

      Gus scurries around the alley gathering up bits of wood for fuel and sheets of newspaper for tinder and then proceeds to make a flammable pile in front of his cardboard home.

      Gus smirks with satisfaction.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus fishes a moldy pack of matches out of his pocket, strikes one alight and with a shaking hand tries to ignite the pile of debris in front of him.

      He is unsuccessful and as he strikes match after match, a mantra begins running through his head:

    • Pakimon says:

      As the number of matches dwindle due to his failed attempts to start the fire, Gus’ mind is already wandering.

      He ponders what will he cook on his campfire once it is alight, being weary of his usual dumpster fare.

      The obvious source of free fresh meat hits him and he begins to salivate in anticipation…

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus snaps out of his squirrel feast revelry and suddenly realizes that he’s down to his last match.

      Why wasn’t he paying attention?!

      An image of George Martin and Bing Crosby rolling their eyes and laughing at his stupidity flashes in Gus’ brain and the gravity of the situation hits home…

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus realizes he’s going to need some kind of flammable liquid to ensure ignition since he’s down to his last match.

      He seizes his last can of Sterno and begins to tip it over the little pile of debris when he stops…

      He realizes that he is out of weed and that can of Sterno is his last hope for mind numbing solace.

      He pauses and thinks,

  3. windbag says:

    LGF…thinnest gruel on the Innerwebs.

  4. Minnowredux says:

    “Because, after all, we are progressives and being stupid and mean is all we know!”

    • Octopus says:

      Complicit in pedophilic rape, is Alec. He should be banished from public life.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      It’s tantamount to his admitting his Trump impersonation is mean-spirited and spiteful. Which is completely what it looks like. And not humorous. And his thoughts on Trump and the presidency were brainless drivel. He clearly thinks it’s an acting job and Trump has the audacity to act like himself and pursue his own pro jobs and economic growth agenda that he ran on.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Fatso thinks he’s still in HS where he gets to go to the Admin office and whine about all the meanies who pick on him because he’s an asshole.

  6. rightymouse says:

    I don’t know about everyone here, but am trying to focus on Thanksgiving & Christmas now. Where the hell has the year gone?

  7. rightymouse says:

    Hmmmmmmmm…..yeah…wonder why?

    • rightymouse says:


      • rightymouse says:

        But you expected the POTUS in 2017 to be the alcoholic wife of a predator ex-president. Why?

  8. Octopus says:

    Holy crap, this piece about Uncle Touchy’s Pleasure Palace Of Fun:

    I haven’t been this creeped out for at least two weeks, since I was reading about Weinstein’s exploits. Of course, Louis CK gave him a run for his money…okay, they’re all disgusting pervs!

  9. ISTE says:

    Important lesson I have learned this week.

    I now stopped telling women they are beautiful and I stopped grabbing their asses.

    In 40 years time when I am 100 years old I do not want anything tarnishing my reputation when I run for a senate position. No I did not grab your ass, I went dizzy due to low blood pressure. Your quite exquisite ass getting in the way and breaking my fall prevented me from serious injury

    All 27 times

    • rightymouse says:

      I’m 62 years old and only once was hit on at work when I was in my 20’s. He got fired when I asked for a transfer and explained why.

      • Bunk X says:

        I admit that I hit on female workers, but I missed the ones who were hitting on me…
        Except for one, and I married her.

        • Octopus says:

          I haven’t hit on anyone besides the wife since the second year of our courtship. That’s 36 years, for those keeping score at home. Four years of dating, plus 33 years of holy matrimony. Crazy! 😆

          • Minnowredux says:

            Congratulations Octi. My respects to both you and your wife for the effort.

            My wife decided early on that she was too good for me so she divorced me and left the kids with me. she is now in her fourth marriage.

            I tell my sons she is a very happy person. We all laugh.

          • Octopus says:

            I got lucky. Sounds like you did, too. 😉

  10. Bunk X says:

    Well look who’s here.

  11. dezes157 says:

    LGF looks like a bad knock off of a 3rd world tabloid.

  12. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Franken outed as a harrasser.

    Senator Al Franken Kissed and Groped Me Without My Consent, And There’s Nothing Funny About It

    Can you believe the old creep thought he could get away with that with her? She’s been fuming ever since waiting to give payback to the little pervo.

  13. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    So this guy wrote a comedy book as a senator. Well, you really know your elected official is getting things done when he’s writing goofball books while in office.

    Each state elects two senators for six-year terms. The terms of about one-third of the Senate membership expire every two years, earning the chamber the nickname “the house that never dies.” … The role of the Senate was conceived by the Founding Fathers as a check on the popularly elected House of Representatives.

    I don’t think the Founding Fathers intended un-serious and chauvinistic yahoos that grope women to be in the august body of the senate. But I guess that’s on the dimwits of Minnesota.

  14. Octopus says:

    They’ve never seen “Terminator,” I guess. Well, that’s it, then. The Next Earthlords are a-bornin’. We had a good run, though.

    • poteen2 says:

      I’m a fat old man,,,and I have $100 sez I can still kick his Daddy’s/ programmers ass.Not too worried.

      • Octopus says:

        You say that now, but wait until they sic their dog on ya…comes with a chainsaw bayonet attachment, I understand. Waiting for the price to come down a few hundred thousand.

        • Octopus says:

          Spotmini is being fitted with an electric minigun, as we speak. Because robots are coming for us all, and there’s no stopping them.

  15. ISTE says:

    Tomorrow I am going to buy a flack jacket a helmet and a bottle of sleeping pills for the object of my desires. Then grope her.

    I will post photos once I get out of hospital.


  16. Octopus says:

    The Left and fringe-dwelling Fatass circled the wagons around Franken, big-time. For the record, there are NO credible accusations of sexual assault against Trump, though liars and dupes like Chunky are screeching about this fantasy all the time.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      But even if he had grabbed a pussy he, according to libtards defending Franken could claim it was all a joke! Lighten up ladies!

  17. Octopus says:

    I try to refrain from repeating mindless jokes about southern white stereotypes, especially since I read the excellent book, “Redneck Manifesto,” but I have to give this item its due. Come on. You know this is wrong, cuz. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Come on! He took pity on his unattractive cousin. Of course, drugs and/or booze may have been involved too.

      • Octopus says:

        Unattractive, and possibly not above the lower legal IQ limit for voting privileges. But very outgoing, and comforting to have around at a funeral. RIP, Grandma.

  18. Octopus says:

    Campus Reform is a very excellent website that does great work exposing the insanity on today’s college campuses. Additionally, I think we have discovered the real reason Chunky no longer ventures out of doors, and it’s not because the emergency crew would have to remove a wall to permit him egress, though that is also true. It’s because White Supremacy!

  19. Pakimon says:

    And as predicted, Chunkles is shrieking and squealing in defense of Al Frankenberry.

    I have to tell you, reading The Jazzy Ponytail’s Twitter timeline every day is like watching a fat man doing the chicken dance. 😆

  20. Pakimon says:

    Actually, it’s not.

    “Al Frankenberry” is much more common and ironically, it was started by Franken himself duriing SNL days.

  21. dezes157 says:

    And once again, Chuck proves he didn’t learn a damned thing from defending Anthony Weiner.
    Al Franken is Chucks new romance, he must swoon over him, defend him and love him, he longs for the days when Al will grab his moobs instead of some bimbos boobs.

    Way to prove what a sad twisted asshat you are CHUCK!

  22. rightymouse says:

    And that’s a good thing, Gussy. As will Trump’s pick when Ruth Bader Ginsburg nods off for the last time.

  23. Minnowredux says:

    I see Kathy Griffin is working up to capacity again…. spewing nonsense and hate that no one cares about.

    Such a delightful person!

    I am sure Charles will have some glowing review of her latest bullshit in 3-2-1….

    Why are the forward-thinking progressives always so petty, hateful and stupid?

  24. KGB says:

    Speaking of news aggregator websites, 10 years ago I had two go-to blogs each day: LGF and Hot Air, both of which are steaming piles of crap these days. We all know the story of LGF, but the quality at Hot Air has taken a massive nosedive in the past few years, compounded by the decision to go to a Facebook commenting system. Today, Jazz Shaw (no relation to Jazzy the Magic Ponytail) has a piece of unbelievable SJW-infused faggotry, pleading for society to have a reckoning with the sexism and violence that has permeated our culture for too long. “Why, just listen to the lyrics of ‘Dirty Deeds’ by AC/DC!! That alone should chasten all of us.” As low as it may be, those lyrics still fall under the rubric of “art”. Depicting characters is one of the pillars of literature and performing arts. If we can’t make up a song about a hit man, then where do you propose to draw the line Ms. Shaw? How long till you’re uncomfortable with that copy of The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn that’s sitting on your book shelf?

    Maybe Kilgore Trout was doing us all a favor with his midnight run.

    • Octopus says:

      Hot Air is full of itself, these days. About half-moon at, and still Never Trumping.

      • KGB says:

        To get the weekend started, I dedicate this song by Ween — the greatest American band of the rock era — to Jazz Shaw. I hope your precious feelings can handle it.

        • Octopus says:

          That’s a lovely breakup song. Sometimes, the gal has to dump the guy, and it’s a similar feeling of lightening the load. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Love is like a cloud. It holds a lot of rain.

          • Octopus says:

            Love is a many-splendored thingamajig…he still loves his baby, even though she has a mustache. That it’s caked with vomit is inconsequential, to the larger picture. I can only imagine, nay, dream, of how hairy her legs be…

            My baby drives a Peterbilt
            Its wheels are big and mean
            Stack pipes fill the air with smoke
            She’s proud of that machine

            I met her in El Centro
            In the men’s room of a bar
            We consummated our relationship
            In the front seat of my car

            Well, Big Ugly Wheels
            Rollin’ on down the line,
            Big Ugly Wheels
            Draggin’ that gal of mine home
            Well I should have let her roam

            Motor life is so sinful
            Her home is on the road
            Each night she’s with another truck stop man
            Who’s carryin’ a heavy load

            She wants me to be true to her
            She comes home once a month
            Her mustache caked with vomit
            And teeth marks on her butt

            Well, Big Ugly Wheels
            Rollin’ on down the line,
            Big Ugly Wheels
            Draggin’ that gal of mine home
            Well I should have let her roam

          • Bunk X says:

            Pure poetry from the late Country Dick Montana. In 1995 his heart blew out onstage and he died at the age of 40.

          • Bunk X says:

            P.S. Ask Dorian about those guys. He hung out with them for a while.

          • Octopus says:

            Nice tribute!

        • Bunk X says:

          Where is Mandy Manners now that we need her?

  25. rightymouse says:

    Went to my Orthopedic Dr. today. Fractured shoulder has healed. Took 8 weeks! Oy!

    • ISTE says:

      OK so now you are able to make all us men a sammich again. Great news!


      • rightymouse says:

        No sammies, but can stir-fry again. Yayyyy!

        • Octopus says:

          Pot-stickers, too, I’ll bet. Need some for UM-OSU next Saturday. 🙂

          Glad you’re feeling better, ‘Mouse. I’ve got a sore knee that I don’t know how I tweaked, and some tennis-elbow that just won’t go away and might need a cortisone shot. I can barely make myself a sammy…just one piece of bread, folded over with some peanut butter, that’s all I can do. Good thing I still have this wife. I’d be wrestling in the dumpster with Gus for the half-thawed chicken pot pies, without her. 😉

  26. rightymouse says:

    Al Franken shouldn’t resign because he’s a liberal.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Nice “piece” you didn’t write again Charles. I do not know how you do it, time after time. Bravo on the aggregating bra’…..

      “Here’s why.”

      Hahahahahahahahahahaha – like you would even know……

      • rightymouse says:

        Fatso’s fall from grace was totally self-inflicted.

        • Minnowredux says:

          yep – I agree. He probably realizes this too, but would never admit to it…..

          • Octopus says:

            Oh, he knows it. Not even Fatass McDumbth is idiotic enough to misunderstand this dynamic. He had a Big Plan, doncha know. The inspiration may have been his rejection by the lovely Pamela, coupled with her running off to Europe with the Hairy Jew Who Shall Remain Nameless (Spencer), but then he got the Genius Idea of aping Arianna Huffington’s conversion from conservative to fringe-Left moonbat, and then PROFITS! Well, now he’s a beggar, with no following to speak of, and Pamela is still hawt and riding high on the NYT bestseller list every year, while battling Islamofascist murderers at home and abroad, and Chunky is unable to leave his house or be photographed. Hell of a note, especially for one of the world’s leading practitioners of tweedly-diddly-dee soulless noodling.

        • dezes157 says:

          Chuck is nothing but a fat lazy thief on his best day.

  27. Octopus says:

    I was worried the new season of “Curb Your Enthusiasm” would suck, since it’s been 6 years since the last one, and lots of things have gotten nutty and stupid in America, not to mention LA, where Larry David lives. I watched the first episode just now, and it’s fantastic — Larry hasn’t lost a bit off his fastball. Not even a cameo by assdouche Jimmy Kimmel could ruin it. Funny bits from start to finish. Looking forward to the rest of the season.