Charles Johnson – Master of Interpretational Gymnastics

China has been playing trade games and manipulating their currency for decades. Trump’s comment was well-timed and well-placed subtle sarcasm, and Charles Johnson missed it by a milyo.

Charles Johnson doesn’t understand the concept of “sarcasm” or how it works, and it doesn’t work like this:

That’s called whining.

Jeez, Charles. You’re embarrassing yourself more than usual, and “more than usual” means most of the time. Maybe you could reinvent Little Green Footballs as a news aggregation site instead of parroting memes and tropes promulgated by liars and spin doctors, instead of copy-pasting C-level comedians posing as news sources.

Just a thought, Master Ponytail.