THIS IS TWITTER

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165 Comments on “THIS IS TWITTER”

  1. dudebro says:

    How many lizards did chuckles bully into reporting that tweet?

    • Bunk x says:

      Does it matter?

      • Octopus says:

        I predict this is the year we get that pic of Chunky McDumbth. I’d like to throw another hundy onto that reward, for a total of $200. That should get the hungry paps fired up. 😆

        The fact that he’s clearly doing everything in his power to avoid being seen speaks voluminously about what looms in the fetid darkness of Das Bunker. 😯

  2. Bunk x says:

    Bunch of stuff going down in Las Vegas right now.

  3. Octopus says:

    Nothing like waking up to a bloodbath on Monday morning. 😦

    Horrific video surfacing. Full-auto weaponry in a packed crowd at a concert, pretty much the worst-case scenario. Jihadist, or run-of-the-mill lunatic? Reports say the shooter is a Las Vegas local.

  4. Octopus says:

    Heheh…Greenpeace spreading ridiculous misinformation, again. 😆

    Because hurricanes are something new, caused by carbon dioxide generated by people. Never happened in the Good Old Days.

  5. Octopus says:

    The Most Helpful Wife Of All:

  6. Octopus says:

    Fatass Wrong Again! 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Chunky losing yet another exchange on Twitter, resorts to the usual name-calling. Master Debater strikes again! 😆

  8. Pakimon says:

    Or if you can’t afford a $700,000 house, bullshit your way into the neighbor’s garage with tales of woe and medical maladies. 😆

  9. rightymouse says:

    Fatso must be scared to death of someone actually taking a current pic of him. Wonder if he’d go on Madcow’s show if she asked?

    • Octopus says:

      The chances of that happening are slim and none – even with her awful ratings, there’s a law against scaring nervous snowflakes at that public access cable outlet.

  10. rightymouse says:

    LOLOLOL!

  11. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Gus-Gus has gone full gun control, it seems. Linky no worky (good work, loser).

    It will come out that every defeated gun control proposal ever made would not have prevented this madman, just like the ass that shot up a Congressional baseball practice.

    And then it will be quietly buried.

    Listen to the audio, Gus-Gus. That’s a fully automatic weapon, Gus-Gus. Average Joe can’t even get near one, Gus-Gus. Those laws were passed long ago, you Bernie Bro reject.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      You know what, it may have been some sort of crank trigger crap, I suppose.

      The odds are we’ll never know the actual truth, but that won’t stop Gus-Gus and the Bernie Bro Rejects.

  12. Minnowredux says:

    Proof positive that Charles F. Johnson has diminished faculties…. (choose any of his tweets!)

    Wow, Charles, you aren’t too bright, are you?

  13. rightymouse says:

    Alrighty then…

  14. kingkuffa says:

    Just copied BBQ Sandwich’s tweet on my twitter. Come at me, fatboy.

  15. Octopus says:

    Still clinging to life, but brain-dead. RIP, Tom. You were one of the great American rockers.

  16. Octopus says:

    I hope nothing like this happened today in Vegas. Too soon. Really poor taste. 😡

  17. ISTE says:

    OK, so yeah I admit it. My job here is to play the asshole. Having said that the Las Vegas shooting tragedy does not seem to me to be what it at first looked like.

    Now, you are going to have to put me straight on this. I do not listen to the radio or watch TV so I do not really know who Michael Savage is. I had heard of him that is all.

    Thirsting for more news about the shooting on the way home I turned on the car radio, I never do that… Put it on scan until I stopped it at a talk radio station discussing the shooting,

    The caller at the time was a 2015-2016 neighbor who was ex military and he couldn’t understand why the shooter did it. He knew the person, drank beers with him.

    Anyway, I just got home and am listening to the full broadcast

    [audio src="http://conservativestream.com/recorded-shows/Savage_10-02-2017_WCB_FULL.mp3" /]

    Only at the 25 minute mark and I find I am in total agreement with Savage.

    • rightymouse says:

      The shooter doesn’t fit any understandable profile. Am waiting for more facts. Rational people simply don’t murder others like this.

  18. Minnowredux says:

    For a madman to do this is insane. If this is part of a larger conspiracy – it is diabolical. Why would anyone do this?

    I hope we learn the truth on this.

    If this is a deep state action, we need to know. This is horrible.

    We need to know the truth, and we need to make sure this never happens again.

  19. dezes157 says:

    Boy oh boy is fat Chuck ever BUTTHURT!

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  21. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/10/02/las-vegas-attack-and-twitters-dark-heart-dismissing-58-lives-in-140-characters-and-blind-partisanship.html

    While Dear Fatass was screeching non-stop about right wingers saying mean things on Twitter, the Left was disgracing itself in new ways. Who would have even thought that possible, at this point?

    I can’t believe they still haven’t found any motive. Nobody, no matter how insane, does something this planned and deliberate because “they snapped.” There’s a fucked-up reason behind this horror. I have to believe it will emerge soon.

  22. Octopus says:

    That Chunky didn’t get struck by a bolt of lightning for saying other people like to play the persecuted victim is remarkable. 😆

    Where’s that site that graphs comparisons of websites’ popularity? LGF vs. Gateway Pundit…a retarded toddler with a lathe vs. an Olympic fencer. 😆

    • Bunk x says:

      Alexa. Last time I checked, LGF is a flat line compared to Gateway Pundit.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Jim runs a successful blog. Chunky just runs his mouth on Twitter and thinks he should get paid by working people with jobs for hurling insults.

      Gateway Pundit
      Global Rank
      7,840 (down)515
      Rank in United States
      1,841

      Fatass
      Global Rank
      233,401 (down)10,330
      Rank in United States
      73,771

  23. Octopus says:

    The Dark Night Of His Soul, Part XXXIV:

    Next time drop a 500 lbs. bomb on his ass.
    3 hours ago
    No one is there.
    3 hours ago
    Man.
    3 hours ago
    No more.
    3 hours ago
    Virgin. You suck.
    3 hours ago
    Malibu.
    3 hours ago
    We tell each stories.
    4 hours ago
    We give each other the long glance. We know who is next.
    4 hours ago
    We are all in the ER.
    4 hours ago
    FUCK YOU LIFE!
    4 hours ago

    No, Gus, we are not all in the ER. Most of us are out here living our lives in productive ways, doing our best to be good people. Not embracing defeat and despair, like you. Why are you so down, buddy?

    $3,340 of $5,000 goal
    Raised by 92 people in 13 days 5 days

    Oh, I see. Sorry about that. 😦

  24. Octopus says:

    While we wait for the new pics of Chunky McDumbth to come pouring in from our crack team of paps, perhaps we should enjoy a “Mugshot Of The Day.” Some of them are quite stunning, as will be Fatass’s.

  25. rightymouse says:

    R.I.P. Tom Petty. He’s joined Prince in heaven.

  26. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    I’ve heard left wingers call Paddock a terrorist. Here’s a particularly imbecilic take on the lunatic who had no known cause or affiliations. This idiot evidently thinks mass murder and terror are synonymous. And that a white supremacist would machine gun a crowd of white people.

    As reports continue to come out of Las Vegas, and the number of dead is still unknown, Tariq Nasheed was already on Twitter claiming the shooting was related to white supremacy.

    Terrorist Stephen Paddock being from Mesquite NV, the same place where armed white supremacists pointed guns are LE, is not a coincidence

    — Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) October 2, 2017

    Because so many minorities are often found at country music festivals.

    So you’re alleging that a white supremacist shot up a bunch of…white people??

    — Brooke Knight (@BKnight561) October 2, 2017

    At this point we can’t help but wonder if Nasheed is a parody.

    Everyone knows the best place to shoot non white folk is at a country music concert, right? You’re a damn genius.

    It’s all about the poses and posturing. Never mind you can’t reason your way out of a paper bag.

  27. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Another case of a left winger devoid of rational thought. Even Geraldo can’t figure out what she’s blathering about.

    #SanJuanMayor says residents are “dying,” & somehow @realDonaldTrump is to blame. I’m here. Who is dying? Why? Where? Let me help save them.

    — Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) September 30, 2017

    Then acts like a spoiled child when the President meets with PR leaders.

    San Juan mayor is sitting in the room scowling but President Trump is just ignoring her pic.twitter.com/BcwvHWlMcD

    — Jack Posobiec (@JackPosobiec) October 3, 2017

    ….and we have the awkward handshake between Trump and San Juan Mayor Cruz … he didn’t address her in his remarks https://t.co/uZ5UBAZ0QV

    — Jason K. Morrell (@CNNJason) October 3, 2017

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/10/president-trump-ignores-scowling-san-juan-mayor-puerto-rico-relief-meeting/

  28. rightymouse says:

    A silly Gussy retweet.
    Umm..dude…nukes don’t go off by themselves and neither do guns. Dumbass.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Hi Bob, I am pretty sure anything you say sounds fucking stupid.

      Why don’t we put drunk cars in jail, genius?

      • Octopus says:

        Hey, Bob…I must have missed the international conference where it was decided that words no longer had any meaning.

  29. Octopus says:

    “Balling.” 😆 (you wish, hobo)

    Also, you don’t have a car, unless you’re sleeping in an abandoned one.

  30. ISTE says:

    I do not think I am a “conspiracy theorist” but the Las Vegas shooting has me thinking.

    Any atrocity or terrorist attack always has a reason. I cannot think of any act of killing up to now that did not have an explanation as to the attackers thoughts for doing it.

    Random example. Cleveland Elementary School shooting took place on January 29, 1979

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Elementary_School_shooting_(San_Diego)

    Two killed, nine injured because the killer did not like Mondays.

    There MUST be a reason why Las Vegas happened. Will we ever know? In this case I do not think we will.

    OK, what made me make a tin foil hat and become a conspiracy theorist? The fact that Paddock was wearing gloves when they found him dead.

    Why try to hide your identity when you are going to leave your body on the carpet.

    Call me crazy but this is a set up. Gunfire lasted 10 minutes. took 72 minutes to identify and get into the room. 62 minutes for the real murderers to escape.

    Also…. not saying “The Government” set this up. Just think about how it could be done.

    Kidnap and, drug someone who can get you to where you need to get.

    • Minnowredux says:

      ISTE…. yes, and I heard one witness describing the cops as though they were dragging their feet on getting into the hotel and finding the shooter. Plus, did you see the footage that showed the bullet flashes coming out of a fourth floor room, not the 35th or where ever they found him?

      Huh?

      • Bunk x says:

        There was no shooter from the 4th floor – conspiracy theorists making up shit.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s very easy to get drawn into conspiracy theories in the haze of no-information and misinformation that often envelops the first days of an investigation. I think the motive will become clearer in coming days, and the evidence will be sorted. They have the maniac’s girlfriend now, and she knows something about this atrocity, I’m pretty sure.

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s too early to have a clear picture of this guy & possible motivations. One thing I’m pretty sure of is that he didn’t have a mental illness because he was too organized, so something else was eating away at his psyche.

  31. Pakimon says:

    Looks like Gus has got the Obamaphone blues.

    Maybe you shouldn’t have yelled at that service rep. 😆

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  35. Octopus says:

    Speaking of sketchy white guys, here’s today’s mugshot:

    Can’t imagine what he was arrested for…

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Hmmmm, those red epaulets are pre-2010 (not saying they’re hard to find, just noting).

      And he’s the Senior Patrol Leader. That’s the head of the Troop.

      Could have been any number of things, LOL.

      • Octopus says:

        To me, it’s that gleam in the eye that spells trouble. Most mugshots feature bleary-eyed grumps, and this guy is still trying to make love to the camera. Bad sign, for a Senior Scout Leader.

  36. Octopus says:

    Oh, we know. There’s nothing worse for the American Hobo than a rundown city block getting a makeover and new tenants with jobs. 😦

  37. Octopus says:

    Fatuous Fatass seems unaware of the fact that 99% of the media consists of Self-Identified Liberal Democrats. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    I bet he’s in his office… 😯

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Maybe he got a mirror on a stick so he could check out the mysterious odor emanating from the general suspected vicinity of his navel.

      • Octopus says:

        Hmmm…and then there’s the mysterious fertile crescent, buried beneath the pendulous pannus. Worlds within worlds, this guy. 😯

  39. Octopus says:

    $3,340 of $5,000 goal
    Raised by 92 people in 14 days 5 days.

    Dammit! So close to solvent. 😆

  40. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    What has the left wing not faked and lied about for the last thirty years?

    • Octopus says:

      Rhetorical question gets rhetorical answer: Their adoration of the sacrament of abortion?

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        Nah, that’s been faked. They call it a women’s health concern.

        The actual times that a pregnancy is dangerous (age of the mother, ectopic, etc) I have no issue with. Because sometimes choices are hard.

        The tsunami of abortions for convenience have nothing to do with “health”.

  41. Octopus says:

    Okay, question for serious gun rights enthusiasts: Why is this legal, and do you think it should be legal?

    Note: do not be distracted by Lisa. 😉

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I have no fricking idea. I don’t have a problem with Lisa having this gun because she’s well prepared should there ever be a Zombie outbreak. But one has to be concerned that any psychopath could easily do the same conversion and assault innocent civilians. Which is what happened in Vegas resulting in tragedy.

      • Octopus says:

        My first reaction was, “I must have one!”
        :lol”

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        I think I saw a comparison between a shotgun and an AR 15 with a young lady. The shotgun landed the young lady on her ass where as the AR 15 had her standing steady. The latter is easier for a lady to handle.

    • poteen2 says:

      Bump fire can be accomplished with any semi auto and one of the belt loops on your pants. That’s how it started. I’m all for outlawing Lisa’s pants

  42. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    At some point you just need to change your society. Every one needs to be ready. Israel did it.

  43. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Hey guess what. She will shoot your ass. Make her day.

  44. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Gus-Gus, give up on shiny but flighty Virgin Mobile and move to tried and true Second Marriage Because My Three Kids Need A Father Mobile.

    Yeah, she’s not as attractive, and there are hidden costs, but by God she appreciates your business.

    Stay away from You’d Be My Fifth Darling Husband Mobile. Think about it.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Whore Mobile is at least upfront about the business transactions, unless you’re a cop. It doesn’t work every night, but when it does it works hard.

  45. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    A classic.

  46. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    If you are in the IDF you must carry your weapon.

  47. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    OMG.

  48. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Eventually you get to sleep.

  49. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Somehow I can’t picture a fat house-bound loser with a failed blog website with a pathetic begging pop up doing any of these self-less acts of heroism.

    There are so many stories that could be shared, and I apologize in advance for not sharing them all. Out of everything that I read, the following are five that really stood out to me…

    #1 A 30-year-old father of three ran back into a hailstorm of bullets to lead 30 people to safety. During his rescue mission, he was shot in the neck, and he now has “a bruised lung, cracked rib and a fractured collarbone”…

    The Post reported Smith, 30, rushed about 30 people to safety as bullets showered the crowd at the Route 91 Harvest Country Music Festival.

    ABC News reported Smith destroyed a security gate and “formed a human chain” in order to lead the group to safety.

    “I ran back towards the shooting,” Smith told ABC.

    He was shot in the neck, the Post reported, when he stood up to warn a group of girls to get down. Smith told the newspaper he may have to live with the bullet in his body for the rest of his life. He also has a bruised lung, cracked rib and a fractured collarbone.
    #2 During all of the chaos, an Army reservist named James Lawson stopped to tend to Tom McIntosh’s bleeding leg, and that was enough to save his life…

    Tom McIntosh and James Lawson shared an emotional hug during an exclusive interview on TODAY Tuesday, a day after Lawson’s quick thinking saved McIntosh’s life.

    After McIntosh was wounded in the leg, Lawson, who serves in the Army Reserve, adjusted a makeshift tourniquet on his leg and accompanied him to a hospital.

    “By the time I got over the wall (to safety), my pants were already soaked and my shoe was full of blood,” McIntosh said. “No, I wouldn’t have made it. I know it wouldn’t have stopped. I’m very thankful that James was there to help me.”
    #3 A young woman from Los Angeles named Renee Cesario had her life saved by a brave Marine named Brendan Kelly that she had only met a couple of hours before…

    “Brendan and I met only 2 hours before the Jason Aldean show. I left my friends so we could go up super close to the front for the end of the night. We were just dancing and having fun and then all of the sudden there were loud noises that sounded like fireworks, but no lights were going off. It stopped, and Jason Aldean kept playing but then the shots fired again and he ran off the stage. Before I knew what was going on, Brendan tackled me down to the ground and covered me from the fire. It stopped again and he looked around to see what was happening and then it just kept going. He looked at me and said ‘We have to get out of here. We can’t stay here. It’s not safe.’ Then he pulled my arm up to get me out of the piles of people. We had no idea who was dead or who was alive. We just started to run. He kept telling me it was going to be okay and to keep running until we were safe. He even let me use his phone to stay in touch with my sister so she knew I was safe, which is the text you’ll see. The whole night he didn’t leave my side.”
    #4 An off-duty firefighter named Kurt Fowler was hit in the leg with a bullet while acting as a human shield for his wife…

    Off-duty firefighter Kurt Fowler, of Lake Havasu, Ariz., was shot in the lower right leg while protecting his wife, and is recovering in a hospital.

    “They heard the gunfire, him and his wife. Kurt took his wife to the ground and was shielding her and then was struck in the leg,” Steve Bunn, Erickson and Desert Hills fire captain and union president, told AZFamily.com.
    #5 53-year-old Mike McGarry’s shirt literally has footmarks from the people that were trampling him as he laid on top of his kids to protect them from the gunfire…

    Mike McGarry, a 53-year-old financial adviser from Philadelphia, was at the concert with his family when he heard hundreds of shots ring out. He told Reuters that his first response was to protect his children.

    “It was crazy–I laid on top of the kids. They’re 20. I‘m 53. I lived a good life,” McGarry said. Reuters reported the back of McGarry’s shirt bore the footmarks of those who had ran over him in the panicked crowd.

  50. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    No arguments here.

  51. Octopus says:

    I’m still bummed about Petty. 😦

  52. Octopus says:

    In this universe, Fatass. It’s a crazy one, where people actually love their country and perform heroically under horrific conditions. You wouldn’t know anything about it, of course.

    • Chunky loves Pam says:

      I was in Vegas for the first time ever in March 2016. My wife’s college friend’s husband is a stage manager for the Mirage. They were hosting Circe du Soleil The Beatles and he got my kids and their besties who were on the trip with us comped tickets. It was FANTASTIC!!! That whole trip was crazy good. We took a train to Flagstaff and spent two days at the Grand Canyon before heading to Vegas. Saw Hoover Dam on the way. The kids (teenager) traveled great and had no complaints. I never wanted to go to Vegas but once I got their I loved it. So much fun and entertainment on every corner!

    • Bunk x says:

  53. Octopus says:

    Weirdest pendulum in chaotic motion.

  54. Bunk x says:

    This is what tropical storms look like on the west coast.

  55. Bunk x says:

  56. Octopus says:

    How on Earth did this get published? Some editorial breakdown, no doot.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/i-used-to-think-gun-control-was-the-answer-my-research-told-me-otherwise/2017/10/03/d33edca6-a851-11e7-92d1-58c702d2d975_story.html?utm_term=.369a6038765b

    You won’t see another story like this in the MSM. Just more talk of automatic bullets. 😆

  57. Octopus says:

    Gus waxing philosophical again…

    Some people think Tom Petty is still alive living in the clouds with dead rock stars. This is how America conducts itself.
    3 hours ago
    Many Americans think the people that died in Vegas are having dinner with dead family and friends now. Yet.
    3 hours ago
    Dying is no big deal if you believe in an afterlife. Yet.
    3 hours ago
    I think Republicans just like people dying overall. They think there’s an afterlife so death isn’t a big deal for them.
    3 hours ago

    Mind you, this is the worthless bum who hasn’t worked in many years, lives like a remora, and constantly proclaims life meaningless and cruel, even as he’s swilling rotgut and puffing fatties. The people he’s ridiculing are mostly hard-working, responsible citizens with families and jobs. This is why we love Gus! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I sensed not just disdain & bewilderment, but also JEALOUSY. I think Gussy wants to believe too!

      • Octopus says:

        He’s got nuthin’. No wonder he lives the way he does.

        • Pakimon says:

          That’s going to change real soon!

          After nine frustrating days, someone finally dumped $10 into Gus’ gofundme tin cup!

          Could this be the start of a gofundme donation fire hose of cash spewage?

          I’m sure Gus is optimistic. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            That’s at least a sixer of Sterno, right there! Slainte, Gus. You’ve earned it. 🙂

            If there’s any of that filthy lucre still about, this twatter-millennial invented a safe-space sort of tent, which could actually be your new home away from a human-type home. Check it out, man. What could be more portable and cozy, next to a nice thick refrigerator carton?

    • Bunk x says:

      “Republicans just like people dying…”

      I used to think that people who make comments similar to Gusano’s No. 4 were either just yanking our chains or simply engaging in name-calling.

      Now I realize that there are people who actually believe the idiocy.

  58. Octopus says:

    Today’s Mugshot is a wayward lass with something on her mind besides her prayers:

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Looks to me like she has a bit of the Irish fire in her, and if she doesn’t, I am willing to help.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s a corker.

        (probably a Mom raising 2-3 kids right now in the suburbs, going crazy from them jumping on the furniture)

  59. Minnowredux says:

    Harvey Weinstein – what a loser. Hitting on all these women half his age…. and looking like a bum who needs a shave….. now blaming his woes on the NRA and (of course) Donald Trump.

    Keep shooting off your mouth Harvey…. keep shooting off your mouth…..

  60. ISTE says:

    October 3rd 2017

    Good thread on the absolute insanity of allowing “bump stocks” to be legal.

  61. dezes157 says:

    Looks like Chunky Chuck is about to scream about his 1st amendment rights.

  62. dezes157 says:

    No fatty, you were a 3rd rate drug addled loser with a guitar and a habit of stealing from band members to buy drugs, a rusty VW and more drugs.