Notice the hand gesture.

Charles, you’re a mess.

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247 Comments on “Notice the hand gesture.”

  1. Bunk x says:

  2. Bunk x says:

    Heh. Our buddy is back.

  3. dudebro says:

  4. Octopus says:

    Nope. 😆

    No, wait…look how much he’s already got! He’s going to pass Chunky today if this keeps up.

    $2,685 of $5,000 goal
    Raised by 73 people in 1 day

    • !!!Trump is Teh Satan! Hit Theo lose tip!! jar! says:

      Good for him. Gus is an idiot but I think he’s really in need. And he’s not vicious and hateful like Chunk0. I hope he lives free of suffering for the rest of his life.

    • Arachne says:

      Notice that only two or three of the donors are “Anonymous.”
      Makes you wonder why Fatso’s donors are PRIMARILY anonymous.
      I’m not going to feel bad for him. Just about everyone forced on ACA is in the same boat with $5000 deductibles.
      He was offered several jobs here and didn’t grab any of them.

    • kingkuffa says:

      I just donated to him while mentioning DoD. It would be interesting to see if more donors are from here or LGF, but considering how Chucky’s GoFundMe’s page is doing I think we all know the answer to that.

      • Arachne says:

        Waiting for Fatso to now manufacture a health crisis (after all, vehicular crisis didn’t work) to up his donations to the Cheetos and Mountain Dew fund.

    • Pakimon says:

      A couple of things.

      A few folks here are not thrilled about the idea of mocking Gus about his “medical” problems.

      I wouldn’t mock anyone with legitimate medical problems but with Gus it is different because he is parlaying normal aches and pains that we all have into some kind of crippling malady with the express purpose of avoiding actually supporting himself and instead leeching off of anyone stupid and gullible enough to fall for his bullshit.

      I myself, have numerous aches and pains from smashed knees, broken toes, crushed knuckles, sprained neck, etc. yet I take aspirin, work through the pain and make a good living.

      Are there days when all the body damage incurred during my lifetime causes enough pain that all I want to do is lay on the couch and spew nonsense on Twitter all day?

      Sure, but then my self -respect and dignity take over and goad me to get off my ass and get to work.

      Second thing.

      Even if Gus’ gofundme page hits its $5000 goal, how long will it last?

      Given Gus’ penchant for booze and weed (as demonstrated every night in the sidebar) that money will be gone in an instant.

      The only plus side is the shadenfruede I will feel when Gus gets booted out of the current garage he’s squatting in and out into the street.

      To put it bluntly, people who donate to his gofundme page probably do not realize that all they are doing with their kind-hearted gestures is enabling Gus to be an unemployed, leeching, Twitter addict.

      Then again, maybe I’m completely wrong and this will put Gus “on the path”.

      The Twitter sidebar will tell the tale.

      I’m betting on a few weeks of hilarious and semi-coherent tweets 24/7 as Gus blows through the $5000 purchasing copious amounts of assorted drugs and booze followed by plaintive bleats about how he’s broke and living in a cardboard box. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Of course you are right, Pak. Much as I’d like to see the bum clean up his act and begin to mend his shattered existence, the chances are remote. He’s been this way a long time. The money will only enable him to subsist a bit longer in the same dingy fashion.

      • Bunk x says:

        Gus has legitimate medical problems, and those aren’t his fauIt; on the other hand, his financial problems are. I suggested he set up a GoFundMe page to fix his gimp leg years ago, but he wouldn’t do it.

        I don’t know who set up his GoFundMe page for only $5000. That seems to be the magic number for deductible emergency care for the uninsured as stated upthread, yet that amount is chicken feed. If you’re going to scam GFM, scam big, but that didn’t happen, so I assume it’s a Twitter fan who set it up. Gus has a sister and a brother or two, and one of them is a lawyer IIRC. His own family won’t pitch in?

        Either Gusano’s family is filled with insensitive assholes, or Gusano is a major league dickhead with serious medical & finacial problems. Occam says….

  5. Octopus says:

    Wow, just checked the RW sites and they’re going completely batshit over Morgan Freeman. Target acquired and hit dead center.
    6 hours ago
    The trolls (or their operators) understand how damaging it is when someone as respected as Morgan Freeman puts his name on the line.
    6 hours ago

    Firstly, the Russiagate thing is dead and buried in the real world. It was an op from the start, designed to deflect attention from Shrillary’s incredible face-plant. Get with the times, kids.

    Second, Freeman is not a “respected person,” to people who follow Hollywood news. He dated his step-granddaughter for years, an open secret in Hollywood. That woman was fatally stabbed to death in NYC a couple of years ago, after the affair reportedly ended. Not saying Morgan did it, but she’s not saying anything, either.

    Freeman also did that awful voice-over for Shrillary at the convention. Remember that crap? Geesh!

    People from both sides are aghast that Freeman has made such an idiotic statement. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    “But now it’s just another show You leave ’em laughing when you go And if you care, don’t let them know Don’t give yourself away ”
    6 hours ago
    I really don’t know how. At all.
    6 hours ago
    “It’s cloud’s illusions I recall I really don’t know clouds at all” “Moons and Junes and ferries wheels The dizzy dancing way you feel”
    6 hours ago
    “Rows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air And feather canyons everywhere I’ve looked at clouds that way”
    6 hours ago/i>


    • !!!Trump is Teh Satan! Hit Theo lose tip!! jar! says:

      Yeah make me cry. Very good rendition. I work with a woman who looks like her post makerover. This chick has always been gorgeous though. Clearly Irish descended, Catholic, dark eye brows, cat eyes, thin lips. She would wear thes tight fitting shirts. I’m like OK I’m just not going to notice. And I’m going to act cool.

    • Minnowredux says:

      ferries wheels?? who is the moron who wrote that?

      • Octopus says:

        That would be Joni Mitchell, the great Mama Dolorosa of the hippies. She ended up going nuts, and lives a sad, bitter and lonely life. Remind you of anyone we know?

  7. Octopus says:

    I can’t decide what’s funnier between the idiocy of the original report, slamming Trump for visiting the hurricane disaster area, or the wild professionalism of the MSNBC production team. 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    http://www.ocregister.com/2017/09/15/riley-mccoy-who-has-to-avoid-the-sun-shines-as-shes-named-dana-hills-homecoming-queen/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

    She has the same condition as Chunky McDumbth, where she has to avoid any exposure to sunlight or she’ll shrivel up and die like an ant under a magnifying glass. No, this is not a possible romantic prospect, Fatass! Just showing you that you can’t tie your massive unpopularity to your medical problem, when other people are being elected prom queen despite being paler than paper.

    • poteen2 says:

      Nice pick Octo. Dana is my local HS. All 3 Poteenettes gradumated as well as 4 of my 5 siblings. So’s you know there is hope for the world. My sister graduated DH in 1976. The homecoming queen was Nicole Brown,,,,,Simpson.

  9. Octopus says:

    It is, Chunky. It’s really getting to him. Keep it up!

  10. Octopus says:

  11. rightymouse says:

    Notice the hand gesture!!

  12. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    I did not know Larry was such a piece of shit. Then again, I don’t watch his channel, so that’s mostly my fault.

  13. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Valeria Plame Wilson just went full potato on Twitter.

  14. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Valerie is now furiously backpedaling after realizing what the article said.

    If she was “covert”, I now understand our foreign policy failures for the last (insert length of her employment) years.

    OMG.

  15. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Nov. 1, 1979
    Tehran, Iran

    To: Director of Central Intelligence Agency Stansfield Turner

    Dear Unky Stan,
    Thank you for the birthday card and the $20. I know someone that’s going to the bazaar tomorrow! Anyway, things are fine here, thank you for asking. I am studying very hard so I can graduate and got to college here in Tehran. I met some college students and they are a lot of fun. They are planning some sort of camping trip in a couple of days at the American Embassy. I didn’t know they had camping there! But it’s apparently a formal; one of the boys is bringing his dinnerjacket, whatever that is.

    Anyway, I hope that answers your questions! Toodles for now!

    Your best gal pal Val
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

  16. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    December 1, 1941
    Tokyo, Japan

    Dear President Roosevelt:
    I am in receipt of your cable from yesterday.
    We are all just fine in Tokyo! Thank you for asking!
    Haven’t seen any Jews at all here, so things are GREAT.

    Respectfully,
    Valerie Plame’s Grandmother

  17. Octopus says:

    We interrupt all this mocking and mock-serious political jibba-jabba for a quick look at the biggest tree in the world. It’s a very big tree. And very old. Give this tree its proper due.

    https://delange.org/Tule/Tule.htm

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Way kewl, Octo. Thanks! My circle will enjoy if they are unaware.
      / this tree might be older than Andrea Mitchell

      • Octopus says:

        That tree was just a sapling when Jesus was walking around with his buds. Nobody thought much of Tule, back then. Just another youngster, waiting to get cut down, blown down, or burned up in a fire. Tule said, “No.” He was going to hang around awhile, and see what happens.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        That was fun and a blast from the past. It’s a series of vamps which is why he has to count in the horns for each segment. Because he wants the option to extend each. In the studio, of course they would have simply known how many bars to count. In the original they had the strings and the cool flute. A full studio orchestra. Can ya dig it?

        • Bunk x says:

          We had a cool band director in High School who re-scored pop songs like this. He wasn’t “hip” by any means, but he knew what he was doing. We played this one, alongwith other songs with heavy brass sections.

          • Octopus says:

            We had a bunch of guys with garage bands who made noise. I’m sure there was music offered in the school, but nobody I knew took part. Scruffy pot-smoking kids. 😆

          • Bunk x says:

            Pete Metzger had us playing Chicago, The Who, Cliff Nobles, Bill Chase, Louis Armstrong and others. He was great.

  18. Bunk x says:

    Dude’s still nutso.

  19. Octopus says:

    Such idiocy is worthy of an Olbermann fanboy. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Every day, Colbert goes to church and lights a candle for Trump, who saved his career. 😆

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Democrats love the vulnerables, which is why every policy and goal is aimed at making more of them.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Unless you’re an unborn child, the most vulnerable type of human.

      Then fuck you, here’s a rod in your skull, you little parasitical bag of cells.

  20. Octopus says:

    She’s a nice lady. 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    I guess it was decided that this was a man, after all. Hm.

  22. Octopus says:

    This baby will grow up to reject ALL of his/her parents’ values and beliefs. You heard it here first. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, I know xe said “my son.” How dare xe assign gender to a young innocent child! 😡

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Why waste time teaching children respect, citizenship, and critical thinking when you can just crudely brainwash them in front of a one-eyed Chinese babysitter?

    • Bunk x says:

      One day they’ll realize that they’ve been lied to for all their lives. Hopefully they’ll realize it before it’s too late.

  23. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/09/21/secret-facebook-page-reveals-marvel-dc-comics-writers-conspiring-harass-comic-con-conservatives/

    The Creep-Left has also destroyed the comic book world. I guess nothing is sacred. 😦

    I was never that big into comics, as we had plenty of real books to read in my house. It’s still weird to see that every area of publishing has been thrown into the pyre of Alt-Everything.

  24. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    A small refresher:

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/09/samantha-power-implicated-in-obama-unmasking-scandal/

    WillS68 | September 22, 2017 at 1:03 pm
    A small refresher to put things in context.

    ’08 “the most transparent administration in history” takes office.

    ’10 complaints start rolling in that the IRS is “slow-walking” conservative groups. Later we find that the IRS-IG confirms they did this and used “inappropriate criteria”. Lois Learner is found to be using an off the books email address in her dogs name to prevent FOIA request from finding her communications. Further Ms. Learner is found to have used I’M to communicate as the records were not retained.

    AG Holder was found to have been using a fictitious, off the books email for communications – which, like Ms. Learners, could never be found.

    Sec. Jackson was found to be using an off the books email in the name of her dog and she was so proud of her dogs EPA email profile that her agency awarded “him” an ethics award.

    Sec. Sebulis was found to be using an off the books email address which like the folks mentioned above kept her information from the media and the public. You can’t FOIA what you don’t know exist.

    CIA & DOJ testimoney, this year, let us know that in ’09, ’10, ’12, ’13, ’14 & ’16 the Obama administration was told directly thar Russia was using cyber-warfare to spread propoganda stories and per the Congressional testimoney the WH did nothing. Well, they did have Sec. Clinton present Russia with a “reset” button. Pres. Obama did tell the Russian ambassador to let Putin know after the ’12 election he’d have more “latitude”. Pres. Obama did laugh at Gov. Romney during a ’12 debate when the Gov said, “Russia is our biggest geo-political threat” and good OL’BHO yucked it up by ssying, “Mitt the 80s called and want their policy back”. Pres. Obama did invite Russia to the table in the negotiations to dispose of Syrian chemical weapons and even had them at the table during the Iran Nuclear negotiates! Oh, and Pres. Obama took no appreciable action as Russia took part of the Ukraine.

    Sec CLinton didn’t just use and off the books email address she owned the server and her staff had unknown email addresses connected to it. Fact is Sec Clinton had her IT guy appointed to the DOS and while he was being paid by the US Gov he was being paid privately by Sec Clinton and neither one of them disclosed this relationship as required. Further Sec Clinton allowed classified material to be migrated to a non DOS agency (Platte River) that lacked a security contract with the Gov and had not a single employee with a clearance. Although there’s so much more on the Clinton debacle I’ll end with the fact that from that cluster-phuck we learned that Pres. Obama has actually exchanged emails with Sec Clinton through her private server and that like Learner, Holder, Sebulis, Jackson and Clinton good OL’BHO also used an unknown email address that would have kept his communications from FOIA discovery and away from the Pres. Records Act.

    Now we have the unmasking and everything associated with it yet the media still pretends BHO was the most honorable, wonderful, magnificent guy ever to hold the office!

    Amazing.

  25. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    It’s clear that everyone was having a big sexy party that I was not invited to nor knew the location of. LOL!

  26. rightymouse says:

    ok – so last night i take out son’s dog on a leash & she decides to take off with me in tow. i fell on my right side and fractured a bone in my shoulder. i also cut up my right knee and 2 knuckles. Saw 2 docs today & am in a brace. Won’t need surgery. but can’t type well either.
    Yayyyyyy! oh, and i work full time so i have insurance. Gussy needs an effing JoB!

  27. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2017/09/hillary-fancies-herself-paula-revere-warning-the-russians-are-coming/

    “Hillary Fancies Herself “Paula Revere” Warning the Russians are Coming”

    Funny stuff! The Russians bought ads on Facebook! Isn’t that on Fuckerberg? And Colbert is the total chump. What a loser.

    • Octopus says:

      She’s so gross! 😆

      And Colbert is the most sickening twerp on TV, which is really saying something. The competition is ferocious!

  28. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Of course, even though he’s doing the right thing, McCain has to be a dick about it and say Obamacare was “rammed through.” Total bullshit.
    2 hours ago

  29. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    OK so I made a rash comment above and had to remind myself that I actually do like black women. Like one of my favorites is Tyra Banks. When she has on the war paint she’s the most gorgeous woman on the planet. Here she is offering up a vulnerable moment to show all the young ladies no one’s perfect.

    https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/tyra-banks-600×450.jpg?w=600&h=450

  30. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    And my absolute favorite on my favorite cooking show is Sunny Anderson who is so funny and snarky and quick. And she always has some historical perspective on whatever they’re featuring.

  31. ISTE says:

    Lucy is a nasty bitch…

    🙂

  32. Bunk x says:

    Jeez. I pitch in a few clams for Gusanono, and today I find that Barbie’s been sent to #TwitterGulag again after this retweet:

    • Calo says:

      Geez, didn’t that happen to your twitter account after you asked Gus if he wanted a cash paying job a few years back?

      If he rejects your kickstarter contribution, he will be just like Johnson who, years back, rejected DoD member contributions to his kickstarter fund.

      It’ll be fun to see what Gus chooses, a 6 pack and smokes from Bunk or squat from LGF.

      • Bunk x says:

        Yeah, I didn’t put the two and three together. It’s a coincidence, but still…

        • Pakimon says:

          I checked.

          Bunk’s donation was accepted. Gus isn’t going to pass up free money.

          Up to $3265 now.

          Heh. It took the Rotund Jazzy Ponytail months to crack $3K. 😆

          Getting so close now…. soon Sterno and ditch-weed will be a thing of the past!

          It’ll be the high quality liquor and marijuana from now on! (or at least a few weeks when the $5K is gone) 😆

  33. Bunk x says:

  34. Bunk x says:

    Okay, so I step outside of the garage to take a leak and have a smoke and I see the neighbor’s cat in the yard. That doesn’t bother me much because the cats keep the gopher population down. But then I see the neighbor’s yappy little kickme dog, Sophie, a black and white chihuahua asshole, and she starts barking at me. I told her to shut up.

    The cat had a WTF look when asshole picked up a turd the size of a large half-smoked cigarillo. I stared silently until the dog dropped it on the walkway. It shut up, dropped its tail and just kinda backed away. I was in the process of setting up a figure-four box trap when the missus led the little asshole back to our neighbor’s house.

    You can’t stare down a cat.

  35. Bunk x says:

    I be lubbin’ my new PC now that my XP mule passed away. This new thing snaps. I got a lotta bytes and it’s full of RAMs. I can watch videos without stuttering, like this one:

  36. Bunk x says:

    Okay, now Barbie has been unsuspended by Twitter. Oddness.

  37. Bunk x says:

  38. Minnowredux says:

    Roger Goodell is amazingly dense: Trump gets fed up with kneeling football players during the National anthem and speaks his mind. Goodell responds that Trump’s remarks are “divisive and do not show respect for the NFL.”

    Could this idiot have chosen better words for his response?

    Wow Goodell, you are about as tone deaf as they come.

    Then one of the Washington Redskins (who has obviously been hit in the head a few times too many) tells the sitting President of the United States to “stay in your place”.

    The NFL just lost me permanently. I will never watch another game until the union is broken. Screw those confused and stupid people.

    And, for good measure, fuck you Charles.

  39. Octopus says:

    View story at Medium.com

    Chunky lives in the Nazi Mass Hysteria Bubble every day. Will he ever find his way out? Seems unlikely at present. 😆

  40. dezes157 says:

    Exibit A

    Pot, meet kettle.

    • Octopus says:

      Paul Watson is to Chunky McDumbth, intellectually speaking, as Winston Churchill is to
      Rosie O’Donnell. 😆

      You see, Fatass, Paul makes his arguments supported by facts and evidence. You make crazy, unsupported-by-anything statements that are just recycled droppings from the National Left-Wing Mental Breakdown. If we could post a pic of you, unobtainable for the last ten years or so, you would compare very unfavorably to Rosie. VERY UNFAVORABLY!!1! And that’s saying something. 😆

  41. Octopus says:

    I fucking love Trump. 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    George salutes Autumn by donning his Fall Colours bowtie.

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s so adorable!

      • Octopus says:

        Are you feeling better, ‘Mouse? Your story reminded me of the time I took George to the park, started talking to a neighbor, and he nearly yanked my arm out of the socket chasing after a leaf or something. He has that good whippet acceleration, with the bodymass of a good-sized collie (along with the shedding qualities of the latter).

        • rightymouse says:

          Last night was miserable. Muscles have joined in the pain fun. Delayed reaction to the fall?. We had to bail on a clam bake at a friend’s house, dammit. 😦 Hope today will be better. Thanks for asking!

        • Octopus says:

          Regarding the bowtie, some snarky family members have implied George is a bit of a dandy for adopting this look. While I agree that two-legged men turn into Bill Nye with the effete bit of cloth, our four-legged brothers can pull it off. More Rhett Butler.

  43. ISTE says:

    Interesting times….

    If you do not allow a person to speak then you will never know what an asshole that person is.

    I sort of get the first amendment. It is in the bill of rights. What many Americans do not understand is ANYONE on American soil is protected by the bill of rights. You do not have to be a citizen, you could be a person from say, Iceland, who just stepped off a plane at Houston airport.

    It is one of the possible 100 questions on the citizenship test so I know. ( LOL just took it again and I only got 80% I used to be able to get well over 95% and often 100% The “who is your state representative” questions screw me up)

    https://my.uscis.gov/prep/test/civics

    Things are happening in Berkeley. Free speech is being denied.

    I am not happy……

    • Octopus says:

      Old And Busted: Free Speech Is The Cornerstone Of Democracy
      The New Hotness: Free Speech Is Hate Speech — Shut It Down Now!

      The Left has gone stark raving bonkers, and it’s wonderful to behold. America sees through this bullshit, despite what the Self-Identified Libturd MSM keeps trying to tell us, with their fake stories and fake polls. America embraces the return to sanity of Trump’s administration, despite the Deep State’s desperate efforts to stymie PDT’s mission. He will be re-elected easily in 2020, unless he caves in and goes Deep State himself.

      Here’s another example of how far gone the Idiot Left has become: https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9819

      Tl;dr? Basically, all scholarship and research is White Hate. 😆

    • TreBob says:

      You’re right ISTE. What these misinformed children neglect to think about is that the 1st amendment is specifically made to protect unpopular speech. Today it’s Nazi’s, years ago it was civil rights supporters, tomorrow it may be some other group, but the 1st A protects them all. Popular speech doesn’t need protection.

      Prosecute a few of those antifa’ers for civil rights violations because, like it or not, agree with them or not, think they are all idiots or not, nazi’s and white supremacists all have the same rights of assembly as all other folks in this country.

    • Bunk x says:

      20 out of 20. I get to stay.

  44. dezes157 says:

    Once again, Chuck shows his eloquent use of the English language.
    Tell us Chuck, is your brain damage from Xanax or Syphilis?
    Both?

    • Minnowredux says:

      so says the internet’s leading authority on rancid turds…..

      Wow Charles, you don’t even realize what an embarrassment you are to yourself.

      I really wish someone would knock out about 6 or 7 of your front teeth….

  45. Octopus says:

    Classic Fatass!

    All the originality and eloquence of a North Korean “Dear Leader” speechwriter. 😆

    Hey, Fatass…when are you going to contribute a little somethin-somethin’ to your Best Boy’s GoFundMe account? You know he was on the verge of total abandonment and hopelessness the other day, right? Where is your heart? I know, it’s deeply buried under the layers of flab, but can you hear it beating at all?

    • TreBob says:

      Charles hears and feels his heart beating every time he goes from the futon to the bathroom office. It’s got to be a 9 or 10 foot walk at least. Charles calls that his ‘cardio’.

    • dezes157 says:

      My prediction is that he will try and humiliate Gus into a donation to Chucks favorite charity.
      CHUCK!

  46. Octopus says:

    Michigan, My Michigan survived a furious first-half attack by the Spoilermakers today, to dominate the second half and win handily with the second-string QB. Now MSU is down early to the Irish, in a game both schools need to establish credibility after awful seasons last year and early success in this campaign. MSU is not my alma mater, but it is my younger daughter’s, and I’ve paid several tens of thousands of dollars in support to their cause. I mean, a LOT of money. I want a win tonight!

  47. Octopus says:

    Neil Young was one of the first Classical Rock pioneers to embrace punk rock. Like Bowie, he understood the angst and energy. Some of Neil’s songs make great punk songs.

  48. Octopus says:

    Most of Neil’s songs make great covers, in the hands of the right interpreters. Nils Lofgren is an underrated artist who never quite made it on his own, though he became a valued member of the E Street Band for a long time. He played with Young early in his career, and played on some of his best songs. I’ve always liked his voice.

    • Octopus says:

      Nils had this song expressing concern about the health of Keith Richards, back in ’76 or so. Nobody thought the then-heroin addicted Richards was going to last. Now, you think he’ll live forever, like Lestat. 😆

      Lofgren put out this amazing acoustic set that is beautifully produced a few years back. Listen to the guitar! 🙂

      Historical Artifact:

      DEC
      18
      Keith don’t go (ode to the glimmer twin)

      “Keith don’t go” is probably one of the best known songs from Nils. It is always a part of any Nils show, and it is just as good acoustic as with a full band. It is well known that it is a homage to Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards. There are several stories and theories out there regarding the background for the song. It is probably best told by Nils himself *1):

      “Back in 1973 I (Nils Lofgren) was touring England with Neil Young in the “Tonight’s The Night” band. It was an intense, crazy, and beautiful musical adventure for me. I have always been a passionate Rolling Stones fan and Keith Richards remains one of my greatest musical heroes, so he was a topic of frequent conversations on the tour, especially with Englishmen and women. Dozens of people kept claiming to be Keith’s close friend and regularly expressed grave concern for his health. I didn’t think most of them knew him as well as they claimed, however, it got me thinkin’ about the extraordinary inspiration and contribution Keith has made to all our lives through his music. I had a great, dark musical riff that I needed to write lyrics for and realized it would be a good musical foundation for a piece about Keith. Thus the song “Keith Don’t Go” was born. It is intended to be a giant thank you note to Keith on behalf of all of us fans. The ominous chords and melody, were also a great backdrop to implore Keith to take care of his health for his sake and ours and to continue sharing his great gift with us all.
      Written in 1973, the song first appeared on my first self-titled solo album. In 1975, an electric version produced by the great, late David Briggs who also produced Tonight’s The Night and was on that tour with us. In the late ’70’s it appeared on Night After Night, a live double album and I sang “Keith Don’t Go, back to Toronto…” alluding to his trial at that time. However, this was years after the initial composition.»

      What Keith thinks of the song is not something I have been able to dig up, Nils has met Keith a couple of times (according to Nils), but the song has probably not been a topic of discussion. Nils have mentioned that friends of him have talked to Keith about it *2) but in that interview he does not mention whatever Keith’s reaction to it was.

      Talking about The Rolling Stones there have also been stories about Nils auditioning for a place in The Stones when Mick Taylor left the band, some say that “Keith don’t go” ruined his chances since Keith did not like the song, but in an interview Nils talks a bit about joining the Stones *3)

      “Is it true you almost replaced Mick Taylor in the Stones?
      I wouldn’t go that far. What happened was when Mick quit, as the No. 1 Stones fan, I literally drove my car over a median and sped home to call The Rolling Stones to audition. I didn’t know them; I was just a stupid young musician. Halfway home, I realized, that should be Ronnie Wood’s gig. I knew Ronnie a bit so I called him. He said they offered him the job but he turned them down to stay with The Faces. But he said, ‘If you’re interested, Keith is at my cottage trying out guitar players.’ He gave me a number and I called it — and Keith Richards answered. I couldn’t believe it. He didn’t know me, but was totally honest and open with me. He said, ‘Yeah, we want Ronnie but he won’t do it. I’m frustrated.’ He said the whole band was going to audition guitarists at a cattle call in Geneva or some exotic city and if I wanted to come down, no problem. Then, within the next week or so, Ronnie changed his mind and took the gig. That’s the whole story.»

  49. Octopus says:

    Detroit’s own Bettye Lavette did a very soulful cover of “Heart Of Gold,” as she has done on many classic rock numbers.

  50. Octopus says:

    Okay, Sparty’s getting mollywhopped by the Irish. Time to move on and prepare for the Lions vs. Falcons “showdown” tomorrow. What? The godforsaken Lions presume to challenge a Super Bowl team favored to go all the way this year? Silly talk. We’ll be lucky to score a FG against such a juggernaut. And we have the best FG kicker in the league. He might need an 80-yarder, this week.

  51. Octopus says:

    Chunky and his Leftist Overlordts agree that the fat kid planning and promising to explode an H-bomb in the Pacific is superior and more admirable than the POTUS who tries to dissuade him. Says just about all you need to know.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Stephen Colbert is nearly as dimwitted as Charles. And both wouldn’t know humor if it slapped them across the fat mouth.

    • dezes157 says:

      If Hitler voted for Hillary, Chuck would blow him in a New York minute.

    • dezes157 says:

      Colbert is a raging torrent of unbridled hate, is almost as funny a chainsaw massacre of a few hundred puppies and dumber than a sack of doorknobs, of course Chuck wants to be ass f**ked by the fascist creep.

      • Octopus says:

        That was a good post, Deze. 😆

        Youse guys who don’t pull any punches regarding Fatass don’t always get the approval warranted. It’s appreciated by me, believe me. I post stuff all the time and it would be more than redundant to keep hammering Chunky with the sledge, but the rancid turd deserves every forceful squashing. And more.

  52. Octopus says:

    Gus, you know I love you. But I can’t. Not this time. You know why.

  53. Octopus says:

    The toldya Gus was gonna get all effed-up this weak-end with GoFundMe dolors.

  54. dezes157 says:

    https://support.twitter.com/articles/15789
    Chuck really needs a wake up call.
    Report the creeps abuse and harassment as often as possible.

  55. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and time for NFL football!

    Today, the Jaguars are in London to play morning game against Baltimore Blackbirds Birds of Color!

    Which Jaguar team show up today, the dominant Game One version or the trainwreck Game Two version?

    We shall see. Hopefully they’ll remember good game plan and not be forgetful like these Jaguar cheerleaders!

    They in such a hurry to catch bus to Wembley Stadium, they forgot to get dressed!

    Heh… Pakimog say it remind him of old Benny Hill Show episode! 😀

  56. Pakimon says:

    Also on tap, The Eagles play at home against the NY Guy-ants!

    Should be good home opener for Eagles!

    This cheerleader all ready to hit beach after game!

    Pakimog just hope that all this running to beach isn’t eroding her sammich making skills! 😀

  57. Minnowredux says:

    I cannot wait for the end of professional sports. Was there ever a bigger bunch of ungrateful shitheads as those a-holes now playing football, basketball and now baseball.

    All smart enough to do anything but read the printing on the ball.

    All making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for seasons that are only about nine months long. Many, making millions of dollars. – some making many millions.

    And they are protesting against our men and women in uniform that are out there trying to do their jobs.

    They can all go to Hell as far as I am concerned. I predict this is going to backfire in the worst possible way and it cannot happen soon enough.

    • Minnowredux says:

      more divisive bullshit from seeds planted by our first black president. The uppity morons in national sports are protesting in support of the dindu nuffin, pants down thugs who are dealing drugs, killing each other and others. Dey inDIGnan…

    • rightymouse says:

      They are typical of the left. Whiny crybabies who think that disrespecting patriotic symbols of America somehow make them morally superior. Bunch of babies.

  58. Octopus says:

    This might be a good day for me to tune out the NFL. Lions getting exposed by the Falcons early. Could be a very long day.

  59. Octopus says:

    Thanks, Ace.

    Moochelle’s stupid progressive re-education program in America’s lunchrooms was universally unpopular, even in liberal bastions. Everyone’s relieved it’s over. 😆

  60. ISTE says:

    Making popcorn….

  61. Octopus says:

    Lions have tied the game, heading into the fourth. No Sunday nap for me. Just stress.

    Man, do I want this game. Why do I care? It’s a form of mental illness, for sure. You would think 60 years of futility would have learnt me a little something about Lions football. 😯

  62. Octopus says:

    This.

  63. Octopus says:

    The Lions just got fucked for the millionth time. I’m done with the NFL.

  64. Octopus says:

    This cheered me up. 😆

  65. Octopus says:

    😆

  66. Octopus says:

    A momentary flash of lucid self-reflection. But he did just retweet one of his patrons’ tweets calling for donations to his Sterno-fund.

    • Minnowredux says:

      I ALMOST gave some money to Gus. Very close to doing so….. then I thought, nahhhhh….dude is a douchebag and got himself in this place all by himself.

      Then I thought, instead I will donate to Charles – who REALLY needs the money worse than Gus.

      So, I did.

      JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJK

  67. Minnowredux says:

    By the way, take all of Gus’ information, all of his wit, and all of his photoshop skills and add it all up…..

    it would be worth about $17.22.