A Little Green Footballs Timelapse 2000-2017

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234 Comments on “A Little Green Footballs Timelapse 2000-2017”

  1. Octopus says:

    There goes the bike! 😆

    Like Saul on the road to Damascus, he was stricken from his mount and brought low. A revelation came unto him, only in this case, Chunky was turned into a clone of the very worst sort of moonbat he’d been ridiculing mercilessly for 8 years. There was a donkey involved, and a little chirping friend named Gus. And he never rode the bike again, which was bad for his overall mental and physical fitness.

  2. Octopus says:

    Venture down into the rabbit hole of Dylan covers, and you will be lost for hours, if not days. There is no end to the cover versions, bad, good and indifferent. I love this version — Chrissie is the greatest female rocker of all time, yes better than Joan Jett. Much better. 🙂

  3. Octopus says:

    Musicianship much?

  4. Octopus says:

    Harvard rescinds Chelsea Manning’s fellowship — irony survives! 🙂

  5. windbag says:

    I’m pretty sure I heard the bike say “As you wish” as it tumbled down the hill.

  6. Octopus says:

    😆

    Trump’s Anti-Semitism! From the same folks who brought you Trump’s misogyny, racism, insanity, treason, science-hating, hurricane-causing, and 50 other of your favorite freak-outs. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Two likes. Because NO ONE believes that bullshit asshat. Shapiro left because he was starting he OWN website, The Daily Wire, which is very very popular (remember what that was like?). I imagine he was not completely onboard with the site’s pro-Trump stance. He wasn’t the only one that left, by the way – John Nolte also left, and he was the entertainment editor at Breitbart. And, uh, NOT Jewish.

      Also, a lot of Breitbart personnel were upset over the firing of Milo as the tech editor. You know, the GAY guy. And in fact, Breitbart did that on its own – the commenters supported Milo.

      • TreBob says:

        How come only one picture for the two likes? Some one named Amy Allen (@Rolltidemommy35). Can she like it twice?

  7. Arachne says:

    Bunk – please check youz email.

  8. Octopus says:

    It isn’t close to a complete day unless Fatass has Godwinized himself at least a dozen times. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    Still no offers to collaborate, eh? Damn, that’s kind of salty. Doesn’t Bob appreciate all you bring to the table, Chunky? For instance, sweaty undermoob? A rank smell? 😆

  10. Octopus says:

    He doesn’t offer any such examples, though. It’s almost like he’s making shit up, and hoping nobody will check his work. Like Buckhead, for example. 😆

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      “Grotesque race-bating” = disagreeing or departing from the latest Demprog groupthink.

      Come on kids, this is easy.

      It allows you to turn a JEW into a NAZI. It allows you to ally Islamists with teh gheys in your mind. It allows literally any distortion you need to feel better about yourself to take on the air of reality.

  11. Octopus says:

    Zombie drug, or just the old standby Sterno and ditchweed? Hard to tell sometimes.

    Whatever.
    8 hours ago
    Yeah, OK.
    8 hours ago
    Bam.
    8 hours ago
    Sir!
    8 hours ago
    Oh shit. Again.
    8 hours ago
    Fuck Chelsea Manning. Drum her ass out. See ya!
    8 hours ago
    Drum circle!
    8 hours ago
    Bamp.
    8 hours ago
    Oh damn. Oh shit.
    8 hours ago

  12. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Gus’ Twitterfriend Regina W is so butthurt about Hilldawg, she’s going to need to borrow Stalker Charles’ immense yet pasty backside to hold it all.

    Face it kids … your heroine screwed Bernie and expected the laurels to then drop into her lap. She had the entire media complex on her side, all the propaganda, and STILL screwed the pooch. The question is not WHAT, it’s WHY, and the answer is that she is obviously corrupt to the most casual observer and (famously) personally unpleasant. The fact that she is very efficient and driven at both is not a screaming endorsement. The dose of entitlement did not help, either.

    • Bunk X says:

      “…it’s intuitively obvious to the casual observer,” is one of my favorite phrases. My best mentor got it from one of his mentors.

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        Yeah, it was tossed about in multiple engineering courses as a joke/dig when I was a lad.

        Paraphrased it a bit, should’ve gone for the whole banana.

        😉

  13. Octopus says:

    Clearly, the violence was all one-sided. 😆

    • !!!Trump is Teh Satan! Hit Theo lose tip!! jar! says:

      Welcome to Chunk0 weirdo world where Jews are Nazis and people who show up with bats are blameless. No one believes his moron hyperbole.

    • Arachne says:

      One side had a permit, Fatso. The other didn’t and showed up with weapons spoiling for a fight. Perhaps you missed the charming footage of them harassing a man in a wheelchair.

  14. Octopus says:

    You can watch/listen to them separately, or both at the same time. 🙂

  15. Octopus says:

    Next time some idiot socialist tells you that socialism is the only way to alleviate the horrors of capitalism, tell them to go grow themselves an orange.

    https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-villages-emerge-poverty-help-online-sales/

  16. rightymouse says:

    This chick says she minds disrespect & then disrespects our POTUS. Typical.

    Claudia Reyes-Hilton
    @CorinaRey
    wife, mother, supporter of women/faith & human rights. I don’t mind a difference of opinion, I do mind disrespect.

    Georgia, USA
    Joined May 2011

    • Arachne says:

      What did Trump do this time to set the shut-in off? I’ve been too busy at my, uh, JOB and celebrating a significant appellate victory to notice.

      Fatty’s significant victory every day is being able to wipe his asshole without assistance when he takes a dump.

      • Octopus says:

        I would have to have video proof of the unassisted wiping, or testimony from his caretaker, to accept this as one of his daily victories. I know they have extend-o-wipes for huge people now, but can Chunky afford one of those?

  17. rightymouse says:

    Gussy must be worried about Fatso’s knees.

    • Octopus says:

      He’s also worried about his own situation. That leg isn’t getting any better, the lifestyle he leads.

    • Bunk X says:

      What the hell is a “fixed speed bike?” A Huffy with one gear and a backpedal brake?

      • Octopus says:

        Back in the day, we called them, “bikes.” No extra gears, like the fancy-boys had. You struggled up hills, and built huge quads and tight buttocks to entice the ladies later.

        Nowadays, most kids don’t even ride bikes. Too dangerous, even with a helmet on. Their quads are puny, and their butts are flabby and weak. 😆

        • Yep. I remember when I got my first Schwinn Sting-Ray™ bike, with ram’s horn handle bars and a banana seat [no sissy-bar, as those were for, well, sissies]. It was a cool golden color, and it boasted TWO gears [hi and lo, I guess] and you switched between gears by back-pedaling lightly. And we had to back-pedal to brake. We lived at the top of a VERY steep road, and I figured at an early age I could pedal straight up and develop the quads and glutes that the ladies love, or just switch-back like trains and motor vehicles climbing steep mountain sides. I miss that bike.

  18. Octopus says:

    I remember reading David Horowitz’s fine memoir, “Radical Son,” which details his communist upbringing, radical-Left young adulthood, and nasty disillusionment leading to his conversion to conservatism. It’s a fantastic book, and should be handed to all young people who are discovering that the tapestry of lies they’ve been sold regarding the Socialist Utopia unravels at the slightest touch of inspection. They will lose all their libturd friends, and be vilified by them, but it’s so worth it to be free of the mental shackles.

  19. Octopus says:

    Ryder brings the soulful funk version of this classic. White boy soul, but Mitch had as much of it as any white boy I ever met.

  20. Octopus says:

    Patti Labelle.

  21. Octopus says:

    I like this kid. I hear some people knock him, but he’s got the goods.

  22. Octopus says:

    Seems we’re at an impasse.

    • Bunk X says:

      “I’ve suffered for my music, and now it’s your turn.” –Neil Innes

    • Bunk X says:

      I gotta retract what I posed downstairs about Dylan’s music. He wrote some great songs, just didn’t perform them well. This is one of my favorite covers – The Turtles featuring Flo & Eddie was a hilarious take. (Watch Eddie do the Freddie.)

      • rightymouse says:

        Aaaaahhh…those were the days! 🙂 Have great memories of dances at the teen club in Bangkok.

      • Octopus says:

        I love that! Back when rock was just fun. I like the sweater chicks flailing around, too — was that the frug? 🙂

  23. dezes157 says:

    Fatso is at it again, there was no way explosive buckets on a train could be terrorism, and therefore must be a new rapid paint test gone bad.

  24. Bunk X says:

  25. rightymouse says:

    Gussy just ran out of sterno and pot. Again.

  26. Octopus says:

    Attaboy, Gimpy! 😆

  27. rightymouse says:

    Cats can be really naughty!

      • Octopus says:

        Catz are evil. 😈

        • rightymouse says:

          We had four and they’ve all gone to the big litter box in the sky – all from old age except the last one. He had some kind of wasting away disease. Not feline leukemia – had him tested for that. He was the naughtiest. Could NOT leave a towel on the bathroom floor or anything else. He considered it fair game for pee-ville. NO more cats. Too old now. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            I don’t hate cats, but I’m very allergic to most of them. I see them doing a lot of shady stuff on Youtube. Like this classic:

            That’s spooky. 😆

          • !!!Trump is Teh Satan! Hit Theo lose tip!! jar! says:

            When I was a kid we lived in a farmhouse we rented from a catholic monestary. We had over 20 cats outside because there was a large field right next to our yard. Lots of field mice as you can imagine. We usually had about 4 or 5 we let live inside. I have many stories about those cats that I’ve posted here before so I won’t repost them. But I will say they are amazing animals. We can’t have them either because my wife is allergic like Octo. So we have dogs which are much low drama. But still fun. Cats are amazing athletes that can jump straight up many times their height (like their larger cousins). And they love to practice their predator skills but being domesticated never take it too far with.a human. Great, great pets!

          • Octopus says:

            I would definitely have a cat or two, if we had a mouse situation. Not that mice aren’t cute, but they poop everywhere and eat your food out of the pantry. We had a succession of mousey invaders when they cleared a woods close to our house, for a new street of homes. I was catching them every other day with my re-usable plastic trap. Our old dog Murphy killed one in our family room one evening, leaping off the couch about six feet through the air and landing his 135 lbs on the poor little critter, with his front paw. Dead as a doornail. It was pretty impressive.

          • rightymouse says:

            Octo…we live in the country so now that the cats are gone we get mice now & then. They like to roam in my silverware drawers. I have hubby put cheese in these & put them in the drawers. After a few days, mousies have met their maker & I get to wash silverware.

          • Octopus says:

            Those look very scary, in a subtle way. 😯

            In other news, sometimes cats don’t give you any choice. They just adopt you.
            https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-comes-home-find-cat-waiting-except-never-owned-cat/

  28. Octopus says:

    Speaking of evil, check out this loser pos: http://nypost.com/2017/09/15/professor-who-tweeted-about-dead-cops-suspended/

    Can I just punch him once? Pretty please?


    “It’s a privilege to teach future dead cops.”

    I can’t.

    • rightymouse says:

      I saw him on Tucker Carlson. Arrogant FKIA, Holier-than-thou, Virtue-signalling, POS commie. His parents are probably just as awful.

  29. Octopus says:

    Michigan in a dogfight against Air Force. I’m concerned about this one, as the service schools live to upset the bigger dogs, and they always give their best effort. Just got a TD on a punt return, so maybe the thing will start going our way.

  30. Octopus says:

    No, they don’t. Because nobody on Twitter knows who you are, Mr. 7 Retweets. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    https://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2017/09/16/5-reasons-so-many-people-hate-hillary-clinton-n2382422

    Me, I can’t take any of it. Including the cackle, which is just part of her horrible screeching vocalizations. UGH!

  32. Octopus says:

    PEEVE ALERT!!

  33. Octopus says:

    Yes, it’s very interesting, as a peek into the twisted mind of one of the most entitled narcissists this planet has ever seen. As for the press being critiqued, well, unless she comes out and admits that 99% of the media were fawning over her and ripping Trump at every turn, while predicting a landslide win for her and humiliation for all RethugliKKKans, there is no meaningful critique there. Guess what? That’s not her take. 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/sports/2017/09/15/espnprez-sends-internal-memo-staff-says-espn-not-political-organization/

    I was laughing my ass off the other day, watching TMZ interview Al Sharpton about how he and his race-baiting brethren were going to launch the mother of all boycotts on ESPN if they dared to fire Jemele Hill for calling Trump a white supremacist. Already the idiots at ESPN are getting shunned by millions of conservatives for being ass-hatted SJWs, and even that’s not enuff for the likes of Anorexic Al.

    I love sports, but I haven’t watched any ESPN replay shows or “in-depth” docs in the past year, because every time I turn them on, they slap me in the face with their political agenda. The network is laying off people left and right and bleeding money, and I’m okay with that. Bring on a new sports network, that isn’t politically slanted and sticks to the game.

  35. ISTE says:

    This weekend is not going to end well.

    I have a couple of cutting lasers, a CNC machine and a shit load of broken electronic animated animals.

    And wine, and beer and a wild imagination.

    🙂

  36. Octopus says:

    “Judas!” 😆

    The commie-folkies were unbelievably butthurt that Bob decided to go electric. He gave zero fucks, sometimes interpreted as “Love Minus Zero/No Limit.” I think this is one of the five greatest rock songs of all time, and probably one of the five greatest live performances, too.

  37. Octopus says:

    Who watches the Watchmen? I do. I’m watching the movie right now, and it’s great so far. Still trying to kick this cold, with Robitussin and beer. Mixed results. Negen is in this movie, which is really cool. Playing with history, which is also a lot of fun. Nixon on his fifth term in office, for example. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    This “Watchmen” movie is good, but it’s very long. I might need to nap for about 8 hours, and resume tomorrow. No Lions game until Monday, thank Jesus. As Gus would say, after the amount of beer and cold medicine I’ve imbibed this evening: “Oh shit!”

    • rightymouse says:

      Knock on wood, but I’m grateful to be able to ward off catching colds from sick co-workers. One gal was in the bathroom on Friday honking up a storm. She’s constantly getting colds. My advice to her was to take B, C, D & E vitamins every day.

      • Octopus says:

        I take lots of vitamins, and as many naps as I can squeeze in. I try to stay in shape and eat right. My immune system is susceptible to colds, but thankfully, I haven’t suffered any deadly illnesses. I’m going to get a flu shot this week, after having a bad case last year.

        This cold is on the wane, thankfully. All over but the hacking up of phlegm, for the next week or so. Isn’t that special?

        • rightymouse says:

          I refuse to get a flu shot. The one and only time I got one I caught the worst case of the flu ever.

          • I refuse to get ANY vaccinations. I don’t wanna be autistic.

          • rightymouse says:

            I still blame the MMR for my son’s autism. He has a splash of the disorder – he’s considered to be high-functioning – but it’s still been a struggle. Fortunately, he’s determined to overcome the disability.

        • Octopus says:

          😆

          I blame all the shots I’ve had for my occasional Tourette’s. The things that come out of my mouth sometimes… 😯

  39. Octopus says:

    I thought he was orange. Is the color screwed up again on my Sony Trinitron? 😡

    • Octopus says:

      Has anyone ever figured out for sure if Chunky McDumbth is the Most Unrequited Tweeter Ever, in terms of tweets sent out and virtually ignored? I mean, there are 5-year-old kids tweeting about their pet hamsters getting thousands of retweets, and he gets nothing besides his own sock-puppets and Gus, maybe an occasional straggling dumbass or three. It’s like he is purposely avoided, like on a list or something. Blacklisted! So racisssss.

      But we still dig ya, Fatass. I mean it. You are the ginchiest. Play us some jazzy guitar, while we wander off to Dreamland. 🙂

      • dezes157 says:

        Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs has stolen from numerous black band members, he is a sad bitter troll that is still pissed that he was black listed from the music industry in a sad bit of irony.
        His past of drug use, theft and the abuse he focused on his wife, family and friends has left him a soulless punk with nothing to show the world but hate and bile.
        It has always been about himself and him alone, and he is all he has left.

  40. Bunk X says:

    “I don’t think racism is going to change in America until people get uncomfortable,” said Kayla Reed of the St. Louis Action Council, a protest organizer.
    https://apnews.com/82041d6fe9694ff8bec382499d149a7c/St.-Louis-braces-for-more-protests-over-cop's-acquittal

  41. ISTE says:

    5:27am Sunday morning. Still very loud music being played by the very nice people that live in this apartment complex. I would sing along with the great songs but I do not sing Spanish. I just tap my feet and hum.

    Now two shots fired.

    Unfortunately neither of the two bullets hit whatever is playing the music.

    I have to move out of this shit hole.

    • Octopus says:

      My new neighbors have an infant, and Mom likes to take the crying baby out for a walk on the deck in the evening. It’s a lovely, life-affirming sound. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        We live on 6 acres in the country & it’s deliciously quiet most of the time. The only annoying sounds we usually get are during the summer when our neighbor decides to mow his lawn at 9:00 a.m. on Sunday.

        • Octopus says:

          That sounds great, ‘Mouse. We intend to move further into the country when we finally downsize, as soon as we get these kids to move out (again). Older gal just bought a house, and younger one is practically moving in with her boyfriend, so it could be soon-ish when the nest will be mostly empty.

    • Bunk X says:

      When I was living in the dorms, Floor Mother Dave had a killer stereo system. He got tired of the noise we made coming home from the bars on the weekends, so at 7AM Sunday he’d crank up Buddy Rich.

      Didn’t work, though. I was 2 doors down and had his phone number. As Floor Mother he was required to take all calls, and to do that he had to turn down the volume to hear the *click* of a hang up call. Only took 3 calls to get him trained.

  42. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and it time for NFL football!

    Today the Jaguars host the Tennessee Tuxedos in divisional matchup in Jacksonville.

    The Tuxedos are 15 point favorites which is why Jaguars are upset special favorites this week.

    This Jaguar cheerleader sneering at such a ridiculous point spread and Pakimog sneering along with her. 😀

  43. Pakimon says:

    Also on tap, the Eagles take on the Kansas City Chieves. Chieves are favorite but Pakimog say Eagles give Chieves run for money because of redhead with big boobs and old school short shorts and whatnot 😀

  44. Octopus says:

    That’s right, Gus. We have a sense of humor out here, and we get a kick out of Trump’s tweets. The more they infuriate the fascist Left, the more we laugh. 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    The AoS Sunday Bookthread is one of my favorite things — usually get one or two good recommendations every week. This week, they featured a nearly unbelievable quote from Shrillary’s amazing book, in which she manages to completely miss the point of Orwell’s “1984.”

    Witness:

    “Attempting to define reality is a core feature of authoritarianism. This is what the Soviets did when they erased political dissidents from historical photos. This is what happens in George Orwell’s classic novel Nineteen Eighty-Four, when a torturer holds up four fingers and delivers electric shocks until his prisoner sees five fingers as ordered. The goal is to make you question logic and reason and to sow mistrust toward exactly the people we need to rely on: our leaders, the press, experts who seek to guide public policy based on evidence, ourselves.”

    So, Shrillary sees “1984” as saying we need to trust our leaders more. The politicians and the press, who know what’s best for us. The mind boggles, the Irony Meter flies off the wall, and the cackling hag is led off to the rubber room.

  46. Octopus says:

    The jealousy…IT BURNS!!1! 😆

    • dezes157 says:

      Chuck is such a festering asshole that he attacks someone for helping a child with medical bills, every time I think the jerk can never go lower, he does.

    • Minnowredux says:

      $30K is SO MUCH MONEY to Chuckie – of course he would become apoplectic and hateful.

      Charles, how about I send you $30K? Would that make you feel a little better buddy?

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Don’t hold your breath asshole!

  47. Minnowredux says:

    Colbert needs to get his ass seriously kicked.

    • Octopus says:

      I glanced over at TMZ, just to see what the celebutards were up to. Three posts about “savage attacks on Trump at the Emmys,” as if anyone cares what these ignorant pissants have to say about anything. 😆

      Colbert’s job was saved by Trump, as his incessant attacks on the President appeal to just enough of the idiot-Left to give him enough ratings to survive. Phew! Can he keep it up for the next 7 years? I bet he can.

  48. Bunk x says:

    My Compaq XP mule finally died so I’ve transferred all my data to an Apple IIe. I love it.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      I had a Compaq 386 in my Lab in continuous operation as a chamber controller for 13 years. It was an operational test survivor, so it was not new when it was installed for that purpose.

      Made the mistake of powering it down for a hurricane closure. That was the end of that.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Wow. 386 refers to the Intel microprocessor right? My first computer had that. Had MS 3.1. Dull, dumb and slow. I remember upgrading and upgrading through the years. Faster processors and memory. Then I lost track for a few years and then next thing I know you can buy 8 gigs in a thumbstick in a bin at MicroCenter! And every $500 laptop is screaming fast. Great time to be alive. My iPad Pro pisses me off sometimes but it truly is a magical machine. It’s big and fast.

  49. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    She sure is good.

      • !!!Trump is Teh Satan! Hit Theo lose tip!! jar! says:

        That looks like a German Telefunken mic. But I don’t know what Miley’s using. That thing looks gnarly and high end. We used to use the Schures. They sounded great. Much better than a stupid radio mic.

    • Octopus says:

      She’s really grown on me, in the past few years. Yes, she went through a phase, as young adults often do. She was always a great performer. I think her best work is ahead of her as she continues to mature.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        My kids were right at that age (10) when Hanna Montana was hot. I noticed this kid can really sing. She inherited the juice from pops clearly. It’s a lovely contralto that she sometimes can growl and she really leans in with guts. God love her she went a little nuts when she discovered sex. But she worked full time for years before that. Now she wants to be back to her country roots and man are they deep. Go Miley!

  50. Bunk x says:

    Windows 10 sucks big green donkeys, but we’ll cope.

  51. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    My favorite Zappa.

  52. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

  53. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Should we be afraid in German? North Korea and all?

  54. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Best version ever!!!

    • Octopus says:

      That rocks so hard.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        The German is so cute. Yes honey we know they’re floating air balloons. But they have to put the “luft” in there. Because they’re German. So precise. LOL!

  55. Octopus says:

    IN this timeline Chunky was anxiously reading, the Idiot Left was traumatized by Sean Spicer being brought on stage by Colbert to mock Trump, because this amounted to normalizing Orange Hitler and Spicer’s Goering-manque. It is to laff gut! 😆

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Good Lord, RON is a trembling little snowflake, too???

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        The comedy is all the snowflakes are saying Trump stole from them, affected their health and somehow assaulted them. They still don’t get that no one believes their moron idiot victim lies and they never will. Just stop and grow up! Being pro business does not victimize anyone. Being pro law enforcement does not victimize anyone. Being pro border enforcement does not victimize anyone. Your dog would love to eat all the food in your fridge. Preventing that does not make your dog a victim.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Yeah really. Hellboy is a trembling snowflake? There goes that franchise dumbass.

    • Arachne says:

      Lowest rated Emmy Awards ever.
      It’s not going to be long before the networks stop running these on the prime channel. Wonder how much ad revenue they had to refund. 8 million tuned in. I’m sure they sold ads on the idea that the numbers would have been higher.

  56. Octopus says:

    https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/60k-raised-vendor-police-seize-money/

    A little birdie https://emojipedia-us.s3.amazonaws.com/thumbs/120/emoji-one/104/bird_1f426.png told me that Chunky tried to emulate this man’s money-making technique, hoping to be similarly abused by police and then bounteously remunerated by a new GoFundMe account. Unfortunately, he consumed all two dozen of his hot dogs on the way to the stadium. (sad trombone)

  57. rightymouse says:

    Well, it doesn’t digest well, I’ll grant you that.

  58. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Trump Is the Joker: “As Long as It’s According to the Plan-Even if the Plan Is Horrifying” lgf.bz/2y9X8qr https://t.co/3hWm3oPlJu
    2 hours ago

    Just shut up ass hole. The only joker is your lame has-been ass.

    “Another election surprise: Many Hispanics backed Trump”

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/2016/11/09/hispanic-vote-election-2016-donald-trump-hillary-clinton/93540772/

  59. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Whoopee! A white who killed a black! Quite a rare bird and cause for celebration!!! Tweet and reTweet to distort the actual truth.

    White Suspect Arrested in Louisiana Killings of Black Men Police Say Likely ‘Racially Motivated’… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
    3 hours ago

    4) On crime rates by race

    Black made up 60.5 percent of all murder arrests in Missouri in 2012 and 58 percent of all robbery arrests, though they are less than 12 percent of the state’s population. Such vast disparities are found in every city and state in the country; there is no reason to think that Ferguson is any different…New York City is typical: blacks are only 23 percent of the population but commit over 75 percent of all shootings in the city, as reported by the victims of and witnesses to those shootings; whites commit under 2 percent of all shootings, according to victims and witnesses, though they are 33 percent of the city’s population. Blacks commit 70 percent of all robberies; whites, 4 percent. The black-white crime disparity in New York would be even greater without New York’s large Hispanic population. Black and Hispanic shootings together account for 98 percent of all illegal gunfire. Ferguson has only a 1 percent Hispanic population, so the contrast between the white and black shares of crime is starker there.

    https://www.encounterbooks.com/features/11-critical-points-race-crime-america/

  60. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Has this not become a tiresome repetitive story? St Louis thugs desperate to get a cop sent up for doing his job assault a journalist for good measure. Like the terrorists who commit terror because someone insulted them as being violent. Irony goes wizzing past. When someone insults your dignity…..CHIMP OUT!!

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/09/stl-reporter-describes-scariest-moment-career-far-left-mob-assaulted-chased-rally-video/

    When they’re shutting down streets and journalists are beaten trying to cover a story. Like it’s inner sub-city Ferguson the businesses are evidently taken for granted. But will find somewhere else. Then the thugs will whine about gramma not being able to get groceries or buy clothes. Call a cop dumb asses!! LOL!

  61. Octopus says:

    Gus is in dire straits today, on the move again, and no help from Sis. She was kind enough to send him a link to homeless shelters, but they don’t let you get all nice and crispy every night the way he likes. What to do? Winter’s coming! 😯

  62. Arachne says:

    Oh, now the Beastie is mulling a challenge to the election results if the Russia probe turns up anything. Okay, Beastie – then by all means let’s give a hard look into that voter fraud in L.A. County and the rest of California and New York City.

    Hmmm….isn’t this the same Harpy that snotted at Trump’s response that he wouldn’t necessarily accept the election results (this was of course when she thought she had it in the “hag.”)

    • Minnowredux says:

      How can anyone take Hilliary serious any longer? Mueller ought to be fired. Comey ought to be indicted and Hilliary should be too.

  63. Minnowredux says:

    I think Bernie ought to challenge the primary….

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Absolutely. She should never have even been the candidate. They screwed Bernie who had huge rallies and a big following. I think he would have lost to Trump but it would have been a more energized and enthusiastic attempt. The simple fact is no one likes Shrillery except for her hard core followers like Katy Perry who’s a fucking head case attached to a fantastic body. Most everyone else can see the Shrillbeast is a self interested turd.

  64. rightymouse says:

    LMAO!!!

    Worst campaign ad??

  65. rightymouse says:

    Test. .

  66. Octopus says:

    All experience I’ve had with the Lions says they lose this game. I think it’s going to be a battle. Both the Lions and Giants have problems, and both are talented in a couple of areas. Good matchup.

    • ISTE says:

      Not my kind of women.

      1, No chance of seeing any underboob the top clothing is way too big.

      2, With that outfit no chance of flashing armpit hair.

      3, Long boots. leg hair completely hidden.

      Nope not attractive to me at all.

      • Octopus says:

        They were designed to frustrate pervs. 😆

        Seriously, management has tried to keep them from being “too sexy.” Don’t want to upset the clean family vibe, or some such blecchh. 😆

  67. Minnowredux says:

    I see Drudge is flying some sort of racist flag on his website…. looks like a Nazi flag. Well, I guess THAT figures….

    Wait. What? Huh? Oh….. oh – okay, it is a Puerto Rican Flag?

    Well Drudge is STILL racist….

    /Charles Dumbass Johnson off

  68. Octopus says:

    I was laughing at Gus earlier, but now I’m really worried about him. Just read his timeline, and the guy is going down hard. I know he brought it on himself, but it’s still hard to watch.

    • Calo says:

      His dream to own a white Volvo is gone. Cry me a river.

      There’s no tweets about missing out about the important things in life, like love, family and a sense of purpose.

      I have no pity for him.

      • Octopus says:

        No, I know I shouldn’t fall for his pity party. I had a weak moment. He’s done nothing whatsoever to do something constructive with his life, and now his life is a shambles. You earned this, Gus.

      • ISTE says:

        Most of all looking forward to the future. there is one and I am looking forward to it buddy.

    • dezes157 says:

      When a loser like CJ the Blogging Blimp is one of your heroes, your goals have been set way too low.

  69. Octopus says:

    Lefties eating Lefties. Just beautiful. 🙂

  70. Octopus says:

    The horror! The…horror! 😯