Idiot Wind [Updated]

In 16 years Charles Johnson mentioned only his mother and his brother. Now he claims to have relatives that could have perished in the WTC attacks, but they didn’t, and any one of us could claim the same damn unprovable thing.

That’s some amazing unfettered idiocy right there.

I never cared much for Bob Dylan. He was talented but too pretentious for my taste. On the other hand, I hereby dedicate this song, on behalf of The Diary of Daedalus, to Charles F. Johnson & Viscous Bouche, aka Alouette.

Update: Apparently a lot of people took notice of Johnson’s Idiot Wind, including Weasel Zippers and The Washington Times. Many (of the 38k+ banned) ex-lizards ressponded in the comments sections of both. Enjoy.

Update 2: The Daily Caller also picked up the story [h/t ChenZhen].

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150 Comments on “Idiot Wind [Updated]”

  1. Minnowredux says:

    Whatever happened to Dark Falcon? Does anyone know?

  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Octopus says:

    This is yet another desperate lie from Chunky, and of course, he would have trumpeted having family imperiled by the 9/11 atrocity from Day One. He has a gay brother Michael who is just as moonbat crazy as himself, and that’s all the family he has ever had since we’ve known him. Once upon a time he was married and had an obese cat. He had a powerful hankering for Pam Geller, which was shut down hard and led to his disastrous decline.

    Dylan was an old obsession of mine, and this song was one of the reasons. The lyrics fit Chunky’s current state as if they were tailored by an experienced circus tent designer.

    Idiot wind
    Blowing every time you move your mouth
    Blowing down the back roads headin’ south
    Idiot wind
    Blowing every time you move your teeth
    You’re an idiot, babe
    It’s a wonder that you still know how to breathe

  4. Octopus says:

    Case In Point:

    Because Twitter is owned and dominated by the Right.

    Because all the social media belongs to Trump and the Right. Who knew?

    • Arachne says:

      You wrote a stupid tweet and you’re getting roundly called on it. You know, the way you go after Donald Trump and anyone else famous whenever you disapprove of something they say on Twitter. Stick to your blog or email if you don’t like it, Asshole.

  5. Octopus says:

    Let me guess…you shit your pants?

  6. Octopus says:

    Jim Carrey has been an amazing asshat in recent years, but this interview is pure gold. YMMV.

  7. Octopus says:

    Ward Churchill called the innocent civilians killed in the towers, “Little Eichmanns.” Chunky refers to every American who voted for Trump as a Nazi. He has literally become the creature once mocked on his site. I wonder when he’ll claim Indian ancestry… 😆

    As to those in the World Trade Center… True enough, they were civilians of a sort. But innocent?… They formed a technocratic corps at the very heart of America’s global financial empire—the “mighty engine of profit” to which the military dimension of U.S. policy has always been enslaved—and they did so both willingly and knowingly.… If there was a better, more effective, or in fact any other way of visiting some penalty befitting their participation upon the little Eichmanns inhabiting the sterile sanctuary of the twin towers, I’d really be interested in hearing about it. — Ward Churchill
    Amusing look at Spitting Bull. 😆

  8. Arachne says:

    The claim that NoBucksChuck makes about the World Trade Center is the 9/11 equivalent of “some of my best friends are Black. This is bullshit, pure and simple. How does one even narrowly escape being “in” a building? I narrowly escaped as well, Fatso. What was it? Did they consider being in New York that week or something. What family members? What? Was Michael on the Jersey Turnpike headed for downtown Manhattan?

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    Good job, Charles. You’re relevant again.

  10. Juan Epstein says:

    9/11 was the best thing that ever happened to you.


  11. rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        Eichenwald is WAY lower than the “king of overly dramatic”.

        Eichenwald is a slimy, smug, self-righteous skin bag of shit with absolutely no capability for self-examination or retrospection. He is the bottom of the modern Black Hole of Calcutta laughingly called “journalism”.

        Like Stalker Charles, but not as pathetically incapable of maintaining a single face and also apparently capable of “earning” a living*.

        *If you consider existing as a breathing, talking bag of shit to be “living”

  12. octopus says:


  13. Arachne says:

    Do you get the feeling that NoBucksChuck was flipping all over the news last night to see if ANYONE mentioned this odious tweet of his? Especially the Fox News panel shows and Hannity. And that he listened to what radio talk shows he could thinking he’d get a mention?

  14. rightymouse says:

  15. dezes157 says:

    Translation = Chuck got a warning from Twitter.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh, they’re parrots are they? Maybe you just pissed off the interwebz, Fatso. Are you enjoying the attention. Your vacuous handmaiden seems to be the only one sticking up for you. Oh, and those LIKES you’re seeing? That’s so people can locate your idiocy later.

  16. Wow everything is pretty much the same around here..

    Anyway, The World’s Greatest Blog Search Engine was fed “narrowly escaped” and “family members” and pulled up no reference.

    Who knew?

    • Arachne says:

      There is a radio host in San Francisco, Brian Sussman, who is a meteorologist. He had a website “”

      Suprisingly, the climate fraud never took him up on it.

    • Octopus says:

      Bill Nye is really creepy, when you take a good look at him and his work. Laughable, but creepy.

  17. Bunk X says:

    Arachne– Czech yinz box.

  18. What sucks is that I kinda like “Idiot Wind” the song!

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s one of Dylan’s better songs, and we’re only using it as an appropriate retort to Johnson’s inanity.

      • Octopus says:

        Dylan has a trove of great songs deeper than any other artist I can think of. It would be difficult for me to settle on a Top 20 list, without slighting several favorites. Just that one album containing “Idiot Wind,” “Blood On The Tracks,” boasts about five of his greatest tunes. Such as “Tangled Up In Blue,” “Shelter from the Storm,” “You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go,” and pick your fave from the rest.

  19. Minnowredux says:

    What year was Dianne Feinstein’s current hair do in style? Was it : 1956, 1962 or 1966?

  20. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      This dumbo from Detroit called Trump a white supremacist, and says Kid Rock celebrates slavery by flying the Confederate flag during a couple of his Southern Rawk songs. Well, when you have friends like these, I guess you have to talk the talk…

  21. Octopus says:

    Too funny! Shrillary compares herself to GoT’s Cersei, and hilarity ensues. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Speaking of Shrillary’s godforsaken book, this liberal woman has read and reacted to it so you don’t have to — I almost can’t believe some of the quotes. 😆

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:


        Did we dodge a bullet or what???

        • Octopus says:

          We dodged an asteroid. 😯

        • gizbot7 says:

          Oh yes we did!! What a freaking lunatic. People can complain now (was listening to Levin on the way home from work) but we don’t have HER – praise kittens and puppies. Not that I’m a bundle of happiness over certain recent events, but at least I can sleep at night knowing that her crazy, narcissistic, evil clown of a person is not POTUS. I sincerely still shudder when I think of her as POTUS.

          • Octopus says:

            Hi, Gizbot! Amen to all of that. With everything that is still happening to obstruct real reform of this monolithic quasi-socialist state, at least we don’t have to listen to her screeching. Aside from her book tours, which are incredibly amusing and schadenfreude-rich. 😆

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        Read the thread for Mike M.

        Weep that such beta males exist.

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting. Since I seriously doubt that the Beastie watches Game of Thrones, I imagine some asshat staffer told her it would make her look cool in the “Popular Culture.”

      And surprisingly, it completely fits that she identifies with Cersie, one of the most unlikeable, bloodthirsty, psychopathic characters in the book, outdone only by Ramsay Bolton for pure evil.

      Of course, does she even realize that most viewers and readers of this show/books are hoping in the end Cersei gets BBQ’d by one of Daenerys’s dragons?

  22. Octopus says:

    They don’t bother getting their driver’s licenses. They don’t pursue real relationships with women. They tend towards obesity. They have ironic facial hair that isn’t ironic, but stupid.

    Today’s Man. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    I know, he prefaced his performance with a stupid reiteration of Global Warmening Dogma, with the required slap at PDT, but I still like this song. I mean, the guy is blind, and now he has people dressing him up all thuggy instead of hippie or Rasta. Cut him some slack. 😉

  24. Pakimon says:

    At least it isn’t destroying your will to be a sniveling attention whore or your luxurious jazzy ponytail not to mention your steady diet of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      You fucking drama queen. Why haven’t you blocked it then? You block anyone else that challenges your two brain cells.

    • Minnowredux says:

      ….says the fucking idiot who hasn’t had a good word for ANYBODY in the past 10 years!

      You unaware douchebag!

      Please…. feel free to die in a puddle of self pity.


  25. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Typical left wing thuggery that Chunk0 is so proud to be a part of.

    New White House Comms Director “Suspended” From Twitter One Day After Appointment

  26. Minnowredux says:

    Luis Guiterrez has been in office since 1993. Someone – anyone – tell me what he has done for the past 24-years in Congress except for shooting off his mouth.

    And he has the gall to make personal attacks against General John Kelly? Kelly has been in politics for nine months and this asshole thinks he can blame all of the DACA woes on General Kelly?

    Guiterrez needs someone to teach him some manners.

    What an ahole.

  27. Arachne says:

    Here’s what is going to be interesting….
    Fatso basked a little in the glow of the spotlight on Monday.
    It is now Wednesday and every is done talking about him.\
    What’s the over/under, do you think, that by FRIDAY he will try to tweet out something equally odious to get people to notice him again?

    • rightymouse says:

      I’ll put up major quatloos that you’re right. He craves attention, even if it’s negative because then he gets to play victim.

      • Minnowredux says:

        you mean like his “family members” almost were at the WTC on 9-11??

        • rightymouse says:

          That was weird for sure! He had never mentioned that before.

          • Octopus says:

            Perhaps Brother Michael had been hired to do a Strip-O-Gram there, which was canceled last minute by a jealous male secretary with his own designs on the bull-tycoon/Eichmann? Just spit-balling, here. I’m sure Chunky wouldn’t lie about such a sensitive topic.

          • rightymouse says:

            He was born in NY so maybe he has relatives there, but he’s so full of crap who knows? ?

          • Octopus says:

            I had a nephew at NYU at the time, so I “nearly lost relatives on 9/11.” I think most people in the country know somebody who lives in NYC, or passes through occasionally. Chunky is a lying sack of fertilizer, about 400 lbs of shit in a bag meant to hold 50, so excuse us if we laugh at this nonsensical claim meant to excuse his Ward Churchillian tweep.

    • Octopus says:

      Note: His brush with notoriety netted him nothing, at the begging bowl. 😆

  28. Arachne says:

    Recommend everyone with a Twitter account report this shitbag and see if Twitter does anything about him:


  29. rightymouse says:

    She can’t be serious! This was written by someone who believed she was going to be POTUS and sounds like she was running for Senior Class President. BLECH!!!

    • Octopus says:

      …and she can’t understand why so many people detest her. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        When I was a Dem before 9/11, I came to dislike her intensely because of the way she treated the women Bill had abused. I never cared for the feminist movement even as a Democrat and came to dislike them even more over their unwillingness to condemn his behavior.

        • Octopus says:

          When I was a Dem and Bill was elected, I tried to like her. You know, as a strong, independent woman and whatnot. The more I got to know about her, the less I liked her, and that voice got more and more shrill and grating. By the time his presidency limped to a close, I was pretty much done with both of them. And this was before I came to believe his accusers, and just thought he had a little affair with Lewinsky, which he lied about under oath because, hey, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. I hadn’t really bought into the rape stuff, which I now know is factual, as is Shrillary’s history of defaming the victims.

  30. Octopus says:


  31. Octopus says:

    Bowie did this cover of one of my favorite Dylan tunes, from his last great album, “Time Out Of Mind.” It’s a slow-building song you have to be in the right frame of mind to appreciate. Like me now, with my first bad head-cold of the fall season, and nodding on Nyquil. As Gus would say, “Oh shit!”

  32. Bunk X says:

  33. !!!Trump is Teh Satan! Hit Theo lose tip!! jar! says:
    • Octopus says:

      That’s a great video, and of course a very great song. I never saw “Watchmen,” though I did read the graphic novel it’s based on. I know it got mixed reviews, especially from comics fanboys.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Octo you should absolutely watch it. I loved it! It’s so cool they way they set it in the ’80s. Just watch it. It’s violent but righteous. Rorschach is the best.

        • Octopus says:

          I’ll get to it, on your say-so. Prolly this weekend. Thanks!

          One of the first graphic novels I really got into, btw. That’s not really my favorite genre, but someone I know was raving about it and lent me his copy. Really good!

  34. Octopus says:

    I don’t think the real threat here is hacking. I think it’s the AI software, that will evolve to imitate real feminine thinking and responses. As soon as the sexbots become self-aware, they will realize they are being used just for sex and begin to kvetch, leading very quickly to ripping your junk off with their powerful lady-bits. Of course, for some men, this very real risk will only increase the attraction, as occurs today when men pursue sex with hookers, trannies and other loaded-guns offering Russian Roulette-style adventures.

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say program them to use their “down time” by getting in kitchen and making sammiches.

      That way if lady-bots become self-aware, they will realize they have other purpose other than sex.

      Pakimog say problem solved. 😀

  35. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Review time again! I watched What Happened To Monday on Netflix last night. Wow. Oh sure it’s the old dystopian totalitarian future deal. I watched the trailer and saw that it’s one actress playing seven identical siblings. They’re all unique but physically the same. A viewer wants to see them protected (because she’s really pretty). But this movie is not for the faint of heart. It’s in a near future (2073) when multiple children are disallowed due to overpopulation. Because of other extenuating social issues there is an outbreak of many multi-births. Such as sextuplets and septuptlets. But it’s illegal and considered immoral. Only one child and any additional constitutes stealing from humanity’s future. William Dafoe plays a grandfather who’s determined to save every baby. He names them the names of the week (Monday through Sunday). And teaches them to work in synchronicity to feign that they’re one person from school to adulthood in the workforce. They also have some hacking tech skills among them to make that happen. They make it to adulthood and work for a corporation. But when the totalitarian authorities start to catch on it’s a very dark and violent outcome. Let’s just say it’s not exactly a happy ending although at some points satisfying. When three over-muscled armed storm troopers come for seven determined chicks who’ve been training and planning for years imagine the mayhem. Yeah. Dead storm troopers. Most our girls got killed but they took their pound of flesh. I thought it was a cool flick.

    • Octopus says:

      Sounds suitably bleak. Put it on the list.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        I think you will like it. There’s more to the plot than what I said too so I’m not spoiling it for you. It is violent though. Chicks are featured but it’s no chick movie.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        The other great thing is when the sisters interact it’s so convincing they’re different people. They walk around the room and bitch at each other. I totally forgot it’s one actress. Really great work.

        • Octopus says:

          I watched “Monday” last night, and liked it, once I got through the first five minutes of Warmening/Population Bomb glurge. Rapace did a great job as the sisters. A tour de force performance.

  36. Octopus says:

    Honeymoon is over, kids. Ah, well. We’ll always have Chunky’s “Orange Hitler”-hysteria to chortle over. And Shrillary will NEVER be president!

  37. Arachne says:

    Bunk – check yur email…..

  38. Arachne says:

    This is hilarious:


  39. Octopus says:

    They’re coming for Jefferson now, as Trump predicted. Good effing grief, these horrible hatchlings. 😆

  40. TreBob says:

    With all the stupidity from the BLM, Antifa twits and armchair warrior Charles the flabby, here’s something to make you feel good about being a “Merican”:

  41. just poop says:

    when Charles says he had family members who narrowly missed the WTC I think he’s referring to the failed would-be hijackers who flunked out of flight school

  42. ISTE says:

    Going to be a fun night on Twitter..


  43. Octopus says:

    This was kind of hard to follow, but I got some good laughs. The world has gone off its nut,
    n’est-ce pas?

  44. Bunk X says:

    Best Twitter Typo Ever.

  45. Octopus says:

    This exists?! 😆

    Freaking awesome.

  46. Octopus says:

    Street Cred!

    You’re such an ass-toot, Chunky. 😆