Charles Johnson’s Mad Photoshop Skillz

Charles Johnson went on a rant last Thursday about the Trumps’ visit to Houston. Apparently POTUS & FLOTUS didn’t wade through the flooded streets, therefore he lied about visiting the destruction of Hurricane Harvey, even though he and his wife viewed it from the air. Johnson posted it on LGF and on Twitter at 11:59AM.

Five and half hours later, he reposted the Tweet, but something changed:

Johnson turned Melania into a wet t-shirt contest contestant with a cheap image effect and updated his bog post at 5:24PM. Who knows why.

A Throbbing Tweet™ is in order:

[h/t ISTE.]


163 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Mad Photoshop Skillz”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso being stupid. So what else is new? 😆

  2. Minnowredux says:

    Charles, you are such a detestable and untalented hack.

    And you always have been.

  3. dudebro says:

    Trump didn’t say he witnessed it “first hand”. Notice how chuckles didn’t include that in the quote. Of course the bottom feeders that infest the sewer aren’t bright enough to spot the difference.

  4. windbag says:

    Man, that’s some edgy stuff right there. Is he selling signed prints or is that for the next calendar?

  5. Octopus says:

    A l’il dancing is good for the soul. 🙂

  6. Octopus says:

    How do you go on living, Chunky? Why aren’t you taking up arms to oppose this evil? You are complicit, just by living in this country. Maybe you should go to Lisbon and be with Madonna? 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Peevish is as peevish does. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      You have to read the thread attached to this hysterical tweet, with the other libturds chiding Chunky for saying “now,” as if he just decided Trump was De Debbil this evening. Fatass gets all sweaty and cranky about it — in fact, he deleted a couple of his nastier replies. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        More peeve:

        I miss the days when you could only be one-upped by someone who was in your immediate vicinity, instead of by thousands of strangers.
        22 minutes ago

        Twitter: the world’s most powerful technological enabler of one-up-manship.
        27 minutes ago

        He is endlessly frustrated by his inability to control the thinking and comments of the Twitter horde. Why can’t he just ban everyone, as in days of yore? 😆

        • Octopus says:


          • Bunk X says:

            Goddamned Frank is one of the biggest jerks Ive seen, both in the Swamp and on Twitter. He tried his crap here under a different nic, and is one of the few who was so obnoxious he earned Permanent Ban Status on DoD.

          • Arachne says:

            Which one was he again when he was here. I think he was the one where I couldn’t even put the red pen back in the cupholder.

    • Bunk X says:

  8. Minnowredux says:

    Charles has a photo of flood water in Texas. It is a bird’s eye view. A house is shown. A boat is shown. We have no idea when the photo was taken (as if it matters……..). There is a title something to the effect that “Trump is helping Texans.”

    Charle’s brilliant response is that Trump is lying.

    Honestly, are people this effing stupid?

  9. Bunk X says:

    Here’s my take on the altered photo.

    I took a peek at the swamp’s front page, and there are a lot of photos that have been similarly altered with the “Painterly Effect” and manipulated color values, so it’s not a one time event.

    I’ll bet someone gave fatboy a cease-and-desist for posting others’ copyrighted photography without attribution, and rather than credit sources (where the true story likely appears) he opted to mess with the images to dodge photo searches and/or to claim authorship for the *ahem* artistic enhancements.

    It’s odd even for the pungent pudgy paranoid plagiarist. PPPPlol

  10. rightymouse says:

    This is what Octo mentioned above. Fatso went into a peevish snit on Twitter.

    • rightymouse says:

      • rightymouse says:

        I hate it when only part of the tweets are shown. This is what her response referred to.

      • dezes157 says:

        Chuck is seething with rage, he so badly wants to tell his antagonists to go fuck themselves, but has boxed himself in with them.
        Sweet irony, lol.

  11. rightymouse says:

    And he’s off and running this morning! Peevish as all get out. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    There are no numbers to crunch, Gus. As you surmise, this would be an economic disaster of monumental proportions. It would even help to excuse your chronic unemployment a bit. 😆

  13. ISTE says:


  14. rightymouse says:

    He’s still being poked. 😆

  15. rightymouse says:

    Maybe if you drank less booze, smoked less pot & worked harder to make something of your life, Gussy, you’d understand Ayn Rand and why folks believe in God and hard work.

  16. rightymouse says:


  17. Octopus says:

    Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
    –Thomas A. Edison

    Guess who spent Labor Day evening getting all fucked up and toasty? I mean, when you don’t have anything to get up for in the morning, why the Hell not? 😆

    3 hours ago
    Whatever! Yeah. Whatever.
    3 hours ago
    Mm girl.
    3 hours ago
    K’ Man.
    3 hours ago
    Oh shit again.
    3 hours ago
    Yeah girl.
    3 hours ago
    Oh damn.
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    This is beautiful.
    3 hours ago
    Whatever. It’s all good.
    3 hours ago

  18. Octopus says:

  19. Octopus says:

    Still gives me joy, this magical evening of schadenfreude. 🙂

  20. Octopus says:

    Scary Negros in Oakland? Muy racist!!1!

  21. Octopus says:

    Where did it start, Fatass? With Dubya, who you supported wholeheartedly for 8 years? Whose right-hand man was a black woman?

    Just curious on how you’d trace this idiocy, with your inimitable lack of scholarship and evidence. Maybe it was Nixon? 😆

  22. Minnowredux says:

    So, being that I WORK for a living, I haven’t been online much in the past few days. I am wondering – has the Left already decided that Hurricane Irma is Trump’s fault yet? Charles? Maybe you can educate us on this?


    And, now, I will return to my work – – you know, the thing that allows me to bill an exorbitant fee and pay oodles of $$ in taxes…..

  23. ISTE says:

    A rant on here because….

    Well because this is the only place I have not been banned from.

    Sept 5 (Reuters) – Inc on Tuesday launched Brown Sugar, the new subscription-video-on-demand service featuring what it calls the biggest collection of the “baddest” African-American movies for its prime members.

    Prime customers would receive a seven-day free trial to access the service at and on other devices paying $3.99 per month thereafter, Amazon said in a statement.

    The Brown Sugar website tagline describes itself as “a black explosion of hot chicks, cool cats and cult classics”. Its portfolio of movies include “Blacula”, “Black Caesar”, “Cotton Comes to Harlem” and “Foxy Brown”, among others.

    The announcement comes at a time when online video-streaming services like Netflix Inc and Amazon Prime are competing to gain traction among young viewers who are shying away from traditional television services.

    Brown Sugar, run by African-American TV network Bounce, would be available on Apple TV, Roku, Amazon Fire TV, Amazon Kindle and web browsers via

    I am really not getting this. Now Amazon are doing segregated movie channels.

    Fuck why not take it a stage further and give black people their own special seats at the back of a bus.

    How about giving black people their own space on beaches and their own restrooms? (Yes I lived and worked in South Africa in 1981. I worked with my co-workers but we shit, and pissed, and traveled and ate separate)

    Back to my ranting point. One of the best movies I ever saw was Cool Runnings Made in 1993. Based on a real story. The Jamaican Bob Sleigh team at the 1988 Olympics.

    Yes, we are a;; racist and NAZI but I bet if you watched the movie you would all be cheering for the black guys..

    1993 was different. A better world

  24. Bunk X says:

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  26. Octopus says:

    This kind of thing would never happen to Garage Boy, eh? 😆

  27. Octopus says:


  28. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Liberals rate the quality of their many abortions. Too stupid to use birth control she just fucks with her hole, makes life and then murders it. And then she’s proud of it. Disgusting piece of garbage.

  29. Octopus says:

    Heheh. She’s funny. 🙂

  30. Octopus says:

    Umm-kay. 😆

  31. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      So he’s going to drown his sorrows…

    • rightymouse says:

      **sigh** this is what I meant to post…

      • Octopus says:

        Because it’s a day ending in “y.” And I don’t have to work tomorrow. Or any day.

        • rightymouse says:

          And AngryBlackLady threw him to the curb. What’s a stoned, drunken, gimpy malcontent to do??

          • Pakimon says:

            I wonder what Gus said that made AngryBlackLady angry enough to unfollow him?

            It couldn’t be that he was flaunting his “white privilege”.

            After all, he’s unemployed, gimpy-legged and lives in a garage. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            He does have the privilege of pooping in the yard, as a free range wastrel. That’s something.

        • Minnowredux says:

          much as I do not like or respect Gus….. I do not think we should pick on him for his leg.

          just my opinion.

          • Octopus says:

            I actually get a kick out of Gus, with his tangents of liberal-baiting and nightly slides into oblivion. I’m glad he doesn’t live in my garage, but he’s a lot easier to like than Old Chunky McDumbth. As for the leg, I don’t know anything about it but what’s been said here and there, some kind of accident? Does anyone know the details?

          • Bunk X says:

            I’ll ditto that, Minnow.

            DoD once offered Gus a monetary collection to help with his medical costs years ago, but he balked. He was afraid we would “out” him. That was completely absurd paranoia instilled by Charles Johnson.

            The BRC could have doxxed him any time they wanted… but they didn’t.

          • Bunk X says:

            Gus slipped on some ice, fractured his leg or something, and didn’t have the scratch to go to a doctor. Leg got infected or maybe even gangrenous. He complained about it on LGF enough that other lizards started yelling at him to see a doctor. Once the pain passed a critical threshold, Gus wised up.

          • Bunk X says:

            It may have been prior to DoD that we offered a fund via The Mothership and Twitter DMs. Everyone at LGF ignored him.

          • Octopus says:

            Life can be a slippery slope, sometimes…

          • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

            Channeling Donald O’Conner?

          • rightymouse says:

            I’d feel more empathy for him if he had worked as hard to help himself as he did trying to get attention & sympathy. My 2 cents.

          • Octopus says:

            DoD once offered Gus a monetary collection to help with his medical costs years ago, but he balked. He was afraid we would “out” him.

            Out him as what, exactly? Gay? Nobody cares. A worthless stewbum? Dude, you tripped out of that closet long ago. What on Earth could we possibly disclose about him that would “hurt his reputation?”

          • Bunk X says:

            Wish I’d saved the DM convo. He was surprisingly civil, but he’d bought into CJ’s lie that we were all stalkers with evil intent. He thought we’d doxx him.

          • Octopus says:

            Okay, I admit it. I was going to call in a SWAT team raid on his garage. Damn, it would have been epic. 😦

      • Pakimon says:

        Sounds like someone has a gub’mint welfare check on the way. 😆

  32. rightymouse says:

    Has Pakimon weighed in on the possibility of Hurricane Irma slamming where he lives???

    • Pakimon says:

      The latest track has Irma going just to the east of Jacksonville about midday on Monday 9/11, following a similar track like Matthew did last year except closer to shore this time with higher winds..

      I’m going to hunker down (again) and hope for the best.

      Got water, potato chips, beer, rum and cake so as far as supplies goes, I’m set. 😀

      • rightymouse says:

        We’re going to be worrying and praying when Irma hits! 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          I’m going to be weathering the storm here in Michigan. You still have time to drive up, Pak. Gots beer, cake, potato AND corn chips, homemade cookies and a liquor cabinet full of surprises. Like Creme de Menthe — we could make Grasshoppers, and watch the Weather Channel. Maybe read some of Eichenwald’s Science Papers.

          • Bunk X says:

            There’s a slim chance that Irma will hit Culver City, so I’m thinking of setting up a GoFundMe page so the missus and I can escape to Michigan.

          • Octopus says:

            Watch out for the wildfires, earthquakes and mudslides until you reach the safety of Arizona. Then just watch out for marauding Chinese aliens.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Stock up on bacon and ass. Just saying. Stay safe!

  33. Octopus says:

    Indeed! 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    Love that these two losers are still sniping at each other!

    Icing on the cake, that Socialist Kook is still coming off as the “classy one.” 😆

  35. Octopus says:

  36. Octopus says:

    If only Great Key-Hoe-Tee was still around, to explain the frightening and confusing Science to us. Alas, we will not see his like again.

  37. Octopus says:

    • Arachne says:

      I see Fatso’s comprehension skills are at full strength today.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hey! Fatso! Why don’t you offer to take a DACA person into your apt./home/hovel like Cher did?

      • Octopus says:

        I can’t wait to see who Cher takes into her home. And other celebrities. Hilarity would ensue like we haven’t seen since, well, this:

  38. Octopus says:

    What part of “illegal alien” is the Left having difficulty reading? 😆

  39. Octopus says:

    This one goes out to all you DREAMers out there, who paid coyotes to transport them illegally into the USA…