If Charles Johnson Was Tippi Hedron

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102 Comments on “If Charles Johnson Was Tippi Hedron”

  1. Hi diddly ho, diadeadalinos

  2. Octopus says:

    It was really weird, man…

  3. Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip!! jar! says:

    In The Birds you really cared what happened to the beautiful Tippie. Hitchcock constructed the movie that way. He himself was inappropriately fascinated with her and as a young viewer I desperately wanted her to survive unscathed. Chunk OTH could get his eyes pecked out for all I care. LOL!

  4. Octopus says:

    I saw these HUGE ravens in Yosemite, playing a begging game with gullible humans. The guide we’d hired explained that the one raven would drag his wing as a sympathy ploy, hopping around the picnic tables, while the other one would pretend to be protecting/encouraging the “wounded warrior.” It worked like a charm, this routine, as humans tossed food and many sympathetic exclamations. The ravens gobbled up all the food and attention, and then flew off, no doubt to their palatial estate in the loftiest reaches.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Can’t sleep. Slept too much yesterday. HATE jet lag!

  6. rightymouse says:

    Tippi Hedren was/is beautiful. Daughter Melanie Griffith was too, until she ruined her face with plastic surgery.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Fatso still has a YUGE hard-on for Breitbart. Sad.

  8. dudebro says:

    Oh look! Daddy chuckles retweeted the bitchiest brown noser left! He noticed!!! Someone will be sleeping soundly tonight http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/891480818899484673

  9. rightymouse says:

  10. rightymouse says:

    Careful, Gussy. You may piss off Fatso. He’s a mental health expert, along with being an expert on everything else, dontcha know?

  11. Bunk X says:

    I was looking for something else. Honest.

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  14. Octopus says:

    For the millionth time, Fatass: leave the comedy to the professionals!

    You are ONLY funny when you’re trying to be serious. Here’s an example:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1! That’s funny shit, right there. Because you’re too big a pussy to say anything about Islam, which is a million times worse in every way from your adopted fringe-left standpoint. 😆

    • Trump is Teh Satan! Hit the tip!! jar! says:

      He’s also too big a pussy to actually say that to an actual Christian’s face.

    • Arachne says:

      More purchased likes. It’s really important to NoBuckChuck that his nasty disparagement of Christians be well received.

    • Arachne says:

      More purchased likes. It’s really important to NoBuckChuck that his nasty disparagement of Christians be well received.

      And while we were sleeping – NoBucksChuck finally went over the $7K mark in his massive fundraiser. Took him 26 months to do it. He’s learning that the “Anonymous” donations look odd and so he’s making up initials, etc. to do it. And always praising his work in taking down the GOP. Who has he taken down? What contribution has this idiot even made? All he does is steal other people’s work and tweet out the same bullshit over and over again, buying likes and retweets so he can appear relevant.

      What I’d like to know is who are the assholes who really are donating to this fake fund? Donate to St. Jude’s instead, assholes. They actually accomplish something significant.

  15. Octopus says:

    This NYU prof is going to be shitcanned, I believe. He’s shown a stubborn streak of rationality, which is unforgivable to the Left. Welcome to the Dark Side, prof!

    …later…

    I’m going to follow this guy for awhile, and see how he handles his banishment from the salon.

    • rightymouse says:

      He sounds fed up. Don’t blame him. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      The depth of leftist hypocrisy is amazing. When Twitter shadow banned or suspends the accounts of Milo Yiannopoulus, Chuck Johnson, etc., we are reminded by the Progressive Brown Shirts that Twitter is a private company, and that they have no obligations to allow equal time or to give everyone a forum; hence Milo and Chuck are banned for giving a bad movie review and using hyperbolic vernacular, while ISIS and BLM shitbags call for violence, assassination, riots, etc. and keep their Twitter accounts. Liberals, especially liberals like NoBucksChuck, wholesale block accounts because they know if the individuals and their ability to refute their bullshit ever got on their Twitter feeds, they’d get an ass-kicking they truly deserve.

      They applaud the removal from Twitter of anyone who doesn’t share their opinions, and happily retweet garbage and false statements (like the recent one by J.K. Rowling (still NOT deleted) that Trump refused to shake the hand of a child in a wheelchair) not only are not removed when the story is flat out refuted and proved to be false, Twitter does not take her to task for it. Spike Lee and Rosanne Barr both tweeted out the address for George Zimmerman in Florida. In Lee’s case, he got it wrong and an innocent couple was forced to flee their home. Twitter’s TOS require loss of account for publishing personal information. Yet Lee and Barr still have their accounts.

      HOWEVER, when Donald Trump blocks individuals using his PRIVATE personna account, not the POTUS Twitter account, the left jumps up and down, pointing their crooked little fingers and screaming FIRST AMENDMENT and demand he lose his account. First Amendment? Really? Private company, remember? You don’t have a right NOT to be blocked by Donald Trump.

      The supreme irony in all of this? Twitter is not growing. And consider the vast publicity that Twitter has received over the years. Investors are saying “no thanks.”

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      How is that word “milieus” pronounced?

      Help me out, Stalker Charles.

      • Arachne says:

        Millie – E -US! He thinks its a breed of donkey, probably.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Milyo. What do I win?

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          Milyos. Damn autocorrect. I win nothing and am thankful there is no fine.

          • rightymouse says:

            You’re doing just fine, darls. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            There’s also this one. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Then there’s “J’accuse”. 😆

          • Arachne says:

            I just realized in the “J’Accuse” video how NoBuckChuck the Fatso Fuck’s neck is wiggling like a Turkey – that’s FAT folks. Pure, unadulterated FAT. and look how far the back of his chair is from the table and his blue shirt is practically touching the edge!

            And that was 5 years ago. I am willing to bet he’s put on at least 30 lbs. a year since this video was made.

            I think it might be fun to contact his neighbor across the street and offer him 100 bucks for a photo of Lardass leaving his house.

          • ISTE says:

            A photo of Charles leaving his house would probably look like this.

            http://content.newsinc.com/jpg/415/29586901/24819387.jpg?t=1440203640

            🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            I shudder to think….

          • Minnowredux says:

            Charles is so unnaturally rigid and rehearsed in these videos. Just like the way he played his guitar.

            Boring.

          • KGB says:

            The thing that stands out to me is how beady and lifeless his eyes are. For a man who made the “arts” his living, he seems bereft of a soul.

          • Octopus says:

            Soulless noodling. It’s not just a guitar style. It’s his lifestyle.

          • Bunk X says:

            “Y’know the thing about Charles Johnson, he’s got… lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’… until he bites ya.”

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      He’s still bitter about Gore.

      Good, good. Let the hate flow through you … feel the Dark Side.

      And oh, BTW … you and your fellow travellers created the shitstorm that just ate you. Congrats! I have zero sympathy. Welcome to Reality. Buckle up, it sucks.

    • Emanuel Weinstein says:

      I discovered this guy a few years back. He’s an ex-professor of philosophy, and he knows his skat …

      Second, the nihilism, relativism, pseudo-science, and frequent political authoritarianism and dogmatism of the originally Continental alternatives: Existentialism, Marxism, deconstruction, and now “post-modernism.” Deconstruction, Bloom said, “is the last, predictable, stage in the suppression of reason and the denial of the possibility of truth in the name of philosophy.” The truly last stage, however, is the “post-modern” combination of Anglo-American sterility with the higher irrationalism of a politicized deconstruction, the kind of thing we find in Richard Rorty’s denial of philosophical, moral, or even scientific knowledge but affirmation of trendy leftist “solidarity.” This combination represents, as Bloom and how Emmanuel Faye have perceived, the appalling, terrifying, and tragically ironic adaptation of the philosophical foundations of Fascism, from people like Friedrich Nietzsche and Martin Heidegger, who both despised mere liberalism, to supposedly progressive political causes, replacing the Classical Liberal principles, now widely scorned by both left and right, of the Enlightenment foundations of liberal, free market democracy. Hence, one need hardly ask why students and scholars are more frequently directed to study the authoritarian Thomas Hobbes, a defender of political absolutism and judicial positivism, rather than the libertarian John Locke, one of the inspirations of the American Revolution, as he had been the apologist of the English Glorious Revolution (1688). Indeed, Locke is so widely ignored, that leftists often think of Hobbes as some kind of representative of liberalism and criticize the individualism of his “state of nature”! — even while breathing deep of his statism and authoritarianism [note]. Western academics and intellectuals have truly and heartily taken up the cause of totalitarianism, fallen from the dead hands of fascism and communism, with the same goals, through the same methods, namely, laws about speech, thought crimes, disarmament of civilians, political control of private property and private relationships, denigration of religion, political propaganda through state schools, the militarization of police, the destruction of the rule of law through discretionary powers given to executive officials and bureaucrats, the subversion of trial by jury, etc. etc. There are also new twists, like the distortion of civil rights law into a means of abolishing civil rights.

      There is so much more to enjoy …

      • I found this guy a few years back. He’s a retired professor of philosophy, and he knows his skat …


        Second, the nihilism, relativism, pseudo-science, and frequent political authoritarianism and dogmatism of the originally Continental alternatives: Existentialism, Marxism, deconstruction, and now “post-modernism.” Deconstruction, Bloom said, “is the last, predictable, stage in the suppression of reason and the denial of the possibility of truth in the name of philosophy.” The truly last stage, however, is the “post-modern” combination of Anglo-American sterility with the higher irrationalism of a politicized deconstruction, the kind of thing we find in Richard Rorty’s denial of philosophical, moral, or even scientific knowledge but affirmation of trendy leftist “solidarity.”

  16. Octopus says:

    Go Puddles!

  17. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-08-01/you-know-what-you-did-scaramucci-punked-email-spoofer-pretending-be-priebus

    The point is, Reince would have never sent that email. Because as Mooch says, you know what you did. IOW Reince is the leaker. I really wish they could’ve kept that guy Mooch. Brass Balls.

    • Bunk X says:

      Dropping f-bombs and defaming a predecessor’s mental status doesn’t work for me.
      OTOH, Priebus should have been ousted long ago.

  18. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Now this chick is good. She crushes the fake news fuckers and their idiotic Russia bullshit.

  19. Octopus says:

    https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs
    /nb/melissa-mullins/2017/07/30/feminist-flunks-dunkirk-mediocremen-only-film

    Double-facepalming this one. 😆

    Somebody mansplain centuries of history to this idiot, stat. Also, I’m looking forward to seeing this movie, now that I know it doesn’t have a PC/SJW ulterior motive. That’s so rare these days.

  20. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/08/01/beyonce-professor-kevin-allred-who-wished-someone-would-shoot-trump-rants-about-being-fired/?utm_campaign=twitchywidget

    Very funny episode, with “Beyonce Professor” taking a page from the Kathy Griffin playbook of stupid, and then whining like a little bitch after being fired by the college by which he’d just been hired. Classic. 😆

  21. Bunk X says:

    BBQ Sandwich tells me she has another easy peasy job offer for @Gus_802 but finds herself blocked from Twitter.

  22. Octopus says:

    When’s the last time you or Gus had an actual payday, which you could parlay into a payday lender’s high-interest but possibly necessary loan?

    • Arachne says:

      How? Please explain, NoBucksChuck, since you made this idiotic remark. I realize you were trying to sound clever.

      Hey, isn’t it time we left a “Comment” at Fatso’s Scam Fundraiser site?

  23. Octopus says:

    Oh, I get it. Because…Russian. Very clever. Did you ever think of writing for the Late Show?

  24. rightymouse says:

    Nope. You have the deadest eyes.

  25. rightymouse says:

    That was then. This is now. Times change. I thought you were a Progressive, not a Regressive.

    • Bunk X says:

      BFD. You were born not knowing how to speak at all, Gus.

      Let’s talk about the refugees from VietNam who were faced with death had they not escaped.

  26. ISTE says:

    Breaking news!!!!!!!

    For months I have been bitten by bed bugs. On my legs. calf and upper thighs. No other places on my body. To the point where I have weeping open sores on my legs and I was miserable. Washed and sprayed bed stuff. Flea bombed the place many times. Before bed sprayed my legs with DEET and put on sweatpants and tucked them into my socks to stop them nasty bed bugs getting to me while I was sleeping.

    Last night I discovered the sneaky little fuckers were living in my chair. They were munching on me BEFORE I went to bed not when I was in it.

    I am realistic. the battle of the bed bugs is not over yet but I had a victory. To be continued….

    • rightymouse says:

      CALO!!! Please get bug spray and vaporize ISTE’S apt. Kay? ?

      • ISTE says:

        The problem is the whole apartment complex needs doing at the same time.

        To make sure Calo never catches any nasty bugs from me I told her to strip naked and put her cloths in a trash bag and seal it when she visited. She is not stupid… LOL but I tried….

      • calo says:

        We’ve done that. I think we need a caulk gun to plug up any loose spots that allow the neighbors bugs wall access to his apartment. And, for ISTE to shut his windows and exterior doors before he goes to sleep.

        Houston is a buggy place. Tonight I squished a kitchen cockroach in my house. Blech.

        • ISTE says:

          I think Calo needs to do a thorough examination of me first. She needs to check every nook and cranny and dark damp places to make sure no bugs are taking refuge either in, or on, my body. Then once she is sure I am insect free she can do what she wants with the caulk gun to plug up my loose spots.

          I can but dream…..

          • Bunk X says:

            Bug bombs work on Houston roaches, and they disappear into the neighbors’ apartment until your neighbors set off their own. It’s like insect tennis.

          • ISTE says:

            I think you may have a valid point there Mr Bunk. I live in one of those two story apartment places. The one directly below me is empty. Also on the second floor the ones either side of me are empty. It looks like tender morsels of prime flesh are very lacking here at the moment so that may be why I am so popular with the indigenous wildlife currently.

            I am the only supply of fresh blood for the bedbugs in this part of the building and also the only provider of crumbs, leftovers, stinky socks and whatever else cockroaches desire in life. (Just had a scary thought… why are they called COCKroaches? I am sleeping with the light on tonight!!!!!!)

            The insect invasion I am currently experiencing is because of President Trump. It is definitely his fault.

            Before his inauguration all the apartments here were full, we pay monthly with cash or money order and the parking lot was overflowing. Many days I had to park on the street.

            Now there are plenty of apartments available, they are currently offering $99 first month rent and there are plenty of parking spaces in the lot when I get home from work.

            My small part of the USA has changed in the last few months…. I do not know if it is for the better or worse. I can park but I am spending $30-$40 per month in bug spray.

            .