Correction. It’s worse than he thought.

Recently we posted a graphic from web ranking site Alexa that shows Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs in steady and predictable decline. Today we realized that Alexa’s graph was a bit skewed for unknown reasons.

There is some oddness in that graph that we didn’t spot until today. The rows are not equal. They should be the the same between
<50k – 100k
<100k – 150k
<150k – 200k
<200k – 250k
but they’re not. Maybe it softens the blow to Johnson’s ego, but it’s not accurate. Here’s what we posted:

Here’s the same Alexa graph with the rows adjusted:

Don’t see it yet? How about a throbbing Alexa Graph?

What does this mean? It means that Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs is tanking faster than even Alexa is willing to admit.

Rock on, Charles. We love ya, man.

95 Comments on “Correction. It’s worse than he thought.”

  1. rain of lead says:


  2. Pakimon says:

    The only thing throbbing worse then that Alexa graph is Chunkles’ ass from chronic massive stinging butthurt. 😆

    • Dr. Matt says:

      “Stinging butthurt”….coming from a bunch of pathetic assclowns that have been obsessing over Charles for years. Yeah. Proceed.

      • Arachne says:

        Check it out, folks – Our favorite chew toy is back.
        Hey Matt – we’re not the one with a pathetic GoFundMe page calling ourselves “independent journalists” and actually believing we’re somehow taking down the Trump Presidency.

        We have jobs and sources of income. In fact, we pay for this place ourselves.

        And, um, give us a call when No Bucks Chuck stops jumping on the twitter feeds of conservatives so that when people respond HE in turn can complain about the big meanies piling up on him.

      • Arachne says:

        You know, we always know when we’re getting under No Bucks Chuck’s thin skin. He sends his asshole warmer over here to insult us.

        Dude, you don’t get it. We make FUN of him. Which is easy to do. So of COURSE we’re assclowns. That’s what this site is HERE for. We come here to shoot the shit, have some fun and have a laugh or two at the expense of a pretentious asshole who doesn’t even have the honesty to post a current picture of himself on Twitter. Hell, I have nothing against using avatars, etc., I use them them too – but if you’re gonna publish your PHOTO – it should be accurate; I mean, the babes are entitled to know he’s not a 51 year old athletic guy but a 300+lb. ponytailed has-been old enough to be on Social Security.

        But come back soon. We love hearing from you. Because when YOU show up, we know Fatso is having a snit fit about us.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Do you actually think by putting Dr. in your anonymous nic that anyone actually thinks you’re a doctor? That’s as crazy as Tweeting streams of fever inspired invective at the President of the United States every day.

        • Arachne says:

          He thinks because he and the Fat Man “play doctor” that he actually “are” one.
          Matt and Chunky like to play “hide the salami” Of course in Fatso’s case, the salami is pretty much already hidden.

      • Pakimon says:

        Looks like Matt has a developed a case of massive stinging butthurt as well.

        I think a prescription of this will help soothe his throbbing ass cheeks. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    ICYMI: Only an imbecile like Charles Johnson would get jazzed over this latest ridiculous bit of democrat Kubuki theatre. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Which was signed on by exactly ONE Democrat. ONE. Not even Mad Auntie Maxie-Pad signed on to it.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh look! I got to be on CSPAN.
      So the entire nation gets to see what an incredible idiot I am – and not just my constituents in the San Fernando Valley.

  4. Pakimon says:

    Is it just me or is Chunkles getting more and more stupid as time passes?

    I’m starting to think he’s got a tumor growing in his head that’s curtailing his higher brain function.

    Maybe an old gypsy woman put a curse on his jazzy ponytail and it’s sucking the intelligence right out of his skull. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    Every day, the Left has some new “Gotcha!” that’s going to bring Trump’s presidency down. Trouble is, for them, it’s a different new thing every day, because the one from the day before turned out to be nothing whatsoever. Schlichter addresses this textbook definition of insanity in this piece — it could have been addressed directly to Fatass, except nobody would waste their time writing to a non-entity like Chunky McDumbth. Except us, because we care. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    Think of the idiots clinging to the fence as libturds anxiously awaiting the imminent Trump impeachment, and the plane’s exhaust as reality knocking their dicks and butts in the dirt. It’s herd thinning at its finest. 😆

  7. rightymouse says:

    Have you looked in the mirror lately?

  8. Octopus says:

    Good Lord, man. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Deeper! Dude!

    • Minnowredux says:

      Charles, I think you had better review last night’s “piece” that you wrote on The Big Lebowski duder.



      Neww deewp shitw hasw comew tow lightw dudew.


    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      That was back in ’98 when you were just getting started with your RACIST HATE website. Ya know back when guns were cool. Shouldn’t you be protesting unPC scenes like this now Chunkles?

      Seriously only an idiot would call this brainless romp, a vehicle for some over-acting hams playing caricatures deep. So Chunk0 has outed himself as one of those immature doofuses you see online that tries to analyze the film as meaningful.

      • Minnowredux says:

        I’ll take three orders of “chaotic neutral”, hold everything else……….. oh, and a diet pop….

    • dezes157 says:

      The Big Lewbowski is almost as deep as Plan 9 from Outer Space.
      Go grab a bigger shovel moron.

  9. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    I followed some Twitterwarrior Theatre, what follows is some of the best racism and butthurt I’ve seen in a month (and that is saying something these days, LOL)

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Damn you Twitter. You gotta see the whole convo (it’s brief).

    • Minnowredux says:

      That should be appended to read “I’m just watching everyone else do the mining for me as I write the paychecks.”

      But…. a person with an IQ of 62 cannot comprehend that side of things.

  10. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    A steady drumbeat is pounding down to the truth about the Demoncraps and other Deep State swamp scum’s planned ratfuckery against Trump and team.

    And the average American is onto the whole lying scheme.

    And idiot Chunk0 made a conscious choice to leave the good guys and join the ratfuckers which cratered his website. What a douche nozzle.

  11. windbag says:

    Chuckles had a window of opportunity and pissed it away. What a fool. Anders Osborne speaks of that.

  12. rightymouse says:

    Hi darlings! Hubby and I leave for Thailand tomorrow so I’ll be out of commission for a bit.

  13. ISTE says:

    Today I told a really hot chick I have been chasing for years that she looked very old and wrinkly and the only cure to it was loads of hot sweaty sexual stuff,

    It didn’t work.

    My nose is not the same shape as it was but they told me it will heal.

    They asked me :who hit you? Do you want to file charges?

    No charges filed… 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Good try, me man. You never know what’s going to work. It’s definitely a numbers game. 🙂

      • ISTE says:

        I will keep trying!

        • Octopus says:

          You will succeed and possess all the hot sweaty monkey love a good Englishman can handle, in a humid climate. Mad-dogs and Englishmen — you’ve got a nose for it. 🙂

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      You said “loads” Heh heh. Heh heh

  14. Octopus says:

    Chunky thinks this is clever. 😦

  15. Pakimon says:

    Why has the rotund ponytailed Twitterwarrior suddenly stopped honking about the Trump Jr. e-mail scandal that was going to get Trump impeached and tossed out of office?

    Just yesterday he was clapping his fat hands together, sending clouds of Cheetos dust flying everywhere and squealing about how “THIS IS IT!!!111 TRUMP IS DOOMED!!!!!!!11!” and now…. nothing.

    I’ve got to hand it to the Chunkster.

    His mind-boggling obtuseness to the fact that he’s making a complete fool of himself virtually every single day is a wondrous and hilarious spectacle to behold. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      He does present quite a hilarious figure of fun, standing shivering in his wet diaper while screeching about the Impeachable Offense O’ The Day. Every day something new, or else a Rest Day like today, where he just whines and tries to make jokes to cover his flabby nakedness. Tomorrow, he and Olbie will surely have the Final Evidence! 😆

    • dezes157 says:

      Bottom feeders like Chuck are cheap opportunists, truth, integrity and honesty never enters his mind.
      Punks like Chuck are perfectly happy to get thousands of people killed for a few blog hits.

  16. Octopus says:


    • Minnowredux says:

      Charles, you truly are an ignoranus….

      -stupid AND an asshole.

    • Arachne says:

      And of course, he can give no example of this. But LOOK at all the likes. Using that GoFundMe money to buy yourself popularity?

  17. Bunk X says:

  18. Octopus says:

    “A real Indian can defeat a fake Indian.” 😆

    This guy could end Fauxcahontas, if he plays his race cards right. Sent her a DNA test for her birthday, which she returned. Why, Lizzie? Why not find out the truth?

    Popcorn. 🙂

  19. Octopus says:

    Evergreen Student: ‘This School Seems To Focus So Much On Race That It Is Actually Becoming More Racist’

    More popcorn, please! 😆

    If the shitshow happening at Evergreen isn’t a microcosmic joke about every left-wing revolution that’s ever happened, I don’t know the name of Chunky’s cruel ex-love interest who stiff-armed him and left a permanent mark. It’s too classic for words.

  20. Arachne says:

    Any comment from No Bucks Chuck over revelations that his former butt buddy Neal Rauhauser’s butt buddy (and therefore Fatso’s butt buddy according to the Culver City Fatman Code of Association) Brett Kimberlin is implicated in a scheme with that Chalupa toad from the DNC to smear Trump?

    Care to comment Fat Boy? Because didn’t you have to change your Twitter handle to hide your association with Rauhauser?

    • Bunk X says:

      “I can neither confirm nor deny that I met with whom I met.” -Yoni Ariel, aka Jonathan Scwartz

      “I didn’t do it because you didn’t see me do it.” -Bart Simpson

  21. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Oops, He “Forgot!” Also at That Trump Tower Meeting With Donald Trump Jr.: A Former Soviet Spy……
    7 minutes ago

    And they then colluded for 20 minutes. This is obviously why Shrillbeast lost.

    • Arachne says:

      Really, Fatso? Would you like to prove that (1) Don Jr. knew he would be there; (2) that he knew that he was a former spy and that (3) he gave any information.

      The story’s a non-starter, Fat Boy. But keep beating that dead horse. Next knock on your door is going to be PETA.

  22. Minnowredux says:

    So Charles, how’s that “I’m a Social Justice Warrior – Fuck Yeah” thing going for ya fatass?

  23. rightymouse says:

    Morning from Bangkok! We were able to finally get some sleep after 30 hours of travel since early Friday. Had fried rice & dim sum for breakfast. 🙂 HEAVEN!

  24. Bunk X says:

    Three episodes into “Better Call Saul” and the missus and I are pleased.

  25. Bunk X says:

  26. windbag says:

    Uh oh. Something else is in need of a correction.

    From the report’s conclusion:

    “The conclusive findings of this research are that the three GAST data
    sets are not a valid representation of reality. In fact, the magnitude of
    their historical data adjustments, that removed their cyclical
    temperature patterns, are totally inconsistent with published and
    credible U.S. and other temperature data. Thus, it is impossible to
    conclude from the three published GAST data sets that recent years
    have been the warmest ever –despite current claims of record setting

    The article’s money quote: “In short: The evidence has been falsified.”

  27. Pakimon says:

    My… looks like Gus woke up feeling peevish.

    Perhaps it’s his upcoming eviction “mandatory relocation” that he was complaining about recently is coming up faster than he expected.

    Protip: You can find some nice large sturdy cardboard boxes behind The Home Depot or other appliance outlet. 😆

  28. Pakimon says:

    The following tweet sounds an awful lot like a washed up old fraud farting out alarmist and inane rhetoric to lay the groundwork to panhandle for “donations” from imbecilic and gullible moonbats. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Even Snopes is in full retreat from the type of bullshit rhetoric constantly sniveled out by the fat ponytailed dickhead and eagerly lapped up by his handful of imbecilic followers.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s amazing! Just when I thought Snopes had gone full retard/libturd, they pop out this beast. Good on ’em!

        Just added a new state to my list of states visited — South Dakota. Lots to see here, but first I need a nap. Later!

  29. ISTE says:

    I am really glad the USA is talking to Russia. I do not really care who is talking to whom. I remember my childhood. Instant death from Russia with only four minutes warning. As a young child I should NOT have known what Iodine tablets were and where to get them from.Doing research looks like I was FOUR years old when I was told what the pills were and why I had to take them “if something happened” 1962 Cuban missile crisis.

    Fuck the 2017 snowflakes. We need to be best buddies with Russia.

    • ISTE says:

      USA had a 1951 Turtle.

      • Minnowredux says:

        ISTE, I couldn’t agree more. I turned sixty earlier this year and we had the same drills when I was growing up (back in kindergarten and 1st grade). Talk about thinking through the concept of “safe space” that actually meant something and not because someone “offended” you.

        The children out protesting, rioting and trashing every thing they can get their hands on need their asses kicked. In lieu of that, they need to be shipped off to the penitentiary for five years where they can truly learn about what matters in life and what doesn’t.

        These spoiled brats do not have a fucking clue.

        And Charles, by the content of his daily spewfest of sheer stupidity indicates to me that he is no better than the pukes on the street EXCEPT that he has less conviction and is too much of a chickenshit to leave the safety of his gated community.

        People like that make me sick.


        And oh yeah, God Bless our troops.

        • Bunk X says:

          Down to the “safe hallway,” kneel with your face to the wall with your hands protecting the back of your head. Yeah, I remember that drill, too.

  30. Bunk X says: