The Decline is in full tilt mode.

Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs got a spike in popularity a few months ago for unknown reasons, but it was short-lived. Might have been an echo from the POTUS inauguration, but that was then and this is this.

What happened after the spike in traffic in late January, and the crash of late May? Was it a self-promotion gimmick that kept it level for three months? I suppose it doesn’t matter, because Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs is still on the predictable trajectory despite the graphic plateau. LGF fell off the mesa and is heading for The Mojave.

Last time we checked, LGF had a global rank of 168,689 and a US rank of 50,248. Rock on, Charles. You’re awesome.

175 Comments on “The Decline is in full tilt mode.”

  1. curioussmirker says:

    Once upon a time there was interesting content on LGF. Nowadays…

    • Bunk X says:

      A few years ago it was kinda amusing to take a dive in The Swamp. With the proper equipment and enough disinfectants one could always find a gem two in the sludge, but the fun people are all gone. Where is Obdicut? Ludwig? Asswhistle & Jimmah? Hell, I don’t think Gusano even posts there any more – he’s too busy distilling Kiwi Shoe Polish for aperitifs.

      Ah, good times.

  2. Bill Svard says:

    At some point this fatso will have to update his pic. And then we will all have a laugh!

    • Bunk X says:

      He doesn’t have the cojones. All his benefactors that he backstabbed will mock him forever.
      On the other hand, someone somewhere is eventually going to spot him in public and post the photo.

  3. Pakimon says:

    This what it’s like to watch a rotund ponytailed blogger/Twitterdickhead come apart at the seams. 😆

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Thanks for being specific Chunky. We uh know exactly what you mean uh….I guess.

      • Bunk X says:

        The FDA has collapsed. NSA no longer exists. NASA is kaput. The Pentagon is merely a two dimensional shape studied in trig & geometry, except that the Department of Education is gone, so it’s only a pagan symbol. Charles, you’re a bloviating mess.

  4. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Chunky can’t hide the decline. Maybe it’s because of the riveting hard hitting journalism he’s doing on Twitter. Such as recommending two decade old movies.

    Another movie you should never start watching unless you’re ready to watch to the end: The Shawshank Redemption. One of the all-time greats.
    10 hours ago

    Seems racist and amoral. A white double murderer ex-banker gets preferential treatment in jail because he helps the warden and his goons launder illegal money. And in the end the mass murderer escapes, steals the wealth and becomes an illegal criminal hiding out in Mexico.

    The black character is in for drug smuggling.When the black guy gets out at the end he can’t support himself so he seeks out the white guy who got away with murder, thievery, treachery and illegal immigration and becomes dependent on him. No role models there for black sons of Obungle.

    Chunky enjoys himself a good white supremacist fantasy flick. No wonder Chunky thought it was OK to steal the band’s car from George Duke when he left the band . And then proclaimed that it had been a loan. Then never paid the loan.

  5. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Big yuuge story yesterday from the NY times about the Trump campaign. Apparently they were approached by a Russian with debate questions in advance and took the meeting. Oh wait I think I have that mixed up with a different campaign.

    Anyway here’s a good story about arch-criminal James Comey committing numerous felonies.

    Hard hitting independent journalist and ace cub reporter er rather…face chub reporter Chunky McFlabb0 has not seen this story and is still sleeping off last night’s debauched orgy of Cheetos, Mt. Dew and amoral ’90s movies. His latest breaking retweeted news is the NY Times massive revelation that Trump Jr. met with some Russki lawyer, got bored and left. Way to follow the TOP STORIES Chunk!! Keep this up and you may get another $10 GoFundMe donation.

    RT @tribelaw: It doesn’t matter. Attempted theft of a presidential election in collusion w/ Putin is a serious felony and a high crime agai…
    12 hours ago
    RT @chrislhayes: Trump associates who’ve offered on-the-record or *under-oath* falsehoods about meeting w Russians Pence Flynn Sessions Ku…
    12 hours ago

    • rightymouse says:

      Comey is a lying weasel.

    • Octopus says:

      Makes me sad to see Mandy Nagy’s pretty face on the masthead at LI, all these years after her severe stroke. She did a lot of good work over there. I hope she’s doing okay.

      • Bunk X says:

        Mandy took a lot of vicious abuse from Charles #fuckface Johnson and his buddy Rauhauser. Both still have active Twitter accounts. Those attacks are why Charles emptied (but didn’t cancel) his @Lizardoid account.

  6. Octopus says:

    “Goddammit, we have the Narrative all storyboarded out, and you WILL find the evidence to support it, cub reporters from Hell.” 😆

    They have a fever, and the only cure is more Russian cowbell.

    • rightymouse says:

      OMG. Is he still going on about this nothingburger??

    • Arachne says:

      Let’s see — this would be the New York Times that reported that Comey was fired for requesting more funding for the Russia Investigation? The New York TImes that claimed the Deputy AG was going to resign?

      By the way, since when is meeting with a Russian LAWYER (not a government official) with damaging information on Clinton problematic for Trump? Wasn’t Clinton’s DNC using their operatives to write up fake dossiers?

  7. rightymouse says:

    Wonder what the page views are today? And poor, poor Sharmuta. 😆

    • Octopus says:


      “I’m so sorry, Charles.”

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Did I say stories broke? I meant cut and pasted. The broke part is my GoFundMe account. And that big one I ripped on the couch which now has to be shampooed and dry-cleaned. Or burned.

      – Pasty Face McJohnson, Independent Chub Faced Reporter for the Culver City Couch Report Gazette

    • just poop says:

      oh Andrea, we sure do miss you and your slobbering all over Charles.
      then he gave you the cyber bukkake and kicked you to the cyber curb

  8. rightymouse says:

    Bet all 5 posters have ad blockers now. 😆

  9. rightymouse says:

    I wonder what happened to Cato was a bit of an arsehole.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      He went off in a huff when Octo was a BIG JERK to him.

      • rightymouse says:

        😆 😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        No, that was the other guy, who wrote for his local weekly shopper and thought he was God-King Pulitzer. Can’t recall his name, but he stuck around LGF long after everyone sane was banned or fled. I wasn’t that big a jerk to him, either — he got mad because I commented on one of his comments, and he didn’t feel my comment was necessary. Frustrated journalists are all peevish, I’ve noticed. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Remember Walter Newton, aka Zeus Crankypants? Yeah, he didn’t like me. That’s okay, my dog loves me. And some other people.

          He was entertaining in his way, though definitely cranky-pantsed. Some have used the term, “dickish.” Here are some things:

          Chunky brought down the ban-stick!

          Walter had some good posts here, before he flounced off in a hissy.

          I don’t believe Cato ever showed up here, but I could be wrong. If he did, it was under another nic. Unless I’m wrong about that, too.

          • ISTE says:

            LOL, there was an interesting story behind that episode.

            I wish I could remember it! 🙂

          • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

            I referred to him as Walter E. Newman. Ha! He was passionate but when he began posting his articles here I might have expressed my displeasure.

          • OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

            Cato was a cocksucker, and not the good kind.

            Did I say that? Yes, yes, I did.

          • Bunk X says:

            Cato did indeed show up here, but he hated Daedalus too much and couldn’t keep it civil.

          • rightymouse says:

            Bunk. I remember bits of that and he was rather nasty.

          • Bunk X says:

            Rightymouse– In those days this place was a halfway house, an opportunity for The Banned to have their last say, the Final Flounce, the last word, a decompression from the claustrophobia and censorship of Charles’ Swamp. Some stayed, others moved on. Cato The Elder was one of the latter.

        • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

          You’re right I was thinking of Walter Newton, Crankypants here. It was clearly a misunderstanding which you tried to explain. But he would have none of it!

          • Bunk X says:

            Zeus Crankypants, aka Walter, was an honored guest for a while and contributed some interesting stuff before he eventually moved on. Charles was pissed when he saw him posting here, and that’s enough for me.

          • Octopus says:

            Zeus did have some decent posts, as linked to above. He had a little Paranoid Floyd in him, too. Not sure he understood this blog’s mocking mission. You can’t take it too serious-like.

    • just poop says:

      last I recall that fat fucker cato the elder AKA Ned from Baltimore was still sulking that his smelly ass and his loveable but also smelly puppy were kicked out of a safeway

  10. rightymouse says:

    Stalker blog? What stalker blog?

    • Minnowredux says:

      Actually, you probably ARE hurting for money or you wouldn’t have opened a GoFundMe page for your sorry ass blog.

      Oh – you know the one I mean Charles…. the account where you have made a whopping $3500 in the past four years or whatever it has been!

      Some of us shit out $3500 before lunch on a good day.



    • Arachne says:

      You may not have been hurting for money in 2009 (I think at that time, the stalker blog was still the Mother Ship, Blogmocracy which had actually just come into existence a few months earlier) — but I bet you’re hurtin’ NOW, No Bucks Chuck. You hadn’t completed all your bannings by October 2009 and you still had enough blog hits so that advertising revenue was still probably rather high. You were certainly not ranked at 53,000 nationally and 220,000 globally – I’m willing to bet you were still in the top 500 in the U.S.

      But now, dude – you’re hurtin’ And you were hurtin’ then too – you don’t bitch about PayPal donations not being up to snuff if the advertising revenue is more than paying for your website. In fact, kindly explain the dichotomy – if the advertising revenue is sufficient, why ARE you bitching about PayPal?

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        He clearly expected his flab flop to the left to be rewarded with an infusion of new left wing registrants just quivering with excitement and delight that the great and powerful Charles Johnson is now finally on their side. A very, very foolish assumption.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        I have an olive mothership T-shirt from long ago after getting the ban stick. I lurk there sometimes but don’t opine.

    • OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

      That’s the blog the fat stalker never reads.

  11. rightymouse says:

    When was the last time we gave out a ‘Milyo Award’?

    • Bunk X says:

      Last time? It was when the BRC was still tracking LGF’s Greatest Hits. Charles has had no hits to speak of since the last vote.

      Of course, that could change.

  12. Octopus says:

    Gus retweeted this whopping gem:


  13. Octopus says:

    What a dolt she is! Even her writers can’t make her sound smart or witty. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    This version and video have a lot going for them, imho. Not to be a stoner all the time, but every time I see Santana I recall the time I went to his concert at Pine Knob Amphitheater tripping on LSD. That was an experience. Are you experienced? 😉

  15. Octopus says:

    This song reminds me of some early David Bowie. And that’s not all bad.

  16. Octopus says:

    The Russian Collusion Myth takes another bullet. Chunky hardest hit. DEATH THREAT!!1! 😆

  17. Bunk X says:


  18. Octopus says:

    “The bombshells.” 😆

  19. Bunk X says:

    Downstairs Rightymouse linked to this story of child abuse, and it reminded me of another. Dorian “Doc” Paskowitz was a surfer and forced his wife and nine kids to live in a camper. Here’s a link from the NYT. His wife was just as evil, if not more so. She didn’t protect her own children.

  20. dezes157 says:

    Chuck has had one of his gulag tools taken from him, so fatty stomps his hoofs.

  21. Octopus says:

    Sneaking up on a story in Colorado!

  22. Bunk X says:

  23. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      His other greatest trick was convincing Shrillary there was no way she could lose the election to Donald Trump. OH SNAP! 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    Michael Mann is going down in flames, in Canadian court. Along with him and his fake data goes the rest of the Warmening Boondoggle. Oh, it will still take years to stomp this bullshit down, but this is huge. Or, “yuge,” depending on where you live.

    Breaking: Fatal Courtroom Act Ruins Michael ‘Hockey Stick’ Mann


    Likely Repercussions for Science & Climate Policy

    A bitter and embarrassing defeat for the self-styled ‘Nobel Prize winner’ who acted as if he was the epitome of virtue, this outcome shames not only Michael Mann, but puts the climate science community in crisis. Many hundreds of peer-reviewed papers cite Mann’s work, which is now effectively junked. Despite having deep-pocketed backers willing and able to feed his ego as a publicity-seeking mouthpiece against skeptics, Mann’s credibility as a champion of environmentalism is in tatters.

    But it gets worse for the litigious Penn State professor. Close behind Dr Ball is celebrated writer Mark Steyn. Steyn also defends himself against another one of Mann’s SLAPP suits – this time in Washington DC. Steyn boldly claims Mann “has perverted the norms of science on an industrial scale.” Esteemed American climate scientist, Dr Judith Curry, has submitted to the court an Amicus Curiae legal brief exposing Mann. The world can now see that his six-year legal gambit to silence his most effective critics and chill scientific debate has spectacularly backfired.

  25. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Here’s an awesome full point-by-point defense of Trump’s determination to exit the Paris Climate charade as a bad deal for the US. The Preezydunce of MIT sent a letter out to his school in response citing all of the now pathetic hysterical and debunked talking points why this was so teddible, teddible. This piece by a group of scientitsts from the excellent WUWT is the refutation to that.

    We would be having so much fun if Lewdy were still around on LGF. He was already on an emotional roller coaster about the growing number of real scientists questioning the climate nonsense. And that was what, five years ago or more? Chunky’s no fun since his idea of argument is to call anything questioning proggy doctrine “unhinged” or to tell people to fornicate with themselves.

    • Octopus says:

      I sure wish Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer was around today, to hash over the recent climate catastrophes. We would really have some fun with that. 😆

      Fatass just refers to ancient libturd talking points about climate — doesn’t even try to discuss the real data.

  26. rightymouse says:

    I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard….

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      It is comical. They want to give Obungle credit now after having ignored and then underestimated them for years while in office? When Bush left office they were down to 700. During Obungle they grew to 30,000+. Trump takes office and they’re thrown out of Mosul. Chunk0 displays classic liberal delusion at it’s weirdest.

      CIA Director: ISIS Has Grown 4,400 Percent Under Obama

      Islamic State group’s flagIslamic State group’s flag is seen in an area after Kurdish troops known as peshmerga regained control of some villages west of the oil-rich city of Kirkuk, 180 miles north of Baghdad, Iraq / AP

      BY: Adam Kredo Follow @Kredo0
      November 18, 2015 3:07 pm

      CIA Director John Brennan has admitted that the Islamic State terror group has grown by around 4,400 percent during President Barack Obama’s tenure in office, according to remarks delivered in a speech.

      The Islamic State (also known as ISIS or ISIL) was “decimated” and had around “700 or so adherents left” during former president George W. Bush’s term in office, according to Brennan.

      The CIA has found that the Islamic State currently has anywhere from 20,000 to 31,500 fighters operating across the Middle East.

      The Islamic State “was, you know, pretty much decimated when US forces were there in Iraq. It had maybe 700-or-so adherents left. And then it grew quite a bit in the last several years, when it split then from al Qaeda in Syria, and set up its own organization,” Brennan said.

      American Enterprise Institute scholar Marc Thiessen noted in a recent dispatch on Brennan’s remarks that this translates to around a 4,400 percent growth.

      “This means that, by the CIA’s own estimate, ISIS has grown on President Obama’s watch from just 700 fighters to between 20,000 and 31,500 fighters,” Thiessen wrote on the organization’s website, citing figures from the CIA. “That is an increase of between 2,700 and 4,400%.”

      Additionally, Brennan disclosed in his remarks “that the Obama administration had underestimated the ISIS threat,” according to Thiessen.

      “The Obama administration failed to recognize that ISIS had developed the intent and capability to strike the West,” he wrote. “It built its anti-ISIS strategy on a false premise—that ISIS was focused on building a caliphate in Iraq and Syria and not on carrying out external attacks against the U.S., its interests and its allies.”

    • Octopus says:

      That’s frickin’ hilarious! Talk about Orwellian. Bizarro World. Only a complete lunatic who’s been in a lockdown, no news-asylum for the past 8 years would believe such poppycock. Or…Chunky McDumbth. He’ll eat and/or believe anything.

  27. Octopus says:

    Here’s the Real Story:

    Here’s the Fake News Spin, as retweeted perfunctorily by Garage Boy:

    Wow, indeed. Didn’t bother reading the real story, didja? 😆

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      It looks to me like he was told at best the Russian gov’t wanted to support Trump. So Don Jr.’s like OK sez you. Watcha got? A nothing burger about a nothing burger. Can I have some imaginary air fries with that?

    • rightymouse says:

      Rush just talked about this on his radio show. Don Jr. beat the idiots in the MSM at their own game. 😆

  28. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Gorka crushes Fake News CNN dim bulb Camerota.

    “The amount of time you spend in desperation on a topic that has plummeted you to 13th place in viewership ranking across America, more people watch Nick at Nite cartoons than CNN today,” Gorka said.

    “Our ratings are doing just fine,” Camerota said. “If you want to go there, our ratings are doing just fine.”

    “Nick at Nite is [in 11th place],” Gorka said. “More people are interested in cartoons!”

    • Octopus says:

      Ouch! 😆

      “Our ratings are doing just fine.” Yes, they are, if you’re a local cable access station running yoga programs for the elderly. Humming right along!

  29. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Now this is big news. Blithering idiot gets three book deal!

  30. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Trump Jr’s emails openly state the meeting was “part of Russia and its govt’s support for Mr. Trump.” Boom.
    11 minutes ago
    Coming soon: Trump will claim Donald Trump Jr. was adopted, and they never really got along anyway.
    18 minutes ago
    Such transparent bullshit.…
    21 minutes ago
    “Scheduling conflict” LOL…
    22 minutes ago
    You know it’s bad when Republicans revert to baby talk.…
    27 minutes ago
    Smoking Gun Time: Donald Trump Jr. Posts Emails on His Russia Meeting
    27 minutes ago
    Is Trump Jr. really so disconnected from reality that he thinks the emails he released exonerate him?!
    1 hour ago

    Chunk is majorly geeked on Don Jr.s sinister ties to Russia! Slow down there Chunk0! That old ticker hasn’t seen this much excitement since Breitbart hacked Weiner’s wiener.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, Fatso, the conclusion of everyone with an IQ above room temperature have come to the conclusion that there is nothing ILLEGAL about what he did.

      By the way, Fats – you DO realize that there is no such thing as a “Crown Prosecutor” of Russia? Because, uh, well, not a monarchy.

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s perseverating on this nothingburger today is positively Weiner-esque. Keep going, Fatass! There’s a menuboard in here somewhere, with a dollop of Russian caviar on it. 😆

  31. Arachne says:

    Oh my….guess the MSM must have MISSED this. God knows Fatso did.


  32. Arachne says:

    Watching No Bucks Chuck thrashing around and attempting to be the arbiter of meaning on a news story is so pathetic. He’s no more a “journalist” than I am. In fact he hasn’t any more stature on the Webz that anyone else with a website and a Twitter account. Even less, really –
    Gateway Pundit, Twitchy, Breitbart, Ben Shapiro and the others he snots at in order to get attention have greater presence. He’s ignored by the big boys. Talk radio has no use for him – hell the last mention he ever got was, I think, 2010 by Glenn Beck for being a lying asshat. That was seven years ago.

    Now all he can do is hope and pray a nobody like Bob Cesca, who doesn’t even have a LIVE podcast, to ask him to call in and co-host. Sure he gets followers, apparently, likes and retweets, but the pattern makes no sense. Dopey shit gets 157 likes? I still think he’s buying them. He’s dying to hit that 7K mark again, forgetting that he was retweeted because his statement was assinine.

    • Bunk X says:

      “Lesbian Amputee Dwarf Porn” gets more hits than “Little Green Footballs.” Just sayin.’

  33. rightymouse says:

    Shia LeBeouf loses his s**t on a black cop. What an asshole.

    • Octopus says:

      More racist, sexist and misogynist than Mel Gibson’s drunken episode by far. Because he’s anti-Trump, though, Hollywood will circle the wagons and protect him. What a piece of merde this guy is, though. 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    In other news, an old girlfriend and featured performer on DoD has been unjustly arrested after apparently being overserved by irresponsible staff. It’s so hard to find good help. 😡

    We love you more than ever, girl. Way to stick up for your friend! 😆

    Sing a little Winehouse, in honor of alcohol…

  35. rightymouse says:

    Gussy retweets this dude:

    Twitter bio:

    “McCain & Kasich strategist. @CNN contributor. ” 😆 😆

  36. Octopus says:


    Chunky thinking: “This will really add some gravy-toss to my timeline. Everyone knows and respects the great Keith Olbermann.”

    • Arachne says:

      Nothing there Fatso. He took a meeting. So did a Beastie surrogate. With the Ukrainians, who actually put out a phony smear campaign on her behalf. Oh yeah, AND a fake dossier.

    • Pakimon says:

      I see Olbermann’s still going with the “farting in a crowded elevator and praying nobody realizes it was him” look.

      That’s it, Olby! Just keep looking straight ahead while everyone else coughs and fans their faces in disgust! 😆

  37. Minnowredux says:

    Has Keef UberDumbass ever been laid?

    Okay. Unfair question…..

    Hey Keef…..

    • Bunk X says:

      His right hand always has a headache on 12th Grade Cheerleaders Video Night.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually it appears it has, if the snotty remarks his ex-girlfriends make about him have any merit. For the record, they all seem to agree that the Uberdick is not the owner/operator of an uberdick, if you get my meaning.

      Which is probably why No Bucks Chuck finds in him a kindred spirit.

  38. Pakimon says:

    By “whacked out bombshell story”, Chunkles means the revelation that the Trump Jr. e-mail brooha is just another in a long line of fake news nothingburgers.

    The way the Media is churning out those nothingburgers, they may as well start a fast food franchise. 😆

  39. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Video: Stephen Colbert as Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner
    10 hours ago

    Just what you’d expect from a lazy begger fatso pretending to be an internet “independent journalist” who needs your donations because “Hey, these Trump insults aren’t going to make up themselves!” Working hard watching late night comedy skits and then sleeping in.

    Meanwhile our President is up early working for the American people while Chubb0 snoozes.

    The W.H. is functioning perfectly, focused on HealthCare, Tax Cuts/Reform & many other things. I have very little time for watching T.V.
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 12, 2017

    And fighting back.

    My son Donald did a good job last night. He was open, transparent and innocent. This is the greatest Witch Hunt in political history. Sad!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 12, 2017

    Why aren’t the same standards placed on the Democrats. Look what Hillary Clinton may have gotten away with. Disgraceful!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 12, 2017

  40. Octopus says:

    I like Miley a lot. Ymmv. 😉

  41. Octopus says:


    Fatass Feverishly Fishing™

    Keep going, Chunky! You’ll get to the bottom of this Russian thing soon, I know it. When you hit bottom, you will keep digging, like the biggest naked mole rat in the world.

  42. Octopus says:

    The only real Russian collusion is on the Left, and the elites of that godforsaken gang know it. The semi-useful idiots like Chunky are clueless about everything.

    • Arachne says:

      There is verifiable collusion on the left vis-a-vis Ukraine. And there is every indication that that decrepid slug from the U.K. who initiated all this may very well have been trying to set Donald Jr. up using mutual acquaintances.

      I wonder… the fact of the Ukranian collusion and the dirty tricks being pulled by the DNC and Beastie the REAL reason they didn’t want the FBI looking at their server after it was supposedly “hacked”?

      And by the way, Jullian Assange STILL insists that he did not receive the DNC emails from the Russians and has broadly hinted that it was a disgruntled staffer at the DNC, even go so far as a “wink, wink” re Seth Rich. I recall Assange becoming outraged over Rich’s murder.

      • Octopus says:

        Those DNC emails were leaked by a Berniebro enraged by the conspiracy to push Shrillary to the nomination despite her rottenness. I’d bet a million dollars on it. 😆

  43. Octopus says:


    Douche-Nozzle Labeouf is full of piss and vinegar! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s got serious, serious issues. Needs rehab for a long time! Where’s his family??

      • Octopus says:

        His family? Funny you should ask…apples, trees, etc.

        Early life
        LaBeouf was born in Los Angeles, California, as the only child of Shayna (née Saide) and Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf.[5] His mother is a dancer and ballerina turned visual artist and clothing jewelry designer.[6] His father is a Vietnam War veteran who had numerous jobs.[7][8][9][10] LaBeouf’s mother is Jewish, and his father, who is of Cajun descent, is Christian. LaBeouf has described himself as Jewish,[11] and has stated that he was raised around “both sides”; he had a Bar Mitzvah ceremony, and was also baptized in the Angelus church.[12][13][14][15] One of the camps he attended was Christian.[16] His first name is derived from the Hebrew shai Yah, meaning “gift of God”.[17]

        LaBeouf has described his parents as “hippies”, his father as “tough as nails and a different breed of man”, and his upbringing as similar to a “hippy lifestyle”, stating that his parents were “pretty weird people, but they loved me and I loved them.”[8][10][18] During his childhood, he accompanied his father to meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous.[7] LaBeouf has also said he was subjected to verbal and mental abuse by his father, who once pointed a gun at his son during a Vietnam War flashback.[10] LaBeouf has stated that his father was “on drugs” during his childhood, and was placed in drug rehabilitation for heroin addiction, while LaBeouf’s mother was “trying to hold down the fort.”[8]

        His parents eventually divorced, mainly owing to financial problems,[19] and LaBeouf had what he has described as a “good childhood”, growing up poor in Echo Park with his mother, who worked selling fabrics and brooches.[20][21] LaBeouf’s uncle was going to adopt him at one stage because his parents could not afford to have him anymore and “they had too much pride to go on welfare or food stamps.”[22] As a way of dealing with his parents’ divorce, he would perform for his family, mimicking his father.[23] LaBeouf remains close to and financially supports both of his parents.[7][8][24]

    • Bunk X says:

      Naw. He’s full of Johnson.

  44. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Sexbots are getting more and more realistic. Maybe that’s what Lewdy meant when he said he’d been “busy” after an absence and then dropped off of LGF altogether. The click bait article ostensibly tries to address the “moral and ethical” question of which there pretty much is none. They’ve been developing the physical realism aspect. Not the AI intimacy realism part. I’m sure some day there will be a market for that but for now these are just for male masturbation. I could see Chunky cashing in his GoFundMe to get one, climbing on it and breaking it. He’s so dumb he’d just assume it’s smoking after sex. Ba dump.

    • Octopus says:

      Ace had a really good article about this tech-revolution a short while ago, which discussed the feminists who are having a shit-fit about it. I can’t find that one right now, but I did find this piece by Milo which is just as good:

    • Pakimon says:

      Looks like Ms.Ssssss is getting obsolete.

      Does Ludwig have the cash to purchase a suitable replacement?

      If this technological trend continues, billions of vinyl sex dolls will die! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Sadly, we have learned that Ms. Ssssss is no more. She killed herself with a knitting needle, shortly after discovering Lewd-Wank had purchased a certain Mr. Ssssss from the same Chinese factory in which she was born. The raging Von Slutshamer tossed her poor dead body out the window, into the alley. She lays there still.

    • Pakimon says:

      It’s about time.

      That RINO punk wasn’t fooling anyone.

      Trying to continue his ridiculous “I;m a Republican and a Conservative… REALLY!! Why doesn’t anyone believe me?!” routine was pretty much pointless at this point.

      • Octopus says:

        He and David Brooks are probably making the beast with two backs in an alley somewhere downtown, right now.

  45. Minnowredux says:

    Donna Brassiere and her “inside story”!

    Right Donna.

    You are a known and verifiable liar – just like little Charlie Johnson, the spastic baby.

    Good luck selling your bullshit book.


    Spastic baby!!!!!

  46. Octopus says:

    That’s what She said. 😆

  47. Bunk X says:

    Public Service Announcement.

    • Pakimon says:


      Reading that tweet just caused my IQ to drop 10 points. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I was just reading a story last night about how Japanese dweebs are entering their 30’s as virgins, as the young “men” are “scared of Japanese women.” Imagine if they had to deal with Angry Black Women like Muva Hoe! 😆