Charles Johnson’s 2011 Independence Day Salmon Barbecue

Took a quick wade through The Swamp this afternoon, and there’s no “traditional July 4th open thread,” so let’s set The WayBack Machine to the Year of Our Lord 2011 and see what Our Hero was talking about.

Who’s up for some BBQ?

Marinate it overnight, then slather it in Barbie Sauce and throw it on the grill.  Better yet, get someone else to cook it up for you, Charles, because you don’t barbecue fish.

1:56PM –“We’re putting the rest of the fillets on the grill.”

Who was this “we” Charles? Check out the time stamps – No more about the fish after that post. Sounds like he burned the hell out of it, but at least he tried.

Happy Independence Day, peeps!

242 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s 2011 Independence Day Salmon Barbecue”

  1. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Chunky knows nothing about most things. His grill-fu sucks the bone.
    \ was that too harsh?
    \\ Bwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah

  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Minnowredux says:

    I am starting a Go-Fund Me page so we can go down to the local tent and awning store and have a custom 5X tee shirt made for Charles that reads “Kick Me I’m Stupid”.

  4. poteen2 says:

    Who is we? Charlie and Sybil and Mama and Norman Bates. That’s who.

  5. Minnowredux says:

    oh babe…..

  6. Octopus says:

    CNN is blackmailing a common internet troll, and Chunky is completely enraptured. 😆

    @Alex_Angelico @goddamnedfrank I’m not the one who pointlessly and erroneously cited the First Amendment. Dude.
    6 minutes ago
    @Alex_Angelico Again – have you actually read the First Amendment? Because you seem to have no clue about what it says.
    8 minutes ago
    @Alex_Angelico @goddamnedfrank So tedious. You can’t defend what you said, so you’re trying to distract with bullshit.
    10 minutes ago
    @Alex_Angelico So you think the First Amendment protects people who hide behind anonymity to spread hate speech. Ha……
    11 minutes ago
    @Alex_Angelico How does that relate to the First Amendment? Please explain.
    18 minutes ago
    @BronwenDickey The CNN article uses the word “man” to describe him, over and over. That’s not an accident.
    24 minutes ago
    @Alex_Angelico Go ahead. Explain how the First Amendment is relevant to this issue.
    26 minutes ago
    Just publish the guy’s name. He doesn’t deserve to be able to hide behind an anonymous handle when the POTUS is retweeting his hateful crap.
    31 minutes ago
    By doing this “we reserve the right to publish his name” BS they’re just giving Trump’s fans something to scream about.
    33 minutes ago
    RT @LOLGOP: It’s almost heartwarming to watch the “Fuck your feelings” crowd become the “Don’t doxx the guy who spreads antisemitic memes”…
    42 minutes ago

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Because the First Amendment means if I hate your speech I get to make it illegal.

  7. Octopus says:

    That episode up top made me kind of sad. What a pathetic, lonely life Dear Fatass leads. On the other hand, he’s such a putrid gas-bag, you have to laugh. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      pathetic until you remember what a lying, vicious, hateful moron Charles is and how all he is capable of doing is hating and being a vengeful prick.

      Oh hey charles, you vengeful prick.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        I was going to say vindictive but I think you covered it with vengeful prick. I would only add overly judgemental piece of crap.

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting, that No-Bucks Chuck is screeching how it’s not about the First Amendment but deigns to tell TWITTER how to run its company.

      CNN is bullying someone and threatening them for using their logo without permission for a .gif. Would Fatso have been so “understanding” for instance, had CBS threatened the same to him for using their projudct in that famous throbbing memo that he saw somewhere else before he made it up? Same thing, pal. The Obama playbook for punishing the source.

      Also, interesting that they’re all about exposing a .gif maker but protect lying so-called anonymous sources making fake and salacious allegations about a President.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        But everyone would call Chunky a slut for progressivism lies. He’s even been called out by other liberals for his ridiculous double standards. Like Miley, no one takes him seriously.

  8. Minnowredux says:

    Why isn’t loudmouth Maxine Waters up in arms over the massive Negro slaughter in Chicago?

    • Minnowredux says:

      and, for that matter, where in the fuck are Al Sharpton (ReverendMyAss) and Jessie HighJackson (ReverendMyAss) with regard to the negro slaughter in Chicago?

      Oh yeah. I remember now. There isn’t anyone in chicago they can shake down for this since it is all Negro on Negro killing.

      Where are the leaders in that community?

      Dr. Ben Carson is the ONLY one with a positive message on this subject and he is being ignored and ridiculed.

      Hoopla hoopla.

      Oink. Oink.

      • Octopus says:

        The “hands up, don’t shoot” motto should really be, “hands out, go loot.” Or something like that. The central lie of BLM is that Michael Brown had his hands up in surrender, which turned out to be a total lie told by his partner-in-crime buddy. The lie lives on, thanks to the media shills.

        • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

          And people who actually really believe it are the dimmest of the attention deficient dhimmi Dem dimwits. Everyone else knows it’s horse shit.

  9. Bunk X says:

    Our neighborhood sounds like the inside of a crock pot combined with an avalanche, with shots being fired at the oncoming boulders, and the occasional rip of a giant piece of velcro. It’s awesome.

    • Bunk X says:

      9PM -Somebody around the corner is setting off some serious stuff, and the blasts are setting off car alarms. I love it.
      Glad I’m not a dog. Cats deserve it.

      • Bunk X says:

        Lot more stuff going off this year than last year. The Missus said that it’s because Obama is gone. 😀

  10. windbag says:

    I know I’m late to the party, but happy 4th, y’all.

  11. Bunk X says:

    Sousa penned lyrics to “The Stars & Stripes Forever March.” Here’s the last stanza:

    “Hurrah for the flag of the free!
    May it wave as our standard forever;
    The gem of the land and the sea,
    The ban-ner of the right.
    Let despots remember the day,
    When our fathers with mighty endeavor,
    Proclaimed as they marched to the fray,
    That by their might and by their right
    It waves forever.”

  12. Bunk X says:

    Damn. I suddenly realized that this was the perfect night to get rid of our gopher problem.

  13. Bunk X says:

    And he doesn’t get the irony.

    • Bunk X says:

      Meanwhile, Charles Johnson is a victim.

      • Bunk X says:

        Comments on that tweet are funny.

        • Bunk X says:

          Lookout Charles. You might be getting doxxed, just like you doxxed others. Phew.

          • Octopus says:

            I love it when he imagines himself the target of some great right-wing attack squad. Did one reddit-kid tweet something mean at his fat ass? 😆

          • Arachne says:

            Free Speech…..Free Speech…..Free Speech.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Ummm you must have gone to Twitter Chunky. If you don’t like it log off and take a walk. Oh I mean a waddling limp. But if you keep going on the internet you just might also see…

    • Arachne says:

      Only 9 likes and ONE retweet. Yeah, your followers thought it was LAME-O too, asshat.

  14. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeted this silly glurge last night — hey, Fatass! Why don’t you get out the old guitar and strum something together? Make it deep and meaningful. Oh, I would pay to hear such a work of musical genius about Trump.

    • Arachne says:

      As I recall it wasn’t a hit, either.

      • Octopus says:

        Surprisingly, it got to #14. I remember it getting a lot of airplay on Detroit radio.

        The anti-Trump song that would echo the anger, and ramp it up to modern levels of outrageous pants-messing peeve, would need some seriously soulless noodling to balance out the synthesized drums and bass. That’s where Chunky comes in. Maybe they could get Yoko to sing some harmonies with Alanis Morrisette, who is due for a comeback. Bruce Springsteen would want to be involved. Sting, too. Oh, this could be YUGE!

        • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

          Sheryl Crow too. Ya gotta get her in there.

        • Arachne says:

          Interesting – it got to 14 on the BillBoard Hot 100? It didn’t get any airplay at ALL in Boston that I recall.

          • Bunk X says:

            It got a lot of play on WMMS, Cleveland every May 4th, and it was referred to locally as “The Kent State Fight Song.”

            Never mind that Kent State was chosen over other quiet midwestern universities, or that SDS anarchists were bused in from out-of-state to invent an uprising. They wanted an atrocity, and they got one.

            Fuck Neil Young.

          • Bunk X says:

  15. Octopus says:

    Chunky would be “Tyler” if he ever ventured out of the house and did any kind of work…

  16. Octopus says:

    This looks like fun. The B-17 is still a beautiful plane, too. Seems so small nowadays, though. At one time in WWII, it was the biggest and best bomber we had.

    Those wingsuits are deathtraps for guys who insist on jumping off cliffs and flying close to the ground, but jumping out of a plane with some altitude and time to fly around like a big crazy bird would be awesome. I’d do it.

  17. Octopus says:

    CNN is facing real blowback for blackmailing the maker of the Trump-CNN wrestling video, and Chunky is gallumphing to the rescue!

    RT @KFILE: FYI “HanAssholeSolo” just called me.”I am in total agreement with your statement. I was not threatened in anyway.” https://t.c…
    18 minutes ago
    RT @KFILE: Need to point out again HanAssholeSolo is a middle aged man. People claiming he’s 15 are wrong. Some are intentionally spreading…
    18 minutes ago

    Read the threads, to see how this kerfuffle is blowing up like a fireworks factory. Naturally, Chunky is in charge of fire suppression. 😆

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      It’s definitely a charlie foxtrot. It amazes me that there are people at CNN who make a lot more money that are as foolishly and transparently spinning everything as Chunky does. Of course they’re liars but they’re acting like amateur liars. I thought they were pros but I guess not when their Demoncrap viewers are demanding made up Trump crimes.

      • Octopus says:

        I find it nearly incredible that CNN can continue to screw up over and over and over like this, as if their mission is self-destruction. The young people they keep hiring from “hip social media” companies are completely clueless, so bring in all their friends! What a shitshow. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

            Ya gotta love that guy. As my mom used to say “He’s a purty man.” Not about him but about Tom Jones her favorite manhunk singer. But he’s a purty man and talks purty too. He has that crystal clarity of righteous speaking that only the English can bring. It’s their language after all. We just borrowed it in order to conquer a new continent. Of course another favorite is this gent, though not as purty.

  18. Octopus says:

    Gus is going to have his hands full with the Bernie Bros. 😆

    • Octopus says:


    • Arachne says:

      Oh I hope he runs. The economy’s taking off, people are seeing raises again and the REAL unemployment rate is dropping. By all means run Bernie. I’m sure your wife’s FBI investigation will featuer prominently.

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        The FBI’s reputation will never recover from the Democrat-manufactured “Russiagate” and the various Obama-era shenanigans.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        ” The economy’s taking off, people are seeing raises again and the REAL unemployment rate is dropping. ”

        I’ve finally realized that to progressives these are all BAD THINGS. I think they think only white people value these and therefore vary ray cis.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Kind of racist, Matty.

      I hope you soon denounce yourself.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      And he’ll be running against a guy with a bad come over. Oh wait he looks like he doesn’t even OWN a comb.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        come = comb. You knew what I meant.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I can’t believe they’re talking about running Bernie when they have the Democrap’s ROCK STAR candidate Shrildabeast Clinton! Maybe they meant this Bernie?

  19. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    A perfect analogy of left vs. right. Chunky and LGF would be on the floor perplexed by a pretty woman’s dancing feet. Except most are too obese and old to get down on the floor.

    BTW it’s a REALLY FUNNY bit if you haven’t seen it in awhile. I groan and moan every Christmas because my wife makes me watch this movie. But I crack up at Kaye everytime I see this. He was one funny and talented possibly gay (NTTATWWI) dude.

  20. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Here’s an analogy for Chunky circa 2008 suddenly realizing he’s a ray cistic wingnut blogger brainwashed by the sinister hate speechers.

  21. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    This is very double plus ungood unPC sexist and should be outlawed from the internet.

  22. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Best Cinderella ever. I think I read somewhere that Julie Andrews was up for this part but had a conflict. The singing would have been much better but Leslie circa 1965 was drop dead to die for gorgeous. Damn good show for a made-for-TV stage play. Chunky and his ilk would say it’s very racist because ya know….good things happened to white people. Also misogynistic since the bad people are all women. Also the prince is a rich white guy. Very hate speak.

  23. Octopus says:

    Milo’s book is hilarious and true, btw. Just what you’d expect from him — not a smidgen of false humility. He’s going after all the Lefty-fascist groups, one by one, with great humor and all the evidence any sane person could require. I’m about halfway through, and it’s still going strong.

  24. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Another deranged mostly white dude hero of the left wing dimwits. Celebrating what’s great about America and those who died for it is not approving of slavery. I think we can all agree that freedom and independence are good without some idiot pointing out that slavery happened. And of all places Ghana known for human trafficking and doing little to stop it.

    Plus just shut up you rich ungrateful moron commie.

    • Bunk X says:

      There’s only one country in the world that abolished slavery in less than a century after it’s founding, but that’s not good enough.

    • Emanuel Weinstein says:

      I challenge any and all SJW Leftoid idiots to name ONE nation, kingdom or empire throughout recorded human history that DID NOT have the institution of human slavery.

  25. Arachne says:

    You can just picture in your mind No-Bucks Chuck sitting at home, ranting on his Twitter feed about the whole CNN brouhaha. He SOOOO wishes he were part of the story. He SOOO wishes someone / anyone would call him up and ask for his opinion. But they aren’t. No one gives a shit, NBC (see what I did there?). No.One. Slowly……slowly…..each day you become a little bit MORE irrelevant. STILL haven’t even reached 3/4ths of your initial GoFundMe goal. After 26 months.

  26. dezes157 says:

    Chuck knows all, he knows how old the video maker is through shear clairvoyance.
    And for Chuck to try and play the game about the person being antisemitic is a straw man, CNN went after the maker of the video and had no clue about any of the antisemitic views of the poster until after unmasking him.
    Even at that, no crime was committed by anyone but CNN.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s BBQ.

    • ISTE says:

      Actually that is quite a good idea. Connect a shop vac on “blow” up the drain pipe hole and you can have the charcoal hot and ready in minutes. And….

      You know some drunk and stupid bastard is going to sit on it later in the day. Even if the fire is out it would still be funny to turn the shop vac on and blow two pounds of ash up his asshole.

      Yeah, I know, I ain’t normal… 🙂

  28. Minnowredux says:

    …as predictable as the sun rising and setting, Charles Dickhead Johnson responds to the day’s news in his inevitable fashion of being three steps back and a half-step off the beat.

    Hahahahahahahahahahah Charles….. keep talking Doofus.

  29. Octopus says:

    When Chunky loses another argument on Twitter. 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    Ted’s looking into the CNN possible blackmail situation. Which means other lawyers are, too. Oh, I hope somebody takes them to court over this sketchy affair. 😆

  31. ISTE says:

    Things I dream about having…

    I want one

    • Octopus says:

      Gettin’ a little steamy down there, is it? You should try living in a nice temperate zone, like Michigan.

      • ISTE says:

        England seems like a nice place to live…….. (WHY, WHY, WHY did I leave?)

        • Octopus says:

          Maybe you just wanted a chance at a tan. And to visit a real dentist. 🙂

          • ISTE says:

            Yes, now I have a tan and a nice tooth. However twenty years ago in England I didn’t spend all day wearing damp underwear.

            I am trying to figure out what causes it.

            Living in Houston and the hot and humid climate?

            Approaching 60?


          • Octopus says:

            Well…life’s a double-edged sword. With no handle to speak of, just sharp all the way down. You have to bleed for everything you want. Not to mention, the things you don’t want.

            I love the Southwest, but it’s too hot for me to handle for very long in the summer. At least in the desert areas, it’s a dry heat — it’ll still kill you if you don’t keep drinking gallons of water, but at least you won’t look a sweaty mess when they find you. Free mummification, if you can keep the insects off for a week or so.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Um

  32. Minnowredux says:

    Sad news. Steve Scalise readmitted to Intensive Care with an infection.

    I had surgery last December – major, but run of the mill. I commented to my doctor that I wasn’t on antibiotics the day I headed home. He said, yes – only 2% of these surgeries ever get infected. Guess whose got infected? Mine.

    Fighting off that infection that the doctors were not sure they could treat was the worst (most painful) part of that experience. It is truly a sucky experience. Added about 2.5-months to the overall initial recovery.

    My prayers got out to you Mr. Scalise. Most sincerely.

  33. Octopus says:

    Look how many people care. 😳 😦

  34. Pakimon says:

    Peevish is as peevish does. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Poor Chunkles.

      I imagine he longs for the days when his mighty ban stick struck fear into the hearts of those who would have the temerity to critiques his “opinions”.

      Now people critique and criticize and mock him with virtual impunity and his only counter is the “go fuck yourself” retort along with feverishly hitting the Block button.

      What drives Chunky into such fits of rage is that the block Button doesn’t stop people from laughing at and mocking him, it only prevents him from seeing it. 😆

      • Pakimon says:


      • Octopus says:

        You’ve got it, Pak. Oh, how he longs for the days before he cratered his blog and became irrelephant. Such power he once had! Such a successful and lucrative blog. Oh, the wonderful delusions of grandeur. Had a hot gal named Pam, rubbing her boobies on his arm. A regular sex cymbal, he was! 😆

        And now?

    • Those mad debating skillz you haz, Chunkles!

  35. Octopus says:

    How good is that ditchweed in Colorado, now? Damn! 😆

    8 hours ago
    8 hours ago
    8 hours ago
    Oh welll.
    8 hours ago
    Come as you are.
    8 hours ago
    Fuck yes.
    8 hours ago
    8 hours ago
    8 hours ago
    Oh damn.
    8 hours ago
    She’s the one.
    8 hours ago

  36. Octopus says:

    This lie, presented with absolutely no evidence, is a fine example of Chunky’s “jurnalzm.”

    • Minnowredux says:

      And Charles….. we all know YOU will continue to embarrass yourself and America today, tomorrow and into the future with that mental deficiency thing you got goin’ on….

      Rock on slack jaw!

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s a mis-characterization of an AOL “news” blurb that claimed that Trump’s aides were concerned about his meeting with Putin – a mis-characterization itself.

  37. Arachne says:

    No Bucks Chuck is awaiting the day when he makes Twitchy. That his ramblings are of import to be noticed by the right like those of Cuomo, Kohn. Acosta. His real problem of course, is that in order for Twitchy to notice you, they have to see the tweets of those in their community responding to them. Of course, because No Bucks Chuck has blocked everyone no one reads and no one responds – which is why he has to buy himself ooodles of likes and retweets.

    And by the way – how does everyone even see those lame-ass tweets of his to respond to them anyway – he’s blocked everyone that disagrees with him. Even if I’m looking at a tweet by one of us responding to him, I still can’t see the original tweet.

  38. Minnowredux says:

    Extracted from the latest Climate Warming report, just out:

    “D’Aleo and Wallace filed a petition with EPA on behalf of their group, the Concerned Household Electricity Consumers Council (CHECC). They relied on past their past research, which found one of EPA’s lines of evidence “simply does not exist in the real world.”

    Their 2016 study “failed to find that the steadily rising atmospheric CO2 concentrations have had a statistically significant impact on any of the 13 critically important temperature time series data analyzed.”

    “In sum, all three of the lines of evidence relied upon by EPA to attribute warming to human GHG emissions are invalid,” reads CHCC’s petition. “The Endangerment Finding itself is therefore invalid and should be reconsidered.”

    So, there you have it FatAss. It is all bullshit. I am guessing it may be time to start posting “gorgeous” music videos by obscure, talentless musicians.

  39. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Here’s another debunk. Remember how 17 intel agencies agreed on Russian election interference? The other day the NY Slimes retracted that and amended it to 4. When Trump referred to it today Jim Acosta of Fake News CNN attacked him for getting it wrong. Poor Jim Accosted is as hapless as Chunky and shot his big toe off yet again.

    FAKE NEWS: NYT Quietly Issues Major Correction — Only 4, Not 17 Intel Agencies Approved “Russia Hacking” Assessment

    Joshua Caplan Jun 29th, 2017 2:59 pm 145 Comments

    The MSM’s credibility took another hit today, as the New York Times quietly issued a correction about their claims that all 17 U.S. intelligence agencies agreed that the Russians ‘hacked’ the 2016 presidential election. The REAL number is only 4 agencies held such views.

    Here’s Accosted posing giddily with one of his Demoncrap felon friends.

    • Octopus says:

      Nice that Huma’s showing her face in public again. Hey, how’s the hubby? Home with the kids, is he? And his laptop?

  40. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    The president of the US is in Europe making speeches that sound exactly like a European fascist leader.
    1 hour ago
    Trump’s speech in Poland was absolutely nauseating. His fascist side REALLY came to the surface in that one.
    1 hour ago

    Right. Like that part about protecting NATO allies against Russian aggression? And guaranteeing them other energy options as opposed to being hostage to Russia? And demanding that Russia end their relationship with Iran and Syria and join the world in peace and democracy?

    Chunk evidently is expanding his New Fatso’s Idiot Dictionary definition of the word fascist to mean someone who supports democracy and opposes dictators. What a fricking idiot.

  41. Octopus says:

    Another lying libturd gets caught on camera — not only lying about police, but culturally appropriating BLM grievance theater! 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    To Fatass, a simple historical fact agreed upon by all historians is “idiocy.” This is why we love him! 😆

    2/2 ahistorical idiocy they always act like they just said something devastatingly brilliant.
    1 hour ago
    1/2 Is there any right wing talking point more laughably inane than “the KKK were Democrats, libtard!”? And after delivering this …
    1 hour ago

  43. Octopus says:

    “This hipster musics will surely let the kids know I’m a hep cat, and then they will like me and visit my blog.”

  44. rightymouse says:

    Linda Sarsour, the Muslim agitator, is calling for jihad against Trump. Liberals start clutching pearls.

  45. rightymouse says:

    Back on topic….
    Another Fatso fail. Plank grilled salmon.

  46. Arachne says:

    No Bucks Chuck just throws out shit and hopes someone thinks he’s clever. Why doesn’t he write and blogpost, for instance, speaking to the passages in Trump’s speech in particular that he finds “tyrannical” in nature.

    He didn’t listen to the speech. He just searched everywhere for what everyone else in the tinfoilsphere was saying about it and then translated the opinion into Tweedledumpfth and spouted it.

  47. Arachne says:

    Just to prove he doesn’t follow stories like he’d love the Twitterverse to think he does, and which his GoFundCon is based upon, where is his comment on this:

    Michael Mann’s so-called “libel” lawsuit is in serious trouble and he’s running afoul of the Court – he refuses to produce that so-called DATA of his for review – defying a Court ORDER.

  48. Octopus says:

    In case there was any confusion about Joe Scarborough, this should clear it up…

    • Minnowredux says:

      If Trump is slamming these people Joe, they deserve it. Apparently, you and your dense wife are the last two people in the country to figure this out.


    • Trump is Teh Taliban!! - Chuck0 the Clown - CEO Loser Grown Fetuses (LGF) says:

      But then again who listens to psycho Joe except his low IQ wife?

    • Bunk X says:

  49. Minnowredux says:

    Podcasting dumbassery “from our podcasting affiliate”.

    What in the fuck does that even mean?

    “our podcasting affiliate”?

    Really Chuckie boy – you ARE grasping at straws there….

    it really sucks to be you Chuckie – you half-witted asshole.

    • Arachne says:

      How is it a “podcasting affiliate?” No Bucks Chuck wants to have a podcast affiliate. Because Breitbart has one. I believe PowerLine does also. Fatso doesn’t need to have a podcast “affiliate.” He can create one of his own and make it available for download. This is just another of his ass-licking attempts to get Cesca to have him on again.

      When we did our “radio show” at the Mother Ship, it featured people from this blog and that one.

  50. Bunk X says:

    Dang. She’s a’ movin’ on up.

  51. Bunk X says:

  52. Octopus says:

    You keep saying Trump is going nuts, you and Olbie. Most people think the both of you are already certifiable. Have you thought about a checkup?

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Unglued is the new unhinged.

      But seriously why wouldn’t some in the EU wonder why that email server wasn’t examined by US law enforcement. Especially after the spectacular world wide shit show the Demcraps, the RINO show boaters, the crooked anti-Trump MSM and the suspiciously helpful Obungle appointed US intel leaders put on about it surely being the Russians. The latter admitting no clear evidence, however. Well then why not examine the server to find clear evidence?

      I think Chunky’s been licking rusty hinges and sniffing glue.

  53. Octopus says:

    Fatass had to refight Rathergate with his libturd “pals” again last night — funny watching him trying to act all informed and authoritative, with people who couldn’t care less about him. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Ah….let’s resurrect your glory moment. Except – I seem to recall ANOTHER website had it before you did…..

      Are you still LYING about the fact that you broke the story? Ain’t no one believes that, Asshat. The only person who pushed that FAKENEWS was you.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Here’s Chunk0 on Fake News CNN commenting on his throbbing gif. which he recreated for his blog after stealing the original idea from an actual expert. What a jack wad.

  54. Juan Epstein says:

    ” The story may have been true, but those documents were blatant forgeries.”

    Fake but accurate!

    Still trying to reinvent yourself…SAD!

  55. Minnowredux says:

    Charles, the original tough guy.

    On the internet, he is the loudmouth antagonist. He super bad.

    In person, his pasty white hands would be shaking and he would be wetting himself.

    Face it Charles, you are a poseur and a phony and we all know it.

    But, I am afraid that the half scoop of brains that the Lord gave you is already so addled and demented that you will continue on with your “badass” ways.

    You need to see a doctor, old man.

  56. Minnowredux says:

    From an AFP (whoever that is) article on Hamburg riots….

    “But one 30-year-old self-described anarchist, refusing to give his name, was unapologetic as he helped dry off fellow protestors drenched by police water canons.

    “With 200 people we have shown to millions of people that it’s possible to bring people onto the streets and make clear that we are not going to simply accept everything decided by the people at the top,” he told AFP.”

    Because that is what is important….. that you, as a non-achieving loser who depends completely on those you are protesting against, can show the world that, after all, you are as able to make a statement of some sort as anyone else.

    What embarrassing nonsense. Let’s act like seven-year-olds having a tantrum. We will destroy everything we can, we will fight and act out, we will burn shit….. and we will be the center of attention.

    Same m.o. that Charles has. Make a big stink and glean as much attention as possible. Nothing positive to bring to the table. Lash out and be as stupid as conceivably possible.

    What. Fucking. Babies.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I noticed the water cannon approach yesterday and thought what a master stroke! Because you know all of those tantrum throwers have smart phones that they can’t live without. And when you’re a wild and wooly raging-against-the-machine anarchist living in your parent’s basement you can’t afford one of those fancy waterproof cases. Especially when you spent all your allowance on a gas mask.

      • Minnowredux says:

        The cure for this would be really simple. Brutal, but simple. And it would clear the streets quickly.

        The cop pulls out his nine and drills this fool with three rounds. Mr. Badass falls over dead. The rest of the pussies tuck tail and run home.

        These useless anarchists continue with their nonsense because they know there will be no repercussions.

        • Bunk X says:

          Indiana Jones vs. The muslim swordsman…

          • Octopus says:

            If only! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Another quick and easy solution to this pesky problem:

            Last time I had one of these things under the eaves I called a guy, who charged me too much money. Next time I’m going the heavy water/tennis racquet route, wearing some heavy clothing and maybe a sack over my head with some eyeholes cut out. Show those little bastards a little stinging retribution for not evolving and shit.

  57. dezes157 says:

    Chuck tags his fat sorry ass into Ben Shapiros twitter feed and then a few minutes later asked who tagged him, You are so clever Chuck.

  58. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    The below is hilarious. Joy Reid tweets that Wikileaks info is fake proving she clearly doesn’t understand that the Wikileaks documents are 100% authenticated by US intel services. Only one other emotional child disputes their authenticity. Namely the Demoncrap knee-capper and CNN debate cheat Donna Brazile. Chunky, a pompous self-aggrandizing and self-described internet security expert idiotically retweets it (last night) as if it were a good point and not an embarrassing show of ignorance and stupidity.

    Assange blasted her so she promptly, a la coward Chunky Fatso Johnson claims he’s a stalker proving the old adage huge idiots think alike!

    And of course WaPoo tries weakly to smear Assange with the trumped up charges no one believes.

    People literally laughed last year when I said I wouldn’t touch anything from Wikileaks after Malcolm warned it could include fake info.— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) July 7, 2017

    That’s when Assange chimed in, touting WikiLeak’s method of authentication for leaked documents it publishes.

    “They were right to laugh. WikiLeaks has a perfect record of authentication. Even the FBI could not find a fake,” Assange said.

    WikiLeaks, which published stolen documents during the 2016 election from Democratic officials, including from Hillary Clinton’s campaign manager John Podesta, has been tied to the Russian government by multiple agencies in the U.S. intelligence community. The Washington Post reported in April that the Justice Department is on the verge of filing criminal charges against WikiLeaks and Assange.

    Reid was not amused by the comment, tweeting back at Assange that his reply was “bordering on stalking.”

    “Why don’t you come out of your hiding place and try your harassment right here in the U.S.? Do it,” she said, a reference to Assange taking refuge in the Ecuadorian Embassy in London since 2012. He is wanted in Sweden on separate sexual allegations. Assange maintains that he is innocent but has expressed fear that he could be extradited to the United States for espionage should he leave the embassy.

  59. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Trump’s bizarre tweets are a more accurate picture of his mental disarray than any official statement
    1 hour ago

    Sez a guy who is apparently trying to directly Tweet insulting invective to the President of the United States. SS keep an eye on this moonbat freak.

    4/4 miss this.
    1 hour ago
    3/4 references to “Western civilization” and blood and soil. It’s amazing and disturbing to me that anyone who follows politics could …
    1 hour ago
    2/4 was the most nationalistic far right statement ever given by a US president, reminiscent of white nationalist rhetoric with all its …
    1 hour ago
    1/4 I’m now seeing some mainstream journalists say Trump’s Poland speech was fine. What planet are these people living on?! That speech …
    1 hour ago

    Carnac the Magnicent: You do four Tweets to convey one pathetic thought in hopes it will be seen.

    Question: How do you know your crappy confused blog has completely failed?

    Sure Chunkles. Only you saw that the President is merely a raving white nationalist Nazi. Everyone else missed it but you. You’ve finally BROKEN A STORY!!! Now go take your meds and they’ll strap you in for a nice nap.

    • Arachne says:

      And notice – no reference to SPECIFIC language. None. He didn’t listen to it, he didn’t hear it, he only responds to what others are saying. I’m still not convinced that that whole KKK photo that was so retweeted earlier this week was his idea. I could see someone saying in a tweet or blog post that before the racists protected their identities by wearing bedsheets and No Bucks Chuck found a photo and tried to play the clever.

      But if you notice everything he sends out is nothing but vague generalities. Which is why I suspect he’s very quick to block people. What he is MOST afraid of is being challenged on the specific.

  60. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. I know you have a really difficult time accepting the fact that it’s the Democrats who are really the racists and headed the KKK.

    Here are some well known KKK Donkeys for ya, to name a few.

  61. Minnowredux says:

    Charles. You are a phony. You are a fake and you are not to be taken seriously. Only an idiot would.

  62. dezes157 says:

    • TreBob says:

      Umm…. Excuse me, but I thought that “normal” was bigoted and racist and very bad. We don’t have normal gender definitions, no normal sexual behaviors, but we have normal sleeping patterns?

      I’m having a lot of trouble keeping up.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Hahahahahahahahaha Charles pretending to know something again……

      Charles you are a dipshit.

    • dezes157 says:

      Beer Barron was blocked by everyone of these drooling idiots.

      • Octopus says:

        12-yr-old Octo adds a loud wet fart noise to the above, posts it here and laughs. Then goes back to first-person-shooter video game against Asian children. 😆

  63. Bunk X says:

  64. Bunk X says:

  65. windbag says:

    Time to chill with David Lindley. Cat Food Sammiches. Mmmmmm. nom, nom, nom.

  66. rightymouse says:

    How many times are you going to spam your feed with the same pic, Fatso?? Gawd. You are so boring.

  67. Minnowredux says:

    The photo, above, is probably totally out of context. Every other photo of Trump this week shows him enamoring everyone around him.

    Nice try Charles.

    You fucking piece of shit.

  68. Minnowredux says:

    ….and on the subject of the psychotic NYT…. good luck with your latest “scoop”.

    Didn’t you guys get the memo? Everyone else in the country (and the world) has accepted the fact that there was no collusion between Trump and the Russians.

    And everyone else is G.D. sick and tired of this shit.

    Fuck you NYT.

  69. Bunk X says:

  70. Bunk X says:

    • Pakimon says:

      Even back then, The Jazzy Ponytail wouldn’t abide any talk about being fit.

      I guess he saw the writing on the wall as the Cheetos, Mountain Dew, and avocado sammiches were taking their toll… 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I think the smell of alpha male testosterone gives Fatso the willies.

        • Octopus says:

          Iron Fist was a man. He loved his country and his wife, and was loved by his wife and lots of us who met him through the internet. He died too young, but he fought the good fight all the way. An inspiration.

          Fatass, for all his girthy-bulk, is a cipher. A lying, stealing non-entity, with no intellect or talent, who lucked into early success with LGF and managed to keep his uneducated idiocy under wraps for 8 years, only to blow it all away in a sustained, bugling brown note that echoes to this day, but is only heard by 7 sycophants on Twitter and the mocking crew here at DoD. We hear you, Chunky. We also smell you. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      Perfect example of being an insecure, control freak.

      Always has been, always will.

      What a dickhead.

  71. Pakimon says:

    Looks like McDonalds has a plan to deal with the late night visits from Gus.

    Is it working? You decide. 😆

    Whatever man. Wait.
    8 hours ago

    Oh shit again.
    8 hours ago

    Why not think it’s you?
    8 hours ago

    Damn. Beautiful song.
    8 hours ago

    Tell me Jesus!
    8 hours ago

    8 hours ago

    Oh shit.
    8 hours ago

    This is the sister hour.
    8 hours ago

    8 hours ago

    Whatever man.
    8 hours ago

  72. Octopus says:

    My weekend Up North with the extended family of my wife went swimmingly. So peaceful and wonderful. The frogs chirping all night, the ducklings eating bread from my hand on the beach, the bonfire, booze and bonhomie late into the night — Pure Michigan! 🙂

  73. Octopus says:

    Do I amuse you? Am I, like, a clown? Well, I hope so. 🙂

    I was reminded of this crazy old competition by Adam Carolla, who talked about it on his show recently. I listen to podcasts while driving long trips, like today’s journey home. The gritty competition of the network stars was ending in bitter controversy, and it was decided the only fair resolution would be a mano y mano showdown betwixt the uber-macho Robert Conrad and the spindly Jew, Gabe Kapman. Obviously, a mismatch. No contest. The Jew was toast, right?

    Tune into this mismatch at 7:35 to hear the muy racist Howard Cosell present the last event. I cheered the first time I saw it, way back when. I cheered again tonight. 😆

  74. Octopus says:

    You’ve crawled through enough shit-tunnels to empathize, that’s for sure. Not to mention, been raped by enough goons on Twitter. 😆

  75. Octopus says:

    Nope. Not even close, you fat hunk of fail. Keep hysterically perseveratin’, though…I think you’re about to break through to LGF’s popularity levels of early 1999. Slooow and steady, right?

  76. Octopus says:

    Which is a myth, unless you’re talking about the time you toppled over a long row of your own warm yellow Dew “recyclers.” Ooh, that was fragrant!

  77. Octopus says:

    Does the feral cat have a bartending license, Gus? You don’t want to get her in trouble, naaow.

  78. Octopus says:

    Now he’s on his back.
    30 minutes ago
    Cat just stares at me sometimes.
    30 minutes ago

    Leave him alone, you freak. You’re wasted. The cat is not coming on to you. Go look in the tawny gal’s winder or something…

  79. Octopus says:

    Was it Breitbart or PJM? Or the WSJ? Because you’re insane, Fatass. You know it, too.

  80. Octopus says:

    SIDEBAR! 😆

  81. Bunk X says:

    The missus and I watched the final episode of Breaking Bad last night. Everyone who recommended it (including Octo, Calo and others) were right.

    • Octopus says:

      Arguably the greatest TV series of all time, though there are several serious contenders for that title. The prequel series happening now is nearly as good, though it got off to a slow-build kind of start. Check out “Better Call Saul.”