Charles Johnson: Unhinged


Whoa. That’s Johnson’s famous Rusty Hinge photo. The dude is an artistic savant.

We’ve seen his amazing photography before and this was one of the best of his banal and uninteresting collection. I rotated it to see if it might be more interesting, and when I did, I noticed that it’s missing some things – like fasteners, a hasp, and it’s not located on the wooden gate hinge point. That piece of hardware does nothing, and it hasn’t for years according to the rust stains because it’s been laying flat on someone’s porch deck for a while.

On the other hand, if you squint, it looks just like Charles Johnson’s brain.

[h/t rightymouse]

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120 Comments on “Charles Johnson: Unhinged”

  1. PeteP says:

    Charles Johnson’s brain has been rusty and unhinged since 2008.

  2. dudebro says:

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s like obvious and stuff. Even Twitter is run by C students and they don’t even know it.

      • Octopus says:

        Possibly C- students. Not the sharpest bunch.

        • Bunk X says:

          My lib sister Bunkarella came by today, and I brought up the #TwitterGulag saga. She’s on social media, but not on Twitter, and she was surprised when I told her about Twitter’s bias. She’d never heard about it.

          One step at a time.

  3. Trump is Teh Taliban!! - Chuck0 the Clown - CEO Loser Grown Fetuses (LGF) says:

    #NowPlaying Fantastic Negrito > The Last Days of Oakland > Working Poor lgf.bz/2sbnyER https://t.co/f00hY1sOrQ
    8 hours ago

    Very racist

  4. rightymouse says:

    Thanks for the hat tip! 🙂

  5. rightymouse says:

    He became unhinged shortly after the election of Obama. But right before that…..

  6. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s brain stuck on stupid.

    • Octopus says:

      I can’t help thinking that only an obsessed idiot would tweet such a thing, particularly after rampaging against Islamofascism for 8 solid years, and then switching sides abruptly after being stiff-armed by Pam, who ran off to Europe with Robert. It was strictly business, but not in your peevish little mind. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I found that on this awesome website!

      http://markhumphrys.com/lgf.html

      • Bunk X says:

        That awesome website is awesome because it links to here. His graphs and stats are all the work of The BRC. His other work is awesome.

  7. Octopus says:

    There is nothing I love more in life than torturing friends and family with sentimental dog videos. I hadn’t seen this one until today — enjoy, my friends! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Tears. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        I’m sorry. They all end like this, it seems. 😥

        • rightymouse says:

          Our dog is 14 & 1/2 . It’s been difficult watching him go from a strong, powerful dog to one that has trouble walking (back legs) and has intermittent bowel control. 😦 Our youngest son, especially, (now 22) will be utterly devastated when he dies because he’s been in our lives for over 13 years.

          • Octopus says:

            Sounds like it’s almost time to do him one last favor. In my experience, those are the key signs that a dog is almost done with his fine work. Heartbreaking as it is, you don’t want your good friend to suffer needlessly. Neither do you want to jump the gun, if he’s still getting some enjoyment out of his life. You’ll know when it’s time.

          • rightymouse says:

            We’re going to Thailand again in 2 weeks. We’ll have a sitter for him at the house who is a trained doggy gal. We’ll make sure he’ll have the best care and she’ll know what to do in case of an emergency.

          • Octopus says:

            You’ve got it covered. Dogs’ lives are shorter than ours, so we have to adapt. The only good thing about that is that we get to bring a new member into the family. Every dog I’ve had since I was a kid has had his/her own gifts, as well as flaws that make you love them more. George would be too perfect if he didn’t have his morbid fear of water (lakes and bathtubs, no thank you), and his whippet’s tendency to run fast and far in pursuit of whatever the hell is in front of him. On the other hand, he insists on cuddling with the nearest human if the temps drop below 70 degrees or so. He sheds a lot, thanks to his 25% collie heritage. Hand-vacs and giant lint rollers. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

  8. Octopus says:

    Classic Fatass McDumbth. 😆

  9. Octopus says:

    PROJECTION!!1! 😆

    @realDonaldTrump That’s right, Donnie. Everybody’s against you. It’s not just your feverish paranoia. It’s because… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    11 minutes ago
    @realDonaldTrump @greta @nbc @comcast I see that our so-called president is on yet another unhinged, paranoid ranting binge this morning.
    14 minutes ago

    Does anyone tweet more paranoid insanity than Chunky? I haven’t seen his like, but admittedly, I’m not the greatest expert on Twitter. Judging from what I see here, it’s difficult to imagine a more insane routine.

  10. rightymouse says:

    The unhinged person tweeting is you, Fatso.

    • Minnowredux says:

      I see that fat, stupid Comic Book Guy is up early today with his hate filled tweets.

      Hey Comic Book Guy, like it or not…. Donald J. Trump IS OUR PRESIDENT!! There is nothing “so-called” about it you idiot.

      Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha you loser.

      Now run outside and play in the traffic.

  11. Octopus says:

    Funny how the word “hinge” is playing such a direct role in this thread and in Chunky’s daily tweetsturm. It’s almost like he had a premonition when he snapped his momentous photo of dat rusty hunk of metal.

  12. Octopus says:

    @CharlesPPierce Maybe she means it was a critical factor in electing Donald Trump. I’d agree with that.
    35 minutes ago
    RT @CharlesPPierce: Jill Stein just said she went to Moscow to convince the Russians not to get bogged down in the Middle East. This is too…
    37 minutes ago

    And now it’s Jill Stein’s fault Shrillary got whipped silly by Trump. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I finished reading “Shattered”. They didn’t talk about the Hillary melt-down as you noted, but what was really interesting to me at the end was what appeared to be the writers’ dilemma as to what really cost Hillary the election – her illegal behaviors or the exposure of said behaviors.

  13. rightymouse says:

    People aren’t entitled to free healthcare? Dang! Who knew?? Free pot and booze definitely aren’t in the Constitution either, Gussy. Get an effing job, you lazy ingrate.

    • rightymouse says:

      Cops will stop if they think anyone has been hurt. That’s in their job description, dumbass.

  14. rightymouse says:

    LOL!

  15. Octopus says:

    Ludwig! Get your damn hand out from behind the refrigerator, before you short out the ‘lectrical like last time. 😡

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso thinks of himself as a writer of prose & pithy commentary. Good thing nobody else does. That 2nd tweet is cringe-worthy.

  16. windbag says:

    These lefty losers need to chill. This can help.

  17. Bunk X says:

    The missus just told me about The BBQ Pit Boys, so I went to their website and clicked the “About” link. It’s awesome.

    • rightymouse says:

      I love watching food shows on TV that highlight BBQ restaurant cooking. Some of the fire pits & sauce mixtures & techniques are just too freaking awesome for words! 🙂

  18. Octopus says:

    Yeah, how ’bout those rappers unloading their guns into the audience, which shot back with alacrity? That’s pretty audacious, eh? Care to comment about the dynamic, Fatass? No, I didn’t think so. 😆

  19. ISTE says:

    My friend Lucy was busy today.

    She is blonde, blue eyed and dumb as a rock. My alter ego.. 🙂

  20. Minnowredux says:

    Earth to news media: You made your bed. Now sleep in it.

  21. rightymouse says:

    Here’s some 4th of July dancing for youz. 😆

  22. rightymouse says:

    Obama warns about too much patriotism on 4th of July. Well, here’s some patriotism you definitely won’t like! EFF YOU. WE LUV THE DONALD!! 😆

    http://www.theamericanmirror.com/obama-warns-americans-much-patriotism-july-4th-weekend/

    • Octopus says:

      I wish somebody would jam a roman candle in his mouth, and light it. For July 4th!

  23. rightymouse says:

    Out in our neck of the Ohio woods, firecrackers are already going off in the neighborhood to celebrate 4th of July weekend. This will be the first 4th with Trump & my neighbors are itching to celebrate. Our county is unapologetically Republican . I’ma gonna disappear for a while to make a ham casserole for dinner. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      We’re going Up North on Friday, with a load of fireworks to set the woods on fire, scare some squirrels. Just hanging around this weekend — going to grill some steaks in a couple of hours, and celebrate daughter’s fiance’s 30th birthday. Some hard cider and Powers Whiskey are on tap. And ice cream cake!

  24. Octopus says:

    OMG I HOPE SO!!1! 😆

    Check out Joe Feagin’s self-description: Sociology Prof at Texas A&M, racism researcher, author, chess player

    He’s a Race Detective, too! You guys should hook up, like Batman and Robin. Solve race crimes using sociology and geetar.

  25. dudebro says:

    This idea has NEVER entered the mind of goose and kragar the kook

  26. Octopus says:

    Nazis. All the way down. 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    Meanwhile, back on Planet Erf, there are real things happening:

    …things that must NEVER be mentioned in leftist circles, not even in jest. Forbidden thingz!

  28. Octopus says:

    😆 What a party! Those Rockettes got a little out of hand, but who’s complainin’?

  29. Octopus says:

    All that howling at the moon has finally paid off. 🙂

  30. Octopus says:

    Well, now we have learned where the Fatass and his god-king Olbie get their stuff. The “imminent indictment” fantasies, and whatnot.

    How The Left Lost Its Mind

    Meanwhile, old-school platforms like Reddit and Daily Kos continue to host freewheeling forums that attract the kind of occasionally enlightening, occasionally deranged conversations that tend to thrive in those environments. And the HuffPost contributor platform—an un-vetted, unedited section of the site that operates apart from its professional journalism—has been a vehicle for some of the most bizarre, and outright craziest, content to go viral on the left in recent years.

    Just this month, editors were forced to delete a contributor post that began, “Impeachment and removal from office are only the first steps; for America to be redeemed, Donald Trump must be prosecuted for treason and — if convicted in a court of law — executed.” And throughout last year’s primaries, Seth Abramson, a creative writing professor at the University of New Hampshire, used his HuffPost perch to churn out a procession of increasingly delusional blog posts explaining why Bernie Sanders would inevitably win the Democratic nomination.

    Abramson’s arguments not only denied political realities and delegate math as the race wore on; they often denied basic human logic. But thanks to the hordes of Bernie fans desperately scouring the internet for some hope to cling to, Abramson’s posts consistently went uber-viral. (He eventually wrote a post defending this shameless play for clicks as a form of “experimental journalism” that embraced “the multi-dimensionality of metanarrative.” The Washington Post’s Matt O’Brien responded via Twitter: “Area Academic Writes Barely Comprehensible Defense of Lying.”) These days, Abramson’s main platform is Twitter, where he has over 150,000 followers, and specializes in imminent-indictment stories in the style of criminal complaints.

    MCKAY COPPINS Posted at 8:55 pm on July 2, 2017

    theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/07/liberal-fever-swamps/530736/

  31. Bunk X says:

    Well looky here.

  32. Pakimon says:

    Why so peevish? 😆

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Sounds a little unhinged.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Such a clever mastery of the English language. A true craftsman. Powerful.

      NOT.

      Charles, you are so infantile. And, so dense.

      Hahahahahahahahaahahahhaahhaha…..

      And have a nice day!!!

  33. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    I’m re-posting this 2015 article because people need to realize that Trump has been getting his memes from Nazis for a LONG time.
    12 hours ago
    FLASHBACK: We Found Where Donald Trump’s “Black Crimes” Graphic Came From: the white supremacist fever swamp… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    12 hours ago

    Poor Chunkles. Still trying to get the Nazi smear to stick after 2 years. No one followed his lead because that false graphic is only slightly worse than the actual FBI and DOJ stats. Which is why libturds with a brain don’t trot out the stats to support their racism accusations. For whatever reason blacks commit more crimes and murders way disproportionate to their percentage in the population.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_crime_in_the_United_States

  34. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    And if people need to know that Trump has been getting his memes from white supremacist sites then why do you have to go back to 2015 to find an example?

  35. Octopus says:

    Drama Queens Of Twitter! 😆

    Chunky, you have a soulmate in their own bunker. You should join forces, and pool your Cheetos funds.

  36. Octopus says:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-tweets-video-him-knocking-down-beating-cnn-164555974.html

    The Leftist Media was rendered hysterical and blubbering by this silly video. 😆

    Troll Level: Exalted Master

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky was compelled to jump in on this burning issue of great national import:

      😆

      • Minnowredux says:

        Hey Charles, despite your fantasies to the contrary….. you ain’t got SHIT on the mouth breathing Cro-Magnons you fucking Neanderthal.

        Now stop banging your head against the wall and please remember to wipe yourself next time you go out into the backyard.

        -and please try not to let my brain anger you too much little boy.

  37. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Chunky’s going to love this. https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/3935615/stephen-hawking-fears-trump-could-push-earth-over-the-brink-and-start-chain-reaction-which-wipes-out-humanity/

    Everyone else is merely saddened. The old chap has clearly jumped the shark. Of course, he knows a proton from a crouton but last time I checked no one rings up the local genius cosmic physicist for planetary climate theories. Earth is the next Venus if we don’t sign onto the latest Paris scam which the French themselves will ignore? Einstein predicted gravity’s effect on light. Something very difficult to prove, and when rare conditions presented themselves was proved. Climate hucksters predict all sorts of things that never happen. And take credit for things that do happen naturally. Why would he sign onto that muddle? Hawking is either an old diminished fool who once was great, or worse simply choosing sides in the cultural war of lies in order to sell a few more books.

  38. ISTE says:

    Ear worm time…

    Ear worm is a tune that gets in your head and repeats over and over again.

    A serious ear worm is an hour and a half of music..

    This is my ear worm….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xnWS09f1Ws

  39. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Independence Day morning and Pakimog wish to say he hope all his fellow mockers and mockerettes of all things corpulent, jazzy and ponytailed have a happy 4th of July! 😀

  40. rightymouse says:

    Happy 4th!!! 🙂

  41. rightymouse says:

    Google is being weird again.

    Their banner for today.

    • Octopus says:

      Google is worried about the animals being frightened by fireworks, bless their hearts. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Let’s celebrate the 4th AND Chunky’s history of fail, all in one swell foop:

        Also…PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL!

  42. Octopus says:

    Pennywise and pound-foolish!

  43. Octopus says:

    Women are SO scary! 😯

  44. Octopus says:

    Ironic, coming from the 400-lb recluse, who moved very heavily from the futon to the toilet. Then there was a seriously heavy movement.

  45. Octopus says:

    John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and Keith Olbermann. Gravy-toss!

  46. Octopus says:

    Trump is behind the Russian Conspiracy thing?

  47. Octopus says:

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/maxine-waters-vows-take-ben-carsons-apart

    The Craziest Bitch in captivity vows to “take his ass apart,” referring to Dr. Ben Carson. She’s the leader of Chunky’s impeachment movement, btw. 😆

  48. Octopus says:

    A little sumthin’-sumthin’ for the ladies. Rompers for men are going to be yuge!

  49. rightymouse says:

    Y’all just shoosh. Am making potstickers to take to our friends’ house. Chicken with lemon grass. 🙂

  50. Minnowredux says:

    Thank God that Donald Trump is our President!

    Happy 4th of July everyone!

  51. Octopus says:

    Nice 4th of July appearance today on my Kindle, Milo’s book “Dangerous.” I’ll let you know how it goes. I hope there’s some lib-scaring outrageousness. 😆

  52. Minnowredux says:

    Wow! New information explains a lot about certain fat, lazy morons we know….

    https://www.newscientist.com/article/2139694-we-may-have-mated-with-neanderthals-more-than-219000-years-ago/

    Hey Charles, please don’t feel too bad about yourself today.

    Me want you have happy 4th. Ugh.

    (Is that easier to understand?)

  53. Octopus says:

    In Bizarro World where Fatass lives, this makes perfect sense. 😆

    In this world, we’d like to wish Chunky another fine day of Depends-wearing infantility, complete with throwing all your toys out of the stroller.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Yeah Charles, spoken like a real contributing member of society!! And, of course, the ever present (highly distasteful) blog pimp……

      Charles, you are SUCH an amateur.

  54. Octopus says:

    Rocket Science it ain’t. 😆