What a Drag.

Over 38,000 loyal lizards were banned from Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs, but so what. Most of us thanked him for the favor.


Not sure why @Twitter whacks some people while letting the most egregious violators of their TOS rules dance around in their chonies with impunity (like Charles Johnson) but so what. We’re still here having fun.

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233 Comments on “What a Drag.”

  1. Octopus says:

    “Unhinged” is the ultimate Chunky insult! 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      I honestly think Charles needs a medical intervention.

      These comments he is making to the sitting President of the USA don’t even make any sense.

      Charles, what in the fuck is Trump guilty of and where is your proof? Just because you say something doesn’t make it so.

      Please seek professional help Charles. There are medicines available that will help you. They will make that screaming voice in your head tone down to a whisper. Things will improve.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Like THAT’S gonna happen!!!!11?!1

      • Arachne says:

        I am willing to bet that Fatso has been muted from Trump’s twitter.
        I mean, I can’t view his tweets, but is he getting a lot of replies? You would think if his shit was appearing on the Trump’s Timeline, he’s be getting his ass kicked around.

        • Minnowredux says:

          I am sure you are right on. Typical poseur that he is, he also knows this and spews viciously without a care.

          What a dick.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Trump is the windmill toward which poor quixotic Chunky tilts. That was my deep thought for the day. And now for an epic re-enactment of the 2016 presidential election.

    • Bunk X says:

      Nice photo. Composition isn’t too bad (uses the rule of 3rds, at least horizontally), color saturation could be tamed a bit, and there ought to be a bug at upper right, like Gus.

  2. Octopus says:

    It got weird last night in the garage…

    Oh shit.
    10 hours ago
    Wait!
    10 hours ago
    MEN!
    10 hours ago
    Wait.
    10 hours ago
    Whatever.
    10 hours ago
    Yes.
    10 hours ago
    Oh lord.
    10 hours ago
    Oh damn.
    10 hours ago
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    10 hours ago
    Banjos!
    10 hours ago

    • Bunk X says:

      I lived in southern states for part of my life, knew some rednecks, and not once did I hear anyone yell “Yee-Haw!.”

      On the other hand, “Gee” and “Haw” were right and left commands hollered to a mule while plowing, and I never heard that combination either. Now you just text your beast of burden.

  3. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    There is no rhyme nor reason. It’s just stupid things liberals do. Like this feminist magazine urging it’s own readers to abort their own babies and end the white race. Yes, really! Not stop having babies. Get pregnant first, then abort the baby.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/06/feminist-mag-calls-white-women-fight-supremacy-aborting-white-babies/

    Authored by:
    Nicole Valentine
    Worship Leader for the Progressive Women’s Christian Ministry at my college, intersectional feminist, dedicated to Jesus and the progressive movement as a whole! Also an advocate for AAPI rights as a woman of color! Jesus, women, and progress: basically my life! White men need not contact.

    Another article at that website (aptly named Medusa) suggests that straight men with gay friends should provide sexual services to said gay friends. Some people didn’t take kindly to that.

    https://i2.wp.com/medusamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/message-1.png?w=744&ssl=1

    https://i1.wp.com/medusamagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/message-3.png?w=733&ssl=1

    Naturally the perpetual victim authors claimed this reaction was due to misogyny.

  4. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Trump’s temporary travel ban goes into place

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2017/06/scotus-reinstates-substantially-all-of-trump-travel-order/

    IOW yet another gigantic win for The Donald. And another giant Butt Hurt for Chunkles.

    • Bunk X says:

      Spotted a link to a story listing Obama’s 90 great achievements as president. Source: Daily Kos.

  5. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Trump wins again. As he said CNN’s constant Russia narrative is fake news.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/06/25/jeff-zucker-cnn-retraction-russia-conspiracy/

    And when they get caught they simply delete the story from their website with no explanation. That is a true Chunky McFatso memory hole move which is considered a journalistic no-no for the fake news outlets still pretending to be real journalists. To top it off rabid Trump hater Zucker who runs the CNN shit show and is “investigating” this massive F-UP is refusing to answer questions about it. Such as what’s going to happen to the author. Probably because he’s getting a corner office and a massive bonus.

    • Minnowredux says:

      I am sure we will now see Wolf Shithole with a small screen title in the lower right hand corner of his screen for the next two weeks that reads “CNN Newsroom in Crisis” as he had done for weeks with “Whitehouse in Crisis”.

      Motherfucker.

  6. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    More high journalistic standards:

    This guy speculated the missing Malaysian jet might have disappeared into a black hole.

    Here’s just some random shit they made up.

    And they hire crooked liars and political cheaters who are well known for making shit up and have been fired for it.

  7. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Yet another win for Trump. Me-Again Kelly is totally bombing at the Lyin’ Brian Fake News network.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/06/24/boston-globe-shallow-megyn-kelly-lacks-charisma-acumen/

    Chunk’s still butt hurt that Lyin’ Brian didn’t get a new show. One where he can make up some more live action war stories and bodies of hurricane victims murdered by GW Bush floating by his lunch table.

    • Octopus says:

      Wow, she’s sinking faster than Chunky’s Alexa ratings. 😯

      I remember watching her on Fox, thinking she was a decent newsreader with a pretty good look. Then, she got her own show, decided to jump on the libturd bandwagon with an attack on Trump, and the rest is herstory. I wonder if she’ll survive the first year with NBC. I doubt it.

  8. Minnowredux says:

    Me-Again Kelly ought to retire with her millions into obscurity. She could have done so relatively unscathed prior her to her departure from Fox despite all of her dumbassery. Now, every time she opens her mouth, she proves to the world how little she has to offer.

    Of course, with an ego the size of Mount Rushmore, she won’t and instead, she will continue on until she loses her contract. She will end up like Katie Couric as a miserable, has-been.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha………

    • rightymouse says:

      Can’t stand her. She turned me off ages ago when she first started at Fox and went after Cruz like a total bitch. Went downhill from there. By the time she asked Trump that stupid question in the Fox Prez debate, I figured Megyn & her 3″ fake eyelashes were goners.

  9. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Because….well it’s what we do here in Kentucky.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/06/26/kentucky-town-elects-dog-mayor-fourth-time/

    • Octopus says:

      Vote Fur Lucy Lou! 🙂

      • Bunk X says:

        Wasn’t “Little Lappin’ Lucy Lou” a song by the Righteous Brothers? Oh wait. Maybe it was Lupe, as in “Hang On Lupe” by the McCoys.

        I dunno, Babs, but I do know this. Charles’ Alexa ratings are in the crapper.

  10. dezes157 says:

    The court is almost evenly split and the vote was 9-0, so what is a fat imbecile to say?

    • Arachne says:

      Really Dumbshit? it was 9-0. It is evenly split with Kennedy a swing vote.
      NO ONE sees it as heavily right-wing. Except of course, an idiot like you.

      • dezes157 says:

        Chuck is a one man clown show, when he isn’t busy making a fool of himself with stupid tweets like the above, he is trying to ingratiate with some sniveling dick head moonbat with a high follower count.

        • Octopus says:

          Time to send out another Olbie tweet — “Trump Going Crazier Than Ever Before!” 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I wonder if Fatass even bothered to read the story, so he would know the vote was 9-zip. I seriously doubt it. 😆

        • dezes157 says:

          Chuck, reads a headline on Kos, scratches his fat pimpled ass, sniffs his fingers, tweets Trump is mean and stupid, scratches his fat pimpled ass, sniffs his fingers…..
          Oh Chuck, careful playing with the lean dogs.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Thankfully, there are some adults on the SCOTUS to correct the political posturing of the attention whore lower court judges that think they can “send messages” and glean attention for themselves with their nonsensical decisions.

      Hahahahahaha Charles. Cry me a river bitch.

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s been a very bad day so far for Fatass. 😆

  12. Minnowredux says:

    It is mighty funny to watch the Left continue their foolish, public meltdown. Charles, Olberdouche, Rob Reiner (among so many others) are foot stomping mad that they cannot get their own way.

    The collective emotional maturity of a seven year old girl on parade for the entire world to see (and laugh at).

    Two words for those on the Left: Grow up.

  13. Octopus says:

    Oy! Another week, another garage. Just can’t seem to find the right fit.

    • Octopus says:

      I work out all the time, watch what I eat and drink and eschew any drugs besides the occasional ibuprofen. I feel old and creaky most mornings, but I shudder to think what I’d feel (and look) like if I lived like Gus.

      “Oh, shit!
      Wait!
      Oh damn.
      MEDIC!”

    • Octopus says:

      Like a migrating bird or butterfly, Gus knows when it’s time to move. Of course, he does get some hints from his landlords…

      • Octopus says:

        Squatting has its drawbacks. 😦

        • rightymouse says:

          Especially outside during winter.

          • Bunk X says:

            Nasty when the scat freezes right as you’re pinching it off in sub-zero global warming.

          • Octopus says:

            You know about that? Jack London cut that part out of “To Build A Fire,” thinking it TMI for his Victorian audience. A most disconcerting phenomenon.

          • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

            I wondered if the main character’s #1 & #2 orifaces were were frozen like his beard?
            / like Octo said, TMI

        • TreBob says:

          Gus is talking to himself:

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        And after about the 10th time

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Here’s what Gus’ landlords/sister/roommates say very soon after agreeing to let Gus stay in their 1 room apt/garage/couch.

    • dezes157 says:

      You feel like shit because you are SHIT!

  14. rightymouse says:

    Speaking of lizards. I ran across this today. I don’t remember him, but he encapsulates Fatso’s idiocy very well.

    http://joshuapundit.blogspot.com/2009/12/chuckie-at-lgf-goes-ape-poopy-cwazy.html

    • Bunk X says:

      “RS MCain, after he was smeared by Chuckie as a ra-aaa-aa-cist wrote that Chuckie would regret his behavior only once, but it would be for the rest of his life.”

  15. rightymouse says:

  16. rightymouse says:

    The current crop of lizards.

  17. rightymouse says:

  18. rightymouse says:

    My favorite! You can waddle, but you can’t hide, Fatso. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    Fake album cover time…

    What kind of music would this album contain? Something awesome, no doubt. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Combination of Syd Barrett, Richard (Hell) Meyers, Lou Reed and maybe some Laurie Anderson. Of course, he’s unlikely to ever hear those names, but he’ll hear the influences.

      • Octopus says:

        That could really work. Psychedelia-inflected punk, with some angst-y introspection suitable for a 13-yr-old auteur.

      • No small amount of Joy Division and Nick Cave/Birthday Party

        • Octopus says:

          Good call, ‘Bassman. I see a little Ian Curtis in young Master B, as well.

          • Here, my band doing Day of the Lords, from our last gig almost four years ago …

          • Octopus says:

            Damn, that’s a deep cut cover for a bar band. Way to rock it! And way to rock the smoking jacket, too. 😉

          • Thank you, Oct … glad you like it! We did some very off-beat [pun intended] covers. The blondie is one of my colleagues from the high school where I teach. She taught art, but took a maternity leave nine months after the gig [I KNOW she and her conceived that night! :-)], and had another child, and decided to be a full-time mom. She is one of the most genuine people I’ve ever had the pleasure to know.

          • Thank you, Oct … glad you like it! We did some very off-beat [pun intended] covers. The blondie is one of my colleagues from the high school where I teach. She taught art, but took a maternity leave nine months after the gig [I KNOW she and her conceived that night! :-)], and had another child, and decided to be a full-time mom. She is one of the most genuine people I’ve ever had the pleasure to know.

  20. Minnowredux says:

    Mr. Halfwit has, of course, another new video by Keith Olberdouche.

    I made it through 54 seconds and starting gagging and had to turn it off.

    Here, Olberdouche pontificates on a fantasy that only exists in his head. His argument is that IF something is found that undeniably links Trump to the Russians, Trump will then claim that it wasn’t illegal.

    Wow.

    Everyone, everywhere has been digging for six months on this subject only to find NOTHING at the bottom of the hole. Yet, Olbermann is convinced there is something down there AND that (when found) Trump will blow it all off by claiming it wasn’t illegal.

    Talk about a convoluted reality!

    Talk about cray-cray…..

  21. Minnowredux says:

    Sure Zucker. Your viewers trust you EVEN MORE now that you were caught red-handed spreading bullshit.

    Yep. That’s how it works.

    You fucking idiot.

    • Bunk X says:

      The fake meme is not backfiring any more, it’s in pre-ignition, and it’s blowing the hell out of the DNC’s carburetor.

  22. Bunk X says:

    The echoes in this thread make me smile. Thanks, folks. 😀

  23. rain of lead says:

    but wait, there’s more!
    Project Veritas and James O’Keefe has produced another explosive undercover story showcasing CNN producers who admit the Trump-Russia story is manufactured and promoted for ratings by the network.

    https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/06/27/undercover-video-cnn-producer-admits-russia-story-is-bullsht-manufactured-for-ratings/comment-page-1/#comments

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Another excellent opportunity for Chunky to use his new definitions of the words “hoax” and “bogus”.

      • Octopus says:

        “Deceptively-edited,” too. 😆

        A LOT of people really believe in the Russian Myth — it’s kind of the keystone of their brittle structure of excuses for Shrillary’s incomprehensible loss to Satan, er, Trump. You remove this stone, and it all comes crashing down, along with the pee-party story, the charges that he’s a racist, sexist, draft-dodging homophobe who also hates and wants to kill poor people. It’s a lot of bumf to process, and the idiotas on the Left can’t cope. They might riot some more. OH NOOOEEESSS!!

    • Octopus says:

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

      May I just say, “God bless James O’Keefe?” I mean it. The guy is killin’ it! 😆

      All of the lies about Trump just keep crashing down, and the Left just keeps losing their shit more and more. I have had to seek medical attention for my schadenboner numerous times, AND STILL IT PERSISTS, as the saying goes. I should write a children’s book about it…no, I probably shouldn’t. Bad idea. Hey, they can’t all be gems.

  24. Octopus says:

    Heheh — Fatass thinks Trump is going to use chemical weapons on Syria, or fake their use somehow, and then bomb them as a distraction from his nefarious (insert libturd lie here) plots and scandals. How keen your insights are, Chunky! 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    He gets his nooz from Olbermann and Seth Meyers. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Interesting – only a total of 11.4 million (and that’s the HIGH estimate) of inidividuals signed up for Obamacare. So if it is repealed, only those people are going to lose that insurance. The 24 million figure they are all about are those people who were FORCED by the law to buy insurance and did so rather than pay the penalty. They will not opt to buy insurance except for maybe catastrophic coverage.

  26. rightymouse says:

    For ISTE.

  27. rightymouse says:

    I miss IronFist. 😦

    • Octopus says:

      That pic struck such fear into the trembling moonbats in ’05 — imagine what would happen to today’s quivering SJW’s! 😯

      RIP, Iron Fist. You were a good ‘un. Fought the good fight, and didn’t lose — just ran out of time.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Another ex LGF’er r from long ago after Fatso had his meltdown.

    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/bad_americans/the_eternal_banality_of_t.php

    • Octopus says:

      Is that the original Rusty Hinge?

      • rightymouse says:

        I think so. 🙂

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          I was a rusty hasp guy. His photography then was a lol before reading what lizards had too offer. Commenters were the content before Chunky became Hitler. Now he’s worse than Hitler, amirite?

          • Bunk X says:

            Hitler’s photos were over-exposed pictures of his cats.

          • Octopus says:

            “Hitler had a lot of good ideas”…yeah, I finally got to the truly nutty part of his book, at the end of the first section (it’s divided into two books). He goes into detail on his theories of race, and racial purity, and of course, the JOOOOOOS. The crazy just drips off the page, with the perseverating and pseudo-history.

            Is Chunky worse than HItler? Well, nobody listens to Fatass, and a LOT of people were ready to listen to Hitler at the time he began his political rise. I guess the world is safe from the Creature From Culver City. 😆

  29. Minnowredux says:

    Hahahahahahahaha. CNN is having a sad.

    I am sure Chucky three chins is having a sad too.

    Fuck you Charles!!!

    And, have a nice day!!!!!!

  30. Bunk X says:

    We regret to inform you that @Barbie_Sandwich is gone. He/she was put into an artificial coma late Friday, 23 June 2017, and life support was officially disconnected by Twitter as of 2:27AM this morning.

    • TreBob says:

      Bye Barbie you went too soon. In the end Jack gets them all.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Tis a sad day @ DoD. That said, he/she kicked ass! Time for a TFK sock!

    • Minnowredux says:

      I remember that one time Barbie crashed the Democratic National Convention and got the shit kicked out of her and was then thrown in jail.She was a real fighter. Sad to see her go.

  31. Octopus says:

  32. Minnowredux says:

    Hey Charles, I hear they are hiring senior journalists at CNN.

    Oh wait.

    Never mind.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaa

    • Bunk X says:

      CNN describes them as Senior Journalists, but they’re really just mental fungal infections. Do it, Charles.

  33. Octopus says:

    @Themikedj It’s a Nazi meme.
    9 hours ago
    @hlthiskrieger In a word: Nazis.
    9 hours ago

    It’s Nazis all the way down!

    #nowplaying…

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      If you’re not Nazi you’re not trying!

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m amazed Chunkles hasn’t zeroed in on that link as proof that we’re all nazi stalkers. 😆

  34. Octopus says:

    😆

    It’s tough to be one of the poor people, but can Gus turn it around at this point and become a productive and prosperous citizen? It’s a longshot.

  35. Octopus says:

    Somebody ISTE might enjoy…

    • ISTE says:

      Epica is on my list.

      Now… if you search for videos using “Epica Floor Jansen” and “Floor Tarja” there is some great music.

      They all know each other and often do duets..

  36. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Come at me with a creepy “red pill” animated GIF and I’m just going to fucking block you because I know what that means and fuck that shit.
    11 hours ago

    Tough talk from the tubby Tweeter.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’ve never seen or heard of the “red pill animated GIF” and have no clue as to “what it means”.

      I suppose I could Google it but I’m too lazy.

      On the other hand, if it sends the fat ponytailed TwitterDickhead into spasms of impotent rage, How bad could it be? 😆

  37. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Former Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort Belatedly Files as Foreign Agent for Ukraine Work: $17M… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    56 minutes ago

    Chunky/LGF figuratively abusing the deceased equine.

  38. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2017/06/27/mcenroe-no-im-not-going-apologize-serena-williams/

    Liberal pinheads on CBS Good Morning prove they are so stupid they honestly think pointing out that Serena Williams couldn’t compete on the men’s pro tennis circuit and would rank about 700 is sexist. And not just a factual observation.

    “Would you like to apologize?” — @NorahODonnell
    “No.” — John McEnroe pic.twitter.com/BFN8w2EyfY

    — CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) June 27, 2017

    The former tennis bad boy said there may only be one solution to settle the debate.

    “Why don’t you combine, just solve the problem — I’m sure the men would be all for this — the men and women play together and then we don’t have to guess,” he said.

    Chunk cratered his cool edgy classical liberal blog in order to embrace this idiotarian PC progressive Demoncrap dumbth.

    • Arachne says:

      Serena Williams herself said it is a completely different game – men are faster, the shots they take are different, they hit harder.

      I know – let’s put one female golfer with the LPGA against every touring pro in the PGA and everyone plays from the same tees. Where do you think SHE is going to come in after holes.

      • Octopus says:

        There was a recent embarrassing matchup between the US Women’s soccer team and some boys: http://www.sportbible.com/football/funny-us-womens-team-embarrassed-by-under-15s-boys-academy-team-20170406

        A similar thing happened with the female Olympic hockey team and a high school boys’ team a few years back. It wasn’t as close as the soccer game.

        Before Ronda Rousey got her face kicked in by a couple of female fighters last year, there was talk that she could compete against men in MMA. Silly talk, it was. Nothing sexist about it — it’s the testosterone.

        It should be noted, women can beat men in 100-mile marathons, and often do. The ladies can also survive economic hardship better and give birth, which men could never do.

  39. Octopus says:

    When you’ve lost Van Jones from your conspiracy jihad… 😆

    Sorry, Fatass. I know this one really hurts. 😥

  40. Octopus says:

    tl;dr

    • ISTE says:

      The tattoo artist should have started four inches lower.

      The “th” in Corinthians would have tickled… 🙂

      • Bunk X says:

        You mean the photoshop artist. The photoshop artist should have started four inches lower, varied the font a tad and simplified the message to read “PENiS PENiS PENiS LOL”.

      • Octopus says:

        That reminds me of that crazy gal who got her bumhole tattooed a few years back, and the video was posted on Youtube. Oh, what the hell…here it is, in censored form:

  41. Octopus says:

    Does nobody on Twitter ever ask Fatass, “But what about yours?” Because it never stops, and it’s the same crazy ranting day after crazy day. It just seems like the logical question to be axed.

  42. Octopus says:

    George turned 4 yesterday, and today I took him on a very long walk in the state park. He’s very tired now, as am I. Naptime!

    • rightymouse says:

      He looks like a VERY happy/content doggy! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        He’s got the life, this guy. I’m on vacation this week, doing some work around the house, and he’s doing his usual thing — sleeping on the couch, napping on the stairs, lounging on the patio, taking some sun, listening to the birdies…yeah, it’s a dog’s life. I want that life. 🙂

  43. TreBob says:

    Ocky’s post reminded me I wanted to update on Bettie. If you didn’t know, Bettie Page went into the pound as a stray around the first of April. She was pregnant with 12 puppies, had fleas & ticks so badly her fur was falling out and she had heart worm. Our amazing shelter here in Oklahoma City found a foundation to sponsor her heart worm treatment but she didn’t do well after the treatment and got kennel cough (for you non-pet folks, it’s a highly contagious respiratory disease). In fact one of her medical entries during that time said they should put her with an experienced foster and let them know not to expect her to survive. But she did, she’s a tough chick and she got healthy enough for us to adopt her about a month ago. She still wasn’t doing really well, weighed less than 54 pounds (you could count every rib and vertebra from across the street), and our vet diagnosed her with hook worm. Well, after that hook worm treatment the difference is amazing. She’s bouncy, has gained nearly 10 pounds, fur is coming back and is now a playful (clownish) Pit. So while Bettie has had a rough last few months, she is terrific now. I’m even teaching her to retrieve a ball and play with toys.

    Here’s a new pic you can show George Ocky. Bet my pretty girl drives him crazy.

  44. Minnowredux says:

    Now the CNN reporters are having a case of the vapors in public as usual because, somehow, Donald Trump has made their jobs physically dangerous!!???

    What. Fucking. Idiots.

    These morons refuse to keep digging their own graves. Deeper! Deeper!

    As usual, NO responsibility for their own actions. NO consequences to their own decisions. Suddenly, it is someone else’s fault.

    Talk about the emotional maturity of five year olds.

    And, oh yeah, fuck you Charles because I am sure you are as indignant as CNN is about all of this……

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahahaha

    • Pakimon says:

      The unbiased media hacks are freaking out because for the first time since… well… ever, they are being publicly called out and held accountable for their partisan lies and bullshit.

      They’re now honking and squealing about not feeling safe.

      Hmmmm. I wonder why.

      People tend to get very angry when they’ve been lied to for years and even angrier when they realize the “unbiased media” regards them as imbeciles who are so stupid, they’ll believe anything “The 4th Estate™ ” deems to spoon feed them.

      If such a thing were to occur in a social setting, the result would most likely be the condescending bullshitter getting punched in the face and perhaps getting a total ass-kicking.

      Since there’s no legal recourse against the alleged “media” for their slander and lies, there’s bound to be folks out there who are sick of the lies and have poor impulse control and are ready to demonstrate their displeasure to members of the “media” in more personal terms.

      I am not condoning such activity, I am merely making an observation as to a possible outcome.

      • Octopus says:

        How funny! The Left, including their toadies in the MSM, have been inciting hostility towards Trump and conservatives for years, and there have been plenty of violent incidents. Now they have the gall to accuse Trump of making their jobs dangerous? Oh, you sillies! 😆

        • dezes157 says:

          Media; I will lie to destroy your life!
          The public. *Punch kick punch*
          Media: big meany!

    • Bunk X says:

      He’s a “News Aggregator.” He’s on the same level as Drudge & Breitbart, right?
      I haven’t checked but he’s probably below Chuck Johnson by now.

  45. Minnowredux says:

    over at CNN’s website,there is one “small” topic that is being ignored…

    The demise of a corrupt, lying bunch of arrogant turds.

    Ha. Ha.

  46. Octopus says:

    • Bunk X says:

      • Arachne says:

        Wow…..got it wrong on collecting taxes. What a national disgrace.
        Meanwhile, let’s gloss over BIG story after BIG story that YOU got completely wrong.

        • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

          They only started collecting taxes in April. Trump may be referring to all of the taxes they’ve avoided paying. He’s also described them as a monopoly that is unfairly hurting brick and mortar retail. Perhaps he thinks they should pay a penalty tax for that. At least Trump’s comments are debatable as opposed to Chunk’s spectacular face plants.

          https://thoughtcatalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/4.gif?w=351&h=262

  47. Bunk X says:

    Got a strong whiff of woodsmoke coming in from the west a few minutes ago, called 911. Local fire department says its from a brushfire near Camp Pendleton and there’s like a polar vortex going on and shit.

    I live hours north of Camp Pendleton, but I like the smell of a campfire, so I’m content.

  48. Bunk X says:

    Sorry if I posted this earlier. Okay, I’m not.

    Here’s a take that occurred to me some time ago, but only recently did the upper echelon blog pundits bring it up. It addresses #covfefe as well. It's a good assessment IMO.

    http://bigleaguepolitics.com/trumps-cheese-maze-strategy/

    Limbaugh had a clever analogy the other day: Trump's got the laser pointer and he's got the liberal media cat chasing the little bright red dot all over the living room, bouncing off the furniture and running into walls. It's a lot like pug bowling.

    I also wouldn't be surprised if Trump's others have the password for access, and that he may not be the author of each and every Tweet. The entire purpose of the Twitter barrage may be to throw snowballs into the drift for the media dogs to chase (and that's MY analogy).

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a fine article. 🙂

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      One of the tactics that the left started using a couple decades ago is using the MSM to continuously keep a GOP candidate or administration on their heels. Back then the stories weren’t just audacious “unnamed” sourced fabrications but usually the twisting of something real to impugn the candidate. I remember agonizing weeks going by where you’re thinking “Are they going to ever effectively address this?” as they’re being hammered and hammered by their opponents and the media in the Sunday shows. And thinking “Hell, I wish they’d ask me. I could come up with a justification or answer that sounds better than nothing at all”. Or sending some surrogate on Deface the Nation who appears to not realize everyone has a knife out for him. As the article observes Trump/Bannon and team had a plan for this and it’s working. And Twitter is an integral part. Wouldn’t the MSM turds just love it if Trump took some of these idiot’s advice to stop Tweeting so they could go back on offense 24/7?

      • Bunk X says:

        Alinsky tactics work unless you’re prepared to play the game. Don’t go after the group, go after the vulnerable individual until he/she caves and quits. Then pick another target to isolate and attack. Never stop sniping at the opponent.

        Rauhauser played this out on Twitter with his Beandogs a few years ago.

  49. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Trump and his sons alone fight better than the entire GOP.

    I heard poorly rated @Morning_Joe speaks badly of me (don’t watch anymore). Then how come low I.Q. Crazy Mika, along with Psycho Joe, came..

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

    …to Mar-a-Lago 3 nights in a row around New Year’s Eve, and insisted on joining me. She was bleeding badly from a face-lift. I said no!

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 29, 2017

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-tweets-mika-was-bleeding-badly-from-a-face-lift

    Eric Trump slammed Acosta after he tweeted out, “Does this feel like America? Where the White House takes q’s from conservatives, then openly trashes the news media in the briefing room.”

    Does it feel like America where one of the networks (@CNN) gives debate questions to their preferred candidate ahead of time? https://t.co/woNU3u7dQN

    — Eric Trump (@EricTrump) June 28, 2017

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-tweets-mika-was-bleeding-badly-from-a-face-lift

  50. Arachne says:

    Remember No-Buck Chuck stating that Trump was going to start a war in Syria to “boost his ratings”? Well now, it appears that Trump firing that warning short made Assad think twice:

    https://www.weaselzippers.us/346211-trumps-warning-to-syria-on-chemical-weapons-worked-mattis-says/

    Of course, No-Buck Chuck will claim that Mattis is lying, becuase…..well because he sez so!

  51. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @realDonaldTrump These two tweets break new ground in evil misogynist creepiness, you debased lunatic. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    1 hour ago

    • Arachne says:

      I do love watching the No-Buck Chuck meltdowns. I’m sure he’s DM’ing with the Olberdork on the phrasing. Wouldn’t surprise me if Trump’s MUTED his rants simply because every time he enters the Trump timeline, the IQ level falls.

      • Minnowredux says:

        Neither Chuck or Olberdouche’s parents did those two any favors.

        To observe what complete failures they have each become in their lives is really quite pathetic.

        Neither one has a G.D. thing going for them.

        All they have is bitterness and vitriol for those who have done something with themselves and who have accomplished something.

        Non-stop hatred and ripping…..

        Not impressed.

  52. Octopus says:

    He stole her purse. She apprehended him with appropriate force. Why is she being charged?

  53. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders is just ranting at the media for asking about Trump’s misogynistic attack this morning… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    21 minutes ago

    Chunk fails yet again trying to use the word misogyny which does not mean mocking one woman. If it did Chunk would be the biggest misogynist on the planet after attacking and mocking Geller, Attkisson, Bachmann, Palin, Malkin, etc.. Not to mention in the old days Sheehan, Corrie (after her death!) and countless others. And ALWAYS condescendingly dismissing them as crazy, flaky, stupid, ignorant, and clueless. How sexist is it for an ugly, single creep to say a pretty smiling woman has “crazy eyes” just because of her tax policy?? Answer: Very.

    Trump OTOH is fully justified since Mika has been comparing him to Kim Jong ILL and Hitler and asserting seriously that his administration is a fascist regime and saying “No you can read books about this!”. Mika is indeed an idiot.

  54. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders Bickers With the Press lgf.bz/2s6vhUF https://t.co/8r2BGyfM5E

    I see. So a woman stands up to the bullying and blatantly biased WH mostly liberal press and it’s bickering? It’s easy to see why Chunk0 has no women in his life.

    • Arachne says:

      He probably couldn’t even BUY it. He goes down to Sunset Boulevard and the hookers all dive into the nearest Starbucks.

  55. Arachne says:

    Hey DOD Twitter Users!

    Go to Twitter and type in search “@johncusack” See if you’ve been blocked.
    Apparently all of us have.

  56. rightymouse says:

    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!! They did WHAT?? 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Big bunch of LIKE buys for this.

      • Bunk X says:

        They sucked up alright, and within days they were back to trashing him.
        Very similar to what #fuckface did, only quicker.

        • Arachne says:

          Rush Limbaugh said the same thing about them yesterday. They’re a pair of grifters. They visited him in Palm Beach, went to his studio, he gifted each of them with an iPad. They were gushy gooey and then went on TV and trash talked him. He was like “where did that come from?”

  57. Minnowredux says:

    Mika and Joe are just TWO MORE of the well documented and widely accepted RIGHT WING MEDIA.

    Those bums.

    You go Charles. You go girl.

  58. Arachne says:

    Hope No-Buck Chuck falls for it…..

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

    • Minnowredux says:

      Yea…. I knew we would finally get that Bum Obama. That Sean sure is a salty dog!!

  59. Minnowredux says:

    Everyone is up in arms about the Donald tweeting “the mean things” about Mika etc.

    What he did is not something I would do…. but, for a guy who has done nothing but eat shit from the media for the past year, it is quite disingenuous for anyone to get down on him too much. And, frankly, Mika is one dumb broad who does tend to say thoughtless, moronic shit about Trump all the time.

    Did she deserve it? Like I said, I would have just ignored it. Should Donald Trump apologize?

    Fuck. No.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t watch her or anything else on that godforsaken channel, but I understand she’s been accusing him of the ugliest things since he started his campaign. Now he fights back a little, and he’s the asshole? I don’t think so, Failed Media Outlets. 😆

      It’s funny to see the MSM trying to replace the Failed Russia Story with anything they can grapple aholt of that doesn’t instantly turn to dust and blow away in the wind. Keep trying, assdouches.

    • dezes157 says:

      Chuck trying to dog whistle to get Trump banned from Twitter, nah that could never blow up in Chucks pock marked melon.

    • Arachne says:

      Levin played a load of clips that Schmo and the Mrs. said about Trump ON AIR. Yeah, there was finally some push back. Of course, Limbaugh has endured FAR worse from Clinton and Obama and Congress critters like Reid. Doesn’t bother the Left.

  60. Octopus says:

    This made me laff a little.

  61. Minnowredux says:

    Newt Gingrich is effing brilliant. Wow.

    Go watch him on Tucker Carlson tonight…..

  62. Pakimon says:

    While everyone else is backpedaling away from “Russian Collusion” story hoax as fast as they can, Chunkles is doubling down.

    I can’t even… 😆 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Fun fact: There are at least 426 documented imbeciles on Twitter. 427 if you count “He of Corpulence and Jazzy Ponytail”.

    • TreBob says:

      Charles’ streak is intact! 100% wrong 100% of the time.

    • Octopus says:

      By “far worse,” he must mean “no interference, collusion or effect in the slightest,” because that’s what the evidence shows. What a fat load. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Yes it is, No Buck Chuck. For Democrats.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

  63. Octopus says:

    Oh no! The poor cat. 😯

    You and me baby.
    10 hours ago
    Fuck yes.
    10 hours ago
    Damn girl.
    10 hours ago

  64. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/video/maxine-waters-says-700-billion-people-are-about-to-lose-their-healthcare/

    😆

    Maxine Waters is more sane than Chunky McDumbth, though. It’s close, but she beats him on the key traits of “social engagement” and “hair styling.” 😆

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Well considering illegal aliens are covered she’s counting all estimated sentient beings in the Milky Way Galaxy. That’s just how good Obunglecare is!

  65. Octopus says:

    Podesta knows the drill: If the facts are on your side, pound the facts into the table. If the law is on your side, pound the law into the table. If neither the facts nor the law are on your side, pound the table. And squeal like a little bitch. 😆

  66. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://themoderatevoice.com/cartoon-russian-hackers/194198_600/

  67. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    It’s pretty clear Bannon and team have targeted Joe and Mika’s Morning Meltdown show. By cancelling their time off to dedicate a show to doubling down on moron hyperbole replete with Donny Douche challenging the POTUS to a fight shows they aren’t news. That show was at one time considered to be the only moderate news show on AMESSNBC because Scarborough is supposedly a Republican. I used to watch it occasionally myself. Everybody knows the rest of AMESSNBC is batshit Fake News lunacy. So by baiting them into this monumental self-beclownment (on top of their embarrassing very public family betrayals making them look like teenagers) it’s effectively turned off any remnants of normal middle and working class viewers. They can’t be a news show and be an endless stream of unproven and unfounded invective toward the POTUS at the same time. They took the bait.

  68. rightymouse says:

  69. Octopus says:

    More delicious Project Veritas video:

    American voters are “stupid as shit.” Huh. That’s pretty clear-cut, how CNN views the public. Thanks for clearing that up. 😆

    Also, the idea that Trump is “hilariously unqualified” for the job, after the life he’s led killing it in the trenches of business, celebrity, and NYC society — but the last guy, who never did a fucking thing in his life besides look sharp in an empty suit and read a teleprompter while gazing off into the distance, was Teh Bomb. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Van Jones has declared the Project Veritas a “hoax.”
      Yeah, let’s listen to a 9/11 Troofer on the idea of Hoaxes.

      Oh, and Dan Rather on CNN today lecturing Trump on the ethics of politics.
      Dan Rather and “ethics” don’t occupy the same fucking ZIP code.

      • Octopus says:

        Where was Brian Williams? Out of the office today? 😆

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Dan Rather is very good at imitating someone with Gra-vee-toss. Especially when someone smart wrote it for him. So he must be ethical, right?

  70. Octopus says:

    http://www.macon.com/news/nation-world/national/article158890804.html

    The guy just likes to mix in a cuke or two, while tossing his own salad. 😆

  71. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Turkey to Stop Teaching Evolution in High School lgf.bz/2s2DbPd https://t.co/WYNGw43mT1
    1 hour ago

    Nary a peep about Erdogan being a Muslim conservative terror apologist, Israel hater and crusher of democratic freedom and human rights. But the content of H.S. biology class is where Chunky draws the line.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh oh….this should trigger No Bucks Chuck – but a quandry – how can he criticize a MOOSLIM for evolution denial when everyone knows it be the damn Christians that are science deniers.

  72. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    ‘Tis the season to enjoy an outdoor concert!

  73. Octopus says:

  74. Pakimon says:

    Not so new from Olbermann – He still looks like he tried to sneak out a silent fart but ended up crapping his pants instead. 😆

  75. Octopus says:

    Trump IS Hitler. Keep up, boy!

    • Minnowredux says:

      Hey Gus, take your skewed sense of the world, with ALL of your hand-out expectations, all of your entitlements, all of your Obama phones etc, your EBT card and everything else GIVEN to you and shove them straight up your lazy, good for nothing ass.

      Go get a job you worthless piece of shit. Earn your own way.

      You bum.

  76. Octopus says:

    *are
    (dumbass) 😆

  77. Octopus says:

    Chunky is trying to come on to a lesbian. 😆

    • Minnowredux says:

      I just watched 3:20 of her opening and had to shut her off. What an obnoxious, self-absorbed moron she is.

      And, this is about what I would expect from Charles in terms of a “review”. “Most riveting” and “intense”??

      Give me a break.

      • dezes157 says:

        Chuck is desperate, He wants so badly for a national personality to notice him, what a sad pathetic waste of grease he is.