On 15 April 2001 Charles Johnson claimed to be a victim of Islamic Extremism and he lived to tell about it.

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Off by only a month, Charles Johnson claimed credit for spotting local jihadists. He knew what was coming down because his followers told him so, and Johnson always takes the credit for the work of others.

Johnson’s anecdote precedes the horrors of 911 by five months, yet his antennae were already twitching. At the time of the post, Little Green Footballs had little to do with politics (let alone islamic jihad) and a lot to do with bicycling and low-end computer programming. Back then, few people knew or cared who he was, kinda like now.

On the other hand, Charles Johnson has been shown to manipulate and edit his posts after-the-fact, so it’s possible that he changed the posting date to make it appear he was prescient. I don’t think that’s the case here – He was spooked by the event.  Johnson was 48 years old at time of posting, old enough to figure it out.
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The screencap is not the product of The Official BRC Nil Stooge Template, it’s what the LGF cached post looks like today, with the new FatBody LGF Logo, Twitter links, and an appropriately round, decade-old image of Charles Foster Johnson.

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149 Comments on “On 15 April 2001 Charles Johnson claimed to be a victim of Islamic Extremism and he lived to tell about it.”

  1. Trump is Teh Taliban!! - Chuck0 the Clown - CEO Loser Grown Fetuses (LGF) says:

    Only a clown like Johnsuck would be that paranoid and cowardly. And then proclaim years later that people HE sucked into HIS OWN THINKING are racists.

  2. Octopus says:

    I’m surprised he hasn’t written a similar story updated with his current theme, starring a Catholic altar boy being nearly run over by a hysterical Johnson, and then the kid “pew-pews” at the speeding VW in front of St. Augustine’s. Full of ominous foreboding, of course.

    Chunky is a hot mess. It’s a good thing he amuses us, or nobody would care. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    The mind reels at the attention paid to Chelsea Clinton’s aggrieved tweet. Gus had a series of responses in the timeline, before he passed out. 😆

    Vat ever.
    10 hours ago
    Wait a minute sir.
    10 hours ago
    You just can’t.
    10 hours ago
    Don’t try this bullshit on me.
    10 hours ago
    Too funny/
    10 hours ago

  4. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/06/breaking-nsc-wont-fulfill-request-susan-rice-unmasking-material-records-moved-obama-library/

    A very clear case of obstruction of justice that the intel sham agencies continue to ignore. Instead preferring to harass the POTUS.

  5. Octopus says:

    The lack of any kind of response to this dumb tweet was kind of sad.

  6. Arachne says:

    I see Olberdork thinks Trump is self-destructing. Well, he’s pretty much an expert at it.

  7. Bunk X says:

    I contacted Daedalus via the mojo wire. He says he’s busy at work, driving Uber during his off-hours, and hasn’t had much spare time to mess around in this corner of the internest.

    • ISTE says:

      Great news.

      He has found a new life for himself.

      I do miss him though. Blogtalk radio was awesome. I really hope we can do a repeat sometime. It was a special experience for me. While everyone was spouting crap and bullshit on air and in the chat room I was private messaging a hot chick.

      🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Glad he’s okay, and perfectly understand the need to step away. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      Am glad to hear Daedalus is ok. Thanks for the update!

    • Arachne says:

      I just emailed him. Hard to believe it’s been a year since the two of us had dinner in Florida. It was fun.

      • Bunk X says:

        Dinner In Florida. *Yawn*

        ISTE, Calo and I are due for a meetup in Culver City. No breakfast, lunch or dinner, just three days of amphetamines and beer.

  8. Octopus says:

    #NowPlaying Atlanta Chamber Chorus, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra & Robert Spano > Serenade to Music… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    5 minutes ago
    #NowPlaying Atlanta Chamber Chorus, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra & Robert Spano > Symphony No. 5: Romanza: III. Lento… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    27 minutes ago
    #NowPlaying Atlanta Chamber Chorus, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra & Robert Spano > Symphony No. 5: Preludio: I. Modera… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    45 minutes ago
    #NowPlaying Atlanta Chamber Chorus, Atlanta Symphony Orchestra & Robert Spano > Fantasia On a Theme By Thomas Talli… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    1 hour ago

    So culture! Much classical. 😆
    /horse-puckey

  9. Octopus says:

    The parents of one of the players on a niece’s son’s hockey team, all of 8 years old the boy is, have changed his first name to “Puck.” Because he “lives for hockey, and is so talented.” His name used to be “Doug,” after his grandfather.

    That is all.

  10. Bunk X says:

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  12. rightymouse says:

    Looks like pajama boy Ossof is going to lose to Karen Handel. 🙂

    • Minnowredux says:

      time for some popcorn….. prog heads scheduled for explosions soon.

      All I have to say is: Waa Haa.

      (not to mention the Dem was G.D. cheater.)

  13. Bunk X says:

    Bunkessa and Bunkarina bought this for me for Happy Pappy Day. It won’t run on an XP, but I have a couple of other options at hand. Film at 11.

    • Pakimon says:

      I see a lot of hilarious mischief at the expense of a certain rotund ponytailed Twitter-govniuk in the near future. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        He watches Bob Ross videos with his kid at bedtime — what a great idea! So relaxing and inspiring, those happy little trees. 🙂

        • Bunk X says:

          I grew up watching John Nagy’s series “Learn To Draw.” Years later I found out that it wasn’t about playing Poker, but I could sketch some awesome stone bridges.

  14. Pakimon says:

    Just look at those dour mugs on those CNN hacks.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! etc. 😀

  15. just poop says:

    Charles is still a pussy today as he was when he was scared of the mooslim kid with the pretend glock.

    bit I’ll give him credit, he saw this problem for what it was before a lot of other people did. Then he led the fight against islamofacism…..until he put his head up Obama’s ass and laid down nude with the practitioners of the religion of peace and became their bottom

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. Am convinced he thought he was going to rake in mucho cash as well. Now he’s reduced to begging on the net. Pathetic.

  16. Octopus says:

    Olbie thinks his crazy face lends gravitas to this endless parade of hysterical, mush-brained tweets. Chunky admires the Great Broadcaster, who can’t get a job to save his life because of his little issue of insanity. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Aw shucks. Only five likes. More shit from the Shinola King.

      • Doppel milyo says:

        there are literally potatoes and cats with twitter accounts that get more than 6 likes just by butt dialing and sending an accidental tweet

        Great job Charles !

  17. Octopus says:

    Heheheh. “The Thing That Wouldn’t Leave.”

  18. Octopus says:

    How on Earth is she not 50 points ahead? And President? 😆

    A candidate for President has to be, in the end, likable to a large portion of the electorate. Most Dems didn’t like or trust the Haggard Would-Be Queen, and only voted for her in opposition to Trump. She barely beat a practically unknown socialist back-bencher in the primaries, who was selling fantasies to idiots. And still she won’t leave the public stage, while dragging her homely, ungifted daughter behind her.

  19. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @FetusKebabs Not a personality, just a name. One of the most common names in the English-speaking world, so sometim… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    11 hours ago

    Chunk0 haz a fan! With the delightful and lighthearted nic of @FetusKebabs.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Ossoff lost. Deal with it.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Hi Mouse,

      What do you call a basketball game with four overtimes that ends up 129-128 if you got 128?

      That’s right – a LOSS.

      At least all that Dem money went to the media so that they can donate it right back.

      Better luck overthrowing Georgia with California money next time, ya fucking carpetbaggers.

      • rightymouse says:

        Eggzacktly!!!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        The losers seem to be trying to entertain us with their desperate flopping about, and I for one appreciate it! 😆

        Keep going, libturds. Spend $50M next time, trying to get a socialist elected in, say, Wyoming. A gay singing cowboy, maybe, with two hubbies and his own Boy Scout troop, unsanctioned by the BSA. Get the whole dang DNC behind him, and PUSH!

    • Bunk X says:

      There’s a simpler estimate for non-polsters, but I don’t recall what the formula is. It’s something like the inverse square root of the number of samples, and 5000 samples is pretty good.

      inv sqr5000 = +/-1.4% Margin of Error

      It assumes that those polled are an average sample of the population. It’s only a spoonful of the chili, but that’s enough to estimate what the entire tureen tastes like without eating all of it.

      http://www.dummies.com/education/math/statistics/how-sample-size-affects-the-margin-of-error/

    • Bunk X says:

  21. Minnowredux says:

    Motherfucker screams Aloha Snackbar as he is stabbing a police officer in the neck with a G.D. Bowie knife and it cannot be determined if this is an act of terrorism?

    What in the fuck is wrong with people?

  22. dezes157 says:

    Charles Johnson‏ @Green_Footballs 22h22 hours ago
    More
    Rage Furby Chuck C. Johnson is apparently on a pilgrimage to famous neo-Nazi historical sites.
    Someone please explain the stupidity of this word salad to me.
    Neo meaning new, so new Nazi historical sites?

    • Octopus says:

      It’s a Caesar salad, with extra croutons. The croutons are very stale Cheetos. The dressing is Mountain Dew Code Red. Bone appy-tit!

      • Bunk X says:

        Fun Facts To Know And Tell–
        Caesar Salad was invented in Tijuana.
        Stop the Cultural Appropriation.

        • Octopus says:

          Wasn’t there something else invented in Tijuana, that became a cultural icon in America? Something a bit darker, on the fringe of the entertainment world? Was it the carnival freak show? No, that was from England…The Elephant Man and so forth. Hmm…it might have had something to do with livestock. Bear baiting? Mime torture? Somebody help me out, here.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Am watching Trump’s rally in Iowa tonight. MAGA! !

  24. Pakimon says:

    Apparently it is not.

    Chunkles has endured the searing pain of massive stinging butthurt since November yet he’s still squealing and bleating like an imbecile. 😆

  25. rightymouse says:

    Trump is on fire in Iowa! MAGA! Eff you, Charles! 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    You plug it into the wall, and use the same cables you used before with the old modem, only you connect them to the new one. One comes in from the outside, one goes out to your TV. Smarten up, Fatass. Quit whining. A five-year-old Hottentot fresh off the tot-wagon could install that thing.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Trump – ‘We’re straightening out our country”. MAGA!

  28. rightymouse says:

    POTUS is such a marvelous pragmatist! He’s also a better politician than the politicians.

  29. Octopus says:

  30. Octopus says:

    The insanity of Fatass McDumbth in full effect in this timeline — just boffo, Chunky! 😆

    @LeviABx @teleskiguy People voted for Trump because they AGREED with his message of bigotry and hatred. Not because they were tricked.
    9 hours ago
    @LeviABx @teleskiguy I could not possibly disagree more that it was “hidden” to anyone. Everyone who voted for Trum… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    9 hours ago
    @LeviABx @teleskiguy Combine that with his long-standing misogyny, conspiracy theories and grotesque egomania, and… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    9 hours ago
    @LeviABx @teleskiguy Ignoring the message of blatant racism and xenophobia is impossible. That was a huge part of T… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    9 hours ago
    @LeviABx Nonsense. They knew this was evil shit Trump was peddling, & they either didn’t care or supported it. Unle… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    9 hours ago
    @LeviABx As for the abortion issue, please see “misogyny” above.
    9 hours ago
    @LeviABx A message of “economic hope” mixed with blatant racism, misogyny, and xenophobia, from a proven con man wh… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    9 hours ago
    @LeviABx Because Trump’s bigotry, racism and xenophobia wasn’t hidden. At all. It was the keynote of his campaign

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    • Minnowredux says:

      I think “someone” isn’t taking their meds! Talk about grotesque!!

    • dezes157 says:

      Even a few of the most rabid libtards are starting to grasp the fact that calling everyone names in a juvenile attempt to shame them into voting a certain way is costing Democrats election after election.
      Not old Chuck, he is just to hate filled and stupid.

      • Arachne says:

        Twitter rants to be followed up with “hit my tip jar / GoFundMe page / Paypal account” so that he can continue his march to taking down Trump. Trump hasn’t blocked him. He should find that significant. Because it would mean…..he isn’t.

  31. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Poor Chunk0. He gets no traction with his crazed hyperbolic fact-free invective-filled rants against Trump. And anyone who voted for him or even dares to “normalize” his election by even suggesting he might not exactly be the reincarnation of Hitler. You get the impression even his Twitter pals think he’s a bit unhinged and aren’t buying his cooky theories no matter how much he stomps his chubby little feet. After all, even most libturds, unlike Chunky are fairly normal and have relatives and friends that they KNOW are not all these things Chunk Zilch0 accuses.

    Then Trump shows how it’s done reaching 100 million on Twitter early in the morning before Chunk0’s even woken up. Crushing the Demoncraps, their crooked intel operatives, the prior inept Administration and the fake news MSM in just 4 excellent simple tweets.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-22/trump-rages-its-all-big-dem-hoax

    By the way, if Russia was working so hard on the 2016 Election, it all took place during the Obama Admin. Why didn’t they stop them?
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2017

    …Why did Democratic National Committee turn down the DHS offer to protect against hacks (long prior to election). It’s all a big Dem HOAX!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2017

    …Why did the DNC REFUSE to turn over its Server to the FBI, and still hasn’t? It’s all a big Dem scam and excuse for losing the election!
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2017

    Former Homeland Security Advisor Jeh Johnson is latest top intelligence official to state there was no grand scheme between Trump & Russia.
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2017

  32. Arachne says:

    Waiting for Fatass to chime in on this latest from the dumbest man on the internet (and no, it ain’t Jim Hoft)

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

    • TreBob says:

      Leave it to the Dems to work from feelings. ‘He’s a good guy. He isn’t a criminal. He paid taxes.’ and totally ignore the point which is HE OVERSTAYED HIS VISA! Deliberately!! Doesn’t matter if it was 18 years ago or 18 days ago. He broke the agreement he made when he said he would stay under 90 days or he would get an extension. That’s why he’s getting deported. Nothing else should be considered.

      And if anyone thinks I’m an evil bastard for this stance, I worked overseas for a decade and filled out my immigration paperwork every year, on time. This involved a complete physical, including chest x-ray, EKG and HIV/Drug test every time I needed to renew a work permit, typically annually as well as filling out the forms (myself and my employer) and paying a fee of close to 10% of my annual salary (employer paid fee). Additionally I was tasked with proving that I was training a citizen of the country to take my job and before I got a work permit, the company was required to show that they had advertised the position to local citizens for at least 30 days before my work permit was approved.

      No sympathy from me for this guy and other illegal aliens. FILL OUT THE FORMS! It isn’t hard.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Oh Keef, did you mean an illegal alien? And why, exactly, is this “madness”? Is it because the dude is a honky?

      I think you have tipped your hand a little too far Keef. Your racism is showing again.

    • Octopus says:

      See, the administration needs to enforce the immigration laws on all ethnicities and groups, without any regard to dangerous background or religious belief systems, because to do otherwise would be muy racist omfg. This creates sad cases like this, where upstanding citizens who came here under sketchy circumstances many years ago and contributed greatly to American society are getting screwed red, white and blue. Because we can’t discriminate against people infested with rotten, terror-supporting belief systems.

      • Arachne says:

        Absolutely. Why does the Olberdork get all warm because Irish guy overstayed his visa, was found and is about to be deported. Oh, and overstaying your visa gets you a one-way ticket OUT of the country. Unlike sneaking in, when you are granted a visa you literally SIGN an agreement promising to be out of the country within the alloted time.

        He didn’t. He got caught. He’s done.

        • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

          So, does Olberdouche think deportation is only for brown people that don’t pay taxes?

          Am I hearing this right?

  33. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-22/cnns-anonymous-sources-trump-suggested-intel-officials-refute-russian-collusion-narr

    It’s very troubling and if true, a clear case of obstruction of injustice.

    • Octopus says:

      I am more than troubled. I am harrowed. The Russians, man. The RUSSIANS!!1!

      After Comey and Chris Matthews threw in the towel on this thing, I thought it was over. Why is it not over? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Yeah. And hollering “Aloha Snackbar”. Probably a Mennonite from Hawaii.

      • Octopus says:

        Here’s how the fat bastard spun today’s hideous atrocity:

        Where is the heart attack, God? Please, we beseech Thee. Take your humble servant Michael home. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          My face! 😯

        • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

          You look more like starfish.

        • Minnowredux says:

          When the “so-called” suspect admits that he stabbed the cop to avenge the death of his brethren Moose-limbs, it is beyond retarded to shoot off your mouth in such a fashion Michael.

          Please do us a favor – right away – and shove a watermelon in that clap-trap of yours.

          You fucking idiot.

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/2017/06/20/bells-founders-ranked-top-among-american-breweries/411636001/

    As a homebrewer myself, and connoisseur of craft beers of all kinds, I am proud of Michigan’s little breweries coming out with the #1 overall (though it’s far from my favorite, personally) and five of the top-13 spots in this ranking. Bell’s Hop-Slam is far superior to their Two-Hearted IPA, which is too bitter for my liking. Craft beer snobs tend to be jaded and semi-numb to over-hoppiness, I have found. I LOVE good hops, but some craft beers go a little nuts.

    I have a killer breakfast stout aging in the basement which I modeled after the Kentucky Breakfast Stout mentioned above. Mine is better. Mine has real espresso, and just the right amount of chocolate extract, with a touch of vanilla to bring out all the flavors. Theirs might be a couple points higher on the alcohol content, but this a breakfast beer, dammit — slow down, drunky! 🙂

  35. dezes157 says:

    Trigger a fat man.

    • rightymouse says:

      Somehow methinks fatso won’t care for quid pro.

      • Octopus says:

        “DEATH THREAT!!1!” 😆

        Oh, he’ll be squealing like a pig when he sees that one. But he never reads here, and has forbidden Teh Magnificent Seven (his last followers) to peruse this humble blog, as well. Thank God for Twitter!

        • dezes157 says:

          Chuck has 2 faces, and both look like an inflamed rectum.

          • Bunk X says:

            “Chuck Has Two Faces” sounds like the title of a SJW children’s book.

          • Octopus says:

            That’s funny — my wife’s Greek grandmother spoke broken-English, and she once said about a woman she deemed to be less than genuine, “She has two faces.” Meaning, she’s a two-faced c-word. We still say that about people, that they have two faces.

    • Trump is Teh Taliban!! - Chuck0 the Clown - CEO Loser Grown Fetuses (LGF) says:

      LOL!

    • Bunk X says:

      LMAO. Nice job, dezes157. Haven’t seen that level of graphic snark around here in a long time.

  36. Octopus says:

    Projection! 😆

    Because this is what the Dems do. Like vicious, rabid rats.

  37. Octopus says:

    And this is what we used to refer to as “bumf.” 😆

    A fine word, that needs to be revived in our discussion of Chunky’s ongoing descent into madness.

    • Arachne says:

      Wait a minute. How did they ALTER the voter rolls? We see the report that alteration was “attempted” but apparently “stopped” – okay – so what were they attempting to alter? Looks to me like they were after personal information.

  38. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Donald Trump Calls for a Law We’ve Already Had for More Than 20 Years lgf.bz/2sZm5p5 https://t.co/lFzNpTzsGp
    12 hours ago

    Fake news. Although it’s CNN and the other supposed responsible news outlets that should be ashamed for going for this same cheap shot. That is, pretending as though Trump is a bumbling fool who’s proposing existing laws out of ignorance.

    Trump’s proposed 5-year welfare ban for immigrants is already law …

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/22/politics/trump-immigrants-welfare-5-years/index.html

    Trump’s proposal intends to bolster existing law and actually enforce it. You would think the MSMs would want to crow about how Bush and his compassionate capitalism weakened the 1996 law passed by Clinton. But evidently they’d rather play fake news games on the same level as backwater crappy blogs overtaken by self-appointed propagandizing unpaid operatives like the shlubs at LGF and their lead shlub Chubbo McFatso Johnsuck.

  39. Arachne says:

    BTW, Fatso. If you’re thinking of trying to weigh in on the Depp controversy and bring the “clever” and buy some likes and retweets for it, you’ve already failed. The winner is:

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Gutfeld started out blogging on Huffington Post. Ended up a big star with his own shows making big bucks on Fox News, viewed by millions. Chunky started out blogging on LGF. Ended up talking about poop for free on the Bob Cesspool podcast which probably has 10 listeners. A tale of two destinies. And it’s not ending well for Chunk.

  40. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Hey someone has finally picked up on Chunky’s “insane dictator” meme! It’s that crazy-assed hysterical broad on that slow motion auto accident of an AMESSNBC show Morning Schmoe.

    MIKA: Well, it does feel like a developing dictatorship. Anyhow, Senate Republicans rolled out their health care bill yesterday, and it took little time before they were met with internal resistance.

    JOE: See, that’s the sort of thing, that’s an inside voice saying what you just said.

    MIKA: No, it’s not.

    JOE: You want to be like Greta, who’s like—Greta pulls back before she says things like that.

    MIKA: No, no. I’m going to say, I’m going to actually channel Greta, and have an even tone, but I will say, you can do some work reading history, and reading books about how dictatorships happen, the development of very negative forces taking over, and what you are seeing is either this happening right now, or someone who is not well. There’s very few options.

    Actually Greta doesn’t say things like that because she’s not a bat shit crazy hysterical woman like Mika and Chunky are.

  41. Octopus says:

    This is just delicious. 🙂

  42. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2017/06/23/thwack-kamala-harris-steps-on-big-irony-rake-running-interference-for-planned-parenthood/

    Those “big irony rakes” can be very painful, as our big chunky boy knows all too well. 😆

  43. Bunk X says:

    Savage posted this on his FaceBook page a couple days ago.

    Ok, I saw something completely pathetic yesterday. I’m heading north on I5 through Carlsbad and this Kia Optima pulls alongside of me and the damn car is weaving back and forth in the lane and almost smacks into the side of my truck, then he almost rear ends a car in front of him. I get a glance at his Texas plates and in the rear window is a decal that says NAVY CORPSMAN. Then he slams on his brakes and moves back behind me, then speeds up so I get a good look at this driver. He’s Navy, wearing his camo BDU’s, seat as far back as he can so he can barely see over the dashboard, and this weirdo has his pants down to his ankles and he is spanking the monkey like he hasn’t been laid in months.

    I called CHP on his ass and the dispatcher asked me what the problem was, so I told her and she started laughing like a schoolgirl and told me they would send a unit out. They had him pulled over right in front of Camp Pendleton main gate when​ I got off at the Oceanside Harbor Drive exit.

    • Octopus says:

      The seaman was merely beating to quarters, aka, preparing for battle. Avast ye highway hall monitors!

      • Bunk X says:

        “Arrrgh, midshipmen! We be on a headin’ fer Pendleton!
        (Psst- take the helm, matey – I’m goin’ below to play wit me bird.)”

        • Octopus says:

          I’m gonna go way out on a limb here, and suggest that alcohol may have been involved. The sun was over the yardarm, after all.

  44. Octopus says:

    http://freebeacon.com/columns/theyre-wrong-everything/

    Chunky is wrong about every damn thing, too. I guess it’s due to his sources, which are mostly Media Matters contributors and Keith Olbermann. 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    Remember when Chunky’s blog was widely-regarded by the Left as the paragon of hateful, racist, right-wing viciousness? For 8 years? 😆

    They still don’t like you, Fatass. How does that make you feel? All sad and stuff? Lonely? Depressed? 😦

  46. Octopus says:

    Gus seeks to heal our divisions. He seeks a kinder, gentler America. With free booze, drugs and a nice roof over your head!

  47. Octopus says:

    I’ve never seen a gorilla express himself through dance before. His joy is as surprising and inspiring, as his sudden return to his hunched-over, cranky normal state is sobering and kind of sad. He is in captivity, after all. Let’s set him free!

  48. Octopus says:

    The “why” is obvious — because the DNC and Obama thought Shrillary had the election won, so why waste time worrying about normal hacking ventures, which happen every day? Nothing was accomplished, anyway. Nothing the Russians did affected the election. MOMMY, indeed. 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    I have to resort to playing it from a greatest hits album. Sad!
    37 minutes ago
    Why isn’t “Indianola Mississippi Seeds” on iTunes Music? I am outrage. One of the best records ever made.
    39 minutes ago
    #NowPlaying B.B. King > Greatest Hits > The Thrill Is Gone (1969) [Single] lgf.bz/2t4Cg4q
    42 minutes ago
    Just heard 2 different cars drive by my window blasting the same B.B.King song: “The Thrill is Gone.” What are the odds?
    49 minutes ago

    First off, dumbass, “Thrill” is not from “Indianola Mississippi Seeds.” You just asshatted yourself again, trying to pretend to know shit. 😆

    Second, the odds are pretty good you would hear “Thrill” from two passing cars, who were clearly listening to the same radio station, the local oldies one. Now shaddap and go write some code!


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