Charles Johnson Opines about GOP House Whip Steve Scalise.

Who gives a Johnson, really? But after the attempted mass murder of Republicans warming up for baseball practice for a charity game by a 66 year-old deranged Bernie Sanders supporter, Charles is suddenly quiet, and we all know why. He’s quietly smiling.

Were it not for the presence of Congressman Scalise, there would have been mass murder. No one was armed except for the gunman and Scalia’s own security team, and the local police who showed up after the firefight. As far as we know Charles’ has said nothing about the victims of the shooting.

So we decided to go #LGF dumpster diving to see if Johnson had ever commented about Congressman Scalise, and we found a pile of stupid. Google the titles and collect ’em all!

If you really need a heavier dose of LGF idiocy, click here.

 

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164 Comments on “Charles Johnson Opines about GOP House Whip Steve Scalise.”

  1. dezes157 says:

    Chuck tends to be real quiet on Twitter lately, I suspect he has had more than a few close calls with losing his account, and as he has admitted, if he loses Twitter, his blog will go belly up.
    Chuck and his merry band of moronic half wits have been seeing just how far they can go before Twitter has to take notice of abusive assholes on the left or watch stocks drop like dead flies, @Jack maybe a stark raving liberal loon, but I doubt he is so stupid as to kill his gravy train.
    Chuck had better take notice, his hyperbole, malice, slander and libel will catch up, and I intend to help make it happen.

    • KGB says:

      If Chuck loses Twitter and LGF follows, he loses his raison d’etre. He’d be reduced to standing on street corners and ranting at passers-by.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Fatso and his Nazi/KKK paranoia. The blob needs to get a life!

  3. Pakimon says:

    I always laugh when Chunkles tries to be a “culinary hipster”.

    The closest that rotund ponytailed govniuk has gotten to papaya and mango was in a can of fruit punch flavored Mountain Dew. 😆

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      He was trying to suck up to the possibly attractive whacko lib chick who solicited a list of 5 best fruits. Emboldened by his 15 yr old (or is it 20 now?) avatar and obviously thinking calling papaya “noble” and mangos “succulent” and then declaring them “not chopped liver” would show what a dashing and witty yet endearingly humble nerd he is. Instead falls completely fat. I mean flat. No really I meant fat.

      • Arachne says:

        And THAT photo was taken what – four, five years ago? Considering that he has had no exercise and barely leaves his house…..I’m sure he’s packed on another 100 lbs. by now. I would NOT be surprised if he was tipping the scales close to 400. Probably more.

    • KGB says:

      I’ve gone to a papaya orchard in Taiwan and ate them right off the tree. Fuck me, the best fruit I’ve ever eaten in my life.

  4. Pakimon says:

    Remember when Chunkles was gleefully honking about getting a blue check mark on his Twitter account?

    He’d have you believe that those are reserved for celebrities and people with “gravitas”.

    Not quite…

    Anyone who wants to bother to jump through a some Twitter hoops can get one.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/how-blue-tick-twitter-social-8456417

    Basically, it’s just an exercise so you can pretend to be a “social media” big shot when being a real life big shot proves to be impossible.

    Chunkles the shut-in really is living in a fantasy world. 😆

  5. PeteP says:

    No doubt Chucky is scratching his head right now thinking about how to spin this. My guess is he’ll blame the GOP and guns.

  6. Octopus says:

    Gus retweets this knee-slapper:

    Miss Odd Jenny of 2020! Come on up, girl. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      It’s amazing to me that these feminist twats screech about equality and then when they are treated like we’d treat any rude, loudmouthed idiot, hide behind their skirts and scream – BUT! WOMAN!

      • Octopus says:

        Bertha Butt, I believe. She was one of the Butt sisters. Fine family, very gifted in certain areas.

  7. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Does Chunk0 still think black men are more ignorant and than he is?

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      ignorant and than he is

    • Minnowredux says:

      Wow, is there ANYTHING that Charles doesn’t know?

      He looks like he has Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

  8. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Hey @Twitter I need a microscope now to tell if I already RT’s or liked something. We need solid bold colors for that.
    11 minutes ago

    Hey Gus. It’s free. And get your eyes fixed. It clearly says “Gus Retweeted” next to every Retweeted twaddle.

  9. rightymouse says:

    What the…… 😯 😯
    Dude…get help!

  10. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    RT @CNNMoney: Dow drops 15 points. Nasdaq falls 0.5%. Grocer Kroger plummets 19%, worst since 1999, after lower profit warning. https://t.…
    14 minutes ago

    WTH? Gus is now reporting the financial news? Or do you think he’s really foolish enough to think the Dow “dropping” 15 points the day after it marked yet another new all time high means anything? Of course crooked fake news CNN calls it a drop when it’s just flat. A .07% downward move ain’t exactly got people jumping off buildings. And Kroger is merely being crushed by competition Walmart and Amazon. I got stock in both. Who gives a whoop?

    The economy is so good under Trump Yellen is forced to raise interest rates yet again when it was unheard of through the economically oppressive Obungle years.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/06/fed-increases-fed-funds-rate-third-time-since-trump-elected-president-only-once-in-obamas-8-years/

    • Arachne says:

      I remember when the Dow dropped 600 points under Obama and the MSM called it “an anticipated Market correction.”

  11. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @realDonaldTrump Pumpkinhead is ranting away again like the rage-filled loon he is. twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    1 hour ago

    Oh the whiny whiny of the impotent butt hurt left. Such human suffering.

    Finally a real President who uses Twitter for something other than to attach his idiotic selfies.

    Why is that Hillary Clintons family and Dems dealings with Russia are not looked at, but my non-dealings are?
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 15, 2017

    Crooked H destroyed phones w/ hammer, ‘bleached’ emails, & had husband meet w/AG days before she was cleared- & they talk about obstruction?
    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 15, 2017

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-15/furious-trump-lashes-out-afternoon-tweetstorm

  12. Octopus says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/deadly-london-tower-fire-fueled-by-green-energy-rules/

    Not Islamist-terror for a change, but eco-terrorism, which is even more costly and insidious.

  13. Octopus says:

    Utter, unmitigated bullshit. As usual. Without a shred of evidence to back it up.

    • dudebro says:

      QUICK, find a way to blame Republicans. BTW the shooter was a BIG fan of Maddow, just like chuckles

    • Bunk X says:

      We gotta smack this dude with archives.

      • Octopus says:

        Chunky “Mr. Mossberg” McDumbth should beware the Internet Wayback Machine. And then there’s the Unicorn Messiah, remembered fondly by the brilliant James Woods:

        I see ya, Barry! 😆

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        The “decades” part is confusing me, Stalker Charles – are you now, or were you ever, a sanctimonious right winger?

      • rightymouse says:

        I say go for it, Bunk! 🙂

        • Bunk X says:

          Working on it. I’m about to swap out computers, transfer data and stuff. Not looking forward to it, either.

    • Arachne says:

      Another big purchase of likes and retweets.

  14. Bunk X says:

    I don’t know who this “William Gibson” is, but I do know that he’s an idealistic idiot.

  15. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      I wish the North Koreans would take Dennis Rodman hostage, maybe put him into a coma for a year. Make our streets a bit safer, with one less drunk on the road.

      • Bunk X says:

        Rodman’s gonna drop off the radar again, then he’ll admit he had a sex change in order to compete with Bruce Jenner.

  16. Octopus says:

    Somebody send Spazzy McTentacle-Porn another strobing message. 😆

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Treason!!! Impeach!!! Execute!!!!

    • Arachne says:

      I hope Spazzy also told Smarmy that when the stupid lawsuit is dismissed on a 12(b)(6) motion, he’ll be responsible for all of Trump’s attorney fees and filing fees. And they should be able to recoup ALL the fees, since the lawsuit had no basis in reality.

  17. Octopus says:

    It’s a big ocean, but one teaspoon at a time, we’ll keep trying to empty it.

  18. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    https://www.infowars.com/alex-jones-megyn-kelly-full-interview-leaked/

    No surprise that Me Again Kelly went full on fake news for her new masters, slathering on her female charms to get the knuckledragger’s full trust. And then planned to do the now classic left wing hack job of removing context, inserting questions later, changing the order of responses, etc.. Jones sensed it was a setup so he evidently wore a wire for a full and accurate recording. It’s something even less whacky right wingers seem to fall for regularly and not learn their lesson such as Hannity being punked by Ded Koprolite Koppel.

    Lefturd journalism.
    Right wing Interviewee: You know I hate it when the left wing twists my words to make it sound like I hate women and minorities and basic human rights. They sicken me.

    Lefturd NBC Fake News Journalist’s edited version: You know I hate women and minorities and basic human rights. They sicken me.

  19. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/06/16/trump-confirms-hes-under-investigation-takes-swipe-at-rosenstein.html

    Trump may have been duped at first but he has now sniffed out the game. Comey, Rosenstein and Mueller are all Washington shysters beholden to others. The sober pretense that they’re pure professionals only after the truth and real crimes is now turning into a joke. Especially after Comey has no concern with real actual crimes by Clinton and numerous others that she didn’t even bother to hide. Huma gave classified information to Weiner. It’s impossible to know who else. Clinton lawyers and an IT professional all mishandled classified information knowing it was a felony. But Comey was more interested in dragging out the Russia thing whilst having nothing. When he got the axe for being a dirty cop and acting bizarrely, the others suddenly declare their utmost respect for him and each other. I knew something was up when Rosenstein issued the letter trashing Comey. And then bizarrely claimed he didn’t recommend that Trump fire him. So you want a dirty top cop in the job conducting an investigation you’re ultimately responsible for???

    Trump’s left standing there going WTF?

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Running up quite a body count, Charles.

  21. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    My new motto:

    If you want someone to GUARANTEE you something of value without YOU paying for it, you’re in the position of a CHILD. Someone else is being the ADULT for YOU.

    • Octopus says:

      I can remember a time when such things were taken for granted. Not even that long ago, it seems…at least in my world. I know there is a whole other world out there, where Free Stuff is expected and supplied by the local Dem hire-archie (Chunky’s pronunciation).

  22. Arachne says:

    Looks like Trump is going to eviscerate the Obama order on Cuba. See, Bammy, this is what happens when you don’t go through Congress. Apparently is shredding the DACA EO as well.

  23. Dwells38 says:

    https://www.weaselzippers.us/344182-cnn-mislabels-unity-moment-of-prayer-at-congressional-baseball-game-as-democrats-praying/

    Funny on so many levels. Atheist Christian bashing CNN describing only the party that disavowed religion at their party convention a couple years ago as praying.

  24. Dwells38 says:

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/06/16/politics/robert-mueller-special-counsel-lawyers/index.html

    “Robert Mueller expands special counsel office, hires 13 lawyers”

    WTF? They’re all top flight investigators who just so happen to be available for this. Here they are checking their schedules.

  25. Octopus says:

    Have a cerveza! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      I think Gussy needs a few shots & a hot chick right about now. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        He’s “tired.” With no job, and the free time to tweet all day and party all night, until he passes out in a puddle of…well, it’s a puddle. Best not to linger on it.

    • Bunk X says:

      Forget the cerveza. Hand me that serape.

    • Pakimon says:

      How would a feminist pseudo-intellectual leftist moonbat respond to the above image?

      Probably with something like this:

      That’s a classic example of culture appropriating eye candy designed to feed the lust of the phallus wielding patriarchs dwelling within the heterocage!!

      Just honing my moonbat lingual skills. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Wait until you see the Mexican Hat Dance — it’s a showstopper. 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          There’s a Mexican Hat dance in here somewhere. 🙄

          • Octopus says:

            Well, we looked. We find no cultural appropriation, and we want to appropriate the serape, muy mucho. We also looked at the animal show, and we find no appropriate donkey show. Now we must bring our own show.

  26. Octopus says:

    UGGGHHHHH!!

    God, I hate this crap. 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    Thin ice. 😆

    Fatass has a lot of heartburn, reading Gus’s timeline much of the time. The Gimp always pulls back just in time, with some idiotic broadsides at the Right, to keep his place on Chunky’s dais of dumbth. But he does give Chunky pause, before he collapses onto his fetid mattress.

  28. Minnowredux says:

    Obama’s Navy. A USN Destroyer with all of the electronics conceivable on it and the morons driving the boat STILL cannot discern between a 21,000-ton freighter and their own asshole.

  29. Octopus says:

    Okay, he’s nuts. I never paid attention before, but this guy is Out There. 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    Alien vampires are sucking out my life force and now I have to go to sleep…later.

  31. Minnowredux says:

    How wonderfully appropriate. Megyna Kelly is falling on her face.

    She is a detestable phony who deserves to have the world tell her to go away.

    Oh yeah. Fuck you charles. Pew pew pew.

  32. Bunk X says:

    The late Keith Ferguson & The Tail Gators.

  33. Octopus says:

    I wish LeMay was around to supervise this operation. With today’s technology, the General would have this problem licked in a fortnight.

  34. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Saturday morning in Mother Russia and Pakimogski say it time for morning fitness!

    Don’t want to end up like fat ponytailed mudak, do you? 😀

  35. rightymouse says:

    As one of DM readers posted:

    “Make the enemy live up to their own book of rules.” AMEN!!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4612792/Right-wing-protester-runs-stage-Julius-Caesar-play.html

  36. Octopus says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/15/maddow-edits-show-to-avoid-addressing-gop-shooter-video/

    Madcow caught deliberately deceiving her tens of viewers! 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Total a-hole tweet!

      She’s been on Scalise’s detail for quite a while!

  37. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2017/06/17/wapo-journo-struck-by-this-reality-encouraged-to-leave-beltway-bubble-more-often/

    They really don’t understand a frickin’ thing about how people live and think outside the bubble. It’s amazing. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    How many quatloos you wanna bet the deadlocking jury member in the Cosby case was “ethnic?” I hate to think such a racist thought, but I’d go with a million.

    • Minnowredux says:

      The smirk on his face as the verdict is announced, speaks volumes about what a dick he truly is.

      • Octopus says:

        The next trial begins in four months. I doubt if the prosecution will figure out a way to keep an “OJ Juror” off the jury by then. He’ll probably walk.

      • rightymouse says:

        Gloria Allred’s a total attention whore & greedy bitch, so there’s her in this mix as well.

        • Octopus says:

          This time I hope she’s on the right side, along with the dozens of women Cos drugged and raped. She’s gross, but this case is muy grosso.

  39. Octopus says:

    Most popular tweet he’s ever twatted? 😆

    More in the Jesus-bashing vein to follow, kids.

  40. Octopus says:

    Rehash of Sixties daba-daba music…whatever.
    [audio src="http://www.dabadaba.com/dabadabamp3/dabadaba-sorcitroen-larata.mp3" /]

  41. Minnowredux says:

    some seriously creative spelling by Camille.

  42. dezes157 says:

    What is it with fat fucks music choices? does the moron really think cowbells and fart sounds is high art?

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t know for sure, but I think he gets his #nowplaying song choices from some “College Radio” list like the one Rolling Stone does, populated by obscure stuff suggested by isolated hipsters. Of course, with the internet, nobody’s really isolated anymore, and all the music ever is available at the touch of a keyboard. I don’t hate people for experimenting, as I do a lot of it myself. I just hate people who try to portray themselves as hipper than thou while doing it, like 100,000 college radio nerds and critics have done in the past couple of decades.

      • ISTE says:

        Um….. The “Now Playing” thing with a link sends you to Amazon if you click it.

        The link also contains tag=littlegreenfo-20 which means that if you click on his link to the music he is playing then continue to look at other things on Amazon and buy something Charles gets a percentage.

        https://affiliate-program.amazon.com/help/operating/policies

        You do not have to buy the music he linked to for him to get money. He gets money from ANYTHING you buy.

        • Octopus says:

          This is why we NEVER click on any of his links. There’s always a booby prize attached. 😆

  43. Octopus says:

    I’ve heard people compare the late Shannon Hoon’s singing to Janis Joplin’s, and of course they both died of over-imbibing after a few years of popular crooning. It’s kind of true, what they say. He could be her reincarnated spirit. Who will be his? 😯

    • Octopus says:

      Btw, if you don’t know Hoon’s story, the “Behind The Music” episode about Blind Melon is a classic. He was a true rock original, very talented and very doomed by his demons.

      • rightymouse says:

        Never heard of him until now.

        • Octopus says:

          It was a very brief run, in the 90’s. He imploded faster than Kurt Cobain.

          • rightymouse says:

            One boyfriend of mine in the early 80’s (the one who looked just like Russell Brand) was in to doing coke. When I found out, I dumped his sorry ass & never looked back.

          • Octopus says:

            Coke blew through my peer group in the early 80’s. I experimented a bit, but luckily I was too poor to really develop a good habit. A couple of friends weren’t as lucky, and had to go the whole sorry trip. This was before crack made it a cheaper (and briefer) high. I think the last time I had some was at my bachelor party.

  44. Octopus says:

    The Ice Is Thinner!

  45. Octopus says:

    Some people might recall this as the theme song of “Rescue.” I like this version, in the context of the dirty movie “9 Songs.” By dirty, I mean sexy. It’s rumored the sex was real in this flick. Well…is that really important?

  46. Bunk X says:

  47. rightymouse says:

    Happy Father’s Day to all you Dads! 🙂

  48. Octopus says:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2014/09/22/reason-magazine-actually-asked-climate-protesters-what-they-want-to-do-and-its-hilarious/

    James Delingpole calls them “watermelons,” because they’re green on the outside, and red on the inside. It’s so true. Scratch a climate hysteric, and out comes the socialist slopwater.

  49. Octopus says:

    They already are, Fatass. Where you been? Passed out in the bunker?

    • Minnowredux says:

      if ONLY I could LITERALLY grab you by your fucked up pony tail and drag you closer.

      Charles, you are insane.

      And inane.

      And stupidly misguided.

      And obnoxious.

      And wrong.

      You stupid fuck.

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