Charles Johnson – Junior Constitutional Scholar

With a handful of live tweets during Jeff Sessions’ tribunal, Charles Johnson once again pantsed himself by parroting the Dem Senators who themselves are apparently ignorant of the Constitution and the separation of the three branches of the US Government, and who regularly violate the legal limitations of Congress with impunity.

I’m not a Constitutional Scholar, but those in the Senate should be, because they’re sworn to uphold it. So let’s look at Johnson’s stream of brilliance. Here’s Johnson’s breakdown in sequence.

Nobody heard an “angry attack” on Al Franken from Sessions.


In other words, “Listen to me, don’t listen to what I don’t want you to.”

Charles, an Attorney General is not required to divulge private conversations between himself and the President, and a Senator has no authority to demand it.

What “truth” are you referring to, Charles? There have been no substantiated facts to support this witch hunt. According to the Democrats, all this supposed Russian election manipulation happened under the Obama Administration. Why isn’t the Big O under the microscope? Why isn’t the Big C?

Dude. You’re completely ignorant of what “Executive Privilege” means and who is entitled to it.

Sessions didn’t snap at anyone, Charles. What were you watching?

Seems to me anyone would be happy to move on to speak with someone with a bit of intelligence.

He cheered up because finally there were some sentient questions.

[All this went down yesterday, 13 June 2017, prior to the latest atrocity, but we might as well post it for the record.]



9 Comments on “Charles Johnson – Junior Constitutional Scholar”

  1. Octopus says:

    I watched a lot of that testimony live, and Sessions was completely credible and professional, even as lib-skanks like Harris embarrassed themselves and their party with ridiculous questions designed to be impossible to answer. Naturally, Chunky was confused — he drank so much of the Russiagate Kool-Aid, he peed himself before he could get an empty Dew bottle under his pannus. His tweets were the standard lying gibberish, of course. Soaked with pee.

  2. Octopus says:

    The medication often needs to be tweaked, for paranoid recluses afflicted with hallucinations and other symptoms of borderline personality disorder. Is there a headshrinker in Culver City who makes housecalls?

  3. Octopus says:

    Nope! It’s just a minor hiccup in the environmental review process, which will be handled perfunctorily by the Army Corps. Settle down, Fake Injuns. You may as well move on to the next warpath, because this trail has gone cold, and only more bitter tears await.

  4. Octopus says:

    Good medicine, or bad? You decide…

    Oh fuck.
    4 hours ago
    Whatever, man.
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    Of fuck.
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    Oh shit. 3,0.
    4 hours ago
    It’s all good.
    4 hours ago
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    Anchors away.
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    Oh shit.
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    Personally, I think the medicine got on top of our favorite dirty bum last night. I just hope the feral cat was able to hide until the stinky grifter lapsed into his nightly coma.

  5. Octopus says:

    Never click on Fatass’s links, unless you want to watch your computer fight through miles of buggy code and possibly short out. Here’s the stooped crap he’s linking to, in a failed attempt to be hip:

    Rundgren gave the commencement speech at Berklee Music College, btw. Did he cover himself in glory, inspiring the kids to great achievement as they move on from their cozy safe-space on campus? Well…this gal thinks he might have been something, back in grampa’s day:

    Madeleine St. Germain, of Scarborough, Maine, held her emotional support dog, Kylie, during the commencement. “I wouldn’t have been able to graduate without her,” she said.

    Future Katy Perry, right there.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      I’ve never seen a dog praying for sweet sweet death before.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s bound to roll over on him in him/her in her sleep, eventually. That will put an end to his misery. Poor Kylie!

  6. Arachne says:

    If you look closely, you can see the tweets Fatso bought likes and retweets for. Mundane, inane and very few actual replies.