LOL Indeed, Charles.

Johnson can’t debate, won’t discuss, makes fun of names and mocks the genetic physical features of others. Charles, you’re a mental defective who needs an in-house counselor during your waking hours. Call @Gus_802. He knows everything.

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106 Comments on “LOL Indeed, Charles.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Rosie O’Donnell’s newest heartthrob, Reality Winner, has worked out a brilliant strategy to get herself off. The kid’s a real genius, it appears.

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    NSA Leaker Hopes Being ‘White And Cute’ Will Help Get Her Off The Hook
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    CHUCK ROSS
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    9:51 PM 06/08/2017

    Reality Leigh Winner, the 25-year-old government contractor who recently stole classified documents from the National Security Agency, has revealed her strategy for avoiding jail time: play the “pretty, white and cute” card.

    The plan, which Winner reportedly discussed with her sister from the Georgia detention center where she resides, is somewhat hypocritical since she has said on social media that “being white is terrorism.” (RELATED: NSA Leaker: ‘Being White Is Terrorism’)

    “I’m going to play that card being pretty, white and cute, braid my hair and cry and all,” Winner told her sister during a phone call from the jailhouse, Assistant U.S. Attorney Jennifer Solari said in a court hearing in Atlanta on Thursday.

    Winner was arrested over the weekend after she admitted to FBI agents that she stole a Top Secret report from her employer, Pluribus International, an Augusta, Ga.-based NSA contractor.

    After printing out the report on May 9, she mailed them to a reporter with The Intercept, the news website.

    Is Winner’s defense of being “pretty, white and cute” the weakest defense ever?
    Yes No

    The document, dated May 5, revealed that the NSA had determined that Russian hackers had attempted to hack into state voting systems across the U.S.

    Winner, who was denied bail on Thursday, was discovered after a reporter with The Intercept contacted the NSA, which on May 30 informed the FBI of the breach. Investigators were able to determine that Winner was the person who leaked the documents to The Intercept.

    Solari gave other details about Winner’s strategy going forward as well as her motivations for stealing the Top Secret report.

    The prosecutor said in another jailhouse conversation, Winner told her mother that she wanted her to tell the media that she was afraid for her life. (RELATED: NSA Leaker Is A Bernie Supporter Who ‘Resists’ Trump)

    “Play up that angle,” Winner told her mother, according to Solari.

    Solari also said that FBI agents recovered notebooks in which Winner said she wanted to “burn the White House down” and move to Kurdistan or Nepal.

    Winner, a former Air Force linguist, was outwardly critical of Trump in her social media posts. A Bernie Sanders supporter, yoga enthusiast and supporter of numerous left-wing causes, Winner appeared most agitated in recent months over the standoff involving the Dakota Access pipeline.


    “I’m real purty, Mama.”

    • Bunk X says:

      White and cute is not Reality.

      Okay, maybe white, but that means she’s gonna have to explain her privilege if she gets off.

      • Octopus says:

        I love that she thinks she’s cute. That’s so cute! 😆

        I see her doing a year or two in a moderately-secure facility for mainly un-cute females. She’s probably already outlining the book she’ll write to profit off this whole “journey.”

  2. Octopus says:

    Is anyone in America more butthurt than Nevertrumper Bill Kristol? 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Well…maybe Gus was, last night.

  4. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/06/12/ivanka-trump-surprised-by-viciousness-ferocity-fathers-critics.html

    More Butt Hurt for Fatso when he wakes up to find out the show he most hates, Fox and Friends were rewarded by a visit from the beautiful and universally loved Ivanka.

    Seething and grousing will undoubtedly ensue.

  5. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Gus has made yet another minimalist artistic Twitter statement, tweeting to apparently no one. And responding mostly to God knows what. Perhaps Pakimon can piece it together.

    Oh big fuck.
    9 hours ago
    Whatever.
    9 hours ago
    Oh GOD!
    9 hours ago
    Damn. Bees.
    9 hours ago
    Oh shit.
    9 hours ago
    Wait!
    9 hours ago
    I am not scared.
    9 hours ago
    Yankee Doodle Dandee.
    9 hours ago
    You’re a trip, Bill. twitter.com/BillKristol/st…
    9 hours ago
    Hot pad. Go.
    9 hours ago

  6. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    //s.imgur.com/min/embed.js

  7. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Here we go.

  8. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Poor Chunk0. His beloved NBC Fake News hired Me-Again Kelly from Fox. And now she’s interviewing right wing crazy and conspiracy nut Alex Jones! It is very funny. NBC evidently had no real plan for Kelly. Why they started her out interviewing saavy and wily international figures without making sure she had done some basic research is beyond me. But it shows the twisted mindset of the DNC directed NBC. They evidently honestly thought if she just asks him about the crap lies they’ve been pedaling somehow it’ll be a real gotcha for Putin. So the idiot Me-Again tries to assert the Russian election interference to which Putin (no surprise) points out it’s a bunch of crap. There’s no evidence, no persons, nothing. And he correctly points out it could have been anyone. The technology’s out there to mask the hackers or to misdirect to make it look like someone else (Somthing Trump also said in the debates). Poor Me-Again tried to counter with “But they have URLs and fingerprints”. To which Putin asked Fingerprints? Who’s fingerprints? When she asked about Trump pulling out of the Paris Accords his first question was “Have you read them?” She stared daggers at him with a fake smile to which he replied with a genuine smile “No, I see you haven’t”. And then proceeded to school her. LOL!!! At one point she haplessly refers to the Europeans showing she doesn’t realize Russia can be and is often considered part of Europe. Putin, having given up on her merely mused to himself “Yes, I’m sure they don’t consider us a part of Europe”. And her gaffe with the Indian PM treating him like he hails from Elbonia and maybe just heard of that Twitter thingy on the Interwebz. “Do you Tweet?” Oops. Turns out he has 30 million followers. Of course!! They’re only the tech helpline to the WORLD and home to countless scientists, mathematicians, physicists, doctors! Total idiot. Glad she finally made it to her real home at NBC.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Wonderful!

      I predict she will go the way of Katy Couric and will turn into a miserable has-been that everyone knows is a complete talentless a-hole.

      Hahahahahahahahahahah Me-Again…… you are so clueless!!

      Oh – and go fuck yourself Charles.

  9. rightymouse says:

    She lost. Period.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      They keep carping about the popular vote. When you campaign you know you have to win the electoral vote. The popular vote is a nice-to-have. Like winning at chess entails check mating your opponent’s king. How many knights and rooks you took is irrelevant.

      • rightymouse says:

        Liberals also don’t seem to understand why the Electoral College was established in the first place. Our founding fathers were against mob rule.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      HIllary campaigned (or not) based on her assumptions about the electoral vote.

      Gus-Gus is trying to grab another sword that he thinks will only cut Repubs.

      Gus-Gus needs to understand that process has no feelz and does not cheat for you. You must cheat for yourself (ref: Bernie Sanders’ loss)

  10. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    RT @JohnJHarwood: in covering WH over 4 decades, I’ve never seen a POTUS elicit flattery from aides like Trump today. my @CNBC column: http…
    20 minutes ago

    Harwood = Fake Journalist and bitter Shrillery voter.

    John Harwood, CNBC/New York Times: Harwood was the moderator for a Republican primary debate in the fall of 2015, but was constantly emailing Podesta to offer political support, even congratulating him on Hillary Clinton’s primary wins. He also gloated in one email about asking Donald Trump provocative questions in the debate. And Harwood also used his exchanges with Podesta to minimize the Clinton e-mail scandal and Clinton Foundation scandal.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/10/13/wikileaks-media-hall-shame-far/

  11. dezes157 says:

    And a fat losers streak remains unbroken. https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/874329987817635840

  12. dezes157 says:

    • dezes157 says:

      And then this, if Chuck ever loses his twitter account his wails of being silenced will be the epitome of hypocrisy.
      And blubber boy, I put you and Alex in the same in the same disgusting category.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Maybe you were in a Mountain Dew coma for the previous Preezy.

    • Arachne says:

      Care to cite the Constitutional provisions he’s violated Fatso? Article and paragraph, please. How about the U.S. Code? Title and part, please.

      You couldn’t. Because you haven’t the faintest fucking idea what you’re talking about.

  13. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Gus-Gus is advocating closed primaries.

    Which are good, until they hurt Dems, then they are racist.

    Poor Gus-Gus and Dems keep grabbing swords by the blade, then wailing that they got cut.

    • Arachne says:

      I absoluely favor closed primaries. Open primaries keep Lindsay Graham Thad Cochran in power.

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        Yes, but as soon as they hurt a Dem they will be unfair and racist.

        These are the same Dems that want my birth certificate on a near-daily basis to purchase airline tickets, cigarettes, medications, a house, booze, open a bank account, but are willing to let people vote the Treasury dry (and drive, rot in Hell Piven and Cloward) with a pinky-swear.

        Again, until it hurts THEM.

        I can guarantee you that if our illegal alien population was staunchly conservative that the Dems would be building walls all over the place and bewailing the horrible problem.

        Gus-Gus and the Dems prove daily that they do not understand the powers they unleash. You would think Trump bending them over a few times a day would jolt their thought processes, but apparently they are enjoying it.

  14. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    The Democratic Party is not a Marxist party. Find a party that meets your needs.
    53 minutes ago

    Political genius Gus has a master stroke idea (or possibly just an actual stroke) to jettison the far left wing of the Demoncrappers. Great idea Gus. Now notify the DNC and their MSM outlets who have been aggressively wooing these people for decades. To the extent the DNC leaders and Shrillbeast herself couldn’t explain the difference.

    • rightymouse says:

      The left is Marxist. From each according to their need from each according to their ability. Case closed.

      • rightymouse says:

        Workers pay for snowflake entitlements.

      • rightymouse says:

        I think I had brain fog last night. 😆 That should be – From each according to his ability, to each according to his need (or needs).

        • Octopus says:

          I’m more of an “Honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay” kind of guy. I know, the word “work” is very triggering to the likes of Chunky and Gus, but I’ve found work to be the best way of providing structure to one’s life, along with the monetary rewards which make life liveable. Or, you can just laze about on Twitter all day, and get fried every night — that appears to be an option for some people.

  15. ISTE says:

    Lucy is a bitch… And she is going to end up being a fat bitch!

    🙂

  16. rightymouse says:

    Trump’s greatest accomplishment was stopping Hillary from becoming POTUS. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Hillary stopped Hillary because she stopped Bernie. Trump’s greatest accomplishment was feeding the MSM just enough innuendo to keep them busy interviewing each other.

      • Octopus says:

        I adore the way Trump has trolled the self-identified liberal MSM, from the beginning of his campaign all the way through until now. Should he tone it down now and be more “presidential?” Maybe, but that won’t stop the Left (including the aforementioned gaggle of hacks) from viciously attacking his every move the whole time he’s in office. The Nevertrumpers will never forgive him for laughing them off and dancing roughshod over their sincere, plaintive pleas for his dismissal. So what is the motivation for him to suddenly start “behaving?”

  17. Octopus says:

    Another truth-bomb from Paul.

  18. Octopus says:

    Chunky! You could live and blog in Gay Paree, while conducting your tireless research on Teh Warmening!
    https://www.dailydot.com/layer8/france-climate-change-research-grants/

    I think France might even spring for the kind of heavy duty airfreighter that would be required to transport your zaftig figure across the ocean:


    C5M Super Galaxy Strategic airlifter is the largest aircraft operated by the US forces — Gus can back me up on this, if there’s any doubt.

  19. Octopus says:

    http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/25-essential-gay-pride-songs-rolling-stone-editor-picks-w486762

    Some fine songs for your next mirror-balled party. I was surprised at how many gay anthems I didn’t recognize — and here I thought I was hip. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Speaking of matters LGBTQ2+, is this the gayest ex-president ever or what? NTTAWWT!

    https://heatst.com/politics/barack-obamas-post-presidential-world-tour-is-starting-to-get-creepy/

    • Arachne says:

      Usually Presidents tour the world and then retire and play golf.
      Obama apparently did it in reverse.

      Oh, and over at Twitter, the enraptured twats that pass for liberals are swooning over Schiff, begging him to run for President in 2020 and – here it comes – tap Kamala Harris to run as his Veep.

      Someone should clue this twits in that the nominees are not supposed to come from the same state. But please, let’s make an exception. Please, let’s make an exception. Because Harris will be EVISCERATED for her past associations and her deplorable tenures as SF DA and California AG. Never mind what we can do to Schiff.

  21. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Sessions is killing it. Demturds are throwing a stompy fit when he won’t answer questions that he doesn’t have to answer.

    Chunk0’s already seething and peevishly grousing in comments:

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    This is such dishonest bullshit. But I guarantee right wingers are watching this and cheering Sessions. Jim Hoft is working on a post right now titled ” BOOM!!!! Jeff Sessions DESTROYS Far Left Dems!”

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/47258_WATCH_LIVE-_Jeff_Sessions_Testifies_Before_Senate_Intelligence_Committee/comments/#ctop

    Only 8 measly updings in his own stompy grounds. His regulars are taking a regular shit on his living room floor by not giving lock-step sycophantic props and he’s not even sputtering his indignation! Times sure have a-changed at the swampy hell hole.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Might I point out too that Chunk0 McStompy’s streak of being completely wrong at all times remains unbroken? Gateway Pundit was not working on a gloating post about Sessions testimony as Fatso bitterly whined like a petulant little child. Gateway Pundit WAS working on a post that was BREAKING NEWS of Spicer being replaced by Huckabee-Sanders. While Fatso broke nothing but wind and stomped around impotently in the squalid refuse of his dilapidated Culver City abode.

    • Minnowredux says:

      Charles, your highly charged 3rd Grade emotional response to Session’s testimony implies that you know the difference between honesty and dishonesty.

      Charles, you are a poseur who stands for nothing but these emotional outbursts. You wouldn’t know the difference between right and wrong if either came up and smacked you in the face.

      Please stop your sneering self-righteous bullshit and go fuck yourself.

    • dezes157 says:

      Chuck really is the dumbest tub of lard in America.

  22. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/06/exclusive-breaking-report-sarah-huckabee-sanders-replace-sean-spicer-wh-press-secretary/

    Great choice. Spice did a fine job but I think Huckabee-Sanders is going to be better in this ongoing war-like crisis footing. She seems quicker and fiercer. And more able given the adversarial interactions with the DNC directed MSM reporters and their despicable lies and insinuations.

  23. dezes157 says:

    And with that deeply insightful commentary, a fat lonely loser waddles to his mildewed couch with a bag of generic cheese puffs and a Styrofoam cup of watered down generic soda hoping beyond hope for 6 or 8 likes and maybe a retweet or 2. http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/874730164382556160

    • Arachne says:

      BTW, I meant to ask, is Fatso BLOCKED by Donald Trump. Reason I ask is that Olberdork was bitching that he hadn’t been blocked by Trump and wanted to know what he was doing wrong. We all came back with the same answer. Uh, maybe cuz NO ONE gives a shit about you anymore?

      • dezes157 says:

        Too lazy to look, but I doubt Trump has blocked Fatty McBlimpenstien, he would be screaming about being censored and his 1st amendment rights in a hypocritical apocalyptic meltdown.

  24. dezes157 says:

    to hell with it lol.

  25. ISTE says:

    Tuesday nights are wild idea nights…

    I am going to lose an eye trying this..

    • ISTE says:

      Lasers belong on shark’s heads in top secret military projects. My laser arrives Friday. Coldwarrior looks like he can provide the shark!

  26. Octopus says:

    This fine young woman still identifies as a “liberal,” but she’s going to ditch that affiliation very shortly. I know she means something more akin to “classical liberal,” but the meanings of words change over time and you have to catch up eventually. Anyway, she does a great job of fricasseeing Anita Sarkeesian, the Gamergate Witch. Who happens to be a Muslim apologist, shocking the world. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      That sure looks like grownup Boxxy to me.

      • Octopus says:

        Somehow I missed the whole Boxxy thing, but I just checked her out on Wikipedia — yes, this is her. How funny! 😆

        She was quite the internet sensation back then, and she’s still stirring the pot.

  27. Minnowredux says:

    I see the white supremacists have started a fire in London again…….

  28. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    This should make Fats0’s day: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/14/virginia-gop-baseball-practice-shooting-multiple-people-shot.html

    I remember Chunky claiming Scalise was a Ku Klux Klan member and right wing white supremacist Nazzi! Oh look. He apparently has 4 more black friends than Chunky does.

  29. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Chunky is apparently up early to celebrate a GOP shooting and make a prediction based (as usual) on someone else’s fake news report:

    @intelligencer That means he’s going to fire Mueller, for sure. twitter.com/intelligencer/…
    2 minutes ago

    The article makes the claim Trump’s staff talked him out of firing Mueller. But Trump is very “volatile” ( a word lib rats use instead of “decisive”) so they can’t be sure he’ll take their advice. So you see he’ll either fire Mueller or he won’t based on unnamed sources. You heard it here first, folks!

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, Mueller may have to resign. As Comey is a witness in the parameters of the Special Counsel’s investigation, the rules are adamant that SC’s cannot have a personal relationship with any of the individuals pertinent to the investigation.

  30. Minnowredux says:

    That the so-called Left Wing Twitterverse “celebrates” over the Congressional shooting speaks volumes about the unacceptably fucked up state of mind that the loser democrats possess. And, will Twitter silence them? Nope.

    Not enough of these spoiled rotten adults were spanked as children. My opinion.

    And Charles, you are way up there on the list of fucking assholes who qualify as such.

  31. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    https://news.grabien.com/story-left-wing-twitter-celebrates-shooting-rep-scalise

    So according to the left Twitter users if you support the NRA (which promotes safe and legal gun ownership, not murder) or health care reform (which addresses runaway unaffordable coverage costs and choices that Obungle lied about, once again not murder) then being shot is sweet justice aka Karma.

    Also interesting to note that gloating over a near mass murder of GOP politicians doesn’t violate any Google policies regarding civility, menacing, bullying or threats.

  32. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    RT @StephenAtHome: Stephen King has been blocked by Trump on Twitter. I guess his book about a scary clown hit too close to home.
    10 hours ago

    Guess his constant unhinged and spittle flecked Tweets were scarier than his cheesy formulaic pop books.

  33. Arachne says:

    Well well….turns out the shooter is a Bernie supporting socialist. You know, like the Antifa kids.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      But old like Chunky. His Tweets are similar to Chunky’s too in that they’re dripping with hatred and disgust while citing no specifics.

      Two days ago, Hodgkinson posted an angry tweet about President Donald Trump on Facebook.

      “I Want to Say Mr. President, for being an ass hole you are Truly the Biggest Ass Hole We Have Ever Had in the Oval Office,” he wrote on Facebook.

      Read more here: http://www.bnd.com/news/local/article156065789.html#storylink=cpy

      And how about that Facebook? Doesn’t the Terminate the Republican Party group just sound like a fun bunch of civic minded types sharing their ideas about how to make the GOP cease to exist? We could vote them out of office! Nah… We could shoot them all! Now yer talkin’!!

  34. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

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    Such a burn….

    On this day in 1987, President Reagan told Gorbachev to “tear down this wall.” Today, @realDonaldTrump wants to build one. Sad!

    — Vicente Fox Quesada (@VicenteFoxQue) June 13, 2017

    This is what constitutes a “burn” among the current LGF bottom dweller denizens. They can’t tell the difference between freedom and lawless unchecked invasion. And therefore moronically equate the two.

  35. Octopus says:

    Bernie-bot went shorty – how will Fatass spin it?

  36. Juan Epstein says:

    Good job, Charles.

  37. Arachne says:

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

    Oh look, FATSO – he loves the Madcow too. Should we start making connections?

    • windbag says:

      Dems are just glad it wasn’t a Muslim who did it, because then they have to come up with ridiculous excuses for them. Since it’s just your run of the mill insane Democrat, no explanations are necessary.

  38. Juan Epstein says:

    Only can imagine the crazy firebombing tweets he would be putting out otherwise…

  39. Just poop says:

    Attn: Charles Johnson and your dozen basement dwelling zit faced minions, and

    your hateful anti republican rhetoric : YOU HAVE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

  40. dezes157 says:

    The swamp know as LGF is full of creeps like James Hodgkinson.
    And Chuck, why are you not linking to your hate filled screeds today on Twitter, the crap blaming the victims is on your blog, feeling a bit chicken shit?

  41. Minnowredux says:

    I saw a headline today but didn’t read the article because I figured I already knew who it was and what it was about.

    Anyway, the headline over at Drudge read something to the effect “28-pounds of feces removed from a constipated man”.

    28-pounds.

    28-pounds of feces = Charles Johnson. Easy.

    How you feeling Charles?

    Oh wait.

    Charles is STILL full of shit.

    Nevermind.

  42. Minnowredux says:

    And, as far as I am concerned…. Rachel Maddow has blood on her hands.

    And it is not blood from your VAGINA. Rachel. (You have a vagina Rachel.)

    Are you happy Rachel? Are you happy that all your self-righteous BULLSHIT preaching has led to this?

    And, I have no fear that you have already arrived at justification for this and are out there shooting off your dumb mouth already about it.

    It is all about ratings and the truth has very little bearing on anything.

    Fuck you Rachel.

    Fuck you Charles.

  43. Minnowredux says:

    And another thing.

    Fuck Bill Cosby and his abuse. And fuck his wife for enabling him.

    These arrogant pukes took advantage of anything they could.

    And that was wrong.

    He should go to jail.

  44. Minnowredux says:

    And, one more thing.

    Bring on the Civil War you liberal shitheads.

    You will lose.

    And…. it won’t be too soon.

  45. Minnowredux says:

    and, Hilliary…. why do your outfits ALWAYS look as if they were on sale down at the tent and awning shop?

    Seriously?

    Have you NO TASTE in clothing?

    Yes.

    We know you are a fat, sagged out old woman.

    We get it.

    But – really. Your sense of taste and style is SO FUCKING HORRID as to be embarrassing.

    Your best bet? Go away.

    Permanently.

    You know, like Vince foster.

    Bitch.

  46. Octopus says:

    First Breivik, now Hodgkinson — how many more murderous psychos does Chunky have to inspire, before he learns the danger of ramping up the rhetoric to 11 every day?