What’s Important to Charles F. Johnson on Memorial Day 2017?

Even in 2003, way before Little Green Footballs was on anyone’s radar, Charles Johnson was paranoid and couldn’t trust his own few commenters to police themselves on a Memorial Day weekend, so he shut off comments on LGF for four days.

Not sure what “Deathberg” warned him about, as the comments have been blocked from public view. Five years later, Charles posted this:

That was Charles Johnson in 2008, and a Memorial Day post is good enough for me. Then I found this in the BRCCJ Comments Archive:

So I Googled it.

And I found this. The following day, Charles Johnson posted a bitchrant that Google didn’t properly acknowledge Memorial Day in their logo.

So what’s the point of all this?
Charles Johnson’s 2017 Memorial Day Post.

Turns out the guy hated muslim infiltration and was a Bernie Sanders supporter, and the POTUS didn’t say enough himself, at least according to Charles Johnson.

Charles, your spittle is dribbling down your chins.

222 Comments on “What’s Important to Charles F. Johnson on Memorial Day 2017?”

  1. dezes157 says:

    Chuck wants to flex his flaccid biceps, lets help him.

  2. ISTE says:

    00235050 06789 84 Deathberg Thu, May 22, 2003 6:46:02pm

    Uh oh. Take a look at #1235. There’s trouble brewing. If I were you Charles, I would disable all comments for the next eight to ten hours. It will save you much aggravation later.

    • Bunk X says:


      • ISTE says:

        Looks like Deathberg was referring to comment 1235 on the petition site referenced here SPIT//littlegreenfootballs.com/article/6789

        Morlocks Purge Petty Petition
        Charles Johnson153
        5/22/03 5:35:58 pm • Views: 725
        The Nazimedia Morlocks have purged the unclean lizardoids from their whiny Stop Censoring IndyMedia from Google News petition, but they left any name in place that wasn’t obviously fake, probably so they can illegitimately claim hundreds of signatures that were really spoofs. A typical Morlock ploy./blockquote>

        The petition site no longer exists so I can’t post comment 1235 from there.

  3. Bunk X says:

  4. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      She’s the perfect “Face O’ The Resistance.” No evidence for anything, just keep spouting the lies. Right, Chunky?

      • Arachne says:

        The GOP candidate running in her district should simply film the poverty and hopelessness in her district and then show various views of her million dollar mansion in Hancock Park. OUTSIDE her district.

  5. Octopus says:

    Hugs, he wants. Kind of rape-y, if you ask me. 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    So, I guess every lunatic who has ever snapped and started killing is due to the president at the time. Does anyone want to tote up the Unicorn Messiah’s score?

    • Arachne says:

      Okay, Fatso. So we should hold Barack Obama responsible for:

      1. Sandy Hook
      2. Aurora
      3. Paris Massacre
      4. Orlando
      5. San Bernardino

    • minnowredux says:

      Yeah Charles. The murderer on the MAX train has been in and out of jail for years. A man with serious problems. Not unlike you, in a way.

      And yes – all of this is Donald Trump’s fault.


      Man, you are a moron.

  7. Octopus says:

    Chunky made another desperate plea for attention yesterday, trying to paint conservative Chuck Woolery as Hitler Reborn. Just sad, Fatass. 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    What he said.

  9. Octopus says:


    Another Fake News Impeachable Scandal is going “pffft,” right before our eyes. Hardest-hit, Fatass McDumbth. 😆

    Don’t worry, Chunky — Soros’s boys are teeing up the next one as we speak.

  10. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    The best part of the whole story is how the silly children are massively butthurt over the video being “stolen” and going viral on the internet. I just can’t! Stop laughing, that is. 😆

    NEW VIDEO: Madness reigns at Evergreen State College as students ‘take over’
    2460 11.9K Share280 30

    A new video has surfaced of students this past week at Evergreen State College yelling and ranting about everything from “racist white teachers” and “white-ass administrators” to “black power!” during a so-called “meeting” with President George Bridges and other college administrators.

    Apparently, the activists are not pleased that this recording made its way to the Internet at large.

    One of the demands listed by Evergreen students, and addressed by President Bridges, is that something be done to resolve the “theft” of the video:

    “We demand that the video created for Day of Absence and Day of Presence that was stolen by white supremacists and edited to expose and ridicule the students and staff be taken down by the administration by this Friday.”

    Next steps:
    Based on conversations with the Attorney General’s office, the most likely course of action requires an investigation. We commit to launching an extensive forensic investigation of the theft of this video and to determining who stole it from the student. If that investigation yields a suspect, we will seek criminal charges against the individual in consultation with the Attorney General.

    Good luck with that one.

    Here are a few, er, highlight statements uttered during the protester takeover:


    — “Whiteness is the most violent fuckin’ system to ever breathe!”

    — “I’m tired of white people talking about what black and brown people need.”

    — “These white-ass faculty members need to be holding HIM, and HIM, and ALL these people accountable!”

    — “FUCK YOU [President] GEORGE [Bridges], we don’t wanna listen to a GODDAMN thing you have to say! No, you shut the fuck up!”

    — “I’m tellin’ you, you’re speakin’ to your ancestor, all right? We been here before you. We built these cities, we had civilization way before you ever had … comin’ out your caves.”

    — “You have the fucking nerve to, like, fucking dehumanize our (unintelligible)!”

    Marvel, too, at around 6:06 in the vid the demands for President Bridges to put his hands down while speaking — a student even approaches him to “demonstrate” how he should do it.

    Professor Bret Weinstein had told Fox News’s Tucker Carlson that the meeting with Bridges seen here was “believe it or not […] far crazier than the video” of his own (earlier) classroom chaos. He appears to be 100% correct in that assessment.

    There may be no more apt description of this madness than what Carlson told Weinstein: It resembles “Phnom Penh in 1975.”

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      One of the best parts is when a “student” tries to read a statement (at 3:40) and it becomes clear she can’t read beyond around a 4th grade skill level. She gets stopped up on words like pigeonholing (after a long halt comes up with pigeonholding) and chuh….chuh….charging. I never did figure out what en sin sin sing was? Possibly disenfranchising which she may’ve given up on. Also stumbled on disabled. And allegations which started with the accent on the aLLE like alleged. Eventually she sounded it out. So A+!!!

    • rightymouse says:

      Appalling! 😯

    • Bunk X says:

      Everyone knows that racism is not permitted on any college campus.

    • Bunk X says:

      Hey Hey!
      Ho Ho!
      Yo Brain Is made of Play-Doh.

    • These idiots are the direct descendants of liberal Leftoid policies. I would love to hear that everyone of these clowns is expelled from the college.

  11. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    I may have stated incorrectly in earlier comments that French Les Preezydunce Macron is 25 yrs old. I mispoke. He only acts like one on the world stage with world leaders. He’s 39 yrs old, 25 years younger than his wife whom he first met as his high school teacher. She first married a banker when Macron was 3 yrs old. Yeah it’s weird so naturally they wrap themselves in PC self righteousness and feigned victimhood. It’s what the left does.

    Anyhoo the 39 yr old has stated that he would never have offshore tax havens:

    For his part Macron also took to French radio to rubbish the rumours.

    “I have never had accounts in any tax havens whatsoever, firstly because it is not in my nature and secondly because I have always wanted to return to the public domain,” the former minister of the economy told France Inter radio.

    This could never happen because one it’s not in his nature….uh whatever that means. And two it would look really bad. It’s also crooked and wrong but that doesn’t seem to be a concern.

    I’ve not heard whether this is conclusively proven or not. Only that Macron and the crooked French MSM have decried that it was spread by his enemies and therefore inherently invalid( of course!). And his allies only point to the illegality of accessng his information and therefore it must be ignored as fake news (of course!). Same crap disinformation campaign the left always does on virtually anything that’s damaging to their candidate. Who will ever know. The creepy Progs control the media in France even yelling at them when they don’t use camera angles to produce fake huge crowd effects for Macron when there’s really just a thin drizzle of unenthusiastic paid operatives.

  12. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @realDonaldTrump His fragile ego is damaged again, so he’s attacking and further alienating one of our best allies.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    5 hours ago

    There’s that projection thing again. If Trump had a fragile ego he would have destroyed his business career and relationships long ago because he couldn’t get along with anyone who didn’t think he was 100% correct about everything always. Hmmmm who does that remind me of?

    • Bunk X says:

      Does he really believe that the POTUS is reading those tweets, or is Charles prancing around in his chonies for tips?

  13. TreBob says:

    I’d like to introduce you to my new beast Betty Page. She’s about 6 yrs old and had some health issues while in the pound shelter. She is a sweetie though.

  14. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Here’s another good one from Evergreen State. A grup (aka biology professor) tries to explain the concept of dialectic and it goes downhill from there. A dedicated proggy himself he now is appalled that the students have idiotically extrapolated from the irrational left narrative that if the left can bash the GOP or Trump supporters for not being diverse (one of Chunky’s favorite stupid human tricks of looking at a rally picture and screeching white supremacy) then why can’t the Evergreen student body do the same looking at the faculty and administrators? And mindlessly, devoid of rational thought or logic (such as correlation vs. causation) conclude…..INJUSTICE! RACIST! And so on. Very funny stuff. I didn’t watch the whole thing but since he was on Tucker Carlson after this I assume they didn’t beat him to death with his own severed forearm.


  15. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Kurt Schlicter – has served his country, has these credentials:

    Bachelor of Arts, Communications and Political Science from the University of California San Diego in 1987.
    Loyola Law School, graduating in Juris Doctor 1994.
    Masters in Strategic Studies from the United States Army War College in 2011.

    Gosh, sounds like he MAY actually have some education that Stalker Charles’ guitar noodling just does not match.

    Maybe he has a right to an educated opinion:


    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      How long would you let someone call you names, hold you hostage, and punch at you before you started getting aggressive toward them, Stalker Charles?

      Since Col. Schlichter is such a meanie, maybe you should hold some candlelight vigils and ask yourself what you did to make him that way.

      /Logic sucks, doesn’t it, Stalker Charles?

      That’s right, you aging creepy stalker – treat Schlichter like a radicalized Muslim and BLAME YOURSELF.


    • Charlatan, why not help yourself to nice, hot mug of #covfefe?

    • Arachne says:

      Translation: We discovered all those people who called and lied that they would boycott us if we didn’t drop Hannity didn’t exactly make up for the business we ACTUALLY lost from REAL customers when we were stupid enough to make a big, grandiose announcement about it.

      • Bunk X says:

        USAA is THE least expensive insurance company with THE best service and coverage. Those who threatened to cancel their policies are either fools or astroturfers.

        • Ditching my USAA insurance policy was never even considered.
          Glad they turned this around.

          • Bunk X says:

            It’s also the No.1 best protection against cold-call insurance sales people because they won’t even try to beat the rates and coverage because they can’t.

            The No. 2 best protection against cold-call insurance sales people is to say “My brother-in-law takes care of all our insurance.” Every agent began by selling to his own family and he knows he can’t compete against blood.

  16. Arachne says:

    Schlicter’s timeline is still a long way from being butt buddies with Neal Rauhauser and Brett Kimberlin, ain’t it, Fatso? You had no problem being their best friend until you got push back. THEN you changed your twitter account. But we have the screenshots “LIZARDOID”.

    I figure when pressed, Fartbrains will say that “lizard” is too identified with the OLD Fartballs. But timing is everything, Fatboy.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      Another instance where Chunky never admitted he was wrong. I remember him poo-pooing the reports of the swatting of conservative bloggers who wrote about Kimberlin’s long criminal past of drug dealing, terrorist bombings coming from the left. Swatting being a felony and wanton endangerment to the victims, law enforcement and the community at large. Pretty much Kimberlin’s life long M.O. And his post penitentiary prolific habit of frivolous and terroristic legal filings. The phenomenon of swatting mysteriously stopped once Kimberlin and Rauhauser’s slimy thug tactics became more known and even the left wanted nothing to do with them. Naturally there was never a denouncement or mea culpa from Fatso who merely changed the subject, par usuale.

      • Bunk X says:

        Patterico was an ex-lizard who was Swatted. Mandy Nagy (aka @Liberty_Chick) was on Charles’ & Neil’s harassment radar for reporting the Kimberlin story on Breitbart.

  17. Octopus says:

    We always say this, I know, but what if someone had done this “arty portrait” holding the bloody severed head of Obama? We’d all be deaf from the screeching that would have ensued.

    Another thing that stands out, is that Trump is still better looking than this ugly troll-woman, even under these circumstances. 😆

  18. dezes157 says:

    • Arachne says:

      Even the Olberdork called her out on it – she is getting NO support from Twitter on this; in addition, supposedly she has been reported to the Secret Service.

      “I’m merely mocking the Mocker in Chief.”

      Yeah, you fucking jerk, I’m sure the families of Nick Berg and Daniel Pearl are laughing their asses off.

      And frankly, BITCH, did you ever stop to think about the impact on his young son or his grandchildren if they saw that? We should stick you in a room with Gianforte.

    • Bunk X says:

      I think it was Octo who wanted to see Charles’ first and last OpEd on The Guardian. Here it is: https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/cifamerica/2010/oct/13/ground-zero-islam

      • Octopus says:

        I forgot that it was all about PAAAAAAAAMMMMM!!1! He forgot to mention his romantic obsession with Geller, the humiliating failure of which led directly to his mental breakdown and the subsequent destruction of his blog. He couldn’t help mentioning the pics of her vlogging in her bikini, which clearly still haunt his dreams. 😆

  19. Bunk X says:

    From downstairs:

    This site has another take:

    Your site loading time is around 36.229 seconds and is over the average loading speed which is 5 seconds.

    • dezes157 says:

      Mad coding skills.

      • Octopus says:

        Remember when he used to post pics of piles of tech-y coding books, and boast that he’d be “doing a little light reading this weekend?” When he was done riding his bike with the fastest guys in Southern California, that is, who enjoyed shaming lesser riders by leaving them in the smog.

        What a man. What a whiz! 😆

        • Dwells38//./ says:

          Chunky is a Certified Software Reverse Engineer specializing in big shiny green buttons, money grubbing pop ups and sophisticated cutting edge security catbox tech.

        • Bunk X says:

          Had a roommate who suddenly got into the whole bicycle meme. Anyone who wasn’t wearing the gear was mocked as a “Fred.”

          Yeah, he was a guitar egohead, too.

          • Octopus says:

            OMG, those bike nerds, with their tight racing outfits and padded shorts! 😆

            I’m sure there must be a few of them who aren’t complete ozwepays, but that’s what they all look like to me.

          • Bunk X says:

            I have more respect for a “Fred” with a one-gear back-pedal-braking steel Huffy working his ass up the hill than a “Charles” who wears silly advertisement-covered spandex and brags about his gears.

          • Bunk X says:


          • Octopus says:

            That pic speaks volumes about the man, in retrospect. 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            Yeah, and someone else (his brother) stood there to snap the shot and make sure Charles looked *snrk* cool.

          • Octopusy says:

            Not for nothing but his brother is alternative

  20. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s going to bat for Griffin. What a shocker! 😆

  21. dezes157 says:

    Fat idiots streak is perfect, after the skank just took one of the biggest ass whippings in history, old idiot wants to hitch a ride on the loser train.

    • Octopus says:

      She’s only apologizing because she thinks her New Year’s Eve hosting job is in danger, along with being contacted by the Secret Service. First she doubled down when the scathing critiques came in, saying she was only “mocking the Mocker.” I hope she sees some real consequences, but I won’t be holding my breath.

      • Arachne says:

        She justified it in a series of tweets before issuing this so-called apology. And you’re right – that apology didn’t go out until ANDERSON COOPER called her disgusting and CNN issued a statement that they were re-evaluating her job on New Year’s Eve. And no one’s buying the apology. This wasn’t some slip of the tongue. She “went too far”? She didn’t realize it at the time she did it? She was expecting applause and accolades. She got her ass kicked around the block. By EVERYBODY.

        She has been dropped by one of her sponsors:


        And by the way, FATSO, the biggest purveyors of the “I’m sorry if you were offended” bullshit comes from the libturds – because it’s YOUR fault if you were offended.

        BTW, did he make any statement on this beforehand? You know, being an independent journalist and all – or did you wait and take the safe approach.

  22. Octopus says:

    The mental disease of libturded ecohysteria? I know, it’s kinda scary. No warming in 19 years, but OMFG, what if all that heat is hiding somewhere, like the ocean deeps? 😯

  23. Octopus says:

    Former LGF hero destroys current LGF Science Guy:

  24. Octopusy says:

    “Covfefe” is Chunky’s latest attempt to gain followers using the Trump Horror model. It didn’t work, Fatass. Only a bunch of hysterical libturds even noticed. Have a cup of covfefe and stfu.

    • Dwells38//./ says:

      I think it was supposed to be the word coverage. As in “Despite the negative press coverage….”. Who knows or cares except the chatterers why he chose not to correct and complete it.

      • Octopus says:

        I suspect he started typing the tweet, was distracted mid-word by Melania slinking into the boudoir in a filmy negligee you could read through and was compelled to cisgender all hetero and stuff. After five minutes of sweet, sweet lovemaking, he fell asleep. Meanwhile, a bunch of libturd losers living loveless lives stayed up all night trying to make something of a typo.

        Even when sleeping, the President is trolling magnificently. Look at them dance! 😆

        • Arachne says:

          You would think that at this point they realize they are looking dumber and less effective every day. Chelsea Clinton SO wants to be the “new voice of the left” and she embarrasses herself at every turn. “How will I explain Trump to my kids?” I dunno, Cupcake, but it will be a hell of a lot easier than our having to explain “blow job” and “oral sex” to OUR kids in the 90’s.

          Oh, and remember that twerp who said “going to donate to LGF right now!” a few days ago? Haha. Still hasn’t. Fatass must have been salivating waiting for the $5.

          His GoFundMe is averaging $9 a day, rounded UP!

        • Bunk X says:

          “Even when sleeping, the President is trolling magnificently.”
          That’s my take as well. He’s keeping them busy and distracted, and letting them expose their own vapidity. “HOLY F*K! DID YOU SEE THAT TYPO?!”

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  25. Arachne says:

    I think it’s time to give Kathy Griffin the same treatment that Milo Yiannopolous and Ann Coulter have received. I think loud demonstrations (NOT violent) outside the various venues where she is scheduled to appear might be worthwhile. After all, she’s a proponent of hate speech and therefore must be stopped, right?

    And it appears La Belle Griffin has attracted the attention of the Secret Service.

  26. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Heh. Drudge headline is referring to Griffin as “CNN Star”. it’s clear Zucker and CNN approved this violent imagery and reckless call to murder of a US President. After all, they still haven’t done the responsible thing and canned her.

  27. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @realDonaldTrump She apologized sincerely already. You might want to try that sometime yourself, you useless orange… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    32 minutes ago

    Only the fool Chunky would use the word sincere to describe Kathy Griffin.

    • Arachne says:

      My guess is that Trump’s Twitter account blocked this asshat a long time ago and that no one but his twitter followers read this. He’s very safe is spouting his drivel.

  28. Arachne says:

    Looks like the Mirage in Las Vegas and Route 66 Casino have canceled the upcoming shows by Kathy Griffin.

  29. windbag says:

    On a really happy, upbeat note, Puddles was on America’s Got Talent and killed it.

    • Octopusy says:

      Killed it!

      He’s going to go far in this thing.

    • rightymouse says:

      DAMN IT!!! YOU MADE ME CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😦

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s a recent vid? Dudes been around for a while.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s been Youtube-famous for years, but this is a whole new clown-universe he’s attempting to conquer. I hope he wins. If you’ve watched this show in the past, you know there are going to be at least half-a-dozen serious contenders, including at least one adorable young girl with a quirky musical talent. Puddles is going to have to bring it.

  30. minnowredux says:

    CNN fires Kathy Griffin. Boy – THAT was a tough call!

    -you know, especially after Chuckie annointed her apology as sincere (sneer-sneer)

  31. Pakimon says:

    “If this CNN report is accurate”.

    It’s CNN.

    That speaks volumes about accuracy especially if it’s anything concerning Trump.

    Poor Chunkles.

    He’s like Charlie Brown and CNN is like Lucy holding the football.

    “Our latest breaking scandal is sure to get Trump this time! It’s not fake news! Trust us!

    Chunkles falls for it… every… time. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      You mean like him being fired for asking for more money for an investigation that he didn’t ask for.

      You mean like saying “person of interest” in an intelligence investigation and being shot down by a former attorney general.

      Hey – or maybe like Rachel Madcow had those tax returns.

      Well, it’s been over three hours – where’s the breaking news? Hey Fatso – maybe it’s like that AUDIO recording of the Gentle Giant getting justifiably plugged six times from a service revolver that was gonna “break open” the investigation! Remember that one, Fatso? That was CNN too!

    • Bunk X says:

    • dudebro says:

      If this CNN report is accurate, either Comey committed perjury in previous testimony, or will be committing it

      “But I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason, that would be a very big deal.
      It’s not happened in my experience.”


      Oh chuckles, another OBVIOUS nothing burger. Does the culver city phat phuck get tired of being pwnd on a constant basis? Cuz I’m luvin it! #Winning

  32. rightymouse says:

    Hillary has this tendency to remind me what an a-hole loser she really is.

    • Pakimon says:

      From the tone of Gus’ tweets as of late (At least before he hits the Sterno), I sense Gus is going to lose whatever welfare/ “entitlement” benefits he’s currently mooching off the taxpayers and the thought of actually having to work instead of tweeting 18 hours a day is making him morose and bitter.

      When the Gus Twitter sidebar goes silent, you’ll know his Obamaphone got shut off by the heartless Trump government drones. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

  33. Arachne says:

    Okay folks, it’s time for the Griffin Career Slide Round-up.
    Since her asshat behavior yesterday:

    1. Dropped by the one company who used her as a spokesperson.
    2. FIRED from CNN for New Year’s Eve. CNN also lost a sponsor (ADT) over the incident,
    3. Route 66 Casino cancels her show.
    4. Mirage in Las Vegas cancels her show
    5. Sunset Center in Carmel cancels her show.

    That APOLOGY meant nothing – she was hoping to stave off losing her income. Other venues are being pressured to cancel her. Al Franken (UNWISELY) has stated he will no cancel a planned book appearance with her. My guess? He won’t have to cancel – the venue will do it for him and since he refused to disassociate the GOP in Minnesota will have some fine talking points next year.

    Having failed to salvage her career, I predict she will immediately disavow her apology and begin callling her critics every name in the book.

    • Octopus says:

      Normally, I don’t get hot and bothered over crude comedy. What she and the photographer did wasn’t comedy in the slightest, though. It was a direct shout-out to terrorist beheaders.

      I’m glad she’s facing some real consequences. I didn’t think it would happen.

      I wonder how Colbert will handle the story, that POS.

    • Abu penis penis penis loo says:

      Wow, you pegged this. Great pre-vision! My response is late, I know. Still,…great take. I’m

  34. Bunk X says:

    Trolling the DMV,

    • Octopus says:

      Your Dad just succeeded in announcing himself to the world as a complete dumbass. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        A license plate that will now cost him over $100 a year and have no relevence in two months. Brilliant!

        • poteen2 says:

          I bet he put it on a Prius.

          • rightymouse says:

            Or a Chevy Volt.

          • Arachne says:

            I call bullshit on that plate by the way. That is not what a license plate in California looks like – they’re white with California written in red script across the top and there is no personal plate that resembles it either. You order personal plates either online or AT the DMV and there’s no way he sat around for hours to order a fucking license plate.

          • Octopus says:

            That looks like an old Michigan plate.

            What a dingus. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Huh. That wasn’t my take at all. I read it as mocking leftists for spazzing out about an odd typo.

  35. Octopus says:

    This guy just keeps nailing it. As I said before, it saddens me to relegate the lovely Katy Perry to the Abysmal Pit Of Ignorance, but in she goes. We’ll always have “Firework,” though.

    …and the green bikini.

  36. Octopus says:

    Why isn’t she in jail, yet? 😆

    • gizbot7 says:

      She IS the orange sack in this photo (or wearing one anyway). Wow does someone have a very real mental connection issue.

      • gizbot7 says:

        Meaning El-ducho, not Octo of course. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          I look bad in orange, but not as bad as Shrillary. I can’t believe she made prison orange her go-to fashion statement, given the precarious circumstances of her pending incarceration.

          • rightymouse says:

            Blondes should never wear orange. That was Hillary’s first mistake. But then, she’s not known for her fashion sense. Neither are the people dressing her.

  37. Octopus says:


    Once a day, like a stopped clock. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    …when it’s time to hide from stoned Gusano. 😆

  39. Octopusy says:

    Regarding the graffiti on Lebron’s gate, does anyone want to bet on whether it’s a hoax or not? I’m sure there must be a security cam there, so solving this one should be easy.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Just because all the other hate-fitti incidents were fake doesn’t mean … well, yeah, it probably does.

      It’s tough being a bazillionaire in America these days, I tells ya.

      • Octopus says:

        Still haven’t seen any video of the incident, or any kind of investigative work. This thing struck me immediately as a perfect example of a hoax-hate-crime, after reading a long article the other day about the flood of such “crimes” across America. There’s a slight chance there’s a racist honkie in Liberaland USA, but there’s way more chance it was an attempt to create another idiotic kerfuffle over some over-used rap music term.

  40. Arachne says:

    What happened to the CNN story he was hawking?

  41. Arachne says:

    Grass Valley, California has canceled Kathy Griffin’s scheduled June show. Looks like her summer is really freeing up. That’s now practically HALF of her tour dates.

    • Pakimon says:

      Now she has time to go on The Bob and Chez Show er, The Bob Show with Special Guest Star Charles Johnson er, The Bob Show. 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s been a long time, but maybe we could resurrect The Bob & Jack Show.
        Nah, too much trouble.

    • poteen2 says:

      Grass Valley. Home of Chuck Yeager. She was afraid to go there anyway.

  42. Octopus says:

    • Pakimon says:

      It was enough to send Chunkles into a not three but FOUR part Twitter tirade.

      With the almost daily application of massive stinging butthurt to Chunkles’ buttocks, I can see his ass exploding in a spectacular fashion in the near future.

      I can tell you now, it won’t be pretty. 😆

  43. Octopus says:

    Stephen King is horror-struck! 😆

    Thanks for retweeting him, Chunky. Ya think he’ll return the favor, and help restore you to glory? I mean, he does about 20 blurbs/day for shitty books at the behest of his publisher…can’t he do anything to help you?

    • Pakimon says:

      Maybe he’ll write a novel about a corpulent, ponytailed shut-in, Twitter addict and failed blogger who accidentally consumes tainted artisanal cheese and washes it down with urine mistakenly drunk from a 2 liter Mountain Dew bottle.

      It would be a gold mine for King as he describes Charles’ hideous metamorphosis and the ensuing mayhem in Culver City. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Damn, Pak…that’s a better idea for a book than King has had in 20 years. 😆 😯

        Imagine the terrifying spectacle if the book was made into a movie. Audiences would need EMT’s on standby, to handle the horrified reaction. Seeing the bloated blobfish swigging down a liter of its own pee while running its hand down a full-screen image of Pam, as tears run down its huge sad face…YIKES!

  44. Octopus says:

    It’s so funny, watching the hysterical libturds lose what’s left of their shit over this thing. First they say the Paris Accords were, like, totally optional and non-binding, and too weak to stop the Global Climate Chaos OMFG!!!!! anyway, but now…I mean NOW, the Trump Horror has REALLY caused the end of Planet Erf as we know it. 😆

    Keep going, Chunky. This is good for days of schadenboners.

    4/4 coming.
    2 hours ago
    3/4 of human beings are going to curse the blinkered fools who ignorantly stood in the way of action that could have prevented what’s …
    2 hours ago
    2/4 do very much to mitigate the overwhelming climate change disaster headed our way. Now we don’t even have that. Future generations …
    2 hours ago
    1/4 The most discouraging thing about Trump bailing out of the Paris Accord is that it was ALREADY so watered down it was not going to …
    2 hours ago

  45. Arachne says:

    “1/4 The most discouraging thing about Trump bailing out of the Paris Accord is that it was ALREADY so watered down it was not going to …”

    Then it doesn’t matter then, does it Sparky? Maybe next time, Fatso, the dumbass Democrat President who Thought He Was the King will do the right thing and submit the treaty to the Senate.

    He didn’t DO that because they wouldn’t PASS it. Because it’s a fucking BAD deal for America. Oh, and by the way, states are perfectly free to put ALLLL the climate change shit in their laws they want. I’m thinking what few Democrats in power there are will probably do just that.

  46. minnowredux says:

    Remember how Stephen King wouldn’t shut up when Obama & Holder pulled off Fast & Furious ( a real life gun running scheme that failed horribly of course)? Remember?

    Right. Neither do I.

  47. Octopus says:


    Shrillary just keeps drunkenly flailing about, trying to blame every person, country, thing, idea, rumor and natural events of mundane and catastrophic nature for her loss. Except herself, of course. She was a great candidate, the most qualified of all time, according to her predecessor. First rate. A Woman Of Substance. God fucking damn it, IT WAS MY TURN! (crash)

    The DNC exec who clapped back at the shrieking harpy this morning better go into hiding, or they’ll be finding his cold carcass in suspicious circumstances very soon. That’s what happens when you cross Moonbat Medusa.

  48. Octopus says:

    Holy schnikes…I just found myself rooting for Lebron! What perverse twist has my mind taken, without my consent?!

    I guess it was the Warriors adding Durant to their already-stacked roster, and the fact that they’re the heavy favorites to win back their championship. The Cavs needed Draymond suspended to get it done last year. They are definite ‘dogs, and I always love the ‘dogs. But Lebron is always saying the stupidest, most conceited things…and this one time, he ran off 25 straight points on my Pistons to knock us out of the playoffs. So, yecch.

    It’s going to be an interesting series, and it’s what basketball fans knew was coming since the Finals ended last year. If Lebron wins again, hoo boy — he’s going to run out of platitudes to apply to himself. You can’t count him out, though. He’s that good.

  49. Bunk X says:

    People have lost their minds.

  50. Octopus says:


    Gut one, Fatass. Very ass-toot.

    • Arachne says:

      Has this shitbag seen the crowds at Berkeley? Yeah, right – if there is a group of sociopaths running around untreated, it’s the left. BTW. shouldn’t you be begging for money right about now? You haven’t seen a cent in 15 days. You;re living on $9 a day.

      Waiting for Fatso’s house to be foreclosed on for failure to pay property taxes.

      Oh, and so much for the decrepit Kathy Griffin and her so-called “apology” – BTW, Fatso, did you WATCH the video or just read the tweet? The video shows the insincerety of the whole thing. Now she’s calling a press conference with Gloria Allwet’s attention whore daughter, Lisa Bloom, blaming “bullying” by the Trump family for her current career woes. You remember Lisa Bloom, don’t you Blimpo? She’s the idiot who represented that phony rape victim that kept filing and dismissing lawsuits against Trump before the election. Now see, THAT was collusion.

      • rightymouse says:

        The press conference was a total laff-riot. I really don’t think it occurs to Griffin just how badly she has destroyed her career. And her attorney “Here’s the details” Bloom is also illiterate attention whore.

  51. Octopus says:

    Because they fought him every inch of the way, and continue to fail to support him, the useless quislings? Yes, another great call by the genius making smelly bubbles in the bathtub. 😆

  52. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    Where in the hell is Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer when we really need him?

    Activists Who Initially Trashed Paris Climate Deal Now Mad At Trump’s Paris Dump

    4:50 PM 06/01/2017

    Lawmakers and activists who criticized the Paris Agreement in 2015 are now calling President Donald Trump “horrible” for moving to eliminate the highly contentious climate accord.

    Environmentalists and Democrats who originally lambasted the deal to drastically reduce the world’s greenhouse gasses now stake out a different position two years after former President Barack Obama signed the non-binding accord.

    “If President Trump pulls the U.S. out of the Paris climate agreement, it will be a horrific mistake,” Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders, a Democrat and former presidential candidate, tweeted Wednesday.

    Obama promised to reduce greenhouse gas emissions by 28 percent below 2005 levels by 2025. He also pledged $3 billion to help poorer countries like China and India to reduce their emissions. At the time, however, Sanders was unimpressed.

    “The planet is in crisis. We need bold action in the very near future and this does not provide that,” Sanders said in December 2015, lamenting the fact that the deal was not legally binding.

    Sanders wants to stop all forms of fossil fuel production on public land, and introduced legislation in 2015 to put a tax on carbon emissions, aiming to cut the country’s greenhouse gas emissions 80 percent by 2050.

    Meanwhile, other environmental groups argued that the deal was frustrating because it didn’t go far enough to reel back manmade global warming. Kumi Naidoo, the executive director of Greenpeace International, for instance, said that elements of the deal “frustrate and disappoint” him.

    “There is a yawning gap” in the deal, he said, referencing the accord’s reluctance to address technologies needed to reduce carbon emissions. Naidoo said that the agreement lacked teeth, but that it was an adequate place to start.

    James Hansen, the so-called “grandfather of the global warming movement,” was even more brutal at the time.

    “It’s a fraud really, a fake,” the Columbia University climatologist told reporters. “It’s just bulls**t for them to say: ‘We’ll have a 2C warming target and then try to do a little better every five years.’ It’s just worthless words. There is no action, just promises.”

  53. Octopus says:

    The Left Eats Its Own Every Day Dept: http://dailycaller.com/2017/05/30/olivia-wilde-called-out-for-fat-shaming-trump/

    You can call him anything but fat. Right, Chunky? 😆

  54. Octopus says:

    It’s really good shit. 😆

    4 hours ago
    Oh. Damn.
    4 hours ago
    4 hours ago
    Oh shit again.
    4 hours ago
    4 hours ago
    Whatever man. Banjos.
    4 hours ago
    Praise Jesus!
    4 hours ago
    I expected this.
    4 hours ago

  55. Octopus says:


    Fatass uses the term “archived” to mean “memory-holed.” 😆

    Unluckily for Chunky McDumbth, the internet is forever.


  56. Octopus says:

    Memorial Day at Google? Not a day to celebrate oppression of foreign peoples by Amerika.



    Google is so gay. 😆

  57. irongrampa says:

    Just out of curiosity (okay, I was bored) I clicked on lgf.

    After it loaded, the first thing that came to mind was chaotic mess. So right back out.

    How does anyone navigate that garbage pile?

  58. minnowredux says:

    How wonderfully progressive! How hip! Kathy Griffin blaming HER idiocy on Donald Trump.

    She is as bad as Hilliary. She thinks she will gain traction by whining about Trump and doesn’t have a clue that everyone was disgusted by what SHE did. This has very, very little to do with Donald Trump.

    What an idiot.

    • Arachne says:

      Except that back in December, this insipid, smarmy hag said she was going to go after Barron personally, and has been disparaging him in her act. It was brought up during the presser apparently and Bloom, because she’s a fucking IDIOT who doesn’t do her homework, was blindsided by it.

      • minnowredux says:

        Before this, since I haven’t owned a television set since 1997, I had never heard of Kathy Griffin. I can see I haven’t missed a thing as far as her “humor” is concerned. She has proven to the world (and reinforced it today with this press conference) that she is a very mentally ill person.

        And an asshole.

        • Arachne says:

          By the way, Smarmy Hag –

          1. It wasn’t Trump that reported you to the Secret Service – we did.
          2. It wasn’t Trump that contacted Squatty Potty about you – we did.
          3. It wasn’t Trump that contacted CNN and told them to fire you from your NYE gig – my guess is it was Anderson Cooper – whatever else, he considers himself a journalist and a decent human being and after last year, he’d had enough of you.
          4. It wasn’t Trump that got five of your tour gigs canceled – it was the decent people of America calling the venues and telling them about you. In a couple of cases it was the venues themselves seeing the headlines.
          5. It wasn’t Trump that caused Al Franken to decide to disinvite you from the book fair event – it was his constituents in Minnesota flooding his in-box.

          Trump sent ONE tweet – not vicious. He simply called you out for the disgusting harpy you are.

          • minnowredux says:

            And then Charles has the chutzpah to send a tweet to Donald Trump reaming him a new asshole because Kathy Griffin gave a sincere apology and then asked when Trump would apologize? (Trump apologize for what exactly you fucking moron?)

          • Arachne says:

            Fatso wants to be part of the story. Next thing you know, he’ll be whining about how Trump and everyone on the right destroyed his career and livelihood as well.

            You aren’t part of the story, Blimpo. You’re barely part of the citizenry.

          • Bunk X says:

            Blimpo. 😀

  59. Arachne says:

    Kathy Griffin used to be on the “D” List. NOW, she’ll be on the “No Fly” List.

  60. Arachne says:

    What Kathy Griffin should have done to salvage her career would have been first, to make a sincere apology for what she did, and ESPECIALLY to say ….

    “I was stupid not to have taken into account that this is a very real evil that is happening to Americans overseas, and I apologize to the families of Nick Berg, Daniel Pearl and James Foley for not considering how trivializing the way their loved ones died was a thoughtless and heartless thing to do. I especially was very insensitive to the fact on how a little boy like Barron Trump might react. I know America is going to be angry about this for while, but I can only hope that I can learn from this and emerge a better person from this experience. In many ways it illustrates what happens when we stop behaving as rational people, no matter what your political persuasion.”

    • minnowredux says:

      That might have worked – but she ain’t that smart. And, instead, she lawyers up and starts a mix of self pity and self-righteous combativeness in front of the cameras.

      What a fucked up mess her mind is.

      ….am patiently awaiting for FatAss to double down with his support for her. We know THAT is coming.


      • Bunk X says:

        Charles is about to claim that it was his idea to hoist a bloody head and that Kathy Gifford’s email was hacked.

  61. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Olbermann’s face happened when he mistook a hamster for a gerbil.

    Apparently you need the tail.

  62. Octopus says:

    SchadenSCHWING! 😆

    That presser today was the last straw. I’m the type of person who usually gives comics a pass for outrageous and shocking, especially if it’s funny. The beheaded-Trump was never meant to be funny — it was a cold statement of political oneupsmanshit.

    From Last Theater in Comedy Tour
    2,758 6/2/2017 3:09 PM PDT

    Kathy Griffin’s offensive against Donald Trump Friday apparently fell on deaf ears … because the only remaining venue that would allow her to perform has just pulled the plug.
    We’ve learned Kathy’s concert at the Uptown Theatre in Napa scheduled for June 17 has been canceled. This follows 6 other cancelations, including bergenPAC in New Jersey which canceled hours before Kathy’s news conference.

    The Uptown Theatre cancelation is especially significant because the decision was apparently made after she took the mic with her lawyer. The Uptown folks said on Wednesday the show would go on, but they clearly had a change of heart.

    “Don’t forget to write that Trump bullied me!”

    • Octopus says:

      Also sick-making, the several references to “white men” in her godforsaken abortion of a press conference. The nerve of this ghostly old hag to try and play the race card! Here’s hoping the onslaught of bad press ruins what’s left of her career. Is that too mean-spirited? Okay, ruins her career, but ends up converting her to the conservative side, where she spends the rest of her life mocking libturds. From home, because…no career.

    • Arachne says:

      I thought that the bastion of liberalism Napa would let her show continue. I also notice no other venues are stepping up.
      She’s supposedly worth $20 million so she’ll survive. But really her career looks like it was pretty much done. She had seven dates for her so-called tour from June to November. Real comedians are booked in at least two venues a week, especially in summer.

      • Octopus says:

        I used to watch her specials years ago, until suddenly the act grew completely unbearable. I like gossipy poop about celebs, and she did that at first, but then she went political and it just got sad. And then there was her constant cries of, “My gays! Where my gays at?” I have a gay friend who hates her, and claims no gays he knows can stand her. That’s where your gays at, Kathy.

  63. Octopus says:

    Three years of George being George…

    Not much has changed, really.

    • rightymouse says:

      He knows how wonderful his life is!!! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I think he does. Aside from not being allowed to chase rabbits, he’s got it made. He really wants to get out and chase something, but that’s not happening as long as I can help it. Last time I let him off the leash, he was a mile down the beach Up North before he paused to wallow in a muddy bog. He’s 3/4 whippet — it’s in his blood.

  64. Octopus says:


    Especially since all the violence is initiated by the Left. Because they were triggered by Trump. Bad Trump! 😆

  65. Octopus says:

    George Duke says, “Hi.” And, “Thanks for ruining the tour.”

  66. Octopus says:

    It will be a very short funeral procession, for sure. A feral cat, maybe the landlord looking for relatives to pay your overdue rent, possibly your long-suffering sister. I would go, but it’s a little far. I’ll send a bouquet, in respect of all the laughs you’ve provided.

  67. Pakimon says:

    I see there’s dumpster diving afoot. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      He’s very particular about the dumpsters he dives. He’s really po’d at the ones who chain up their leftovers. No chains on Gus! 😆

  68. Octopus says:

    I forgot it was Saturday! Good morning, one and all. 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      That girl’s been around for a long time, and I bet she doesn’t look like that today.

      There was another lassie from Australia named Sydney Moon who had some fun .gif animations.

      Don’t ask how I know this.

  69. windbag says:

    Ear candy for a Saturday afternoon.

  70. minnowredux says:

    I see the moslems are innocently slaughtering people again…..

  71. Bunk X says:

    We’re due for a new thread, too.
    Meanwhile check out this technokitsch. It’s funny, retro and horrible all at the same time.