Top Stories as of 22 May 2017 10pm PST

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Charles F. Johnson:

My, how times have changed.

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166 Comments on “Top Stories as of 22 May 2017 10pm PST”

  1. Octopus says:

    Remember when Fatass used to carry this counter on his sidebar?

    Here’s a quick rundown of just the last 30 days:

    Date Country City Killed Injured Description
    2017.05.21 Syria Deir Ezzor 15 63 Children are among fifteen civilians picked apart by Islamic State shrapnel.
    2017.05.21 Nigeria Dalori 4 2 Four friends are slaughtered by Boko Haram Islamists.
    2017.05.20 Syria Jazrat al-Boushams 19 0 Two children and two woman are among nineteen Shiites executed in their village by the Islamic State.
    2017.05.20 Afghanistan Gardez 3 31 Five suicide bombers storm a bank, killing three inside.
    2017.05.20 Afghanistan Kabul 2 1 Islamists storm a humanitarian group’s guest house, behead the guard and murder a German woman.
    2017.05.19 Afghanistan Mohammad Agha 11 3 Five children and five women are among a family of eleven blown into shreds by Sunni bombers while traveling to a wedding.
    2017.05.18 Iraq Tuz Khormato 9 11 Nine people at a market are sent to Allah by a Shahid suicide bomber.
    2017.05.18 Syria Salamiyeh 52 0 A horrible assault by the Islamic State on several Shiite towns leaves over fifty dead, including women and children who were de-limbed and beheaded.
    2017.05.17 Afghanistan Jalalabad 6 16 Five employees and a guard are murdered during a suicide assault on a TV station by Religion of Peace proponents.
    2017.05.16 Nigeria Konduga 2 6 Three female suicide bombers kill two sleeping brothers at a refugee camp.
    2017.05.15 Nigeria Taraba 12 0 At least a dozen people are massacred by Muslim terrorists in attacks on five communities.
    2017.05.15 Somalia Qasahdhere 0 7 Islamists detonate a bomb at a restaurant.
    2017.05.15 Syria Deir Ezzor 1 14 One person is killed by a well-placed ISIS shell into a neighborhood.
    2017.05.15 Iraq Haditha 2 4 Two innocents are blown up in their own home by suicide bombers.
    2017.05.15 Iran Ahvaz 2 4 Sunni ‘separatists’ murder two local cops.
    2017.05.15 Syria Rukban 6 12 At least six refugees are blown apart by two bombs planted at their camp,
    2017.05.15 Syria Daraa 2 0 Two Syrians are beheaded by Jaish Khalid ibn al-Walid
    2017.05.15 Kenya Omar Jillo 1 0 Islamists burst into a family home and kill the father.
    2017.05.14 Iraq Maliya 7 0 Seven civilians are vaporized by a Sunni rocket.
    2017.05.14 Afghanistan Zazi Aryub 4 2 Two civilians and two border guards are leveled by a fundamentalist bomb blast.
    2017.05.14 Egypt Sheikh Zuweid 3 8 Three Egyptians are killed in two attacks by Islamic militants.
    2017.05.14 Afghanistan Mehtralam 6 0 Six children between the ages of 6 and 12 are disassembled by Sunni shrapnel.
    2017.05.14 Syria Mayadin 2 0 A man and woman are stoned to death for adultery.
    2017.05.14 Iraq Shaanoun 8 0 Eight victims of a suspected ISIS execution are found in a mass grave, including five women.
    2017.05.14 Iraq Baghdad 4 8 Two Mujahideen blasts claim four lives.
    2017.05.14 Pakistan Walicheena 2 0 A politician and his driver are riddled with bullets by Islamic extremists.
    2017.05.14 Mali Aguelhok 2 0 A young couple is put in the ground and stoned for having unmarried sex.
    2017.05.13 Nigeria Amarwa 11 0 At least eleven villagers are shot and hacked to death by Islamists.
    2017.05.13 Syria Bokamal 2 0 A child is among two people executed by the Islamic State.
    2017.05.13 Iraq Mosul 9 3 Suicide bombers murder nine Iraqis.
    2017.05.13 Nigeria Maiduguri 1 1 Three suicide bombers detonate at a university, killing a security guard.
    2017.05.13 Afghanistan Kabul 3 0 Suspected Taliban murder two women and a small child with a sticky bomb.
    2017.05.12 Saudi Arabia Awamiya 2 0 A 2-year-old child is among two innocents cut down by Shiite gunmen.
    2017.05.12 Kenya Nyeri 2 0 Two laborers are murdered by al-Shabaab…
    2017.05.12 Pakistan Mastung 27 37 A massive suicide bomb blast snares over two dozen souls.
    2017.05.12 Chad Kaiga 9 0 At least nine others are killed during a surprise Boko Haram attack.
    2017.05.11 Afghanistan Adraskan 7 0 Two women and three children are among a family of seven exterminated by Taliban bombers.
    2017.05.11 Iraq Sallamiya 64 0 Sixty-four bodies wash up on the shore after snipers open fire on familes crossing a river to escape the caliphate.
    2017.05.11 Iraq Salahuddin 3 0 A young family of three is obliterated in their own home by Islamic shrapnel.
    2017.05.10 Yemen Duaan 1 6 An al-Qaeda suicide bomber kills one other person at a checkpoint.
    2017.05.10 India Kulgaon 1 0 Hizbul Mujahideen kidnap a 22-year-old man from a wedding and brutally execute him.
    2017.05.10 Afghanistan Spin Boldak 2 3 A bomb planted by Sharia activists leaves two dead.
    2017.05.10 Egypt Rafah 13 2 Islamic extremists machine-gun thirteen tribesmen point-blank.
    2017.05.10 Bangladesh Benipur 1 1 A firefighter is killed by a suicide bomber.
    2017.05.10 Iraq Abu Ghraib 1 0 A civilian is dismantled by Mujahid shrapnel.
    2017.05.10 Nigeria Buruku 4 0 Militant Muslims slaughter four more villagers.
    2017.05.09 Afghanistan Kandahar 1 0 A cleric is cut down by Religion of Peace rivals.
    2017.05.09 Afghanistan Arghandab 1 0 A civilian succumbs to Taliban shrapnel.
    2017.05.09 Iraq Hawija 40 0 Forty people are executed by the Islamic State.
    2017.05.09 Somalia Goofgaduud 17 0 An al-Shabaab attack leaves at least seventeen dead.
    2017.05.09 Afghanistan Parwan 9 0 At least eight children and a teacher are sent straight to Allah by a bomb planted in their seminary classroom.
    2017.05.09 Syria Raqqa 1 0 A Russian captive is beheaded by Islamic State members.
    2017.05.09 Thailand Pattani 1 62 Children are among the casualties of two Muslim bomb blasts at a shopping center.
    2017.05.09 Iraq Mosul 5 8 Five people are killed in a series of ISIS attacks.
    2017.05.08 Somalia Mogadishu 8 25 Islamists stage a suicide bombing and a shooting attack on an Italian coffee café, killing eight patrons.
    2017.05.08 Bangladesh Mymensingh 1 0 An Ahmadi imam is hacked to death in his own mosque by three seminary students.
    2017.05.08 Egypt Nasr City 3 0 Suspected fundamentalists open fire on police in a drive-by, killing three.
    2017.05.07 Iraq Mosul 4 9 Four innocents are blown to bits when ISIS members fire a rocket into a grocery store.
    2017.05.07 Iraq Wadi Akkab 9 0 Nine Iraqis are laid out by four Fedayeen suicide bombers.
    2017.05.07 Mali Almoustrat 7 7 At least seven others are killed in a suicide bombing and rocket attack.
    2017.05.07 Nigeria Logo 15 6 Fifteen villagers are massacred by Fulani terrorists.
    2017.05.07 Iraq Kirkuk 2 3 Two Iraqis are cut down by an Islamic State suicide bomber.
    2017.05.06 India Kulgam 4 0 Three civilians and a cop are laid out by an Islamist drive-by.
    2017.05.06 Egypt Rafah 3 0 A father and two sons are found beheaded a few days after being kidnapped by the Islamic State.
    2017.05.06 Afghanistan Qala-e Zal 4 0 At least four others are left dead after a massive Taliban attack.
    2017.05.06 Iraq Abu Ghraib 2 3 A Mujahideen bomb blast cuts down two civilians.
    2017.05.06 Egypt al-Arish 1 0 A Coptic minority is shot to death by radical Muslims at a barber shop.
    2017.05.05 Iraq Haditha 5 8 Eight Iraqis are sent to Allah by a Shahid suicide bomber.
    2017.05.05 Pakistan Rawalpindi 1 0 A teenage girl is shot to death by her family for turning down a marriage proposal.
    2017.05.05 Chad Kaiga 9 28 Nine border guards are slain by Boko Haram.
    2017.05.05 Chechnya Grozny 1 0 Authorities learn of a 17-year-old pushed off a 9th floor balcony by an uncle for being gay.
    2017.05.04 Nigeria Konduga 5 6 Two Shahid suicide bombers murder five others, including a young girl.
    2017.05.04 India Kellora 1 2 A civilian succumbs to Islamist gunfire.
    2017.05.04 Pakistan Hub 1 0 A 10-year-old boy is killed when a mob attempts to lynch a Hindu man for blasphemy.
    2017.05.03 Afghanistan Kandahar 1 1 Two suicide bombers take out a young child.
    2017.05.03 Nigeria Maiduguri 3 0 Boko Haram strap bombs onto three teenage girls.
    2017.05.03 Iraq Mosul 1 12 Islamic terrorists fire a missile into a high school, killing one student.
    2017.05.03 Mali Timbuktu 1 9 One person is killed when “The Group to Support Islam and Muslims” send a rocket into a UN camp.
    2017.05.03 Somalia Mogadishu 1 0 An al-Qaeda linked group shoots a politician to death in his car.
    2017.05.03 Syria Azaz 4 4 A car bomb outside a rival mosque leaves four dead.
    2017.05.03 Pakistan Rahim Yar Khan 1 0 A 63-year-old Ahmadi religious minority is brutally gunned down by Sunni radicals.
    2017.05.03 Iraq Abu Ghraib 1 2 A teacher at a secular school is murdered by ISIS.
    2017.05.03 Afghanistan Kabul 8 25 Eight civilians are torn limb from limb by a Fedayeen suicide bomber.
    2017.05.02 Iraq Mosul 1 1 A child is vaporized by an Islamic State projectile.
    2017.05.02 Iraq Anbar 10 6 Islamists with machine-guns slaughter ten Iraqis point-blank.
    2017.05.02 Iraq Kirkuk 2 0 An oil company executive and his driver are assassinated by sharia advocates.
    2017.05.02 Mali Nampala 9 4 A Jihadist attack leaves nine others dead.
    2017.05.02 Iraq Samarra 2 3 Two Shiites are blown up by a Sunni suicide bomber.
    2017.05.02 Pakistan Nishtar 2 0 A married couple is shot to death by conservative Muslims in the name of ‘honor’.
    2017.05.02 Syria Rajim Salibi 46 34 A 3-month-old baby is among forty-six refugees proudly massacred by Islamic State suicide bombers.
    2017.05.02 Egypt Yamit 1 3 A woman is murdered during a home invasion by Islamic State members.
    2017.05.02 Iraq Mosul 9 0 A suspected Shiite suicide bomber blows up nine Sunni militants.
    2017.05.01 Egypt Cairo 3 5 Islamic extremists open fire on a group of police, killing three.
    2017.05.01 Afghanistan Ghormach 5 4 Five local cops are murdered by fundamentalists.
    2017.05.01 Iraq Rifai 5 0 Islamic militants open fire on five young children searching for food, bringing down all five.
    2017.05.01 Iraq Mosul 4 0 A family of four is exterminated by an ISIS rocket.
    2017.05.01 India Kulgam 7 0 Hizbul Mujhadeen slaughter five police and two bank employees.
    2017.05.01 India Poonch 2 0 Pakistani terrorists kill and mutilate two border guards.
    2017.05.01 Afghanistan Chaparhar 3 0 A 9-year-old girl is among three civilians who lose their lives during an ISIS attack.
    2017.04.30 Iraq Mosul 46 0 Forty-six civilians are executed by the Islamic State and hung from telephone poles.
    2017.04.30 India Khanyar 1 5 Terrorist throw a grenade into the street, killing a civilian.
    2017.04.30 Afghanistan Mazar-e-Sharif 2 5 Taliban bombers pick off a family on their way to a wedding.
    2017.04.30 Syria Daraa 1 0 An alleged ‘sorcerer’ is beheaded by caliphate members.
    2017.04.29 Iraq Bab al-Toub 14 20 Fourteen Iraqis are blown to bits by a Fedayeen suicide bomber.
    2017.04.29 Yemen Lahij 1 8 An al-Qaeda attack leaves one dead.
    2017.04.29 Iraq Jurf al-Sakhar 1 10 One other person is killed when a suicide bomber detonates outside a market.
    2017.04.29 Iraq Rifai 5 0 Four women and a child are executed for trying to flee the Islamic State.
    2017.04.29 Iraq Mosul 3 2 Three humanitarian workers are blown to bits by an ISIS rocket while distributing food.
    2017.04.29 Germany Prien am Chiemsee 1 0 A woman is stabbed to death in front of her two children over her decision to leave Islam for Christianity.
    2017.04.28 Saudi Arabia Qatif 1 0 A 33-year-old man is kidnapped from a café and executed by suspected Shiite radicals.
    2017.04.28 Iraq Baghdad 3 8 A suicide bomber detonates in a police station, killing three bystanders.
    2017.04.28 Nigeria Manguzum 5 40 Five Nigerians are taken out by a Shahid suicide car bomber.
    2017.04.27 Somalia Mogadishu 1 0 A man is gunned down in front of his home by al-Shabaab.
    2017.04.27 Pakistan Faqirabad 2 0 Two people are gunned down at a rival mosque, one of whom was a cleric.
    2017.04.27 India Kupwara 3 0 Three security personnel lose their lives to an attack by Jaish-e-Mohammad.
    2017.04.27 France Reunion 0 2 An Islamic radical shoots two police officers.
    2017.04.27 Iraq Mosul 3 5 A suicide bomber kills three policemen tricked into trying to help him.
    2017.04.27 Thailand Narathiwat 6 0 Muslim ‘insurgents’ murder six security personnel with a roadside bomb.
    2017.04.26 Iraq Sakkar 2 5 An ISIS ambush of off-duty border guards leaves two dead.
    2017.04.26 Pakistan Arbab Tapu 1 0 A teenage girl is honor killed by her religious brother and thrown into a well.
    2017.04.26 Iran Mirjaveh 10 0 Ten border guards are ambushed and murdered by Jaish al-Adl.
    2017.04.26 Nigeria Maiduguri 1 11 Four suicide bombers manage to take down one transit worker at a bus station.
    2017.04.26 Nigeria Tse-Wuaswem 6 3 Militant Muslims hack a half-dozen farmers to pieces.
    2017.04.25 Egypt Rafah 4 4 A Fedayeen suicide bomber plows into a group of local tribesmen, killing four.
    2017.04.25 Iraq Mosul 15 0 ISIS militants dress as soldiers and shoot civilians who are tricked into welcoming them.
    2017.04.25 Pakistan Kontara 14 13 Four children and five women are among fourteen people pulled into pieces by a Jamaatul Ahrar bomb blast.
    2017.04.25 Iraq Mahwala 4 3 Three children and an elderly man are exterminated by a Jihadi bombers.
    2017.04.25 Iraq Rawah 3 0 Three civilians are shot to death at a market by members of the Islamic State.
    2017.04.24 India Pulwama 1 0 Islamic terrorists are suspected in the assassination of a secular party official.
    2017.04.24 Iraq Hawija 25 0 Two dozen civilians are captured and executed for trying to flee the ‘land of the caliphate’.
    2017.04.24 Iraq Mosul 1 0 A child is found tortured to death by the Islamic State.
    2017.04.24 Afghanistan Darqad 8 3 Sunni fundamentalists overrun a police checkpoint and murder eight officers.
    2017.04.24 India Pinglan 1 0 Terrorists assassinate a local politician.
    2017.04.24 Afghanistan Khost 4 8 Four security guards are murdered by a Fedayeen suicide bomber.
    2017.04.24 Nigeria Kanuri 3 2 A Shahid suicide bomber kills three bystanders.
    2017.04.23 Iraq Rutba 10 20 At least ten others are killed by Islamic State terrorists.
    2017.04.23 Maldives Male 1 0 A liberal blogger is stabbed to death after expressing “unIslamic views.”
    2017.04.23 Israel Tel Aviv 0 4 A Palestinian terrorist stabs four people.
    2017.04.23 Iraq Hammam al-Alil 3 0 Suicide bombers detonate outside a refugee camp, killing three police.
    2017.04.23 Somalia Galgala 8 3 An al-Qaeda linked group murders eight people with a roadside bomb.
    2017.04.23 Syria Hudaidat 12 0 Two ISIS suicide bombers lay out a dozen others.

  2. Octopus says:

    Trump causes terrorism! 😆

    • Charles. You have finally crossed into the territory of absolute despicable, obtuse, partisan hackery. You are an unmitigated POS. Remember; what goes around, comes around, you bastard.

    • dezes157 says:

      Oh that makes perfect sense, Good thing Trump wasn’t touring Canada, ISIS might have bombed Mexico.
      Oh, and you sick twisted sack of shit, you have the unmitigated gall to call Trump the horror when these people have been killed and mutilated.
      Maybe you should ask the little girl who had her legs blown off and mother killed what horror really is.

  3. Octopus says:

    ….but the attack was caused by Trump. Just to be clear.

  4. Octopus says:

    The more the Left piles on to try and stop the “baseless conspiracy theory” of Seth Rich being connnected to Wikileaks, the more I tend to believe there’s some fire behind the smoke. Rich’s Jewish left-wing parents “begging for Hannity to stop investigating?” Keep hammering away, Sean. Unnamed staffers at Fox News “embarrassed by Hannity’s promotion of baseless conspiracy theory?” Same.

    We are a little tired of all the anonymous unnamed sources, Daily Beast and WaPo. Every day there’s a new conspiracy theory promoted by your side that claims to be the end of Trump’s presidency, sourced to the same unnamed sources. Then there’s something else the next day. We don’t trust you, and we support Trump bigly. Go fuck yourselves.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Keify Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      The NY Times has labeled it a conspiracy theory. Now back to who did Trump pee on in Russia and when did he pee it? The American people need to know!!

  5. Octopus says:

    Miss you, Amy.

    • rightymouse says:

      I miss her too! 😦

      • Octopus says:

        She looks so young and healthy in this video, it’s awful to think what happened her in the next few years. Beware the intoxicants, kids.

        • rightymouse says:

          I watched a documentary on her last year on the trip back from Thailand. Was so sad!!

  6. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, Preezydunce of Keify Olberdouch Fan Club. says:

    Just to be clear: my heart aches for anyone who lost someone they love tonight in Manchester, and their suffering is very real.
    10 hours ago
    I guess Americans still haven’t learned that one of the main goals of terrorism is to provoke hysterical overreactions.
    10 hours ago
    @BCunningham215 No, if a terror attack happened while Hillary was in the Middle East I’d say the same thing: probably not a coincidence.
    10 hours ago
    It’s probably not a coincidence that this Manchester bombing happened while the Trump Horror is touring the Middle East.
    10 hours ago

    As usual, Chunky gets everything depressingly wrong. (hey on the bright side, his streak remains unbroken!)

    If ISIS is reacting to Trump it’s not because he took a diplomatic trip. ISIS has taken credit and made no mention of it. But it may have something to do with Trump’s recent directive to his generals to annihilate ISIS. Which is putting them on the run within their squalid little shrinking and fragmented “caliphate”. And leaving only little girl soft targets in the West for them to show what a real he-man god Allah is.

    And lets face it, Chunk’s claiming “probably not a coincidence” whether Trump or Shrillbeast is just yet another example of what people were complaining about him last week. Mainly that he’s a smug know-it-all jackass making claims with no facts who acts superior and self righteous when challenged.

    Doubling down on douchebag Chunk then trots out the old canard “if we overreact then the terrorists will have won”. So not commenting on the brutality of the atrocity is Chunk doing his responsible duty to not overreact??? Never mind he shoots his mouth off on Twitter all the time about everything else. This is a weak and self-serving defense trotted out after the fact. The truth is he was more interested in slandering Trump as the REAL HORROR! And truly can’t relate to nice families and their young children being blown to bits. Being Chunk, it should be unsurprising now that he would bizarrely think anyone would get in line behind him on that. But that’s because in his tiny mind he’s ALWAYS right!

    Finally he’s forced to blurt some boiler plate statement of manufactured sympathy about having a heart which everyone can see is absolutely not even slightly true. Considering he ignores atrocities against humanity because he’s too busy making his childish hyperbolic and hysterical slanders against the President. But make no mistake his half-hearted claim is not an apology or mea culpa. Not that EVER!! Because as he explains he was always right all along. It’s just that everyone else is wrong and misunderstands his tortured self-serving explanations.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles read up on Asbergers Syndrome and decided to adopt the symptoms so he can be closer to his buddy Neil.

  7. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    He said: ‘Everyone was piling out, all happy and everything else. As people were coming out of the glass doors I heard a bang and within a split second I saw a white flash, then smoke and then I heard screaming.

    ‘It knocked me to the floor and then I got up and instead of running away my gut instinct was to run back and try and help.
    ‘There was people lying on the floor everywhere.

    ‘I saw a little girl – she had no legs. I wrapped her in one of the merchandise T-shirts and I said ‘where is your mum and daddy?’ She said ‘my dad is at work, my mum is up there’.’

    He said he thought the child’s mother had died from her injuries following the incident which left at least 119 people injured.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4532374/Witnesses-tell-horror-Manchester-terrorist-attack.html#ixzz4hvBKX3X3
    Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

    But we don’t want to overreact or people might lose sight that it’s President Trump who’s the real HORROR!

  8. dezes157 says:

    If we ignore terrorists they will go away.

    We must not ignore nazis they will not go away.
    McDummeth logic at its finest.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      If it weren’t for double standards, Chunk would have no standards at all!

  9. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/05/23/brennan-says-saw-intel-linking-russia-to-trump-campaign-associates.html

    And the yucks just keep on coming. Obviously the plan is for this sham to go on until it…..oh yeah….actually affects the outcome of an election.

    Former CIA director Woolsey was on Fox today too saying they knew about Russian attempts to interfere in US politics using misinformation tactics as early as 1979. So I guess it’s nice to know Brennan and his Krack team of Keystone Kommie Kops finally found out about it last year and leaped into action only after the Shrillbeast lost.

  10. irongrampa says:

    One wonders if perhaps a libel suit may be in order in the near future here.

    • Pakimon says:

      Nope. No libel suits in sight

      It’s only swim suits around here.

      And with (hopefully) no stubble.

    • ironshadenboner says:

      One wonders if perhaps irongrampa will ever move out of his mommy’s basement and get a job instead of worshiping a ponytailed old fat man.

      • dezes157 says:

        Ironpanties must not read the libelous crap chuck posts everyday, or is that you chucky?

        • Octopus says:

          Wait…was that supposed to be a threat? Threatening this site with libel?

          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

          Oh, please. Please file suit, Fatass. It would be such cause for merriment and rejoicing. Just imagining the presentation of evidence makes me want to dance a happy dance. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Discovery is a bitch. 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            Libel? He’d have to prove damages, and he’d have to show that it had nothing to do with his own actions that began before this place even existed.

  11. Octopus says:

    Katy Perry used to beclown herself with funny outfits onstage, and it was fun. It was cute.

    Now, she says idiotic things every time she opens her mouth, and it’s a sad self-beclownment. I’m done with her.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/05/23/katie-perry-on-manchester-bombing-no-barriers-no-borders-we-all-just-need-to-co-exist/

  12. Bunk X says:

    • dezes157 says:

      Chucks idea of a meaningful, well thought out or compelling idea, is “Please go fuck yourself”
      “And block block block block” the sound of a gutless chicken.
      That is literally the height of the mans intellectual prowess.

  13. Bunk X says:

    Trying to figure out what kinda bug is making a racket in our rose bush. Sounds like a small jingle bell in a sock being shaken at high speed, only louder. It’s steady, not like a cicada, more like a spring peeper on speed, but we don’t have frogs around here. Maybe some kind of cricket, but it’s not that hot for such a fast tempo.

    • Octopus says:

      Probably some kind of cricket, possibly hooked on stimulants. You can compare the racket here: http://entnemdept.ufl.edu/Walker/buzz/

      Once you track the sucker down, you can look up his ugly mug here: https://www.whatsthatbug.com/

      Note: this identification process will involve creeping around your bushes with a flashlight, like our old pal at LGF who used to spy on frogs having sex and snails eating his kale. Remember that guy? 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Yep. It’s a trill being made by a cricket.
        http://songsofinsects.com/identification-basics

        And you’re referring to Killgore Trout’s slug infestation.
        https://thediaryofdaedalus.com/2010/11/19/kilgores-fall-harvest/

        P.S. I once came in from outside, and while in the kitchen noticed a slug on my shoe. I picked it off and threw it outside, then I learned that the slime WILL NOT WASH OFF WITH SOAP OR LIQUID DETERGENT. Rubbing my hands with salt worked.

        • Octopus says:

          Hole-y Kale, Killgore! 😆

          What the hell is in that slime, though? GET IT OFF ME! 😯

          Google to the rescue!

          Last night I picked up my dog’s dish to fill it and found myself holding a slug in my hand. This slug did as slugs do and released slime all over my hand. Semi-disgusted, I went to the sink to wash the deposit off and guess what? Slug slime doesn’t wash off! It kind of changes consistency, and it’ll move around a bit, but it won’t wash off. I decided I needed to know a bit more about slug slime. Here’s what I learned.

          Slug Slime has all the expected benefits for the slugs. It helps them not to dry out, lubricates their movement across the ground, helps them adhere to steep surfaces, and makes them fairly unattractive as food for predators. During sex, slugs often eat each other’s slime during courtship and then wrap themselves in a nuptial bed of slime during the actual reproductive act. But…there’s more!!

          Slug slime is actually made of a highly organized polymeric material that can absorb water extremely rapidly—up to 100 times its initial volume. It absorbs the water so fast that it’s almost explosive. So, you ask, how come slugs don’t soak up too much water and explode when they crawl across water? Well, the slug cleverly packages up the dry mucus in granules, coating it with a layer of cell membrane material, thereby keeping it dry until it is ready to make slime. When the slug thinks it’s time for slime, the granule is broken open and whammo…Slime everywhere!

          Another little-known fact about slug slime is that not only does it deter predators by being gross and slimy, but it also numbs the tongue of anyone who dares taste it. Go ahead…try it. Slug Slime actually contains an anesthetic. This doesn’t keep everyone from eating slugs, however. Shrews actually relish the slippery critters, and raccoons roll slugs around in the dirt to give them a more palatable coating before eating them. My grandma swore that chickens and turkeys would eat slugs as well.

          Scientists are very interested in the characteristics of slug slime. Researchers foresee numerous potential uses, such as pollutant traps for sewage treatment plants, effective water-based lubricants, and improved surgical implants and wound coverings. Slug slime is one of the best natural glues ever discovered and because it sticks especially well to human skin, doctors are studying slug slime to develop surgical implants that will stick to and be accepted by human bodies.

          Oh…and I did discover how to get slug slime off my hands. Because the slime absorbs water and becomes thicker and stickier as it does, washing only makes the slime stick more. The slime should be wiped off with a dry towel before you wash. Or try rubbing your dry hands together, in much the same way you’d remove rubber cement. The slime can be rolled into a ball and discarded. See? You learn something new every day.

    • Pakimon says:

      I say we take off and nuke the entire bush from orbit.

      It’s the only way to be sure. 😀

  14. Octopus says:

    Oooh, he was mainlining Bach! Such a man of culture. This is the first time ever he’s made reference to any kind of classical music listening. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Only a cretin would refer to him as “JSB”. Makes him think he’s hip. Those who are real afficianados of his music call him “Sebastian Bach” to differentiate him from the other “Johanns”. Well, until that jackass appropriated the name.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      This is more Chunk’s speed.

  15. Octopus says:

    Notice how Chunky ditched all talk about Manchester yesterday after his “my heart will go on” bleat? Yeah, he’s a piece of poo. 😆 (libel!)

    One of the libelous wags at AoS had the gall to compare Europe’s response to this atrocity with this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_XQ5ITv7p0&feature=youtu.be

    …which this person had the temerity to compare with this actual response: http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/05/bbc-host-manchester-isis-attack-europe-get-used-video/

    Sadly, I think the BBC bubblehead is correct. Europe is going to have to get used to this, since they are opposed to making any kind of changes in their immigration policy. Because racist, of course.

  16. Octopus says:

    Tolerance and coexistence, people. And get used to it. KABOOM!

    • Octopus says:

      Because….

      Prediction: In ten years, this oz-we-pay (asswipe) will be running a blog devoted to chronicling the slaughter of civilians by Islamist terrorists. The wheel in the sky keeps on turning, you see.

      • KGB says:

        And 10 years after that he’ll be sat in a puddle of Cheetos dust and greasy napkins, muttering about wingnuts and self-reinforcing tribalism.

      • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

        Are we also going to stand against the nail-bombing of concert-goers?

        Asking for a friend.

        What does this “stand” look like? What actions are involved? Are there actions involved?

        Who is being scapegoated? Are you aware of the meaning of the term? Please give examples in a statistical manner, i.e. percentage of Muslims being “scapegoated” and correlate to terrorist acts, if you think there is a relation. Use both sides of the paper if you need.

        Bonus question: What role does your over-privileged white male privilege play in the formation of your “stand”? How might you feel differently if you were, say, a little girl whose legs were blown off and whose mother was killed, let’s say by a nail bomb? Don’t you find your callous use of the word “stand” to be disrespectful of the girl’s new Muslim-gifted minority status as a double-amputee?

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Newly minted useful idiot. CAIR must be high-fiving.

      • Arachne says:

        Uh, no one is scapegoating Muslims, you ignorant dolt. How dare countries refuse to bow to the caliphate.

  17. Octopus says:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/05/breaking-internet-hacker-kim-dot-com-releases-documents-seth-rich-leaked-podesta-wikileaks-emails/

    This is rich. So much for the Russians, Fatass and the Left in general. This guy is willing to testify in court. Where’s your evidence about the Russians, now? Left it at home, in your other pants? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Meanwhile, Hannity has been forced to back down.

      • Arachne says:

        Murdoch’s offspring are working overtime to destroy Fox News, which they are viewing as a complete embarrassment to their liberal ideology and killing conversation at their hoity toity Hollywood cocktail parties.

        It’ll make me laugh if say Rush, Hannity and a few others start up a conservative news channel that kicks Fox’s ass. I know Levin has CRTV but really, it’s small potaytas. He’s already kicked Mark Steyn off his network for reasons no one knows and that was the only reason I wanted to watch it. so I canceled my subscription.

      • Bunk X says:

        My take is that the family of the assassinated Seth Rich asked Hannity to back off in order to avoid tainting a potential jury pool.

  18. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://circa.com/politics/barack-obamas-team-secretly-disclosed-years-of-illegal-nsa-searches-spying-on-americans

    Which of course means absolutely nothing. Because illegal searches and surveillance aren’t really illegal except to hapless small fry military and low level Intel types. Trump better get his people busy illegally surveiling the Demoncraps including the DNC, all of the offices, communications and boardrooms of NY Times, WaBleep, CNN, AMESSNBC, NBC/ABC/CBS and Fox news, etc…. And leak the fuck out of every treacherous America hating word to WikiLeaks and Breitbart. IOW bring a gun to a gun fight for once.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Reminded me of Fatso……..

  20. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    I’m so old I remember when Donald Trump promised to destroy ISIS in the first 30 days of his (gag) presidency.
    14 hours ago

    I’m so old I remember when Preezydunce Obungle ignored ISIS for 3 years as they took over old left behind US military equipment, weapons and vehicles. And then called them the JV team (to al Qaeda’s varsity presumably). Then warned their soldiers to run from their vehicles before an airstrike. And since then has referred to them only as “ISIL” and never as ISIS (as virtually everyone else does) in order to lump Israel in as partially to blame for their existence. Oh and to suck up to Iran.

    • OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

      Using “Levant” is an outright sop to the Islamists, as it is seen as delegitimizing Israel.

      An ideal President would use Daesh to refer to the group.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I’m also so old I remember when Obungle couldn’t bring himself to call Islamic terrorists evil and blamed their extremism on global warming. And his State Dept spokesman offered the suggestion of more government jobs programs as a solution. IOW they viewed terrorism as a joke.

      http://www.gosanangelo.com/story/opinion/columnists/2017/05/24/manchester-bombing-shows-donald-trump-right/102086288/

      Trump’s invocation of eternal damnation contrasted with President Barack Obama’s more moderate and apologetic tone in his speech in Cairo in 2009, when he did not mention “evil” at all. The previous administration sought to downplay moral factors in the terror war. Obama was more committed to the evidence-free belief that extremism was the result of global warming. Or consider then-State Department spokesperson Marie Harf’s hapless view that the solution to terrorism was a good government jobs program.

  21. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    TRUMP APPROVAL POPS TO 48%
    POLITICAL ANXIETY FADES
    http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trump_administration/prez_track_may24

    Oh NOES!!! Teh Trump normalization!!

    • Arachne says:

      Amazing what happens when the American Leftist Media isn’t the only source of news.

  22. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-24/new-jersey-emergency-alert-system-accidentally-sends-nuclear-warnings-some-tvs

    Stay calm folks. All is under control. But if you happen to have a lead suit wear it.

  23. Juan Epstein says:

    RT @MarchForTruth17: This is why we #MarchForTruth- one of our demands is that Donald Trump must make his business obligations clear to the…

    Who is we? There is no way you are marching.

    • minnowredux says:

      Donald Trump could sit down with Chunky, explain everything about his “business obligations”…. and Chunky would still be raising his fist and shooting off his mouth (to cover up the fact that none of what Trump had told him made any sense to the dumbass).

  24. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    https://wattsupwiththat.com/2017/05/23/tv-weatherman-goes-off-on-climate-skeptics-put-up-or-shut-up/

    Why’s a weatherman all wee wee’d up about the climate? Has he confused meterology with climateology? Anyhoo he’s a well known irrational moonbat whom most people ignore in Raleigh, NC where he does the weather in a Viking helmet evidently. Right up Chunky’s ally so I thought I would post the link since he doesn’t read here.

      • Bunk X says:

        No, that’s not me, but I once took a colander and hung two rolls of toilet paper off of the handles and showed up to a Halloween party as a shithead.

    • Octopus says:

      Shithead is a fine costume idea, but this guy was going for dickhead. As in, “The conceptual penis as a social construct, and cause of climate change.”

      Also, stop culturally appropriating the Viking headgear. You ignorant dolt. 😆

  25. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    @michaeldweiss Jesus. This guy is completely out of control, giving away classified info to murderous dictators.
    49 minutes ago

    Yeah we need that Obungle guy back who gives away billions of dollars to murderous dictators and their terrorist friends.

  26. irongrampa says:

    How about we clear up a small misconception–the comment I made was referring to the PRESIDENT threatening a libel suit, NOT Johnson.

    I apologize for not making that clearer.

    So off my back, please.

    • ISTE says:

      Welcome!!!

      They get on my back so often in here I bought myself a saddle.

    • dezes157 says:

      Sorry for the confusion.

    • Bunk X says:

      Things are a little bit jumpy and jivey here, and you were misjudged. How old is your daughter? Got pics?

    • Octopus says:

      Sorry, Gramps! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      A few years back, one of Johnson’s sycophants stopped by and started honking about libel suits being filed against everyone here for slandering The Jazzy Ponytailed TruthWarrior.

      I figured it was just more of the same.

      Just a “friendly fire” incident. 😀

    • Arachne says:

      A libel suit would probably die in a 12(b)(6) motion to dismiss under New York Times v. Sullivan precedent that pretty much allows anything to be published against a public figure unless you can prove malice. It’s interesting that Scalia was hoping that there would be a way of overturning Sullivan. I’d love to see a case work it’s way through the courts much the same way Brown was used to overturn Plessy.

  27. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    LOL! There’s a special kind of stupid with Portland, OR moonbats. They drummed a couple of fellow moonbats out of their small startup business because making burritos is cultural appropriation er something. Even funnier and dumber is that the two evidently were so convinced that they REALLY HAD done something evil and white devilish that they immediately closed up shop and deleted their promotional FB page and what not.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4538398/Burrito-shop-shuts-accused-stealing-culture.html

    • Bunk X says:

      If I ever saw that crap in real life, dude would be bleeding.

      • Bunk X says:

        Old man fist bleeding.

        • Octopus says:

          “I’m a knuckle sandwich, asshat.” POW!

          That guy seems like such a phony pile of crap. He’s known for being involved in a lot of failed restaurants, too, but I guess that happens in the food biz. I think locking him in the walk-in freezer for a few hours would help cool his jets.

          • Bunk X says:

            LMAO. I did exactly that to a bunch of assholes who were giving us lowly dishwashers a bunch of crap. They’d go into the freezer for “meetings” and one day I *accidentally* dropped a Bic pen in the hasp. Orders started backing up & the Ass Manager couldn’t find the front line cooks. We played dumb. “I don’t know where they are. They were here a few minutes ago. Maybe they quit.”

          • Bunk X says:

            The Ass Manager eventually spotted the pen and let them out. The best part was that the front line chefs were cold and shaking, had to catch up on the food orders, and then had to explain why they were all together in the freezer to begin with. Those jerks deserved it.

          • Octopus says:

            That’s an excellent punishment. I saw it in a movie once, where the guy got trapped in the freezer and turned popsicle. BRRR!

          • Bunk X says:

            They deserved more than that. They’d send a couple of guys up on the roof with a large bucket of icewater and food coloring, then we’d get nailed when we wheeled out the trash bins. Other times we’d get egged.

            The restaurant owner came in one time, ordered a cheeseburger. I don’t remember how we did it, but the cheese was still wrapped in plastic. Guess who got the blame.

      • Pakimon says:

        They knew what they signed up for when they went on that show.

        I worked in the restaurant business in my youth and it’s been my experience that a lot of these “chefs” fresh out of culinary school are some of the most arrogant, obnoxious dickheads I have ever encountered.

        Watching Gordon Ramsey cut them down to size always makes me smile and smirk.

        One caveat though. 95% of the newly hatched “chefs” that were arrogant and obnoxious were men. The women for the most part were not.

    • Octopus says:

      If a bunch of dweebs blathering on social media about the idiotic concept of cultural appropriation is enough to make you shut down your successful new business, you deserve to shut it down. My God. I’m tempted to open a pop-up burrito stand for a few days when I visit Portland this summer. I’ll be outfitted thusly… 😆

  28. dezes157 says:

    Maybe giving old George a RT and a rimjob will get old fat Chuck a family sized bag of Cheetos and a chance at a new life…..BWHAHAHAHA! http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/867478706121449473

  29. dezes157 says:

  30. Bunk X says:

    There’s some despicable AstroTurf going on. Support USAA.

    • Bunk X says:

      • rightymouse says:

        This is what folks are upset about. Why would USAA do this??

        • Arachne says:

          Cars.com did the same thing. Immediately the conservative Twitterverse went into gear and told people to go to Carmax instead.

          These grandstanders might want to Google the #StopRush boycott after the Fluke kerfuffle. Sleep Train and Sleep Number made a BIG show of dropping their sponsorship. Then they found their sales dropping and their showrooms empty of customers. I guess they forgot that RUSH listeners were the ones with money and the ones that would patronize them. The #StopRush asshats weren’t going to be there tomake up their loss of business. After six months of this, both companies came to Rush and said “hey, we’re sorry, we acted rashly and we’d like to resume our sponsorship.” (Other former grandstanding sponsors did so as well.)

          Rush’s response? “Sorry, but when you left sponsors that had been waiting to sponsor this show stepped in. No room for you.”

          USAA above ALL should know that this is stupid. Military support Trump and they support Hannity. They WILL leave you guys. And believe me, the left loves the cheap insurance companies and Progressive. And they don’t buy big policies.

        • Arachne says:

          Not only that, their silly excuse was “we don’t advertise on opinion programs, just news programs”. This is bullshit. From the looks of it, they are going to really, really regret doing this.

          I don’t know why the advertisers are stupid enough to DECLARE that they are dropping these shows. Just don’t buy any more time. Do they think this is going to bring them business? Are they only looking at Hannity’s TV numbers and thinking “eh, not so bad.
          You dumbfucks need to remember he has the second-biggest audience in talk radio after Limbaugh (who he follows in the markets) – those people are going to hear about it as well. It’s not 2 million people you have just pissed off – it’s 13 million minimum.

          • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

            Soros gives the snowflakes a script to read when they call to complain. It goes something like “I’m a long time fan of Hannity and a life long conservative GOP voter who buys your product all the time because Shaun says it’s great. He has jumped shark and I now hate his guts. Unless he’s fired I will never buy your product again and will only watch far left communists on CNN and AMESSNBC and only buy their sponsor’s products”.

            For some reason they fall for it every time.

    • My dad was USAF, and we as a family all use USAA. Not going to boycott, as USAA does have the best policy for my dollar.

      • Bunk X says:

        Ditto that. No other insurance company can compete with USAA.

        • I am disappointed that USAA caved, but I think they’ll come around when they realize the boycott by Leftards has no teeth; they have more to lose from pissed off service members who buy their products and are flipping them the bird.
          I believe the whole thing is going to end in Hannity’s favor, and some indictments handed down to some DNC Brahmins.

  31. Octopus says:

    In luau of the usual bikini fitness model video, we submit these Moms being peevish about their lot in life. 😉

    • Bunk X says:

      I made it up until 1:20. They’re obnoxious.

      • Octopus says:

        A privileged man would say that. 😆

        I have to agree with the gals, that they are not cut out for the kind of suits they are modeling. Like the ad from a few years ago, “These shorts are for a younger person, eh?”

  32. Octopus says:

    Still chuckling inwardly about the image suggested above, featuring Chunky giving Old Sulu a hearty rimjob. OH MY! 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    His writing persona aside, HST was a dysfunctional basket case in real life. Read his son’s book awhile ago, and the myth of the man deflated a great deal. Bad craziness? He had it in spades. Horrible alcoholism complicated with all of the drugs, at one time or another. Completely selfish in all things, and locked in his narcissistic bubble. Sad, really. In other words, a perfect hero for Chunky McDumbth. Except that HST had real talent, while Chunky…does not.

    • Arachne says:

      What the eff is he talking about? Glanforte?

      • Octopus says:

        He’s blathering about the body slam. Ooh, blame that on the Trump Culture of Violence!

      • minnowredux says:

        Gianforte is a Republican you idiot. You are spewing nonsense again Charlie.

        You idiot.

    • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

      I remember him being interviewed not long before he died about the war in Iraq. He was barely intelligble. All I could make out was Bush went into Iraq to steal the oil. Not what I was expecting given his sharp witted writing.

  34. rightymouse says:

    I noticed you’ve been called to be on his show quite a lot lately. Oh, wait. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Even funnier than “Biggus Dickus” is “Pannus Disappearius.” Right, Chunky? Hey, how’s that new avatar coming along? Any progress with the mood lighting?

    • Bunk X says:

  35. minnowredux says:

    Hey Charles, Gianforte’s election sure is good news isn’t it!?

    To think – – some dickhead, asswipe journalist who thinks he can push people around and be a complete jerk gets his ass handed to him by Gianforte, and the people of Montana (who recognize what REALLY happened) decide this is their kind of guy!

    Hahahahahahaha. Cry me a river you stupid fuck.

  36. Octopus says:

    Sometimes I get a little jealous of Gus’s nightly trippin’. 🙂

    Oh shit.
    3 hours ago
    Right again.
    3 hours ago
    Don’t try this.
    3 hours ago
    Oh baby.
    3 hours ago
    Damn.
    3 hours ago
    I mean.
    3 hours ago
    Some good shit.
    3 hours ago
    Praise God.
    3 hours ago
    God I love it.
    3 hours ago

  37. Octopus says:

    Be careful with this one, ‘Mouse. 🙂

  38. Octopus says:

    It nearly kills me to think that it’s been nearly 40 years since I saw AC-DC open for Cheap Trick in Detroit. At first we were like, “WTF is with this guy in the outfit?” About five minutes later, we were all-in. Nobody rocked like Angus, in 1978. Maybe ever. 👿

    The Exact Opposite Of Soulless Noodling:

  39. Pakimon says:

    How much butthurt can a man take ?! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Rut Roh!

      A Montana moonbat doesn’t like being painted with Chunkles’ Cheetos dusted and urine soaked broad brush!

      Having to backpedal only makes Chunkles’ butthurt elevate to massive and stinging. 😆

      • Octopusy says:

        It’s SO peevishly when Chunky has to waddle it back.

        🚳

      • Arachne says:

        Has Fatso done ANY research into the opponent Quist. The man was a fucking NUT JOB. Takes his daughter to perform at nudist camps. Has serious tax problems. Said “climate deniers” should kill themselves.

        Somehow a bodyslam of a rude al-Guardian reporter pales in comparison.

        BTW, Fatso, could you please publish your remarks of horror when a DEMOCRATIC Congressman from North Carolina physically assaulted and choked a college student attempting to ask him questions about his approval of Obama policies? One that was actually caught on film and was justified by Democrats?

        I get it. You were all set to tweet out triumph in Montana. And you didn’t get it.

        And Montana doesn’t give two fucks what you think.

        • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

          The campaign statement said Gianforte first tried to take the phone from Jacob’s hand after he’d declined to comment twice. Then Jacobs grabbed Gianforte’s hand or wrist (presumably trying to retain his phone), then they fell in a heap. Not an MMA style “body slam”. THEN Gianforte punched him on the ground. Maybe poor Jacobs got punished for someone else’s misdeeds but it’s clear that journalists routinely take advantage of a candidate’s civility and invade personal space and ignore normal social etiquette. They will either be rewarded for their rudeness by getting some unprepared and unintended answer or like In this case where everyone’s forgotten the question and the fracas and the broken glasses become the story. And since 90% of the media are leftists there’s no need to point out you don’t see right wing journalists doing this.

      • Arachne says:

        Oh look…no retweets. No likes.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        Instead of just shutting up when it’s clear he has needlessly pissed off his fellow liberals, Chunk, as is now depressingly predictable has to counter back like a teenager with a MANSPLAIN that he realizes all Montanans aren’t Repubs. Guess what idiot? She KNEW THAT. Which is why she bashed your lame ass for being a childish piss moaner taking his butt hurt out on all of Montana. As if they are a minor satellite to your super important Sun God of Twitter existence.

        And update your damn pic you idiot. If Molly’s were 15 yrs old it would show a 10yr old with a Barbie doll and a lollipop.

  40. TreBob says:

    Starting your weekend off early! In the grand tradition of Pakimog, here’s a squirmy lil’ girl (no stubble showing) and her partner (who looks like he may wear a banana hammock at the beach) doing it up right.

  41. Octopus says:

    http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/231498/obama-foreign-policy-wrong

    This story goes a long way towards explaining why The Streak is intact. The Orwellian Bizarro World of the Obama Years still persists in the media, even though the asswipe empty-suit at the heart is gone golfing for good. How long can the Left keep up this insane narrative of wrongness? I have no idea.

  42. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    I’m pretty sure this wasn’t the first warning sign about Gianforte.
    12 hours ago

    “Pretty sure” as in I just made that up! According to Wikileaks this is the only instance he’s lost his temper in public, much less assaulted someone. But it’s OK to make up lies about someone on Twitter if 1) you hate them for being Christian, conservative and creationist. And 2) bitterly resent them for being WAY more successful than you are in your self-described career as a software developer and online security expert.

    Would love to hear Chunky explain how it is a loser creationist developed and profited tens of millions from two start up software businesses selling one to ACTUAL online security expert McAfee. While Fatso only created the laughable Mouse-ka-mania and cratered his proprietary software blog and has nothing to show but an online begger’s popup that (let’s face it yields practically nothing) for your efforts.

    Early life[edit]
    Gianforte was born to Frank and Dale Gianforte in San Diego, California in 1961, and is of Scottish, English, and Italian descent.[9][10][11] At a young age, the family moved to the suburbs of Philadelphia, and he graduated from Upper Merion Area High School in King of Prussia, Pennsylvania in 1979.[12] He obtained a B.E. in electrical engineering and an M.S. degree in computer science from Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, New Jersey in 1983.[13]
    Career in software and education[edit]

    Gianforte co-founded Brightwork Development Inc., a software company, in 1986; he and his partners sold the company to McAfee Associates for $10 million in 1994.[14] He then moved to Bozeman, Montana.[12]

    Gianforte founded RightNow Technologies in 1997. The company went public in 2004 and was sold to Oracle Corporation for $1.5 billion in 2011.[15] Before the sale, RightNow Technologies employed about 500 people at its headquarters in Bozeman, Montana, and over 1000 people in total.[16]

    Gianforte is a board member of FICO[17] and chair of the board at Petra Academy, a Bozeman, Montana, Christian school.[18]

  43. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.theamericanmirror.com/nancy-pelosi-complains-trump-not-visiting-countries-alphabetical-order/

    Perhaps Trump is way more geographically saavy than Nutso Pelosi and has chosen his visit alphabetically by peninsulas/continents. Hence the choice Arabia (the Saudi part) in Asia (Western part). Based on that he clearly started at the beginning of the alphabet.

    Arabian Peninsula
    Peninsula in Asia
    The Arabian Peninsula, simplified Arabia is a peninsula of Western Asia situated northeast of Africa on the Arabian plate. From a geological perspective, it is considered a subcontinent of Asia. Wikipedia
    Population: ~100 million
    Area: 3.2 million km2 (1.25 million mi²)

    • rightymouse says:

      There’s something very wrong with Pelosi. She needs to get out before she pees on the floor of something.

      • rightymouse says:

        **or something**

      • Arachne says:

        I seriously think she is starting to suffer the early stages of geriatric dementia. No joke. Her press statements are becoming more and more ludicrous.

      • Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

        I think it’s alchoholism.

        Here’s this example translated:

        Owertunity – Opportunity
        ‘Fordable Care Act – Affordable Care Act
        Medicare and medicare – Medicare and Medicaid
        Awn I called him that night – When I called him that night
        Continue aa wuh work with Families USA – Continued work with Families USA?
        Medicare uh trease – Medicare treats
        The poorest people in America are infants and children. = Wha?
        John Kasich the governor of Illinois = Governor of Ohio

        (This one’s a doozy from near the end of the clip)
        As Martin Luther Sing said – Martin Luther King said of all the in aa inequality have seen…..the most….uh uh damaging and…..he used a different word…..is the fuh inequality of access to health care.

        I’m guessing the word was inequitable but then again the good Reverend wasn’t a hopelessly drunk old crook and liar.

        • rightymouse says:

          Sad. 😦
          I wonder if she realizes how embarrassing she’s become?

          • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

            She’ll never be told because she’s bully and would ruin the life of anyone who would dare. Just like her POS father.

  44. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    Alrighty then. Thanks for confirming what we already knew. Namely following Islam devoutly often leads to targeting the innocent for mass murder.

    Manchester Suicide Bomber’s Sister: He Did It Out of “Love for Islam”

    Jim Hoft May 26th, 2017 11:12 am 67 Comments

    The sister of Salman Abedi told reporters he launched his suicide attack on a concert out of “love for Islam.”

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/05/manchester-suicide-bombers-sister-love-islam/

  45. Trump is Teh HORROR!- Chunky McDumbth, #1Olberdouche Fan Boy. says:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/05/macron-orders-state-television-disguise-embarrassing-crowd-size-zooming-crowd/

    That’s what happens when the crooked left operatives and media successfully help you steal an election. Everyone still hates you after you won. Shrillery could have told him to have his rallies and functions in Jr. High gyms if you want it to look like a full house. Ordering your media lackeys to tighten the angles is OK but you have to remember they’re too dumb to do it by themselves. So you have to call and yell at them. Great society you have there Frogs.

    http://investmentwatchblog.com/this-is-how-french-elections-are-stolen/

  46. minnowredux says:

    We are SO lucky that Hilliary is not the President.

    What a horribly miserable old goat she is.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Yessh. May I suggest “soulless criminal” to add to your polite observation?

  47. poteen2 says:

    Speaking at the Wellesley Commencement Loser Clinton said, speaking of Richard Nixon,
    ” —– who’s administration would end in disgrace with his impeachment.”
    I think she’s confusing her tricky dicks.