There’s a new Sheriff in town and Charles Johnson doesn’t like it.

That’s Sheriff David A. Clarke and he accepted an appointment to the Department of Homeland Security. Here he is in action, smacking the crap out of Don Lemon about #BlackLivesMatter:

Unfortunately, Charles Johnson sees the appointment of Sheriff Clarke as a “Jesus F*ng Christ” moment.

What’s not being widely reported is that Sheriff Clarke is a Democrat, but Charles Johnson doesn’t like him because of, um, something. (The late Andrew Breitbart suspected it, but could never prove it.) Keep pretending, Charles. You’re getting more transparent by the hour.

[h/t dezes157]

74 Comments on “There’s a new Sheriff in town and Charles Johnson doesn’t like it.”

  1. Octopus says:

    That’s what Chunky’s subconscious sees in this appointment. He’s still smarting posteriorly, brains in his hurty butt, over his rejection by the lovely and passionate Pamela. Hasn’t had a romantic interlude since. 😦

    It’s worth noting that yesterday Fatass screamed “RACIST!!” at Huckabee for daring to crack wise about the monstrous gun violence that has reigned infernally supreme in Chicago since Obama took office. It seems black lives don’t really matter, in his bloated head. Very subtly racist, McDumbth!

  2. Octopus says:

    “Ain’t I the hippest con-noise-sewer of teh hootenanny guitar pickins?” 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Note: When you see a hipster douche holding a guitar like an asshole, it’s probably going to suck in the listening. 😆

      • dezes157 says:

        OOOOOOOOOOOOOH, a tone def idiot holding a guitar like a monkey scratching his ass in a tornado, such talent, whats next Chuck?
        Oh I know.

      • Bunk X says:

        Sounds like a lot of string harmonics for guys in thongs to me.

    • dezes157 says:

      Less than 5 seconds is all it took to find out this idiot didn’t even have enough talent to suck, and yet Chuck sees it as art.
      Please overdose Chuck, please.

      • dudebro says:

        chuckles knows art! One of his photographic masterpieces is “Ode to an overflowing beach refuse container, at midday”

        • Bunk X says:

          I’m surprised he hasn’t posted homemade vids on the Utoobage.
          “This is how you play a Dm#5 and flip everyone off at the same time.”

  3. Octopus says:

    Bunky McStrutter posted this gem after lights-out last night. Great article!

    It’s galling to me that the lessons hard-learned in Vietnam seem to have been unlearnt in the years following Desert Storm’s apocalyptic victory. We are again mired in perpetual war, fighting holding actions against indigenous die-hards. I know it’s a bit more complicated, but that’s the end result of the way we’ve been fighting in the ME against the Islamist barbarians. I would have unloaded our stocks of MOABS, bunker busters and a couple of tactical nukes by now, so it’s a good thing I’m not in charge. Or is it?

    • Bunk X says:

      Either do it or don’t. Halfway measures don’t get halfway results, and if you stop the dosage before the infection is cured it gets worse and more difficult to treat.

  4. Octopus says:

    Watch this video very carefully, if you’re serious about sculpting your abs into something approaching perfection. Don’t look at anything else besides the exercises, which you are to work into your daily regimen — some people get funny ideas about these athletes and are overly-critical of their shaving/waxing. Some men think impure thoughts. Don’t fall into those traps! Or those quads, or glutes.

  5. Octopus says:

    Heading up to Traverse City today for a weekend of relaxation, bonfires, bbq and beer. If I see Michael Moore skulking around, I’ll yell something obscene at him. Or maybe just ask him for directions to the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet. He’ll know. 😆

  6. Pakimon says:


    What’s that mean?

    Oh right.


    I never knew KFC stood for Kentucky F**king Christ.

    Learn something new every day. 😀

  7. rightymouse says:

    I LOVE Sheriff Clarke!!! He was at the Republican National Convention. I thought he was a Republican!

    • TreBob says:

      Isn’t funny how “Kennedy democrats” now can identify more with the GOP than they can with the current crop of whiny snowflakes?

    • Bunk X says:

      His Wiki page says he’s a Democrat, but then Wiki has been known to lie.

  8. OLT's Stuck in Irak says:

    Susan Rice bitching about anyone … absolute partisan hack.

    • dudebro says:

      Since there is a special prosecutor ( that democrats insisted on), we can only hope Susan Rice will be going to prison now. She had no legal authority for unmasking Americans captured in FISA surveillance such as Flynn.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Then you must be a champion of the Gorebull Warmening, amirite?? 😆

  10. kingkuffa says:

    One thing (among many) that people like Charles can’t stand is a black person (or any other “protected minority”) that manages to escape the Democratic plantation.

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. Colin Powell comes to mind. At first he was a horrible black man until he backed Obama & then he was wonderful!

    • dudebro says:

      chuckles believes that a black man’s role in life is to be his personal ATM.

      • Bunk X says:

        Barry believes that a black man’s role in life is to provide the funk grooves to his soulless rhythms and to transport him around the world and feed him and stuff.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Time for you to call it a day, Gussy!

  12. ISTE says:

    My kind of girl.

    No tattoos, just one subtle ear piercing and blonde with beautiful blue eyes.And natural, un augmented breasts.

    I am in LOVE!!!!

  13. Bunk X says:

  14. Bunk X says:

    Getting a lot of “Internal Server Error” messages from Der Twitter…

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    • dudebro says:

      How close is LA to Culver City? chuckles batshit detector is about to get lit!

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      No doubt they’re already organizing the astro-turf riot protest with paid masked “protesters” destroying property and physically attacking the attendees. Only a short drive away from the Chunky One you can bet we won’t find his corpulent semi-crippled form anywhere near that social justice action. The smallest jostle from a rambunctious anarchist trying to get at a law abiding attendee and he’d be splat on the sidewalk calling out “Help. I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”. Instead he’ll be enjoying a freshly delivered extra large pizza with everything on it, hold the salad on his broken down couch that serves as his bed and “office”. And Tweeting righteously against the free speech of a legal foreign visitor.

  17. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Support independent journalism by donating to Little Green Footballs!
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) December 9, 2016

    Lockstep agreement with progturd propaganda is apparently Chunkle’s idea of “independent” journalism.

  18. dezes157 says:

    Old fat ass thought his days of wedgies would end if he dropped out of high school, always wrong always a chicken shit coward.

    • Arachne says:

      Can’t see it. Can you imbed?
      Or is it the tweet where he’s whining that a Washington Free Beacon journalist has sic’d the rabid right wing squad on him.

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      They beat his ass to a pulp. Even his few defenders are pretty lukewarm in his defense. Everyone else is just mocking him for being a transparently partisan ass. And a loser for pretending to always be right and to know everything. And for pretending just because the post is old, it’s somehow invalid. When he never retracted or gave a mea culpa after Weiner admitted to everything. Ya know like an actual “independent journalist” would have. OK an actual independent journalist would have the common sense to never post such flimsy conspiracy nonsense.

      • Arachne says:

        Well, this should certainly drum up those donations to support “independent journalism” .

  19. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Aww. Clock Boy’s not going to get the $15mil from the city of Irving, CA for all the mental anguish they caused him. Oh well he’s still got a full ride to MIT and a guaranteed job at Apple or Facebook or Google or NASA, right?

  20. Arachne says:

    I think we should take Alex’s blogpost and make a new thread out of it. That way when Fuckface Googles himself this will be right on top.