Happy Easter, Charles Johnson.

Ever wonder how many times Charles mentioned Easter in his comments at Little Green Footballs? Well here you go.

From the BRC Archives, we found these wonderful posts:

180 Charles Sun, Apr 11, 2004 11:24:31am
Folks, what we have here is a typical case of lefty role reversal. To divert attention away from the fact that a link to a really nasty personal attack was left on Mudfilter’s front page for several hours — on Easter morning, mind you — it’s now become a matter of the “group think” at LGF. We’re all supposed to be ashamed and I’m supposed to be humble. And even pointing it out is called a bad thing.

Just observe the tactics at work.

197 Charles Sun, Apr 11, 2004 12:12:15pm
cedar: you’re really starting to show your jerk badge.

The “Nuke Mecca crowd,” as you put it, does not appear on the front page.

“A dumb post.” I’m trying to remain level-headed here. But someday I’d like to see how you react if you wake up on a nice Easter morning and find the Mudfilter slimeballs chuckling and patting each other on the back at how clever they are for comparing you to Adolf Hitler’s girlfriend.

In an ugly polka dot dress to boot.

Right, but that’s just “dumb.” Whereas, pointing it out is “shameful, hypocritical, disingenuous,” etc. etc. etc. retch.

That “dumb” post stayed up for almost 6 hours, until I linked to it. I’m pretty sure that if I hadn’t linked to it, it would have remained.

Now go away, you pest.

6 Charles Sun, Mar 23, 2008 10:04:13am

My graphic artist is currently busy being my PHP/Javascript developer, and I’m afraid I don’t have a special Easter graphic.

So what’s Google‘s excuse?

44 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 11:01:22am

re: #35 wrenchwench

Hinderaker had to know that his greeting card source was ludicrous. But he used it anyway.

He probably also knows Obama made a very nice Easter statement — after all, he apparently read my post which contained the video of that statement. But he insisted Obama said “nothing.”

They just lie, blatantly.

117 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 3:38:05pm

re: #116 alexknyc

I may be late on this one but I think Easter 2008 occurred in March.

I’m sure there was nothing proclaimed then either but accuracy does count for something.

Thanks for pointing that out — I added the proclamations for March 2008, and of course there’s no Easter proclamation then either.

24 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 1:39:49pm

re: #19 Obdicut

Obama hates Easter so much he had a prayer breakfast for it.

The bastard.

5 Charles Tue, Apr 26, 2011 2:19:03pm

A Bruce Tomaso notes at Dallas News, not only are there no official Presidential Proclamations for Easter since at least 1980, there don’t appear to be any official proclamations for Muslim holidays either.

Nice reverence, Charles. Now go suck an egg.

92 Comments on “Happy Easter, Charles Johnson.”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Happy Easter to all the stalkers and stalkerettes! 😀

  2. Pakimon says:

    I see Chunkles is enjoying the Easter weekend with his customary peevishness. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Poor Chunkles. Hitting the block button just isn’t as satisfying as wielding the mighty ban stick.

      No wonder he’s chronically peevish. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Heheh…so peevish! I guess he tried to join a local Easter Egg Hunt this morning, and was just too fat to compete with the speedy toddlers and faster kids. He got ZERO eggs! 😦

  3. Octopus says:

    Chunky peevishly retweets…

    In Bizarro World where Chunky lives, MSNBC and CNN are right-wing propaganda outlets. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    I love Ivanka! She’s only about 2000 times smarter and better-informed than Chunky and the leftist media slugs he adores. She is very moderate in her politics, and looks at issues individually — we don’t agree on everything, but that isn’t a concern of mine with anyone. Opinions can change, as facts become clearer or disproven. Never mind her looks…I mean, check out her LOOKS!

    The Left is attempting to turn her into some kind of Eva Braunzilla, and it’s not working. They are very verklempt over this. 😆

  5. Octopus says:

    That went viral. 😆

  6. rightymouse says:

    Happy Easter! We’re on our way home from visiting relatives. 🙂

  7. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Fatso! Go to church! It’s Easter!

  8. Octopus says:

    That’s weird — you never featured him once in your absurdist, fake-ass #nowplaying dumbth. Did you just discover him today? Crushed, though. Okay.

  9. OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

    Uhm dude? You, erm, kind of built that. That’s the base of the Democrat Part. That’s your Anifa, your white BLM idjits, your Occupoopers, etc. Not just the Berniebots by any stretch of the imagination.

    • OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

      Deluded git thinks “Texas conservatives” supported Hillary.

      Tone deaf, isolated, sniffing their own farts.

    • dudebro says:

      The goose finally admits he’s a deadbeat moocher. Acknowledging a problem is the first step.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Wow! You mean you’re the only one who can make choices for yourself?

    • rightymouse says:

      So are Hillary-bots like you, Gussy.

    • Octopus says:

      In fairness to all politicians, there’s only so much magic can do. Maybe Magic Johnson needs somebody to build Lego houses with his grandkids? You’d have to stay semi-sober during building hours. Be prepared for occasional sights like this:

      • OLT's Don't Fear The Reaper says:

        Black enough to be sexy and *feel* dangerous, but gay enough to be safe for white girls.


        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          Upding. Kinda like our Octo. *ducks*

          • Octopus says:

            Uncomfortably similar. *rubs nipple with moistened finger, tongue lolling at side of parted lips*

          • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

            I’d rather you verbally lash out at me than whatever that response was. 😦
            I’m on my way to see if my Blackhawks can right the ship.

          • Octopus says:

            You’re not going to out-gross this kid. 😆

            Your hockey team is up against the wall, it appears. Have to win the next two — can’t go down 3-1, or it’s tee time. Good luck!

  11. Octopus says:

    All the Easter eggs are gone by now, Chunky. Maybe CVS will have a few for sale on Monday, marked down 50%. You’ll have to get up earlier than the crack of noon, though.

  12. rightymouse says:

    I’m going to leave this right here. 🙄

  13. Octopus says:


    Where do all the pretty socialists go to dream of a populist, post-racial Utopia? Why, the superyachts of the glitterati, in Tahiti, Greece, or anywhere else a superyacht can go while burning millions of gallons of diesel fuel. 😆

    Hi, Bruce! You old commie, you. Hey, Barack — what’s your next great act of social courage going to be? How about coming out of the closet? 😆

    David Geffen is the current godfather of the Gay Hollywood Mafia, btw. Oprah and Gayle are important members of the club — here’s Gayle snapping a photo of the thankfully ex-first couple:

  14. dudebro says:

    Look at the anticipation. How long before this wishful thinking turns into utter despair and depression when it’s all a nothing burger?

  15. Octopus says:

    Who in the hell is Louise Mensch, you ask? Glad you asked. 😆

    She’s basically the female British version of Chunky McDumbth. Gets a lot more attention than he does, for some reason. She’s got Major Dumbass Rob Reiner on the hook, that’s for sure.
    Louise Mensch feeds Fake News war machines
    Sun Mar 26, 2017 by Charles Anthony Leave a Comment

    Let’s be clear: with Mensch, we are not talking about someone who merely “takes a hard line” on the Russia question. Mensch is legitimately paranoid and deluded. She sincerely believes that Andrew Breitbart was murdered by Vladimir Putin, that Russia is secretly operating the public wifi networks in her neighborhood, and that the 15-year-old-girl whom Anthony Weiner sexted was in reality a hacker on the Kremlin payroll. (The Daily Mail, of all places, offered a thorough debunking.) When a journalist from the London Times visited Mensch, he found her manically babbling about a “giant web” of Russia connections invisible to anyone else, her ADHD having given her a “temporary superpower.” Mensch told the reporter that a mobile florist in her neighborhood could in fact be a Russian operation dispatched to intercept her communications, an assertion that sounded like a joke but appeared to be serious. Even ex-intelligence officer Malcolm Nance, a strong believer in the Trump-Putin connection and author of The Plot to Hack America: How Putin’s Cyberspies and WikiLeaks Tried to Steal the 2016 Election, has said Mensch is “batshit crazy” and a “fruit loop.” Mensch’s children, too, seem to think she is off her gourd. As she confessed: “These days when anything goes wrong in our house, one of my kids will say: ‘Is it the Russians?’ It’s a standing joke. ‘Pizza went cold. Is it the Russians?’”

    US Media Falls in Love With Unhinged British Witch Who Wants to Bomb Russia

  16. Octopus says:

    Reiner is completely unhinged about Trump, btw — he might even be more nuts than Chunky, if you can believe that. 😆


  17. Octopus says:

    The level of intelligence at the #taxmarch (Soros-sponsored, of course) yesterday was perhaps best typified by this sign:

    Is it ironic that a bunch of Hollywood millionaires are going batshit about Trump releasing his tax returns? Is there any such thing as irony anymore? 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Mocking Christian beliefs? Awesome!

    Mocking Muslim beliefs? RACISSSSSST!

  19. Octopus says:


    The Left destroys anyone who deviates in the slightest from Unholy Writ, aka, whatever the Left says is the current truth. A Muslim feminist dares to criticize Islam, the most misogynist religion to ever stalk the Earth, and she is banished from the sisterhood. Such wonderful totalitarian people.

    • rightymouse says:

      “I have problem with certain kind of Feminists,” Ramadani said. “Those who talk about women’s solidarity, but don’t practice it in reality. They only regard White Western male as source of all evil and that he needs to be criticise without any inhibitions, but when it comes to criticising those belonging to other cultures…one automatically gets labeled as racist.”

  20. rightymouse says:

  21. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:


    It’s unbelievable they’re talking about looking at surveillance video of who might have done this. Really? Who might have exercised their freedom of speech to take a piss on a dead book filled with hate and violence and ideas of pedophilia? Who might have offended the intolerant fuck-heads who worship a violent God and prophet, putting them first over our country and it’s founders? So yeah who gives a flying fuck and why are they wasting taxpayer money looking into who pissed on a worthless book?

  22. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:


    Thankfully I think I’ve seen all the best of Lithgow. This I will skip as he will play a pathetic parody of a character/person, that’s not believable. And sadly solidifying himself as a foolish old libturd who’s proggy politics of which I couldn’t care less. Why he would hitch his wagon to a dimwit like Hayek is beyond me. Thought he had a little more on the ball than that.

    • Octopus says:

      Boy does that look awful! 😆

      Get the cast and crew each one of these vape-pens, loaded up with our special new flavor.

  23. Octopus says:

    I invite all of Hollywood, the Dhimmicraps, Chunky McDumbth and all their plastic friends to take a big hit off this vape-pen. Hold it, now. Smell good? 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    You like this number, ISTE?

  25. Octopus says:

    The good old Tree of Liberty got some refreshment in Berkeley over the weekend. This is nasty, but it’s high time the pro-free speech forces fought back.

  26. Octopus says:


    This thread is a doozy! 😆

    The fat tub of goo has been wrong about EVERYTHING since 2009, without ever acknowledging any of his egregious errors. Suddenly he’s all concerned about a fake Tiffany Trump account? Obviously, Fatass is trying to make some kind of point about integrity, but no, honey…that ship sailed over the horizon a long, long time ago.

  27. Octopus says:

    Breaking: neo-Nazi sues orange oligarch for inciting violence, irony dies miserable death lgf.bz/2nX0Z8U
    29 minutes ago

    Irony Alert! White Supremacist Sues Trump for Inciting Violence lgf.bz/2nX0Z8U https://t.co/WhCJQDnQmo
    46 minutes ago

    Again, no. Sorry, Fatass, but you smashed all the irony meters to smithereens with your incredible lack of self-awareness the past 8-9 years. You don’t get to talk about irony. You don’t know what the word means, anyway.

  28. Octopus says:

    Somebody forgot to post this holiday classic yesterday:

  29. Octopus says:

    Gotta love a gal with a sense of humor. 😆

    (or, as she thinks of it, s-l-o-w-l-y chipping away at his sanity)

  30. Octopus says:

    Rube Goldberg discovers methamphetamine:

  31. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Here’s an article from the Atlantic that somehow reverses everything in the world so that Alec Baldwin is a tireless, selfless and innocent hero humbly working his craft. And not a narcissistic, angry and bitter old prick who is stealing an entire season from some young actors sheerly out of spite and revenge. And there is laughable mention in here that Michaels has vowed to keep SNL politically unbiased. Right. Turning the show into Alec Baldwin’s Trump Impression Show featuring the SNL players is completely unbiased.


    I like the part too where they try and portray Baldwin as a master imitator because he can do Trump, Deniro and Pacino. I mean, after a few beers aren’t WE ALL able to do those three? Rich Little he ain’t. He’s never even been known to play roles where he’s transformed himself like Eddie Murphy has. Squinting and sticking his lip out, he might as well be playing Popeye with a blond wig.

    But it’s a fun view into un-self aware loony libby land.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Really? What about people who hate Trump and read Fatso’s hate-filled Twitter feed and your sterno-fueled online rantings?

  33. rightymouse says:

    I can’t even… 😆 😆

  34. Bunk X says:

    Regarding Obama’s legacy:
    This is interesting. So is this.