Charles Johnson Promotes Shinola Again: Planned Parenthood closing had nothing to do with HIV outbreak in rural Indiana in 2015.

We’re gonna tear this one apart, Charles. You ready?

Let that sink in for a minute. According to Charles Johnson, defunding Planned Parenthood caused an outbreak in HIV infection in rural Indiana.

That photo was taken by Paul Sableman at 30 South 3rd Street in downtown Terre Haute, Indiana in 2011. Not exactly rural, but geography isn’t Johnson’s strong suit. This particular clinic operated with limited hours for several years, until Planned Parenthood decided to close that location. So what.

Here’s the problem.

The closing of a Planned Parenthood clinic in Terre Haute had nothing to do with an outbreak of HIV in Austin, Indiana, 130 miles and 2-1/2 hours drive time away. Austin is a small rural town of about 4,300 people and it has a drug problem. It’s closer to Louisville Kentucky and Cincinnati Ohio than it is to Terra Haute Indiana.

Apparently Planned Parenthood closed the clinic on South 3rd Street on or about July 2016 (prior to the presidential election) yet they still have local clinics elsewhere. A search of zipcode 47807 on their own website turns up 10 clinics in or near Terre Haute. A search of clinics in zipcode 47102 results in another 10 clinics in or near Austin, Indiana.

So the premise is false, and Charles Johnson is promoting an easily disputable lie.

The HIV outbreak happened in March 2015, affected about 190 people, and was due to needle sharing. The idiots were injecting a liquid version of Opana ER (oxymorphone) an opiate painkiller. In other words, an astounding 4% of the residents of Austin fucked themselves up by sharing HIV-infected needles. That’s not Planned Parenthood’s fault, the fault of the Religious Right or that of conservative politicians. It’s the fault of brain-dead white trash morons who did it to themselves.

BTW, Dillo Bush is the Mayor of Austin, Indiana, and he’s a Democrat, not that it matters…

Related posts:

Charles, you used to pride yourself with fact-checking before posting stupidity. What happened?

[Update: Appended post title; deleted the word “disengenuous” from the “related posts” description; promoted the link to the Indy Star article; added link to LGF page. –Briareus]


210 Comments on “Charles Johnson Promotes Shinola Again: Planned Parenthood closing had nothing to do with HIV outbreak in rural Indiana in 2015.”

  1. sven10077 says:

    Heh awesome, next we’ll find out that Edinburgh Indiana is really in Gary….

    Chunk is the living embodiment of the coastal “elite.”

  2. rightymouse says:

    “Support independent journalism by donating to Little Green Footballs!”

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    Fatso thinks he’s a journalist.

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      He’s so not a journalist he’s not even on the fake-o Journo-list of libturd fake journalists that coordinate their memes and talking points. Even the libturd crooks don’t want him because he got no skillz. Plus he’s fat and smelly.

      • Bunk X says:

        The only thing that comes close to “independent journalism” is found in the pages posted by a handful of his loyal lizard lappers. Does anyone believe that he pays them a dime in “support” for their un-fact-checked drivel?

        Oh, and that particular page was composed by an unknown whose nic is “Birth Control Works.”

  3. rightymouse says:

    Excellent fact-checking, Briareus! 🙂

  4. rightymouse says:

    Meanwhile in Sweden, the ROP “Religion of Pieces” may have struck again.

    Will Fatso mention this?

  5. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    It was fun around 4 am this morning watching the early morning CNN guy’s fallen face reporting on Trump’s controlled and targeted response to Syria’s sarin attack by destroying the air base they had launched it from. The poor sour puss hadn’t received the new narrative on how it could be that Puty and Trumpy colluded on the election so Trumpy could bomb Puty’s ally??? Then I flipped to AMESSNBC where they had already made up a fake narrative to blame on Trump that the bombing of one air base would cause a new refugee wave to Europe. But sarin gas attacks hadn’t already, idiots? And why would civilians flee if only a military base were bombed? Oh never mind. Anyway wouldn’t more Syrian rape-fugees be a GOOD THING to the progressive leaders (and voters) of Europe? A few more 30 yr old 9th graders won’t hurt anything.

  6. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    RT @Green_Footballs: Donald Trump cares so much about Syrian children he signed two executive orders to prevent them from seeking refuge in…
    9 minutes ago

    Spare us the butt hurt Fatso. Trump cares enough to actually enforce US policy instead of playing footsie and pattacake with Puty and letting Syria get off with no consequences AND keeping their weapons.

    Let’s compare the Unicorn Rainbow farter’s “solution”. Uh… talk some shit about a red line. Then back down, losing face and revealing what a weakling he is compared to Putin. Then in an even weaker looking attempt PURELY to save face he accepts a Putin/Assad deal with the help of dimwit liar Susan Rice to have the UN remove all their weapons. Which was never followed up on or verified. And would’ve been impossible to do anyway during a civil war.

    Obungle’s real goal in all of this was to try to fix his fuckup and save face. It was painful to watch at the time.

    And the result? Assad kept the weapons, Obungle still lost face, Putin looked like a stud. And here we are again looking at pictures of dead babies.

    BTW Dimwit Susan Rice was recently crowing about how they came up with such a great solution in Syria in regards to chem weapons. And as usual she lies that they verifiably gave up their chem weapons.

    We were able to find a solution that didn’t necessitate the use of force that actually removed the chemical weapons that were known from Syria, in a way that the use of force would never have accomplished. Our aim in contemplating the use of force following the use of chemical weapons in August of 2013 was not to intervene in the civil war, not to become involved in the combat between Assad and the opposition, but to deal with the threat of chemical weapons by virtue of the diplomacy that we did with Russia and with the Security Council. We were able to get the Syrian government to voluntarily and verifiably give up its chemical weapons stockpile.

    Lastly, taking in half a million undocumented Syrians who can’t speak English and will immediately go onto welfare while not assimilating is an idiotic non-plan which has already not worked in Europe, enraging their citizens. This non-plan of course, was Chunky’s candidate Shrillery’s solution along with a bunch of mumbo jumbo internationalist speak about working with the global community ya da ya da.

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      One correction, during her campaigns Shrillery was more hawkish than DJT about military intervention in Syria, backing the rebels, imposing a no-fly zone. I don’t know if anyone believed she would do it. Everything she said seemed memorized and PR tested. CNN of course is saying she pushed for an airstrike after this latest chem atrocity. Who cares?

  7. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    When I first heard about the Sarin attack I was partially swayed by those that said it’s a false flag attack. However it’s been pointed out that we can see with radar and satellites when Syrian planes take off and where they go. The Sarin attack was delivered by plane. ISIS and Al Qaeda do not have planes. Therefore Assad is a lying sack of shit. It may have been directed by a local commander unbeknownst to Assad. But a strong man dictator like him could have easily given a directive to hand over the chems and/or do not use them ever. It’s on him.

    Trump accomplished:

    Unambiguously enforced US policy – BTW Tillerson did not propose regime change, but working with others in the region to find a political solution to get Assad out.
    Gained the approval and good will of the local sovereign states and other allies.
    Torpedoed the Trump/Russian collusion idiot narrative making the MSM look even more pathetic.
    Sent a message to other bad actors like N. Korea and Iran that we will act and not simply do nothing like they’re used to.

  8. Arachne says:

    Odd that It Came From Culver City hasn’t explained how Assad had chemical weapons. Um, didn’t Obummer and Horseface announce the chemical weapons equivalent of “peace in our time” a few years ago?

  9. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Oopsy. Timmy Kaine just went on CNN and declared the Trump airstrikes illegal. Guess he didn’t get the memo that Hilldabeast called for them, as well.

    The only other politician I know of calling them illegal is Vladimir Putin. Collusion??? LOL!

    The fact that the Beast ran with this putz is very telling. I think she wanted a Biden-like clueless idiot to just stay out of the way until told what to do.

  10. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    So all it takes for Trump to suddenly be “presidential” (according to our feckless media & some Dems) is for him to drop some bombs?
    29 minutes ago

    Say what you mean Fatso.

  11. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Translation: it’s going badly and things will be getting much worse. @JohnJHarwood…
    1 hour ago

    The question is, did John Harwood run this by John Podesta before Tweeting it?

  12. dezes157 says:

    Anyone that lives within 100 miles of Austin Indiana knows to bypass that town, unless they want robbed, or are looking for drugs and a prostitute.

    • Bunk X says:

      The city even had to combat the perception that everyone who lived there had a drug problem. Insults from students of other school districts involved mocking the Austin Eagles as the “Austin Needles.”

      Governor Mike Pence allowed needle exchange programs to stop proliferation of HIV while the state health department worked on treating the addicts. The Indy Star article says that parents would shoot up in front of their children, and grandparents would shoot up in front of their grandchildren, too.

    • Bunk X says:

      I spent some time in Houston in the early 80s, hooked up with a group from Anderson Indiana via my next door apartment neighbor Doug. They were kinda fun at first – they liked to drink beer, shoot pool and race cars, and that was good enough for me. I eventually realized that they were into some serious drugs. Meanwhile I’d been hitting on a girl (who was also hitting on me) who happened to be the alpha dog’s squeeze and I backed off quickly. Dude was dangerous.

      One of the guys clued me in on the others. Speedy, a Baptist, was the most sentient of the bunch, and when I asked him, “What’s wrong with Doug?” he responded, “He’s got the devil in him,” and he meant it, literally. Doug was possessed.

      Speedy was throwing frisbee with some of the others at a park when the disc bounced off the windshield of a car. Words were exchanged, and a short while later the car drove by, someone tossed a hydraulic jack into Speedy’s head, knocking his teeth out and leaving him unconscious. I was the one who picked him up a the hospital, because his buddies didn’t have telephone service.

      Although his “friends” got the license plate and description of the perpetrators, they wouldn’t file police reports or chip in to hire a lawyer because they all had outstanding traffic tickets and were afraid they’d be arrested.

      There’s more to that story, but I woke up fast after that incident.

      • Octopus says:

        Great story. Sometimes you have to separate yourself from hopeless situations and people. I’ve been there, too.

  13. dezes157 says:

    In other news, old 3 chins is flailing around trying to figure out why Putin’s so called puppet just slammed 60 cruise missiles at Syria.
    He is also, along with his followers, stupid enough to call one strike a WAR!

  14. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Senate GOP Changes Rules to Force Confirmation of Neil Gorsuch to Supreme Court
    8 minutes ago

    Way to stay on top of things Chunky. You forgot to start your Tweet with “Hey guys…” It was two hours ago.

  15. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

    • Arachne says:

      The only reason REID never forced the rule change, Senor Dumbsheet, is that no SCOTUS nominee came up before the Republicans took over in 2015. Had there been one, he would have changed the rules then, too.

      Oh, and before you get on your steel-reinforced soapbox and decry the end of the Democracy as we know it, bear in mind two facts: (1) the filibuster is a Senate RULE; it is not embodied in the Constitution; and (2) the filibuster rule for JUDICIAL APPOINTMENTS was only introduced in 2003 – by Democrats. Until then, it had not been available.

  16. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Well President Trump has really blown it now. Now he’ll never get that Nobel Peace Prize they had been preparing for him.

  17. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    The LGF registered. Making Twitter great posting in All Caps and then Retweeting it!

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      23 minutes ago

  18. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    @AFP The missile strike achieved nothing in terms of damaging Syria’s military capability. The only point was to boost Trump’s popularity.
    45 minutes ago

    Chunk makes a military assessment. Deems it all about the PR points. Gets retweeted 10,000 times. Oh wait that last thing didn’t happen.

  19. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    World leaders approve of the attack on Syria.

    Cher, DJ Hughley, Margaret Cho, Lena Dunham not so much. Also Chunky McFatso of Culver City

    They make a very good point. Did I say good point? I meant an incoherent and irrational point.

    • Arachne says:

      Yes, by all means let’s not listen to the World’s leaders, who live under the clouds of threats by these Middle Eastern Thugs every day. Let’s listen to pampered assholes instead who believe that those so-called “refugees” of military age are peaceful.

      By the way, anyone got any tweets from these low-information dirtbags about the chemical gassing of babies? Have they even SEEN those videos? If they did, they’d probably call them “heavily edited.”

    • Bunk X says:

      So what are these “World Leaders” contributing, except to play “Let’s You And Him Fight?”

  20. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Job Growth Loses Steam as U.S. Adds 98,000 in March
    3 hours ago

    That terrible jobs report was actually great for women

    The BLS says 90,000 fewer married males had jobs in March, while the total of married women with jobs soared by 352,000.

    The pivotal 25-to-64 age group category — once considered the “breadwinner” group — saw a decline of 47,000 for men and is down three months in a row.

    Chunky’s clearly a misogynistic woman-hater. For shame Chunky.

  21. Bunk X says:

  22. minnowredux says:

    Every day, I say to myself – maybe THIS will be the day. AS in, the day that Charles DOESN’T say something stupider and more ignant than the day before.

    But, like clockwork, every single day Charles lowers the bar and outdoes himself in raw, uncut idiotic behavior…. shooting off his mouth with confidence and certitude.

    Charles, you truly are one amazing, slack-jawed fool.

  23. Octopus says:

    Perusing Hollywood gossip is a nasty habit of mine, but occasionally it pays off with some decent ironic guffaws. Like this paid-for piece of propaganda I just saw at TMZ:

    Here’s the photo:

    Here’s the ironies:

    — The male actor here, Taylor Lautner, is gay. Everyone in Hollywood knows it, but his agency won’t let him come out. For all their professing to be above such things, they hide their gayness with a ferocity bordering on insanity in Hollywood.
    — The female, Billie Lourd, was fathered by a man who was married to Carrie Fisher for one year before running off and marrying a man, to whom he is still married. This was the second one of Fisher’s romances who turned out to be gay. She also had a gay male friend who died next to her in bed at her home, during a visit. I read her book, “Wishful Drinking,” is how I know these facts about her life.
    — Now Billie Lourd is “bearding” for Lautner, which is a time-honored Hollywood practice which has become a big business for budding starlets and models. The list of gay actors who employ beards is a long one, including names at the top of the heap such as DiCaprio, Cooper, Cruise and others.

    “The More You Know!” 😆

  24. Bunk X says:

  25. Pakimon says:

    It’s a beautiful Friday evening in a Denver suburb and our gimpy-legged hero is once again skulking in the bushes next to his former garage abode.

    The neighbors are enjoying the unseasonably warm evening by having a cookout in the yard.

    Gus pouts and wonders why he’s never invited to “shindigs” such as this.

    He shrugs the thought off.

    • Pakimon says:

      Things are going to change! In fact, he’s going to go to this “shindig” in front of him and have a good time! He looks down at his greasy shabby clothes and wonders if he’ll “blend in”.

      “The hell with it”, Gus thinks to himself. He’s going to follow the old adage and

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus steels his nerve by chugging his last quart of Sterno cocktail, stands up and strides out of the bushes towards the party.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus shambles into the midst of the neighbor’s cookout party as the Sterno cocktail is kicking in fast and hard.

      “Who are you?” someone inquires.

      Gus replies with slurred words and with a drunken giggle

    • Pakimon says:

      A large man with frown on his face strides quickly towards Gus and danger signals light up in his pickled brain.

    • Pakimon says:

      The large man walks right by Gus and goes to the bbq grill where he begins to flip the steaks and burgers.

      Gus sighs with relief.

      He’s drunk and at a party and

    • Pakimon says:

      With the potential crisis averted, Gus surveys the scene with bleary eyes which instantly lock on to firm, taut, female buttocks clad in short, tight cutoffs.

      It’s her! The vision of tautness and tawniness that haunt Gus’ soul!

      Gus stares slacked-jawed with a strand of drool dangling from his chin. His brain is locked up and all he can think of is

    • Pakimon says:

      She turns around and walks towards the beer keg, her pert, braless bosom bouncing fetchingly underneath the thin cotton fabric of tight tank-top.

      Gus is enthralled and filled with lust.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus shambles and reels towards her but the Sterno is affecting his motor skills.

      He steps on one of his untied shoelaces and stumbles headlong into the bbq grill, knocking it over and dumping hot coals, steaks and burgers onto the dirt and grass.

      The large man shouts “What the fuck is wrong with you!? Look at what you just did, you stupid asshole!”

      Gus picks himself up and drunkenly decides a show of force will impress the vision of tautness and tawniness.

      Gus belches back

    • Pakimon says:

      The large angry man fires back as a crowd gathers, “You’re a fucking douchebag and I’m going to kick your ass!”

      Gus just manages to giggle and slur out

      before the large man’s fist impacts on his face.

  26. minnowredux says:

    Talk about unhinged…. now MSNBC is posing the question as to whether Putin attacked with nerve gas in Syria “to help Trump”.

    Talk about mentally ill.

  27. Octopus says:

    Here’s one for Bunk to analyze…

  28. Bunk X says:

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  29. Bunk X says:

    This is awesome. 1920s Jazz archive, free download.

    • Bunk X says:

      6 hours worth of awesome for free, listening to it now. Not all the files have titles or artists, but still…

      • Octopus says:

        That’s some cool stuff, I have to admit. I downloaded my free copy. I likes the free stuff. But what will I do with this mountain of 78’s in my basement? Into the fireplace, I guess.

        • Bunk X says:

          Slate doesn’t burn, but you can donate them to a local archive. There’s an organization whose name I don’t recall that collects them, records them, and mixes them to minimize the pops and skips.

      • Chunk vs Trump. Who will win? says:

        I liked them. I listened to a few and very good quality. I Want To Be Loved By You is a classic.

        • Octopus says:

          That version of “I Want To Be Loved By You” is a bee-yoo-tee-ful thing. Reminds me of the time I asked my grandmother, “What was the best time in America, during your life?” This must have been in the early 80’s, right before she passed. She lit up at the question, and said it was the Twenties, by a long shot. Not only was she a young hottie at the time, and a Flapper Girl, but those were partying times during the Prohibition years. She smuggled bottles of good Canadian whisky up the sleeves of her raccoon coat, and hit all the hotspots in town. Women got the vote, and were able to show a little skin on their arms and legs. In public, even. After that, the Depression hit, and then the War Years. There were good years later, but never as good as the Roaring Twenties.

        • Bunk X says:

          Bennie Moten is one of my favorites from that era. Kansas City was a big jazz town in those days. “Moten’s Stomp” is in that playlist.

          • Bunk X says:

            One song in that playlist that made me laugh. Charles Johnson’s Jazz Orchestra would have sounded just like Harry Raderman’s “Dardanella.” It’s like Oingo Boingo at the circus with clown cars.

  30. rightymouse says:

    Japanese fashion. Discuss.

  31. Bunk X says:

    Close your eyes. How many influences do you hear?

  32. kbdabear says:

    Once Toot manages to pick up his massive bulk from his couch, he’ll begin his tweetstorm condemning not this attack, but the “hate filled comments against muslims on Breitbart”

    • rightymouse says:


      “Now, think about this:

      They were first called “The two maidens”, but once it was determined both were male, suddenly they were gay?

      So, how come they weren’t obviously lesbians before?

      Comment by Craig Smith — April 9, 2017 @ 1:04 pm – April 9, 2017”

  33. dezes157 says:

    Chuck refusing straight to even make a simple post about the latest terrorist attack speaks volumes, Chuck your silence is approval of these atrocities.
    You made that rule fat boy!

  34. minnowredux says:

    Oh – I see Trump’s best pal Putin is now making threats to the US about war. Perhaps we should ask that douchenozzle over at MSNBC what Putin is REALLY doing.

    You know, like covering for Trump because…. Hillary.

  35. minnowredux says:

    Food for thought on Putin and his posturing and tough talk….

    I think Pootie is emulating Obambi on this….

    True badasses never say very much. They just act. Pootie is talking a wee bit too much to be taken seriously. Oh, HI OBAMBI!

    Trump wasn’t shooting off HIS mouth prior to the Syrian air strike.


    Not necessarily trying to prove that Trump is a badass….. but I would say he has way more badass potential than some limp wrist “Chatty Cathy” (eh – Vlad?)

    -not that there is anything wrong with limp wrists.

    Oh – okay. Limp wrists are WAY unacceptable.

    I told my son (who IS gay) that the moment the wrist went limp and the lisping started, there would be problems. My son’s response was that the gay people who mince around lisping and flopping their wrists have nothing else going for them in life.

    Now, where am I going with this, you might axe?

    Oh yeah. Fuck you Charles!!!

    • Bunk X says:

      Putin is posturing, for sure, but he’s got nothing. China can whup Russia’s ass these days, and Vlad The Imploder knows it.

  36. dezes157 says:

    Oh for fucking the love of suicide you chicken headed bobble head turkey necked lard ass.
    You no talent sack of shit, you are over 60 years old, and still own less than than I did when I was 16.

    • Bunk X says:

      • Octopus says:

        They’re trying to get you to join the Navy, Chunky. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        HEY!!!! Frampton was cute in his day. Charles, on the other hand, suffers from unfortunate genes and a bad diet.

        • Bunk X says:

          We hated him, but listened to him with headphones when no one was looking.

          • Octopus says:

            I loved that live album, for about a month. Now I have two pristine copies of it, as my wife also brought one to the marriage. Hers is even cleaner than mine — I think she bought it for a party, and it never got played due to the disco fever that was dominating her neck of the woods. I saw him live shortly in the year after the album’s release, on the same bill as J. Geils, who was about five times as much fun.

          • Bunk X says:

            In those days, the J. Geils Band was a great alternative to the garbage that was being promoted. Saw them twice in two different cities during the “Blow Your Face Out” tour. Peter Wolf always got the local hot chicks on stage.

  37. Octopus says:

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      Chunky gains inspiration from a movie about a time-wasting slacker and his dysfunctional idiot friends, one who’s constantly shrieking at the other to shut the fuck up Donny. So yeah, send him money. He’ll use it wisely watching old waster movies.

      • Arachne says:

        Yeah, I’m pretty sure it IS. Because my attention span extends beyond people who speak in surfer-ese and simplistic dialogue and subplots.

        Not that it’s not a good movie. But yeah, DOOD, you can get tired of re-watching it.

        Of course, I imagine that’s the only DVD you have left after selling all the others on Ebay for Cheetos money. Less than one month to go for the two-year anniversary of the begging bowl, FATSO, and your total take for your efforts is less than my gross salary for a month.

  38. Octopus says:

    Uh-oh…Gus has a new fascist landlord. Prepare for even more whining than usual.

  39. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    I would not recommend the corpulent failed blogger try this considering his incredible girth. Besides how could he see the view below with his pannus floating into the view.

    [video src="" /]

  40. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Maybe she thinks the word misogyny means “being a crook, a liar and running a shitty campaign where one hides in a bus and refuses to speak to the press”.

  41. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Starting to detect a great deal of deficiencies in Trump’s opponents.
    1 hour ago

    Here’s Gus with his clue detector.

  42. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Very smart.

    Gordon Ramsay says his kids won’t get his $140 million fortune

    Speaking to the Telegraph, Gordon, who according to reports has an estimated net worth of roughly $140 million, said his children will have to make their own way in life.

    “It’s definitely not going to them, and that’s not in a mean way; it’s to not spoil them,” he said. “The only thing I’ve agreed with Tana is that they get a 25 percent deposit on a flat, but not the whole flat.”

    He added: “I’ve never been really turned on about the money. That’s not my number one objective and that’s reflected in the way the kids are brought up.”

    Meanwhile, he added his children don’t sit with them in first class on family holidays as they “haven’t worked hard enough” to afford it yet.

    He said: “I turn left with Tana and they turn right and I say to the chief stewardess, ‘Make sure those little f–kers don’t come anywhere near us, I want to sleep on this plane.’ I worked my f–king ass off to sit that close to the pilot and you appreciate it more when you’ve grafted for it.”


    • rightymouse says:

      Cheap bastard. 😆

      • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

        He’s just trying to prevent them from living off his money and making crappy blogs instead of getting a job 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          He’s talking tough now, but he’ll soften up later in life and hand over the filthy lucre. I like his tactic, though. Scare them into developing careers and work-ethic, and they’ll be so much better off no matter what he does with his money.

  43. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Very disconcerting she says. Yet Susan Rice telling whopper after whopper to her face….not disconcerting at all!

  44. rightymouse says:

    Comments from the article – 😆

    ConstitutionProtector Gordon Geikko 2.0 • an hour ago
    She certainly won’t be remembered for her Beauty and Honesty.
    12 • Reply•Share ›
    TavorX95 ConstitutionProtector • 44 minutes ago
    She’s got a face for radio.
    7 • Reply•Share ›

    Alan Wood TavorX95 • 28 minutes ago
    In Venezuela.
    2 • Reply•Share ›

  45. Octopus says:

    Even the WaPo is calling bullshit on Susan Rice, and Obama by extension. Shit just got real. 😆

    But hey, these WMD’s never even existed because Bush lied us into war. So, there’s that.

  46. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      I would love to hear that! A friendly interviewer could get a lively account of Gus’s history and views, in an hour or so. Talk about Sis’s garage and subsequent betrayal, the dishwasher story, American stupidity and cupidity, Gus’s devotion and loyalty to Cheezy Humongous, the Berniebros who killed Shrillary and elected Trump, etc, etc.

  47. Octopus says:

    It’s not really funny, as SNL is largely incapable of being funny anymore, but I love watching the Left eating itself ass-first. 😆

    In reality, the Pepsi ad was more authentic and meaningful than the Soros-sponsored BLM temper tantrums, based as they were on total lies. I just wish there was a scene in the ad with a bunch of multi-cultured young attractive people lifting their arms to pop open cans of Pepsi, echoing the “Hands up, don’t shoot” canard. That would have been epic. Or not.

  48. Octopus says:

    Chunky learned about Puddles from this site, even though he never ever reads here. 😆

    Only about 3-4 years behind the curve, Fatass. Way to stay hip, though!

    • Bunk X says:

      A 7-foot clown walks into a bar. He motions for a soda water and sits there staring at his drink. The year was 1998 and Puddles had wandered into the Star Community Bar in Atlanta, GA where bartender Big Mike Geier first laid eyes on the sad, silent clown.

      “There was a heaviness about him,” says Geier. “I could tell he wasn’t in the mood to chat, so I pretty much left him alone except to pass him the mustard when he pulled an onion and a heel of bread out of his pocket. A couple weeks later, he came by the bar and gave me a flyer to a show he was doing at a flea market. The sound system was crap, but his voice was something else. I’ve been in my share of bands and wasn’t expecting much from a clown singing karaoke from a boombox. But I’ll be damned if his singing didn’t get me all choked up.”

      I didn’t get “Royals,” but this is hilarious.

  49. Octopus says:

    The “normalization” of Trump’s presidency is the big scary monster under the bed of hysterical shitlibs. In truth, whenever they point a trembling, pudgy finger of blame at anyone over this non-issue, it’s a simple case of the media covering a regular news story. Never is it anything outrageous or extraordinary, unless you’re a freaked-out lefty nutjob with no nuts and no job.

  50. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Comedian Hasan Minhaj, Who Called Donald Trump ‘White ISIS,’ to Headline WHCD

    Can’t wait to see President Trump’s Tweets afterward pointing out how bad it sucked.

  51. Octopus says:

    Hammer Of The Gods, baby. 🙂

  52. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    I know it’s been said before but I just have to bemoan the crazy EBT system.

    I went into a gas station convenience store yesterday to buy a new gas can and a couple ahead of me were using EBT cards to buy overpriced individually sized junk food (chips and what not) and sugar soft drinks. A black couple, both young (20s) and well built. Not fat or sickly looking. Actually they both looked athletic. But they looked nice, not like thugs or anything. I’m not bashing them. But I just don’t understand why the EBT system is setup to allow people who are clearly able bodied, able to work, able to think to waste the taxpayer’s money like that. Buying junk food at a convenience store is probably the most over-priced, uneconomical use of the taxpayer’s benefit that they receive. And if they’re unable to buy their own food then they should be limited to basic staples. Not seven doritios in a tiny 1 portion bag of which they were buying about 10 of.

    What a frickin’ scam.

    • minnowredux says:

      dat racisss….

    • Arachne says:

      They need to go back to food stamps. Presented at checkout IN the booklet with an ID. And let’s start making a list of ITEMS prohibited by the food stamp program. You may buy the generic creamed corn, not the Green Giant.

      And frankly, if the school lunch program is feeding your damned deductions breakfast, lunch and in many cases dinner, your amount of benefits is reduced accordingly.

      Every time I hear the words “EBT card” I think of those dirtbags with their three carts full of shit at the Louisiana Wal-Mart.

  53. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Thanks you Chunk! And thank you Gus!

  54. Bunk X says:

    Oh crap. I just posted a comment about J. Geils, and just heard a report that he died.

  55. Octopus says:

    Mary Ann has always destroyed Ginger in popularity polls. No surprise to me, as she’s exactly my type. I mean, I kind of married her.

    More on the girl:

  56. Octopus says:

    The whole thing was staged, right, Fatass? Yeah, let’s go with that. You and Crazy Olbie lead the way. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Charlie & Olbie – Super Sleuths.

      Assad asked Putin and Trump if they could drop some really toxic stuff in the middle of a street in an urban area.
      Putin: “We’ll do it.”
      Trump: “No. Let us. You’ll be off the hook, and we’ll take the blame for killing civilians.”
      Putin: “Cool. We’ll trash the hospital afterwards so there won’t be civilians.”
      Trump: “Let’s roll.”

      What a bullshit story promoted by asswipes.

      • Octopus says:

        Just last week, Chunky was re-tweeting Olbie’s triumphant claim that intel agencies had all they needed on Trump, and the arrest/impeachment proceedings were imminent. Now they’re resorting to this weak sauce, which only a conspiracy-freak reject would entertain for more than a minute.

        I’m starting to wonder about you, Fatass. Is everything okay at home?

  57. Octopus says:


    Well, you managed to dodge it the first time, Fatass.Also, I don’t think they’d be taking 64-year-old disturbed men living an unscreenable version of “My 600 Lb. Life.” In other words, you’re pretty safe in your bunker. Phew!