A Visit To The Swamp
Posted: April 3, 2017 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Humor, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: Charles Johnson, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, screenshots, The Sage of Culver City 187 CommentsNot much original content found at The Swamp these days – it’s all cut and paste echotropes from the leftwing feed troughs. It used to be fun to see what the most downdinged comments were, but since downdings are now verboten, those gems are rare, and all we have left to check the pulse of the Greatest Blog In History are the most updinged posts. They produce similar results, at least for the purposes of our own mockery, like this inanity:
Yeah, that’s what Little Green Footballs is all about these days. No sentient discussion, no original thought, all echos and unsubstantiated political tropes and stereotypes. Congratulations, Charles. You’ve completely purged your website of any recognizable form of intellect.
Now update your avatar.
After being exposed to that witty analysis, I wonder why chuckles gofundme is such a bust!
If we contribute negative dollars, does that mean he has to pay us?
Heh, “Chunk you owe me 2 grand for the 5 years I thought you were sane…”
The unmitigated gall of those moonbats in denying the left had a cult of personality going on with Ogabe.
“seriously”
There are no elementary kids singing paeans to Orange Toupee Weasel….
Am so glad that cult nightmare is over!!
Well like drug addicts they now deny they were ever high on Hopium….
so yeah America has a chance to get sober, but at great cost.
What fucking country was “DesertDenizen” in during the “Obama era”? Because it wasn’t this one.
Did you seriously miss the worship? The Greek columns? The fawning praise? The fucking pictures with HALOS around his head?
Are you stupid, son, or just dishonest?
Sure, you can be both. You just can’t be very good at both.
/serious dishonesty takes some smarts, that’s how I know Obama and Hillary really are smart people
Amen…
That not-so-subtle visual that CNN pulled during the GOP debates was pretty despicable, too. Blast a screaming red hot dog image behind the candidates to make their skin turn green and difficult to watch. Other venues diliberately adjusted the color to make Trump’s skin appear orange. Chickenshit stuff.
I pray every night that Trump dismantles all the insanity Obama created. DRAIN THE SWAMP!!
Chunky is such a clueless idiot. He was still trying to make the Devin Nunez thing the BIG STORY yesterday when everyone else was putting the pieces to the real puzzle together.
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/323535_Why_Were_Three_White_House_Off
It’s just the MSM won’t report it until Trump forces them to with a Tweet. Acutal story:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-03/confirmed-susan-rice-unmasked-trump-team
Rice who already infamously purveyed lies about Benhazi on 5 national news shows. It’s doubtful this former cabinet post holder and National Security Advisor to the former POTUS would be making these unmasking orders without the knowledge of the Obungler in Chief himself. Who btw is still mysteriously on vacation sans the fam writing his memoirs or what will later be termed “a composite” of his experiences aka a bunch of PR pre-tested horse shit.
Chunk proves how far he’s come from the old days. From rational to unhinged un-American dickhead denying the POTUS his rightful title.
Chunky impotently Tweets immature insults to “Donnie”. Of course, after railing continuously about Trump casting immature insults on Twitter.
Oh, my aching ass! 😆
😆 !!
I hope your aching ass is having a great time in Florida!!
We definitely are, even though it’s hotter than blazes so far. Coming out of the snow into 93F temps is a bit of a shock, but we still got in some good touristin’ today. Just the wife and me this time, for a nice change. Got just a little sunburn, and had some fine people-watching in Hollywood Studios, Disney.
Just pool, reading and napping scheduled tomorrow. Maybe some fireworks later. Indoors or outdoors? We’ll just have to see how we’re feeling.
Explore the pleasures of being together! 🙂
The missus were in the area on our honeymoon, got the inside scoop on EPCOT.
Get there early, take the ferry across the pond and mess around in the pavilions before the pedestrian crowds arrive and watch the time. Be at the German pavillion by 11am. That’s when the Rathskeller opens and serves beer and bratwurst.
When you get to the Seas Pavillion, check out the rear entrance to the sponsors’ restaurant (next to the monorail) and be amazed at my 3D hand-calculated trigonometry spirals.
And talk about butt hurt LOL!
Sure, whatever. Guess he only had to be less dishonest than this idiot.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/07/hillary-clinton-emails-history-214095
Why Can’t Hillary Stop Fudging the Truth?
Like on cue Chunky leaps at the chance to COMPLAIN about the FLOTUS’ excellent official portrait. Fatso probably IS getting glaucoma due to his advanced age, rapid IQ decline and lack of an exercise regimen.
Hey Fatso, no she’s not all toothy and smiley like Michelle O’s official pic. Because she’s an EX-SUPER MODEL and knows how to have her exquisite and exotic Eastern European features photographed. But please Tweet some more mindless dumbth that no one will agree with or reTweet
Melania is so beautiful!
She’s not my exact type, but I appreciate those thoroughbred lines. She’s a smart cookie, too, which I find just as attractive. I wonder if she’s the Last Trump Wife, which is kind of a mean thing to wonder, but Trump has a history, and she’s nobody’s fool.
I suspect she’ll be a fabulous FLOTUS & is committed to POTUS because of their son.
I think she should re-introduce junk food to the school lunch curriculum. Twinkies, Hostess Cupcakes, cheeseburgers and fries, in that order.
Pizza, chicken nuggets, chicken fingers, boneless wings, sloppy joes, chocolate cookies, et., etc., etc.
I’ve said it a thousand times before, but I’m so glad we get to look at this instead of the Hildebeast for the next four years.
When Trump Tweets out that it’s Susan Rice and that MSMs knew but wouldn’t report it it will be another round of egg on libturd face. Once it’s officially out Obungle will be outed as the vindictive unAmerican bastard exPreezydunce who virtually tried to torpedo his successor with felonious surveillance and unmasking before leaving office.
Chunky hates this guy. Heh heh. And of course GP aka Jim Hoft himself.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/04/report-obama-nsa-advisor-susan-rice-requested-unmasking-incoming-trump-officials/
Also it appears Beastie asked to receive classified information AFTER she left State. Why was she allowed to?
I have a feeling there are a lot of OBLAHBLAH operatives getting very very VERY nervous right now. Because you see, Beastie was supposed to win the election. And they’d be safe. And she didn’t, and they are seriously vulnerable. To criminal charges.
And I am going to LOVE it if Flynn goes before Congress with a grant of immunity (and who WOULDN’T after what they did to Scooter Libby) and totally charbroils the Obama administration.
As Dorian Gray said over at the Mother Ship – no wonder he’s hiding out in Tahiti.
No mercy!
Am I REALLY being asked if I prefer an alleged gold digger over an alleged beard?
Do I HAVE to care, Stalker Charles?
Serious question – if you need an answer, I’ll give you one. I’d prefer a little more class in your butthurt, personally.
You just let me know, pal.
As if a FISA judge were genuine or something. As if Obungle security officials went on TV claiming that they and other WH officials were told to get as much info on the incoming Trump Admin and hide it from them. As if a high level well known Obungle official signed off with their signature unmasking US citizens being recorded which is a felony unless clearly warranted for law enforcement purposes.
Just a distraction from Trump peed on some ho’s and picture of Obungle in a Russian hotel room partying with his buddy Puty.
Looks like we’re careening forward into the trusty “everybody does it” mode.
No it isn’t quite routine, Fatso. In fact, unmasking is unethical. If not illegal. By the way, if you believe the NYT, you’re nuts. But we knew that already.
Is it me or are these “Surveil-ers” starting to sound even more deranged and crazy than the Birthers ever did.
They did perform surveillance on Trump. They have ADMITTED it. They unmasked indivdiuals. They have ADMITTED it. They leaked the information. They have ADMITTED it.
But keep holding on, Fatso.
Same skuttlebutt, more detail. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-03/confirmed-susan-rice-unmasked-trump-team
Turns out Rice just lied about it on PBS last month.
And in a Clintonian feat of mental and moral compartmentalization Tweeted this stinker:
First comment on Zero Hedge 🙂
aloha_snakbar Apr 3, 2017 12:32 PM
She looks like Eric Holder in drag
Where is the Kenyan Teflon Faggot, Barky Sucktoro?
me – LOL!
The fact that the Democrats work overtime to discredit Nunes, especially Adam Schiff-tless, tells me that they are effing TERRiFIED of what’s about to come out about surveillance. Interesting that when Comey advised Congress that he began an investigation into Trump in June of last year (BEFORE he had the nomination), NO ONE asked him “what made you commence an investigation of Trump before he’d even won the nomination? WHO ordered it?”
My guess from the furious backpedaling? Rice requested the investigation, on orders from Jarrett. Just as I have always believed that it was Jarrett that gave the “stand-down” order the night of the Benghazi attacks.
I wonder if Chucks name and addy are on the isis kill list, that woulld be so sad. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3240665/pro-isis-united-cyber-caliphate-kill-list-targets-uk/
What a stick through the bicycle spokes that would be, but I doubt he’s on the list. On the other hand, I’ll bet he’s on the “super secret unpublished list.”
Didn’t most, if not all of the pictures taken during the Obama nightmare commemorating important days (Veteran’s Day, Memorial Day, MLK Day etc) involve Obama doing something? Even at the center of attention, rather than those being honored?
WH tweets, etc. all showed Obama. Even when Mendela died, it was all about Obama. Sickening.
Wouldn’t it be great if you could be on the right side of facts, once again, Fatso ,and realize that some Donks (i.e. Rice) are finally going to get fried?
Maybe because they ARE, you dim-bulb. Once again, on the wrong side of the story. Hey, will the FBI be releasing their analysis of that audiotape that you went batshit crazy about in the Michael Brown case. The one that you said would prove irrefutably that the officer had shot him in cold blood? I’m sure you’re still stupid enough to be waiting for the release of that information.
Your biggest contribution to that story was to appropriate a picture taken by someone else and not even give them credit when the photo was published elsewhere and credited YOU. Oh, and going apeshit because Jim Hoft didn’t use the right xray.
One of my favorites. Dick VD shows his genius. Shows the childish libturd view vs and of course lampoons and ridicules the unglamorous informed responsible boring long-term view. Still great fun😆
Heheheh. You said “Dick VD.” Heheheh.
Yes! Back in the seventies when I grew up that would’ve meant dick venereal disease!
Complete with an explanation for the song.
Well, it’s 7:00 a.m. on the West Coast. Rage Tweeter 3-Chin Chuck and his 400 lbs. of baby fat are probably currently sleeping off a Cheetos high. What delusions await us today, my brethren? He will, no doubt engage in some of that incredible independent journalism for which he is so famous – by stealing everyone’s stories on the internet and giving them just enough credit in the small print to keep him from being called out. This will be in between engaging in incoherent stupid 140-character max screeches from time to time where he will proffer himself as an expert on intelligence gathering, surveillance regulations, and twist himself into a half-ton pretzel finding a way that Susan Rice’s unmasking of the Trump team was perfectly fine, despite the fact that she LIED a couple weeks ago about even having any knowledge of either such surveillance or unmasking.
If it was on the up and up, Buddha Boy, she would have had no trouble admitting any of it and taking responsibility for same when she was asked about it. I can figure this out and I’m not even an independent journalist with a GoFundMe page. All I have is a 6-figure job and enough money in my bank account to buy all the Cheetos and Mountain Dew in the grocery display if I wanted to.
That’s hitting Charles below the (size 4XL) belt. 🙂
In actual true form Chunkles approves of mocking a 30 year decorated war veteran who has done nothing wrong. And finds it amusing that Preezydunce Obungle and his minions have committed treason rather than transferring power responsibly for the good of the country.
Flynn SHOULD ask for immunity. Hee. They keep forgetting Flynn was a member of the intelligence community for years. He knew that phone was tapped and he’s about to skewer the Democraps with their own silliness. I’d ask for immunity as well, after what they did to Scooter Libby.
BTW, they still haven’t released that transcript.
Susan Rice did what with her security clearance? And then it got leaked where? Well I never.
Wow. 😆
Stole it, fact checked it and reposted it.
The new counter-culture. Sorry Charly. It ain’t progturds. And it’s especially not fat old hippies with greasy gray pony tails who stole from George Duke back in the ’70s.
CNN continues to self-beclown trying to shout down the Rice unmasking story on air with guests and beginning show segments denouncing it as “ginned up”. No explanation that it perfectly explains why Trump said he was wiretapped. And no explanation that Rice umasked Trump, his family members, his transition team and then claimed to know nothing about such things. You would have to be an idiot to believe these craven liars. An idiot like Fatso Johnson who sits on Twitter all day pretending like he matters to anyone.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-04-04/cnn-rages-against-susan-rice-bombshell-urges-viewers-ignore-story
So let me get this straight, per CNN and other libturds like Chunky it was a BIG DEAL that Devin Nunez went to the WH to meet with two officials. But now that he did that to confirm that Susan Rice directed the illegal unmasking of Trump, his family and transition team… this is a nothing burger that should be ignored and even unremembered and unthunk.
Is anyone else confused?
The “ME” generation.
Spawn of the original Me Generation, this gang is even further up their own behinds. There aren’t enough crowbars in the world to pry them all out.
Trump’s ever-increasing problems? You mean that he’s super rich, famous, married to a super model AND gets to be POTUS?
At any rate the good news here is now that Chunky has officially declared this no big whoop it’s absolutely certain that Rice and probably Obungle are in very hot water.
Rice last month – I don’t know anything about that
Rice this morning – It was standard procedure
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer this Rice.
I was going to avoid political issues this week, but this Rice-A-Roni is just too delicious to forego. Even with the media attempting to stonewall the story, it’s coming out like floodwater through the proverbial dike…and Chunky’s fat fingers can’t seem to plug any of the holes. So he sticks the filthy orange digits back in his ears and yells, “NAAAAA-NAAAAA I CAN’T HEAR YOU THIS STORY IS LIES PLEASE GO FUCK YOURSELF EVERYBODY WHO’S TWEETING ABOUT IT!!1!”
The Streak Is Intact. 😆
Rice-A-Roni.
😆 😆 😆
What problems would those be? An asshole Democrat minority.
I will concede that he should kick Reince Preibus to the curb. And SOON.
The “straight dope” he’s asking you to check out, in order to “destroy the right wing outrage,” is Rice talking to Andrea Mitchell on MSNBC and lying her fool head off.
😆 😆 😆 😆
I like how she deftly turned Mitchell’s direct questions to the Russia/Trump blob without answering them. Oh wait did I say deftly? I meant clumsily and ineptly. 🙄
Captain Cut n’ Paste to the rescue! 😆
Yes, it is. Just not in the way you intended, Fatass. 😆
Who’d you steal THAT article from?
No Chunky that’s just the 4 burritos slathered in hot sauce you gulped down for lunch making their way through your mountainous gut. Try this..
Dang, another one washed up on the beach. Can we get some PETA people over here to keep hosing her down, until we can find a tugboat to yank her back out to sea?
Yes, Jen Selter has been keeping her famous behind in shape. Thank God.
No boobs tho.
That is one FAT ass. 😯
That’s one where you pronounce ass with two syllables. Like ay-yass
Thar she blows! 😆
This is why you rock, Ms. Mouse.
/ skipping dinner
**kisses**
To Abu 🙂
Chunkles is stomping and stamping at the Daily Caller on Twitter regarding this presumably.. http://dailycaller.com/2017/04/03/susan-rice-ordered-spy-agencies-to-produce-detailed-spreadsheets-involving-trump/
Oh Chunky you have shamed them with your righteous indignation and renunciations. They will now skulk guiltily off and draft a nice story about Trumpy and Puty, sittin’ in a tree. K I S S I N G.
Anyway why aren’t Chunky and the libturd MSMs demanding to know the crimes that the Trump family and transition team committed in order for the beyond questionable Rice to resort to the extreme measure of unmasking their names? I mean if she did nothing wrong then THEY must have, right?
OMG! FATSO IS BACK!! 😆 😆
Cesspool must be desparate to have Chunkles on again. I guess he couldn’t find someone funny who doesn’t sound like Elmer Fudd. And what if he let’s one go in studio? They have to stop recording and open all the doors for 20 minutes to get the fat old man fart stink out.
It’s been 26 days since anyone donated to Fatso’s GoFundMe scam. It’s almost 2 years since he started it, and so far as only raised $6,494. Pathetic. He would have done better asking for funds for a sex reassignment.
“We’re sorry, Mr. Johnson, but ‘imbecile’ is not a sex.”
How many weeks of Charles begging to be back on the podcast did it take for Cesca to finally breakdown and say, ‘fine, we don’t have anything else, so you can come on again Charles.’?
Haha – 2 retweets and 7 likes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Octo!,
How’s da vacation going? Sunburn sucks, homie.
Mrs. Abu laid this on me 25
yrs ago: Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
She lost a friend but elimated a rival 4 my affection.
Honey, I hate to say this, but our beloved Octo may need to see an ophthalmologist. He posted a pic of a gal with NO boobs!! 😯
Please, no. Are you hating on breast-average wimminks? Boobies are luck of birth. I embrace all boobies! Stubble, however,…
wimminks……mmmmmm…..
Yeah? Talk to Caitlyn Jenner. 😆
I do apologize for this oversight. I got fixated on the pert tushie. I hope this gal makes up for it.
There’s some odd croppy stretchy stuff going on, and she seems to enjoy aluminum just a bit too much.
I think she’s angled towards the camera so some parts appear larger. As for the aluminum, well, any scratching post in a pinch.
The vacation is going swimmingly, Abu. Took two dips in the pool, worked out in the gym, ate two large meals at nice restaurants, walked around the shopping extravaganza of Disney Springs and bought presents for all the kids, and the wife got her 10,000 steps in on her Fitbitch thingie. She does that every day now. It’s good, I guess, but kind of obsessive.
I like Mrs.Abu’s line. 😆
Sounds eye dillic😜
It’s begun.
Soon it will be “The Charles Johnson Show Starring Charles Johnson and featuring Bob Cesca in a brief cameo”.
At least that’s Chunkles master scheme.
But… we all know that usually turns out…. the hilarious spectacle of a raging ponytailed fat man squealing and bleating on Twitter and chock full o’ butthurt and peevishness. 😆
Good point. Fatso doesn’t work well with others. The falling out and the disavowing and forbidding of lizards tuning into it is inevitable if not imminent.
How many emails and phone calls did Fatso plague Cesca with, I wonder. It’s not like he brings anything to the table. It’s a downloaded podcast. It’s not even LIVE.
And look….only 31 likes and 14 retweets. That’ll get the word out.
Bob Cesca, whether you know it or not, you have now entered the realm of “the little people”.
It is now just a matter of time before you must surrender all things to your new Overlord “Big Chuck”.
(that’s right he’s Big Chuck, he ain’t no Little Chuck – he’s the Big, Big, Big Big Chuck.)
-and he’s comin’ to getchyu.
It’s a sorry excuse for a “show” that has a non-entity with no personality like Chunky on more than once. Even the junkie was much better…so sad. 😦
Well, why don’t you just quit doing it? It’s not like there’s any great demand for your stupid, repetitive glurge. You could do something useful with all the extra time, like get a job, or do charitable work. I know, I know…go fuck myself. 😆
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/bull-gores-matador-garcia-navarrete-throat-tongue-mouth-spain-las-ventas-madrid-first-time-a7664176.html
The comments from PETA people after the story are the best part. 😆
I think he picked the wrong sport. Letsee…..step 1 Enrage a bull. Step 2 Expose one’s self to said bull with merely a cape as protection. Step 3 Further enrage said bull by stabbing it painfully with big metal pokers. Step 4 Get a check! Oh wait step 4 was GTF out of the way of the bull before it kills or maims you. Can’t forget that part. Step 5 Don’t EVER forget step 4. Step 6 Get a check and lay all the chicks.
BTW when are they going to update this sport to Playing On The Freeway?
😆
Drudge headline: BANNON LOSES POWER; STRIPPED OF SECURITY CLEARANCE
Except it clearly says in the article
Weird.
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/04/05/steve-bannon-reportedly-removed-from-national-security-council-in-reorganization.html
Rush just said that it may have been Bannon’s choice to leave the Security Council.
That seems pretty clear from the article:
Bannon originally served on the committee as a check against Michael Flynn before Flynn was ousted as National Security Advisor, a top White House official told NBC News. However, Bannon only attended one meeting and felt he was no longer needed in that role after the selection of H.R. McMaster as national security advisor.
McMaster, who Bannon wanted in the role, was given authority to reorganize the committee when he joined the White House, according to NBC.
What in the world are the libs huffing & puffing about then?
They’re libs. It’s what they do.
So, they’re going to go in and pick him up any day now, right? Slap the cuffs on Trump, throw him in prison.
“When Crazy People Babble In The Street” 😆
If a person looks at this loser Keith Olberdouche and doesn’t see a complete nitwit, then there is no hope for that person.
If a person actually reads or listens to Keith Olberdouche and doesn’t hear a complete nitwit, then there is no hope for that person.
There is no hope for you on any level Charles. You are just plain stupid.
-and, have a nice day!
No, dumbshit. They don’t.
They have nothing – they’re hoping innuendo will carry the day and dumb asses like you and Olberdork will continue to eat the shit sandwiches they’re serving up.
So let me explain it to you. Schiff-tless was all over the place with “we got the goods” last week, without specific. Then he goes to look at the intel at the White House like Nunes did. And then shut the hell up and said “well, we still have to look.”
You’ve looked everywhere. You got nothin’. On the other hand, Obama. Rice, Jarrett, etc. may have a SHITLOAD of explaining to do.
It’s this kind of razor-sharp wit that really brings the chicks around, eh? Not to mention all the high-profile media gigs. 😆
Which is why they’re the highest rated cable network, your heroes at MSNBC and CNN are racing to the cellar, you are now the butt boy of a failed and disgraced reporter who’s relegated to part-time rants on Twitter and You-Tube and your only real contact with the outside world is phoning into a podcast that is listened to by fewer people riding on a BART train departing San Francisco at rush hour.
This a fine Twitter thread. 😆
They got hammered!! Sweet! 😆 😆
Nick Searcy is awesome on Twitter.
This is the innocuous Pepsi ad that has Dindo Nuffins all over the place looking for a hot mic into which they can spew racist invective. Heheheh!!
Headline of this story: “21 Savage Reactions to Kendall Jenner’s Infuriating Pepsi Commercial (Video)”
“Savage?” Really? Were they brandishing spears and firing up the big black cooking cauldrons? 😆
http://toofab.com/2017/04/05/kendall-jenner-pepsi-ad-racist-black-lives-matter-protest-outrage-reaction/
“looking for a hot mic into which they can spew racist invective. Heheheh!!”
Like at a Bernie Sanders rally?
Real Journalism Lives!!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/04/05/these-high-school-journalists-investigated-a-new-principals-credentials-days-later-she-resigned/?utm_term=.a12c0d8d0d0b&wpisrc=nl_most-draw7&wpmm=1
If only the shitlibs at WaPo still believed in unfettered, unbiased journalism that isn’t afraid to stick its nose into the dirty secrets of the DNC. Guess you have to get them before they’ve been indoctrinated at Columbia or Northwestern journohack school. 😆
Here’s the discredited ex-principal: https://twitter.com/amyrglobal
What if she had been black, or hailed from a country like Kenya or Guatemala? Think they still would have gone after her credentials?
No. Did I win anything?
You win the Silver Samovar, ‘Mouse! A treasured antique from the Tsar’s own collection. A little polish, and she’s good as new for your next tea party.
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2017/04/05/sean-hannity-connecting-dots-in-obama-spy-scandal.html
Hannity nails Rice’s hide to the wall once again. 😆
Right on cue, Fatass!
The Streak!! 😆
Not a crime, huh? So why was Nixon impeached then, DUMBASS? Why did they all co to JAIL?
“I leaked nothing to nobody.” – Susan Rice, employing the double negative properly.
that was my first comment! and then I thought it a shrewd move on her part. She be talking that ebonics shit and for anyone to call her out on that would be considered racissss….
what horseshit.
And WHO leaked the info, Fatass. Who gave the intel to the Clinton campaign? Because that asshole Evelyn Farkas was not in the government – she was in the Clinton campaign – and apparently is so stupid that she goes on national television and said she “knew what they had”. HOW? It can’t have been part of the “intel” briefing because Trump would have had to know it as well.
Oh, and did you catch Farkas claiming the Russians are monkeying with the videotape of her appearance. Uh dipshit – you were LIVE.
Surprise, surprise. After lying and denying having any knowledge of surveillance and unmasking of Trump’s people just last month. Her new lie is that it’s just routine stuff that National Security Advisers do. However, per ex-officials with that security level it’s almost NEVER done.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2017/04/ex-officials-national-security-advisor-susan-rices-unmasking-requests-not-routine-never-done/
http://www.jumpusa.com/hooverball2.html
I loved this story about Hooverball, the game played with a light medicine ball to keep President Hoover and his men in shape. You have to love the guys playing with their hats on, too.
“The average age of the participants was 53. Players would dress in flannel shirts, old trousers, sweaters or leather jackets, rubber-soled shoes, and often, hats.”
Everything was functional sporting gear, except for the hat. The hat was pure style because every girl’s crazy about a sharp-dressed man.
Wow. It’s only 11:15pm here on the 5th. How the hell are you posting from the future?
I went to Tomorrowland today.
Did you ride Space Mountain? I LOVE me some Space Mountain.
Here’s a fun fact: The Space Mountain ride has a top speed of only 28 mph. The illusion of greater speed is provided by fans along the track. Mental Floss has other trivia. http://mentalfloss.com/article/77347/15-out-world-facts-about-space-mountain
There’s a fat old hippie with a gray ponytail exactly like Chunky’s staying at the resort here. I just missed getting a photo of him, as I hurried out of the restaurant and he waddled onto a bus. Maybe I’ll see him around again in the next day or so — it was an uncanny resemblance!
Of course I know it couldn’t have been the Real Fatass Johnson, as his dire-wolf-at-the-door poverty would preclude his flying to Florida, and his broken-down car would never make it. The guy looked like him, though. I wish I had caught him. 😆
Take a pic if you see him. 😆
I’m going to hang around the “downtown” area for a while tomorrow and see if he shows up again. I have to say, there are a lot of very large people down here. I was worried about vapor-lock when I saw them huffing and puffing around the Magic Kingdom in 95F weather this afternoon.
I spotted his doppelgänger in Santa Monica a couple of years ago. 60’s salt and pepper ponytail, portly, near a guitar shop.
This is for Octo…
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4384216/Kim-Kardashian-sells-pool-float-shape-butt.html
Does one need a pool to own this lovely inflatable item? Asking for Octo. He’s in Florida so I thought I’d help out.
Probably not. You could inflate it and give it to your wife as an anniversary present or something like that. But I really don’t recommend it.
Dat asz! 😆
You can’t escape it. It is everywhere. You have to give the girl some credit for…something. Something big and round. She owns it, and she also sells it. People buy it. You can’t deny it’s a big fat success.
If she’s lucky, that thing will blow bubbles, otherwise she’ll have embarrassing brown foam all over her butt.
I like these inflatables better because they come with accessories.
A few thoughts here. Am mindful of the left’s vocal support for radical Islamic atrocities by their denial of criticism when said atrocities are committed. Are these the same LGBT rights that include being thrown off of buildings? Women’s rights? How about liberals turning a blind eye to genital mutilation and Islam’s view of abortion? Equal pay?? LMAO! Let’s look in your own back yard with the latest on Elizabeth Warren!
Can you spot the Moderate Muslima?
And Donald Trump would be Hillary Clinton if he supported abandoning American ambassadors to mobs, prosecuted White House staff for political reasons, and accepted bribes from foreign governments for access and favors.
I got this vibe from Twitter early on and that is why I quit and deleted my account (3-4 years ago?).
These effing dolts are STILL falling all over themselves defending and protecting this alcoholic control freak insane woman.
These children at Twitter must have had wonderful parents.
And since when is “media” sensitive?
Hey dumbass Twitter employee – PEOPLE are sensitive. Media is not.
(I am sure this moron has a fine degree in nothingness from a very expensive school somewhere…. just like Charlie two-bits and his magnificent GED….)
Fucking idjits.
There are still some amusing wits and twits on Twitter, so I play for fun. I have a Gab account but I’m waiting for it to settle down. I got swarmed by #pizzagate idiots, and there’s a small but prolific neonazi / racist infestation.
Same here. I have a GAB account – mostly coming for the Milo party after he got banned from Twitter (while ISIS and other despicable shitbags get to KEEP their accounts). But yeah, it was pretty nasty there.
I’ll leave Twitter when CounterMoonbat and Iowahawk departs for better pastures. Plus a few others
Milo’s back on Twitter as @MiloWear1A.
New tobacco taxes went into effect in California this month, and now a pack of smokes is about $7.50. Who wants to run some contraband from Kentucky and split the profits?
I’m coming out West in July, and I’ll be driving up through KY on Saturday. I’ll pick up a U-Haul load of Marlboro Reds and Kools. We gone be rich.
Gimme a heads up and we’ll get Charles to buy us cheese burgers and Negro Modelo.
Thought Charles was in to artisanal cheese sandwiches and that Belgian beer Chimay.
You boys are looking to get indigestion and/or gas.
*Negra* Modelo. I don’t hobble the spaniel as well as I thought.
How far west?
Portland, LA and points in between. Not sure of all the details…that’s what She does. I just keep driving and smiling. 🙂
Get my email addy and let me know when you’re in the Bay Area. Would seriously love to buy you that beer (or wine if you prefer in Napa).
https://www.steynonline.com/7740/the-big-shut-up
An ominous piece from the Great Steyn. We’re up against it, folks. Are there enough brave people around to fight off the totalitarian nutjobs of the Left and Islam?
Looks like Stimpy, I mean Stompy went to bed all a-skeered.
For a man in his fifties, Gus sure doesn’t show much maturity. This is how he deals with problems? Spewing about his bullshit on line?
Good luck with that pal……
That was actually Chunky’s tweet but he’s referencing Gus’ tweet.
2 months ago today.
Complete the course and get certified, if only in reverence.
Easier said than done right now my friend. Unemployed and desperately seeking work, no time or money to go back to school.
Keep fighting, man. I don’t know where you live, but even in Michigan the economy is recovering these days. Help wanted signs up all over the place. Get that thing finished!
I still have my Hohner Chromatic chops.
Don Rickles has passed away. R.I.P.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/don-rickles-dead-legendary-comic-was-90-720153
Wonder if Fatso the Wonderblimp will tweet out how he met Rickles one time. Or, you know, walked on the same sidewalk as he did in downtown L.A.
Eh, probably not. It would make him “unhip” with the millennials.
Rickles was unto himself, as a comedian and human being. I saw him live back in the ’80’s, one of the funniest shows I’ve ever seen, and full of heart as well as incredibly un-PC hilarity. RIP. 😦
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!
I cannot handle the irony. 😆
The last thing we did at Disney today was ride the “Soaring” ride at Epcot — damn, they have improved that thing about 500%, and it was already uber-cool before. Best ride in the whole park, imho. Not exaggerating.
Never saw Fatass’s doppelganger again, but there sure are a lot of 400-500 lb. men lumbering around these days. It’s incredible to me that people let themselves go to that extent, but you see whole families pursuing prodigious levels of mass. I feel bad for them, especially the kids, but goddamn it you have to make an effort.
Morbid obesity is a cash cow for medicine. In the old days, doctors would prescribe exercise and a sensible diet.
Nowadays, it seems that doctors are just enablers. They hand you a handicap placard for your car and a prescription for a scooter to ride around in.
Then, as your girth increases exponentially from zero exercise, all sorts of side effects kick in like diabetes, heart attacks, etc. which means more doctor and hospital visits which equals lots of cash.
Yes, I know that’s a cynical view but after seeing countless behemoths riding around on scooters, I have to think that not all of them have “a glandular problem”.
I’ll have to be careful, such talk is what got Ludwig banned from The Bog. 😆
Besides fat people on scooters can be hilarious.
Looks like Johnson’s buddy Schmalfeldt busking for bucks.