A Lizard and a Hinge

Not sure what inspired me to take a shot of a rusty hinge and a Western Fence Lizard, or why I was reminded of some professional quality calendar photography from years past.

Charles, you don’t read here, but your eye for balance and colour is amazing. Please post more of your artistry. Better yet, post a video of your musical compositions with images. What have you got to lose?

Judging by your Alexa stats, not much. BTW, you don’t have James Brown hair, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

And O’Reilly‘s not gonna apologize to you either, Charles. Rock on.

97 Comments on “A Lizard and a Hinge”

  1. Octopus says:

    Love that James Brown-vibe for Chunky! Unfortunately, Brown’s hair required some upkeep, which Chunky can ill afford in these desperate (for him) times. He’s probably rocking a variation of one of Brown’s later looks:

    Only gray, and with a messy ponytail still attached.

  2. Octopus says:

    Another betrayal for Chunky! This time, the ridiculous “nowplaying” crapola he posts in an effort to appear hip to…well, somebody. I have no idea who. His musical taste is godawful.

    He once claimed that the music he posts in this manner is actually playing in Chez Bunker (not to be confused with Chez Grave, where an OD’d junkie is buried). Yes, the dulcet tones of Regina Spektor, wafting over the classy, jazzy ambiance of his “office,” while he composes yet another vapid 140-character shart. Quite a picture.

    Closer to the true picture would be something that goes a little something like this:

    • Pakimon says:

      “Carrots don’t taste like candy, they taste like f**king disappointment!!”

      I’ve heard the same could be said for artisanal cheese and avocado sandwiches.

      And don’t get me started about frozen salmon on a bbq grill. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    “A Lizard and a Hinge”

    The sordid story of how I got banned from a blog for critiquing an overweight, ponytailed amateur’s photography skills. 😆

  4. rightymouse says:

    From Alexa:

    How fast does littlegreenfootballs.com load?

    Very Slow (5.205 Seconds), 94% of sites are faster.

  5. minnowredux says:

    I think it would be awesome to have your photo (shown above) morph into Chunkie’s rusty hinge photo…. and then back…. etc. etc.

    just so everyone can see how lame his was in comparison.


  6. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    “Ethos is a Greek word meaning “character” that is “used to describe the guiding beliefs or ideals that characterize a community, nation, or ideology.

    In modern usage, ethos denotes the disposition, character, or fundamental values particular to a specific person, people, corporation, culture, or movement.”

    @JoyAnnReid Say what you want about the tenets of communism, at least it’s an ethos.
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 30, 2017

    August 13, 2007
    “Marxism has only killed 100 million people, so naturally at the new voice of the mainstream center Democratic Party, they’re ready to give it another chance.”
    ―Charles Foster Johnson


    Hmmmm. Some character and fundamental values ya got there Chunkles. What’s next pointing to Nazism, hey it least it’s an ethos? LOL! But you feel qualified to accuse President Donald J. Trump of being a nihilist for leaving the business world and sacrificing time with his family to work tirelessly (which he has done since he won the election) for the American people.

    @Steve_Katz @lawhawk @HeerJeet Trump is a nihilist. He believes in nothing except his own monstrous ego.
    14 hours ago

    Do you think someone who trashed his own website and insulted all of his friends and colleagues just because they didn’t bow down to his over-judgemental and childish will and whims. And then recklessly switched from conservative to batshit moonbat in a matter of weeks insulting, banning and alienating even more people. And clearly enjoying the cruel meanness of it to loyal followers. And THEN expecting to applauded and celebrated by all the people he’d insulted over the years on THE OTHER side he’d just mindlessly joined….uh ya think this person might just be a tad bit nihilistic and driven by their monstrous ego vs character and fundamental values system (aka ethos)?

    • Arachne says:

      Because OBAMA didn’t have a monstrous ego, right, asshats?
      TWO autobiographies….and he had never made a single accomplishment at the time they were written.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        Good point. Obama’s every Tweet has a picture of himself attached. And every speech contains the word I countless timed compared to other Presidents including Trump. If Trump says I it’s to say “I will fight for you”. He more often says we. Whereas Obungle says “For me, it’s always been about you”. Right, whatever.

      • Bunk X says:

        He won the Nobel Peace Prize without any significant accomplishments (but then so did Arafat who was the inventor of modern day islamic terrorism).

    • minnowredux says:

      I was going to respond along these same lines to The Fat Dickhead’s commentary. You did a splendid job of pointing out that Charles, in the name of using THE BIG WORD (ethos), really tipped his hand for the entire world to see that he will do or say anything if he thinks he might get another retweet out of it.

      The guy is a moron and has no scruples and no redeeming qualities.

  7. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I try not to go knee-jerk negative about every change Twitter makes, but after a day with the new reply system I absolutely hate it.
    59 minutes ago

    What did they put the kebosh on telling people to go fuck themselves?

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      Alternate zinger: Chunky puts the jerk in knee-jerk negative.

    • Arachne says:

      It appears you cannot just reply to one person if there are multiple people listed in the tweet. I find myself in rare agreement with Fatso here. It sucks. If a libturd makes a stupid statement and, say, John Nolte responds directly to the libturd, I cannot reply to John’s tweet without including the dumbass libturd. I don’t wanna talk to the libturd. i just want to talk to John. If you only want to respond to John, you must MANUALLY type it in.

      I guess the libturds complained to Twitter that we were laughing at them behind their backs.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Nobody cares, Gussy. Nobody. Except us. 😆

  9. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s having a very bad day. Must be out of booze & dope.

    • Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

      Very considerate of him to explain that he isn’t mindlessly over-Tweeting as per usual due to various outages. Versus ya know being out and about in the world. Speaking with people to their faces instead of judging them and generalizing them alone in a room. Doing something productive and healthy for a change! Nah just the crappy weather and sucko services. Keep us posted Gus!

  10. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Umm, the Uranium One deal was also a multi-agency and legitimate deal. It’s also pre Euromaiden and pre-annexation of Crimea.
    33 minutes ago

    True, my understanding is the ShrillyBilly beast wasn’t the only decision maker on that deal. But she didn’t oppose it either when she could have been the one voice of reason warning against it.

    And as for Crimea the dimbulb Obungle administration had ample warning from Mitt Romney of which they laughed off and ignored and made endless jokes egged on by the pinhead media.

    • Arachne says:

      She couldn’t be – it required several Cabinet members to sign off on it. But really – ask yourself – we KNEW Russia was supplying Iran and others with nuclear material. Who in their right might gives them a supply of uranium? It was Clinton who spearheaded it.

      Oh, and, um, call me when the Clintons or ANYONE from the Obama administration sues over the contents of “Clinton Cash”.

  11. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    The Hillary Clinton derangement is just amaze balls.

    Thanks to the weather clearing up and paying the over-due Sprint bill Gus demonstrates he is way on top of all the new urban stupid speak.

  12. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Spicer just repeated the bogus “HILLARY SOLD URANIUM TO PUTIN” bullshit. Gah, this is horrible.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    1 hour ago

    Sorry Fatso. Live and die by bullshit innuendo. You fuckers started this. Besides it wasn’t just that Hillary was among the decision makers to both influence and OK the deal. As those slavering wingnuts at the NY Times reported not long after former Preezydunce Grab Azz gets about a $1000 for each aw shucks Arkincest, I mean Arkansas twangy word to speak before a Kremlin tied Investment Bank. For half a million bucks you’d think he would tap dance and play his saxophone too.:

    And shortly after the Russians announced their intention to acquire a majority stake in Uranium One, Mr. Clinton received $500,000 for a Moscow speech from a Russian investment bank with links to the Kremlin that was promoting Uranium One stock.

    Frank Giustra, right, a mining financier, has donated $31.3 million to the foundation run by former President Bill Clinton, left. Credit Joaquin Sarmiento/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images
    At the time, both Rosatom and the United States government made promises intended to ease concerns about ceding control of the company’s assets to the Russians. Those promises have been repeatedly broken, records show.

    The New York Times’s examination of the Uranium One deal is based on dozens of interviews, as well as a review of public records and securities filings in Canada, Russia and the United States. Some of the connections between Uranium One and the Clinton Foundation were unearthed by Peter Schweizer, a former fellow at the right-leaning Hoover Institution and author of the forthcoming book “Clinton Cash.” Mr. Schweizer provided a preview of material in the book to The Times, which scrutinized his information and built upon it with its own reporting.

    Whether the donations played any role in the approval of the uranium deal is unknown. But the episode underscores the special ethical challenges presented by the Clinton Foundation, headed by a former president who relied heavily on foreign cash to accumulate $250 million in assets even as his wife helped steer American foreign policy as secretary of state, presiding over decisions with the potential to benefit the foundation’s donors.

  13. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Spicer just repeated the bogus “HILLARY SOLD URANIUM TO PUTIN” bullshit. Gah, this is horrible.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    1 hour ago
    Not a single reporter objected to the “surveillance” gibberish Spicer just emitted.
    1 hour ago
    Spicer just doubled down on Trump’s bogus claim that Obama “wiretapped” him. Freaking unreal.… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    1 hour ago
    @gorskon I know what you mean, it’s pretty grueling to watch him blatantly lie about things, especially when the pr… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    1 hour ago

    Chunky explores new levels of outrage. Next comes denial.

    • minnowredux says:

      but there was never a single word, not one comment, throughout the Obama Administration as his Press Secretaries lied and lied and lied.

      All I can say is: “Right, Charles.”

      -and….. “Fuck you asshole.”

  14. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    The new penis penis penis seat! https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/31/world/americas/penis-seat-mexico-city-harassment.html

    It’s supposed to be some statement on sexual violence against women. Except the seat itself might be a little aggressive and scary to women kind of insulting to some who aren’t that kind of girl who wants to stare at a dick endowed seat. And of course “arteests” give no thought or care to say, someone’s little kids wondering what the hell is that thing Mommy?

    At any rate Fatso doesn’t need to worry about micro (penis) aggressing women on the subway since if it were modeled on him it would be a large bulging pannus seat.

  15. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    Fake news almost all comes from the prominent left wing media outlets. Here’s WaPo knowingly smearing Tillerson as some creepo boss who has a policy that no one on the staff speak to him directly or have eye contact with him. You know like the SS agents said Shrillbeast REALLY DID have such a hateful policy for them and other lowly WH and campaign staff. A true story the crooked liars ignored since they all wanted her elected.


  16. Fatso's commie eat those vs Trump's knee-highlism says:

    As suspected the US Intel agencies are infested with left-wing partisan hacks at the highest levels who are actively committing treason and other felonies against a sitting US President.


    Our sources: This surveillance that led to the unmasking of private names of American citizens started before Trump was the GOP nominee.
    — Adam Housley (@adamhousley) March 31, 2017
    Our sources:The person who did the unmasking is “very well known, very high up, very senior, in the intelligence world & is not in the FBI
    — Adam Housley (@adamhousley) March 31, 2017
    Our sources: Unmasking the names and then spreading the names was for political purposes that have nothing to do with national security
    — Adam Housley (@adamhousley) March 31, 2017
    Our sources: “It had everything to do with hurting and embarrassing Trump and his team”
    — Adam Housley (@adamhousley) March 31, 2017 </blockquote)

    Which means Crapper, Blehmmer or some other high-level turd they directed to unmask US citizens for solely political purposes. Tell us more about Russia Chunkles.

    • rightymouse says:

      I am praying that an underling ‘outs’ this blabber-mouth. Who knows what else this person is capable of leaking!

      • Arachne says:

        By the way, out of curiosity – has the Culver City Blimp News Service explained how Farkas was getting intel on Donald Trump in 2016-2017 when she WASN’T employed by the Obama administration? Or is the Editor-in-Cheetos over there ignoring it.

  17. rightymouse says:

    You have a brother?? Am shocked you haven’t gone to Virginia to mooch off of him!

  18. rightymouse says:

    Read the book “Clinton Cash”, Blubberbutt. You might learn how the Clinton Foundation got millions in donations as a ‘thank you’ for not standing in the way of the deal while she was SecofState.

    • rightymouse says:

      • Arachne says:

        She facilitated the sale, asshole. She spearheaded the sale. A sale, I might add, that was requested by a big fat CLINTON FOUNDATION donor. By the way, I suppose it’s just a “coincidence” that the Clintons are shutting down the Foundation, right? I mean after all, it wasn’t some 7-Eleven Slurpee fund to buy access to a guaranteed Presidency. How are the donations doing? BTW I’m hearing not only have the BIG donations dried up but a lot of their friends aren’t offering those private planes like they used to.

        Perhaps you’d like to tell the people of Haiti that THEY’RE mistaken as well.

        • minnowredux says:

          It defies logic that this half-wit in Culver City can spew his bullshit day in and day out and gain any traction with anyone.

          I would bet a lot of money that most of his “likes” and his “retweets” are by way of his own accounts.

          And, thinking about this is TRULY pathetic. This is Charle’s entire life. This is it. There is nothing more. The man is an empty, soulless moron that has absolutely nothing going for him. He lacks education, intelligence, heart and an understanding of the world. He knows nothing about people and, yet, he keeps this shit up all day long.

          Charles, you are a detestable turd.


          -and I make money every day and you don’t.

          waa haa.

  19. Octopus says:

    That’s odd…I didn’t hear your name in there, Chunky. Ignored agin! 😡

  20. Octopus says:

    Heading to sunny FL in the early morning. Perhaps a week in the sun basking like an iguana will finally get this congestion out of my air-sacs. That and all the heavy breathing. Pray for me. 😉

    • rightymouse says:

      Have fun! Am so grateful to have been spared serious colds/flu this past winter. Had a mild cold over xmas, but it was totally bearable.

  21. dezes157 says:

    And that’s why still have an account you fascist asshat.

  22. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Everyone yell at Twitter and tell them to put me in charge! I’ll purge everyone who doesn’t conform to my views and as an extra added bonus, I’ve mastered the ability to make icons fatter! Just check out the new logo on my blog!

  23. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Dammit! Why won’t my ban stick work on Twitter?!?!

  24. rightymouse says:

    Joe Scarborough.

  25. rightymouse says:

    A Gussy retweet. Liberals are SO butt-hurt over Hillary losing, they are inconsolable. Poor babies.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Bill Maher is right. Fatso is pissed.

  27. rightymouse says:

    President Trump was elected fair and square according to the laws of our country. Deal with it, Fatso! Electoral vote Trumps Popular vote. Why? Our Founding Fathers worried about mob rule. Move to another country if this bothers you.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Benjamin Franklin quote:

    “It is observable that God has often called men to places of dignity and honor, when they have been busy in the honest employment of their vocation.”

    I’ve often thought about President Trump’s calling. He didn’t need this headache. But I am so happy that he decided to run for President. He totally obliterated his competition. Especially the fat, alcoholic broad in Chappaqua.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      I saw this and had to put my tablet down and walk it off. Will we ever find out all the crap Barry allowed?

  29. minnowredux says:

    sad that the dickheads of the world have now preempted April Fool’s Day.

    Another fine American tradition now gone because the snowflakes and morons of the world feel uncomfortable about humor.

    “How do you think that makes ME feel?”

    /ex wife off

    p.s. I could give a flying fuck about how it makes YOU feel….

  30. minnowredux says:

    I need more cowbell…….

  31. minnowredux says:

    all this talk about “retweets” and I get this metal image of Elmer Fudd and his shotgun running into the brush and squawking about the need for cover!

    “Retweet! Retweet!”

  32. minnowredux says:

    or mental…… too…..

  33. minnowredux says:

    and another thing….. I am good and upset that Octi is now down in the Florida warmth and sunshine enjoying himself all to Hell…. and I am still working away in the gloom.

    Not one bikini to be seen around here.


  34. poteen2 says:

    All the Leaves Are Still Brown
    And the sky is blue 🙂
    By William Lewisrss
    Art • 6 hours, 48 minutes ago • Views: 119

    But it’s a warm spring day for a bit of a walk in our trailer park’s “dump all the weird trash they won’t haul away” lot behind the rental storage sheds.

    “in our trailer park”
    Only Republicans live in trailer parks, right?

  35. minnowredux says:

    William Lewis has been an extremely dickish a-hole his entire life. He fits in so well over at the Swamp.

  36. minnowredux says:

    • minnowredux says:

      and, really. what in the Hell is wrong with Angela Merkel??

      “Migrants and Germans can learn from each other.” ???????

      Yeah, like learning to live with stone age inbreds….. etc. etc.

  37. Pakimon says:

    I’d bet there’s a hilarious story behind that one involving laptops, menu boards and Tennessee state flags. 😆

  38. Pakimon says:

    How long before Chunkles honks about this?!

    PETA says milk is a symbol of white supremacy.


    They may be on to something!

    Just look at Salma Hayek struggling desperately to get a gallon of liquid White Privilege™ 😆

    [Direct embed deleted, but you can see it here. –Briareus]

  39. rightymouse says:

    Swiped from Instapundit…

  40. rightymouse says:

    Gussy…it’s too early to be drinking. Seriously! Keep it up & I’ll have to make a Bloody Mary.