Largest Lizardoid Footprint Ever Found in Australia.

The largest dinosaur footprint found to date was discovered in Australia recently. This previously unknown species has been named Mannulus Cauda Johnsonia for obvious reasons.

More info here.

105 Comments on “Largest Lizardoid Footprint Ever Found in Australia.”

  1. dezes157 says:

    Chuck leaves no footprints, just skid marks of him dragging his fat ass behind him.

  2. Octopus says:

    Some believe the large pannus on this dinosaur evolved into the marsupial pouch of Australia’s unique megafauna. I’m skeptical.

  3. Octopus says:

    Projection, as usual. The “unhinged”-part of Chunky’s diagnosis actually refers to his own front door, which had to be taken off its hinges so firemen could hose his fat ass down.

  4. rightymouse says:

    That is one FAT dinosaur!! Ewwwwwww!!

  5. TreBob says:

    FINALLY! We are justified!! In order to live longer we mens should be staring at boobs. From the article:

    It may seem like an inconvenience or an invasion of privacy to many women, but staring at boobs creates a positive mindset in men.

    The same effect occurs when they look at cute animals.

    So, for we folks of the male persuasion, staring at puppies or staring at sweater puppies has the same positive effect.

    It’s on the internet, so it must be true.

    Yippee!! Next time there’s some cleavage in the room, I’m unabashedly giving myself some major positiveness.

    • Bunk X says:

      Okay, so here’s how it works. Search on Amazon for 44DD, and every time you open up your email you get a treat in the right side bar, and you’re innocent.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Volunteer for Mars, Fatso.

    • TreBob says:

      Charles has been reading too many comic books.

    • Arachne says:

      Really, Fatass? Maybe you should study physics.
      Those Obama CAFE standards would have resulted in thousands of highway deaths once they were implemented. You needed to make cars lighter to meet them. And because the cars were lighter, they would cause greater injury and death in crashes that people now would merely walk away from.

      Because airbags aren’t going to save you from a panel truck.

      Now shut the fuck up.

      • minnowredux says:

        Said like a Boss. Hahahahahahaha. “Shut the fuck up”!

        Are you married?


        • Arachne says:

          Married – oh heck no. I was married once. I’m a great girlfriend. I’m a LOUSY wife.

          • rightymouse says:

            Nah..he was probably a lousy husband. I had one of those, got divorced & met this guy who is smart & talented, an alpha male & a total pain in the arse. We’ve made it work since 1853. Things can happen! 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Marriage isn’t for everybody. Also, ONE marriage isn’t for everybody. People change, or refuse to change, or have to be hit over the head with a shovel and buried in the backyard. I’ve been fortunate to avoid the latter, particularly in the early years.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Yeah. Windmills are so modern. So are electric cars that need to be charged by coal generated electricity.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Al Gore is scared that his cash cow will disappear.

  9. rightymouse says:

    Name one major thing NIH has done/invented to make our health better.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Of course not! It’s your life as a useless bum!

    • dezes157 says:

      7 billion could ask the lazy fucker to get a job or actually earn a living, he would still be a dumpster diving shit stain.

  11. Octopus says:

    Do not dare to question El Jefe! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Seriously. Do you think ANYONE gives a shit what you think? Hey, has Bob answered you on that podcast yet? Considering you seem to be taking advantage of a guy’s death and all. You’d have thought Bob would have wanted you on as a permanent co-host now that his drug-addicted sidekick is gone.

      How far in advance do you need to be booked, anyway? I would think since Bob is an asshole and you two bring no real gray matter to the discourse, it wouldn’t matter. Or…..was your tweet an effort to get Bob to book you. Look Bob! I have a follower that has 19 people following them that wants me on your show! Call me!

  12. Octopus says:

    AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Poor baby!

    Guess that excuses the nightly descent into Sterno-raddled unconsciousness, complicated by whatever other drugs you can get your dirty bum-paws on. Never mind gainful employment, rehabbing whatever fake ailment you’re using to get disability checks, and more daily exercise than you’re getting behind the Safeway.

  13. Octopus says:

    You’ve said some dumbass things on Twitter, boy…well, that’s all. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Get. A. Life! 😆

    Seriously, Fatass. This isn’t working one bit. Try something else.

    • dezes157 says:

      Chuck has tried every opioid known to man, the only thing that will cure him is a bullet burger.

  15. ISTE says:

    I sense *burp* from a drunken *puke…..* episode that there is something fishy *puke yet again…I drank too much beer*

    The number of retweets and likes Johnson gets but with no replies

    My old BRC training says something is not quite correct.

    Some of Johnson’s tweets have a ratio of between 1.5 to 1.9 re-tweets to likes but zero replies.

    I smell a rat …..

  16. minnowredux says:

    Every time I read one of Gus’ tweets, I suffer extreme mental anguish. The stupid – it burns so.

    I am feeling I should be ENTITLED to an opioid prescription of some sort or another.

    And, full disability – you know, earning on disability what I normally earn when not….

    because I really want to quit this work shit and go develop my orchards and vineyards….

    -n’ shit

  17. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      You step in a hornet’s nest if you so much as direct attention to black women and their hair — such a nightmare! From the awful, toxic straightening products, to the wigs, to the culturally-appropriated (from poor Indian women) thousands of miles of hair extensions. It’s all too much craziness for a white man to even attempt to critique or understand.

      On the other hand, a older white man with male pattern baldness like O’Reilly does have some experience with hair angst. Talk about that in your next apology, Bill. And change the oil in your hair, you oleaginous smarm-meister.

      • Pakimon says:

        Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces oleaginous as ” o-lee-a-gy-noos”.

        It’s part of that whole creative pronunciation milyo and lust for white sausage. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t care for O’Reilly at all, but this comment made me laugh. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Something about him really annoys me. Smug condescension, perhaps. The stories of what an a-hole he is behind the scenes, too. Even though I agree with most of what he says, I have a hard time watching him — but I do enjoy the “Killing” series of books.

  18. Octopus says:

    Besides, we can all power our fancy techno-lives with sparkling clean, FREE energy from the sun and wind! 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    Ah, the wonderful things you read when you wallow in the Huffpo and other libturd excrescences. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Try to miss the neighbor’s driveway this time, Gus. He hates having to step over it on his way to work.

  21. Octopus says:

    Two guys who can sing and play their instruments live. Refreshing. Nice harmonies.

    Blunt’s career was made and nearly ended by the massive success of “You’re Beautiful,” which was played to death and beyond by every pop radio station in the world. People got mortally sick of his voice. Perhaps enough time has passed where he can be permitted another hit single. 🙂

  22. rightymouse says:

    That’s hilarious coming from Olberdouche! 😆
    He needs serious meds for his delusions.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, let’s see….I seriously doubt either of you could. In fact, your blog became a comment desert when YOU went batshit crazy, and Olberdork’s been fired from every network there is because he is as well.

      • rightymouse says:

        They’re mutually pimping each other and going nowhere. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Couple of real boobs, they are.

          They should get matching tattoos. But what would they choose to commemorate their mutual attraction? A lizard chopping its own tail off?

          • minnowredux says:

            Somewhere, I have a photo of me next to my (ex) wife when she was about eight months pregnant with our first boy. I was hunched over sticking my pot belly (at the time) out with my shirt pulled up. She was also revealing her belly.

            Mine was bigger…..

            I found that several years ago and have since misplaced it I am sure.

          • Octopus says:

            I put on “sympathy weight” with both of our kids, back in the day. Was hard trying to lose that fluff, too.

        • Bunk X says:

          Those guys are the breast.

    • dudebro says:

      Two wackjobs that can’t, question someone else. More winning!

  23. Octopus says:

    When we allow the Stoopeds to handle things, this is the kind of boondoggle that happens. This is really no different than the giant bird-choppers spinning aimlessly, or the fields of solar panels generating a pittance of what we need. Fantasies for fuckheads. And they cost more than paving the streets with gold.

  24. Bunk X says:

  25. rightymouse says:

    Pence is Catholic. You’re not.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Which ones? Name ’em.

    • rightymouse says:

      There is some fuss that Thomas Jefferson sired a child by Sally Hemings. It’s never been proven. But even if there had been relations with her, his wife had been dead for a long time. Give it up, Gussy. The founding Fathers were honorable men, unlike you.

      “Jefferson–Hemings controversy
      Main article: Jefferson–Hemings controversy
      Claims that Jefferson fathered Sally Hemings’ children have been debated since 1802. That year James T. Callender, after being denied a position as postmaster, alleged Jefferson had taken Hemings as a concubine and fathered several children with her.[325] In 1998, a panel of researchers conducted a Y-DNA study of living descendants of Jefferson’s uncle, Field, and of a descendant of Hemings’ son, Eston Hemings. The results, published in the journal Nature, showed a match with the male Jefferson line.[326] According to the Thomas Jefferson Foundation, since the results of the DNA tests were made public, most historians believe Jefferson had a relationship with Hemings.[327] In 2000, the Thomas Jefferson Foundation (TJF) assembled a team of historians whose report concluded that “the DNA study … indicates a high probability that Thomas Jefferson fathered Eston Hemings.”[328][o] Other scholars maintain the evidence is insufficient to prove Jefferson’s paternity conclusively. They note the possibility that additional Jefferson males, including his brother Randolph Jefferson and Randolph’s five sons, could have fathered Eston Hemings or Sally Hemings’ other children.[330] After Thomas Jefferson’s death, although not formally manumitted, Sally Hemings was allowed by Jefferson’s daughter Martha to live in Charlottesville as a free woman until her death in 1835.[331][p]”

      • rightymouse says:

        Oh, and if you are living off the largesse of America in the form of any subsidy, I salute you with my middle finger. Eff you, Gussy. You should be ashamed of yourself!!

    • Bunk X says:

  27. Octopus says:

    Still no invite to participate. That’s gotta sting. 😦

    • Bunk X says:

      Ten year old joke for ten year olds. Dare you to post a vid of yourself using one, Charles.

    • Pakimon says:

      Cesca didn’t much care for The Rotund Jazzy Ponytail’s idea of replacing what’s-his-name with Chunkles and rebranding the podcast as “The Charles and Bob Show Starring Charles Johnson and featuring Bob Cesca”. 😆

  28. rightymouse says:

    OMG. Fatso has found his ethos in communism.

    • Octopus says:

      When you’ve surrounded yourself for 8 years with nothing but Left-y voices, the ethos of communism is instilled in your being.

    • dezes157 says:

      So the lazy fat useless white trash has finally come out with his white privilege, its ethos.
      Chuck has a right to be useless and compensated for it.

    • minnowredux says:

      typical of Charles. This nonsense is the best he has.

      And sneered with such disdain as though he actually knew anything about Communism other than what he was able to learn in about a minute and a half using Google.

      A real expert, as usual.

    • Bunk X says:

    • Pakimon says:

      Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces ethos as “et-hose” 😆

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        Or possibly Eat Those. He’s thinking communism gets you free Cheetos maybe? At any rate he trots out words like that to try and sound intellectual and to mask his average IQ and lack of education. I had to admit I had to look up ethos because it’s certainly not a word or concept I use everyday. According to Wikipedia it’s a Greek word meaning “character”. Yes character LOL!

  29. Octopus says:

    Remember when ol’ Chunky used to pontificate on all matters symbolic and graphical in nature? Did he ever weigh in on Shrillary’s disaster of a campaign symbol? I bet he just adored it.

    Ace’s exegesis of this ridiculous flop is too precious:

    I had some good guffaws, anyway.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I thought it looked like one of those hospital signs. Like join the Hilldebeast and help get her to the hospital for chrissakes!

  30. minnowredux says:

    Right now, Charles is busy patting himself on the back about how smart and cool he thinks everyone thinks he is for laying out such heavy shit about ethos and Communism and shit.

    And, in reality, there may be some confused twenty something, somewhere who has absolutely nothing going for themselves except sloth and laziness who applauds this tweet of Charles.

    A real show stopper Charles. TWO WHOLE RETWEETS!!!

    Wow! A trendsetter to be sure!!!