Did Charles Johnson Help Save a Marriage?

The answer is NO.

Charles Johnson never saved anything, including his credibility, self-respect and his own blog. Almost six years ago he beclowned himself in defense of Rep. Anthony Weiner, and we all know how that turned out.

Recent reports suggest that Weiner‘s proxy wife Huma Abedinis working hard” to get them back together, now that the political heat is off. I suspect that her husband of convenience is doing the *ahem* same.

Meanwhile, Charles’ original Tweet is still functioning, unlike his neocortex.

Yeah, that classic deserves many more retweets than it’s received. Now about that dated avatar, Charles…

[h/t Chen Zhen for preserving the twitterlinky and stuff.]

42 Comments on “Did Charles Johnson Help Save a Marriage?”

  1. minnowredux says:

    in YOUR dreams Certitude Man.

    Maybe you as you exit the Safeway Meat Department with a salami shoved down your pants.

    PEW PEW! (just wanted to remind you of the “killer” chirruns who pointed their fingers at you and took a few shots lo’ these many years since.


    Charles, YOU are the big dick. You DON’T HAVE a big dick.


    • Octopus says:

      In semi-related news, I understand Huma is now dating Haven Monahan. Her fake marriage to Weiner is on hold pending Shrillary’s coming decision on whether to run for mayor of NYC or give the White House one more ungainly shot. It is unclear whether a continuation of the fake marriage would help or hurt either political venture, but the Clinton Foundation is funding consumer research to find out.

  2. Bunk X says:

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    • Octopus says:

      Pity, schmitty. He’s a fine fat figure of fun. 😆


      Billions are going to die, right, Chunky? OHHH NOOOOOOOEEEESSSSS!!

      Either that or they’ll go to the beach that’s two feet closer now.

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      • Pakimon says:

        The Orange Hitler™ weapon of choice.

        Guaranteed to blast the “jazz” out of the jazziest of ponytails! 😆

        • Bunk X says:

          C’mon, let’s not disparage an entire John Raw of music because of one orange jumpsuit. Take away jazz, you take away Dixieland, Big Band, R&B, Blues, Rock and Roll, Funk, and Ken Nordine.

      • minnowredux says:

        beautiful water and such nice fluffy clouds….. dang…..

        • rightymouse says:

          She has a scary looking mole. 😯

          • TreBob says:

            Now, now Righty. That isn’t a mole, it’s a small cute birthmark, almost heart-shaped on the upper portion of her left bum cheek, which I have inspected thoroughly, for a long, long, long time. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            I stared at it too, but for different reasons. Dang thing looks scary! And if she was blonde, I’d suggest a trip to the dermatologist!

          • Bunk X says:

            I think that mole is driftwood.

          • minnowredux says:

            I am not sure if you all understand, but I am a part time dermatologist. Please let me know if she would like my phone number…….

            you know….. to help her with her mole…..

  4. rightymouse says:

    Uhoh! Gussy’s obsessive tweeting habit is being messed with!!!

  5. rightymouse says:

    A lot of ‘hate crimes’ ARE fake, fatso, or haven’t you been paying attention??

  6. rightymouse says:

    Not sure why anyone gives a crap.

    • Arachne says:

      Because Alfred, the guy who REALLY is going to write it, wanted to pretend he’s Paul Gaugain. I have to laugh. This whole “boys retreat” idea is funny as hell.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Meanwhile in La-La Land, Anthony Weiner is still a pervert with a sex addiction & Fatso needs to update his avatar.

  8. dezes157 says:

    Funny, he sounds just like blubber but Johnson.

  9. Bunk X says: