From the Lions, Tigers & Bears Department:

The Trump Administration Is Full Of Vampires,  Zombies, Evil Scientists, Nazis & Assholes

Propublica? Yeah, sure. No reporting bias there.

If that is true, it means that Gusano and Johnson missed the filing deadlines to apply for the positions of Ingeniero Sanitario de la Embajada de Argentina and Internet Fair Practices Enforcement Monitor and Nazi Detector Czar in a timely manner.

OMG! DEATH PANELS! Not all of Johnson’s TwitterRats buy into his hysterical bloviating bullcrap:

Charles, how many times can you pants yourself on the internet before you realize that you’re the joke of the butt?

87 Comments on “OH THE HORROR!”

  1. Minnow-redux says:

    Charles the dimwit, parading about for the entire world to see!

  2. Octopus says:

    Life is just a skateboard ride, for Dear Fatass…

  3. Octopus says:

    With all the raging wingnuttery directed at or about Chunky on Twitter, you’d think he’d be the toast of the internet town, instead of begging for pennies from broke moonbats. 😆

    • TreBob says:

      I followed Charles’ advice and looked at his mentions for “birther” tweets. I saw three. That’s right 3!!

      Poor Charles. He is so persecuted.

  4. Octopus says:

    It occurs to me that the hero of “Legion” has developed into a force Chunky is likely to obsess over, as the character has powers allowing him to alter reality to suit his own purposes, possess beautiful women, destroy his enemies and bestow favors upon friends, all without leaving his room. Fatass finally has a true Marvel hero to model his own fantasies on!

    It isn’t the first time he’s seen his inner-despot portrayed on screen, though:

  5. Octopus says:

    Spicer is Goebbels, see!

    Yes, they’ve gone right ’round the bend. Where will it end? I suppose the Left is still developing those fantasies. A D-Day invasion of SJW’s, storming the beaches of Washington?
    I mean, the Russians are currently on Hitler’s side, but they will soon turn on him and bring down holy raping hell on his Fourth Reich. Stay tuned!

  6. dudebro says:

    Trump = Nazi. My, how original!
    PS Was Kragar in the fetal position on election nite?

  7. Pakimon says:

    More panhandling from The Chunkster.

    RT @Green_Footballs: Support independent journalism by donating to Little Green Footballs! PayPal: paypal.me/LittleGreenFoo… GoFundMe: https:…

    7 hours ago

    I thought it was TOS violation to solicit money on Twitter.

    Why does this fat pontytailed fraud get a pass?

    I’m with TreBob. My project this weekend is to start a Twitter account so I hammer the corpulent ponytailed numbskull every time he violates the Twitter TOS.

    I suspect that he’s only gotten a pass so far because he’s such a non-entity, he hasn’t been worth the bother.

    Twitter might not suspend his account but his repeated solicitations for money will likely get his cherished blue check mark pulled and as noted on the other thread, hilarity will ensue. 😆

  8. Minnow-redux says:

    Jobs are up. Manufacturing is up. Debt is down. Construction is up, and stocks are doing very well.

    And Nancy Pelosi has the unmitigated gall to get on TV and claim that Trump hasn’t done ANYTHING in his first 47 days whereas Obama had already signed a jobs bill “that saved or created 4-million jobs”. My ass Pelosi, you lying sack of shit. Obama didn’t create 4-million jobs in his entire 8-year stint. (and I don’t care what the “artists” in his Admin did that would present data saying otherwise.)

    And all Charles is capable of in light of all of the facts is “Nazi”.

    These people are pathetic.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      LOL. What “bill” did Obama sign that created 4 million jobs? I own a business and I don’t know of anything that’s magically changed out there.

      • Bunk X says:

        It’s the Metric System. Move the decimal point and no one notices.

        • Octopus says:

          The idea that Obama created 4M jobs is sheer fantasy. He probably cost the country that many in his first year. His bullshit was shovel-ready, alright.

  9. Minnow-redux says:

    Come on Libs…. let’s here some more about why Trump is a facist and why we are all going to Hell.

    Maybe that fat miserable loudmouth Rosie O’Donnell has something new to report?

    Come on Chuck – lay some of that all-knowing wisdom on us Bra’….. surely there MUST be something negative you can say.


    Charles, you asshole.

  10. Minnow-redux says:

    and, meanwhile, the psychotic inbred refugees in Germany are busy attacking 80-year olds with machetes. Such brave warriors (spelled c-o-w-a-r-d-s).

    Come on Charles, you fucked up piece of shit…. go ahead and make some comment on how it is the alt-right facists that are the problem, not the poor widdle refugee “youth”.

    Hey Charles, it must really suck to be you today…. as usual.

  11. Minnow-redux says:

    “Absolutely horrifying….”

    Drama Queen much Charles?

  12. Octopus says:


  13. Octopus says:

    I hate the rating system. I see no reason for it.

    • TreBob says:

      Agree. We really don’t have much need for it on this site. We am all (for the most part) buddies.

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve seen it ruin other forums. Downding the ratings! 😆

        • ISpeakJive says:

          Yeah, I think I agree. What if I don’t upding somebody? I’ll feel bad if they feel bad. Too much ding stress.

          This place. Somebody says something funny, and nobody even reacts. But everybody knows it’s hilarious. Maybe better to leave it a mystery.

          Christ, I posted a picture of myself once and nobody said a word. Nothing. Okey-dokey. Tough room. LOL. Or maybe you were trying to tell me something. See, now I’m paranoid.

          Kill the dingers!

          • Bunk X says:

            Point. The only reason it showed up was that someone wished for it. It can be disappeared.

          • Octopus says:

            Jive — I know what you mean exactly. You never know what people will respond to around here, and that’s part of the fun. You can spend an hour crafting some polished snark that gets ignored completely, or at least not commented on, and then toss off a silly remark that gets a bunch of lol’s and somebody tweets it to the masses. This removes any pressure, imho. And I’m here to let off steam, mostly. Not get graded. They said there wouldn’t be any math, dammit.

  14. windbag says:

    CNBC reports that almost 48,000,000 twitter accounts are bots. How many belong to Fatty McCheetos?


    • Octopus says:

      If it wasn’t for Chinese bots, Chunky’s numbers would be even more pathetic than they are. 😦

  15. Octopus says:

    Just watched a rerun of Michigan’s big win over Purdue this afternoon. This team has some grit, and actually plays d. Could be a threat in the big dance. Or, they could go cold and get smoked early, as I’ve seen them lose ugly several times this year. I’m sure glad they all survived the plane crash, anyway.

  16. Octopus says:

    Oh, it’s just Bob now? Not…Bob and Chucky? Damn. Thought you were gonna be in like Flynn, Fatass. 😦

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Hahahahahahahahaha…. Charles ONLY WISHES he had a chest that looked as good!

      Nice moobs Chuckie….

  17. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    This will be the last Hawks vs Wings game at the Joe. Unless Stanley Cup Finals.
    Hope the new digs have the lively end boards to go with all the new luxury suites and Flint, MI microbrews.
    /Nice arena you’ve got there, shame if something happened to it.

    • Octopus says:

      Hi Abu — I’ve had to stop watching this season, as it’s just too painful. The rational thing right now is to root for the Wings to lose, to get better draft position, and I just can’t make the transition. Of course they had to go and win tonight. Curses! 😆

      Good luck to your guys in the playoffs. Maybe we’ll see you there in a year or three.

  18. Octopus says:

    Oh, heavens to Betsy. So horrifying. An editor, you say? Very scary. I’m shitting myself, as we speak. A barrier has broken.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Is this the correct Twitter account? She has 32 followers. Boy, Chunky, that’s a real scoop!

      • Octopus says:

        Run them over, indeed. If you let an angry mob stop you, you’re risking your own life. I draw the line at backing up over them, once they’re down — you should just proceed on your way, and report the “accident” to the state police from safely down the road.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        But, of course, it is okay to listen to Madonna shriek about blowing up the Whitehouse – right Chuckie?

  19. Bunk X says:

    Charles Johnson supports racism.

  20. Octopus says:

    Another gem from the Great Man: https://townhall.com/columnists/victordavishanson/2017/03/09/dont-sweat-the-big-stuff-n2295880

    Reminds us of how incredibly lucky we are to have missed the Meteor Of Death that was Shrillary’s presidency.

  21. Octopus says:

    “Had” them? Surely you played on them, or traded comics with someone who did.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They were 8-tracks. Nothing to play them in since he sold off the Chevette in ’89.

      • Octopus says:

        I still have a box of 8-tracks somewhere.

        I can still hear where the pause happened on the thing, when I listen to songs from Bowie’s “Ziggy Stardust.”

        • Bunk X says:

          *Click-Chunk* in the middle of “Roundabout” always irritated me.

          • Octopus says:

            That was a real prob with that technology, eh? 😆

            Not to mention, five minutes later they came out with cassettes that you could record on, and no odd pauses during key tracks. Took some of us years to switch over, too. We were less prone to buying the newest greatest thing, in those caveman years.

          • Bunk X says:

            I still have a Pioneer CD player that can reorganize the song tracks for recording on cassettes, and you choose the mix to fit 30, 45, 60 and 90 minute tapes. It figures out the A side and the B side. Very cool technology, but who uses cassettes anymore?

          • Octopus says:

            I have a big plastic garbage bag full of cassettes downstairs. Some pre-recorded, most I recorded myself. Some date back to high school and college. I should go through them and see if there are any treasures to turn into mp3’s.

          • Bunk X says:

            Those things oxidize and cross-pollinate magnetic data over time. Keep a bottle of isopropyl and some Q-tips handy and clean off the heads and the drive wheels frequently, otherwise you’ll end up with digital mud.

    • Bunk X says:

      The original Todd.

  22. Octopus says:

    Help me, Jesus.

    • rightymouse says:

      Saw this post of yours before I left for the grocery store. I HOWLED! Hubby wanted to know why I was laughing and told him. He mumbled something about idiot leftweenies and went to let the dog back in the house. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        😆 I howled too, but quietly, as everyone was still sleeping. This is what I mean by “impossible to satirize.” You think to yourself, “this can’t be real, it’s too crazy,” and then you see people uptwinkling and agreeing that trans-pets are abused by gender-fascism, and then I start wondering if I should let George be Georgette, Georgia or Georgeann. Or maybe he’s not even from around here, and his name should be pronounced “Hor-hay.” He doesn’t have papers, after all. Maybe I should just take him out to the woods and set him free, to run with the wild ones.

    • Bunk X says:

      Check out Salvia Divinorum, Gus. It can make you believe that you’re the coffee table.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s some weird shiz, right there. I would have tried it for sure, back in my experimentin’ days. I tried everything out there except heroin, and now the whole country’s doing legal and illegal opiates, and I’ve got a big bottle of Advil for the aches and pains of middle age.

        We had powerful hallucinogenics, though, in the 70’s. One time we were tripping in the woods Up North, and my friends said I sat and stared at a big oak tree for about three hours, until they pried me away. I was talking to that tree. The tree was telling me things. Some things good, some things not so good. That tree didn’t have a filter. He’d say any damn thing.

        • Bunk X says:

          I saw too many people who got messed up on stuff. The hardest thing I ever took was a mandie… once. Mostly I was a handler for the druggies. I knew where to get stuff cheap and then I’d resell it for a small profit.

  23. Octopus says:

    That gassy gal lives here.

  24. Octopus says:

    This tense exchange from Gusano’s timeline needed an illustration…

    • Octopus says:

      He’s funny, but at the same time, this is almost too realistic a depiction of the SJW mindset. It’s hard to satirize something that’s already over the top, kettle of madness-type thinking. Also, I’m offended that he thinks I would laugh at such offensive behavior. 😆

  25. Bunk X says:

    Infinite Jukebox is amazing. Choose a song you like that seems to end way too soon, and it messes with it indefinitely. It doesn’t just loop the recording, it finds relative tones and patterns so you can play the song until you can’t stand it anymore. So I gave it a test run, plugged in another short hit: The Letter by The Boxtops, and got this unending version. I’m impressed [via].

    • Octopus says:

      This is going to be fun. I have so many prospects. 🙂

      • Bunk X says:

        i plugged in “Stay” by Maurice Williams & The Zodiacs, the shortest hit to make #1 on the charts (1 minute 30 seconds). I ran it for about 10 minutes before the missus came in and smacked me.

        • Octopus says:

          I saved that link for later, when I need to drive somebody completely insane with my endless remix of “Rock The Casbah.” 😆

          • Bunk X says:

            Cool troll move.
            Sheena Is A Punk Rocker works.
            Apparently the site doesn’t allow uploading anymore, possibly due to copyright violations.
            I showed it to Bunkessa and the Missus. The Missus dared me to run Don MacLean’s “American Pie.” The vote was two to one: NOOOOO.

  26. Bunk X says: