Johnson Tweets And Nobody Gives A Chuck.

charles-johnsons-turbanAside from the ventilator, Charles’ portrait wasn’t photoshopped; it was merely sharpened one degree with common image enhancement shareware. Yeah, he’s off-center just like always, but the big question is: Why is Charles Johnson fascinated by this image of President Trump and why is he using it for TwitterSpam?

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Q: Do The TwitterSpam Police know about this TOS violation?
A: Probably, because they endorse and encourage it (unless your name is Milo).

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211 Comments on “Johnson Tweets And Nobody Gives A Chuck.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Suddenly, as if by magic, the political appointee James Comey is a paragon of authority and integrity! The same Comey who conspired to hand the election to Trump by releasing a letter about the email scandal too close to Election Day. Such a tangled web of intrigue, eh? No wonder Fatass needs a ventilator to keep his fat head from exploding! 😆

    Because of Chunky’s impeccable record of being wrong about EVERY issue since 2009, we know that Trump will be fully vindicated and abundant proof will emerge about the wiretapping employed illegally by Obama’s appointees before and after the election. It’s guaranfuckingteed.

  2. Octopus says:

    As we’ve discussed many times previously, Chunky’s only mode of attack involves the psychological coping mechanism known as projection. In his case, it has developed into full-blown paranoia complicated by diabetes and fat globules leaking across the blood-brain barrier and interfering with synaptic communication, but the basic idea is the same.

    Turns out, his problematic approach is now rampant among the unhinged Left. Another fine article from Kurt details the issue: https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/03/06/you-can-tell-what-leftists-are-doing-by-what-they-accuse-conservatives-of-doing-n2294209

    Hey, Chunky — you should tweet at Schlicter all day, and see if he’ll finally give you the time of day. It could really help your numbers. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    Looks like Babs has been afflicted with Chunkles Syndrome

    Pancakes indicate she’s still in Stage One.

    The inevitable switch to Cheetos and avocado sandwiches will indicate Stage Two.

    Gorging on “artisanal” cheese will indicate Stage Three.

    It’s all downhill after that… 😆

    • Octopus says:

      “Ride the decline.” Yes, we’ve seen this movie before. Put on your seatbelt, Babs — it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

      • Octopus says:

        This quaint little bungalow/compound is the tiny carbon hoof-print of Ms. Streisand. Hardly uses any energy or water at all! Perfectly environmentally sound. And no trespassing on Her Beach!

        • Arachne says:

          I remember during our spare the air and energy crises her telling people to use clotheslines and turn off the air conditioning. Someone provided proof she was running her air conditioners (3 of them) at full blast and no sign of a clothesline. No sign of solar panels either.

          You’re FAT Babs. Fat and effing UGLY. Live with it. Typical liberal – it’s Trump’s fault. Well, Tubby, YOU’RE the one watching him.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          She’s starting to look like Jocelyn Wildenstein.

  4. Octopus says:

    http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/266016/obamas-wiretaps-matthew-vadum

    Yes, there were wiretaps. Trump is 100% right about it.

    The Streak Is Intact! 😆

  5. Minnow-redux says:

    I remember Mika Brzezinkski…. the coy idiot who thought she was smarter than her viewers…. remember her back in 2017 when she began crying as she accused the Trump Administration of some ghastly deeds related to Obama’s illegal wire tapping of Trump’s phones… as if it were Trump’s problem. Once again, reading her marching orders on what to do and say without a care as to the actual facts of the case.

    Well, I guess that is why SHE disappeared so quickly. What an embarrassment to MSNBC. She and Me-again Kelly are probably tweeting with Babs Streisand about how much weight they have put on and whose fault THAT is….

    (and, this cannot happen too soon in my opinion. She should be fired summarily….. today!)

  6. kbdabear says:

    Another brilliant essay by Ace;

    How to Survive in the Age of Rage

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/368725.php

  7. kbdabear says:

    • Minnow-redux says:

      that was a great article!

      • Octopus says:

        Ace posted two great articles today. Must be eating his Wheaties. 🙂

        How many articles did Chunky write today, not including nonsensical, hysterical tweets? Oh, I see. None, ever. One blog is killing it, and the other is dead as a doornail. Not a mystery.

        • rightymouse says:

          Wasn’t Ace anti-Trump leading up to the election or am I thinking of someone else?

          • Octopus says:

            He was anti-Trump for awhile, but over it by the time the election rolled around. He was joyous when Orange Hitler defeated Shrillary, as were we.

          • Pakimon says:

            “Orange Hitler” … I am so stealing that. 😆

            I got really irritated with Ace for awhile because of his rabid anti-Trumpism.

            I think he was so anti-Trump because he thought there was no chance in hell that he would be able to beat the Hildabeast.

            In hindsight, I can understand his angst.

            The thought of eight years of this:

            would make me mind numbingly peevish as well. 😀

  8. rightymouse says:

    Isn’t spamming on Twitter a no-no? Fatso is a HUGE spammer. And I mean YUUGE!!

    • Bunk X says:

      So is what’s called “aggressive following,” an undefined blanket term that justifies a stay at #TwitterGulag followed by account suspension. Don’t ask how I know. 😀

  9. rightymouse says:

    You know the news reports that Trump yelled at Bannon and Priebus and he wouldn’t let them go with him to Florida? Forget it. New story now. 🙄

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4287668/Trump-s-Oval-Office-eruption-aimed-lawyer-McGahn.html

  10. Octopus says:

    Suddenly Fatass isn’t bleating about the wiretaps being a symptom of Trump’s insanity. Hmm…what happened? Did someone show him the plain evidence? 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Heh. What’s trending on MediaMatters or Daily Beast? That’s where he’ll get his next inspiration.

  11. ISTE says:

    Happy birthday to me!!!!!

    One year closer to death…..

  12. Briarius says:

    Since Daedalus went MIA, anybody else here want to contribute to posts? Lemme know and I’ll give you the secret handshake and the number to the combination lock.

  13. dezes157 says:

    Charles Johnson of Little Green footballs harassment of Gateway Pundit has gone on long enough, I am sick and tired of that fat lazy f**k.
    Twitter refuses to do a damn thing about @Green_Footballs stalking and abuse and harassment.
    Chucks latest smear is to accuse Jim Hoft of plagiarism, Kinda funny from a cut and paste welfare whore that has never posted a damned thing even close to original, But Chuck has never been known for a single original thought.
    He calls Jim the dumbest man on the net repeatedly and by Twitters rules he is in violation of the terms of service by repeatedly tweeting to Jim.
    I wont ask you to report @Green_Footballs continued abuse to @Jack or @Support .
    I wont ask you not to either.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles’ only claim to fame was based upon the plagiarism of Jeremy Chrysler’s infamous “throbbing memo.” I’d never heard of LGF until Rush mentioned it during Rathergate.

      • Octopus says:

        A dodgy claim to fame, indeed.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        Wait – wut??

        I thought Charlie’s most mega claim to fame was that he knows everything about everything, yet only has a GED to show for it!

        Oh – and that he is fat and ugly to the bone.

        And old.

        And fat.

        • Octopus says:

          And a soulless noodler on guitar. And…really fat.

          • Minnow-redux says:

            yeah and I heard he is so fat that he hasn’t seen his own weenie in like 17 years. Does anyone know if that ugly rumor is true?

            Charles so fat, he went to a restaurant last week and got the group rate…..

          • Minnow-redux says:

            I am not sure there is any truth to it, but Charles so fat that he went to the beach a few weeks back and Green Peace showed up and tried pushing him back in the water…..

          • Bunk X says:

            When Charles walks into a room everyone’s ears pop from the barometric pressure.

          • Octopus says:

            When Chunky sits around the house every day, he sits around the house.

          • Pakimon says:

            Charles is so fat he has moons orbiting around him.

          • Bunk X says:

            When Charles drops his pants NASA declares that a new sub-planet has been discovered.

        • Minnow-redux says:

          Charles so fat they found Carmen San Diego between his second and third chins…..

      • rightymouse says:

        I found lgf because of Rathergate. And then there was the night of long knives. Crazy times!

        • Bunk X says:

          I was lurking back when he was still doing “The Registration Door is Now Open” and “The Registration Door is Now Closed” garbage. I came in during the great purge and didn’t last a week.

          • Octopus says:

            Ah, you guys were late to the party. I ran into his blog in late 2001, a time when I was spending many nights combing the internet until all hours keeping tabs on the Islamist enemy. Boy, he sure was different then. Seemed sane. It’s interesting to note, he hadn’t yet met the people he later claimed “misled” him, people like Geller, Spencer, Pipes, etc. It’s almost as if he misled himself. Odd, that.

          • Pakimon says:

            Funny how he leaves the Registration Door wide open 24/7 nowadays.

            Hmmm… I wonder what happened? 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Octo….
            We called you Stinky Inky back then.

          • Octopus says:

            I called you “hive-mind.” 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Sheesh, the rewriting of history on “Homeland” is getting tough to take. The Shrillary-clone president is just as bad as the real would-be hag.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Dar Adal is the real asshole. He set up Carrie’s client to be the bomber to get her in trouble. He had her kid taken away. He’s even trying to destroy Quinn’s opinion of Carrie.

      The Prez-elect is a complete bitch as well. Carrie is well and truly screwed. Until next week, anyway!

      I can’t stop watching.

      • Octopus says:

        I know…just can’t cut this cord. The good parts of the show are really good, just as the clanking notes of the lefty-agenda are really bad. Dar’s emergence as a real villain has been interesting. He’s really working overtime.

  15. Minnow-redux says:

    So – where is Korea going to attack? Alaska? Hawaii? Where? Washington State?

    Are they even capable of this? Does anyone really know?

  16. Octopus says:

    Some jolly good fun had in this twitter thread. Gee, I love that the Unicorn Messiah is no longer Preezy, and might be facing charges soon as well. Makes me feel great. 🙂

    ?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

  17. Octopus says:

    You mean, like, “We have to pass the law to see what’s in it?” Because that was a hoot. Worked out nearly as well as the rest of the Empty Suit’s other adventures in bad governing.

  18. Octopus says:

    To dope-addled Gus, a health savings plan is as outlandish as planting pennies in the ground, hoping they’ll grow up into nice money trees. So confusing, all these terms. Take another slug of Sterno and go to bed, Smelly.

  19. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      The Left replies: “Eat us last.”

      Cannibals, now. But it’s muy racist to want to vet the “refugees,” a percentage of whom are dedicated ISIS terrorists. Cannibals. O-kay!

  20. Bunk X says:

    Serious shit’s going down and Wikileaks hasn’t been proven wrong yet.

    • Octopus says:

      This is going to be something juicy. Sure hope Chunky’s ventilator cap is spinning freely, to avoid a ‘splody-dope mess!

  21. Octopus says:

    Remember low-rise jeans? Whatever happened to that awesome fashion trend?

    • Pakimon says:

      It’ll be back just like every other fashion trend.

      Right now we’re apparently rehashing the 60’s what with all the peace sign shirts and whatnot floating around in the fashion world.

      Just waiting for the sooper short miniskirts and knitted yarn bikinis to make their reappearance. 😀

  22. Octopus says:

    Shit just got real (again) behind the Safeway.

  23. Pakimon says:

    The bloated ponytailed turd is off and running!

    What informative Twitter tidbits will he present today?

    Lets find out.

    I see he’s started with his patented “flailing of chubby arms like a fat kid being swarmed by angry bees and screaming “LIES! It’s all LIES!!!” routine. 😆

    I’m sure those released Gitmo detainees are busy baking cookies and singing Kumbaya.

    What a self-deluded ponytailed sack of shit.

  24. Pakimon says:

    And when a fat ponytailed sniveling dickhead tells you it’s time to worry, you know it’s time to laugh at, mock and ridicule him without mercy. 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/03/arian-foster-nfl-wolves-wolf-fight-twitter

    Dude thinks he could whip a wolf in unarmed combat, using his MMA skilz. I give him props for starting a conversation, but I don’t think he understands how quick and powerful a wolf is. Wolf ain’t gon’ let him grab its neck, for one thing. Wolf bite force is far greater than any pitbull’s, too.

    “A wolf’s normal bite force is around 400 pounds. If it is protecting itself, a large wolf can bite down with over 1,200 pounds of pressure. Large cats are very strong. A Jaguar can reach 700 pounds of pressure, and Siberian Tiger 950.”

    Snappin’ your leg bones, dawg. 😆

  26. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is sounding the alarm! Again. 😆

    Keep flailing those chubby arms!! 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Related: Zappa got the giggles during “The Closer You Are / Johnny Darling.” Hear the whole thing or jump to 02:30.

  27. Pakimon says:

    And Chunkles’ inane and ridiculous tweets as well as his pathetic pleas for cash will forever be his legacy.

    A legacy of failure, peevishness, self-beclownment and massive stinging butthurt. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      As per usual, it’s all projection. He knows something is very wrong, very insane, but like all true lunatics he can’t see that it’s his own messed-up mind.

      Another cliche he personifies is the one that defines insanity as the repetition of specific behaviors, hoping for a different outcome. Hence, his daily begging that leads to nothing, and his pathetic twitterwar that leads to no support.

      I knew my Psychology Degree would come in handy someday. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      How did they “enable” it, Shitbag? Unlike your buddies the Democrats, the GOP didn’t rig an election to favor one candidate over another. He survived a field of 18 to win the nomination – FAIR and SQUARE.

      I see the Chucky 3-Chin limbo bar of hyperbole has joined the limbo bar of stupidity and sits on the ground.

  28. rightymouse says:

    Just because I can..

    [video src="https://zippy.gfycat.com/PhonyTediousIrishterrier.webm" /]

  29. Pakimon says:

    They’re coming for you anyway, dumbass. They can track you via Android as well.

    Worse yet, they aren’t going to kill you, they’re going to make you get a job and take away your welfare checks.

    They’re monsters… MONSTERS!!! 😆 😆

    • OLT's Hoping You Do says:

      Obama said essentially the same thing, “Karoli”, you old Twitter-Gulag’r you.

      Were you butthurt about that then?

      Have you always been butthurt?

      Show me on this doll where the bad Conservative touched you.

      /you and your buddy Stalker Charles are real pieces of work

      • Pakimon says:

        “Show me on this doll where the bad Conservative touched you.”

        I’m going to so steal that as well as Octo’s “Orange Hitler”. 😆 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        LOL. Too easy.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, Cupcake, it was the Democrats and their senior citizen DEATH PANELS that was ready to kill us all with single payer. Believe me, they were not going to save a single soul that was drawing Social Security.

      • rightymouse says:

        Exactly! Death panels were a big part of Obamacare in order to help the enviros and abortionists/Margaret Sanger lovers and their population reduction craziness.

        • Bunk X says:

          Margaret Sanger was about forced sterilization, but was anti-abortion. When she died in 1966, Planned Parenthood began promoting abortion as an acceptable form of birth control.

  30. Pakimon says:

    Alright., which one of y’all jammed a stick in Chunkles’ ventilator hat to keep it from spinnin’ and ventilatin’ his atrophied little brain? 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      The U.S. media is “Kremlin controlled” according to Chunkles and this “cgerrish” moonbat.

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

      Note that Chunkles only posted the link instead of actually retweeting it. That way, the fat ponytailed fraud has wriggle room when the drision and mockery and ridicule come pouring in.

      From the header of the cgerrish Twitter page:

      “writer, gardener, unemployed philosopher and blogger”

      I’d bet that’s a fraud account created by Chunkles so he has somewhere to go if/when Twitter drops the hammer on him for his non-stop spamming, stalking and harrassment. 😆

  31. rightymouse says:

    You have it so wrong now, Charles. And there was a time, many years ago, when you had it right. And you were on top of the world then. You were in major papers across the country. You are barely a blip on the media radar now. Ignorant asshole.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He needs to go back in time exactly 8 years if he wants to see a cult of personality. I don’t see ANYBODY swooning over Trump like they did for the Unicorn King. That was Emperor Hirohito levels of adulation goin’ on there.

      • Octopus says:

        After Obama, the Left should be enjoined from using the term “cult of personality” for 50 years, at least. 😆

        The weird thing about Empty Suit worship was that the SCOAMF had a lousy personality, very aloof and condescending. He could read a speech off a teleprompter with fine pseudo gravitas, with his chin lifted just slightly and pausing between sentences to look off into the distance, as if seeing his visions of socialist paradise glowing in the distance. Nobody who had to work with him liked him, in Congress. Even Dems have said they already have a better relationship with Trump than they had with the cafe au lait sylph.

        • OLT's Hoping You Do says:

          LOL, this “voicefeed” is exactly the kind of butthurt Lefty whiner that Stalker Charles could see as an equal. Their Twitter feed is an awesome collection of the most broken-hearted people ever. Here’s an example of a retweet:

          • OLT's Hoping You Do says:

            It seems “Fuck off” is a new Lefty trump card (sorry).

            Maybe Stalker Charles could claim a copyright???

            $$$!!!

          • Arachne says:

            Frank must think that the Democrat plan for single payer wasn’t going to kill people.

  32. Bunk X says:

  33. Octopus says:

    Paranoia strikes deep! 😯

    Chunky and Keith are going into the Wetness Protection Program. Fatass was just waiting for them to come out with the gray version, to match his usual undies.

  34. Octopus says:

    http://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/in-the-know/322818-ivanka-trump-clothing-line-reports-record-sales

    Ivanka’s line is kicking ass. I can’t tell you how tickled I am. Angry Beavers most butthurt. 😆

  35. Arachne says:

    Today is “A Day Without a Woman”
    Which is essentially, Chuckie 3-Chin’s existence summed up in 5 words.

  36. rightymouse says:

    I came to work. I am woman. Hear me roar. 😆

  37. rightymouse says:

    • Octopus says:

      But I went to their homes mid-morning and early afternoon and thanked them very personally, IYKWIMAIKTYD.

  38. ISpeakJive says:

    In honor of Women’s Day. People like Trump even better as a woman!

    • OLT's Hoping You Do says:

      True and factual???

      Hillary Clinton???

      OMFG

    • Bunk X says:

      THAT is hilarious, especially because their premise (that there was sexism in the Presidential campaign) was proven false, right in front of their eyes. Hope they film it – bring in Dinesh D’Souza.

    • Octopus says:

      Awesome and clever little stunt! I can only imagine the exploding heads in Liberal Studies 101 across the academic world. If you could hear them, it would sound like popcorn popping at its furious height of popping off. 😆

  39. Briareus says:

    Heads up, peeps. In order to bump up the frequency of new threads, the top commenters here at Diary of Daedalus just received an invite to contribute to the mockery. If you didn’t get one, it was (a) an oversight, (b) your log-in email is sketchy or obsolete, or (c) it fell into your email spam folder.

    Judging by the stats, we have a lot of lurkers here. If you’re a lurker who would like to contribute, leave a request in the comments and we’ll see what you got.

    While I was messing around in the engine room, I found the option to allow comment updings. Unfortunately, it also has the dreaded downdinger. Since this place doesn’t have the dogpile tendencies of LGF and other sites, I figured it was worth the risk. If for some reason y’all don’t like it, we can easily turn it off again.

    • Briareus says:

      Okay, just saw that there’s the “star” option instead of the thumbs. Let’s run with that instead.

      • Briareus says:

        P.S. The rating system is anonymous, unlike Charles’ Paranoia Tracking Device. Here, every star is a positive response, and a comment with zero rating means nothing. Rock on.

    • ISTE says:

      Ok,,,,, I will… Soap making!

      • Minnow-redux says:

        pick up the soap ISTE…..

        • ISTE says:

          That is Calo’s job when we do a test batch.She need not worry, I will be right behind her when we do a test soaping… I will spring to action the first time I see her reaching for the falling soap. In my dreams five seconds later she will say “What is soap? My mind is distracted”

          • Bunk X says:

            There’s a crude joke in there having to do with sex in a shower and a comparison with the noise the girl makes and what Flipper sounded like.

    • ISTE says:

      Poultry production and how a happy chicken is a fat chicken when it is harvested…

      six pounds at age six weeks is awesome!

  40. Octopus says:

    Like I said, I have a large evergreen on my house. It’s threatening the structural integrity of my garage and gutters across the front. It’s a tree I planted while my wife was pregnant with my first daughter, who is now 25. I have feelings about this. The chainsaw guy can’t make it until sometime tomorrow, as he and all of his colleagues are booked through the evening. There’s also a big dead tree hanging on the power lines down the street, so I might be cut off soon.

    If I die tonight, I was mildly opposed to the rating system, and somewhat open to the idea of helping out with new threads, even though you don’t have my real email. I started using a fake one when there was some backstabbing going on, early in bloghistory. I never thought this thing would last this long, but I’m glad it did. 😆

    Later.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Octi, Many years ago when my chilluns were a year or two old (and for years afterwards actually) we would buy a live Christmas tree every year and after Christmas, my sons and I would plant them in the yard. By the time I sold that place we had at least a dozen trees of various sorts (several had died along the way). We were there eighteen years….

      My pride and joy was the first one, a Colorado Blue Spruce, that we planted in the front yard. When we sold that place, it was nearly 30-FT tall. Every year we would decorate it with lights. One year we didn’t and the neighborhood was in an uproar. So we did. By the end, we had over 3,000-lights on that sucker.

      After selling the house, we drove past once and saw that the new owners had cut down EVERY SINGLE TREE!

      Ouch.

      The only tree left standing was a white cedar that I had put in at a corner of the lot. Last time I saw it, it was only about three feet tall because the deer would nearly decimate it every year.

      Sigh.

      I understand your pain bra’…..

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks, man. I planted ten little spruces that weekend in ’92, and most of them are about 30′ tall today, except for the one on my house, the one that died inexplicably a few years ago, and the one I cut down because it was too close to the house in back. I’m going to go out and take some pics tomorrow, because attention must be paid. I mean, just because.

        We have some big plans for re-doing the house and yard this summer, which need some tlc and cash infusion. I guess this is just Ma Naturebitch giving us a headstart. And the wind is still blowing, so who knows what else we’ll wake up to? If we wake up at all, I mean.

        • Minnow-redux says:

          My father told my bro’ (twin) and me about some trees that he and his father planted when he was a little boy. When he showed us, they were 60 (plus) feet tall.

          Then, he was able to buy some land when we kids were still young and we planted something like thousands of trees. In fact, my brother and I grew quite tired of it by the time were about sixteen. Anyway, we forested 35-acres of a fifty acre farm. I took my sons to see it as they were growing up.

          When my parents died, they gave me first right of refusal on buying their land but I had already bought some land out here in the “West”…. (they lived in Wisconsin where I grew up). I am now out on the Olympic Peninsula…….

          Anyhow, the land that I bought is full of trees and my sons and I have watched them grow (since 2010). It is an amazing thing to watch. When we bought this place, the red alder were about six inches in diameter. Now, they are ten to twelve.

          We love trees. There is no two ways about it.

          (We also love beer…. which is totally unrelated…. I know.)

          • Octopus says:

            I love trees and beer, too. What’s not to love? 🙂

            The tree is all cleaned up, chipped and taken away by the Real Men With Chainsaws. Minor damage to the gutter over the garage is all, and I can fix it with a pliers and hammer. Cost me $500 total, and I’m happy to pay it — a lot of people around here have much worse damage, not to mention no power for a couple of days at least — DTE is overwhelmed with “situations,” Sparking wires in backyards. Trees hanging on power lines. It’s going to take time to deal with all of it, and the capper is they’re calling for another big windy day tomorrow. Luckily, I have loads of my homemade beer laid in, if we have to go to a barter society.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            There was a picture in the WSJ this morning of a house with a GIGANTIC pine tree laid across the roof in Jackson, Mich. Is that anywhere near you? I think you guys had a mini-hurricane!

          • Octopus says:

            It was near-hurricane force winds, but gusty instead of sustained like a hurricane. I walked out the door at work when it looked fine, and suddenly the door was ripped out of my hand and slammed open against the side of the building. Hurt my arm a little.

            All in all, I’m glad to get out of this tree thing with only $500 gone and no major damage. Could have been SO much worse. George said, “It was bad enough, me alone in the house and hearing all this craziness outside.” He was fired up. 😆

    • Briareus says:

      If I die tonight, I was mildly opposed to the rating system, and somewhat open to the idea of helping out with new threads, even though you don’t have my real email. I started using a fake one when there was some backstabbing going on, early in bloghistory. I never thought this thing would last this long, but I’m glad it did. 😆

      Let’s try it out for a week or so, then we’ll put it up for a vote.

  41. dezes157 says:

    Old 3 chin Chuck is rage tweeting again, seems Gateway Pundits good fortune has given Chuck a massive case of butthurt.
    Look at the bright side fatty, some imbecile donated a whole 5 dollars to ya.

    • Octopus says:

      “The Dumbest Man On The Internet” is a million times smarter, richer and thinner than you, Chunky McDumbth. How’s that make you feel? Like a real genius, I suppose. 😆

      • dezes157 says:

        Chuck has seen his ship come in, sadly for him it has harpooners.

        • Octopus says:

          Some obscure musicians are “really big in Japan.” Don’t let the Jap whaling fleet find out where Chunky is hiding! They’d love to get their ‘poons into his grease-laden blobfish body.

          • Bunk X says:

            I have CD somewhere entitled “Big In Japan.” It’s probably behind the rec room couch hidden underneath the cat stuff.

  42. Bunk X says:

    I dare you to tell me where she got her good looks from.

    • TreBob says:

      WOW! In that pic, she really does look a lot like Web Hubble doesn’t she?

      • Octopus says:

        The gross thing is, the Left keeps trying to make poor unfortunate Chelsea into some kind of media something, and she has zero talent, charisma or looks. That’s a face for radio, and she has nothing whatsoever to say, much like our own fat friend. Her “news specials” were literally unwatchable, judging by the ratings and reviews. Nobody cares what she has to say, besides a few befuddled lesbians on MSNBC or working for WaPo, aka The National Laughingstock.

        • TreBob says:

          really? The gross thing I picked up on was ol Hilary legs up and Webb pounding away for all he can.

          (sorry for the mental image, I’ll show myself out now.)

    • Arachne says:

      Keep talking, Mr. 49 followers. Fatty sure does bring out the looney tunes to his Twitterverse.

  43. Octopus says:

    Thanks, Ace. 😆

  44. Octopus says:

    http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2017/03/08/high-winds-cut-power-record-number-michigan/98927500/

    Major shitshow yesterday, wind-wise. Local winds clocked at 68 mph, only a few notches down from hurricane force. We have a treehouse now, but at least the power is still on here. Hope to see Chainsaw Guy has done his work by the time I get home (without causing any further damage to house, preferably).

    Now I know what it’s like for you poor people who live in states prone to natural disasters, such as hurricanes, wildfires, mudslides, floods, earthquakes, fire- and sharknados, etc. It sucks! Because my home insurance deductible is higher than Chainsaw Guy’s estimate, for one thing.

    • rightymouse says:

      There were trees down all over the place on the way home yesterday. One was on fire and hanging across the road getting ready to fall. Cars turned around, but I had to go to the bank so I gunned my Jeep and prayed it wouldn’t fall on top. When I got to the bank to make a deposit, they were closed and the outside ATM was down.

  45. Octopus says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    “Sheer spite,” it cried. 63 years old. Misled for 8 of those years, in its most successful era of being an adult. Course-correction led to disaster financially, physically and mentally. Somebody help this poor bum!

    • Arachne says:

      Jim Acosta is a two-bit asshole masquerading as a journalist.
      What TEA Party groups? Who gave you this information. You’re making it up.

  46. Octopus says:

    View story at Medium.com

    Lots of good laughs in this hateful, bitter screed. Can you imagine what living with a person like this would be like? I’d have to shoot one of us. 😆

  47. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: I’m too fat to get out my front door so I can’t have any job and it’s making me peevish. 😆

  48. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: I hold the world record for clogging toilets

  49. TreBob says:

    I know all of us just laugh at Charles and his antics, but I’m proposing that we now be a bit more active in poking the stick at him. I have fired off a complaint this morning to Twitter regarding Charles calling the President the horrible names that he does. If Milo can get banned for something as silly as reviewing a movie and/or what his followers were saying, then certainly there’s a case for some retribution for the vitriol Charles and his followers spout. I also included some examples of Charles’ homophobic behavior toward Jim Hoft.

    To y’all that will say it’s a waste of time because Twitter allows hatred against conservatives, you may be right. But, the process only took about 5-10 minutes and the possibility of having Charles sanctioned seems too good to pass up. Even if all that happened was his little blue tick mark being taken away, the pitiful roaring from Culver City would be able to be heard clearly as far away as San Francisco (Arachne will tell us if it set off seismic alarms) and would certainly make for some entertaining fodder here.

    So, maybe a quick complaint to twitter pointing out his spamming tendencies, or his hate-filled rants from a number of us on a continuing basis (as they do on the left) would be a fun project. Or not, as with all things on this blog YMMV and hopefully no one will ostracize me because I choose to act childishly and petulant.

    • Octopus says:

      Let ‘er rip, I say. Getting the blue checkmark revoked would be akin to jamming a broomstick into his bike wheel, in the old days. He was so proud of it, and so gleeful when Milo’s was taken away. It would be great fun to listen to his squeals of outrage.

      Still, it’s unlikely, as Twitter is run by and for Leftists. But try anyway.

      • TreBob says:

        So whip yourself up a twitter account and join in. I even have your tag @pgrabber+7. It’s a sure winner.

        🙂

        (the avatar would be on you though)

        • rightymouse says:

          “pgrabber+7” LOLOLOLOL! 😆 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Twitter would take over my life. I have mild OCD, and I’d be checking it out constantly. I’m trying to resist the trend of being glued to a screen all day.

    • Arachne says:

      Have you seen the latest. That c**t Leslie Jones, the target of Milo’s disdain, has the most foulmouthed, NASTY Twitter timeline. Now she wants to beat up Ben Carson and called him a M****rF****r.

      But does Jack say or do anything? No. The problem for me with GAB is that there are a LOT of real Richard Spencer types running all over.

      • OLT's Hoping You Do says:

        And Twitter’s full of Fascists.

        No safe space, even for those of us that reject the Proggie guilt by association mantra.

  50. Rifftrax Kickstarter raised $250K in two weeks.

    http://RIffTrax.com/Kickstarter

    That’s a quarter mill so that three middle-aged guys can make fun of bad movies.

    How is Chucknuts doing with his GoFundMe?

  51. ISTE says:

    A girl worth fighting for….

    Yes