Did Charles Johnson Have Unauthorized Conversations With Vladimir Putin?

Putin’s a Red,
Obama’s a tool;
Johnson is merely
a Twitterverse fool.

84 Comments on “Did Charles Johnson Have Unauthorized Conversations With Vladimir Putin?”

  1. Bunk X says:

    Roses are red,
    Paisley is snazzy;
    Breitbart called Charles
    “The Magical Jazzy.”

  2. Bunk X says:

    Johnson’s bike was a little bit frail;
    With his weight, he was likely to fail.
    On a steep uphill race,
    With the wind in his face,
    He was pantsed by his own ponytail.

    • Octopus says:

      Nice poems, Bunk. 🙂

      There once was a man named Chunky,
      Who jammed with a hip porch manque.
      His licks were surfari,
      The band called him “Barry,”
      His noodling was all in the wrong key.

      I know…do not quit my day job. I don’t intend to. 😉

    • rightymouse says:

      There was a man from Culver City.
      He was such a jerk, noone took pity.
      There came a day,
      when he had to pay,
      For all the times he was shitty.

  3. Octopus says:

    I love old video clips that refer to “Japs.” 🙂

    Not that I harbor deep-seated grudges or anything, as my Dad’s work in WWII helped to even up the score, but the book I’m reading (https://www.amazon.com/Hirohitos-War-Pacific-1941-1945/dp/1472596714) has educated me further on Japan’s horrific atrocities and the necessity of the eradication of their global dominance hopes. They like to paint themselves as victims, and the US as cruel conquerors, but that’s a Big Lie we all need to laugh at. Also, the Japanese invasion of China which was countered by Chiang Kai-Shek’s Nationalist armies led to the depletion and exhaustion of those forces, which allowed the Communist forces of Mao to take over China, a human disaster of monstrous proportions. Yes, it’s the fault of Imperialist Japan, in large part. So screw them, and their denialist historians.

  4. Octopus says:

    Here is the FINAL PROOF!

    This is all the evidence we need to convict Mr. Johnson. I think a sentence of 100 years to life is warranted, though I’m prepared to dicker if he’ll turn state’s evidence on his lackey Gusano “The Pooper,” aka “The Argentine Garage Rat.”

  5. Octopus says:

    …unlike Shrillary’s homebrew server, containing all manner of State “Secrets” and whatnot, which was hacked by everyone with an internet connection and a mild interest in international politics. Boy, wouldn’t it be great if She was president? Imagine how many young female interns would have been initiated into the “Cult Of The Crooked Cock” by now. 😯

  6. Octopus says:

    Note: a good way to unwind from stressful political discussion and workaday bullshit, is the series “Rick And Morty.” I’m just wrapping up season 1 and looking forward to season 2 and beyond (hopefully). Great show! I love good cartoonz, and this is one of the best ever. In the same class as Simpsons, South Park, Beavis And Butthead, and Invader Zim (my all-time fave). I hope they keep making this series.

  7. Octopus says:

    Poor Joni went insane, and Mama Cass choked on a hoagie. Life is tough. I love both of their voices, still.

    • Octopus says:

      Note: Mary Travers was a fine folkie, too. The songbirds of the Sixties were really something. I love the female vocalists, as you all know. Every era has their standouts, like today’s Rihanna and Adele, among others. I was trying to explain to an older gent the other day about why I love Rihanna so much, but I couldn’t really express it in polite company. “She makes my balls feel good” doesn’t really come off well, when there are women present. I’m really sorry about that.

  8. Octopus says:

    And I’m so old, I remember when you were hammering the Unicorn Messiah as being completely unfit for office. Seems like only yesterday…

  9. Octopus says:

    Good shite! 😆

    Fuck. Whatever.
    14 minutes ago
    15 minutes ago
    Wait! My God!
    16 minutes ago
    Solu tu.
    18 minutes ago
    20 minutes ago
    20 minutes ago
    Moscas en la casa.
    21 minutes ago
    23 minutes ago
    Bad Hombres.
    24 minutes ago
    Oh shit.
    25 minutes ago

    • Pakimon says:

      Another case of “The Truck Stop Bathroom Buggering Blues” 😆

    • TreBob says:

      Guess the warm weather has brought out the giant house flies in Gus’ garage. Poor old Gus. If he bathed a little more often, perhaps he wouldn’t smell gamier than the dumpster.

  10. Octopus says:

    Bruno be workin’ on that “Mr. Entertainer” thing. I like this guy’s stuff. He’s got soul, but he’s also got a knack for working in the pop hooks.

  11. Octopus says:

    Another idiotic story that never happened. 😆

    Keep on tweetin’, Fatass. Sooner or later, you’re going to hit a homerun. Might take a few dozen years, though.

  12. Bunk X says:

    Okay. The missus and I have binge-watched all episodes of Walking Dead through Season 6 on a bootlegged Netflix account. Since Season 7 won’t be released for several months, what’s a good filler?

  13. Bunk X says:

    Sorry if I or someone else posted this before, but I find it hilarious.

  14. Pakimon says:

    Oddly enough, I still find Chunkles’ sniveling peevish butthurt hilarious. 😆

  15. Pakimon says:


    Had a blowout with my roommate/buddy last night.

    Sat down to watch a movie and it was during the preview of Suicide Squad when the guy was saying, “What if Superman ripped off the roof of The White House and grabbed the president?” or something to that effect when my roommate/buddy opined that if it happened today, nobody would care or everyone would cheer.

    Knowing that she is a rabid anti-Trumper and Shrillery acolyte, I shouldn’t have been surprised but for some reason her remark really got under my skin and in fact pissed me off mightily.

    Perhaps it was the agreement we had made to not EVER talk politics inside the confines of our home after our last political dust-up and her constantly trying to circumvent that agreement by relying on snide little remarks whenever the opportunity presented itself was what fueled my Chunkles scale peevishness.

    My initial peevish response was going to be something like, “You know what? Trump won and the corrupt, incompetent battleaxe lost so suck it and stop sniveling.” but I caught myself and instead asked her to refrain from the snide anti-Trump remarks in the future as they are getting tiresome and I don’t need to hear it under my own roof. I also added that I will continue to not make remarks about Hillary in her presence as it is her roof as well.

    If she had just said “ok” and left it at that, the movie would have been watched and hopefully enjoyed but instead she opted for typical leftist wriggling and responded with a “Whatever do you mean? I never mentioned Trump” type response.

    Seeing that she was making a move to stake out our household as Fort Cankles where she could make cutting and insulting remarks about Trump, Republicans and Conservatives in general with impunity, I went on the offensive.

    I responded loudly with, “Bullshit! If Hillary had won the election instead of Trump would you have made that snotty little remark?!”

    The loud forcefulness of my inquiry must’ve caught her off guard because she blurted, “Of course not!”

    I had her and she knew it. I toned it down and calmly explained that we need to stick to our agreement about the household being a “politics-free zone”.

    She agreed but unfortunately her response was dripping with the classic, irritating condescension that we see from leftists every day on television.

    The kind of condescension where you wish you could reach into the television and punch the liberal moonbat right in the face.

    I sensed that if I backed down now, the pro-Shrillary/anti-Trump rhetoric would never stop.

    It was time to dial up a response that would be understood in no uncertain terms.

    Basically it was this:

    “Contrary to what “The View” and all the other daytime talk shows tailored for female low information bubbleheads may tell you, the days of conservatives meekly taking abuse are over. Please don’t mistake my past silences in response to your snotty remarks for stupidity. I’m sick of the bullshit and the lies and have utter contempt for anyone gullible and still stupid enough to support that crooked, old bitch and democrats in general. I get enough of it from the retarded media hacks and don’t need to hear it from you as well.

    Any snide remarks in the future will be countered with loud, lengthy, insulting responses about Hillary and democrats specially tailored to piss you off.”

    I punctuated my point by walking out and giving it an hour to “soak in” before returning.

    I went to bed when I returned but I was glad to see that the irritating, smug condescension was gone from my pal’s countenance.

    Hopefully the politics demon has been permanently banished from our household and it’ll be back to the normal Sooper Happy Fun Time. 😀

    For putting up with my Sunday morning tale of woe, I’ll add something fun.

    Here…. Have a hockey floozy! (Complete with underboob) 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds like she does care what you think about her and it’s obviously mutual. Hope it works out, Paki. Who knows? Maybe she’ll convert! 🙂

      • Pakimon says:

        She is a really good person and my best friend but I am mystified as to how she got so Hillary-smitten and anti-Trump and worse yet, so vocal about it.

        She was never really into politics before and she would basically shrug and say “meh” and stay out of it whenever someone from the Left or the Right started “opining”.

        My theory is that since she’s not a big internet person, the steady onslaught of pro-Shrillery/anti-Trump rhetoric over the past year or so from the Lame Stream Media that she would catch when watching the news every day lodged into her brain through sheer repetition.

        At any rate, From our socializing this morning, I think there are no hard feelings and we’ll both make sure to leave politics at the door so as to not to inhibit the normal Sooper Happy Fun Time that we always have when hanging out.


        Since we decided to go in on a place, it’s been like we’re kids and having your best friend on a permanent sleepover. 😀

        • Octopus says:

          Right now she’s grinding up glass to put in your scrambled eggs. 😆

          • Pakimon says:

            I thought them eggs were kind of crunchy… 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Well, you have to be careful around lady-hormones. I’ve been surrounded by them my entire life, and I’m lucky to be alive. Walking on eggshells. 😯

            It was probably just eggshells that got into your eggs…but I’d still apologize. I mean, you made your point. You can afford to be nice.

          • Pakimon says:

            You’re right but I don’t want to apologize too quickly, otherwise the point will be lost. The last time we had a political dust-up, I was quick to apologize and things quickly reverted back to issue described in my comment this morning.

            Who am I kidding, I’m going to apologize right now and assure Sooper Happy Fun Time for the foreseeable future. 😀

        • rightymouse says:

          My hubby is a Libertarian and I’m a convert to the Republican Party/conservatism. We agree on everything except when he starts yammering about legalizing drugs.

          • Octopus says:

            My wife and I have both converted to conservatism in our old age, since 9/11 and the horrors of Demoncraptic rule in Michigan and nationally opened our eyes. One of our girls is still a bit libturded, but she’s coming around — it helps that her boyfriend is quite conservative.

          • rightymouse says:

            Hubby & I have been together since 1854. I don’t think I could be with anyone else. He was educated at Grove City College where he studied under Hans Sennholtz. He’s smart, a great husband & Dad and he’s talented in other ways. That’s why I put up with his more whacky ideas. 😆


          • rightymouse says:

            As a footnote..
            The reason I’m anti-drugs is because of what they did to some to my friends in Thailand. Granted, it was their choice to take them, but the drugs were freely available as well. Hubby believes that legalizing drugs will lower the drug crime rate (selling/possession). Where that might be true, it would not lower use and that’s where I think we have a real problem today. Especially with cocaine & heroin.

          • Octopus says:

            I don’t think legalizing opiates would lessen their use, and the same is probably true of cocaine. These drugs just take over people, and the more available they are, the more they will be abused. The same is not true of marijuana, which is abused by some, but just used recreationally by most. I’m okay with legalizing pot.

          • rightymouse says:

            The States seem to be deciding pot. As long as people aren’t smoking it near me am ok with it too.

  16. rightymouse says:

    Man Killed on Golf Course:

    A foursome of guys was waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women’s tee.

    The ladies were not rushing and were taking their time
    When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet…
    Then she went over and whiffed it completely.
    Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.
    She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically,
    “I guess all those f…..g lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”

    One of the men immediately responded,
    “Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!”

    He never even had a chance to duck

  17. Octopus says:


    Gus is in denial, and thinks the Left is still winning. 😆

  18. Minnow-redux says:

    Regarding Trump Tower bugs….

    Nancy Pelosi “We don’t do that.” We know that ANYTHING out of Pelosi’s mouth is bullshit.

    James Clapper “I can deny that.” Clapper blathering to NBC News. Doesn’t THAT lend credibility. Clapper lied to Congress and everyone knows it. He has NO credibility.

    From these two statements alone, we can surmise that there were bugs in Trump Tower.

    Washington DC and the media are nothing but self-serving, criminal liars. Trump should go on a firing spree.

    Oh, and fuck you Charles.

    • Pakimon says:

      Mark Levin explained it all this morning on Fox News.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        Mark Levin is awesome. Obama (among many others) should be thrown in jail for this. Thanks Pakimon.

        • Bunk X says:

          I learned a lot from Levin while sitting in traffic. Took me a while to get over his abrasive delivery, but once I began listening to his impeccable logic and constitutional knowledge, I became a fan.

  19. Minnow-redux says:

    And, of course, there is Loretta Lynch – the biggest political hack of the century calling for “blood, and death on the streets” and the media is silent.

    This is astonishing! Former AG calling for blood and death in the streets.

    What the fuck is going on in Washington and why is the media so complicit?

    Isn’t there a law against saying crap like this??

  20. Minnow-redux says:

    Trump should tear a sheet out of Obama’s playbook and simply ignore the Dems and the Media. Stonewall them until they shut up. How many times did Obama do that? Remember – he’s the one who had no scandals and never did anything impeachable (except for 5 or 6 dozen that we know of……)

  21. Pakimon says:


    Almost 1 PM EST and the rotund ponytailed TwitterDickhead has yet to tweet.

    Maybe Trump controlled chinese/russian racist nazi creationist spambots ate the hamster that powers his server. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Probably went for a nice long bike-ride…NOT! 😆

      More likely, he buggered his computer with some crappy code and can’t log on. He’ll figure it out eventually, when he calls the 6th-grader next door to come over and restart the damn thing.

  22. Octopus says:

    King embarrasses himself on Twitter nearly as much as Gus and Chunky do. 😳

    • Pakimon says:

      King has always been a moonbat. Now that he’s made his fortune, he can let let his moonbattiness run loose unchecked.

      I’d bet he takes little part in “spreading the wealth around”, especially his wealth. After all, he EARNED his money spending long nights at the typewriter all these years.

      Just another rich leftist hypocrite.

  23. Pakimon says:

    And, Something Beautiful: Cheetos, From the Eyes of a Ponytailed Sniveling Dickhead 😆

  24. Minnow-redux says:

    I got it…. let’s all of us…. because we are all still so pissed off that Hilliary couldn’t cheat her way into the Oval Office…. let’s take every Trump word, every Trump action, every Trump fart and every Trump eyeball movement….. and let us spin these things into the worst possible light. It won’t matter one bit if we have to lie about it. Let’s just do this.

    In the name of progress and enlightenment.

    What bullshit.


    • Octopus says:

      “They Who Will Not Be Mollified, Because They Are Intent On Not Being Mollified”

      I still laugh at these a-holes, but their schtick is getting old. America needs to start losing its patience with their antics.

    • Pakimon says:

      They did the exact same thing to George W. Bush.

      The difference is that Trump is fighting back at every turn while Bush just bent over and took it.

  25. OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

    Aging Cheetoh slut
    Stalking’s a technical term
    Since you cannot walk

  26. Octopus says:

    They’re making a new “Baywatch.” Apparently, Lena Dunham was too busy to don the red suit, so they got a different gal.

  27. dezes157 says:

    When you link to yourself to support your bullshit.