Confidential to @Green_Footballs Johnson: Stop doing this.

cheetos-chairThe Cheeto Chair:  Results Of Eating 1 Bag Of Cheetos Every Day For Years And Wiping Hand On Seat. Yes, That Is Mold.

99 Comments on “Confidential to @Green_Footballs Johnson: Stop doing this.”

  1. Pakimon says:

    What’s hidden by the arm rest is the large “skidmark” from years of “brown notes”.

    Good thing Chunkles isn’t a smoker.

    Between the methane from the “brown notes” and the pervasive Cheetos dust, that would be an instant fireball 😆

  2. rightymouse says:

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! 😯

  3. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    Fake news. Stalker Charles cannot fit, therefore you must acquit!

  4. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    Plus that’s an HP workstation under there. Over our Apple fanboi’s budget, although appropriately OLD.

    No no no, none of this fits! It’s like a blue-eyed blonde claiming to be Native American! Ridiculous!

  5. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

  6. Octopus says:

    Squeals Mohammed Chunky Al-Fatass, after chortling for years about “Benghazi Boogaloo” and other such follies.

  7. Octopus says:

    Finally get in some good work down behind Safeway, without chapping your hands too much. Go to town, boy!

  8. Octopus says:

    What in God’s name goes on in the office depicted above? All kidding aside, it’s not Chunky’s office, as it appears there might be actual work happening there with the neat papers and whatnot. I suspect this might be some kind of prank, with an old chair rescued from the moldy basement for nefarious purposes.

  9. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    You know, stalkers, I know I’ve warned you to Never Go To The Donkey Show(tm symbol thing), but it occurs to me that it’s All Donkey Show All The Time now in DC, at least until Trump gets a Cabinet.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Take a deep breath, Fatso. Your pearl clutching is really dumb.

  11. rightymouse says:

    Really? LOL!

  12. Octopus says:

    Call it whatever you want, Gus. Errands, world’s oldest profession, whatever.

  13. Octopus says:

    No, Fatass, that’s just you. Every single day.

    Trump will handle his business like a responsible adult, and fight this idiocy on legal and constitutional grounds. You think it’s over? 😆

  14. Minnow-redux says:

    Wow Charles. You never cease to amaze.

    You truly think that you are an expert on all things. You NEVER miss an opportunity to shoot off that incompetent, uneducated mouth with the most vile and unpleasant commentary about those who view the world differently than you.

    And, Mr. Old, Fat and Washed-up with no significant accomplishments to your name…

    The key difference is that those people yu so readily shred into bits are such better people than you.

    They are more educated, more intelligent, more accomplished and they are kinder people than you.

    And you are the only one who hasn’t figured this out.

    Congratulations idiot.

  15. Octopus says:

    This Big Lie is still being bandied about on the Left? Of course it is.


    How many arrests have there been of foreign nationals for those seven countries since 9/11?” Robart asked a Justice Department lawyer in court on Feb. 3. When the lawyer said she didn’t know, Robart said, “Let me tell you. The answer to that is none, as best I can tell.”
    It turns out the judge, and Nadler, and everybody else repeating the talking point had it wrong. Last year the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee on Immigration and the National Interest released information showing that at least 60 people born in the seven countries had been convicted — not just arrested, but convicted — of terror-related offenses in the United States since Sept. 11, 2001. And that number did not include more recent cases like Abdul Artan, a Somali refugee who wounded 11 people during a machete attack on the campus of Ohio State University last November.

    So the talking point wasn’t true. And yet at the 9th Circuit oral argument, the judges appeared to believe it was true, and Justice Department lawyer August Flentje didn’t know enough to correct them.

  16. Octopus says:

    That’s not rage. Just Melania, enjoying sex with Trump in the Lincoln bedroom. How’s it going in your bedroom these days, Fatass?

    • poteen2 says:

      Irish Rose is cooking salmon right now,,,,, quietly,,,,for the first time in her life.
      Cheeto addiction is as bad as heroin. Rosie the Cheeto junkie hoebag.
      Later on she’ll service her dealer,, Charlie gets a blowjob.
      Rose will wield the computer canned air.

  17. dudebro says:

  18. Octopus says:

    Alrighty then. 😯

  19. Octopus says:

    Awwww…it’s so cute, when Al-Fatass gets himself all worked up first thing in the morning! 😆

    This is the nothingburger of all nothingburger stories, btw. The worst that can be said is that it was inappropriate dialogue, but there’s nothing that’s going to lead to Flynn or Trump being charged or impeached. Nothing there, Chunky. Just like your bank account.

    • Arachne says:

      The NEW YORK TIMES? Are you fucking kidding me?
      I wouldn’t believe the New York Times if their pages came NOTARIZED. Aren’t they the ones that published that false stories about McCain affairs right before the 2008 election? Didn’t they employ a journalist that essentially made up stories and reported it as actual news? Didn’t THEY as a matter of fact, leak the Bush strategy of tying the terrorists hands by freezing their bank accounts BEFORE it could be implemented, thereby giving them time to get their money out of the country.

      Nice going Fatso.

  20. Octopus says:

    So, to sum up: Radical Islamist Terror is a fictional construct, equal to “the boogeyman.” Phew! What a relief. No more worrying about that shit for me. Thanks, Stephen!

  21. Octopus says:

    Omarosa really brings down the pimp-hand on Behar and the other View trolls. You tell ’em, sis! 🙂

  22. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    I wish I had known Gus was in Houston yesterday …

  23. Minnow-redux says:

    It is funny to think that Charles entire universe consists of him sitting in front of his computer and doing nothing all day long beyond crafting simplistic Tweets that tear someone a new asshole.

    Nothing insightful. Nothing creative. Nothing meaningful. Just ad hominem attacks on people that Charles doesn’t know…. all in the name of blindly furthering the Left’s talking points whether they are rational or irrational.

    Really, when I think of the countless directions my brain must run (and the multitude of pieces of information that my brain must process) over the course of a given day, I reflect on Chuckies realm and I have to conclude that his is a mighty boring and dull existence.

    Whooooo… Charles just thought of a new way to tell someone to fuck off. Wow. Impressive.

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed. I have so much that needs to be done during the day between job and home and just fun shit I like to do. Days where I get to do a lot of tweets and blog comments are days when there is no much going on at work. It happens. I can have stretches of HOURS where I am not busy, only to have to work 2 hours of overtime because the work process was stalled during the day.

      I don’t tweet or blog much when I get home because I have a house to tend to, cats to feed, dinner to take care of and since I have, you know, a JOB that I must spend an hour commuting to, I get to bed early.

      But Fatso. Has nothing. His life is spent ranting and raving against the Universe and people of actual importance, all in a vain attempt to recapture his former glory. I mean, look at the way he oozes on about his appearance on a fifth-rate podcast run by two dicks with arrested development. Dude, you used to be on Fox News and CNN. Now they want nothing to do with you. Your pathetic ass-licking of Rachel Madcow, who has NO ratings to speak of, is as sad an exhibit of your lack of standing in the world as anything. She is NOT going to put you on her show. EVER. Everyone knows your sad and pathetic attempts to claim credit are bullshit. You got the story from someone else. You got the PHOTOS from someone else.

    • poteen2 says:

      My thought is that while my day is filled, and sometimes over filled, with work, family and fun,,,all it takes is a 5 minute stop at a computer screen to assess that Charlie’s entire life is meaningless and his opinions ignorant.
      I don’t watch reality shows. I’m not usually entertained by stupid people acting stupid.
      But the “Real Old, Fat Hippie of Culver City” is worth 5 minutes once in a while.

  24. Octopus says:

    It’s pepper, Fatass. Settle down. You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between that stuff and the pepper that’s been on the table in Denny’s for four months. 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    And I mention it nearly every day on Twitter, my ancient career in music. It’s almost as if I’m famous!

  26. Octopus says:

    I tried to tell you yesterday, Fatass, that it wasn’t over. Not by a long shot. 😆

  27. rightymouse says:

    Shia Labeouf’s live video feed protest has gone bye-bye. Darn. 😆

  28. rightymouse says:

    Yes. She is a joke.

  29. rightymouse says:

    You’re the idiot, Fatso. Trump wants to keep America safe and have good jobs for AMERICANS. What part of safety and economic health don’t you understand??

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Charles? Seriously?

      YOU are qualified to make comments on capital construction costs how exactly? You are not qualified to know if what Trump says is the truth or a lie relative to wall construction you idiot.
      How would you know the first thing about this subject? Honestly, you couldn’t build a proper fence in your backyard if your life depended on it.

      But, don’t let that stop you from trying to prove to the entire world that you are now an expert on engineering projects.

      You are a small, joke of a man. Thinking you can engage in a conversation with Trump on any subject, let alone one pertaining to construction.

      You are a moron.

    • Bunk X says:

    • just poop says:

      Charles is just PRAYING. Literally praying to Gaia that the President of the united states will notice him

      not gonna happen Charles. you’re a flea. you aren’t even a flea. you’re the bacteria in the fleas colon

  30. rightymouse says:

    As opposed to Clinton who actually DID grab pussies and more?

  31. rightymouse says:

    Dude. Fake News. Idiot.

  32. ISTE says:

    Yorkshire pudding revisited…

    OK so it is Saturday night and my creative instinct kicked in yet again. Yet another attempt at it but. Disaster!!!!!!! No flour!

    I may have mentioned this in casual conversation but nobody around here speaks my language.

    Also, I may have mentioned this before but in my apartment complex there are several “takeaway” fast food places.. (knock on the door and get a $5 plate of what the family is eating) and at least one “General Store” cunningly disguised as a regular apartment. You have to know the secret knock code to get in…

    Well, I needed some all purpose flour for tonight’s attempt. Depressed, no way any arm waving and pointing and miming a fluffy Yorkshire pudding would get me flour.

    I hate Google… Used Google translate to convert all purpose flour to “harina para todo uso” printed it…. did the secret knock on the door gave him the paper and got a 2 pound bag of harina para todo uso for two bucks!

    Smiles all round…

  33. Pakimon says:

    Kind of like what happens to you every day on Twitter, eh Chunkles?

    Watching you “lash out” with hysterical squeals for Twitter to “do something” and your shrill demands that everyone “block and report” every bad ass that makes you look like “weak, idiotic clown” never ceases to entertain.

    Protip: Telling everyone who beclowns you on Twitter to “go fuck yourself” doesn’t make you a “bad ass”. It makes you a punk ass. 😆

  34. Pakimon says:

    Heh. The rotund ponytailed clown is trying out for drama queen.. 😆

  35. rightymouse says:

    You go for it Gussy!!! 😆

  36. rightymouse says:

    Al Jarreau has died. R.I.P.
    Fatso is going to milk his death for everything he can get.

  37. just poop says:

    aaaaaaaaan….right on cue

  38. ISTE says:

    I hate Charles Johnson.

    Why does he tweet a picture like that when he knows I am having Yorkshire Pudding problems?

    Perfect, fluffy pudding hats!