Google updates Charles Johnson’s photo to February 2010. He was wearing makeup.

Just when we thought the benign mockery of Charles Johnson had faded into a mildly amusing reverie, Ms. Lucy Dynamite comes through with some new entertainment.

In case @Lucy_Dynamite gets bumped off & sent to #TwitterGulag for cake & beer and Twitter sanitizes her Tweet, here’s an unadulterated screencap.

See that? Diary of Daedalus beat out Wikipedia for the win! But wait! There’s more!

Here’s an enlarged screencap. Note what happens if you hover your mouse over the image…


Clicking on the image sends you to a collection of Diary of Daedalus posts, and if you scroll down, you find the source of the Google image – a retrospective of the infamous “Night of Long Knives” AKA

The 10th Anniversary of Charles Johnson’s Famous On-Line Meltdown

The image that Google chose is a screencap from his interview on “Dangerous Minds” that aired on February 28, 2010.  Johnson was approaching 58 years old and wearing pancake (heh) makeup. Now he’s pushing 64 and still won’t update his gravatar image, and we all know why. He wants to look like this forever:


I think we should let him.

[h/t ISTE]

P.S. This is kinda fun, too [via Poteen].


152 Comments on “Google updates Charles Johnson’s photo to February 2010. He was wearing makeup.”

  1. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    This’ll put a little color in his face.

  2. Octopus says:

    It’s kind of sad, but Kurt’s not wrong. I’ve seen the hate-filled rants, too. Some from people I would never have dreamed were harboring such nastiness. I still laugh it off, but I’m not going to take any shit from such people if they come at me face to face. I have cruel facts at my disposal, and a kubotan if the sis-in-law tries to escalate. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      One of my liberal male BFF’s swears he’s going to wear black for 4 years. I’ve known him since my teens in Thailand. He still lives there,so he has no clue really about what it’s like to actually live here after Obama. But he’s a wonderful/awesome/smart person & we’ve been friends for so long, it would be unnatural for him to go insane. My very, very, liberal boss could care less about the outcome of the election. He still loves me. Of course, he’s going on 97, so I’m amazed he still recognizes me. One step-son, sadly, is grieving. Am shocked, but it turns out his new bride is a liberal. He’s gotta keep her happy. 🙂

  3. Octopus says:

    View this post on Instagram

    hey Shaq 👋🏾

    A post shared by Simone Biles (@simonebiles) on

    I’m rooting for these two crazy kids to get married. Okay, he’s a little old for her, but other than that, they make a perfect couple.

  4. Arachne says:

    BTW has anyone seen the overnights for Super Bowl 51’s ratings? If attendance and disinterest at my party, normally attended by about two dozen people and barely scraping 10 this year is any indication, no one cared. And I wonder of those that DID tune in, how many turned it off at the half and after the preachy commercials.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t know about the ratings, but for me, that was the greatest game of all time. Glad I didn’t give up on it when it looked over in the third at 28-3. As soon as the Pats got their first TD, I thought they would make a game of it, though I didn’t think they would win until they got the ball back with three minutes left down 8. Knew they would score, the only question would be the 2-pt conversion, which is damn hard to convert. Once they tied it up, you knew they would win in OT. I’m sure everybody was back watching the game at that point, if they were still able to focus. Me being sick like a dog, I was a captive audience in bed, sipping tea. I yelled and had a coughing fit when they scored the winning TD.

      • Octopus says:

        Regarding the ads, I didn’t even register the anti-Trump digs. Must have been blowing my nose.

        Gaga was meh, but I’m not a big fan of her music. I don’t care that she wanted Shrillary to win, of course she did. I find her music uninspiring, despite the theatrics. On the other hand, I don’t think Adele would have been safe jumping down to the stage on that diameter of cable — could have been tragic.

      • Arachne says:

        So what was the story today from the office libs?
        “Did you see how Donald Trump left his own Super Bowl Party at half time because the Pats were losing?”

        Uh, he’s PRESIDENT, dim bulbs. Are you sure that he didn’t have, you know, PRESIDENTIAL stuff to do? This isn’t Obama? This President WORKS.

  5. Octopus says:

    Wait…what? Science guys LIED about the data, in the much-ballyhooed “Pausebuster” paper? Say it isn’t so! 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    You heard it here first: CHRISTIANS are bringing sharia law to the USA.

    The Streak Is Intact. 😆

  7. Octopus says:


    Further on this “professor” and her body of work:

    She thinks she is the reincarnated spirit of one of the Salem witches. Tee-hee! 😆

  8. Octopus says:

    Speaking of under-the-sea critters, all is not well in Mermania. There’s a dark side, beyond the old practice of luring lonely sailors to their doom. That was kind of fishy, you have to admit.

  9. Octopus says:

    What are you laughing about, Garage Boy? The leaked emails showed the world that the whole Democratic primary process was rigged for Shrillary. There’s no controversy, even. Own it. Love it. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      I think it’s very difficult for many Dems to accept just how badly the liberal media & pundits snowed themselves & their followers with wishful thinking & BS polls & then there are some who have seen the light. My liberal friend in Thailand has vowed to stop watching Maddow, for instance. And he LOVED her. I didn’t have to say a word. He’s smart enough to realize he had been ‘had’.

  10. pineapple says:

    Are the libs going to cry, whine and moan for 8 straight years?

  11. Octopus says:

    Der Schadenboner! 👿

  12. Octopus says:

    Mic-dropping moment of extreme pwnge for Dem blowhard, at the hands of Tomi. 🙂

  13. rightymouse says:

    My favorite tweet re: Patriot’s incredible win!

  14. rightymouse says:

    You’re an idiot, Gussy. Good thing the grown-ups are in charge now. Don’t you have some dumpster diving to do tonight?

  15. kbdabear says:

    Kind of like a 64 year old fat man who tries to talk like a Silverlake hipster

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Let’s not mention that Huckabee attended the Juilliard School of music for 2.5-years.

      Where did you say you got your musical training again bra’?

      • Minnow-redux says:

        And, of course, Mike Huckabee never did attend Juilliard Charles – which is exactly why I said “Let’s not mention that…”

        Wow – it is kind of fun to lie like a Liberal!!

        I hope you wasted a few minutes of your time scrambling around on that one Fatass.

  16. Minnow-redux says:

    Maxine Waters Charles, Maxine Waters!

    I was wondering if you might educate us non-Californians on how the Russians are doing with their invasion of Korea, Chuck. Would that be North Korea – or South Korea. Or maybe, she meant Fullerton?

    Inquiring minds would like to know Charles.

    I actually knew someone once who went there. I mean, this could be bad!

  17. Octopus says:

    It’s called a “schadenboner,” and it’s not wielded in anger. It’s a thing of joy and glad tidings.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Hey Gus, have you been reading the news lately? You know, like in the last three weeks or so??

      The “tolerant” left has been out bashing in people’s skulls, burning shit down and destroying everything they can get their hands on because Trump won the election.

      The Left doesn’t have a leg to stand on when it comes to dumbass remarks like yours.

      You idiot.

    • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

  18. Minnow-redux says:

    I see the article at Drudge about the Chinese high rise building with all of the plants and shrubs that will generate 130-pounds of Oxygen per day.

    That is enough Oxygen for 82-people, per day!

    Wow. I hope they spend a lot of money on THAT idea!!

  19. Minnow-redux says:

    Nancy Legosi “I can’t work with President Bush”.

    What are these idiot Dems smoking!?

  20. Bunk X says:

    You went full Keith, man. Don’t go full Keith.

  21. OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

    Hmmm … racism

  22. Octopus says:

    You sit on a throne of lies in a glass house, Chunky. Careful. Eventually, a current pic of your prodigious self is going to surface from the fetid swamp. Won’t be pretty.

  23. pineapple says:

    You loony libs made a stand to block Betsy Devos…. even got a couple of Republicans (who are in the tank for teacher unions) to join in and vote against her.

    Couldn’t even do that losers!

  24. Octopus says:

    Racist wackadoodle Toure assclowned himself in fine fashion on Super Bowl Sunday. Enjoy. 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    Knights For Socialism gonna train youse to bash the fash. Because of “record numbers of hate crimes since Trump’s election.” Yes, but all the hate crimes have been perpetrated by leftist goons…sensing…what is it now? A disconnect!

  26. Octopus says:

    That’s very Deplorable! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass’s reply was brilliant! Brilliant, I say!

      • Minnow-redux says:

        Wow Charles, you dealt with him like a Boss. Like the Boss-of-a-bunch-of-paper-boys Boss that is.

        Funny that you would identify what was said to you as “eloquent”. “Eloquent” means “fluent and persuasive, convincing”. “Persuasive”. It doesn’t look like you were persuaded Charles – – you know, by telling him to fuck off.

        But then, maybe you were using words that you don’t understand!??

        And that wouldn’t be the first time now would it Charlie?

        But – just keep shooting off your mouth like a fool Charles. We expect it from you.

        By the way Charles, why are you such a horrible mess?

    • Bunk X says:

  27. Octopus says:

    Nazis everywhere!

  28. Octopus says:

    Does anyone else sense another misogynist obsession a-brewin’?

    Tap the brakes, Chunky. These never end well for you.

  29. ISTE says:

    I love cooking (and tormenting Charles Johnson)

    For the past three nights I have been trying to cook myself authentic Yorkshire pudding. It came close every time but not risen and fluffy enough.

    Today I saw a recipe that included half a cup of beer! Great..

    So I bought a 30 pack of Miller High Life as that was the cheapest per ounce (I love the Walmart price things that tell you how much per ounce things cost… Dog food at 5.3 cents per ounce, A bargain! I bought two 50 pound bags!.. Um, I don’t have a dog….)

    Now, what is going to happen to the other 29 and a half cans remaining I wonder?

    This is going to be an interesting night..


  30. kbdabear says:

    You might want to stop tweeting insulting bullshit at people if you don’t want abuse

    What a fucking pussy. The Man who “bravely takes on the Right Wing Machine”

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Really Charles? You have been targeted “for abuse”?

      And we are supposed to feel sorry for you?

      What kind of abuse have you been “targeted for”? Are you a pedophile? Did you beat your wife? Do you abuse animals?? Please tell us more??

      We know you shoot off your mouth pretending to have an IQ of around 80 – – but, then when you do, we realize you are in the low 60’s. So, that is sort of abusive to those folks with IQs in the 80’s….. but, really – we must have more information on why you have been “targeted for” abuse. We need to know who and why you have been so abusive.

      Please explain this.

      And then buy a book of English grammar.

      And then go fuck yourself.

  31. Octopus says:

    He’s on one again. Must be Tuesday, or any other night of the week.

    Drops mic.
    19 minutes ago
    Oh shit. Yes.
    20 minutes ago
    Oh fuck.
    21 minutes ago
    Oh shit. Assholes.
    22 minutes ago
    Douchebros will stop this.
    23 minutes ago
    Be a dumb ass.
    24 minutes ago
    Be stupid.
    25 minutes ago
    Be dumb.
    25 minutes ago
    Say dumb things.
    26 minutes ago
    That’s cool.
    26 minutes ago

  32. Octopus says:

    ‘Member that old video, going back to Chunky’s Pre-Moronic Conversion days, that had all the top Dems proclaiming that Saddam Hussein was stockpiling WMD’s and building a nuke? Well, this one is almost as good.

    • Bunk X says:

      The missus got me a copy of “American Sniper” for Christmas. SEAL Chris Kyle confirms that they existed (as do thousands of dead Kurds).

      • Arachne says:

        They absolutely DID exist. It was understood that before the invasion Saddam shipped them out by the truckload into Syria.

        • Bunk X says:

          Saddam had 12 years to hide them because there was no monitoring. Remember “Chemical Ali?” Remember the dismantled mobile labs? Remember the 30 Iraqi (Russian) warplanes buried in the desert? Remember the stock piles found?

          Nah.They don’t count.

  33. Octopus says:

    It’s a bit harsh, but…

  34. ISTE says:

    Last night my car was brutally attacked in the parking lot. paintwork damaged, vicious attack. I was targeted because I am a white American living in an exclusively “Immigrant” apartment complex. targeted because I am a minority. Oh, I am not American. I am a Green Card holder. A guest of the USA.I am an immigrant just the same as my neighbors, but I am pink not brown. But my skin colour makes me a target for hate.I am white and an oppressed minority in the USA. Build the fucking wall as fast as you can President Trump and throw out the illegals that damaged my car. Illegals swim across the rio grande. I flew here business class on British Airways. LEAGALLY!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      I hate it when the bastards attack a poor innocent car, just sitting there minding its own business. I’ve had cars vandalized several times. I like to fantasize about chasing them down an alley in my car, with no way for them to escape.

    • rightymouse says:


    • pineapple says:

      Sorry to hear that ISTE, I had my truck vandalized a few times when I lived in Tijuana Mexico. I lived in both the poor and affluent sections of the city and it happened in both places. I’m very Anglo Saxon looking.

      • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

        I told you to get rid of the horned helmet, bearded axe, and braided, waist-length hair.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      We live behind a gate. Cuts down on the mayhem greatly compared to outside the walls where the property crime levels are some of the highest in the country. There’s a reason houses in Mexico and Central America are built like compounds, with a high wall and a gate right on the street, and the yard and house safely tucked behind.

      I highly recommend it.

  35. Pakimon says:

    My, aren’t we bitter and peevish tonight… 😆 😆

    • pineapple says:

      Ahhhh poor Toot…. I love winning!

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Oh Charles, are we having one of our “sessions” again?

      Poor dear. Poor, poor dear.

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky has to keep taking his bitter medicine, spoonful after spoonful after spoonful. It makes him cry. 😆

      They’re ALL going to get confirmed, Fatass. We have the votes. Invest in Kleenex.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      So, we are all fuckheads and Senator Sessions is a racist.

      Well, sorry to tell you, we aren’t. And he ain’t.

      But YOU are a washed-up, uneducated loudmouth who is irrationally intolerant of anyone who doesn’t see the world exactly as you do with that small, ineffective brain of yours.


      Sessions is IN A-hole. So is Trump. So is…… (you fill in the blank).

      Nanny-nanny boo boo.

    • dezes157 says:

      Why does @Twitter allow this hate mongering sack of shit a platform to spew his false allegations, his libelous and slanderous tweets without reprisal?
      There must be a reason, right?
      Oh yeah, Twitter is complicit in criminal and fake allegations.

    • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

  36. Minnow-redux says:

    Great column by Anne Coulter this week……

  37. Bunk X says:

    • Pakimon says:

      Twitter can be pretty treacherous in Winter.

      Especially when you try to jump in front of a parade and pretend you’re leading it. 😆