Google updates Charles Johnson’s photo to February 2010. He was wearing makeup.
Posted: February 6, 2017 Filed under: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs, Penis Penis Penis LOL | Tags: #rumpswab, Charles Johnson, Google, karma, LGF, Little Green Footballs, penis penis penis lol, The Sage of Culver City, twitter 152 CommentsJust when we thought the benign mockery of Charles Johnson had faded into a mildly amusing reverie, Ms. Lucy Dynamite comes through with some new entertainment.
In case @Lucy_Dynamite gets bumped off & sent to #TwitterGulag for cake & beer and Twitter sanitizes her Tweet, here’s an unadulterated screencap.
See that? Diary of Daedalus beat out Wikipedia for the win! But wait! There’s more!
Here’s an enlarged screencap. Note what happens if you hover your mouse over the image…
Clicking on the image sends you to a collection of Diary of Daedalus posts, and if you scroll down, you find the source of the Google image – a retrospective of the infamous “Night of Long Knives” AKA
The 10th Anniversary of Charles Johnson’s Famous On-Line Meltdown
The image that Google chose is a screencap from his interview on “Dangerous Minds” that aired on February 28, 2010. Johnson was approaching 58 years old and wearing pancake (heh) makeup. Now he’s pushing 64 and still won’t update his gravatar image, and we all know why. He wants to look like this forever:
I think we should let him.
[h/t ISTE]
P.S. This is kinda fun, too [via Poteen].
This’ll put a little color in his face.
https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/flamin-hot-cheetos-bagel-arrives-at-the-bagel-nook
I remember when I used to eat hot stuff just for the thrill of it. Been a long time, though. If it hurts, it ain’t fun for me.
Thai chilies or curry would hurt ya! 😆
http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2017/02/06/the-left-hates-you-act-accordingly-n2281602
It’s kind of sad, but Kurt’s not wrong. I’ve seen the hate-filled rants, too. Some from people I would never have dreamed were harboring such nastiness. I still laugh it off, but I’m not going to take any shit from such people if they come at me face to face. I have cruel facts at my disposal, and a kubotan if the sis-in-law tries to escalate. 😆
One of my liberal male BFF’s swears he’s going to wear black for 4 years. I’ve known him since my teens in Thailand. He still lives there,so he has no clue really about what it’s like to actually live here after Obama. But he’s a wonderful/awesome/smart person & we’ve been friends for so long, it would be unnatural for him to go insane. My very, very, liberal boss could care less about the outcome of the election. He still loves me. Of course, he’s going on 97, so I’m amazed he still recognizes me. One step-son, sadly, is grieving. Am shocked, but it turns out his new bride is a liberal. He’s gotta keep her happy. 🙂
I’m rooting for these two crazy kids to get married. Okay, he’s a little old for her, but other than that, they make a perfect couple.
And don’t anyone tell me “he’s nuts over her.” We already discarded that one.
I’ll believe he’s nuts over her if he does a backflip
Or if she wasn’t wearing 4-inch heels. 🙂
And a head flat enough to set your beer on.
Toes to toes, her nose was in it.
Nose to nose, her toes was in it.
At least bending over isn’t an option.
Such a dirty mind. 😆
Moi?
Well, I didn’t have the purest motives in posting that pic in the first place. 🙂
Shit! Can you imagine how da Shaq would CRUSH her….?
BTW has anyone seen the overnights for Super Bowl 51’s ratings? If attendance and disinterest at my party, normally attended by about two dozen people and barely scraping 10 this year is any indication, no one cared. And I wonder of those that DID tune in, how many turned it off at the half and after the preachy commercials.
I don’t know about the ratings, but for me, that was the greatest game of all time. Glad I didn’t give up on it when it looked over in the third at 28-3. As soon as the Pats got their first TD, I thought they would make a game of it, though I didn’t think they would win until they got the ball back with three minutes left down 8. Knew they would score, the only question would be the 2-pt conversion, which is damn hard to convert. Once they tied it up, you knew they would win in OT. I’m sure everybody was back watching the game at that point, if they were still able to focus. Me being sick like a dog, I was a captive audience in bed, sipping tea. I yelled and had a coughing fit when they scored the winning TD.
Regarding the ads, I didn’t even register the anti-Trump digs. Must have been blowing my nose.
Gaga was meh, but I’m not a big fan of her music. I don’t care that she wanted Shrillary to win, of course she did. I find her music uninspiring, despite the theatrics. On the other hand, I don’t think Adele would have been safe jumping down to the stage on that diameter of cable — could have been tragic.
Okay, I missed this one. Good grief!
http://nypost.com/2017/02/06/wtf-was-84-lumber-thinking-with-its-super-bowl-ad/
An employment enticement AD?
Attention Homeland Security. Please drop a net over 84 Lumber and start squaring everyone with their I-9’s.
And then prosecute, fine and throw that CEO asshole in effing JAIL.
Apparently the original ad featured a border wall, but it was rejected. When I read that, I thought that the ad might have shown an American construction crew building the wall.
Now THAT would have made me smile.
Apparently this is the uncut version of the 84 Lumber ad.
Okay, now that I’ve watched the uncut version, I would have edited out everything except for the construction crew.
So what was the story today from the office libs?
“Did you see how Donald Trump left his own Super Bowl Party at half time because the Pats were losing?”
Uh, he’s PRESIDENT, dim bulbs. Are you sure that he didn’t have, you know, PRESIDENTIAL stuff to do? This isn’t Obama? This President WORKS.
Unlike the previous one, who’d go to either the golf course or the bathhouse!
http://dailycaller.com/2017/02/05/noaa-scientists-manipulated-temperature-data-to-make-global-warming-seem-worse/
Wait…what? Science guys LIED about the data, in the much-ballyhooed “Pausebuster” paper? Say it isn’t so! 😆
Rush was all over this today. But there’s a March For Science (Liberal Politics/Wealth redistribution) in the works. Should be fun!! 😆
https://www.marchforscience.com/
You heard it here first: CHRISTIANS are bringing sharia law to the USA.
The Streak Is Intact. 😆
OMG. Even for Charles Foster Johnson that is a new low in intellectual acuity. 😯
In an unintended way, Charles may be right.
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/9716/christian-clergy-islam
ICYMI:
Further on this “professor” and her body of work:
https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2017/02/05/unhinged-nyu-professor-whose-hissy-fit-went-viral-turns-out-to-be-lobster-porn-artist/
https://archive.is/Y4Wwp
She thinks she is the reincarnated spirit of one of the Salem witches. Tee-hee! 😆
Well she has the “WITCH” part down.
I think that was misspelled. 😯
She’s a looker, though.
I think you misspelled that too! 😯
Why/How is it that people with obvious mental/emotional issues blend in with faculty at major learning institutions here? Good grief!! 😯
Because just as in media and entertainment, academia is one big circle jerk. They are in every nook and cranny. Because Berkeley.
She’s a professor of ____________?
“Ghost Bitch.” That’s all ye know, and all ye need know.
Feminist penis-envy.
This was put together by a child. Because Arrested development.
You have to admit, that penis-axe is quite evocative. All in all, the collection looks like the playthings of a deeply disturbed mental patient. Have you seen her video, “Masshole?” Yeah, I’m not gonna link to it.
Speaking of under-the-sea critters, all is not well in Mermania. There’s a dark side, beyond the old practice of luring lonely sailors to their doom. That was kind of fishy, you have to admit.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4186156/Dark-mermaids-revealed-cyber-bullying-feuds.html#ixzz4XvYH5rjM
What are you laughing about, Garage Boy? The leaked emails showed the world that the whole Democratic primary process was rigged for Shrillary. There’s no controversy, even. Own it. Love it. 😆
I think it’s very difficult for many Dems to accept just how badly the liberal media & pundits snowed themselves & their followers with wishful thinking & BS polls & then there are some who have seen the light. My liberal friend in Thailand has vowed to stop watching Maddow, for instance. And he LOVED her. I didn’t have to say a word. He’s smart enough to realize he had been ‘had’.
Think Charlie will update his?
http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/02/06/cant-stop-laughing-keith-olbermanns-new-twitter-pic-puts-pajama-boy-to-shame/
Chunky’s Hero. 😆
Are the libs going to cry, whine and moan for 8 straight years?
I don’t know why – but the one on the right reminds me so much of Charles….
Der Schadenboner! 👿
Watch. Dipshit will retweet it not understanding the sarcasm.
That would be true to form for Fatso. 😆
Charles really should look before he pops that next handful of Cheetos in his gaping maw. This fella has figured out how to get buckets more money than a 2 year old gofundme can get ya’.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gorilla-Hot-Cheetos-RARE-One-of-a-Kind-Cheetos-Harambe-Gorilla-/172504352676?hash=item282a0f87a4:g:1vEAAOSw44BYa1Fz&rmvSB=true&ul_ref=https%253A%252F%252Frover.ebay.com%252Frover%252F1%252F711-53200-19255-0%252F1%253Fff3%253D4%2526toolid%253D11800%2526pub%253D5575256409%2526campid%253D5338012569%2526mpre%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.ebay.com%25252Fitm%25252FGorilla-Hot-Cheetos-RARE-One-of-a-Kind-Cheetos-Harambe-Gorilla-%25252F172504352676%25253Fhash%25253Ditem282a0f87a4%25253Ag%25253A1vEAAOSw44BYa1Fz%2526srcrot%253D711-53200-19255-0%2526rvr_id%253D1164346034044
Poor Charles, pwned by a snack food.
Mic-dropping moment of extreme pwnge for Dem blowhard, at the hands of Tomi. 🙂
Oh, but lefty asshole has to condescend…”Good for you”. Ugh.
Because that’s all Leftoid Asshole™ has. Sounds like another Participationtrophyloser.
They were talking about that on the radio today. How many of the libs that were screaming for more gun control after Sandy Hook know the names of any of the kids killed?
My favorite tweet re: Patriot’s incredible win!
You’re an idiot, Gussy. Good thing the grown-ups are in charge now. Don’t you have some dumpster diving to do tonight?
Gus should be careful when he dives. It’s rough out there. Bad things can happen:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4199752/Coroner-Woman-dies-getting-stuck-clothing-drop-box.html
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4351026/clinton-1995-immigration-sotu
A gem for the archives.
Kind of like a 64 year old fat man who tries to talk like a Silverlake hipster
Let’s not mention that Huckabee attended the Juilliard School of music for 2.5-years.
Where did you say you got your musical training again bra’?
And, of course, Mike Huckabee never did attend Juilliard Charles – which is exactly why I said “Let’s not mention that…”
Wow – it is kind of fun to lie like a Liberal!!
I hope you wasted a few minutes of your time scrambling around on that one Fatass.
Maxine Waters Charles, Maxine Waters!
I was wondering if you might educate us non-Californians on how the Russians are doing with their invasion of Korea, Chuck. Would that be North Korea – or South Korea. Or maybe, she meant Fullerton?
Inquiring minds would like to know Charles.
I actually knew someone once who went there. I mean, this could be bad!
No. She meant Little Korea here in Bergen Co., NJ. Leonia, Palisades Park, Fort Lee …
It’s called a “schadenboner,” and it’s not wielded in anger. It’s a thing of joy and glad tidings.
Hey Gus, have you been reading the news lately? You know, like in the last three weeks or so??
The “tolerant” left has been out bashing in people’s skulls, burning shit down and destroying everything they can get their hands on because Trump won the election.
The Left doesn’t have a leg to stand on when it comes to dumbass remarks like yours.
You idiot.
I see the article at Drudge about the Chinese high rise building with all of the plants and shrubs that will generate 130-pounds of Oxygen per day.
That is enough Oxygen for 82-people, per day!
Wow. I hope they spend a lot of money on THAT idea!!
Nancy Legosi “I can’t work with President Bush”.
What are these idiot Dems smoking!?
“Nancy Legosi”
😆 😆 😆
Heeheeheehee!!!!
You went full Keith, man. Don’t go full Keith.
He looks so crazy here. 😆
He’s pretending to be sitting in the rain at Woodstock, but he was only about 10 at the time.
More Viagra for the ol’ schadenboner. 😆
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-06/left-melts-down-after-new-england-patriot-super-bowl-victory
Pure gold. 😆
Hmmm … racism
Gross racism!
And the Left always refers to conservatives as “Low Information Voters.” The snowflakes keep getting their dumb asses handed to them, and I for one think that’s just great.
Yet they NEVER realize they’ve just been handed their asses.
Moar censorship on the twitter-feed: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-07/orwellian-happenings-twitter-censors-trump-suspends-new-comic-strip-lampooning-liber
You sit on a throne of lies in a glass house, Chunky. Careful. Eventually, a current pic of your prodigious self is going to surface from the fetid swamp. Won’t be pretty.
You loony libs made a stand to block Betsy Devos…. even got a couple of Republicans (who are in the tank for teacher unions) to join in and vote against her.
Couldn’t even do that losers!
😆
Oh what a tragedy.
Hey FATSO – Muslims are “creationists” as much as Christians are. And your followers who are Black Christians. This “creationist” boogey-man is bullshit. What they really are afraid of is that her support for school vouchers will let all those inner-city kids they profess to care so much about to get into the private schools they put THEIR little darlings in so they won’t have to deal with the riff-raff.
Now shut the fuck up.
Word.
Ditto…
Racist wackadoodle Toure assclowned himself in fine fashion on Super Bowl Sunday. Enjoy. 😆
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2017/02/the-super-bowls-biggest-loser.php
http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=8741
Knights For Socialism gonna train youse to bash the fash. Because of “record numbers of hate crimes since Trump’s election.” Yes, but all the hate crimes have been perpetrated by leftist goons…sensing…what is it now? A disconnect!
That’s very Deplorable! 😆
Fatass’s reply was brilliant! Brilliant, I say!
Wow Charles, you dealt with him like a Boss. Like the Boss-of-a-bunch-of-paper-boys Boss that is.
Funny that you would identify what was said to you as “eloquent”. “Eloquent” means “fluent and persuasive, convincing”. “Persuasive”. It doesn’t look like you were persuaded Charles – – you know, by telling him to fuck off.
But then, maybe you were using words that you don’t understand!??
And that wouldn’t be the first time now would it Charlie?
But – just keep shooting off your mouth like a fool Charles. We expect it from you.
By the way Charles, why are you such a horrible mess?
I remember that. Ohio State flag. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
What a friggin’ dumbass! 😆 😆
Yeah, he vaporized that one pretty quickly once his own Lizards pointed out his ignorance.
Nazis everywhere!
Does anyone else sense another misogynist obsession a-brewin’?
Tap the brakes, Chunky. These never end well for you.
She must be hitting her target. ‘Course with Fatso, that ain’t so difficult. 😆
He’s really bad at paintball, our big bouncing boyo. 😦
I love cooking (and tormenting Charles Johnson)
For the past three nights I have been trying to cook myself authentic Yorkshire pudding. It came close every time but not risen and fluffy enough.
Today I saw a recipe that included half a cup of beer! Great..
So I bought a 30 pack of Miller High Life as that was the cheapest per ounce (I love the Walmart price things that tell you how much per ounce things cost… Dog food at 5.3 cents per ounce, A bargain! I bought two 50 pound bags!.. Um, I don’t have a dog….)
Now, what is going to happen to the other 29 and a half cans remaining I wonder?
This is going to be an interesting night..
🙂
OK, that failed… I just made a pizza crust.
If you find the magic in making Yorkshire pudding, I will kiss your feet. 🙂
I’ve tried making twice in my life. 🙂
The missus makes Yorkshire pudding on holidays and it comes out pretty well. As far as I know she doesn’t have a recipe, just dumps a bunch of goop in a pan and bakes it. I’m not about to wake her up to ask, but remind me later.
You might want to stop tweeting insulting bullshit at people if you don’t want abuse
What a fucking pussy. The Man who “bravely takes on the Right Wing Machine”
Really Charles? You have been targeted “for abuse”?
And we are supposed to feel sorry for you?
What kind of abuse have you been “targeted for”? Are you a pedophile? Did you beat your wife? Do you abuse animals?? Please tell us more??
We know you shoot off your mouth pretending to have an IQ of around 80 – – but, then when you do, we realize you are in the low 60’s. So, that is sort of abusive to those folks with IQs in the 80’s….. but, really – we must have more information on why you have been “targeted for” abuse. We need to know who and why you have been so abusive.
Please explain this.
And then buy a book of English grammar.
And then go fuck yourself.
Anyone who followed @Lizardoid before he deleted all his abusive Tweets knows better. It’s also a TOS violation to have more than one account on Twitter. https://twitter.com/Lizardoid/followers
Hey Fatso – does the name “Neal Rauhauser” ring a bell. The buddy of Brett Kimberlin – the guy you were DM’ing and then had to change your handle when you were getting the shit kicked out of you.
Hey, how about the people that YOU harass?
Yep. He changed his twitter account because he had egg and crap all over the Lizardoid one.
EXACTLY.
He’s on one again. Must be Tuesday, or any other night of the week.
Drops mic.
19 minutes ago
Oh shit. Yes.
20 minutes ago
Oh fuck.
21 minutes ago
Oh shit. Assholes.
22 minutes ago
Douchebros will stop this.
23 minutes ago
Be a dumb ass.
24 minutes ago
Be stupid.
25 minutes ago
Be dumb.
25 minutes ago
Say dumb things.
26 minutes ago
That’s cool.
26 minutes ago
‘Member that old video, going back to Chunky’s Pre-Moronic Conversion days, that had all the top Dems proclaiming that Saddam Hussein was stockpiling WMD’s and building a nuke? Well, this one is almost as good.
The missus got me a copy of “American Sniper” for Christmas. SEAL Chris Kyle confirms that they existed (as do thousands of dead Kurds).
They absolutely DID exist. It was understood that before the invasion Saddam shipped them out by the truckload into Syria.
Saddam had 12 years to hide them because there was no monitoring. Remember “Chemical Ali?” Remember the dismantled mobile labs? Remember the 30 Iraqi (Russian) warplanes buried in the desert? Remember the stock piles found?
Nah.They don’t count.
http://freebeacon.com/politics/porn-star-lambasts-springsteen-american-embarrassment/
A pornstar has more class than Springsteen.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-02-07/swedish-cop-posts-epic-facebook-rant-immigrant-crime-ignites-nationwide-firestorm
Sweden is toast.
This is a good sign:
http://www.vdare.com/posts/why-does-bill-belichick-play-so-many-whites-and-nobody-else-does
Racist!! 😆
It’s a bit harsh, but…
Geebus. When we sent my step-daughter to college, the biggest things we worried about were whether she’d get along with her roommate & find her way to her classes on time.
Same.
Want this place… A nice home for me.
http://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/fsba,fsbo,fore,new_lt/house,mobile_type/27989313_zpid/10000-20000_price/38-75_mp/mostrecentchange_sort/31.092926,-94.935608,28.326142,-98.451233_rect/7_zm/X1.dash.SS1s8hdgm1hzjt7_4lr3d_sse/0_mmm/
That there is a nice fixer-upper.
First two months I worked in Houston I lived in a tent and did the bathroom thing in the woods.
I take it you’re a handy kind of guy. I’m not. Also, somebody got murdered in there, and then a fire was set to hide the evidence. So, angry ghost. Not a deal-breaker, but something to consider in negotiations.
If ISTE moves in, that ghost is gonna be making sammiches.
Last night my car was brutally attacked in the parking lot. paintwork damaged, vicious attack. I was targeted because I am a white American living in an exclusively “Immigrant” apartment complex. targeted because I am a minority. Oh, I am not American. I am a Green Card holder. A guest of the USA.I am an immigrant just the same as my neighbors, but I am pink not brown. But my skin colour makes me a target for hate.I am white and an oppressed minority in the USA. Build the fucking wall as fast as you can President Trump and throw out the illegals that damaged my car. Illegals swim across the rio grande. I flew here business class on British Airways. LEAGALLY!!!!!
I hate it when the bastards attack a poor innocent car, just sitting there minding its own business. I’ve had cars vandalized several times. I like to fantasize about chasing them down an alley in my car, with no way for them to escape.
Move.
See above where my ideal home is a burned out trailer.. or house or just a place to be me.
“HOME IS BURNED”
“Great solar potential”
Want us to bid it down?
Sorry to hear that ISTE, I had my truck vandalized a few times when I lived in Tijuana Mexico. I lived in both the poor and affluent sections of the city and it happened in both places. I’m very Anglo Saxon looking.
I told you to get rid of the horned helmet, bearded axe, and braided, waist-length hair.
We live behind a gate. Cuts down on the mayhem greatly compared to outside the walls where the property crime levels are some of the highest in the country. There’s a reason houses in Mexico and Central America are built like compounds, with a high wall and a gate right on the street, and the yard and house safely tucked behind.
I highly recommend it.
My, aren’t we bitter and peevish tonight… 😆 😆
Ahhhh poor Toot…. I love winning!
Oh Charles, are we having one of our “sessions” again?
Poor dear. Poor, poor dear.
Chunky has to keep taking his bitter medicine, spoonful after spoonful after spoonful. It makes him cry. 😆
They’re ALL going to get confirmed, Fatass. We have the votes. Invest in Kleenex.
So, we are all fuckheads and Senator Sessions is a racist.
Well, sorry to tell you, we aren’t. And he ain’t.
But YOU are a washed-up, uneducated loudmouth who is irrationally intolerant of anyone who doesn’t see the world exactly as you do with that small, ineffective brain of yours.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Sessions is IN A-hole. So is Trump. So is…… (you fill in the blank).
Nanny-nanny boo boo.
Why does @Twitter allow this hate mongering sack of shit a platform to spew his false allegations, his libelous and slanderous tweets without reprisal?
There must be a reason, right?
Oh yeah, Twitter is complicit in criminal and fake allegations.
Great column by Anne Coulter this week……
http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2017-02-08.html
45 minutes with Charles Johnson.
Twitter can be pretty treacherous in Winter.
Especially when you try to jump in front of a parade and pretend you’re leading it. 😆
If you imagine the blobfish behind the wheel of the careening vehicles, it’s like you’re watching an instant replay of Twitterwar Theatre. 😆
It’s like Little Green Footballs post-2009.