Charles Johnson believes Keith Olbermann is a Spokesman for something. Cool.

Keith Olbermann is desperately trying to become the new Rachel Maddow but he can’t find his footing in The Dogpatch of Life. He needs to abandon his wiwi and sport a vajayjay to garner credibility with the MSM. He’s never had the latter, and none of his *ahem* partners have come forward to attest to the existence of the former. In truth, there is no evidence online that he has either a WW or a VJJ. It’s up for grabs questionable whether he has either.

Of course, that doesn’t stop Charles Johnson from stepping in it, tracking it across the carpet, and then crowing about it.

Charles, you’re a mess.


220 Comments on “Charles Johnson believes Keith Olbermann is a Spokesman for something. Cool.”

  1. Octopus says:

    Johnny Depp has money troubles, folks. Not to mention, a string of bombs at the box office that would have been the death-knell to any other actor’s career. Even this darling of the Left will outstay his welcome, if the new Pirate movie tanks. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      Depp could easily be replaced by Keith Richards to create a box office smash hit, even without special effects.

  2. Octopus says:

    Gorsuch looks like a shoo-in, but you know the Left is frantically scrabbling for anything to try and block his appointment. Chunky’s already accused him of being against disabled kids, but who isn’t, am I right? Screw those little shits with their special needs. Push their wheelchairs over the nearest cliff! 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    Heheh…Obama’s boy sez Gorsuch is thoughtful and brilliant. Chunky just made a grumpy in his pants. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    See, everything happens for a reason. Well, that’s what me dear departed Mom used to say. 🙂

  5. Octopus says:

    Yeah, we’ll see. The conservatives could use another voice in the wilderness, but this seems very far from a reality. Plus, Me-Again Kelly and Greta Scientology do not a Fox News make.

    • rightymouse says:

      I can’t wait for Megyn to implode at NBC. Will be awesome to watch. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        They’ve given her the 9:00 a.m. – 10:00 a.m. slot on “Today” – which would be the hour NO ONE is watching. We’re all either at work or starting our errands for the day. Oh, and for the benefit of NBC – every conservative on the WEST COAST is listening to either Rush Limbaugh or Andy Wilkow.

        • rightymouse says:

          Who exactly will be her target audience? I can’t imagine that there will be too many people in that hour who want to watch a heavily made-up, T&A female blathering about Trump.

          • Octopus says:

            She’s going to bomb. Just not all that likable, imho. Maybe she can tone down the act for morning sensibilities. We’ll see.

    • Arachne says:

      Not gonna happen. First of all, conservatives and the moderate right aren’t going to abandon Fox for two pundits they started turning off to begin with. And Tucker’s ratings in Kelly’s spot are through the roof. I’m wondering if their Comcast bosses are turning up the heat on the abysmal ratings on MSNBC and the price of the so-called “talent.”

      You’re too late, NBC. The conservative talent isn’t out there for you to pluck. Hannity, O’Reilly (such as he is) aren’t leaving Fox for you. Breitbart won’t do TV on your network, and neither will Andy Wilkow or David Webb – the two rising stars on Sirius/XM.

      I suggest you contact this “incredible” journalist we know in Culver City and give him a show – since apparently he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING. Oh, and you might want to invest in some wide-angle lenses.

  6. Juan Epstein says:


  7. rightymouse says:

    It was fake news, Fatso and you bleated it out on Twitter. Boy, you’re stupid.

    • Arachne says:

      I find it interesting that when you Google this story, NOTHING from LGF appears on the front page of Google. In fact, your Tweet isn’t even mentioned in the various stories, even though tweets from others are.

      It’s rather pathetic watching you attempt to be the “breaker” of stories when everyone knows you do no independent research. After all, you claimed to have “broken” the story on Rathergate, which you didn’t. In fact, you’ve been roundly denounced for your pathetic attempt to say so.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re talking to Chunky as if he’s reading your post, Arachne, and he never, ever reads here. Except when he’s asleep or awake, or on days ending in “y,” and on holidays connected to all the major and minor faiths. And Guy Fawkes Day — that’s a biggie. Bastille Day. Hitler’s birthday, too.

        • Octopus says:

          Lotta butthurt on this utter toss of a fool’s errand. 😆

        • Arachne says:

          Hey – Fatso has hit the $6K mark. Which is less than I make in a month from my – GASP – JOB!

          • rightymouse says:

            Me too.

          • Octopus says:

            Working does have its rewards, eh? On the other hand, you don’t have all day and night to fart around on Twitter while gorging yourself with salty snacks and sugary caffeine bombs. Plus, you can always beg for pennies on the internet, if you’re too fat and hideous for even the darkest alley prostitution.

          • Arachne says:

            No I don’t. Which is why I probably haven’t gone over 1000 followers yet. Oh well.

  8. Octopus says:

    We heard, Fatass. A Day Of Warmening. Why don’t you make a special appearance, with a new song about the tragedy of climate chaos omfg?

  9. Octopus says:

    I’m so old, I remember the separation of you and your right mind. Seems like ages ago.

  10. rightymouse says:

    What a totally stupid thing to tweet. Dumbass.

    Clintons at Prayer Breakfast when Bill was President.

  11. Arachne says:

    BTW – I guess professional rabble rouser and all-around moron DeRayged McKesson must have outlived his usefulness to the left and and Democrats – because that dirtbag has gone completely silent. I guess finding out that 99% the good people of Baltimore want nothing to do with you can be sobering.

  12. Pakimon says:

    Must keep out the stalkers with their nefarious sock puppets!

    Maybe Chunkles should bring back the Sooper Sekret private threads.

    I was going to suggest distributing LGF decoder rings but they cost money so that’s a non-starter given Chunkles’ financial state. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      And only one retweet and three likes. People follow you on Twitter. Apparently no one gives a shit.
      They don’t go to your Swamp of a site.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        Can you imagine someone like Charles in the real world? Having to interact with a douchebag like this? No wonder he is unemployable. He acts like an eleven year old.

        Charles – asking for a friend – will you also be distributing encoder rings to gain access to your (ahem) site?

    • Minnow-redux says:

      I just realized…. the two factor authentication first authenticates that you have an IQ less than 62. The second authentication factor determines that you are a complete asshole.

      Good work Charles. Maybe your asshole buddy Keef Olbermann will join!!??

      Oh yeah. One more question. Do you have to fart while signing in too?

    • Bunk X says:

      Coming soon to LGF: Multiple complaints about inaccessibility issues from the lizard sycophants.

      • Octopus says:

        So many complaints, for so small a coterie of sycophants. So much peeve from Chunky, when he has trouble resolving their issues.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Gussy, I really, really doubt you can read Thomas Jefferson’s writings and have any sober/realistic understanding of his words and meaning. I’m an English major with a History minor. I’ve studied Jefferson. He was a great man. And Trump will be. You aren’t. Let’s leave it at that.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Keep it up, Fatso. You could cross the line into treason if you’re not careful.

    • rightymouse says:

      Is there any way to get Charles’ Twitter account tagged/flagged?

      • Minnow-redux says:

        This is the funny.

        Charles suggesting that he may be someone who is in a position to “seriously discuss” anything.

        Charles, my word of warning to you is as follows: You shoot off your mouth one more time and I am liable to send over a battalion of 13-year old muslimas armed with their (ahem) firearms. You know “pew-pew-pew”.

        Hmmmmm? Think about it Charles.

      • Arachne says:

        His crap is nothing more than what is called “click bait.”
        Here, let me say something to make the left really like me and they’ll give me a like. He never really says anything.

    • Bunk X says:

  15. Octopus says:

    Finally got some time to read this evening, and this book is even better than I thought it would be. Surber has a very nice, light touch, with more humor than expected from a curmudgeonly old newsman. He’s clearly dealing with a raging schadenboner, too.

    The now-laughable quotes from all the “experts” (both sides of the aisle) are just too much fun to read now, as they dismissed Trump’s chances as non-existent every step of the way, from his announcing to Election Night. The bitterness of their defeat has driven many of them bonkers, like Dear Fatass who is now calling for an assassination or some kind of coup to remove Trump. Um…is that legal?

  16. Bunk X says:

  17. Octopus says:

    Was it “The LGF Twelve?”

    Nah…too much like work, and the letters are too neat. 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    This is why I still love black people, despite the past decade of divisiveness and idiocy. 🙂

  19. Octopus says:

    Civility and polite disagreement between friends. Not exactly in vogue these days, eh?

    • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

      Calling someone a Nazi by the second sentence is usually a conversation damper.

      • Octopus says:

        So is slugging them in the balls. Gotta stop doing that!

        • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

          Ya never know who has balls now, so you may have to just kick ’em all in the crotch and let Gaia sort them out.

          • TreBob says:

            …kick ’em all in the crotch and let Gaia sort them out.

            There’s your bumper sticker and t-shirt, right there. Well done OLT!!

  20. Octopus says:

    Apatow is quite a little scumbag. I don’t usually boycott entertainers based on their politics, but I’m thinking of making an exception for his crappy work — no real sacrifice, there. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Everyone loves riots in Hollywood.
      You know, if those of us on the right were really as evil and violent as they like to say we are – like the TEA Party being domestic terrorists – shouldn’t they be really, really, REALLY worried that all these “gun nuts” will reach their limit.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, but they’re not worried. They understand we are actually law-abiding, peaceable people. We’re just ignorant, uneducated, inbred hicks who need to be taught the error of our backwards ways. By Berkeley Kidz!

  21. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is a disgusting homophobe!!

    • Arachne says:

      Why is Milo not allowed to speak, FATSO?
      If a liberal like David Brooks had been given similar treatment at Liberty University or Hillsdale College you’d be screaming like a stuck pig.

      And considering the way YOU treat CONSERVATIVE women, I’d be really, really careful about throwing around that “misogynist” label, Porky.

  22. Octopus says:

    Still dealing with the snickering from his utter toss of a scoop. 😆

  23. Minnow-redux says:

    Okay, so the list of effing meddlesome experts appears to be getting longer. First, Obama. Then, McCain. Now Schwarzenegger.

    What the Eff is wrong with these people? I’ll tell you…. They are out of control attention whores.

    President Trump is our President. He won both by virtue of the popular vote and the Electoral College. And, no, Hilliary didn’t win the popular vote no matter how many times the dishonest media repeats that horseshit.

    It is time for the sore losers to grow up, and shut up.

  24. Minnow-redux says:

    And for the likes of that moron Sarah Silverman and others of her ilk, I think it is time for the Justice Department to start pursuing these foolish loudmouth people on sedition charges.

    And Charles, your claptrap has been about one hair breadth separated from that, you dildo.

  25. pineapple says:

    Fatso, I’m actually enjoying the “winning” very much……. and you ain’t seen nuthin’ yet Fuckface!

    • Arachne says:

      Fatso really believes the Country no longer supports Trump. Hell, even CALIFORNIA is on the side of the Ban.

    • rightymouse says:

      I get the feeling that 8 years of Obama lulled the left into believing all the crap that came out of his mouth and the media who in bed with him (or wanted to be). Then when Hillary won the Donk primary the sheep believed the media lies and polling. They were so SURE of her inevitable victory. But Trump won and their arrogant/smug world fell apart. They’re taking the loss badly and are behaving like spoiled, entitled brats. They all need to grow the hell up!

  26. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The hilarious thing about all of the lib activists, Hollyweird limousine libturds and the Soros funded astro turf riots is now that they’ve begun pinged out at OMG! HYSTERICAL!!!!! there’s really no where to go after that. And you can imagine how impressive this is to all those rational independents out there. Only someone as dumb as Stompy would actually choose to join these kooks and creeps as some kind of righteous stance against the uh normal people.

  27. Octopus says:

    I just feel all tingly all the time. It’s so weird. But nice. 🙂

  28. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    LOL! It’s the Soros piss into the wind effect. Milo’s book sales have skyrocketed 12,470% due to the Berkeley fake riot.

    • Octopus says:

      I’m looking forward to this book. I hope there’s an addendum covering this latest flaming shitshow, at Berkeley.

    • rightymouse says:

      😆 😆 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Milo, BTW, is misogynist because he loathes the feminazis. I’m trying to figure out how he’s racist since he has a black boyfriend. And he’s GAY and Jewish to as it turns out the real bigot here is homophobic antisemitic Dobie Donut.

  29. Octopus says:

    Chances of the military participating in an anti-Trump coup: Exactly the same as Chunky’s chances of wooing and winning Pam, or any other marginally presentable female.

    Keep smokin’ that sticky-icky, Sarah. It’s really doing wonders for your critical faculties. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Silverman doesn’t sound very bright or wise.

      • Octopus says:

        By her own admission, she smokes pot everyday. I don’t care what the stoners say, getting high every day stunts your intellectual and emotional maturity. You stay stuck at whatever age you took up your drug of choice — they talk about that in AA. Not that I’ve been to AA, but I read the big book, and know enough people who’ve gone through the program.

        She was mildly amusing once upon a time. That time has come and gone.

      • Bunk X says:

        She’s bright, she’s just stupid.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Wow, that is beyond idiotic.Whatever the cause, that be some deep seeded kind of stupid.

    • The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeethh says:

      Wake up and be hysterically hysterical! Type in all caps ALL THE TIME!!!!!! Run out in the street and bark like a dog at passing cars!!!

    • Arachne says:

      There’s ignorant. Then there’s weapons-grade stupid. And THEN there’s Sarah Silverman.

  30. Octopus says:

    Awww, so cute! Such a tragedy, the way Mom had to see your sordid life play out. The way big Sis had to kick you out of her garage, after peeling your cruddy skivvies off of her dinner plates in the dishwasher. We parents have such high hopes for our children, and far too often, those hopes and dreams crash piteously on the rocks of slacker reality.

    Get a fucking job, you bum.

    • Octopus says:

      Note: your tie was all fucked up, with the tail longer than the front. Get that right, for your next big job interview.

  31. Octopus says:

    Hoo, boy. Chubby-feets beating a crazy jungle rhythm, on the outskirts of Culver City. 😆

    Fuck Milo Yiannopoulos. He’s a goddamned Nazi enabler who deserves everything bad that happens to him.
    41 minutes ago
    Anyone who’s expecting me to get upset about Milo Yiannopoulos’s “free speech” clearly hasn’t read anything I’ve tweeted or written at LGF.
    42 minutes ago
    Wake up, you fucking idiots. Your lives are on the line and you’re worried about purity tests for far left ideals.
    53 minutes ago
    As Donald Trump lays waste to everything good about the US, I’m getting utterly sick and tired of people who bash Obama and the Clintons.
    54 minutes ago

    “Nazi-enabler.” I mean, where do you go from here, Fatass? You have to pace yourself, big fella. Gonna have a stroke or suthin’…

    • Minnow-redux says:

      that also be some deap-seated schtoopid. What a fool he is, typing that crap all day long.

      • Arachne says:

        There was a red line in the sand re the Fatboy mental stability.
        That series of tweets just slingshotted it into another zip code.

  32. Minnow-redux says:

    Article at Drudge with headline: “What now? Soul searching at Clinton Foundation”.

    Something tells me they will be searching for quite some time!

  33. Pakimon says:

    I’ve noticed that whenever Chunkles is more peevish and hysterical than usual, he’s compelled to trot out Big Blue Ball.

    Chunkles and big blue balls… What’s the significance?! I don’t know!! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      “Blue balls” is a real medical condition, that can only be treated through male ejaculation. Chunky has no chance of finding a willing female partner to help, can’t afford to pay a sex worker, and can’t reach his own shriveled willie due to his massive pannus. This is serieux* stuff. Pray for his release.

      *Pronounced, “seer-yo”

  34. Octopus says:

    James Woods is always good for a laugh. So is Lena. Even photoshop can’t save her. 😆

  35. Minnow-redux says:

    Charles doesn’t actually play any music though, does he?

    Instead, what this is really is another classic demonstration of Charle’s narcissism. Why would we (or anyone else) care what music he has playing in the privacy of his own home? He isn’t feeding this music.

    Charles: PROTIP: Get over yourself bitch. We could care less about your big blue balls.

    (Not to mention, this is also a way for him to grub for money. Charles second favorite pastime.)

  36. Bunk X says:

  37. Octopus says:

    …at the buffet line!

    • Arachne says:

      Dude you are KNOWN for only one thing. RatherGate.
      You are not KNOWN for anything else. And your name, when mentioned, is usually greeted with the question – “Is that asshole still around?”

  38. Octopus says:

    Thanks, but I just wanted one decent chappie. 🙂

    A friend of mine spends every weekend of the summer traveling to fishing tournaments, where he often wins the prizes. When he retires, he’s going to supplement his retirement income in this manner all year round. How’s that for a plan?

  39. Arachne says:


    • rightymouse says:

      I LOVED this retweet!! 😆

  40. Octopus says:

    Milo for the win.

  41. Minnow-redux says:

    Very interesting to see Ahnuld still showing his true colors to the entire world with his ongoing hissy fit with PRESIDENT Trump.

    Hey Ahnuld, why don’t you jump on the next plane to Ohio and get Kasich to give you a back rub or something.

    Ahnuld – what an idiot.

    • rightymouse says:

      He, Kasich, McCain and Lindsey Graham should put everyone out of their misery & pull an Arlen Specter.

  42. irongrampa says:

    Keith Olbermann is a prime example of someone not smart enough to be classified as stupid.

    He has lots of company.

  43. doriangrey says:

    By all means, please feel free to give me any
    thoughts you have on the subject. I fully intend to write a series of
    articles where I attempt to articulate and elucidate a “New” definition
    of American Conservationism in the Trump era.

  44. Minnow-redux says:

    The following from an article over at Drudge on a pow-wow held by EU leaders. The following statement apparently made by some idiot in Germany.

    Trump “is playing with the security of the Western world,” Martin Schulz, Merkel’s opponent in the September election, told Spiegel Online.

    The world is now, officially upside down, and inside out. WHO, Mr. German Moron, is playing with the security of the Western World? WHO is now overrun with muslem refugees Hell bent on destroying Western Civilization? And you have the gall and arrogance to somehow attribute the problems with the security of the Western world on a businessman who has never been a politician until two weeks ago?

    Are the Germans and the rest of the EU all smoking crack?

  45. Octopus says:

    Bruce, it’s over between us. Go take a power drive off the boardwalk into the ocean. I’m embarrassed for you.

  46. Minnow-redux says:

    -and what is with the “Village Magazine” (cover on Drudge) with President Trump shown in cross hairs and the question “Why not?”

    These are our allies??

  47. kbdabear says:

    I’ll bet that Toot the legal expert thought that Clock Boy would win easily against Little Benny

  48. Arachne says:

    Odd that I haven’t seen any Tweets by SJW Charlie on Antifa – the anarchist group that is threatening the children of journalists and basically acting like a terrorist organization. Perhaps his friends at the Southern Poverty Law Center would like to comment.

  49. Octopus says:

    Speaking of anarchy, the great Zombie put together a nice report on last night’s fascist crackdown on free speech at Berkeley, which was cheered by the likes of CNN and Newsweek. Because Milo had it coming. As does everyone who voted for or doesn’t violently oppose Trump. Because reasons.

  50. rightymouse says:

    Keep it up, Fatso. You’re giving the Secret Service & the FBI ammo to watch your sorry ass.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      …so quoth the internet’s expert on all things. Hahahahahahaha. Charles accusing someone else of being inept. That is a laugh!

      Mr Charles Fuckhead Johnson, sniffing and sneering his way through the night and thinking he has just outsmarted Donald Trump.

      What a moron.

  51. Bunk X says:

    This is disturbing.

  52. Octopus says:

    Watched the movie, “Arrival” tonight, with the wife and older kid. So deep. So…slow. Mama fell asleep at one point, and I had to nudge her sharply. 😆

    There’s an interesting idea in there. I kind of liked it. I can see a lot of people hating this one, though.

    • rightymouse says:

      I did the grocery shopping, made a chicken curry for one step son’s b-day tomorrow & washed my hair. Watched Tucker and now am watching Hannity. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I trust you have all the sammich fixins ready for Super Bowl Sunday, ‘Mouse. Gotta root for my boy Brady, since he’s a Friend O’ Trump. 😉

        (and Wolverine)

        • rightymouse says:

          I did buy all sorts of snacks for Sunday and will make a nice roast for dinner. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            I knew you would have it covered. 🙂

            Okay, hate to be Debbie Downer, but I’m down with what feels like the flu today. Aches all over, and 102 temp. Damn it. Not only does this kill the weekend, it’s going to look stupid if I don’t go to work on Monday. 😡

      • Bunk X says:

        “Almost Washed My Hair” was an old CSN&Y song, ya?

  53. Octopus says:

    Knowing the fascist tendencies of Today’s Left, the question is more, “Can we force-feed her more kale? How much kale can we force into this old Jewess’s digestive tract, without asphyxiating her?”

  54. Octopus says:

    I am tasked with bringing my little bro’s favorite cake to his birthday party tomorrow, and I will not disappoint. I have been working on my carrot cake this year, with several mighty attempts in the record books already. It’s not that hard, but here’s a few tricks I’ve picked up;

    –Use the Duncan Hines Decadent Carrot Cake Mix, but substitute a full stick of melted butter for the oil called for on the box, along with a few extra egg-yolks and two tbsps of good mayo. Throw in an extra half-cup of raisins, too.
    –Use lots of good frosting — I use a container from the store, and supplement with some extra good stuff I learned how to make here:

    You want just the right amount of frosting to make them feel guilty, but not too much, which induces that sick feeling. You know what I’m talking about, cake-pigs.

    My wife and daughter both know how to make those cute l’il carrots out of colored white chocolate — you need some of those to pull this thing together. Plus, they remind you this is a healthy, veggie-oriented recipe.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      mmmmm…. carrot cake. That sounds so good! Your brother is lucky.

      I have a twin brother and was reflecting on some things a little earlier tonight that we have gone through over the years.

      I am so thankful for my bro’.

      Thank God for bro’s.

  55. Pakimon says:

    Trump never takes a break from “plotting to destroy everything good about the (Leftist moonbat) world”.

    You have to keep an eye on him constantly and that’s part of Trump’s master plan.

    While fat ponytailed TwitterDickheads are keeping an eye on him on weekends, GingerChucks and Glenn Greenwalds are left unsupervised and free to wreak havoc on safe spaces and pop Leftist moonbat mind bubbles with their raging schadenboners!

    All a corpulent ponytailed blogger can do is squeal on Twitter and flail his chubby arms wildly like the proverbial fat kid being attacked by a swarm of angry bees. 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    To nobody’s surprise, the asinine idea that the Berkeley rioters were Breitbart plants has gone poof. Check this genius out. 😆

  57. Minnow-redux says:

    I wonder how much the idiot judge in Washington State was paid off to get to that ruling??

    And when the murders start, and the terror unfolds, where will Bill Gates and George Soros and this idiot judge be then?

    Oh yeah – that’s right…. sipping white wine in their bunkers in New Zealand.

    And all of the whining crybabies will have found something new to whine and cry about. “No terror – No pieces. No terror – No pieces….

    -as the body parts go flying past.

  58. Octopus says:

    Projection! 😆

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Is there a way – like, a public record – to check on whether or not someone is on disability?

      Does anyone know?

  59. ISTE says:


    I hate Google.

    Do a Google search of charles foster johnson

    Even the assholes at Google have a sense of humor.

    (check out the right side of your screen…)

    • Minnow-redux says:


    • ISTE says:

      My day is now perfect.

      Thanks Lucy!

      • Minnow-redux says:

        Come on now…. THAT can’t be the same guy?? Are you sure that the photo shown isn’t Charles Johnson’s fat father or someone?

        That simply cannot be him??

        Can it?

        I am so confused (in a fascist sort of way)!!!???

      • Minnow-redux says:

        -and another thing…. I thought that Charles Johnson was a stage name. Isn’t his real name Barry something?

        • Octopus says:

          I thought his stage name was “Icarus.” But now he is the Walrus, aka, The Eggman. Chunky Fatbody. McDumbth. Fatass. He goes by many names.

          • Minnow-redux says:

            I know. I just wanted to get the “Barry” part in there for good measure!

            Hey Barry – Surf’s up!!

      • Bunk X says:

        Oh, jeez! Now I gotta go clean my shorts! LOLOLOLOLOL

        • Bunk X says:

          There are more hits for Diary of Daedalus than for his Wikipedia entry.
          Penis penis penis LOL indeed.

          • Octopus says:

            Some real gold nuggets in there, Poteen. 😆

            I was planning on writing a detailed review of several books on web security tonight, but the Obama collapse has superseded my best-laid plans. Here’s another open thread for this important topic, as America wrestles with the issue of whether it would be a good idea to elect a President with a 20-year history of associating with people who hate America.
            March 14, 2008 [24]

            …please note that Obama admits he was lying when he said he never heard Rev. Wright utter these “fierce criticisms.” Are we supposed to just glide right past that?
            March 14, 2008 [25]

          • Octopus says:


            After initially trying to defend his remarks about gun-toting, tabacky-chewing, bitter Jesus freaks, Barack Obama is now backpedaling furiously.
            April 12, 2008 [27]
            What the Hell is Wrong with the Washington Post? Another unrepentant, genocidal terrorist is given op-ed column space in the Washington Post… The Washington Post has truly hit bottom now. They owe the United States an apology for publishing this disgusting terrorist propaganda…
            April 17, 2008 [28]
            Jimmy Carter is not only a terrorist sympathizer and an Israel hater—he’s also awesomely, mind-bogglingly stupid…
            April 21, 2008 [29]
            Jimmy Carter Calls Condi Rice a Liar … Jimmy Carter continues to plumb new depths of disgraceful behavior: Carter says Secretary Rice ‘not telling truth’.
            April 23, 2008 [30]
            Come on, world. You can do it. Say, “Thank you, Israel.”
            April 28, 2008 [31]
            Barack Obama’s repudiation of Jeremiah Wright didn’t go over well with many of the Kos Kids. To say the least. Daily Kos: “Uncle Tom” Obama.
            April 29, 2008 [32]

            “Misled.” 😆

          • poteen2 says:

            See. He really is somebody. But whom? Or who? He’ll never be mistaken for Little Cindy Lou Who.
            That would be a helluva Halloween costume or a Furry get together thing.
            Sorry about that graphic. No I”m not.

  60. Octopus says:

    It’s not conspiracy thinking. It’s just true. Soros funds fascist left causes, with an Orwellian-named organization.

    • rightymouse says:

      Why am I not surprised??

    • rightymouse says:

      By the way. Are you feeling any better than you did yesterday?

      • Octopus says:

        No, not really. Thanks for asking. Got the chills, got the aches all over, and the usual sinus and chest issues. Racking cough. Worse than a regular cold, but it’s not going to kill me. I suspect I’ll be feeling better in a day or two. Already called in sick to work tomorrow, which of course looks hinky the day after Super Sunday, but oh well.

        Watching a creepy Detroit-based thriller called “Don’t Breathe.” Pretty good so far. Some lovely shots of urban blight, natch. 😉

        • rightymouse says:

          Vitamins. If you don’t take them, please think about it. I had a mild cold over the Xmas break – mostly stuffed sinuses and drainage. I swear that it would have been worse without B-6, B-12, Vitamin C, D & E, Niacin, CoQ10, Folic acid.

          • Octopus says:

            I’m scarfing them as I type. I have all of those in the cupboard. 🙂

            Whatever works, I always say. Even if it’s partly psychological. Never discount the psychological!

  61. Octopus says:

    Okay then, Toure. You insufferable asswipe. 😆


    Chicago: 75% of Murdered are Black, 71% of Murderers are Black
    The numbers are horrifying.
    Devin Foley | July 27, 2016

    After hearing about a woman attempting to start a sex-strike in Chicago to end gun violence, we thought it would be good to dig into the numbers a little bit. We wish we hadn’t.

    Simply put, Chicago has a massive Black-on-Black murder problem. All of the data below comes from the Chicago Police Department. You can access it here.

    In 2011, the latest data officially released by the Chicago Police, there were 433 homicides. Of these, just 128 (29%) had a corresponding prosecution.

    83.4% of deaths were from shootings, 6.7% stabbings, and 6.5% assaults. Of the 362 firearm homicides, 351 (97%) were from handguns. 77% of all homicide victims had a prior arrest history. Victims were 90% male.

    What stands out the most looking at both charts and knowing that 90% of the victims are male is that a lot of young, Black men are being killed in Chicago. No race comes even close to overall deaths by homicide. Keep in mind that based on 2010 Census numbers, only 33% of Chicago’s population was classified as Black.

    The data on offenders also tells a troubling story: Young, Black males are overwhelmingly committing most of the murders. Based on the data on the victims, that means young, Black males are primarily killing other young, Black males. What a terrible situation.

    Now, we can and should debate about the causes, but let us just say that it’s hard to believe that racism is the root of it. Yes, some will argue that systemic racism traps Blacks in poverty, but does that explain why Blacks would seem to target other Blacks with such overwhelming violence and frequency compared to any other race? Furthermore on the race issue, it’s interesting to note that the Hispanics seem to actually murder more than they are murdered, while both Whites and Blacks are indeed murdered more than they murder.

    Looking at the troubling statistics, is it reasonable to be reminded of Don Lemon’s (a Black, CNN anchor) somewhat famous and controversial comments during the George Zimmerman acquittal in 2013:

    “‘Black people,’ Lemon said, ‘if you really want to fix the problem, here’s just five things that you should think about doing.’

    The No. 1 item on that list — ‘and probably the most important,’ he said — had to do with out-of-wedlock births.

    ‘Just because you can have a baby, it doesn’t mean you should,’ Lemon said. ‘Especially without planning for one or getting married first. More than 72 percent of children in the African-American community are born out of wedlock. That means absent fathers. And the studies show that lack of a male role model is an express train right to prison and the cycle continues.'”

    What Lemon describes is a culture problem. It’s not that there isn’t culture, it’s whether or not it is the type that truly promotes human flourishing. Watching videos like the one below, our hearts go out to any mom or dad (hopefully, both) trying to raise a child right in such carnage.

  62. Octopus says:

    God bless Jackie Mason.


    Exclusive Video – Jackie Mason to Trump Refugee Order Protesters: ‘Take a Chance with Your Own Life,’ Not Mine

    by JEROME HUDSON3 Feb 2017130

    In these trying times, Jackie Mason is the Voice of Reason.
    In his latest exclusive video for Breitbart News, the legendary comic scorched the “stupid” protesters objecting to President Trump’s executive order temporarily suspending the U.S. Refugee Admissions Program for 120 days while the refugee vetting process is being reviewed.

    “Trump is stopping people from coming into the country. And because he’s stopping them, everybody is furious,” the comedy great said. “You know why they say it? Because they’re stupid. You know why they’re picking on him? Because it’s killing them that he’s right. He’s right because he’s trying to protect you.”

    Mason posed a simple question to those who disagree with Trump’s refugee moratorium.

    “If somebody’s coming to your house and you don’t know who he is, but you open the door and say, ‘Oh no, come right in’ — would you say that to a stranger that you don’t know that you never saw before? Would you take a chance like that with your children?”

    “You have to be insane to say — if you don’t know the person, you don’t know who he is — you shouldn’t find out who he is because he’s coming and you have to take a chance,” Mason said. “Take a chance with your life, don’t tell somebody else to! Don’t tell Trump he should take a chance with everybody’s life when it’s his job to protect you.”

    Speaking bluntly, Mason said it’s Trump’s job to protect the American people who hired him to do just that: “And if you don’t like it, keep your mouth shut!”

    Watch Mason’s full commentary in the video above.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Well said.

      • Octopus says:

        If you ever get a chance to see Jackie Mason live, just go. You won’t be disappointed. I’ve seen him twice in person, and he kills like the old grand master he is. Helps if you understand some Yiddish, which he throws in for seasoning. A great old Jew, who understands the stakes today.

    • rightymouse says:

      Good grief!! He’s not very smart, is he?? 😯

      • Octopus says:

        Nope. He’s got a way with words, but he’s a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic when it comes to politics. Totally hippie-fied, in that regard. Getting worse with old age, too.

  63. Octopus says:

    Again with this bullshit? 😆

    Get some new material, Fatass.

  64. Octopus says:

  65. Octopus says:

    Sez the Human Blobfish. 😆

    • Minnow-redux says:

      – – asks the most horribly messed up shit bag on the internet!

      • Octopus says:

        …who never, ever reads here, yet uses phrases we hand to him every other day in his Twitterwar. How can that be? Is it osmosis? Telepathy? Such a mystery!

  66. Octopus says:

    There’s no competing with the rollicking good times in the fetid bunker of McDumbth. 😆

  67. rightymouse says:

    Patriots are losing. Badly.

  68. Minnow-redux says:

    All I know is if NE wins… Ima riot.

  69. Octopus says:

    The sumbitches pulled it off. Greatest comeback of all time in the Super Bowl. Greatest QB of all time, with five rings to set that record straight. Awesome!

    • Minnow-redux says:

      No pressure…. No peace.

      No pressure…. No peace.

      What do deflated footballs look like?
      Dis’ is what deflated balls look like.

  70. Minnow-redux says:

    We gotta burn something down NOW!

  71. Minnow-redux says:

    Sob….. sob…. sob…….

    I am beside myself…. I. Just. Can’t.

    This is NOT what the Constitution is all about!? Atlanta was supposed to win. That is what THEY told us!?? It was every where. The music was speaking to us – but we was just too deaf dumb and blind – and NOW look?

    This isn’t right. I have a penis.

  72. Minnow-redux says:

    Fuck it. I’m leaving the country. Screw this bullshit. Fuck all y’all.

    Buncha’ Nazis from New England.

  73. Minnow-redux says:

    But first, Ima finish this gallon of chocolate ice cream and then take some selfies.

  74. Minnow-redux says:

    Fucking Russians….. can’t they just leave us alone….??

  75. Minnow-redux says:

    Not my Superbowl….

    • Octopus says:

      😆 Minnow…”not my quarterback!”

      I still can’t believe the comeback. The choke-job by Atlanta, too. OOOOOOFFFFF!!

  76. Matt Black says:

    If 1-outta-1 croaks, brudda…
    and you aint no different…
    you better listen to Jesus.

    Only 2 realms
    after our lifelong demise, earthling…
    and 1 of em aint too cool.

    How do you wiseabove?
    love Jesus and love your nay-bore.
    God’ll sort out the rest, dear.

    God bless your indelible soul.
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