So, Charles Johnson walks into a bar…

CJ Biking Away

Not much content worth scraping from Little Green Footballs these days. Sorry, Charles, you’re boring.

129 Comments on “So, Charles Johnson walks into a bar…”

  1. Octopus says:

    The only way to read and truly understand McDumbth’s incessant tweets of rage is to realize it’s all projection of his own mental problems. Once you look at him this way, it all makes perfect sense. 5150.

    • Octopus says:

      Btw, those pics you’ve seen where Trump’s attendance is compared to other events, such as Obama’s inauguration and the Pussy March? Seems the photos being gleefully promoted by the Fake Newsers were taken at completely different times. Trump’s photo was taken early in the morning, around 8:30. The others are from peak periods, when the shows were in full moonbat fever. Tricked again.

    • dudebro says:

      Freeloader Johnson (see George Duke website!) is the type of lemming the MSM loves. CNN inadvertently posted the gigapixel while Trump was AT podium and it confirms the media lied.
      Nazi flags, Belgium menace, he keeps doubling down

      • Octopus says:

        The Streak Is Intact, after a solid week of Trump Derangement Syndrome in full bloom.

        Btw, thanks for posting that gigapixel. Very interesting pic, and historic. I couldn’t help noticing they caught the sublime Moochelle in one of her frequent, involuntary, “I’m sitting on a telephone pole”-faces. She’s so hawt.

  2. Octopus says:

    A man in a bar near the Pussy March was sitting next to a table of three robust women, who were having a grand old time slandering Trump, Rethugs and Men In General. The man was not offended, being a strong believer in free speech, but he was intrigued by their strong accents.

    “Say, ladies,” he politely remarked, “is that a Scottish burr I detect?”

    One of the hefty women rudely retorted, “It’s from Wales, ye idiot.”

    “Oh, sorry. So, where are you whales from?”

  3. Arachne says:

    Fatso celebrates 30K followers – after 8 YEARS on Twitter. Not a lot considering how much he tweets.

    And right on cue, “Anonymous” donations to the GoFundMe page to equal the numbers posted by the idiots who actually think they’re accomplishing something. His actual GFM numbers are probably in truth HALF the collected total shown. But I see he’s $96 away from reaching $6K. Will he reach his original goal of $10K by the two-year anniversary?

  4. Arachne says:

    21 months – $6,000.
    Averages out to $9.52 a day. A barrista at a San Francisco Starbucks makes more than that.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      If this “so-called study” admits to 800,000 illegal votes, the real (actual) total is probably TEN times this number.

      I don’t believe a word of this crap.

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t think the study included dead people, so it’s way off.

      • Arachne says:

        I’m in favor of auditing voter rolls and let the chips fall where they may. Still would like the Dems to produce proof that Voter ID suppresses the vote. States will now be allowed to put their voter ID laws back as the DOJ isn’t going to harass them over it. And with a new judge at the Supreme Court, hopefully they will uphold Harris v. Crawford.

        Voter roll audits should sort the lists by ADDRESS, not name. See how many people are registered at the same address.

  5. Octopus says:

    Begone, Fatass! You have no power here.

    It’s the projection, peoples. 😆

    • That’s just silly. Paul Krugman can’t destroy the world.

      • Minnow-redux says:


        My response was, Huh? Keith Olbermann doesn’t possess the power to destroy the world???

    • Arachne says:

      So please tell us where your obtained your psychological diagnostic credentials, there, Fat Boy. Because he doesn’t look as crazy to me as your buddy Olberdork. Or Madcow. Or, well. Gus for that matter.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        – – or CHARLES F. JOHNSON for that matter!!!

      • Minnow-redux says:

        Oh come on Arachne, surely you remember how Charles at one point strongly considered pursuing his Medical Degree. How did he put it? It was just that matter of not making through High School that held him back – as I recall…..

        Along with his other contemplated degree programs: Quantum Mechanics, Nuclear Physics, Climatology, Cosmetology, painting nails, Doctor of Car Washing.

        Have I missed anything?

  6. Octopus says:

    Chunky used to wrote for Al-Guardian once upon a time. Keyword, “once.”

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Dang it Mama, I dun forgot “Professor of English”.

      Hey Charles, did he REALLY “used to wrote for Breitbart”?? I think you are bullshitting aain.

      By the way Charles, who did YOU used to wrote for? Wasn’t that the Guardian?


    • Arachne says:

      Dave C – 11,000 tweets. 181 followers. Yeah, okay. Does anyone care what you say, there Dave?
      And the New Black Panther Party and a Reverend who DAMNED America had the ear of President from 2009 to 2017.

      So shut the fuck up.

  7. ISTE says:

    It used to be neo-NAZI and now they dropped the neo. What did I miss?

  8. rightymouse says:

    And I bet you and your sister are so proud of yourselves!!

  9. rightymouse says: be a middle-aged loser without a degree from anywhere, eh? Gussy??

  10. Octopus says:

    Somewhere nice. Hmm…where could he be thinking of? Argentina, perhaps? Venezuela? Canuckistan?

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Gus, you piece of shit. You will eat those words you piece of shit. The only dumpster fire is that of your life, you complete waste of a human being.

      If you had a ball sack, you wouldn’t find yourself in the pathetic position that you are in. No education. No job. No money. That is entirely a reflection on your lack of motivation and/or fortitude, you lazy ass piece of shit.

      You look at people like me who have worked their asses off for thirty years and who have advanced through life and accomplished something and you, somehow, attribute all of my hard work (and many others) to something magical and unseen called privilege or some such shit.

      Dude, none of this came for free.

      I worked for everything I have. And because I have worked for it, the rewards are sweet.

      Please go ahead and go somewhere “nice”. Sooner would be better you ungrateful douchebag.

      Move to Mexico, or anywhere in Central America, or North Fucking Korea you moron. I think you will find all the “nice” you need.

      Meanwhile, shut your fool mouth.

  11. Octopus says:

    How about this monster the Women’s March had as a featured speaker? Damn. I thought Ashley Judd was scary. 😯

    They’re making a movie out of the monster’s life, starring Rosario Dawson. Gee, I wonder if she’ll come out smelling like a rose. I’d bet my life on it.

  12. Octopus says:

  13. dudebro says:

    Bad = Enforce US immigration laws, secure the border. Yeah really scary stuff. Maybe him and Kragar can spoon.

    • Octopus says:

      Because “enforce US immigration laws” really means promoting the genocide of poor Muslim children fleeing the Mideast chaos that is the fault of Bush’s war of imperialist oil-grabbing. Come on, everyone! Jump down this rabbit-hole with me and meet the White Rabbit — he’s not racist, it’s just his winter coat. Here, take this pill. Chunky, you’ll need a lot of pills to get you small enough to fit.

  14. Octopus says:

    But, you were so CERTAIN it was going to be a landslide victory for Shrillary. Surely you were sleeping like a big plump baby before the returns came in? 😆

    Pro-tip: Take a step away from it all. You’re not adding anything to the national temper tantrum, just retweeting the same old glurge-notes all the moonbats are frantically passing. Take up a new hobby, one with health benefits, where you get out of the house and get some air into your creaky old lungs, maybe burn a few calories. Have you ever considered bicycling? It’s low-impact, great cardio, and lots of people find it really helps them escape their hellish isolation. Put a Go Pro on your helmet, and make some groovy little films to post on the Youtube. Just watch out for traffic and the occasional bridge-troll trying to ram a stick through your spokes.

  15. Pakimon says:

    Panic is setting in as Trump huffs and puffs and blows all the straw and stick safe spaces down.

    Too bad there isn’t any safe spaces made of bricks because apparently bricks aren’t “eco-friendly” or some such nonsense and now the moonbats are paying the price. 😮

    The sniveling and squealing of all the little liberal piggies is only going to get louder and more hilarious as the weeks and years go by. 😆

  16. Pakimon says:

    Heh. More Viagra for the ol’ shadenboner.

    Obama had one of the worst job approval rating averages of any president since WW2 according to Gallup.

    The only presidents with worse averages were Ford, Carter and Truman.

    Even Richard Nixon and George W. Bush had a better average despite non-stop savaging by the “unbiased media”.

    When Chunkles sees this, his head will explode.

    Or he’ll just blame racist nazi stalkers that infiltrated Gallup and skewed the polls on orders from Donald Trump. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    Yes, you did. You crocheted a hat. Way to strike a blow! 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    Speaking of blow, there’s always HuffPo to service your schadenboner:

    Tomorrow: Sammich Making! 😉

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Is it wrong for me to send linky to my wife? How about co-workers? Please curds and whey in.
      \ kidding about the wife 😎

      • Octopus says:

        It’s not “wrong,” per se. In fact, it would be interesting to hear her reaction. 😆

        I thought it was kind of odd that HuffPo felt the need to publish that piece, but any port in a storm, or whatever. Or porthole. Blowhole? Hey, we don’t judge.

  19. doriangrey says:

    At this point, I don’t really know what else to do, so I started a GoFundMe account to try to raise money to help my brothers 13 year old son.

    I’m obviously not very good at this.So if any of you know how to spread this around or get it more attention, please let me know.

    • Octopus says:

      RIP, Mr. Hurt. Will never forget your amazing, gutsy performance in “Alien.”

      Hello! 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        His best performance was in the “Elephant Man”. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          That was a great movie. I heard Chunky was interested in re-booting the franchise, with himself starring. I don’t think he knows the plot details — thinks it’s about a guy who gains 500 lbs and joins the freak show. In other words, his autobiography.

  20. Pakimon says:

    BREAKING: Partially melted barbecue grill filled with charred salmon suspected of being the cause of blaze. Overweight man with ponytail seen trying to leave scene on bicycle. Preliminary reports indicate overweight ponytailed person of interest last seen heading west towards Culver City CA.

    • TreBob says:

      Geez, how do we get this EO talked about honestly? It’s not a ban on Muslims or any religion. It’s a moratorium on people coming from 7 specific countries.

      Where was all this outrage when Obama put a moratorium on refugees coming Iraq?

      It is a damned shame we cannot trust the MSM to be truthful and most of them sound as stupid and lazy as Charles is with this “Muslim ban” thing. If anyone is stoking the fires between the U.S. and Muslims, it’s the drive-by news organizations purposefully misrepresenting the truth.

      We totes expect this from Charles, he wouldn’t know integrity even if it came in a tasty tortilla wrapper with sauce, but the MSM is supposed to be more responsible with their protected freedom of speech.

    • Bunk X says:

      Another LGF cut-n-paste from StinkProgress.

    • Bunk X says:

      • Bunk X says:

        No way. Can’t be him. The Laws of Physics don’t support it, and neither can a bicycle.

        • Octopus says:

          No, his bike is long since retired. I doubt he still owns it — probably pawned it, when the wolf came a-snufflin’ around his door.

  21. Octopus says:

    Good luck with that, Canucks.

  22. Octopus says:

    Oooh, scary! Will there be German Shepherds, teargas grenades, rubber bullets and water cannons? How about those subwoofer things that make you shit your pants? 😆

  23. ISTE says:

    Not trying to start a fight here but…..

    That ban on Green Card holders that come from certain countries getting back into the USA is bullshit.

    Trump said he wanted to stop anyone from a Muslim country from entering the USA until a mechanism was in place to ensure they were not a terrorist (or something like that)

    Anyone with a Green Card has been extensively checked by the FBI, fingerprinted and photographed.

    Ask me how I know this…

    • rightymouse says:

      I agree. Hopefully the EO will be modified/clarified.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      I would be willing to bet that the initial (knee jerk) reaction to Trump’s edict has been to err on the side of caution. Once everyone gets everything figured out, these problems of hassling known quantities (people) will get better and a lot of these problems will go away. I hope that is the case anyway.

      • Octopus says:

        Not to be insensitive, but we’re at war here. I know we’re supposed to pretend like we’re not at war with Islamist Medievalist Nuttery, but we are. I’m in favor of protecting our citizens from this menace, even the ones who don’t believe they’re targeted in-between terrorist attacks. If the collateral damage of a restricted immigration policy is a few hundred good people who will get sorted out eventually, I’m fine with it.

  24. Octopus says:

    Just watched “Hacksaw Ridge” with the wife, and we were both hit pretty hard with the emotions. Our fathers both put their lives on the line in WWII, and the combat scenes of this movie are unforgiving in their realism. Still not as ugly on the ground as you know it really was, but pretty freaking real, nonetheless. I remember reading some critical reviews, and they were offended by the graphic violence of the battle scenes — go fuck yourself, NYT pussy-hat reviewer (A.O. Scott?). The movie doesn’t “glorify war.” It’s a great flick, and it tells a great and true story. Good comeback, Mel. You may be cray-cray, but you’re a fine director.

    Last night I watched “Allied” by myself in the middle of a sleepless night. and I was mostly unmoved. I thought Brad Pitt would be better, as he has been very good in other WWII movies, but he seemed weirdly uninvolved for most of this one. Looked weird, too. His co-star, who was also blamed for breaking up his marriage, was brilliant and beautiful. Watch the movie just for Marion Cotillard’s performance, men. She’s a wacky moonbat in real life, of course, but she’s a magnificent French actress who lights up every scene. The movie’s not horrible, it has its moments, but it could have been so much more. It seems like the director was going for “Casablanca,” but it fell way short of that.

  25. Octopus says:

    Probably should have been ELP’s “Lucky Man” they were dancing to, but okay. 🙂

  26. Octopus says:

    Does Fatass never get tired of typing the word “denier” in his hysterical, idiotic tweets? 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Not to mention, the absurdity of calling Ginger “Rage Furby,” when all Dear Fatass does is rage all day long, because his candidate lost bigly. 😆

      Stop projecting, Chunky, and fix your damn avatar. The FCC says it’s way too old, now.

      • The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

        It’s unfa

      • The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeethh says:

        It’s unfair and misleading to use an avatar showing you as slim and in shape and steely jawed and 15 years younger Fatso. When everyone has seen you on webcasts as extremely homely, obese and old and inarticulate. No one else does that on the internet except you.
        Also that whole complete 180 degree flip flop thing. No one does that except you and most people don’t really believe it.

    • dudebro says:

      chuckles thinks denier is a magical word. Once he labels them, they officially become evil and non-human. Then he can get his righteous hate-on 24/7.

  27. Octopus says:

    Was there a better indie-rock song in the Nineties? Was there a better album than Son Volt’s “Trace?” Well, yes. But I still love this song.

  28. Pakimon says:

    So, Gus walks into a truck stop restroom…

    Whatever. Man.
    7 hours ago

    Fuck you.
    7 hours ago

    Fuck you and your shit.
    7 hours ago

    Please baby.
    7 hours ago

    Fuck you. 2.0.
    7 hours ago

    Oh fuck.
    7 hours ago

    7 hours ago

    7 hours ago

    7 hours ago

    Oh fuck yes.
    7 hours ago

    Got to hand it to Gus, his concentration is amazing.

    Who else but Gus could tweet while getting “shlonged” in the keister. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    All of Trump’s kids are married to Jews. His daughter converted. His companies are rife with Jewish employees. And yet, Chunky sees him as a vicious anti-semite.

    The Streak is intact. 😆

  30. I had to laugh to see that LGFjr (the kingdom of evariste) has turned into a spam and malward distribution point.

  31. Minnow-redux says:

    So every sore loser out there; including Soros and his army of lawyers, every bitter Hillary supporter, and every sour grapes lying sack of shit media person is up in arms this morning.


    Because Donald Trump DIDN’T say he was NOT ALLOWING immigrants into the country – but, that he was imposing a temporary halt so that extreme vetting procedures could be established.

    All in the name of keeping this country safe. All in the name of avoiding the absolute horseshit that is going down in Europe.

    So, what do these crybabies do? Protest at airports and elsewhere with some mindless chant about how Trump is a Nazi and the sky is falling.

    I personally think it is time to round up some of these crybabies and throw them in jail for 30-days. That would cure a lot of these stupid assholes of their crybaby problem.

    ID me as a hateful, misinformed Neanderthal. I could care less. This is war and I am getting G.D. tired of these antics by the willfully stupid, naive morons.

    • Octopus says:

      You are a hateful, misinformed Neanderthal. And so am I.

      The Children don’t want to accept that we are at war. A war we didn’t start, and a war the enemy is determined to win. They live in a Special World. Let them chant their recycled slogans ’til the cows come home. Carry on, President Trump.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Green card holders won’t be barred. Send ISTE the bat signal. 🙂

  33. Octopus says:


  34. Octopus says:

    Another company I won’t be needing to support. Yay!

  35. Octopus says:

    Plot twist: Liberal Elites are the monster, in comedian Jordan Peele’s new horror flick. 😆

    Yes, he thinks everyone is racist, but it’s nice that he gives props to the phony libturds.

  36. Minnow-redux says:

    Chuck Schumer crying in response to Trump’s Immigration policy.

    Now, I have heard everything.

    What a phony.

  37. pineapple says:

    When you click on it takes you to Trump’s White House page! Nice redirect hack!


    • Minnow-redux says:

      That looks an awful lot like Michael Moore…

      Was this photo taken in Flint, MI??

      • pineapple says:

        When doing a “pussyhat” photo search I tried to find the most attractive liberal female I could. She’s “smokin’ hot” compared to the rest.

  38. pineapple says:

    Hmmmm post failure, wouldn’t take the html link…… pussyhat dot com.

  39. pineapple says:

    Over at Fatso’s place the fart lighting is relentless.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      yeah, and the gas-bagging is never-ending.

      Charles, PROTIP: You are not educated enough to be using three syllable words. Please watch yourself bra’…..

      and, uhhhh surf’s up Barry!

  40. pineapple says:

    Extra pissed off whiny libs on social media today.

    Trump must be doing something right!

  41. Minnow-redux says:

    So, headline now over at Drudge…. Supposed bitching about tax cuts and why they haven’t been passed yet blah-blah-blah.

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I am cool if Trump saves the tax cuts for a couple of weeks.

    Keep going Donald, you are doing a fine job!!

    And, God Bless America!!

    • Octopus says:

      Keep going, indeed. This is fantastic! A guy who actually honors and keeps his campaign promises. Who ever thought they’d see this kind of unicorn?

      • Minnow-redux says:

        -as opposed to Little Miss Shit-stirrer Hillary, who today felt the need to tweet out something banal about some great thing our PRESIDENT had done.

        Hey Hillary, you lost and you are finished. Please crawl under the nearest stump and start decomposing.

        Thank you.

        • Octopus says:

          Shrillary still thinks people care what she has to say about anything. Kind of like Fatass McDumbth, only much wealthier. 😆

  42. Minnow-redux says:

    I seen this headline somewhere about Trump getting into an argument with Prince something or another…

    Say…. didn’t Prince just die or something?

  43. Minnow-redux says:

    So, it looks like a bunch of US Trump supporter hillbilly motherfuckers just shot up a mosque in Quebec and killed some people.

    Oh wait.

    Trudeau thought they were cooks and were making a moslem meal.

    Oops. No.


    It is all the Americans fault.


    It is Trump’s fault.

    Well – it may as well be.

    Fuck America.

  44. Minnow-redux says:


    An hour ago, I deleted my post (before I posted it) about the fact that Quebec murders and the Texas Mosque fire were perpetrated by moslem filth.

    Now, we hear that “Aloha- Snackbar” was cried out at the Quebec Mosque slaughter.

    I stand by my intuition.

    These were moslem on moslem hat crimes, made to look like white on moslem crimes.

    Fuck you, you moslem vermin.

    And fuck you CAIR who is doing everything possible to pin this on whitey.

    Fuck you, you inbred animals.