Charles Johnson on Inauguration Day

On 20 January, Inauguration Day, Charles Johnson was a busy guy, cranking out an average of one post per hour on his blobsite Little Green Footballs. (Click on any image below for the full-size globalosity. Bonus points if you can spot the post where Charles Johnson refers to a previous President as The Clenis. )

Johnson also provided brilliant insightful commentary throughout the day, earning well-deserved updings for these gems:


Johnson’s last post of the day was probably the best one because it confirms what we’ve always known: that he’s a two-faced chickenshit back-stabbing plagiarizing opportunist.

It was always about the money.


Charles, You’re a mess.

234 Comments on “Charles Johnson on Inauguration Day”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Since Twitter won’t obey Chunkles’ commands, he retreats to his “safe space” aka The Bog where he can rule with total authority, cracking the whip,maintaining order and purging anyone guilty of thought-crime.

    Who are his “monitors” nowadays?

    All the ones I knew were banned or disappeared of the face of The Bog.

    Now we wait and see if the fat ponytailed blogger actually has the cojones to try and pull another 180 turnaround.

    You can tell he’s testing the waters with his crusty, fungus crusted toe.

    The way he keeps spinning, his mass will start producing a gravity field.

    If large planetary bodies start orbiting around Culver City, we’ll know it’s begun. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      That’ll teach me to pay more attention.

      I thought the above LGF comments were from the other day instead of from 2009.

      No wonder there was a distinct lack of rage filled peevishness and sniveling that’s in every tweet and comment he farts out nowadays.

      What’s hilarious is that 2009 Chunkles would’ve banned 2017 Chunkles in a heartbeat. 😆

      My… how the corpulent and ponytailed have fallen. 😀

      • Bunk X says:

        The comments on those 12 threads are pretty funny. Most were bashing Obama and praising GWB. My how times have changed.

  2. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog ready for post-Obama NFL Conference Championship football!

    In the NFC Championship game, the Atlanta Falcons

    host the Green Bay Packers!

    Can the Falcons thwart Roger’s patented discount double-check?!

    We shall see… 😀

  3. Pakimon says:

    In the AFC Championship game, the New England Patriots

    host the Pittsburgh Steelers!

    Can the Patriots deflate the Steelers Superbowl dream?!

    We shall see… also, er, here too, er, here as well, er, uh… whatever. 😀

  4. rightymouse says:

    Sack, ’em, baby!!! 😆

  5. rightymouse says:

    By the time Obama was inaugurated 8 years ago, our favorite tub of lard had pretty much completed his transformation to moonbat libturd in order to capitalize financially. He’s flat broke now & reduced to bleating for donations from his mostly unemployed ‘followers’.

  6. The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

    Kellyanne crushes Upchuck Todd who shows himself once again to be a petty little partisan turd with probably a short dick.

  7. Abu says:

    Quick off topic:

    The shit storm will begin immediately. Praying for our friends and the IDF.

    • rightymouse says:

      Am right with you!!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      It can go two ways. Nothingburger or WWIII. When everyone expects a disaster, sometimes nothing happens, like Y2K. Or, it could be like the Iraq invasion. Oops, shouldn’t have done that- all hell broke loose.

      But the deciding factor will be the media. They will whip it into an inferno if they feel like it. The Pali’s feed off publicity like demons sucking the life out of babies.

      It will be a litmus test of how scared they are of Trump.

  8. The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

    LOL! Aka the Mad At Daddy March. Or possibly Mad At Ex Hubby March. Or Mad At Mister Dreamboat Who Ran off With Bestie and Left Me With This Kid March. Hey ladies. Just go back to your cats and yelling at the TV.

  9. Minnow-redux says:


  10. ISpeakJive says:

    That was an awfully white crowd yesterday. 10 million more white women voted for Trump than did for Hillary. There had to be a bunch of Trump voters in that crowd going for sisterly solidarity or whatnot. Which is a figment of their imaginations, of course.

    If they gave a crap about females they’d be in front of the Saudi Embassy on a weekly basis instead of all this moral preening and trying on hijabs N’ shit.

    The whole march was organized by a radical Muslima.

    It’s like the big pink elephant missing in the room.

    I’m embarrassed to be female right at the moment.

    • Octopus says:

      No need to be embarrassed. Like half the women in the country, you voted the sane way. These angry white women need a Xanax, and a good stiff one. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    This guy rules.

  12. Octopus says:

    And just when things were going so well over there. Darn it. 😆

  13. Octopus says:

    Packers in big trouble early.

  14. Octopus says:

    Something about Nazis, no doubt. 😆

  15. ISTE says:

    I found instructions to make my pussy hat!

    Cool.. all I need is a couple of balls of wool and a pair of knitting needles… Um, make that a couple of ovaries of wool

  16. Minnow-redux says:

    Sheeit LeBoof sure is an obnoxious piece of shit isn’t he?

  17. pineapple says:

    I read somewhere (too lazy to look) that Trump voters are now feeling voter’s remorse.


    Everything is falling into place very nicely, thank you very much!

    Hang on to your ass loony libtards, the coaster has just started to move.

    • Octopus says:

      Remorse? Not at all. More like jubilation, and intense gratification from the ongoing temper tantrum being thrown by the Left. Schadenboner. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      It was bullshit polls conducted by – ready? ABC, CNN and WaPo. Oversampled Democrats and undersampled Republicans, per usual.

  18. Octopus says:

    Boy, that Stokes is doing great work over at the Mothership. 😆

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  19. Octopus says:

    Top men! 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Murther! 😆

    He’s a hysterical old woman, is Fatass.

  21. Octopus says:

    Diamond and Silk. 🙂

  22. Octopus says:

    Yes, that’s why you’re so famous, successful and rich, while all the other political blogs that were popular in the Oughts are bankrupt and deserted. No, wait…

  23. Octopus says:

    The Special Ones need help. Luckily, they are getting it:

  24. Octopus says:

    No, he will not. Thanks!

    • rightymouse says:

      Several folks just strolled right by. HUUUUUUGE success. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve checked in several times today, each time more annoying than the last silly chanters. Talk about meaningless drivel posing as “art.” Shaddap, already! 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    The 3D map really shows where the votes fell. No wonder LA is so butthurt. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    I didn’t realize Joe Bob Briggs was still alive and kickin’, but here he is, funny as ever. 🙂

  27. pineapple says:

    Chunkles thinks he’s too important to be blocked… hates it when he is.

    It took Sean Davis a few seconds to rid himself of that irrelevant puke. Fatso is a self important internet nobody.

    • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

      Shauna (a) doesn’t get irony and (b) has lots of snowflake-y friends, LOL.

      • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

        I’ll bet he clutched a pearl necklace while typing that one-handed.

        ZZTop would be proud.

      • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

        Makes me wonder if his “indifferent” friends are his EMPLOYED friends.

        At some point, children, we’re going to have to swallow our fear and loathin into a tiny black ball in the pits of our stomachs and go on living. We can’t all spend all day weeping and wailing and being important and stuff.

      • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

        I wonder if Shauna is into morbidly obese aging creepy stalkers.

        For a friend.

    • Arachne says:

      Says the dickhead who blocks people with FLAGS in their avatars.

  28. Juan Epstein says:

    Ben Hur was cool.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Yes. Because Pro-Infanticide is such a great & worthy cause.

  30. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Oh Noes!!!!! Stompy McChubbo is surrounded by white supremacist NAZIS!!!!!!!!

  31. Octopus says:

    I love this guy.

  32. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    It was absolutely not reversed, and here’s proof: @MiguelDelaney @grass4cash
    30 minutes ago
    That is absolutely not true: Video of Donald & Melania Trump: Was It Reversed? @grass4cash @MiguelDelaney
    31 minutes ago
    Revealing Video of Donald and Melania Trump at Inauguration: Was It Reversed? @enfuego74
    33 minutes ago
    It is legit. The source clip is posted here: @monkeyes2 @AynRandPaulRyan
    45 minutes ago
    Complete clip is here: Revealing Video of Donald & Melania Trump at Inauguration: Reversed? @BershodM @aravosis
    47 minutes ago

    Stompy is stomping about because this video shows something. Who knows what? But it’s very revealing and indicative of something. Because Shrillbeast never frowned at former Preezydunce Grab Azz did she? Oh wait she screamed and railed and threw stuff at him. And also gave him chilly glares even that very day of Trump’s inaugeration caught on tape. That’s not important though.

    But this is very important and must be Tweeted and Retweeted to everyone many times!

    • rightymouse says:

      He has video!! It must be true & unedited!!! Gawd. Fatso is such a loser.

      • ISTE says:

        I watched that several times. You know what I think? he turned around to say something to her, but it was during a “prayer” Her face lit up and he was smiling when he was facing away from the camera. Just before he turned back to face the camera he put on his serious face and she did too.

        When Trump turned around to her his cheek was straight, sucked in. As he turns his cheek expands out in a smile and they exchanged words. They were both smiling at each other.

        A five second clip of two people at a serious event taking five seconds to bond then switching back to the serious and respecting the occasion.

        • rightymouse says:

          That was my take too if the video hadn’t been edited. It was during Franklin’s prayer.

          • ISTE says:

            As he turns at the rain comment his face from the side is flat. then as he turns his cheek swells out as if in a smile. They exchange words and his cheek then goes flat as he turns back to the camera.

            To me that looks like words exchanged as to “We knew it would fucking rain, you OK buddy?” Kinda a team thing. Caring stuff.

            Sort of like the day my friend had a cut on her foot. It was raining and she took off her shoes because they hurt . Walked through a pile of goose shit… We still smile..

            The video Charles posted, did Trump turn around and say “Melania you remember the goose shit?”

            I know if I ever mention goose shit to my friend face to face she will smile… behind my back she will… well look angry!

          • ISpeakJive says:

            I don’t get what it’s supposed to mean? She frowns and it signifies he beats her or something? What the hell?

        • Arachne says:

          It beats LAUGHING on your way to Ron Brown’s funeral and then acting suddenly serious when you realize the damn camera is on you.

          Remember that BJ? Rush Limbaugh ran it NIGHTLY on his TV show so that we wouldn’t forget.

    • ISTE says:

      I know what happened!!!!!!

      Trump turned around to her and said “When this shit is over make me a sammich bitch!”

      She smiled and said “yes my darling” and when he turned around she suddenly thought.. “Fuck, there is no bread in the house and my EBT card does not get refilled for another week!”

  33. Octopus says:

    This week’s episode of “Homeland” pushed the idea that the Iran nuclear deal is a good one that Saul would support. Also, the idea that crooked FBI agents are railroading innocent Muslims into prison by entrapment. So, it’s just another week of good fun.

    Speaking of which, I tried to watch Saturday’s SNL, just to mock their libturded asininity. I couldn’t even watch it on that basis, it was so dang bad.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Could not believe that. Saul came up with the Iran deal? He’s Jewish!
      And Carrie is feeding the FPeotus her entire national security platform in her spare time? Sure. They may as well have had the chick who plays Madame Secretary be the President-elect.

  34. Octopus says:

    Who was it that abused you, Chunky? Was it Mommy, or Daddy? Or was it your ex-wife? Clearly, you have been wounded very deeply by some very mean baddies.

  35. Minnow-redux says:

    “it is the first responsibility of the citizenry to rise up and belittle all internet dickheads named Charles Johnson!” – Benjamin Franklin

  36. Bunk X says:

    BTW, while attempting to fix busted widgets for the Mothership (and failing to do so) I released the Iron Fist 2016 Comment Archive.

  37. Octopus says:

    Every day is like Friday when you have no job to get up for the next day. I can see where you’d get confused, Chunky.

  38. Octopus says:

    “Alcohol: The cause of, and the solution to, all the world’s problems.”
    –Homer Simpson

    Or, as Gus would mumble around midnight…

    Oh fuck.
    3 hours ago
    You just can’t.
    3 hours ago
    3 hours ago
    Oh shit.
    3 hours ago

  39. ISpeakJive says:

  40. windbag says:

    Steven Crowder dressed as a tranny and infiltrated the Women’s March in Austin. What a hoot.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Tucker Carlson is kicking Megyn’s tush in ratings. Love watching his show! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      That’s because his show is actually watchable and interesting, with a point of view most of us Deplorables can appreciate. She’s just a persnickety biyatch who thinks she all that and a bag of chips. With a haircut.

      • rightymouse says:

        Shallow with VERY long fake eye-lashes.
        Tucker knows his stuff and he cracks me up with his facial expressions. 😆

  42. Pakimon says:

    Yeah… You’re peevish again.

    So… what else is new? 😆

  43. ISpeakJive says:

    He’s getting it done:

    We had a thing in the paper about a couple of Syrian refugee families in town. They flat out said they’d rather be in Jordan, where they were before the welcome ran out there and they had to leave. It’s been like a year and they still don’t have jobs, but they do have 9 kids each that the churches are feeding, and apartments and furniture, etc. I agree- they should be in the Middle East, where they are comfortable.

    • OLT's Finding Reasons To Like Trump says:

      Too bad every country in the Middle East is poor and out of room.


      Meanwhile, we’ll gladly let every religious minority in the region be stomped out of existence.

      • Arachne says:

        Maybe we should ask Saudi Arabia why they aren’t welcoming them into their tent cities, which will hold at least 100K refugees.

  44. Octopus says:

    Yes, but fortunately they lost the election, much to their fury and consternation.

  45. Octopus says:

    5150 time! 😆

    But seriously…the Fatass is going to need a truck full of strong orderlies in white suits very soon. With the biggest net they can lay hands on — perhaps something salvaged from the Ringling Brothers Circus? They had some huge-ass nets for the Human Cannonball, as I recall.

  46. Octopus says:


  47. Octopus says:

    Somebody call 911. He’s finally going to do it.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Such a powerful and flowery “piece” you’ve written. Such deep thought. Such meaning. And such misguided bullshit.

      Where were you when Obama unleashed complete chaos on this society over the past eight years you idiot?

      Now, if you wouldn’t mind at all, would you kindly run outside and go fuck yourself?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Which means, of course, that our status of being a beacon has hit bottom and will now be rising to incredible heights from the Trump effect.

    • PeteP says:

      And this is coming from someone who’s always calling for censorship of opposing views. You’re a real freedom fighter Chuckie, keep it up.

  48. Minnow-redux says:

    Oh Charles, I see. You are right. We are in such deep trouble. Why, the stock market is poised and ready to smash all kinds of records. Oh my Gosh!! What are we going to do??

  49. Bunk X says:

  50. pineapple says:

    TRANSLATION: OH NO! Trump is getting shit done!

    • Pakimon says:

      Actually, Trump is governing by Rolls-Royce nowadays.

      I don’t think governing by Fiat is his style. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      No, but no one ever followed one that used the EO to make LAW rather than indulge POLICY. So yeah, there’s a lot of law undoing.

  51. pineapple says:

    But the domestic terror group BLM showed up many times to Odumbo’s White House and you said nothing. I hope Alex Jones does show up just to drive you a little bit more insane.

    I’m loving the fuck out of this loony left meltdown.

    • Octopus says:

      The Freakout™ 😆

      • pineapple says:

        RTing Oldbermann…. that’s really embarrassing Fatso. Are you the only one left that hasn’t figured out he’s a certifiable loon?

      • Arachne says:

        You do realize your big hero literally has nothing but an internet video channel, right? Of course, in your current state of affairs, you’d consider this “having it MADE.”

        I think your dear friend Sally Kohn and the others at CNN are going to find themselves in trouble soon, Fatso. AT&T is looking to acquire Time/Warner, who owns CNN. And AT&T is one of those ginormous monoliths that LOVES profit. And they’ll expect CNN to start turning one. And the only way for that to happen is to turn it into FOX.

        Same with MSNBC. I’m sure Comcast is going to face some subscriber kickback if rates go up to pay for these over-salaried ratings duds.

  52. Octopus says:

    Got your Buyer’s Remorse right here, kids. Ruling by fiat works! 😆

  53. Octopus says:

    It’s almost as if this piece detailing recent fake news outrages was directed at Dear Fatass, isn’t it?

    I have a simple request: stop it. Just stop it. Take a deep breath. Maybe sit out a few rounds. Go scream in a pillow or take a walk, because you need a break and some freaking perspective.

    Stop running around with your hair on fire hysterically declaring that the republic is over because a politician you don’t like said something you don’t like about another thing you don’t like. Stop incredulously spreading every single rumor that just happens to conform with your biases. Stop crying wolf at the hint of a rustle in the bushes. This desire to believe and spread anything and everything that reflects poorly on your political opponents makes you look like an idiot, and idiots aren’t generally known for their ability to persuade and influence. Even if you’re not a big fan of facts, at least acknowledge that spreading fake ones makes you a less effective partisan activist.

    The freakouts will continue unabated for the foreseeable future.

    • Arachne says:

      I think the fun of all this fake news abounding is that eventually it will innocculate Trump against their phony stories.

  54. Octopus says:

    As I’ve mentioned before, the hysterical buffoons running Esquire these days provide me with a Laff-A-Day with their emailed freakouts. Yesterday, they sent this urgent cable out apparently seriously, with no intention of satire or awareness of irony. 😆

    Dan Rather’s Plea to Republicans: ‘Facts and the Truth Are Not Partisan’
    Trump’s first weekend in office was jarring

    I mean, even Chunky would have to snort at this headline, eh wot? Er, wut?

  55. Octopus says:

    Wisconsin Nazis elected Trump. They are EVERYWHERE! 😆

    There’s one under your futon, Fatass. And who’s that peeking out of the closet? 😯

  56. Octopus says:

    Somehow left off the agenda at the Pussy Hat March:

    But Trump said something crude 12 years ago, for which he has apologized. That’s worse than anything Muslims do to women.

  57. Pakimon says:

    Isn’t it supposed to be “the ones Trump are banning”?

    Or is it, “the ones Trump be banning”?

    Hmmmmmph. I guess being a grammar nazi isn’t my forte’ . 😀

    • Arachne says:

      Riiight, there, Sparky. Military age, should be fighting for their country.
      So why aren’t they “running” to Saudi Arabia. Sharia law, all the comforts of home and religion and then some.

      Why come to a Western country?

    • pineapple says:

      So …. the ISIS terrorists that are infiltrating the refugees are coming here to escape ISIS?

      With this kinda stupid it’s going to be a fun eight years.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Charles, you are either willfully ignorant, or extremely naive.

      And possibly both.

      Oh, and also fat, stupid, obnoxious and old.

      And fat.

    • PeteP says:

      Chuckie you idiot, they’ve already escaped ISIS if they’re coming from a refugee camp.

  58. pineapple says:

    And the “hits” just keep on coming…… I like her!

    “Report: Trump Adviser Kellyanne Conway Punches Man At Inaugural Ball”

    “Witness tells the news organization that Conway stepped between two men after they got into a scuffle at the invite-only Liberty Ball, hours after President Donald Trump took the oath of office.”

    “When the two men wouldn’t stop fighting, Conway reportedly punched one of the men wearing a tuxedo with a closed fist at least three times, the Daily News says.”

  59. ISpeakJive says:

  60. rightymouse says:

    Mary Tyler Moore has passed away. R.I.P.

  61. windbag says:

    This may be the best Bad Lip Reading yet. The inaugural edition:

  62. rightymouse says:

    Almost 9 pm! Tucker Carlson! Woohoo!

  63. Octopus says:

    Yes, tomorrow is the announcement of the camps. Who leaked this information to you? That person will be tracked down and skinned alive, at the opening of the Culver City Infidellystone Park.

    You have to love how every day Chunky’s dire warnings grow more and more unhinged, and he projects his own lunacy onto others. Trump is destroying everything like King Alaric sacking Rome, or Godzilla stomping around NYC. Why? Just because he feels like it. And because of reasons.

    Remember, Fatass McDumbth is the dolt who destroyed his own massively successful blog, because of reasons. He knows whereof he tweets.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      yeah Charles. I can see that GED education you have is really working overtime this week.

      It must have been a DGED – that is Doctorate of General Education Degree. Dude – you should run for office ‘n shit.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        oh, and Charles…. if it is true that he does open re-education camps, I think you will be first in line…. because, obviously, that first education you got ain’t worth a shit.


    • Pakimon says:

      The re-education camps will only be mandatory for overweight, ponytailed bloggers.

      More ominous is Trump is considering bringing back waterboarding.

      The dirty little secret is that Trump has fiendishly altered that technique to be used specifically on said overweight, ponytailed bloggers.

      Mountan Dewboarding!

      They’re coming for you Chunkles!

      They’re coming… for you! 😮

    • windbag says:

      Re-education camps. Does he mean ones like the public school system?

  64. Octopus says:

    Godfrey dismantled the March like nobody’s business. 😆

  65. Octopus says:

    Extremely amusing, the new Leftist prattle about how Trump is going crazy and physically deteriorating in his first week in office. Projection much? 😆

    RT @pattonoswalt: I know I’ve already said this, but: his voice has changed. His gestures have changed. He’s coming apart. This is frighten…
    6 hours ago
    Donald Trump is still babbling about nonexistent voter fraud – and he looks like he hasn’t slept in a week.……
    6 hours ago
    Our new president is coming apart at the seams after less than a week in office.
    6 hours ago

  66. Octopus says:

    Also…why oh why is the Left so freaked out by an investigation into voter fraud? Aren’t they the ones all butthurt about the election results? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Exactly! We could find out all about the Russians!!!

      • Octopus says:

        Oooh, the Russians! So scary. Wouldn’t want to upset them with an investigation, and send the world hurtling toward nuclear destruction even more than Trump is already doing by sassing the Liberal MSM on Twitter.

  67. Octopus says:

    The pants-pissers are completely flummoxed by the concept of a President who actually does things. 😆

  68. Pakimon says:

    Today’s mood is begging for table scraps gofundme, PayPal and “tip jar” donations.

    Then again, maybe he just wants Cheetos. 😆

  69. Octopus says:

    Fox News really dodged a bullet with Me-Again’s spurning of their $100M contract offer. Their ratings are WAY up since she left, and they have a new star onboard in Carlson. Booyah. 🙂

    In losing Megyn Kelly, Fox News appears to have fallen upward to higher ratings at a lower price.

    “Fox News’s Tucker Carlson is nearly doubling the ratings of his predecessor, Megyn Kelly, when compared to the same time period last year, according to Nielsen Media Research,” reports The Hill. “‘Tucker Carlson Tonight’ is up 95 percent in the 25- to 54-year-old demographic that advertisers covet most compared with the same period in 2016, when ‘The Kelly File’ occupied the 9 p.m. ET time slot. Carlson has averaged 775,000 viewers per night in the category, while Kelly averaged 398,000 during the same time period, Jan. 11–22.”

    That Kelly can be so easily eclipsed is a bad omen for NBC. It is a testimony to the effectiveness of Carlson, but it also hints at the hollowness of the buzz around her. Much of that buzz derived from her status as a subversive at a conservative-leaning network, talk that will dissipate once she’s at NBC. Plus, Fox News viewers don’t appear to miss her too terribly, and there is little reason to believe they’ll follow her to NBC.

    As Jack Shafer notes, stars who leave the networks that made them stars often fail away from them: “One lesson [Barbara] Walters and [Katie] Couric — and the other high-profile network defectors (Harry Reasoner, Diane Sawyer, Roger Mudd, et al.) — teach is of the non-transferability of TV star power. TV stars struggle to survive outside of the context in which they were nurtured. The current network anchors — Scott Pelley, David Muir and Lester Holt — all benefited from the fact that they ripened their talents at their respective networks before they got their evening chairs. Viewers grew accustomed to their faces and their styles.”

    Kelly’s decision to leave was supposed to weaken Fox News and bolster its competitors. But so far it appears to have saved Rupert Murdoch a ton of money (he was offering her a reported $100 million to stay) while eliminating a growing problem: a star, more popular with chattering-class pundits than conservative viewers, who was increasingly showboating at the expense of the network.

    According to Shafer, “Television talent raids — like the one NBC News chairman Andrew Lack has just pulled off — are almost never a simple matter of improving your own roster. As the history of broadcasting shows us, a single major defection by a popular anchor rarely improves that acquiring network’s ratings or public appeal. The primary aim of such larceny: Weaken your TV opponent’s line-up by making off with one of their visible stars. Anything else accomplished is just gravy.”

    By that standard, NBC has already failed. In switching from Kelly to Carlson, Fox has gained a new star and freed itself from an overrated one.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      This is wonderful news. Me-again thought way too much of herself. All of that “surface” beauty was spoiled by that deep, deep ugly that festered just below the surface.

      I don’t have a TV – but I won’t miss her just the same.

    • Arachne says:

      Considering Tucker’s appeal in the important 25-54 demographic, and the fact that he routinely turns his guests into the Fajita menu at Chevy’s, I think this is a good thing.

      I look forward to Kelly’s eventual fall into irrelevance, when she’s reduced to the occasional special a la Katie Couric, whose $15 million salary was considered excessive and whose ratings at CBS led to her eventual firing and subsequent has-been status (AKA the LGF business model). if NBC believes she will bring a conservative audience their way, they have sadly miscalculated.

      As for liberals – if the way people in my office refer to her is any indication, they hated her before she attacked Trump and they hate her now. She will not be a draw. Nice job NBC.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby & I are enjoying the 9:00 news again with Tucker. Before, we’d have her on mute or not at all.

  70. rightymouse says:

    Oh, the horror of it all! 😆
    Hey, Fatso! I doubt they’ll go far. Pensions, dude. Pensions.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh here comes the pussy drama queen.
      Five people quit, Fatso. One of them was Patrick Kennedy, complicit in the Benghazi coverup. And from their job titles, these appear to be dicks who would have been replaced by Tillerman with his own people anyway. So shut up.

      As far as Mexico’s President cancelling his visit? Oooooo, wow, we’re so dissed.

      Shut up, Fat Boy.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        The “entire State Dept. senior management staff quits”. Two days before they were all fired.

        Boy – I guess they sure showed HIM!!!

        Charles, seriously….. how can you be THIS stupid!???

        • pineapple says:

          Self draining…… I like that.

          • Minnow-redux says:

            Hey Charles, Pro-tip: Remember what they taught you in Third Grade Biology! Don’t tip your head to far over or all your brains will drain out!


      • Arachne says:

        By the way, it was the so-called “senior management staff” consisting of four people for ONE division.

    • Arachne says:

      According to the NY Post and CNN – it appears these clowns were told by Tillerman earlier that their services “were no longer going to be required.” In other words, they were fucking FIRED.

      In fact, for someone who is supposedly an investigative journalist, surprised you MISSED this from the Daily Beast, Senor Dumbass:

      The State Department’s entire senior-level management staff resigned on Wednesday, The Washington Post reported. CNN later reported that the officials were actually fired by the Trump administration as part of an effort to “clean house.” Patrick Kennedy, the under-secretary for management, was reportedly aiming to stay with the department, but resigned suddenly on Wednesday along with his top staffers described by the Post as “career foreign service officers.” It was unclear why exactly Kennedy, who was working closely on the department’s transition after Donald Trump was elected president, decided to call it quits. David Wade, former chief of staff for John Kerry, called it “the single biggest simultaneous departure of institutional memory that anyone can remember, and that’s incredibly difficult to replicate.” He added that such positions are extremely difficult to fill. Those who left were reportedly career foreign-service officers who’ve served in both Republican and Democratic administrations.

    • kbdabear says:

      The streak remains unbroken

      • Arachne says:

        Horseshit. Administration says they were FIRED. No doubt after Tillerman took a look at their records and realized they were undermine everything Trump wanted to accomplish.

        Same thing with that Border Patrol chief who quit today. Also told he was going to be replaced.

  71. pineapple says:

    Sounds like a great day to me!

    What part of “there’s a new sheriff in town” don’t you get Fatso?

    • Arachne says:

      State Department Management was FIRED
      Mexico basically self-destructed their peso. Pride goeth before a fall.
      And Alex Jones asked for and got PRESS credentials. He wasn’t INVITED.

      Meanwhile, back in your urine-soaked bunker……

  72. pineapple says:

    More self draining swamp.

    “One day after President Donald J. Trump signed two executive orders with respect to border security and constructing a wall, the chief of the U.S. Border Patrol reportedly resigned.”

  73. pineapple says:

    Watch the domino effect after this…… Trump is kicking ass and taking names.

    “Miami-Dade mayor orders jails to comply with Trump crackdown on ‘sanctuary’ counties”

  74. Octopus says:

    I suppose it’s mean-spirited of me to hope that the poor guy was run down by a Prius, or, better yet, a Tesla. Something running quiet and green.

  75. Octopus says:

    This is just great. Here’s a money quote, if you’re pressed for time.

    “The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut and just listen for a while,” Mr. Bannon said in an interview on Wednesday.

    “I want you to quote this,” Mr. Bannon added. “The media here is the opposition party. They don’t understand this country. They still do not understand why Donald Trump is the president of the United States.”

    It’s also funny to read the rest of the article, as the Slimes tries to score points and lessen their humiliation with more fake news. 😆

  76. Octopus says:

    No, he looks fine, like a man of his age working long hours getting lots of shit done. You, on the other hand, are hiding behind a 16-year-old photo, and do nothing but tweet nonsense all day and beg morons for money. Who’s got a better overall look, do you think?

    Same goes for the other fat troll you were retweeting, Patton Oswalt. The turd looks like a real troll, straight from the troll forest, and he’s blathering about Trump looking bad. Guys, get a mirror! A metal one that won’t break, like the ones in prison.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Charles, you are projecting yourself again. You are an obese, unwell old man. There is no doubt that you look haggard. And there is no doubt that you have been acting bizarre and unhinged for several years.

      And, as proof, you project these same things onto a man that you know nothing about: Our President.

      Do you ever get a feeling of befuddlement as to why you are doing the things you are doing? This is a sign of dementia.

      Charles – you know I have ALWAYS been one of your biggest fans, but I must say that I think you should see a neurologist as soon as you can remember what bus to take where.

      Or, maybe you could call a boooger – uhhh – I mean uber…. uhhh- I mean the Who.

  77. Octopus says:

    David Brock: Pariah Without A Party

    What a sad state of affairs. I think I might weep. Not sadly.

  78. Octopus says:

    I can see why they would. What hurts the most, I’m sure, is that they (nor anyone else) haven’t offered you your own breakfast time slot where you could sling the political hashtags. No “Chunky Granola,” or even, “Blowing Chunks.” So many cute names going unused.

  79. Octopus says:

    Here we have a collection of wonderful pics to make your palms all sweaty. Reminds me of a certain fail-blogger who once flew high, but got a smidge too close to the sun. Pride goeth before the fall, kids. Stay humble and grounded.