The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Got Trump Elected (according to Charles Johnson’s TwitterFans)

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Suckin’ up again, eh, Mr. Electrolux? We ain’t buying it, and some of your Twitter fans aren’t either, for obvious reasons.

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That Twitter thread screencap (cropped for brevity) had a lot of spinoffs and buried sidesnark, including this one:

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It’s amusing to note how many folks still remember Charles Johnson.
A common online response is, “Wow. I’d forgotten about him. That asshole’s still around?” Yeah, Charles, you got cred. Even Oliver Willis wasn’t blind enough to buy your transparent and opportunistic line of crap.

Charles, you’re a two-faced disingenuous ignorant mess.

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86 Comments on “The Magical Jazzy Ponytail Got Trump Elected (according to Charles Johnson’s TwitterFans)”

  1. Octopus says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2017/01/15/bob-woodward-trumps-right-intel-community-has-treated-him-like-garbage-video/

    Bob Woodward says the fake dossier is garbage, but Chunky continues to blather about it, along with the Idiot Left. The Streak is intact, of course.

  2. Octopus says:

    Ginger has a pretty good job, though. Gets invited on TV shows, gets quoted all over the internet. You’re a beggar, who nobody ever talks to or cares about. Who would you say is winning The Name? 😆

  3. poteen2 says:

    “some of my best friends”
    Duke is dead and Jarreau doesn’t remember so Honky Charlie loses this one.

  4. poteen2 says:

    And the next one and the next one,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  5. Octopus says:

    🙂

  6. Octopus says:

    Brrrrr! 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2017/01/inauguration_protests_could_get_very_ugly.html

    January 15, 2017
    Inauguration protests could get very ugly
    By Rick Moran

    Protestors are promising to disrupt many of the events surrounding Donald Trump’s inauguration, with some protest leaders promising violence.

    No venue will be safe from protestors, including the inaugural parade, inaugural balls, and every place in betweeen.

    Daily Caller:

    On the day of President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration protesters are planning an anti-capitalist march, road blockades and disruptions to inauguration balls. The protests will likely include property destruction, a source with intimate knowledge of the protest plans told The Daily Caller Friday.

    The blockades are not limited to roads but will also be at every security checkpoint, the source said. The source added that the protesters blockading each checkpoint will represent a different liberal cause such as climate change or money in politics.

    A group called #DisruptJ20 is the most active in the planned protests for the inauguration.

    Organizers for #DisruptJ20 are planning to kick off the inauguration protests on Jan. 18 with a gay dance party outside of Vice President-elect Mike Pence’s Chevy Chase, MD home.

    Fox News reported Friday on audio of a protester saying #Disrupt20 plans to “crash” the pro-Trump “Deploraball” on Jan. 19, which The Daily Caller’s source confirmed. The source said that several of the balls on inauguration night will be disrupted as well.

    The Fox News report also described an anti-capitalist protest emanating from Logan Circle on the morning of the inauguration. The individual with intimate knowledge of the protests told TheDC that property damage will likely result from the protest.

    Thousands of police officers from across the nation, 5,000 National Guard troops and local police will be providing security for the inauguration.

    The potential for clashes between pro and anti-Trump demonstrators is high. Motorcycle groups plan on countering anti-Trump protestors with demonstrations of their own. And clashes with security are guaranteed given that the protestors want to crash private events in order to disrupt them.

    No doubt most protestors will be peaceful, which the press will be sure to point out no matter how much violence there is. But the mob is a funny thing and once violence begins, even the most peaceful of protestors can lose their cool.

    Along the parade route, there are going to be thousands of armed law enforcement personnel. Despite heavy security and screening along the route, it’s a distinct possibility that some protesters will avoid detection and do their best to spoil Trump’s triumph. With all the over the top, overheated, hysterical rhetoric about how dangerous Trump is to America, you hope that there is no incident that threatens the president elect or anyone else.

    But don’t bet on it.

    Protestors are promising to disrupt many of the events surrounding Donald Trump’s inauguration, with some protest leaders promising violence.

    No venue will be safe from protestors, including the inaugural parade, inaugural balls, and every place in betweeen.

    Daily Caller:

    On the day of President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration protesters are planning an anti-capitalist march, road blockades and disruptions to inauguration balls. The protests will likely include property destruction, a source with intimate knowledge of the protest plans told The Daily Caller Friday.

    The blockades are not limited to roads but will also be at every security checkpoint, the source said. The source added that the protesters blockading each checkpoint will represent a different liberal cause such as climate change or money in politics.

    A group called #DisruptJ20 is the most active in the planned protests for the inauguration.

    Organizers for #DisruptJ20 are planning to kick off the inauguration protests on Jan. 18 with a gay dance party outside of Vice President-elect Mike Pence’s Chevy Chase, MD home.

    Fox News reported Friday on audio of a protester saying #Disrupt20 plans to “crash” the pro-Trump “Deploraball” on Jan. 19, which The Daily Caller’s source confirmed. The source said that several of the balls on inauguration night will be disrupted as well.

    The Fox News report also described an anti-capitalist protest emanating from Logan Circle on the morning of the inauguration. The individual with intimate knowledge of the protests told TheDC that property damage will likely result from the protest.

    Thousands of police officers from across the nation, 5,000 National Guard troops and local police will be providing security for the inauguration.

    The potential for clashes between pro and anti-Trump demonstrators is high. Motorcycle groups plan on countering anti-Trump protestors with demonstrations of their own. And clashes with security are guaranteed given that the protestors want to crash private events in order to disrupt them.

    No doubt most protestors will be peaceful, which the press will be sure to point out no matter how much violence there is. But the mob is a funny thing and once violence begins, even the most peaceful of protestors can lose their cool.

    Along the parade route, there are going to be thousands of armed law enforcement personnel. Despite heavy security and screening along the route, it’s a distinct possibility that some protesters will avoid detection and do their best to spoil Trump’s triumph. With all the over the top, overheated, hysterical rhetoric about how dangerous Trump is to America, you hope that there is no incident that threatens the president elect or anyone else.

    But don’t bet on it.

  8. Octopus says:

    Always take the hysteria straight to 11, Fatass. 😆

    Because Trump wants to vet Muslim immigrants from terrorist hotbeds, that means he would be cheering on the Selma racists. This is what passes for “political discourse” in Chunky’s warped little brain.

  9. Octopus says:

    Are you effing kidding me?! 😆

    You can’t, Chunky. Not with your history. Not with the recent history of the Fascist Left agenda you’ve endorsed and enforced on your own failed blog, and your attempts to silence any dissenting opinions on Twitter. Now shut up and go check out the Classifieds — maybe someone’s hiring soulless noodlers.

  10. Octopus says:

  11. rightymouse says:

    From Mr. Do You Mind Effing Yourself when he’s faced with any dissent. 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Because you can’t find any, or you’d tweet it out 20 times or so. As always, a big honking accusation with NOTHING to back it up.

    You lose again, Chunky. 😦

  13. Octopus says:

  14. windbag says:

    Still love this. These guys should play the inauguration.

  15. Octopus says:

    This racist slug is the worst. No wonder Chunky’s in love. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/443896/john-lewis-boycotted-george-w-bush-inauguration

    John Lewis also boycotted Dubya’s inauguration and called him “illegitimate.” Kind of a one-trick pony, this old race-hustler.

  17. Octopus says:

    I hate it when men refer to themselves as “this guy,” but if Chunky wants to bare his breasts on Twitter, I guess we should listen. And agree. 😆

    • Minnow-redux says:

      So says Charles Johnson. A man of un-equalled education, experience and depth…. a trusted authority on all subjects – whether mundane or extraordinary!

      So tell us Mr. Johnson, what are your credentials for making all of these incredible and astonishing statements on any subject? Please enlighten us on the multitude of your accomplishments!?

      For starters, please list your degrees and publications.

      And no, your GED doesn’t count.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

      You are a stupid, uneducated man. This is painfully obvious to everyone.

      But don’t let that slow you down asshole.

    • Bunk X says:

  18. Octopus says:

    Started watching the new season of “Homeland,” the tepidly anti-American show starring Claire Danes as Crazy Superspy. Seems the producers took Shrillary’s win for granted, and based the whole opening plotline on the Female President-Elect who talks and acts like Shrilldabeast. OOPSIE!

    I don’t think I’ll continue watching this dreck, but I got some laughs anyway.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Same here. Was disgusted. Why was she so mean to Otto? He seems nice, for an evil billionaire.

      • Octopus says:

        The rest of the first episode wasn’t too bad, once they got past the obligatory America-blaming for Islamist shittery. I like Quinn the ravaged druggie — he’ll make a strong comeback, I’m guessing.

        Otto is a great guy, full of platitudes. 😉

    • Bunk X says:

      We’re on Season 5 of The Walking Dead. That’s good enough for me. They just left the Charles F. Johnson Memorial Hospital.

      • Octopus says:

        You’re really bingeing, Bunk. Almost up to the present season. It’s quite a show, eh?

        • Bunk X says:

          We watch 3 or 4 episodes on Saturday nights. It amazes me how sadistic the writers are to their own characters, coming up with ever-worsening things to throw at the good guys.

    • Arachne says:

      Many turned it off before the first half hour was over.
      Yep, stick a fork in ya, guys. You’re done.

  19. Bunk X says:

    This ACLU advisory pamphlet is interesting. It includes this advice for protesters attending the Presidential Inauguration who expect to be arrested:

    PREPARE TO ENCOUNTER
    LAW ENFORCEMENT

    Risking arrest?
    Carry $100 cash and 3 days’ worth of any essential medication, in its original bottle.
    Make emergency childcare plans if you have children.
    Put a password on your phone to protect against searches.
    Memorize (or write on your arm) numbers for your family, your lawyer, and jail support.

    https://www.acludc.org/sites/default/files/wysiwyg/aclu_8.5_x_11_trifold_v21.pdf

    • Minnow-redux says:

      the most pathetic part of this is that there will be so many misguided and confused morons out there who will follow these instructions…

      -and who will show up in WA DC to make complete asses of themselves.

      • Octopus says:

        Most of them will be paid fooligans, organized by the usual dank mix of anti-American organizations. Lee Stranahan is probably going to follow up this incisive article on them with a documentary. 😉

        ————————————————–

        As a coalition of far-left protesters is converging on Washington, D.C. preparing to cause chaos at the Trump Inauguration during the #DISRUPTJ20 event, Breitbart News has learned that groups planning to attend the event were part of violent protests against Donald Trump that led to assaults against supporters and police, as well as other attacks on pro-liberty groups. One of the organizations involved has specifically reported that Donald Trump supporters are legitimate “targets” for violence.

        The J20 event was originally planned just after Donald Trump’s election and is supported by a coalition of 75 different anarchist, socialist, and communist groups from across the county.

        The organizers call the event “a bold mobilization against the inauguration of Donald Trump” and say its goal is “widespread civil resistance to the streets of Washington, DC.”

        One member of the #DisruptJ20 coalition is the website It’s Going Down, which acts an information resource for the America-hating radical left. Last spring, It’s Going Down reported approvingly on the violent disruption of a Donald Trump event near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

        Breitbart News has identified a number of Pittsburg area groups who have announced their solidarity with the #DisruptJ20 event, including the Pitt Students for a Democratic Society, Pittsburg Autonomous Student Network, the Pittsburgh Student Solidarity Coalition, Pitt Against Debt, the art group NightShade Pittsburgh.

        Last year’s “direct action” against people attending a Donald Trump event gives a test of what the #DisruptJ20 protesters have in store for the Trump inauguration and Trump supporters.

        USA Today reported on the violent consequences of the group’s actions last year, writing:

        Hundreds of demonstrators awaited Trump backers outside the David L. Lawrence Convention Center, dancing and shouting epithets about the presidential hopeful. At the height of the chaos, police shoved and Trump backers lingered for confrontations.

        A drum pounded, signs waved and megaphones blared near an exit for the rally, which drew thousands of attendees. Trump backers and protesters shouted at each other in some areas. In others, the demonstration had an almost jubilant flair, with protesters dancing as they chanted: “Hey hey, ho ho, racist bigots have to go,” or “F Donald Trump.”

        The result was violence against people attending the Trump event and law enforcement, a foreboding sign for the upcoming D.C. events. TV Station WPXI reported about last spring’s event:

        Officers arrested 31-year-old Kennon Hooper, of West Oakland, 27-year-old Lisa Cuyler of Polish Hill and 29-year-old Maxwell Yearick of Perry South.

        Police said Hooper kicked two officers after they had been pepper-sprayed by protesters. While he was being handcuffed, Cuyler allegedly jumped on an officer’s back.

        In Yearick’s case, he tried to fight an officer who has just been pepper-sprayed, according to investigators.

        As Breitbart News reported last year, It’s Going Down bragged about the “full disruption and confrontation” of attendees and justified violence against them, reporting that:

        the main factor tying Trump’s base together is support for authoritarianism and white supremacy. The main policy points of Trump’s campaign have been rooted in the widespread criminalization, detention, and expulsion of Muslims, Arabs, latin@s, blacks, and other non-whites from the United States.

        Support of Donald Trump and by extension these aims is enough to justify oneself as a target of anti-racist violence.

        The Trump event was not the only example of Pittsburg’s far-left community using violent tactics and anarchy against those that they see as legitimate targets. Also last, the publication Three Rivers Rising Tide reported on another disruption by one of the group who’ve pledged support for the upcoming inauguration disruption, writing:

        Two dozen Pittsburghers stormed into the American Legislative Exchange Council’s (ALEC) Spring Task Force Summit meeting on Thursday evening, disrupting the lobbying group’s Board of Directors Dinner. While ALEC’s Summit is taking place at the Omni-William Penn, the dinner was held a few blocks away at Heinz Hall.

        Hoisting yellow umbrellas with anti-ALEC slogans, a common prop from the 2014 pro-democracy mobilization in Hong Kong, participants rolled out ‘crime scene’ tape and shouted, “This is a crime scene! ALEC is killing us! With private prisons and attacks on workers fueled by greed and hunger for power ALEC is killing us!

        The inclusion of the Pittsburgh chapter of Students for a Democratic Society or SDS among the groups supporting the coming #DisruptJ20 event is significant because of the Davis, California SDS chapter was behind Friday night’s violent anti-MILO protest at the University of California.

        The SDS is a new incarnation of the 1960s radical group of the same name and has deep connections to a racist Marxist group called the Freedom Road Socialist Organization that is plotting the end of the United States as we know it by dividing the country into race-based nations.

        Security will be tight for the inaugural and members of the group Bikers for Trump will also be on hand to provide informal security.

        Follow Breitbart News investigative reporter and Citizen Journalism School founder Lee Stranahan on Twitter at @Stranahan.

        • Octopus says:

          I wonder if the bikers providing security will be the same ones who did such a bang-up job at Altamont. They might be a bit long in the tooth by now.

          • Pakimon says:

            Pool sticks really do a number on giant paper mache’ puppet heads.

            Going to see a few of these on Friday. 😆

          • Pakimon says:

            Here’s another.

            Hippies and paper mache’, always a laugh riot! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            I want those Trump heads bigger and scarier! Really explore the space, Kommie Kidz. This is your moment. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    http://www.detroitnews.com/story/business/autos/general-motors/2017/01/16/gm-investment/96652786/

    Chalk up another huge win for Trump! Like the other auto companies who announced major new investments in America that were previously headed elsewhere, GM is claiming they were already planning this move. That’s utter bullshit. Trump’s threat to levy tariffs on foreign-built cars directly influenced these job-creating moves.

  21. Octopus says:

    No, slackwit. It’s like being grateful to the rescuer, who freed you from the kidnappers. Now get some coffee in ya, down at the Mission.

  22. Octopus says:

    Almost forgot. 🙂

  23. Octopus says:

    http://thefederalist.com/2017/01/17/top-level-intel-officers-war-donald-trump-bad-country/

    Great article summing up the scuzzy campaign by top-ranking political appointees of the intelligence community to discredit Trump, and their collusion with the media and politicians on both sides of the aisle. Trump is The Outsider, and they are desperately trying to close ranks against his promised reforms.

    That anyone is stupid enough to believe nonsense like the Golden Shower thing is sad, but not surprising, given the gullibility and blind hatred of the Left. I mean, look at a day of Chunky’s twitterwar, and that’s all the proof you need this is a deranged jihad against any instinct to the right of Fidel Castro.

    • rightymouse says:

      The destruction of the Democratic Party continues unabated. What’s wrong with them? Have they learned nothing from losing the Presidency, Congress and thousands of legislative seats across the country??

      • Octopus says:

        The media, Hollywood and almost all the entertainers keep telling them they’re correct about everything, and standing proudly on the High Moral Ground. I’m fine with it, now that it’s been made clear that America isn’t buying into this bullshit anymore.

  24. Octopus says:

    How does the Tolerant Left show their appreciation of the electoral process? Why, death threats of course. That’s the love.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4121306/Andrea-Bocelli-Jennifer-Holliday-inauguration-threats-Trump-positive.html

  25. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2017/01/17/well-well-well-look-whos-still-welcome-at-pro-choice-womens-march/

    So, the Pro-Life gals have been banned from the Million Harpies March, but the fine mamas of CAIR are still welcome and participating. Sensing any disconnects? I mean, did Islam change its stance on abortion in the past day or so?

  26. Octopus says:

    I won! 🙂

  27. Bunk X says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso’s blocked folks in O’Keefe’s timeline. Way to be taken seriously, Charles. You putz! 😆

    • Minnow-redux says:

      This from a man who never does anything in his life but trash talk everyone that doesn’t maintain the same mindless mental lock step with him.

      You can always tell who the experts are. They are the loudmouths who have never accomplished anything in their lives.

      You were a two bit guitarist who couldn’t keep a beat, and a programmer of average or below average capabilities. And now, in your golden years, you have turned into a sneering, hateful fool.

      Congratulations Charles. Good work.

      • Octopus says:

        He is very accomplished when you lay his accomplishments end to end like that. They reach all the way to the toilet, and then you hear the flush.

        Speaking of which, I’ll be very excited to drop a #2 on y’all in the morning. The End Is Nigh! 🙂

        • Bunk X says:

          Just went dumpster diving in The Swamp. What boredom. Even the comments amount to little more than patting each other on the Johnson.