Happy New Year!


To all you Stalkers, Mockers, Linkers and Lurkers, have great New Year from everyone at
Diary of Daedalus

May the new year bring you health and prosperity. Oh, and humor. And lots of ground Chuck. And @Gus_802. Bring us lots of @Gus_802 and @Green_Footballs and humor. And a new gravatar for Charles Johnson. And more Twitter meltdowns and stuff.

This is going to be a fun year.

178 Comments on “Happy New Year!”

  1. rightymouse says:


  2. Octopus says:

    Happy New Year’s, one and all. That includes people who never, ever read here. 🙂

    I think I’m going to work on some resolutions today, while watching football. One of them might be, “No more football in 2017,” by the time the last game is over. Or, the opposite, if the Lions pull off a win over the Packers.

    The wife and I had some good laffs last night, listening to all the comments from celebs about how horrible 2016 was, and then Mariah Carey’s stunning performance. Fabulous, girl! 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    The Left, and Gus, are OUTRAGED by this Politico joke:


  4. rightymouse says:

    Am in the kitchen making eggrolls and pots tickers to take to son’s godparents for a party today. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      You’re always making yummy foods. Somebody brought you up right. 😉

      We have a big roast ready for the oven, and the kids are making some tricky side dishes to go with. Starting off the new year right.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Black-eyed peas with ham (for luck), and cornbread made in a cast iron skillet.

  5. Octopus says:

    Another dog movie I will watch alone, because my family won’t go near these things. Why are they afraid to cry in public? 😆

    Hoo, boy. 😥

    • rightymouse says:

      No way. Our old guy (he’s 14) is gimpy and having bowel issues. Can’t face the inevitable. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        It’s so sad, when they have to go over the Rainbow Bridge. As I’ve often said, there is only one cure: go rescue another lonely puppy from the pound.

        It occurred to me last night that George is already three-and-a-half years old. In his early 20’s, in dog years. Damn, the time just flies faster and faster.

    • pineapple says:

      Have you ever seen this movie Octo?

      Hachi: A Dog’s Tale…. starring Richard Gere


      Based on a true story.

      I was sobbing well after the movie ended.

      • Octopus says:

        I have seen the trailer of that movie, but so far I have not enjoyed the thing itself. I’ve heard it’s a real bastard of the doggy-tears genre. I’ll check it out soon. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        I can’t even make it through an SPCA PSA without sobbing and needing to leave the room.

  6. Octopus says:

    Got my order in. It’s the most awesome thing in the world, the way the Leftist Fascist Brigade is losing its collective mind over Milo’s book, and very existence as a gay conservative who won’t back down. I expect he’s busy writing another hilarious chapter about the current hate-fest being directed his way. 😆


    Digital Order: January 1, 2017

    Items Ordered
    Dangerous[Kindle Edition, Pre-order]
    By: Milo Yiannopoulos
    Sold By: Simon and Schuster Digital Sales Inc


    Any applicable gift certificate and promotional balances will be applied to this order on release date.

    • rightymouse says:

      You are my inspiration. I pre-ordered the book as well. 🙂

      An email confirmation has been sent to you.
      New! Get shipment notifications on your mobile device with the free Amazon app.

      Order Number: 105-XXXXXXXXX
      Dangerous will be shipped to XXXXXXX by Amazon.com.
      Estimated delivery: Mar. 14, 2017 (the day it’s released)

      Meanwhile, am reading “Clinton Cash”.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Father Mulcahy of M*A*S*H* died on Saturday, rounding off the awful deaths of 2016. R.I.P. Mr. Christopher. 😦

  8. Octopus says:


    Great piece by Zombie, who was once a favorite member of LGF before he was purged in “The Great Banning,” after the Moronic Conversion. I thought I was feeling optimism — Zombie has a schadenboner the size of the Washington Monument! 😆

    Trump’s Victory Is a Pivotal Turning Point in Human History
    Mon, Dec 19, 2016 at 12:44 pm 105 Comments
    Donald Trump’s victory in November was not only the most important election result of our lifetimes, but ranks as one of the most significant events in recorded history, on par with the French Revolution or the fall of the Berlin Wall. And I’ll tell you why.

    Western society is super-saturated with leftist propaganda. Politically astute non-leftists see it everywhere and complain about it incessantly — because it is ubiquitous. In fact, most of our waking hours are spent noticing, commenting upon, getting outraged by and then futilely combatting the endless, relentless leftist slant to everything in modern culture.

    Every news broadcast. Every movie. Every lesson in every classroom. Every social signifier in public. Every poll. Every TV show. Every tribal shibboleth. In ways large and small, overt and covert, subtle and blatant, the society around us is infused with progressive ideals and agendas, whether you realize it or not.

    And it’s not just the entire preschool-through-PhD educational system, the entire media/entertainment complex, and most interpersonal environments; increasingly, under Obama especially, the federal government itself has become an inescapable agent of coercive progressive propaganda imposed on us with the full force of the state.

    But what is the purpose of all this propaganda?

    The Goal of Indoctrination

    The culture-wide brainwash we witness with chagrin every day is not designed to ignite a violent overthrow of the American political structure — long experience has proven that violent revolutions simply don’t happen in middle-class first-world countries. We’re too comfortable as a nation for that strategy to ever work. Instead, the ultimate goal of all this brainwashing and social intimidation is to make the general population VOTE as the Left wants us to vote.

    Many of the progressives fighting (and seemingly winning) the “culture wars” may not even realize the ultimate purpose of their activism — most naively think that the goal of altering America’s social mores is merely to alter America’s social mores, and nothing beyond that. What other objective could there be?

    The answer, of course, is obvious: Political change. While it is possible, I suppose, for a thoroughly left-wing society to accept being forever ruled by a conservative government, such a state of affairs never endures for long in the real world. Indeed, one of the core values at the heart of leftism (aside from the touchy-feely cultural stuff) is that the machinery of the state exists for the very purpose of imposing by force progressive ideology on the populace. So the “culture wars” can never be fully won until leftists have a firm grip on political power.

    And how do you get political power in America? You don’t have a bloody revolution. Violent revolutions can only ever succeed in what were called “peasant societies” — czarist Russia, impoverished rural China, etc., where there were large populations of oppressed peasants — but never in industrialized countries, as Marx had incorrectly assumed.

    Instead, in the United States of America, you gain power incrementally by winning elections. And the way you win elections is by changing the hearts and minds (and thus the voting patterns) of the hoi polloi.

    The term for this process, in Marxist theory, is cultural hegemony, a phrase that was coined by communist philosopher Antonio Gramsci to describe how the political power-structure of a society is always determined by the cultural norms of that society. A conservative-minded populace will always vote for conservative-minded leaders, so the way to achieve communism in advanced nations, he argued, would be to first change the culture so that progressive ideals become dominant, and then people will simply vote themselves into communism without the need for a revolution.

  9. Octopus says:

    2/2 by an army of right wing sociopaths.
    48 minutes ago

    1/2 Trump’s ugly tweet gloating about his “many enemies” got more than 130,000 retweets. Trump isn’t just a sociopath; he’s supported …
    48 minutes ago

    Heheheh…an army of right wing sociopaths. That’s gold, right thar. 😆

    • TreBob says:

      So Charles makes a sweeping conclusion on the moral character of over a hundred thousand folks because of a single mouse of theirs.

      And they say that conservatives are bigots. :eyeroll:

      BTW, Happy New years Stalkers!

    • pineapple says:

      Happy New Years fellow deplorables!

      President Elect Trump….. PLEASE never change! More Tweets and more rallys!

      20 more days of Odumbo…. these are going to be the longest 20 days of our lives.

      20 more days until the shit hits the libs errr fan. Can’t wait (rubbing my hands with glee)!

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      But Stompy whining on Twitter many, many times about his stalking stalkers get’s 0 retweets. The Butt. It Hurts! LOL!

  10. OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

    Happy New Year, h8rs and stalkers (that’s you, Stalker Charles, and your two monkeys).

  11. kbdabear says:

    Toot’s “Original Journalism” supplier drunk tweeted lesbian porn last night, tries to say it was to make some sort of point, then finally deletes tweet

    People still trying to figure out why Talking Points Memo editor tweeted link to lesbian porn


    • Octopus says:

      Hahahahahahah!! Guy had it on his clipboard, no doubt, and tweeted it out by accident. The fact that he tried to play it off as intentional is goddam priceless! 😆

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      L’dMAO at the respones and comments! What a moron.

  12. ISTE says:


  13. rightymouse says:

    For Fatso, who is perpetually offended…

  14. rightymouse says:

    Well, Gussy. My 22 year old son qualifies for a credit card. He has a job. Why don’t you try getting one?

  15. rightymouse says:

    Not going to hold my breath. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    Before my pro football hopes and dreams are crushed again, here’s something.

  17. Octopus says:


    Delingpole for the easy win, once again. Oh, about that naked girl above…don’t see any stubble, but there might be a bit of furze, in the crease. NTTAWWT.

  18. Bunk X says:

  19. Bunk X says:

  20. Pakimon says:


    And a bubbleheaded imbecile donates to Chunky’s tip jar.

    With that donation, the “Family Sized” bag of Cheetos that has been just out of Chunkles’ price range is within tantalizing reach… 😆

  21. rightymouse says:

    That’s because Hillary IS a liar. A big, fat, pathological/congenital liar.

    Are you going to argue with the NY Times??

  22. Octopus says:

    If this isn’t a threat, what is it?

  23. Octopus says:

    Gee, Wally…given that the media self-identifies as overwhelmingly liberal, the fact that they are forced to acknowledge Shrillary is a lying sack of poo all the time might be somewhat significant, in regards to her character. 😆

    • dezes157 says:

      I am sure if I were to visit Chucks malware infested sewer, I would find 1000’s hate filled screeds calling Trump a liar and nothing about Hillary lying.
      Chuck has 2 faces and they are both vomit inducing

    • Bunk X says:

  24. Octopus says:


    This magnificent Texan went and built himself a castle, just him and a buddy doing all the work. He’s a baker by trade, but he decided he wanted to live in a castle. With a moat and drawbridge. He is a king! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I love how most of the noise criticizing Trump for tweeting comes in the form of tweets. 😆

      There is no more direct route to the public, and he doesn’t have to rely on the MSM, who twist everything he says. Go Trump!

  25. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Happy new years to ya’ll mockers.
    My Blackhawks need to decline outdoor play.

  26. Octopus says:

    Fatass is talking about double chins? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

  27. Octopus says:

    Is Gus on the move again? Ooh, he’s going to be cranky! And chilly. At least he doesn’t have much in the way of belongings to move.

    Going to have to figure out where to live when you get older.
    9 minutes ago
    These new apartment building are like hotels. It’s weird.
    20 minutes ago
    Happening in Denver. These neighborhood remodels basically looking the same. Mixed-use. Mixed but same retail.
    26 minutes ago
    We went from homogenized suburbs to homogenizing cities. Almost the same demographics if you consider the children of the burbs.
    30 minutes ago
    I know, I know. We can make cities better by remodeling building. Throw in granite counter tops, yoga room, demo kitchen, concierge.
    41 minutes ago
    RT @abradacabla: Assange: Trump is welcome change Greenwald: Breitbart is awesome Leftists: These guys are our heroes and moderate liberal…
    45 minutes ago
    Never mind.
    51 minutes ago
    Some cities answer to all this is to basically say fuck it and urban renewal then becomes Millennial Real Estate Developers LLC.
    59 minutes ago
    Old crappy 12 story brick apartment buildings. People of course have no choice but to live there. It’s still far from ideal.
    1 hour ago
    How much of America’s infrastructure and housing is from the late 19th century?
    1 hour ago

  28. kbdabear says:

    Toot spread this RUSSIANS ARE HACKING EVERYTHING story on Friday, dismissed those who told him the story was bullshit because “The Washington Post verified this story”

    “Fake News” And How The Washington Post Rewrote Its Story On Russian Hacking Of The Power Grid


  29. Octopus says:

    I just love this pic. 🙂

  30. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s continuing to freak the fuck out more and more each day. Look at tonight’s raving, followed by a retreat into Mama Dolorosa Mitchell. He’s going to need professional care soon.

    #NowPlaying Joni Mitchell > For the Roses > Blonde In the Bleachers lgf.bz/2gAeOn5 https://t.co/luQdXSFHzG
    58 minutes ago
    2/2 foundation for a massive destruction of the social safety net.
    1 hour ago
    1/2 It’s no coincidence that the GOP guts the Office of Congressional Ethics right before Trump is inaugurated. They’re laying the …
    1 hour ago
    Every day brings more horrible and depressing news about the consequences of electing this far right figurehead.
    2 hours ago
    3/3 want to take advantage of that to do as much damage as possible before this noxious house of cards collapses.
    2 hours ago
    2/3 Ethics. They’re doing this because they know the Trump administration is going to be the most unethical in US history, and they …
    2 hours ago
    1/3 The Republican Party just made it nearly impossible for ethics violations to be reported, by subverting the Office of Congressional …
    2 hours ago

  31. Bunk X says:

    Just completed 9-video seminar course in half the time for license renewal. I snaked it, but the last question almost tripped me up. “How long is a slip.”

  32. Pakimon says:

    1/3 It’s always fun watching

  33. Pakimon says:

    2/3 Chunkles Twitter bloviate by breaking up his

  34. Pakimon says:

    2.5/3 screeds into multiple parts even when

    • Arachne says:

      BTW, can someone point me to Fatso’s tweets/posts/threads of OUTRAGE when the Democrats attempted to do this very same thing in 2010?

  35. Pakimon says:

    3/3 he’s not even close to the 140 character limit. 😆

  36. Pakimon says:

    1/6 I read an article recently…

  37. Pakimon says:

    2/6 about feminists and assorted special…

  38. Pakimon says:

    3/6 snowflakes being all upset…

  39. Pakimon says:

    4/6 about multiple part…

  40. Pakimon says:

    5/6 tweets. They called it…

  41. Pakimon says:

    6/6 “mantweeting” or some such thing. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      I couldn’t find the article but the gist of it was that multiple part tweets are men’s way of violating women’s Twitter vaginas and is a form of “cyber-rape”. 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    She got caught being all racist and stupid on Twitter, promised to delete her account. Got a special private tweet from Jack, too. Must have begged her to stay…


    She’s still going strong on Twitter, more stupid than ever! You go, big girl!


  43. rightymouse says:

    Oh, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let it be true!! Megyn to leave Fox….

    • rightymouse says:

      Very good! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      I like that the guy was able to overcome his opposition to Trump and tell this story. See, that’s the way you’re supposed to handle political disputes. Nobody is all evil badness, not even the Super Nazi Trump. Not even the Closet Terrorist, Jew-Hating Obama, who apparently loves his kids and Reggie Love. Look at how Chunky has to go to “11” on every little piece of news that comes up, regarding Trump — that’s what crazy people do. Sane people judge separate things on their own merits.

  44. Octopus says:


    No wonder Springsteen is so darn scared of Trump. If he keeps saving manufacturing jobs in America, Bruce is going to run out of poor downtrodden laid-off workers who turn to petty crime to survive in this mean old country, to rhapsodize about. 😆

  45. Octopus says:

    I just can’t. 😆

    The hysterics are hysterical.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds like their pants are all on Fire. 😆

    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      The link to the thread on Leah whatsherface’s Twitter is HYSTERICAL, as in loaded with hysterics.

      It’s a freaking classic display of the Liberal mindset – we’re smarter than you, you’re all racists, etc.

      The article they’re referring to is also loaded with awful Apocalyptic prose.

      It’s awesome. I’m thinking Troll, God Level.They’re all pissing their pants and having panic attacks. It’s the end of the fucking world. We’re all gonna die. They’re convinced (and this is the BEST part) that Trump is going to do what Obama has already done – relinquish USAmerican post-WW2 and/or post-Cold War hegemony and allow the rise of new powers in Russia and China, leading to OMGFREAKINGZOMBIES.

      It’s amazing how flexible the Liberal mindset is – Trump is simultaneously a Russian puppet chopping away at American power (world stability, formerly only according to evil Conservatives) AND starting WW Last by threatening … the Russians.

      • Bunk X says:

        I spent some time in a traditional barbershop today. There was a dog-eared copy of Time Magazine dated 26 November. Hilarious post-election meltdown articles about the supposed glass ceiling, that sexism and racism is the new normal, that Trump was elected because white male uneducated hayseeds voted for him and he’s going to compel the elderly eat their grandchildren.

  46. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The NBC/Fox News convergence is accelerating. lgf.bz/2iAhr98
    2 hours ago

    Stompy nails it again. Way ahead of the crowd. Fox News and NBC are now besties.

  47. rightymouse says:

    Not really. Hubby refuses to buy anything made by GM because of the bailout.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m with hubby. I love Chevy’s, I love my Saturn (bought in 2007), but I would not buy a GM car now.

      • rightymouse says:

        I’m a Jeep gal for the 4-wheel drive.

      • Pakimon says:

        I’m still driving a Ford Ranger I bought in 2001. It’s never given me problems in all that time.

        I used to be a Chevy guy but given how well that truck has treated me over the years, I’m not going back.

        The GM bailout just sealed the deal for me, 😀

        • Octopus says:

          A lot of people are pretty butthurt over the GM deal, but the fact is, they paid the money back, and now the US hasn’t lost one of our last major manufacturing industries. So, there’s that.

  48. rightymouse says:

    Seen at Instapundit….I LOVED THIS!! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      I enjoyed so many SJW meltdowns, it’s hard to pick a favorite. Just a Golden Epoch, since November 9th.

      The recent MTV video telling white guys how to behave in 2017 was a beaut, though. Talk about, “Attitudes That Got Trump Elected.” Sheer perfection!

  49. Octopus says:

    It’s because you’re a pusillanimous asswipe, whose only way of “relating” to others is by projecting your own issues onto them. Any more questions we can clear up for you, Fatass?

  50. Pakimon says:

    Who else on Twitter constantly brags about how many people he’s blocked on Twitter?

    I thinks Chunky’s craving for attention and relevance has surpassed his craving for Cheetos and Mountain Dew. 😆

  51. Pakimon says:

    And rotund ponytailed TwitterDickheads mispronounce the word “milieu” because they are ignorant and assclownish. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Just to cut through Chunkles’ histrionics and pontificating and demonstrate that he is an ignorant assclown of mind-boggling proportions, I give you this:

      Is it rude to use the spelling “Moslem” for Muslim in modern English?

      Both are essentially just different ways of spelling the same word in English, and both spellings derive from the same root in Arabic – ‘aslama’ (“he resigned”) however ‘Moslem’ as pronounced in English (see below) actually could be interpreted as something negative in Arabic, even though in English it is just an alternate spelling (and transliteration between the two alphabets is a varying thing).
      My emphasis below:

      According to the Center for Nonproliferation Studies,”Moslem and Muslim are basically two different spellings for the same word.” But the seemingly arbitrary choice of spellings is a sensitive subject for many followers of Islam. Whereas for most English speakers, the two words are synonymous in meaning, the Arabic roots of the two words are very different. A Muslim in Arabic means”one who gives himself to God,” and is by definition, someone who adheres to Islam. By contrast, a Moslem in Arabic means”one who is evil and unjust” when the word is pronounced, as it is in English, Mozlem with a z.
      For others, this spelling differentiation is merely a linguistic matter, with the two spellings a result of variation in transliteration methods. Both Moslem and Muslim are used as nouns. But some writers use Moslem when the word is employed as an adjective.
      Journalists switched to Muslim from Moslem in recent years under pressure from Islamic groups. But the use of the word Moslem has not entirely ceased. Established institutions which used the older form of the name have been reluctant to change. The American Moslem Foundation is still the American Moslem Foundation (much as the NAACP is still the NAACP–the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People). The journal The Moslem World–published by the Hartford Seminary in Connecticut–is still The Moslem World.


      And I’m sure those bigoted and insulting Shriners need to be punished as soon as they’re done helping children, building hospitals, and driving those crazy little cars, right?

      Protip: Do a Google search before farting out inane tweets that demonstrate your laziness and stupidity. 😆

    • The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

      It just never gets old does it? 😂

    • Bunk X says:

  52. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Assclown Preezydunce tries to start WWIII on his way out of lame duck office for a pathetic political lie. He had plenty of chances to confront Putin’s “aggressive” regime directly.


  53. Octopus says:

    Thousand Year Reich, Fatass! We’ll see who wants to dance at our fancy affairs.

    • Arachne says:

      Really? How’d that movie “Miss Sloan” do at the Box Office, there, Spanky? I think it didn’t even gross enough to cover the craft service costs. Sort of this year’s “Truth”.

      Do these Hollywood hotshots and musicians think that the average person WON’T forget how they dissed the candidate THEY voted for? I don’t think Trump gives a shit one way or another.

      It’s insulting the President. If they’d done it to Obama, they’d be called a bunch of RACISTS.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Who wants a bunch of commies and traitors at the inauguration anyway? They should go have a wild party with the crooked old bag felon Shrillery. Who became drunk and violent on on election night and couldn’t even come out to speak to the people who wasted a billion $ on her failed lame run, or rather limp.

      • Arachne says:

        Beastie and BJ will actually be attending the Inauguration, I understand. It’s expected of the Sexual Predator since he’s a former President.

        • The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

          I think it shows Grabby Azz’s narcissism. He still wants to regain that “Rock Star” Preezydunce thing he once had by being in the Presidential club. And doesn’t realize he’s nothing but a tarnished old impeached, exposed and embarrassed frail looking old guy who didn’t even have the energy or mojo to help his crooked wife beat a New York businessman. Kinda sad. The Bushes even sadder for snubbing a Republican President after 8 years of Obungle’s and the Dems relentless lying narrative.

  54. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Fact-Checking Donald Trump’s Claim About Jackie Evancho’s Album Sales billboard.com/articles/colum…
    53 minutes ago

    Fatso obviously didn’t read the article which failed to debunk Donald’s exuberant and encouraging comment about a nice young kid with a great voice (they acknowledge her sales have gone up but disingenuousely blame it on the holidays). One who has albums and big concert dates booked thru March according to her really great website http://jackieevancho.com/.

    Funnily there was no GoFundMe begging bowl button. Not even a donate link. Hah it still gets me that Stomps did his GoFundMe under the Arts category just because he posts YouTube guitar and lame-o Y gen bands videos as if that makes him an artist. Oh I guess you could count far left proggo turd lying smear artist.

  55. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    @HGTomato What “hate?” I don’t hate her at all. Debunking false claims isn’t “hate.”
    50 minutes ago

    Which of course means he hates her.

  56. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    ICYMI: Breitbart “News” deliberately nurtured and weaponized the white supremacist Trump base, right under our nose… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    1 hour ago

    Sure Stomps. And you’ve weaponized taking a dump. No wonder you live alone.

  57. kbdabear says:

    I have a hunch that Toot won’t say anything about this story. Neither will Obama

    4 Chicago Teens In Custody After Broadcasting Kidnap Of Trump-Supporter Live On Social Media


    • The Twitter Legend of Stompy McChubbyfeet says:

      Yawn. The treachery and viciousness of black teens is old news. These idiots are too dumb even to be with the BLM morons. They evidently think kidnapping, assault and torture are just fun pranks. Is it any wonder these idiots get killed by police? What do you suppose their IQs are having never learned that you don’t post your violent felonies ONLINE to the world, much less don’t commit them to start with. But these are the people manipulated by BLM and SJWs and the Demoncrap party to do violence. They’re too dumb to even understand equality.

  58. kbdabear says:

    Toot will ride the RUSSIA HACKED THE ELECTION fantasy long after it’s laughed at. After all, he still pushes that “Youtube video caused Benghazi” myth