“You want proof? Look here. It’s on my blog.”

Not even Rolling Stone’s Matt Taibbi could come up with anything, because it never happened. Put on your Big Boy Journalism Pull-Ups, Charles, get out of your hovel, suss it out, and maybe you’ll be accepted as a big ‘ol honkin’ angry ponytailed fat white wonder at Daily Kos again.

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74 Comments on ““You want proof? Look here. It’s on my blog.””

  1. Bunk X says:

  2. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s click bait. No thanks.

    • Octopus says:

      She couldn’t wait until New Year’s Eve to get hammered. 😯

      So much for her fighting career.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      I thought she would come back with a vengeance. But instead she just got beat up again. She can’t handle the big hitters, it’s clear.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s not a boxer, and the last two fighters she faced had great reach and quick hands. She ate a lot of leather, and couldn’t close the distance to employ her grappling skills. I think the game has changed on her. She should probably retire.

  3. rightymouse says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      He’s very proud that there are absolutely NO dissenting opinions allowed in his comments section, and Libturd Dogma reigns supreme. Well, if those are things to be proud of, he should be walking around town with his moobs puffed out, struttin’ like a peacock. But he’s a craven recluse who never shows his fat face in public, and hides behind a 15-year-old photo.

  4. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s a homophobe.

  5. Octopus says:

    I don’t know if I can watch any more football this weekend, after last night’s rollercoaster from hell. But, I must. The college playoff games today beckon, and then tomorrow it’s the Day Of Destiny for the Lions. I will need some medicine tomorrow. Strong medicine.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby is actually going to stay home tonight to watch football. I have a corned beef in the slow cooker. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        Big game for the young Buckeyes. A lot of people think they’re in trouble in this one, but I think they’ll win a close one and go to the championship game. I think Clemson is slightly overrated and plays a weaker schedule. We’ll see what’s up tonight.

        As for my Wolverines, it was a tough season in the end. Lost three of their last four games by a total of five points. Lost their two best players in the Orange Bowl, looked dead, and came back to life to mount an amazing comeback….only to get smacked down again. Ouch.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hubby just told me Michigan lost last night. Sorry about that.

      • Octopus says:

        Last night’s game was a microcosm of their season, in a way. Just came up a little short, in the end. At least we didn’t get blown out. Looking weak in a bowl game can really affect recruiting.

  6. Octopus says:

    So. Many. Nazis. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      The paranoia. It burns. 😆 😆

      • Octopus says:

        The idea that the US is suddenly infested with Nazi stormtroopers just because Shrillary lost the election is more proof than anyone needed that Chunky has lost the last of his marbles. The guy is completely nutzo, like the worst SJW meltdowns we’ve seen on the youtube, all rolled into one massive burrito of crazy. How long before he has to be hospitalized, or arrested? 😆 😯 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          At lunch with my BFF’s yesterday, one of them said that the Nazi allegation may come from Trump’s German heritage. So stupid if that’s true. His grandfather emigrated here in 1885.

          • Octopus says:

            That’s too stupid to be true. I mean…not stupid enough, for the current state of Leftism. I can’t decide which. 😆

    • poteen2 says:

      Charlie should start his own media platform.
      After all he’s got mad skillz, big monitors, lots of unused server space and the dreaded Correlator Tool to keep the nazis at bay.
      Do it Charlie,,,, the market is there for you.
      Why I’ll even suggest a name,,,, TWATter. Yes. That sounds good.

  7. Octopus says:

    Remember when Chunky was in full raging paranoia-pants about the Chinese and their bots? That was a couple of months ago. Who’s next? Probably India or Germany. The GERMAN NAZIS ARE ATTACKING!!1!

    • kbdabear says:

      No Toot, the Vermont utility wasn’t hacked, some worker’s laptop NOT connected to the grid had some malware on it, probably picked up surfing porn sites or maybe reading a page on your blog.

      It wasn’t a “Russian Operation”, it was an old malware program that originated in the Ukraine years ago.

      Nazi Tennesee flags, sandwich boards, the streak continues

  8. windbag says:

    When Rolling Stone questions your evidence, it’s time to hit the showers.

  9. poteen2 says:

    BRC help me out here.
    Seems to me that “Russian Hacker” is not necessarily the same as “Russian Government Hacker”.
    Given that the Russians can’t build an aircraft carrier as well as us or pretty much anything as well as us, what makes these idiots think that the Russians can control their versions of Wikileaks or Anonymous if we can’t.
    That would be a telling admission considering the only dark web denizens we catch are Romanian teenagers and clerks in our own gov’t.

    • ISTE says:

      There are many ways to “hack” a site by using proxy servers in other countries. It looks like you are somewhere else.

      Also there are two meanings to the word “hack” The one that people usually think of as being “hack” is to maliciously attack or steal information. The word “hack” in my world means to “hack something” as in “to take something and adapt it to do something else”

      http://hackaday.com/

      Great site, hacking things to do something else..

      as in this video, hacking!

      (Do not think this thing is ready to perform complex tasks such as picking my nose but if I built one I think I could remotely keep my cat amused for hours, if I had a cat)

      A bit of history. The BRC Berry Picker was developed because we needed to search LGF for interesting stuff. In the beginning we used Charles Johnson’s own search facility at LGF but it was slow. Also he was watching what members were searching for then banned them…

      The Berry Picker was basically an automated web browser (written in Visual Basic 4, then later 6) that requested each article with comments and saved it to a file. Same as doing a “save as” manually when you visit a page.

      Of course Charles saw this, he doesn’t have a life.. “How can anybody be looking at all my articles and reading them so fast!!!!!!!”

      He blocked the IP addresses he saw reading consecutive articles, and so we had to get creative as to what IP addresses we used. At one point Charles had all North American universities and Bolivia blocked.

      Was this malicious “hacking”

      No, I do not think so. It was using an automated browser to make an offline copy of LGF (10GB ) that we could then search and index a hell of a lot faster than using Charles’ really slow search engine.

      It also allowed us to run subsequent “Berry Pickers” and compare what changed, hence we could see what he “memory holed”

      So in conclusion… The BRC never “hacked” LGF or “stole” anything. We just made an offline copy for our own use.

      Will the Berry Picker ever run again? I doubt it. No point. LGF is not what it used to be.

      However… (In the BRC although we are retired and have other interests like making lifelike scale models of famous buildings from Jello and then studying the effects of erthquales on them)

      We are thinking of developing a Twitter Berry Picker.

      You have seen Charles post things like “Here come the flying monkeys” and “I had to block hundreds of accounts that tweeted hate…” Well… I think he is exaggerating the number of people that “mention” him.

      We shall see.

      Oh, Happy New Year!!!!!

      • rightymouse says:

        Tha sounds very interesting! 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          Agreed. Some fascinating stuff, and I’m glad you guys took the time to do it.

          It’s funny how Chunky still brags about the longevity of his “independent journalism”-brand in his begging bowl screeds, even though the first 8 years are “insane racist hate-blogging” by the standards of his last 8 years of sucking unicorn schlong. Sense a disconnect, much? 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

  10. Minnow-redux says:

    The Russian grid hack story was proved false immediately.

    Charlie is batting 1000 I see!!

    Hey Charles, it sucks to be you….

  11. Minnow-redux says:

    The life of an independent journalist is pure Hell. Pure Hell, I can tell you!

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  12. Octopus says:

    The Nutzo Conspiracy Chart is back!!1! 😆

  13. Minnow-redux says:

    The Russians are coming, the Russians are coming!!!

  14. Minnow-redux says:

    ICYMI: Charles Johnson is a fat, washed up attention whore.

    • ISTE says:

      Lol… Hey! I am the same… just not fat.

      🙂

      • Minnow-redux says:

        That would be like comparing a Community Seniors Band that meets Wednesday nights, to the London Philharmonic Orchestra.

        Charles is a World Class attention whore.

        🙂

  15. Octopus says:

    Sez the Flatulent King Of Irrational Loons. While making mud pies with his own feces on Twitter.

  16. Octopus says:

    http://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/statuses/815345559942889472

    Why the “scare quotes,” as you used to call them, Fatass? Either you’re testing something in your buggy-ass code, or you’re just bugging it up more. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    But…where is this “evidence,” that is so plentiful? Why isn’t it anywhere anyone can see it? Such a mystery!

    2/2 No, I’m not going to dance for you.
    49 minutes ago
    1/2 Few things irritate me more than the tactic of demanding to see “evidence” the demander has no intention of honestly assessing. …
    49 minutes ago
    ICYMI: 400 Companies Have Now Pulled Their Advertising From Breitbart! lgf.bz/2imk5zh https://t.co/V6q0vOpYmd
    1 hour ago
    3/3 you because you obviously don’t want to see it.
    1 hour ago
    2/3 It’s been published in many places. It’s not hard to find. If you insist on demanding I show you evidence, I’ll just ignore …
    1 hour ago
    1/3 Look, there’s PLENTY of evidence that Russia was responsible for the DNC email hacks and other interference in the election. …
    1 hour ago

    Oh, and Breitbart must be out of business by now. 400 companies…oh my! But why is Breitbart still up and running just fine? Another dang disconnect… 😯

  18. Octopus says:

    View story at Medium.com

    The “proof” is some limp, weak sauce. Nothing, really.

  19. Octopus says:

    The Russian Power Grid hacking is also a pile of bullshit. But you knew that.
    ——————–
    “As commissioner of public service we are very concerned about cybersecurity,” Recchia insisted. “I’ve been working with homeland security and our department of emergency management, homeland security to make sure that we are on top of things like this because this is a real concern.”

    Utility officials said that the Russian malware code was found on but a single laptop computer that was not in any way connected to its power grid systems.

    The utility also issued a statement about the discovery of the code:

    Last night, U.S. utilities were alerted by the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) of a malware code used in Grizzly Steppe, the name DHS has applied to a Russian campaign linked to recent hacks. We acted quickly to scan all computers in our system for the malware signature. We detected the malware in a single Burlington Electric Department laptop not connected to our organization’s grid systems.

    Good grief. 😆

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Maybe Charlie doesn’t know what a laptop is? Or, what a gris system is.

      Hint for Charlie: You cannot eat either one.

      This is probably why you don’t know what they are.

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  20. ISTE says:

    I would like to go to sleep…..

    Every 30 mins I am getting an automated call from either my health insurance provider or the obamacare place telling me to pay my premium by midnight or will loose my coverage.

    I fucking paid it yesterday!!!!!!!!!!

    Eventually called the emergency 24 line and asked them to STOP IT!

    They took all my details, last thing the nice lady said……

    “Someone will call you…..”

    MAKE THE MADNESS STOP!!!!!

    • ISTE says:

      The calls stopped…

      They must have realized I had zero deductible on on hospitalization due to a traumatic mental health episode. yep, I have full going nuts coverage!

  21. ISTE says:

    I am glad Charles is having problems too.

    I will swap him UTF-8 for obamacare…

  22. ISTE says:

    Good news. My New Year Resolution is I quit drinking alcohol.

    Getting rid of all alcohol in my home tonight.

    Bad news… Going to take me days to drink it all.. *burp*

  23. Bunk X says:

    Heh.

  24. Pakimon says:

    Happy New Year to all my fellow stalkers and stalkerettes!

    Feels good to put up the first comment of 2017. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      Either Chunkles’ inheritance is getting low or he’s afraid Trump is coming for his Cheetos and Mountain Dew. 😆