Merry Christmas, Stalkers!

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  1. rightymouse says:

    Why do I get the feeling that Fatso is miserable this Xmas?

  2. PeteP says:

    Fatso has new mission in life: save the world from Donald Trump.

  3. Octopus says:

    That’s not eggnog!1!

    Hate to break it to ya, kitty…but there ain’t no Nutella in there, either. 😦

  4. Octopus says:

    No, it doesn’t rhyme. It also isn’t funny, or make any kind of point. But that’s why we dig your groovy scene, Chunky.

  5. OLT's Because Gus Has A Red Nose says:

    Merry Christmas, you dirty h8rs, or Happy Hannukah as applicable.

  6. ISTE says:

    Merry Christmas!!!

  7. kbdabear says:

    This is the first time I’ve ever heard The Wexford Carol, it’s an old Irish carol and subliminally beautiful

  8. kbdabear says:

    Greg Lake (who Toot mistook for Keith Emerson after the latter’s death this year) and Ian Anderson live in St Bride’s Church in London

  9. ISTE says:

    New year resolutions…

    This year I am doing Christmas day resolutions.

    Why wait that extra week?

  10. Bunk X says:

    Merry Christmas, stalkers! Hope you all got socks.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I did, and was happy about it! Pretty girl socks with cute designs and stuff.

      Merry Christmas Bunk!

  11. Pakimon says:

    No Charles, This is how you do it:

    ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through The Swamp
    Not a moonbat was stirring and no furries did romp;
    The tweets were posted on the internet with care,
    In hopes that Glenn Greenwald would be reading them there;

    The Chunkster was nestled all snug in his bed,
    While visions of relevance danced in his head;
    With his crusted ‘kerchief, and his pony-tail cap,
    He had just settled down for a long winter’s nap.

    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    He waddled from his bed to see what was the matter.
    Away to the window he flew like a flash,
    Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

    The moon on the breast of the long dead grass
    Gave lustre to the “land mines” dropped straight from Gus’ ass,
    When, what did his beady eyes should spy,
    But the Boiler Room Crew and that Bunky guy.

    With evil laughter they moved, so lively and quick,
    Chunky knew in a moment it must be those DoD pricks.
    More rapid than Eagles the stalkers they came,
    Daedalus whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

    “Now, ChenZhen! Now, Bunk X! Now, Arachne and Briareus!
    On, Octo! On Rightymouse! On Abu and Crankypants Zeus!
    To the top of the porch! To the top of the wall!
    Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”

    As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
    When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
    So up to the house-top the stalkers they flew,
    With the sleigh full of sockpuppets and The Boiler Room Crew.

    And then, in a twinkling, Chunky heard on the roof
    It was the stalkers stomping and now he had proof.
    As Chunky drew in his head, and was turning around,
    Down the chimney the DoD gang came with a bound.

    Chunky shook with rage from his head to his foot,
    And his clothes were all tarnished with Cheetos dust and soot;
    A deflated Ms. Sssss lay on his rack,
    And he looked like a middle-aged has-been and an internet hack.

    His eyes — how they squinted! his dimples how doughy!
    His cheeks were quite flabby, his manboobs quite showy!
    His mean little mouth was drawn down in a frown,
    And the stubble on his chin was both gray and brown;

    The stump of The Ban Stick he held tight in his grip,
    And from his ass the brown notes did constantly slip;
    He had a fat face and a big round belly,
    That shook, when he screamed like a bowlful of jelly.

    He was chubby and plump, a right angry old elf,
    And Daedalus laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself;
    A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
    Soon gave Chunky to know he had everything to dread;

    The DoD gang spoke not a word, but went straight to their work,
    They took a dump in Chunk’s living room, then turned with a jerk,
    And Daedalus laying his finger aside of his nose,
    And giving a nod, up the chimney they rose.

    Daedalus sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
    And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
    But Chunky heard them exclaim, ere they drove out of sight,
    “Merry Christmas you fat bastard, and to all a good-night.”

    –Pakimon

    Just had to dig that up out of the archive. 😀

    Merry Christmas to all my fellow stalkers and Stalkerettes!

    • Octopus says:

      That was wonderful! Brought a tear to my eye. Ah, the good stalking times we’ve had here. 😆

      Merry Christmas to all of you, including the fattest, angriest elf of them all, Chunky McDumbth, who never ever reads here except on days ending in “y” and when he’s asleep or awake. You too, out in the garage…hope you stay warm enough to continue your Twitterwar, Gus. I know it’s like Valley Forge all over again, every winter.

    • rightymouse says:

      BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

    • kingkuffa says:

      LOL! Merry Christmas to everyone, here (and also to those that “never” come here).

  12. Octopus says:

    Don’t lie on Christmas, Chunky. You’re already on the Naughty List. Lump of coal…wait, that’s not coal! Ew.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Merry Christmas!!
    Am up early to get things ready for the family avalanche. 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Merry Christmas, ‘Mouse! I’ve been up since five, which is my new self-imposed habit. Now I can’t sleep in even when I want to. At least She’s up now, making a couple of pies to bring to the family celebration at her brother’s. We need to rouse the kids, so we can start opening some presents!

  14. Octopus says:

    Still haven’t seen a Christmas card from either of our simpleton singletons — they both need to join in the festivities with these other lone wolves who have the holiday spirits. 😆

    http://pleated-jeans.com/2016/12/23/21-hilarious-solo-christmas-cards/

  15. Octopus says:

    https://www.firstthings.com/web-exclusives/2016/12/a-christmas-eve-carol

    I’ve been a big fan of Andrew Klavan’s for a long time. I didn’t know he was a convert to Christianity. A very well-written Christmas story.

  16. Juan Epstein and says:

    Where’s the ironic Santa Hat, Independent Journalist?

    And aren’t you an atheist?

  17. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    Merry Critmus all!

    Even you Stompy. I hope you got what you hoped for.

  18. kbdabear says:

    Hate just a few miles from Toot’s hole in Santa Monica AlabamaCalifornia

    Santa Monica Synagogue Smeared with Feces in Attack on Chanukah

    http://www.breitbart.com/california/2016/12/25/santa-monica-synagogue-antisemitic-attack-feces-chanukah/

  19. Octopus says:

    Brrrrrr!! Sounds miserable. Might have to look into that crazy employment thing, after all. 😆

    On the other hand, Jesus spent his first night in a barn, kind of the garage of His day. If He can do it, you can, too. Any suffering you might experience, offer it up for Jesus. Can’t hurt.

  20. Octopus says:

    This is so stupid!1! 😆

    5/5 offensive.
    9 minutes ago
    4/5 Sean Spicer then tries to paint people who question the statement as “attacking Christ,” THAT is definitely weird and …
    9 minutes ago
    3/5 “king” or “emperor,” so I don’t think it’s necessarily outrageous to be taken aback by what Priebus said. However, when …
    9 minutes ago
    2/5 ambiguous, and anyone who’s had run-ins with Trump’s more rabid followers knows they do indeed often refer to him as a …
    9 minutes ago
    1/5 To be honest I don’t think Priebus was referring to Trump with that “new King” statement. But the wording was oddly …
    9 minutes ago

    Five tweets worth of dumbth. As if anyone has EVER referred to Trump as a king or emperor, aside from some idjits on the left. 😆

  21. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Merry Christmas all here.

  22. Octopus says:

    Good grief, Charlie Brown-Note. 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s a tweet worth re-tweeting one year from now.

    • TreBob says:

      With Charles’ track record of being correct, looks like we are all gonna be in clover in 2017. Kick butt!!

      And like Bunk said, we can retweet this to Charles as a thank you for the largess of the year.

      • Bunk X says:

        Hell, we can retweet it a month from now, and every month for several years. You watch. The Big Bucks are moving again after hunkering down for the past 8 years, and Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated. I see a boom coming.

  23. Octopus says:

    I hate it when whales wash up on the beach.

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  27. Octopus says:

    It’s going to be so awesome! 😆

    Party at my house on Inauguration Day. Maybe we’ll kick it off with something like this:
    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/235782/snowflake-cocktail/

  28. Octopus says:

    Well, the Lions have had a very successful season. It might implode completely, in a blizzard of injuries, holding calls and missed tackles, but it’s been fun watching them come back and win nearly every game in the fourth quarter. I don’t expect them to go very far this year, but I wouldn’t mind one more upset victory, and the chance to host a playoff game for the first time in forever. I’d love to see how loud Ford Field could get, in that situation. Opposing teams have said it’s impossible to hear anything when the crowd gets into it.

    Tonight we have a very intriguing opportunity to clinch a playoff berth, heading into next week’s divisional champ showdown with pernicious Green Bay. The Cowboys will want to win the game for their fans, but how long will they stick with their starters in a meaningless game that has no bearing on their playoff position? I’m hoping they rest the stars in the second half. Not really expecting a win in their house, but it’s a definite possibility, given the motivation on our side and the lack thereof on the other. Rest Ezekiel, Dallas. Don’t risk him! 😆

    Speaking of unfair fights…

  29. Octopus says:

    mood until it's 2017

    A post shared by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on

    The 15 Minutes gong is about to sound any second now.

  30. Octopus says:

    Sad to hear about George Michael’s very early passing, but if he died of a heart attack in his sleep, that’s the Golden Ticket for dying right there. I mean, if you gotta go, as we all do, that’s the one. I hope we don’t find out later it was just another OD.

    His music wasn’t exactly my cup of tea, but you have to admit the guy could sing. As a pure pop singer, there haven’t been many better.

  31. Octopus says:

    Not sure fighting with the Left is going to go over particularly well at the swamp, Gus. Might want to check your white privilege there. 😆

    Meaningless. Sadly. Goodnight.
    7 hours ago
    Don’t let the door hit you in the ass!
    8 hours ago
    I wish I was perfect like Bay Area liberals. Some day.
    8 hours ago
    Can’t wait for wealthy yuppie liberals to save my life. Whew.
    8 hours ago
    I think it’s great that I can morally crush arrogant wealthy liberals while being poor.
    8 hours ago
    That seems to be the ultimate goal of being a leftist. Being superior to others. I think that’s great.
    8 hours ago

  32. rightymouse says:

    A moment of lucidity. 😯

  33. rightymouse says:

    One of my prezzies was Edward Klein’s book on Hillary “Guilty as Sin”. Am enjoying it so far. Hillary is a real piece of work. So is Bill. And so is Obama.

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/443338/strange-and-revealing-christmas-controversy

    Not surprising, is that McDumbth was all over this idiotic fake outrage. 😆

  35. Octopus says:

    So…you want to be a male model?

    Here you can size up the competition. Good luck!

    http://www.tomorrowisanotherday.de/boys/

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That is one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen. It looks like their torsos have been photoshopped to be slouchy. What is that?

      • Octopus says:

        I think they’re all striking the pose demanded by the photographer, for this modeling agency. Yes, it’s freaky. 😆

  36. Octopus says:

    Hope the Lions don’t play like bums today.

    • ISTE says:

      I cannot detect any stubble..

      • Octopus says:

        You see, this is the problem with yoga pants. They conceal any defects such as stubble or cellulite, while accentuating the form and features of the female posterior. Not to mention, the anterior. The ‘toe. It’s not just for breakfast anymore. 🙂

  37. ISTE says:

    Well, I have a new hobby.

    This Kurt guy is nuts…

    LOL

    • ISTE says:

      Also… he is the person who claims he had an epileptic fit triggered by a GIF. Well research shows less than 0.4% of epileptics are triggered by flashing lights.

      However, alcohol and alcohol withdrawal is a much more common trigger in epileptics.

      “Try it. Stay up 2 nights, get drunk w/ no sleep, as u sober up, look at a strobe. Then come back & tell me its no big deal.”

      Kurt admits he was on a drinking binge…

  38. Octopus says:

    This football game is going to be “fun.” The Cowboys are gashing the Lions’ defense like they’re just playing a scrimmage against the second-string, but the Lions’ offense is fighting back. 14-14. I want us to stay close until the second-half, when the Cowboys should start resting peeps. “Should.”

  39. Octopus says:

    Hrm…

  40. kbdabear says:

    Kind of like everything Toot does…..

    • rightymouse says:

      Well, Fatso, I’d hate to see what kind of mess a difficult solution makes. Oh, wait. There’s your website.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s Xmas must have sucked.

  42. rightymouse says:

    Carrie Fisher didn’t make it.

    http://www.tmz.com/2016/12/27/carrie-fisher-dead/

  43. ISpeakJive says:

    This is so pretty!

    • ISTE says:

      Octopus won’t appreciate the beauty..

      It doesn’t have a butt.

      • rightymouse says:

        Or a hoo-ha. 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          I do appreciate the beauty. Which is clearly designed to lure in mates, in a lurid display of come-hither frou-frou. Very sexy, Feather. You slut. 😆

          • ISTE says:

            Um that was a male one….

            *singing “YMCA” * LOL

          • Octopus says:

            There is no way to tell the difference between a male and female feather star, except by killing it and dissecting its little body. Even then, it’s hard to tell the difference. How do I know this? I googled it. Took about ten minutes. Now I’m an expert.

  44. Octopus says:

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/2478599/george-michael-dead-final-pictures/

    Everyone is so shocked and outraged, that he died so young. After reading several articles about the guy just now, the only shocking thing is that he lived so long, the way that he lived. Not bashing him, people are free to live anyway they want, but some lifestyles do not lend themselves to longevity. Heroin and crack addiction are not the same as yogurt and fresh veggies every day.

    • Octopus says:

      What I said about Michael also applies to Fisher, btw. A shit-ton of hard partying lifestyle for both parties. Many rehabs. Many relapses. Brushes with death on the reg. Sad but true.

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t understand the self-destructive behaviors when they ‘have it all’. Except for Carrie Fisher. She was bi-polar.

        • Octopus says:

          I don’t think being bipolar “excuses” a life of drug abuse. I know people who have the condition who take their prescribed meds and live normal, productive lives. With an occasional hiccup, when the meds aren’t quite right.

          Good article about Carrie’s life: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4069200/How-Carrie-Fisher-s-brutal-wit-public-battles-drink-drugs-men-mental-health-issues-turned-scion-Hollywood-royalty-princess-loved.html


          Hollywood Royalty, baby. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            I know several people who are bi-polar. One is severe. The meds don’t always work, or they feel better and go off the meds, so they do dumb things like take drugs and/or drink too much. It can go both ways. Hopefully, most are like the ones you know.

          • Octopus says:

            Not saying being bipolar isn’t a real challenge, of course. One of the people I knew with the condition was my mother’s sister, who worked as a missionary nun in Africa most of her adult life. She was a hilarious person, deeply religious but also very practical in the application of her faith. She was one of the Catholics who barely escaped Idi Amin’s roundup of the missionaries for execution back in the 70’s. Her group simply relocated to Kenya and continued their work.

            She was only able to function due to lithium, and keeping the dosage in the effective but non-toxic range was a serious challenge due to the high temps and accompanied sweating in Africa. She had a lot of episodes of manic behavior, as she didn’t take enough lithium for the best results. She would get a lot of work done during her manic phases, but would also drive the people around her crazy until she was reined in. When she retired to Ireland, she worked for a Catholic newsletter with some other nuns — she was a little too “high-energy” for that crowd and had to retire again, to a personally-run outreach program for the elderly recluses of her area. She thrived in that role.

          • rightymouse says:

            Interesting! High energy? Did she have psychotic/delusional episodes? The ones I know have had to be institutionalized from time to time when they’ve gone off their meds, The manic end of bi-polar makes them literally crazy.

          • Octopus says:

            She went through some episodes of believing in weird conspiracies, but she had a counselor who helped talk her down. She was obsessed with a “psychic surgeon” with some religious credentials in South America for a time, who turned out to be a total fraud — she was embarrassed by that, and cautious about such things afterwards. I’m sure there are different degrees of “crazy,” with bipolar disorder, just as there are different degrees of all the major mental illnesses. Carrie Fisher was given electroshock therapy at age 24, so obviously she had it pretty bad.

          • rightymouse says:

            One of the gals I know who is bi-polar also had electroshock therapy. She was found in her apartment without food trying to get skinny so she could marry a Hollywood actor. The one she was fixated on happened to be dead, but that didn’t faze her. Her bills had been unpaid for several months and was facing eviction. She’s stable now after years of being with a decent man who makes sure she takes her meds.

          • Octopus says:

            That’s so sad and frightening. I have a niece, a beautiful, smart and poetic young lady, who has been diagnosed with schizophrenia. She had a couple of episodes that sound very similar to your friend’s. My sister had to go out to Colorado and rescue her from a predatory older man who had her isolated from everyone, and was mistreating her. She was suffering from extreme delusions and hallucinations. Now she’s on meds that control the worst of it, but she’s going to be battling this thing for the rest of her life, it seems.

          • Octopus says:

            In the idyllic, glamorous photo of Reynolds, Eddie Fisher and young Carrie, it’s worth noting that the butthead Eddie was about a month away from deserting his family to run away with Liz Taylor. So Hollywood.

          • Bunk X says:

            Guy Williams aka Zorro aka Mr. Robinson did the same thing. Left his family to live in Argentina.

  45. Octopus says:

    I had heard of this election night meltdown in dribs and drabs, but this is the first time I’ve read the report in full. Hoo, boy!
    ————————————————————-
    Alleged CNN Report On Hillary On Election
    Night A Shocking Portrait Of A Woman Gone Berserk
    This Report Was Allegedly Quashed By CNN And Not Permitted
    To Run The Day After The Election & Hillary’s Behavior Was
    Reportedly Astonishing…

    12-19-16

    Hillary Clinton’s post election celebration plans included hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of fireworks, live performances by various celebrities, such as Cher, who came believing that Hillary was going to win the election, a five-hundred-thousand-dollar special effect glass ceiling that she would break through in a dramatic display once she walked out on stage at her H.Q., among millions of dollars worth of other celebratory preparations, all paid for by the Clinton Foundation in full.

    The most notable damage was located deep in the VIP room of the Clinton camp. A custom 150 inch ultra HD TV, a gift from the Saudi Arabian government, was found with a broken screen. The damage was caused by a $950,000 bottle of champagne that was believed to have been thrown at the screen by the former presidential candidate some time during the election.

    Early in the morning, the custodial staff were greeted by flipped-over tables as the floors were covered with expensive food, drinks, and appetizers. Broken champagne flutes and gilded silverware were also seen scattered around the would-be party room.

    The most telling sign of a massive meltdown was the cake. The pastry that had once proudly displayed the presidential seal, was violently flung against the walls in chunks. A broken topper from the cake in the shape of the white house was discovered lodged firmly into the drywall near the dessert table.

    Clinton’s splurge on party supplies was merely an echo of all the left-leaning polls and hype that “confirmed” Hillary Clinton’s indubitable win. Misled by just about every prediction, Hillary Clinton personally planned one big party for her assumed victory. Once it became clear that it would not be Clinton ‘s night, however, the mood of the party soured rapidly.

    A former staffer, who was fired during the rampage, said that the atmosphere around Clinton went from “queen of the hour” to “the girl who was dumped on prom night” in only a few moments.

    Hillary Clinton reportedly became ‘physically violent’ towards her own campaign staff after she realized she had lost the presidential election, according to radio host Todd Kincannon. ‘CNN reporter tells me Hillary became physically violent towards Robby Mook and John Podesta around midnight; had to be briefly restrained,’ tweeted Kincannon.

    It was Podesta who was sent out to talk to Hillary’s dejected supporters shortly before Hillary called Donald Trump to concede, with Clinton nowhere to be seen until the following day.

    When asked about rumors that Hillary was drunk on election night, Kincannon responded, ‘She was. I posted about that too. She was in a ‘psychotic drunken rage’ according to my reporter friend. Doctor added sedatives to the mix.’

    Kincannon then claimed that CNN blocked the reporter from publishing what would have been a bombshell story. ‘The CNN reporter didn’t fail to report it. His editors will not let him. CNN has banned all ‘Hillary in the bunker’ stories,’ he tweeted.

    Secret Service officials and other staff who worked closely alongside Hillary have previously reported her problems with angry tantrums on numerous occasions. Last year it was also reported that Clinton’s own campaign staffers feared she could have a serious meltdown and that Hillary had ‘been having screaming, child-like tantrums that have left staff members in tears and unable to work.’ In addition to claims that she became irate, author Ed Klein said a source told him Hillary cried inconsolably to a friend after the results came in, blaming FBI director Comey and President Barack Obama for not doing enough to stop the FBI investigation into her email scandal.

    _____________________________

    PS…And THIS woman wanted to be the leader of the Free World? God help us all, if that had happened.

    – See more at: http://www.rense.com/general96/CNNreportHillary.htm#sthash.C5v46KaU.dpuf

    • rightymouse says:

      Not surprised. I’ve heard lurid stories of Hillary’s nasty temper and potty mouth. Also, she apparently has an alcohol problem.

      • Octopus says:

        How quickly the jolly drunk can turn into the angry drunk, when She doesn’t get Her way. Everyone around Her was on eggshells, according to the Secret Service guy’s book. I can only imagine (and read about, thanks to the leaks) how bad it got at the end. 😯

        A bunch of people need Al-Anon and PTSD therapy, after this campaign. I can’t wait to read some of the books being feverishly written now, by the victims of this corrupt old hag. I mean, I’ll read the excerpts, and post them here. 😆

  46. Octopus says:

    Here’s an old photo of Chunky, Gus and the former’s imaginary girlfriend from a few years back.

  47. Octopus says:

    Big comeback fight on Friday, against a very tough opponent. A lot riding on this one for Rousey, whose career wasn’t severely damaged by her first shocking loss, but could be strongly affected by another one.

  48. Octopus says:

    Six women, but only five pairs of legs. It’s a serious problem.

    • rightymouse says:

      The third woman from the left has no legs.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s what it looks like, but it turns out, the second girl is wearing black pants that blend in with the first girl’s pants — you can just see her foot sticking out, with a white sock showing. The third girl is sitting funny, with her hips canted, so her legs look like they belong to the second girl.

        I saw this on Fox this morning, that’s how I know. 😉

        • ISTE says:

          LOL, couches!!!!

          That reminds me of the old BRC days when we were learning animated GIFs

          Timestamp on finished GIF was 6.31AM

          Um, no, I am not an early riser.. 🙂

  49. Octopus says:

    We covered Puddles thoroughly three years ago, Fatass. Way to stay ahead of the curve. 😆

  50. Octopus says:

    Chunky is un-rusty-hinged about Trump! 😆

    Because Trump wants to vet Islamist immigrants, and didn’t express unqualified support for Black Lies Matter, he’s a Nazi. The NYT has opposed Trump every step of the way, but now they’re “normalizing” the Obersturmfuhrer or whatever by reluctantly reporting the news. How long can Fatass keep up the outrageous outrage? Stay tuned.

    “WHITEWASH!!1!”

    Trump’s tweets in the past few days have been incredibly unhinged and egomaniacal. The United States is in serious trouble.
    10 hours ago
    “Thanks Donald!” Narcissist in Chief is now thanking himself for things he had nothing to do with. @realDonaldTrump twitter.com/realDonaldTrum…
    10 hours ago
    4/4 whitewash this fact. Stop it.
    10 hours ago
    3/4 shouldn’t even be a question about this. A major part of Trump’s appeal was his racist message. Please, media, stop trying to …
    10 hours ago
    2/4 campaign was DRENCHED in racism, and his audiences screamed in delight when he bellowed out his racist talking points. There …
    10 hours ago
    1/4 Why is the New York Times still publishing op-eds absolving Trump voters of racism/bigotry? What. The. Fuck. Trump’s entire …
    10 hours ago

  51. Minnow-redux says:

    Keep digging Charles. Surely, with just a few more thousand of your asinine twitter comments, the world will wake up… scratch its collective head, and realize what a horrible mistake has been made.

    Yeah right.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    Cry me a river you emotionally underdeveloped basket case.

  52. Octopus says:

    Within the garage. Careful not to step on a rake. Beware of feral cat.

  53. Octopus says:

    Thinking about all the great people who passed on this year, and what not. It’s quite a list. For the record, I don’t blame the year itself, as people keep saying: “Fuck you, 2016!” I mean, the year is just an arbitrary, man-made contrivance. Genetics, illness and lifestyle choices are the real culprits. Still, it’s been a grim stretch of road for famous musicians, athletes and actors.

    Which one was the most shocking and/or affecting for you? I’m looking at a tie between Bowie and Prince. Ali was The Greatest, of course, but he’d been sick for so long it wasn’t much of a shock when he passed. Same with Gordie Howe, a lifelong hero of mine who had been declining rapidly for some time. John Glenn, another great American, was in his 90’s. Nancy Reagan, too.

    • rightymouse says:

      Spot on assessment. Bowie and Prince are tied in my book as well.

      • Octopus says:

        Bowie’s music was very important to me in my youth, and I liked almost all of his stuff as he went through his stylistic gyrations. Saw him in concert several times, and he was always great. Was my first rock concert experience, in fact, at the Michigan Palace, an old grody theater downtown, in ’74.

        Prince came around when I was an adult, but still mingling in clubs. That first video of his for “Controversy,” in his thigh-high stockings — yep, this guy is a freak. Something Bowie would do…in fact, something Bowie HAD done, ten years earlier. 😆

        He was something very different, like Bowie. A genius who could do anything musically, including shred on guitar. Sorry, Chunky, not your soulless noodling…the guy was a killer with an electric guitar, and any other instrument. I saw him live a couple of times in the ’80’s, and he was magnificent. One of those cats who took his music to a higher level live, instead of trying to recreate perfectly the sounds on the record.

        • rightymouse says:

          It was Prince’s genius with the guitar that took my breath away. He will be sorely missed.

          • Octopus says:

            Of course, he was the Funk Soul Brother before we saw him rip it up on guitar, on his Purple Rain album and tour. That was the first time I saw him live. Crowd was insane, and Prince really delivered the goods.

  54. Octopus says:

    You know what you SJW’s need to do in 2017?

    Be more like white guys. Thanks!

  55. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/12/28/steve-martin-deletes-twitter-tribute-to-carrie-fisher-after-backlash.html

    Classic idiocy from the perpetually aggrieved. Another one that cranked up the SJW Hate Machine was the sweet tweet from Cinnabon, which the idiots construed as “cashing in on death.” 😆

    The snowflakes are going to be a real chore for this country, for the foreseeable future.

  56. rightymouse says:

    OMG! Debbie Reynolds just died. Holy crap !
    😯

  57. Octopus says:

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/red-deer-man-punches-cougar-at-tim-hortons-to-save-dog-1.3914210

    Remember the guy who punched the kangaroo, I posted here last week? Well, this guy saved his dog from a cougar. Sadly, no video, but it’s quite a story. I like to think I’d be brave enough to save George from a vicious apex predator, but I think I’m going to let discretion be the better part of valor, and keep out of dangerous critter areas with my only (current) son. Michigan isn’t rife with scary predators, but there are some coyote packs, wolf packs, angry bears and bitter libturd-clingers in the woods. I’m bringing a pistol, if I go into the serious woods.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I got to the first false dichotomy (there are apparently only Blacks and Whites in the world) and straw man argument (I can never be a part of “White” society except on the periphery er something) and had to quit that POS paranoid victim clap trap. She didn’t learn anything at Princeton but rather solidified her You’re Not Black So You Wouldn’t Understand bigotry.

  58. Octopus says:

    “Thank-you” is a bad grammar item, I have to overcome twice in the first couple of pages. I have a feeling it’s going to get worse, grammarly-speaking. 😯

    • Octopus says:

      She keeps saying, “predominately.” Oh, shit. This is a bad sign.

      • Octopus says:

        Do not miss the Final Conclusion of her treatise, titled, “Hypotheses.” To sum up, the more time you spend with black people, the more comfortable you will be with black people. So, even though they may not like you hanging around, please persist. Insist on it. Predominately.

        • Bunk X says:

          I got the same read. When I worked in the factories, I hung out with the cool people. They were all black female law students.

          • Octopus says:

            I’ve worked with black people my whole adult life. Just like white people, some are great, some really suck, and most are just okay. I shared a bathroom with two black guys the one year I lived in a dorm, in college — they were both cleaner and neater than I was. One was just out of the Army, so he had some practice in that area.

            Here are a few things I’ve learned over the years:
            — Black people are usually good dancers, but not always
            — Black women can be scary, when angry, but usually they’re awesome with a great sense of humor
            — Black men cheat on their wives constantly, and get away with it as long as they have a job that pays the bills

            Okay, now you know. And don’t get me started on white people. Or Indians from India. I could write a racist book. 😆

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          I’m sure got an A++++ from this guy

  59. ISpeakJive says:

    Think I might have posted this once already.

    White clowns are a thing. Puddles put some thought into this. Who knew?

    From Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_clown

    The whiteface clown
    The whiteface (or white clown) holds the highest status in the clown hierarchy and is the oldest of the clown archetypes. In modern times, when whitefaces perform with other clowns, they usually function as the straight man, “top banana” or the leader of the group. Whiteface clowns use “clown white” makeup to cover their entire face and neck, with none of the underlying flesh color showing. Features are then usually painted on in either red or black.

    The whiteface clown is traditionally costumed more extravagantly than the other two clown types. They often wear the ruffled collar and pointed hat which typify the average person’s idea of a “clown suit”.

    Notable examples of whiteface clowns in circus history include François Fratellini and Felix Adler.

    Canio, the tenor protagonist of Ruggiero Leoncavallo’s famous tragic opera, “Pagliacci”, is usually garbed on stage as the whiteface variety of clown. In this particular instance, he is a representative of the stock fictional character of the clown (or jester) who laughs on the outside, but is secretly crying on the inside due to a grievance or a depressed state of mind.

    • Bunk X says:

      Now I pity Charles.

      • Octopus says:

        You’ve got to stop feeling sorry for these guys. They both make their own beds, every day of the week, and then lie in it all day instead of going to work. Mockery is their just reward.

        • Bunk X says:

          Yeah, maybe you’re right. Sometimes I think that they are just sad sacks who don’t deserve it, and other times I think that kicking someone who’s down, for whatever reason, just brings bad Karma.

          On the other hand, the unapologetic damage they deliberately caused (and continue to cause) to others is unforgivable, at least until the victims accept and forgive them.

          Been going through a lot of introspection these days. I’ll get over it.

  60. Bunk X says:

  61. Bunk X says:

  62. rightymouse says:

    So glad you noticed. In the morning, sadly, you will be sober & stupid again.

  63. kbdabear says:

    Toot surely must be in a purple rage, as Milo gets a $250K advance while Toot wonders what to do with unsold calendars and cookbooks.

    But cheer up Toot, you have your Verified Checkmark and Milo doesn’t… WINNING!

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Seems like all of his nemesis’ are getting good gigs. Greenwald works for a billionaire and gets bu ku bucks no doubt. Milo works for Breitbart. Pam pays herself 200K yr to run her charity. Lewandowsky’s back working for Trump after CNN, I believe. And didn’t Ginger get a gig with that billionaire President guy too? I think so. Think of all the stomping Stompy did on Twitter about all of these people. All to no avail except the jiggling of his chubby widdle feet.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      It’s not even that much money, LOL.

  64. kbdabear says:

    Trump denies it because Jugears STILL hasn’t come up with any evidence that Putin was behind the “hacking”. All the DHS turned out was a flowchart about methods and software used for phishing which are simple enough that Toot could almost do it.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Stompy’s hero Obungle moves with catlike quickness on these matters. Much like he ignored ISIS for 3 years he’s done the same with the dreaded Russian hackers.

      In March 2014, a Russian cyber weapon called Snake or “Ouroboros” is reported to have created havoc on Ukrainian government systems.[10]
      The U.S. government concluded after a study that a cyber attack caused a power outage in Ukraine. The Russian hacking group Sandworm or the Russian government were possibly behind the malware attack on the Ukrainian power grid in December 2015.[11][12][13][14][15]

      In April 2015, CNN reported that “russian hackers” had “penetrated sensitive parts of the White House” computers in “recent months.” It was said that the FBI, the Secret Service, and other U.S. intelligence agencies categorized the attacks “among the most sophisticated attacks ever launched against U.S. government systems.”[16]

      In 2016, the release of emails from Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton through the DC Leaks website were said by private sector analyst’s [17] and US intelligence services [18] to have been of Russian origin.[19][20] Also, in December of 2016, Republican and Democratic Senators on the United States Armed Services Committee called for “a special select committee to investigate Russian attempts to influence the presidential election.”[21][22]

      He appears to care a whole lot more about DNC cyber security than USA cyper security.

    • More like “President Stompy Foot Punishes Russia for Allegedly Revealing DNC Corruption and Media Collusion with Hillary Campaign.”

      • Arachne says:

        Of course, never mind that there hasn’t been an ounce of proof other than “the CIA and Obama say so.” If he’s going to try to impose sanctions, President Six-Putt better come up with something else.

  65. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Chunk displays his slashing wit once again.

    Thank you for sharing your thoughts! If you aren’t too busy, would you mind going somewhere and fucking yourself? Thx, bye. @TheWhiteKing200
    2 hours ago

  66. pineapple says:

    TRANSLATION

    “an illegitimate election” = “exposing the truth about the corrupt DNC”

  67. Octopus says:

    Fatass is so enraged and bitter about his own failure and incensed about the success of conservatives like Milo, he is overjoyed at this announcement of fascist wrongthink punishment. Why don’t you write a book, Chunky? All about your 8 years as the most successful blog in the world, and then…well, the disaster and madness that is still going on. Maybe the Chicago Review will pay you to write such a masterpiece. Good luck!

  68. Bunk X says:

    Seems to me that there are some authors on this blog who aren’t carrying their weight. I can’t do it all, and I won’t.

  69. Bunk X says:

  70. Octopus says:

    The first good bowl game of the year is tonight, with Michigan taking on Florida State in the Orange Bowl. Two terrific defenses should make for a good close game. Michigan is favored by a TD, but a lot of experts think the Seminoles are going to rock Jim’s world.

    Michigan’s offense struggled in their last three games, which I will attribute somewhat to their QB being injured. Now Speight is healthy, and should be ready to throw and run when necessary. He’s a big load at QB, like Roethlisburger — this game could be a big showcase for him. Or, he could suck and be finished as a pro prospect, if you’re a Michigan State fan.

  71. Octopus says:

  72. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles’ woes never cease.

    Now his followers are tainted with lurking racists.

    Chunky ferreted out one of them. There could be more!

    Better put on the race detective cap and root them out!

    But what if there’s lots more?!

    That could literally decimate his follower count!

    What’s a rotund ponytailed TwitterDickHead to do ?!?! 😆

  73. kbdabear says:

    Retweeted by Toot, he has his daily marching orders; Shaun King is now their Trotsky

  74. rightymouse says:

    You know what we need? We need a New Year thread. 🙂
    In the meantime, am going to go have lunch with some BFF’s.

  75. Octopus says:

    The Left is incensed that some of their number, such as Shaun King and the Young Turks, are skeptical about the Russian Hack and want to see some evidence. I mean, they are ready for a full-on, Soviet or Nazi-style purge! You read these threads, and you have to laugh at the dim-wittedness of it all. I did like this one, though…very well done, even if it is retarded. 😆

    Such traitors to The Cause! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Kos Kidz to the rescue of American Freedom! 😆

      Free to be, Left of me

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s big bloated head sure would look good on the creature above, being ridden by Putin. 😆 (still haven’t gone to photoshop skool)

  76. ISpeakJive says:

    I think I found a female version of Gus.

    https://mobile.twitter.com/lsgatos

  77. Minnow-redux says:

    I am so glad Putin is calling out Jugears for who he is. It is pretty entertaining to see Obama referred to as an idiot and the Left is beside themselves.

    There hasn’t been any proof that Russia had anything to do with the leaked emails (in fact Assange said it WASN’T the Russians), but I realize how inconvenient the facts are for you and your ilk.

    And all we get from Charles and the Left is whining and foot stomping – as if that means anything.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahha.

  78. Octopus says:

    http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/12/what_if_obama_dropped_hillarys_email_bombs.html

    I agree with this line of thinking completely. Obama was the leaker. Book it! 😆

    • Minnow-redux says:

      I was thinking the same thing. Either Obama, or someone else in the Admin. This entire Russian BS Fest is only a smokescreen for what actually happened.

      Without proof of it being the Russians, why else would Dumbass Obama make such a noise over this?

      And, on the same subject, who murdered the young fellow last summer that was working for the DNC???

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Obama fully expected Putin to throw our diplomats out, too, but he didn’t take the bait. Ours get to stay. Putin is counting down the days to the inauguration as well. The entire world is tired of O.

  79. Octopus says:

    http://lidblog.com/top-30-fake-hate-crimes/

    Note: These are only the top fake hate crimes since Trump was elected. Imagine how many fake hate crimes have occurred in the past 8 years of Whitey Rage! 😯

  80. Octopus says:

    Speaking of hate crimes, how about this scary witch?
    http://libertyalliance.com/fk-go-hell-georgetown-professor-gets-medieval-female-muslim-trump-voter/

    ‘F**k you. Go to hell’: Georgetown Professor gets Medieval on Female Muslim Trump Voter

    That’s nice talk, perfessor. 😆

    They sure do love the Nazis, don’t they? Where is Godwin when we truly need him?

  81. Octopus says:

    Milo’s book is #1 on Amazon, and it won’t even be released for months. How’s that grab ya, Chunky? 😆

    http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/12/30/milo-rockets-to-2-spot-on-amazon-bestsellers-list-one-day-after-announcing-book/

    MILO’s upcoming book DANGEROUS has jumped to the number one bestseller spot on Amazon, months before the book is even released.
    The $250,000 book deal with publisher Simon & Schuster led to a Twitter storm yesterday that saw “Milo” become the number one trending topic on the site as leftists expressed their outrage over MILO’s success.

    Figures such as comedienne Sarah Silverman, ThinkProgress editor Judd Legum, and various other left-wing commentariat condemned the deal, accusing Simon & Schuster of giving a platform to someone they don’t agree with, even falsely describing Milo as a “white nationalist.”

    Sarah Silverman ✔ @SarahKSilverman
    The guy has freedom of speech but to fund him & give him a platform tells me a LOT about @simonschuster YUCK AND BOO AND GROSS https://twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/814533369065193472
    1:10 PM – 29 Dec 2016
    1,751 1,751 Retweets 5,079 5,079 likes

  82. Octopus says:

    Why, yes. Yes he is. 😆

    He’s not the only one, Fatass. We dig ya, baby.

    • Octopus says:

      You know what Chunky actually PINNED to the top of his timeline? You’d never guess.

      Begging bowls! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Dear Dumbass – please read IOWAHAWK’s excellent take down of the bullshit nothingburger that Russia “hacked” our election.

      And then remember that this incredibly clever, intelligent and widely FOLLOWED individual was once a regular poster at that swamp you crawl into every day.

  83. JimboXL says:

    Has LGF caught the lunatic war fever spreading through the ranks of even the lowliest Dim progressive, liberal underlings? It seems every Dim commentor at various sites appear to be hallucinating Russian evil doers everywhere and seemingly are ready to start a planet killing thermonuclear war over nothing. It shows above all else Americans made the right choice in the election to dump the warmongering lunatics and choose a different path, like jobs and lower taxes.