The Little Green Johnson provides no citation, no qualification, no link and no proof to support his accusation, and doesn’t define or identify the “far right fake news & conspiracy sites” straw man. All is a flea-infested blanket proclamation with no substance, yet Charles Johnson claims to be a journalist. Pheew.

There he goes again. No facts, no stats, nothing to back up his sebaceous allegations. One thing is certain:

Charles Johnson has a account but he’s too chickenshit to reveal it.

Charles, you’re a paranoid mess. Update your gravatar and post an instructional guitar video on YouTube: “Carnival of Venice” in D minor diminished, 5/4 time but with a reggae beat.

We dare you.

116 Comments on “STRAW MEN! DUCK!”

  1. Bunk X says:

    • kbdabear says:

      “Barbie Sandwich is a white supremacist who has been stalking me for years, please block and report” in 5… 4… 3..

      • Bunk X says:

        “Barbie Sandwich is a Pinochet supporter who advocates genocide against all muslims.” Yeah, right, Charles.

    • Pakimon says:

      Fun Fact: Chunkles pronounces Asberger’s as “Ass Burgers” and thinks they are hemorrhoids. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Still waiting for his brilliant tome on “post-modernism and the GOP.”
      Oh, and also still waiting for the sooper seekrit GOP email he talked about two weeks ago.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        He’s going to get to it soon but he has to read the Wikipedia entry on Post-Modernism a few more times to make sure he knows what it means. That guy telling him he should write about it BTW was obviously jerking his chain. It’s clear even to the libs Stompy’s just a lightweight with no original thoughts but a big ego and a petty mean streak.

  2. Octopus says:

    The way his sick, dim little mind has morphed from “everything be racist” to “everything be white supremacist” is very special. 😆

    By turning himself into a waddling, flailing example of Reductio ad Absurdum is one of the greatest achievements of all time, in the world of unintentional satire.

  3. Octopus says:

    Trump is much scarier than ISIS, even on OSU campus just after this horrific terrorist attack. What can you say to that? Congrats, professors! 😆

  4. swampra says:

    If anyone has contact with TaxfreeKiller, give him a “hi”. Seems like my preacher friend might have known him. He talked about some crazy indian slipping under the wire with a knife in his teeth at a place that sounds like “chew lie” in Nam. Taxfree might have mentioned that, if I recall.
    Posting early so it gets good spread.

  5. rightymouse says:

    Fatso claiming to be a journalist is rather like Hillary claiming to be electable. 😆

  6. rightymouse says:

    Hey! Fatso! One thing is not like the other. Trump pays for his own homes, the taxpayers pay for Air Force One. Dumbass.

  7. Pakimon says:

    Captain Kirk!

    Tricorder readings indicate high levels of butthurt! 😆

  8. Arachne says:

    Aw hell. I got a follow from some Twitter account called @youhavetogoback. OMG what a scumbag. I blocked him now I need a shower.

  9. daffy duck says:

    I think I just crashed the Mothership (spinning wheel of doom when I posted second comment)

  10. rightymouse says:

    Love this reply to one of your retweets, Gussy! 😆
    Too bad for libs that she took the rust belt for granted. Sucks to be you. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Gus’s mentality about work in living color, with lip-rings, tats and plenty of flab. 😆

    Note: the commenter’s not great, but I couldn’t find the original pure SJW rant.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      That guy did make me laugh a few times. Good to see the young ones get it.

    • I watch this and I can’t help thinking two things: 1] these defectives are fruit that did not fall far from the tree [or their “parents” were too stupid/disengaged to put limits on the precious snowflakes.
      2] These are parodies — actors playing the most clichéd of the characters.

  12. Octopus says:

    Taking the temp of his surroundings, I see. Smart! You can handle things, Gus. Why on earth were you passed over?

  13. Octopus says:

    Kangaroos are pretty scary, the big males. Way too muscular in the shoulders and arms, and they like to disembowel you with their big crazy feet. This dog is very lucky, as kangaroos like to kill dogs for fun and practice. Also, the man makes a prudent retreat at the right time. 🙂

  14. Octopus says:

    Now is the time on Sprockets when we snort, chortle and guffaw at the absurdity of the SJW’s, who have found something else to whine about:

    Hey, you kids want a date-rape song? Here’s something with a little lead in its pencil:

    Perfect for office Christmas parties and non-safe spaces everywhere. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    What a great piece!

    The schadenboner, unlike the painful too-much-Viagra boner which requires medical attention after four hours, just feels better and better the longer it lasts. We’re going on four weeks now, right? Aaaaaahhhh. Another glass of sterilized snowflake tears, please! Put one of those little candy cane stirrers in there, ok?

  16. Bunk X says:

  17. Octopus says:


    “White Supremacy: The Other White Meat”

    One thought at a time, for the addled Alinskyite. This is the “thought,” for the nonce.

    We are all Afrikaaners now. Or, Afrika Korps. With Russian handlers.

  18. Octopus says:

    Brace yourself, Gus! It’s going to be a rough couple of months. Shiver me timbers, and shrivel me member. 😯

    Good thing you prepared for this all summer, instead of wasting your time tweeting nonsensical parrot glurge and frying your brain to a crisp every night. 😆

  19. As the ‘’ domain is kind of trapped in a No Man’s Land between Google and Go-Daddy (which means I can’t renew it) I’ve set up a new one:

  20. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Classic MSM tactic. Smear another news outlet as fake news WITH fake news. Then quietly retract later after the desired damage is done.

    So many times we’ve seen this with CNN and NY Times especially while they feign dignity and journalistic high standards.

  21. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Much more than just a “local crank,” unfortunately.… @AmandaMarcotte
    49 minutes ago
    Texas man who invited white supremacist Richard Spencer to Texas A&M is key white power activist in Russia & US……
    53 minutes ago

    Stompy’s sure he’s onto the next big right wing menace!!. Everyone who voted for Trump are closet white nationalists who are big fans of Richard Spencer! Uh except I never heard of Richard Spencer until they tried to smear Trump with him. The guy babbles nonsense like most white nationalists and most people ignore that crap. The only reason Texas A&M let him on campus is because they’re a public university. And because they respect free speech unlike leftist scumbags like Stompy McFatty.

  22. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Stompy’s talking to this pinhead on Twitter:

    Much more than just a “local crank,” unfortunately.… @AmandaMarcotte
    2 hours ago

    Here’s an idiotic pinhead quote from her butthurt post:

    “With all this taken together, the message sent to American women couldn’t be clearer: Stay in your place and let men monopolize the power or you’ll be viciously smacked down with lies.”

    I am woman here me roar!!! Oh wait I’m just a loser victim. Boo hoo for me.

  23. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    But according to Stompy’s scientific sources (Al Gore and Bill Nye) on this these are supposed to go up in number with the annual record breaking global temperatures. A settled scientific fact that is no longer called global warming because stupid people think it’s supposed to somehow FEEL warmer while it gets hotter and hotter every year..

  24. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    No exaggeration to say that Scott Pruitt as EPA head represents an existential threat to the future of planet Earth.
    1 hour ago

    LOL! All the lefty liar outfit’s heads are exploding over this. Fucking awesome. Of course they’re just slathering on the smears calling him against “environmentalism” or something. Sure, he hates the Earth and wants filthy water and dead wild life.

    This guy is a VERY right wing AG in OK. Should be the perfect counterbalance to the bullshit going on at the EPA in the last 8 years with a Climate Hoaxer in charge. Awesome pick mister Trump.

  25. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I’m going to start referring to the incoming administration as “The Donald Trump Horror” because it’s the stuff of nightmares.
    1 hour ago

    Stompy swoons melodramatically.

  26. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Right. How nightmarish. A President who works for American jobs every day. At this rate he’ll have added more jobs to the economy before taking office than Obungle’s made up cherry picked fake job increases that he crows about thanks to people leaving the workforce.

    TRUMP: ‘I want to get a list of companies that have announced they’re leaving. I can call them myself. Five minutes apiece. They won’t be leaving.’

  27. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wicked cold.
    38 minutes ago

    Gus careens off narrative. Gus, no no no no no. You have to say:

    Wicked cold. But not as cold as it would have been had the Earth not been getting hotter and hotter every year since 1998.

  28. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Yes, and Pax Dickinson who was also permanently banned. @creekbear @JBogeman2 @wesearchr @twitter @jack

    Poor Stompy. First Shrillary hit the ground, but not running. Now Ginger’s back in business on Twitter. LOL!

  29. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    So yeah, throw away your coats. ‘Cuz the Earth, she’s a getting hotter and hotter every year.

  30. Octopus says:

    Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. Gus is on his way over to the tawny temptress’s house in a chicken suit.

  31. ISTE says:

    I saw this yesterday but forgot to post it here.

    If? IF? It is WHEN Charles.

    As you all know, I am not an American citizen and have no real reason to support any candidate for president but….

    I was hoping beyond all hope that Trump would get elected just so it would piss off Charles.

    My dream came true!!!!!!

    MAGA Yeah!

    (Oh P.S. Mr President Trump, could you please arrange for the US economy to go into a severe nose dive after March 2018. I would like very much for the dollar to be worth less than a sheet of toilet paper. Something like the British pound is worth $120. )


    • JimboXL says:

      These fools are so danged oppressive and anti-democratic. People had to put up with with
      Pestilence of the United States Obola for 8 years and we saw none of these threats to not vote for him and endless stupid fraudulent recounts, but here we are these pigs lose an election on an epic historic level and become little fascists going crazy and try to rationalize overturning the vote.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Stompy needs to change his tampon. He’s become a delirious lunatic from toxic shock.

  32. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Denver’s still a cowtown only this time with legal weed and triple to quadruple the rent and with pointless bikelanes.
    2 hours ago

    I’m so glad that Gus is so superior to other people. Otherwise, who would be qualified to judge others if we didn’t have him? He aims his fleshy nose down at everyone around him and dismisses them en masse with his razor accurate generalizations. Too dignified to get full time work. Always a part time telemarketing or envelope stuffing job away from homelessness. Subsisting on dumpster diving and cup-a-soup packets. A noble philosopher man of the left. I think when he dies his Tweets will be preserved for future mankind to learn from and even future aliens who come here to learn about the once great human civilizations and the truly important thinking genius people of Twitter.

    • Bunk X says:

      It’s getting tough for me to mock Gus. I don’t have any more job offers for him, can’t force him to help himself. All that’s left is to set up a GoFundMe account to pay for visqueen, corrugated cardboard, maybe a longer extension cord and a hot plate so his sister will take him back and let him live next to the clothes dryer outlet.

  33. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Cross another entry off the bucket list: Little Green Footballs Makes Alex Jones’s “Ultimate Fake News List!”
    14 minutes ago

    Fatso should be glad Alex Jones even remembers who he is.

    Would be fun to watch McChubbs try to debate this guy. The complete logical trouncing and destruction would take about 10 seconds.

    • Bunk X says:

      Spot on, except for the WMD comment. The fake news story was that the WMDs did not exist, even after they were found.

      • OLT's Not Pepperidge Farms, BITYUWIM says:

        It’s almost amazing how permanent that lie has become in the fevered empty minds of Progs and Libs.


        • Bunk X says:

          You remember the mobile chemical labs and the stockpiles, too, ya. You remember the 40 or so Iraqi jet fighters that were mothballed and buried in the desert?

  34. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Very funny!

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Help LGF continue irritating the hell out of Alex Jones by donating: PayPal:… GoFundMe:
    1 hour ago

    Hey you people who work jobs. Pay me money to have pissing wars on Twitter! I have a special talent for repeating left wing memes and calling everyone who’s not a progturd a white nationalist Nazi. Only I can perform this important service for you. And for $89.99 you can view my dumpy website without constant ad harrassment about asian girly boys and sure shot investment scams (except my GoFundMe come-on) .

    – Stompy McChunkster, aka Chubbyfeet, CEO and ace reporter and indepth political analyst for LGF international, Ink, and hate speech guru-advisor to Jack Dorkey, CEO of Twitter.

  36. Bunk X says: