Charles Johnson Celebrates Twitter’s Takedown of “White Supremacist” Accounts, Posts Image of Democrats

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I don’t follow white supremists like Charles Johnson does, so I can’t comment on the accuracy of his list. What I find ironic is the photo Johnson chose.

In 1951, photojournalist W. Eugene Smith was allowed into a Klan rally in South Carolina and that was one of his shots. In those days South Carolina was a One-Party State (with Jim Crow Laws) and everyone in that photo was a Democrat.

Johnson doesn’t understand the irony, and there’s no racism at Little Green Footballs either.

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Hey, Charles. Your front porch needs sweeping.

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295 Comments on “Charles Johnson Celebrates Twitter’s Takedown of “White Supremacist” Accounts, Posts Image of Democrats”

  1. Octopus says:

    Another classic compilation. Chunky’s blubbery body of work since Election Night Supreme would fit in perfectly. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      So much impotent rage and massive stinging butthurt.

      You’d think the little darlings would be all tuckered out by now. 😆

      As a sidenote, it’s going to be great fun when Twitter tries to explain to the Secret Service why they’re allowing death threats against the president-elect and his family to stand without taking any action.

      I imagine the death threat dealing special snowflakes on Twitter will be really shaking when the Secret Service gets their personal information from Twitter and starts making house calls. 😆 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Got extra shit-faced last night, eh Gus? Bet you’re gonna be pounding the pavement this morning, looking for gainful employment.

    Fuclk!
    5 hours ago
    Oh suck.
    5 hours ago
    Oh shot/
    5 hours ago
    Vat!
    5 hours ago
    Shit!
    5 hours ago
    Oh man.
    5 hours ago
    Whatever. Part 1000.
    5 hours ago
    No shit.
    5 hours ago
    This is fucking awesome.
    5 hours ago
    Makes side face.
    5 hours ago

    • Pakimon says:

      I wish Gus would stop tweeting while getting pounded in the keister in the truck stop bathroom.

      It’s “unseemly”.

      Even if the “pounder” used a schadenboner. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    The Peevish Amoeba is trying to shame the Liberal MSM into giving him some attention, but still nobody cares or donates a pfennig. So sad!

    2/2 the media catching up. lgf.bz/2eE6ncv
    7 hours ago

    1/2 Little Green Footballs was first to report that Twitter was shutting down major white supremacist accounts. Nice to see the rest of …
    7 hours ago

    When he does these multi-part tweets, you know he’s reached Max Butthurt. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    Go ahead, Sean. Let ’em have it. 😆

  5. Arachne says:

    Like I said yesterday, Fatso was going to take a victory lap. Now he claims he was the one who actually BROKE the story? I went to Google and went through the first four pages of entries on this story. Fartballs doesn’t appear. Does anyone know what time he mentioned it. I mean, how the fuck could he have known? Jack Dorsey certainly didn’t call him up and tell him.

    When did he first mention it?

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    • pineapple says:

      I second that Juan, hope you don’t mind if I use it.

      I see it as an open letter to LGF, Toot, coastal elites, sanctuary cities, blue states, republican establishment, never Trumpers, Shillary supporters, Bernie supporters, euro fags (except Milo of course), SJWs, metrosexuals, academia, Odumbo, Reid and Pelosi, BLM, libtard media, butthurt liberals, and all the rest of the assholes.

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

      P.S. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

      P.S.S. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  7. OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

    OMG, Gus-Gus’ Twitter! What a laffriot of butthurt over Crazy Uncle Bernie! And THEY are calling HIM “Purity Troll”!!!!

    OMG, I almost can’t take it, but I am trying to enjoy it all while it lasts before the stinging subsides and all the backroom deals are made and all the outlying bodies are buried so that the Democratic Party can go back to working hard on destroying the Constitution.

    Yes, I am so frickin’ tickled I have gone Faulknerian. Protest me bitches I demand tribute in your tears and the burnt offering of the deep lingering soul-crushing disappointment sitting on your black hearts like a twelve-hundred pound steer falling over dead of a heart attack onto a flea-bitten Pomeranian tied to the dead hands of your mindfucking prophet Alinsky. Protest me and wail your feckless impotence to the uncaring unfeeling unbending skies as they fill with carbon hanging over your heads like the Sword of Damocles except the edge is notched and dulled courtesy of your Islamist allies and their war on your other allies. Protest me in your tears that will form a river that will wind like Ourobouros through the dust-filled wasteland your unbridled grazing has caused in the political fields and thus diminishing itself water anew the green grasses of liberty and freedom.

  8. pineapple says:

    Poor Fatso,

    “Anti-Defamation League Backs Down: ‘We Are Not Aware of Any Anti-Semitic Statements from Bannon’”

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/11/17/bannon-breitbart-anti-defamation-league-backs-down/

  9. Octopus says:

    Even though he got screwed out of the Cy Young, it must be nice for Verlander that Kate Upton has his back. And his front. 🙂

  10. kbdabear says:

    Number of them hospitalized as opposed to Trump supporters?

  11. kbdabear says:

    Doesn’t he know that it’s rape to ask a woman for verification?

    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      JUST ANOTHER HATE CRIME INCIDENT PROVING THAT TRUMP IS THE ANTICHRIST, THAT IS IF WE BELIEVED THE BIBLE, WHICH WE DON’T, BUT WE LIKE TO USE THE COLORFUL CULTURAL REFERENCES TO PROVE THAT WE’RE ACTUALLY REALLY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT THESE THINGS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE PRIMITIVE, HATEFUL, AND WRONG, LIKE SUPPORTING DONALD TRUMP. I TRULY REALLY BELIEVE THIS WHICH MAKES IT SCIENCE, AND ALL SMART PEOPLE REALLY BELIEVE IN SCIENCE BECAUSE SCIENCE IS MADE OUT OF PROOF AND OTHER STUFF THAT WE SUPPORT AND ANYTHING YOU SAY IS THEREFORE WRONG BECAUSE YOU’RE EVIL AND STUPID, ALTHOUGH AGAIN EVIL DOES NOT REALLY EXIST BUT IS A CONCEPT USED AS A MANIFESTATION OF THE PATRIARCHY’S CONTROL OVER WOMEN’S SEXUALITY ACCORDING TO MY FAVORITE PROFESSOR WHO IS COOL BECAUSE HE VALIDATES MY FEELINGS.

    • Arachne says:

      Haha – I’m blocked from this bitch on Twitter and I don’t even know who she is. Must be one of Fatso’s friends.

  12. pineapple says:

    BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      Another idiotic piece of glurge from the Massive Boondoggle Palace Guard Media. Stupid nonsense! There have always been days of “unusually warm” temps in the Arctic. Why don’t you send a few intrepid reporters up there to look for the Northwest Passage, Wapo? I’m sure they’ll be fine. I’ll tell the polar bears to spruce up for the selfies. It will be very big on the Facebook, Twitter and Instagram circuit.

  13. Octopus says:

    ICYMI:

    But we’re the Big Meanies. 😆

  14. JimboXL says:

    These pigs are the virtual KKK of Twitter, dancing around their digital burning crosses and digitally lynching and silencing others they disagree with. They called voting Trump a hate crime, enough said.

  15. ISpeakJive says:

    Why not? You’re a sexist pig, Chunky. Bet you wouldn’t have a problem with it if their last name was Kennedy.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      If that isn’t a complete show of respect for his daughter Ivanka, I don’t know what is.

      To anyone who knows (oh yeah, not you Charles), this is a sign of love and complete understanding. It is a deep trust that he has in her opinion so he includes her.

      To me, totally cool.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        This father/daughter (parent/child) relationship they have is – what – forty years along now? They know each other very well and they have this great relationship that is beneficial to both. They are partners and they are by choice.

        This is their style – like it or not.

        • Bunk X says:

          • Pakimon says:

            Zing! Burn! 😆 😆

          • Arachne says:

            Please advise for me the last President Elect that had a 35-year-old daughter that was the Executive VP of a Fortune 500 Company and an honor graduate of the Wharton School of Business. Of course, it’s not as big as Jimmy Carter discussing American nuclear policy with a 10-year-old, but still……

          • ISpeakJive says:

            Yeah, I get the vibe that he’d be perfectly fine if Don Jr., or Eric were sitting there, don’t you?

            He cannot handle accomplished women. It’s a real problem for him, LOL.

      • Bunk X says:

        “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” ist nicht im Herr Johnsons Krieg erlaubt.

        • Octopus says:

          Chunky doesn’t have any children, grown or otherwise. Lives a barren existence, with nothing but Twitter to keep him busy all day. It’s very sad, but leads to lots of humorous predickyments.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Stompy’s nothing but a sexist bigot who paints any woman who’s political views are different from his insane ones as a brainless bimbo. Let’s compare the resumes:

      Ivanka, 35 yrs of age has an extensive business background and an economics degree from Wharton Business School. Currently a VP in her father’s business.

      Stompy Chubbyfeet, 64 yrs of age went to high school, owns a guitar and cratered a potentially lucrative website after falling off his bike.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I’m sure the home office/ spare bedroom in the condo complex in Culver City, CA with the squeaky office chairs and the guitars leaning against the wall, and the nest of dusty computer cables and the Cheetos ground into the carpet is a much more luxurious space than DJT’s apartment.
        And the view out the window of a tree branch with a noisy bird on it surely beats the view of Central Park South from the 63rd, 64th and 65th floors of Trump Tower.

  16. PeteP says:

    The more I have to listen to the airhead community insisting that Trump voters are stupid racists, the more I want to rub their faces in it.— Pat Condell (@patcondell) November 18, 2016

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  17. Octopus says:

    I clicked on this, thinking it was going to be an SJW rant. The hair threw me off. She’s what used to be called an “intelligent, rational voter.”

  18. Octopus says:

    This is the internet. 😆

  19. Octopus says:

    http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2016-11-16.html

    Coulter took some vicious attacks from the Left this year, as well as a lot of abuse from the Purity Wing of the GOP, the NeverTrump contingent. She sure has been vindicated. Her victory lap has been subdued and rational, which looks good on her.

  20. Pakimon says:

    And Gus spends another night in the truck stop restroom earning some much needed “scratch”.

    Oh the depravity… 😆

    Oh shit.
    6 hours ago

    You know you can’t.
    6 hours ago

    Now what?
    6 hours ago

    OH SHIT!
    6 hours ago

    Fuck yeah.
    6 hours ago

    Whatever!
    6 hours ago

    Fuck Trump.
    6 hours ago

    Shit you can’t.
    6 hours ago

    Je je.
    6 hours ago

    I know this shit.
    6 hours ago

  21. ISTE says:

    One day when I am bored…..

  22. kbdabear says:

    If you voted for Trump, Penzey’s Spices no longer wants your business

    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/bill-penzey-spices-trump/

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I’ve been recently thinking of seeing if I could get spices online at better prices. Because in the supermarket it’s obviously a total ripoff. Only tiny amounts available or they put them in fancy glass bottles and then pass the cost for the fancy bottles to the consumer. I will checkout Penzy’s online competitors.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Cost Plus has cheap spices, esp. for ones like saffron and curry powders and vanilla beans and sesame seeds, etc.

        Penzeys has sample jars of all the spices so you can smell ’em first. I put my nose over a jar of Madagascar Zoom or something like that, took a whif and got chili powder up my nose. Holy shit, the tears started and I’m like OMG! Sneezing and wheezing and runny. They keep kleenex boxes on the counter for exactly that. Says it happens all the time.

        Bought some curry powder. Used 2/3 of the $12 jar for one batch of curry. THAT is expensive. It wasn’t remarkably better than any other brand for taste, either. No reason to ever go back now.

    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      I appreciate you posting that. That nice gentleman wrote the most dignified, erudite, pigheaded, insulting, wrongheaded, stupid letter I’ve read in a while.

      It was a true pleasure to read, especially compared to the puling emanating from college campii these days.

      I truly enjoyed the moral preening and disregard for others that went into that letter.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Funny comment on that thread:
        “Rich with sage and mustard, this flavorful salt-free blend is ideal for slow roasted meats and poultry. Tangy and herbal, the classic German flavors are coarse enough to slowly release their flavors, creating a wonderful aroma that never fails to bring back memories of a traditional Beer Hall Putsch.

        Man…everything is different now in Trump’s Proto-Nazi Amerika.”

    • Find a Middle Eastern or Indian grocery store in your area. Buy this stuff in big bags for a fraction of the price supermarkets want.

    • Arachne says:

      I remember when some pretty big companies said the same thing about Rush Limbaugh and his listeners. Then discovered that Rush listeners had jobs and money and the fake “Stop Rush” cabal not only had neither, but wouldn’t buy their products anyway.

      So they trudged back to Rush, begging to sponsor him again. His response “Nope, once you left we had room for all those people that were begging to sponsor the show.”

      Sleep Train / Select Comfort / Quicken / Some computer protection company. If anyone’s in Sleep Train at all anymore, it’s folks looking for the cheap sale mattress.

      shoes.com just said they’ll no longer carry Ivanka’s shoes.
      Being deluged with people saying they’ll go elsewhere.

      Shoes.com deleted the tweet Sorry, folks, the internet is forever.

      Ask grubhub

  23. pineapple says:

    Yea, it’s called “The Lame Duck” tour.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Yes. Trump wins jobs for Americans before even taking office. Meanwhile Obungle goes on a whining tour to Europe to commiserate with the weenies.

      Trump wins
      Obungle whines

      • Octopus says:

        I really, really hate this SCOAMF, and wish he would just go away now. Don’t wait three months. This Whiny Bitch Tour is a perfect microcosm of his abortive presidency. Get him out!

  24. pineapple says:

    Fatso, what goes around comes around.

    • Arachne says:

      Don’t recall you being upset when Reid did it, FartFace. Maybe you could repost it and give those ten reasons for leaving the right again.

  25. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ah the Demoncrap prog immirgration dream of which Stompy chose to be a part of. Illegals streaming in across the Mexican border and crossing into private property, even trying to get into homes to evade the Border Patrol. The desparation of these people has already become a humanitarian crisis for the border crossers themselves, many of whom have died but it’s also a clear danger to innocent Americans living on the border.

    http://www.krgv.com/story/33739941/family-living-near-border-requesting-more-patrols

    No one in the MSM cares and will bury the story. But they’ll broadcast special snowflake’s fear of Trump all day, 24/7.

  26. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Woods quits Twitter. Urges others to do the same. He had half a million followers. Jack Dorkey poops pants.

    http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/11/18/actor-james-woods-quits-twitter-following-mass-banning-conservative-users/

  27. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    NPR fake news alert. Maybe someone should let them know Trump won so they can quit lying now.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/11/18/national-public-radio-falsely-links-breitbart-white-separatism/

  28. pineapple says:

    “Fake Content Puts Pressure on Facebook, Google”
    “Web giants including Twitter walk fine line on how to treat hateful, misleading news content”

    http://www.wsj.com/articles/fake-content-puts-pressure-on-facebook-google-1479257191

    This is really going to suck for “The Onion”.

    Hopefully GAB will benefit from this attack on free speech.

  29. ISpeakJive says:

  30. ISpeakJive says:

    Knew it!

  31. Juan Epstein says:

    Did he really write, “Independent Journalism” or are you guys trolling ?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  32. ISpeakJive says:

    This woman is literally delusional. She was tweeting the night of the election that Trump was going to do gas chambers.
    And now she wants Trump voters to “identify” themselves so they can be “talked to.”

  33. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ha! Let the boycott wars begin!! Another online retailer that can be crossed off the list. Shoes.com. Don’t ya love the leftist garbage hypocrites? Kids of Presidents are off limits ONLY when it’s kids of Demoncrap Preezydunces.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/wow-shoes-com-bans-ivanka-trump-products-brags-online/

  34. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Trump Chief Strategist Stephen Bannon is a Fan of Satan. Yes, Really. lgf.bz/2eOBToh https://t.co/2QuFfhvYkO
    15 minutes ago

    As usual Stompy starts stomping before he even understands what was said.

    “Darkness is good,” Bannon told the Hollywood Reporter during an interview inside Trump Tower on Tuesday. “Dick Cheney. Darth Vader. Satan. That’s power. It only helps us when they get it wrong. When they’re blind to who we are and what we’re doing.”

    Obviously his point is calling us dark figures is getting it WRONG. And when they get it wrong that only helps us and gives us the advantage.

    Another Bannon quote from the same interview:

    “I’m not a white nationalist, I’m a nationalist. I’m an economic nationalist,” he said. “The globalists gutted the American working class and created a middle class in Asia. The issue now is about Americans looking to not get f—ed over. If we deliver we’ll get 60 percent of the white vote, and 40 percent of the black and Hispanic vote and we’ll govern for 50 years. That’s what the Democrats missed, they were talking to these people with companies with a $9 billion market cap employing nine people. It’s not reality. They lost sight of what the world is about.”

    http://www.thewrap.com/steve-bannon-im-not-a-white-nationalist-satan-darth-vader-dick-cheney/

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/11/18/man-sentenced-to-jail-after-using-cheetos-to-set-exs-home-on-fire/

    Stompy is deeply disturbed and wants this man to go to jail. Not for arson. For wanton destruction of a delicious toasted cheesy snack.

  36. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Obama Responds to Trump Camp’s Request That He Try to Shut Down Protests: Nope lgf.bz/2f540L5 https://t.co/U82NemZGcY
    22 minutes ago

    LOL! As all power slips away, the lame duck Preezydunce tries to vindictively stick it to the incoming President DJT in any sad, small way on foreign soil. Keep it classy Unicorn Messiah.

  37. pineapple says:

    We got Randy Quaid…. who knew?

    “If he does lay into you, best to just let him finish”… a classic!

    • Octopus says:

      I thought that was David Letterman, for a second. Not the sentiments expressed, but the beard’s about the same.

  38. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ha! This al Guardian article says Trump’s pick for EPA chief is a “clown” and knows nothing about Climate Change.

    https://www.theguardian.com/environment/climate-consensus-97-per-cent/2016/nov/17/trump-begins-filling-environmental-posts-with-clowns

    Of course they do. But they had no problem with this ignoramous.

    http://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/epa-chief-cannot-answer-global-warming-questions/

    • Arachne says:

      He probably couldn’t answer questions about the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus or other fictional things, either.

  39. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-megyn-kelly-book-negative-reviews-amazon-20161116-story.html

    Poor Me-Again Kelly. She’s as foolish as Stompy McChubs. Liberals won’t forget her being tough on libs in all those interviews. And now that she’s pissed off Repub Trump fans they’re certainly not coming back. The book’s going right to the bargain bin.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      Me-Again Kelly…. negative reviews???

      Gee – what a shock!!

      (couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!)

  40. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    You have to wonder how Jerry Falwell Jr. feels when he reads that Stephen Bannon idolizes Satan lgf.bz/2eOBToh
    9 minutes ago

    No you don’t. But you do have to wonder how a 64 year old internet “pundit” has the reading comprehension and mental acuity of a dull normal 3rd grader.

  41. pineapple says:

    What do you say we bring in a bunch more refugees!

  42. Octopus says:

    George loves his new Thanksgiving sweater!

    • rightymouse says:

      He’s adorable! 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        To be honest, I wasn’t consulted on the sweater thing. I just got this pic sent to me on my phone, and I had to admit — it fits him well, and the colors go well with his natural fur coat. Might be good for more than just a photo op, on brisk late fall and winter days. But mostly it’s for photo ops. 🙂

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He’s very dapper. What a cutie.

  43. Octopus says:

    My Dad was born in ’25, also grew up in the Great Depression, bombed Japs while taking flak and being strafed at 20, raised nine kids and survived the pressure cooker of being a GM exec in the Sixties and Seventies. Never whined once, that I heard. Didn’t let us whine, either.

    Silverman, by her own admission, smokes weed every day. Can you tell? 😆

  44. JimboXL says:

    Obama was the “Great Depression”, Hillary would have been the “Greater Depression.” The fact that she and her weird eff’d up, creepy satan worshipping, spirit cooking cronies aren’t getting into the White House this time, makes me so danged happy! If Trump did nothing else, the fact through his hardcore campaigning and bulldozing, he blocked these corrupt weird freaks from getting in, is pretty much enough.

  45. Octopus says:

    Saw this over at Ace’s, and wondered if sumo was a profession Dear Fatass might be interested in giving a try. He said he was “big in Japan,” at one time. Maybe he could be big again. Or, “yuge.”

    As this video shows, there is a great sense of honor and integrity in the sport of sumo. Chunky would need an extreme rehabilitation in those areas, before he could join the society.

  46. Octopus says:

    BOHICA, bitches.

    Not really, but it’s a nice thought.

    • JimboXL says:

      Good run doing what? What have they accomplished? Zero. I feel like more positive change has occurred in the past 10 days with just a President elect Trump, than 8 years with Obola.

      • Octopus says:

        They did manage to fuck up everything they touched, though. That should count for something. Put race relations back about 40 years, in the much-ballyhooed “Post-Racial Presidency.” Get this empty suit out to pasture already. He’s done more than enough harm. And take your racist bitch wife with you!

    • Octopus says:

      Well done, Tucker!

      As for the fat fraud DNC whorenalist, good luck avoiding your future coronary and Type 2 diabetes. I heard “The Biggest Loser” is auditioning human whales in your region soon — you should start training how to fall off a treadmill humorously from now. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      That was fabulous!! 😆

  47. pineapple says:

    Because no one cares Fatso. $25M is chump change for Trump and it ends a distraction. Trump has bigger fish to fry.

    • Octopus says:

      Fatass thinks this means Trump is going to be impeached! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Oh I don’t know. Because lawsuits get settled all the time?
      Like all the class actions I’ve been involved in at my firm?
      Like no one admits the allegations and ALL settlement agreements state unequivocally that the settling party admits no wrongdoing?

      I would like to know why the dismissing of the lawsuit FOR THE THIRD TIME by that fake plaintiff alleging Trump raped her when she was 13 isn’t news. Funny how she waited until a MONTH after it was filed to have the summons issued (usually it’s requested at the same time the complaint is filed) and that at the time of dismissal she still had not served Trump with the complaint and accompanying documents.

      Wanna know why? Because this was nothing more than a smear campaign against Trump. It was never intended to go forward – only get everyone believing Trump had raped someone. She was represented by a PATENT lawyer for fuck’s sake – not a civil litigator – Patent litigation is way, way, different than general civil lit – so much so that this lawyer fucked up the first filing in S.D.N.Y. so badly that they dismissed and refiled it.

      Everyone went goo-goo gah-gah because there was a Status Conference scheduled for December 9th, which the dum-dums were claiming (1) was a TRIAL and (2) was PROOF that the judge believed the plaintiff. Which is bullshit. The Status Conference is put on calendar at the time the matter is filed.

      Bullshit lying plaintiff never served Trump because it was no longer necessary to defame him after the election and if she did, Trump would then have 20 days to respond – no doubt with a 12(b)(6) motion to dismiss – which would be granted on countless grounds and which would also allow Trump to recover legal fees.

      But you look on the internet today. This bitch is treated as a poor victim. Trump should find a way to file suit against her for defamation and malicious and frivolous prosecution (yes, there is such a tort in the civil courts). Drag her lying ass and her backers into the spotlight.

  48. ISTE says:

    LOL…Three shots fired just now

    It is not 10pm yet. Gonna be a long weekend in Houston.

  49. ISpeakJive says:

    Look what they’re doing to the state electors. Calling them thousands of times to tell them horrible stuff. Yeah, that’ll make ’em change their votes.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3951074/Electoral-College-voters-country-harassed-Clinton-supporters-against-voting-Trump.html

  50. Minnow-redux says:

    isn’t Hillary so, like – ten days ago, or something!??

  51. Octopus says:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

    Truly a momentous event, though. Details, details! 😆

  52. Octopus says:

    After yesterday’s mid-70’s fall masterpiece of a day, we wake up to plunging temps and rising necklines this morning. Temps will continue to fall this day, leading up to the Hoosiers visit to the Big House at 3:30pm. Talk of possible snow flurries. Seems like we might have to adjust our expectations for the cheerleading corps (pronounced “corpse” by Obama and Chunky). We don’t want any of these young women to catch a cold, as the holiday season rolls around.

    Perhaps something like this:

    The passion comes shining through, and no distracting stubble to ruin things. Go Blue!

    • rightymouse says:

      Yeah. It’s sleeting here. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        ‘Tis the season, ‘Mouse. Even with Teh Warmening, we’re still going to get our fair share of “weather not climate.” 😆

        Funny thing is, last week the news idiots around here were blabbing merrily about the “unseasonably warm temps,” and wondering if it was ever going to get cold, what with the warmening and all. This morning, they’re all acting like they’re going to freeze to death, as if this weather shift is a shocking development nobody could have expected or prepared for.

        I tell you, it makes me want the next Ice Age to descend rapidly, so as to weed out these dumbass wimps.

        • rightymouse says:

          I’ve heard that we’re going to get creamed this winter. Just hope it holds off until after Thanksgiving as we’re going out of town.

  53. Octopus says:

    Fortunately for us doting football fans of a certain age, the Wolverines cheerleaders are made of hardier stuff. A little nipply weather doesn’t force them into arctic gear. 🙂

  54. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2016/11/18/finally-trump-triggered-thinkprogress-editor-issues-all-clear-for-3-defiant-words-that-have-been-taboo-for-years/

    “Dissent is patriotic.” Can you believe it? For 8 years, dissent was the ugliest form of racism. Now it’s patriotic, especially with paid protesters and lots of street violence against white people. Huzzah! 😆

  55. Juan Epstein says:

    “Sorry, can’t do it tonight, going out. @syntheticunity”

    -Independent Journalist.

    HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.UHH…UHHH..

    Co-mingling donated funds again?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

  56. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The “fake news” list chick is just some weirdo whackjob Lena Dunham admirer and SJW with zero research credentials. That didn’t stop the entire MSM reporting it as though it were some credible scientific conclusion. And not just the sites she hates because they trigger her snowflake gene.

    Paul Joseph Watson explains the absurdity in his usual stark fashion.

  57. Octopus says:

    Been waiting with bated breath all day, Chunky. Please, sir — lay it on us, this damning piece of evidence. Is there an awful lot of redacting required? Maybe you could take a break from retweeting the same old glurge for a sec, and get that job done?

  58. ISTE says:

    Hamilton Tickets sold out for two years?

  59. Octopus says:

    Disgraceful!

    But smokin’. 😉

    • ISTE says:

      lol, reminds me of this afternoon..

      • ISTE says:

        Smokin’ hot blonde…

        • Octopus says:

          I quit smokin’ in ’84, same year I got married. There’s a connection there, some might find sad or amusin’. Then I was lookin’ at the girl’s nails, and thought of “coffin nails.” There’s a double meanin’ in that term, regardin’ coughin’, a side-effect of the smokin’. A 19-year-old gal like this one would barely feel the effects of this pernicious habit, sittin’ there in her silk, lace and leather, a symphony of textures contrastin’ and comminglin’ with her velvety young hide.

          • rightymouse says:

            Yeah. But she’d still smell.

          • Octopus says:

            Point taken. 😆

            The smell of cigs makes this ex-smoker slightly nauseous. I suspect she might just be posing here. I hope so. Otherwise, we can never marry.

          • rightymouse says:

            Yeah. I have a hard time with the smell now, too. But I still love my friends & rellies who still smoke and haul out an ash-tray when they show up. Febreeze is my friend. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Wow, you let them smoke in the house? That’s not even legal in Michigan these days. 😆

            Febreze works pretty well, though. I used to spray myself with it, after having to entertain clients at lunch who insisted on smoking. These days, we have the evil smokers on the run. Nobody dares to smoke in public.

    • ISTE says:

      Appropriate video. She has a ladder in her stockings. Gay men notice these insignificant defects, and so did I

  60. pineapple says:

    Time to marginalize, laugh hysterically at, and ignore the liberal loons…… this is all they have left.

  61. docweasel says:

    On election night I had to visit LGF to drink charles’ bitter tears and ran into this post:

    “When I first started touring with the George Duke Band in the early 70s, we played a lot of festivals and gigs in the deep South. At that time, there were still places where you could see “Whites Only” signs on water fountains and restrooms, and I witnessed some shockingly open racism against the black members of the band.”
    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/46577_Election_Night_Thread_3-_Some_Thoughts_on_What_Were_Seeing_Tonight

    Except no, he didn’t see anything like that in the “early ’70s”:
    “The Jim Crow laws were finally abolished on 2 July 1964 when President Lyndon Johnson historically signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964. It invoked the commerce clause, outlawing discrimination in public accommodations.”

    meaning anyone with “Whites Only” signs would be facing federal prison for breaking civil rights laws. So, no, you fucking liar.

    Not only that, the South is not what gave Trump the victory: they have been voting GOP for a while now. It was the Rust Belt, OH, WI, MI and PN that gave him the win, and data shows that up to 1/3 of those voters voted for obama last time. Funny behaviour for a bunch of racists, huh? Vote for the black guy but not for the white woman? What kind of white supremicists are they, anyway?

    As usual charles is
    1. a fucking liar
    2. a useless and uninformed analyst (one of the reasons he turned on the right was he wasn’t getting gigs to come on Fox like other bloggers like Pam Geller, who once spurned charles’ offer of romance, and the reason he didn’t get on-air offers is because he came off like an ill-informed moron)
    3. bigoted and racist, smearing an entire region of the country with lies about “Whites Only” signs that couldn’t possibly have existed in the ’70s.

    Good work charles foster brooks! drunk blogging again I see!

  62. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    America’s TV Meteorologists: Symptoms of Climate Change Are Rampant, Undeniable lgf.bz/2fbj2yS https://t.co/jidpGAQJ09
    1 hour ago

    Stompy is so superior to the rest of us. Ya see you’re stupid if you confuse weather with Climate Change. Hey just because it’s cold as a witch’s tit doesn’t mean the planet’s NOT burning up. The science is settled. It’s melting like the wicked witch’s tit splashed in water. You’re just in some weirdo enclave where the extreme warming has caused anomolous cooling, blizzards, ice storms, sleet, etc… Idiot! And if you don’t believe it you’re a knuckle-dragging science hater. But of course, the pleasant Indian Summer we just enjoyed over the last month DOES ABSOLUTELY prove the planet’s on a runaway snow sled over the Climate cliff to death, pestilence, starvation and possibly drowning. (“The waters rise, the fish are drowning”)

    At least according to Amerca’s TV meteorologists who aren’t climatologist, btw. Please tell me why Joe Bastardi, one of the most senior and well respected TV meteorologists calls it all bullshit and “Orwellian”? https://patriotpost.us/opinion/46055

    I guess he just hates science.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/322131_Americas_TV_Meteorologists-_Sy

  63. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I watched this Nat Geo commercial for huckster Elon Musk that dramatizes going to Mars in 2033 and even has a character who is clearly Musk in mission control (populated by minorities and women practically exclusively) calling the shots while the fearless crew encounters problems. It’s nauseating to say the least and I would be more than willing to bet the whole production is backed with Musk money, probably money laundered US gov’t funding thru his scam companies as a further boondoggle to those poor Musk fanboys, many of which have dumped in their life savings to Tesla stock. A quick Google search shows all the left-wing MSM fake news sites praising it as “groundbreaking” or some such shit. I was able to find the following.

    http://www.hindustantimes.com/tv/mars-on-nat-geo-dull-space-x-commercial-is-no-match-for-gravity-the-martian/story-JWtrngmnctyggUsSq4XIMJ.html

    This could have been a great documentary about the challenges of colonizing Mars but instead it was an unrealistic plug for a jerk who can’t even deliver for his shareholders much less colonize Mars. And who’s “green” forays just happen to be a business owned by his cousins. That moronically puts solar shingles on houses. As one analyst put it “basically an over priced roofing business coupled with a finance business”. Musk idiotically thinks car customers will be so enamored they’ll buy the roofing deal too as a “crossover” opportunity. The kind of shit you say on media conference calls when youre talking out your ass. I guess they’ll also buy seats on the Mars colony express as a crossover opportunity to explore the solar system? After a long disclaimer, no doubt. LOL 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Olbie the Bathtub Boy is a perfect media idol for Fatass. Torpedoed his own career, just like McDumbth. Never stops repeating the same old tired leftist bilge. Has no romantic life because he’s an insufferable ass, just like Chunky Boy. Perfect! 😆

  64. Octopus says:

    http://pigeonsandplanes.com/news/2016/11/kanye-west-ends-show-3-songs

    Kanye’s jumping on the Trump bandwagon has a lot of people confused and upset, on both sides. The guy is nuts, with a narcissistic streak a mile wide, but suddenly he’s decided that Obama was a failure (but not his fault, because racist), and Trump is the New Hotness. This is nearly as disturbing as finding out Chunky had thrown his immense weight behind Trump this week. 😆

  65. rightymouse says:

    Still whining to Trump. Wahhhhhhhhhhh!! Such a thumb-sucking baby.

    • Octopus says:

      My own theater-mad daughter said that “Hamilton” was vastly overrated last year, after seeing it with her hipster theater buds in NYC. I haven’t seen it, but I trust the girl’s judgment in critical evaluation. She’s got excellent taste. Not to mention, since she’s gotten back from the Apple, she’s been re-thinking a lot of SJW crap she was immersed in in college and thereafter. We have high hopes for a full recovery. 🙂

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Of course, Stompy doesn’t understand the loyal defense of a friend. Which is why he lives his life home and alone with no family or friends making hateful comments on Twitter. It would be great fun to see Stompy in a room with Donald impotently trying to sputter his criticisms. While Donald just stares at him like a disgusting insect. And then waves to security “Get him outa here”. LOL!

    • Arachne says:

      How many times did Oblahblah whine about Limbaugh and the Fox News Channel prior to taking office? How often AFTER?

  66. Octopus says:

    I’m surprised Pakimog is not around to address the imminent clash of the titans, as Detroit welcomes Jacksonville to the friendly confines of Ford Field. I wish those awesome cheerleaders were coming, too, even though the NFL prudishly limits their TV appearances to mere seconds here and there.

    I see this as the ultimate trap game for the upstart Lions, who should be cementing their place atop the division this week, but will probably fall apart completely and lose today and Turkey Day. This is what we have lived with our entire lives around here. It’s nearly impossible to believe. Then, you look at the fact that Detroit has been behind in each of their wins this season with 90 seconds to go in the fourth, and you know this team has problems that a gunslinger QB can’t be expected to overcome much longer.

    Oh, well…at least we have a game we are interested in seeing. Hello, gals! 🙂

    No, we dint forget you, O Curious One…

    • Pakimon says:

      Sorry I’ve been lax lately in my posting of cheerleader hotties the last couple of weeks. Got a lot going on in meat world (as Bunk would say) but I’ll be back in the saddle on Thanksgiving morning.

      Thanks Octo for picking up the slack! 😀

      • Octopus says:

        It was my pleasure, ‘Mog. You can see the Curious One was looking for you. 🙂

        It was nice of the Jags to let the Lions win, too. Sets us up for a nice big letdown on Turkey Day. The bile helps us digest our food.

  67. Octopus says:

    Hey, it’s the only publicity SNL gets these days. Be thankful, as Alec surely is. He’s got a gig for the next four years. Unlike you, Fatass.

  68. Minnow-redux says:

    Wow Charles, really establishing your badass “creds”, tearing the President Elect to shreds like a real boss.

    Charles, have you NO self-respect?

    You come off looking like such a Class A Jerk when you let loose with these childish fits of jealousy aimed at President Elect Trump.

    It would be one thing if you had any sort of credentials, but you don’t. None. Nada. Zip.

    What, maybe(?) a GED? What else? Oh that’s right. Nothing. You were a lousy guitar player and everyone knows it. Your programming speaks for itself. What else?

    You got nothing little man child.

    And then you think you have some understanding and grasp of the world that transcends not only Trump, but EVERYONE else. Who is the narcissist Charles?

    You are beyond clueless.

  69. Arachne says:

    Did he publish that so-called email he got or is he still working on making it up?

    • ISTE says:

      Nope…

    • Octopus says:

      I guess that was just another lie. So disappointed in you, Fatass! 😆

      But he did post a LOT of spittle-flecked accusations yesterday, supported by no evidence whatsoever. This is his version of “journalism.”

  70. Bunk X says:

  71. Octopus says:

    Still gloating. Still feeling freaking great. Can’t wait to be a dick on Thanksgiving, if any libturd relatives start popping off about Trump. 😆

  72. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    There’s a reason why people like @gatewaypundit are worried about Facebook cracking down on fake news. twitter.com/gatewaypundit/…
    8 hours ago
    .@gatewaypundit 3/3 because he’s feeding the angry right wing base the lies they crave.
    10 hours ago
    .@gatewaypundit 2/3 years, and it’s only made him more popular on the right. Jim Hoft’s fake news is frequently cit… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    10 hours ago
    1/3 One of the primary purveyors of right wing fake news is @gatewaypundit. He’s been lying, making things up, and distorting facts for …
    10 hours ago

    From the guy who just Tweeted the other day Steve Bannon is a fan of Satan.

  73. Juan Epstein says:

    1/3

    Doing the multiple

  74. Juan Epstein says:

    2/3

    tweet counter thing.

  75. Juan Epstein says:

    3/3

    doesn’t make you an “independent journalist, Charles.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  76. Arachne says:

    BTW, I seem to recall NASCAR fans booing Mooch the Caboose when she showed up at the final NASCAR race of the season and gave the call to start engines (as opposed to innocuously taking a seat in the audience). I’m sure Fatso was OUTRAGED at this and probably snotted about it on Tweets all afternoon.

  77. Octopus says:

    https://beta.theglobeandmail.com/news/british-columbia/do-not-let-canadas-climate-get-trumped/article32952859/

    Apparently, Canada stands for being stupid. Well, I always thought the leaf flag was a bit simple — a simple flag, for a simple-minded people. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What unadulterated BS!! 😆 😆 😆

      “A carbon tax would stimulate a number of changes in Canada with numerous benefits above and beyond lowering greenhouse gas emissions, including economic diversification, particularly a broadening of our energy portfolio to include renewable sectors.”

      Who writes this crap?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      It is comical. People who are trapped inside for 6 months out of the year have to pay an ANTI- WARMING tax?

  78. Arachne says:

    Because, you know, CLIMATE respects borders and shit like that.

  79. Arachne says:

    I see GAB’s ascension in the future, especially after this (which I’m sure Dipshit McDougal has no problem with):

    http://twitchy.com/sd-3133/2016/11/21/just-wow-twitter-suspends-alt-right-accounts-but-verifies-these-people/

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Gab is ramping up like crazy, but it’s laid out so badly, you can only see like two tweets per page. Tedious to navigate. But it’s getting better pretty fast, so that’s great.

  80. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-21/these-mainstream-media-anchors-just-went-record-meeting-trump

    All big names many that quite literally were just reporting that he’s a white nationalist rapist. And he was just calling them the DNC’s public relations wing. I think he may be giving them some ultimatums if they want to continue encouraging these protests and riots. It’s pretty crazy.

    ABC:
    George Stephanopoulos
    Martha Radatz
    David Muir

    CBS:
    Charlie Rose
    John Dickerson
    Norah O’Donnell
    Gayle King

    CNN:
    Jeff Zucker
    Wold Blitzer
    Erin Burnett

    Fox:
    Bill Shine
    Jack Abernethy
    Jay Wallace
    Suzanne Scott

    NBC:
    Deborah Turness
    Lester Holt
    Chuck Todd

  81. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I didn’t think CNN still had any credibility left to lose. @CNN twitter.com/CNN/status/800…
    2 hours ago

    Stompy’s stomping mad that CNN didn’t report enough lies about The Donald.

    They did all this Stompy and more. You wanted even more? Oh right they didn’t call him a white nationalist after he and his sons had to reconfirm 50 times each that they denounce David Duke.

    Breaking News! Trump called the Mexicans rapists!
    Breaking News! Trump kissed a beauty queen!
    Breaking News! Trump walked in on the girls changing!
    Breaking News! Trump alleged (according to Trump) to have grabbed a pussy!
    Breaking News! Trump bilked the Trump U students!
    Breaking News! Trump never paid a contractor!
    Breaking News! Trump called a fat beauty queen fat
    Breaking News! Trump called Fat Cow Rosie O a Fat Cow!
    Breaking News! Trump has disturbing pattern of misogyny
    Breaking News! Trump hates foreigners

    I suppose you’re seething that they didn’t do

    Breaking News! Bannon is a Satan fanboy!

  82. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    RT @ishaantharoor: When the Holocaust Museum has to issue a statement condemning Trump supporters https://t.co/2KcLrMEgCM
    4 minutes ago

    Pretty weak. Hitler rounded people up to steal all their wealth, do hard labor and eventually liquidation. Trump wants to identify illegals that commit crimes and deport them back to their countries of origin.

    If I squinch my eyes and shout LA LA LA LA while I read those two sentences they do seem very similar.

    Seriously, how hard is it to get some old Philly Demoncrap Jews to whip out the Nazi card.

  83. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Mark Cuban and Paul Krugman could not be reached for comment.

    Major indexes rip to record closing highs as energy spikes 2%

    http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/21/us-markets.html

    • rightymouse says:

      Trump: Mark Cuban not smart enough to understand what’s going on. 😆 😆

      Neither is Krugman, apparently. 😆 😆

  84. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    RT @Khanoisseur: Trump who called on Clinton to return Saudi donation for presidential library registered *8* companies in Saudi Arabia du…
    34 minutes ago

    Trump didn’t start the misogyny mud-slinging. Shrillery did, too stupid to realize selling access to the highest bidders including dictators and sharia enforcing oil ticks would come right back to bite.

    And Trump’s been a business man his whole life. Not a wemenz and cheerdrens savior activist for 30 yrs as Shrillery claimed over and over. It took her 30 years, married to a Preezydunce and in the highest offices to find out from Trump the Saudis are misogynistic sexist bigots? Maybe she should have spent more time reading Atlas Shrugs and less time on her illegal Blackberry.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      His businesses there probably build hotels for westerners so they can drink, eat bacon and fornicate right in the heart of Islam. I’m having a hard time finding an objection to that.

  85. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    ICYMI: Photo of the Day: Tila Tequila and White Supremacist Pals Give Nazi Salute at NPI Conference… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…
    2 hours ago

    Stompy’s still struggling with that whole concept of subsets of crazies within a GIANT GROUP of non-crazies doesn’t make the giant group crazy.

  86. Octopus says:

    I had taped SNL the other night, thinking it would be good for some gloat-material as they bitterly ponder the next four years. I only got through the first awful sketch, with Baldwin’s incredibly bad Trump — not a flicker of wit or humor in the whole piece. I deleted the rest of the show.

    But then, I came across this bit linked at Ace’s, which isn’t riotously funny, but at least makes an effort to poke fun at their own side. Baby steps, you know. One painful giggle at a time, kids.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      That was good. Surprised they got that past the NBC bigs.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I watched parts of @nbcsnl Saturday Night Live last night. It is a totally one-sided, biased show – nothing funny at all. Equal time for us?

      — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 20, 2016

      Like you he probably didn’t stick around long enough to see the one funny piece.

  87. Octopus says:

    I could get behind this movement.

  88. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    SNL good old days:

    We now know why Norm was fired.

  89. Pakimon says:

    Trump called all the news media big shots to Trump Tower for a an “off the record” meeting.

    They all went expecting Trump to kiss their ass and try to “make nice” out of sight of his supporters.

    Instead, Trump blasted them and told them they were all lying punk-ass bitches.

    He didn’t actually call them “punk-ass bitches” but the tone of the meeting was unmistakable.

    I’m really starting to like this guy. 😆

    http://nypost.com/2016/11/21/donald-trumps-media-summit-was-a-f-ing-firing-squad/

    • Arachne says:

      Trump owes the media NOTHING. They worked overtime to defeat him, and frankly outright admitted it.

      So, all those “exclusive interviews” they used to get with Obama are now gone. No more appearances of their dipshit late night shows, no more rides on Air Force One. I imagine Fox will be treated more kindly due to Hannity’s support, but if Megyn Kelly thinks she’s gettin’ a one-on-one, she’s mistaken.

      What’ll be fun is to see if the network that has the Super Bowl (Fox?) does the pre-game interview with Trump. I’ve never liked it anyway, but it will come AFTER the inauguration, so I don’t have to look at Pinocchio’s face anymore.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Man, to be a fly on the wall! LOL!

      • Octopus says:

        I picture it like the boardroom set on “The Apprentice,” with Donald glaring across at the media on the other side of the table, in his red leather chair. I know it wasn’t like that, but that’s the way I prefer to remember this one.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        They’re getting called out on their dereliction of duty, and the self-righteousness is incredible. They almost can’t believe it’s happening!

        I thought the bully pulpit was supposed to be a valuable thing. Only when Obama uses it, I guess. Now it’s a threat to free speech?

  90. Minnow-redux says:

    I think it would be funnier than Hell if The Donald got a news crew together at a basketball court so we could all watch him miss shots – and then listen to him proclaim “He coulda played ball.”

    Now-now-now…. hold on… now…

  91. Octopus says:

    A gossip item about the has-been actor currently sucking it up at SNL doing a godawful parody of Trump that only his pals on the show think is “good:”

    181. THE GOSSIP LIFE 11/16
    You may have noted this former A-list actor has calmed down in recent years. Our sources tell us the sole reason for the change in behavior is his new therapist in New York, who apparently has really helped our actor get through his issues. Our actor doesn’t want to publicize his process, however, because he’s afraid of the situation changing. Glad that it’s working.(Alec Baldwin)

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      He always says something like that right before he explodes at a reporter or takes a swing at a paparazzi or trashes his own daughter on an answering machine. Anger issues don’t go away esp. when one is rich and famous and pulling the trigger doesn’t matter that much except to make you look like an ass to the whole world.

      • Octopus says:

        I predict another horrendous public meltdown in the next six months for Assclown Alec. His Trump gig is keeping him in front of his few sycophantic fans now, but the show is tanking worse than it ever has. People are tuning out in droves. One semi-humorous skit every few weeks does not a comedy show make. If people want libturd hot takes, they can get them every evening on Comedy Central or MSBNC, whose ratings both suck hard.

  92. Octopus says:

    Speaking of media-darling douchebags who are failing, this article made my evening: http://pagesix.com/2016/11/21/colbert-post-election-live-show-was-hardest-thing-ive-ever-done/

    The vision of all those precious little a-holes sobbing backstage while Colbert blinks back tears onstage, bravely soldiering through…BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!11!!

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Oh gosh! The hardest thing the little snowflake’s ever done. As opposed to storming Normandy beach or spend a winter in Korea. A shitty failing show about Shitlery winning? Or a shitty show about Shitlery losing and Donald J. Hitler winning. Oh the agony. Go jump off a cliff with your ratings Steve.

  93. Octopus says:

    But what if it was Robert Spencer, Fatass? Would you use a hammer, or try to get the old VW started so you could run it over, again and again? Because, well, Pam. Lovely Pam.

  94. Octopus says:

    But Chunky, surely you are aware that pond scum floats on top of the water. You live in a noxious swamp…take a look around.

  95. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    If Richard Spencer ever texted me I’d smash my phone with a hammer. @PJTobia twitter.com/PJTobia/status…
    48 minutes ago

    LOL! Stompy’s showing his obliviousness again. The attempt at sarcasm is inadvertantly funny considering his super awesome candidate did that very thing to hide evidence from law enforcement per the FBI. Despite that the FBI’s Comey pretended this was somehow “unintentional” who the fuck smashes their old phones? Crooks, that’s who! She was supposed to turn them in.

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/09/02/fbi-docs-aide-destroyed-hillarys-old-phones-with-a-hammer/

  96. Octopus says:

    Speaking of shameless hussies…

    Unseemly? Sure, but it’s slightly less awful than what his garage-bound minion does for sterno-n-weed money. Very slightly.

  97. Octopus says:

    People Who Live In Glass Houses Dept:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/11/21/hamilton-star-lectured-pence-fire-racist-sexist-tweets/

    Why am I not shocked and shaken to my very core? 😆

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Sure sounded pretty “grabbed a pussy” rapey to me.

      • Octopus says:

        Did more than grab ’em, sounds like. Was all over covered in snowqueen pussy, and drunk ones at that. Somebody call Rolling Stone magazine, see if they’re up for another big expozay. 😆

  98. OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

    In case one of you is Secret Santa shopping for a friend:

    https://www.cheetosstore.com/

  99. rightymouse says:

    We need a new thread. This one is slower than snot. 🙂

  100. OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

    Alicia Silverstone, what about murdering all those cotton plants?

    And how many naugas died to make that chintzy couch in your screening room?

    BTW, congratulations on 40! Holy cow, for a nutburger you’re doing something right! Get DOWN with yo bad self, grrrrl!

  101. Juan Epstein says:

    Independent journalist uniquely cutting and pasting for 14 years….

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  102. ISpeakJive says:

    Bunk, can you do a parody with Melania singing “Darlin’ I love you, but give me 5th Avenue!”

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Did you see how that brute Donald sexually assaulted her there, manhandling her and kissing her without consent? I hope she’s OK.

      • Minnow-redux says:

        I have a friend who claims his neighbor’s sister’s cousin’s kid saw this show and that the part where Donald grabs her by the pu**y has been edited out.

        -and it makes me so fearful, I can’t stop shaking.

        ‘nshit.

    • Bunk X says:

      I don’t have the vid-fu like some of the other lurkers here.

  103. Octopus says:

    No. Settle down.

    Yeesh, you and Kanye. 😆

  104. Bunk X says:

  105. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Nothing says coordinated propaganda like lefturd leaders from the US and Germany spewing the same lying crap memes as the MSM blatant biased liars suddenly all at the same time .

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-23/merkel-declares-war-fake-news-europe-brands-russias-rt-sputnik-dangerous-propaganda