Charles Johnson’s Brain

Anyone who watched the election results coming in last Tuesday knew that something big was happening, and Charles Johnson was no exception. The Magical Jazzy Ponytail was headed for a meltdown when he posted this image before the fireworks even began:

2016-election-open-threadCheck out the caption:

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Heads up to Captain Peepo: See-saws don’t go back and forth.

So we took a core sample, plugged it into the BRC Brute Force Cybernetics controller to see what would happen.

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The test bot self-destructed, but the last message on the printout was, “GET IT OFF ME.”

 

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174 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Brain”

  1. Octopus says:

    Actual quote from Sam Elliott. Good man.

  2. Octopus says:

    The nerd biting his fingernails is how Chunky envisions his meager audience. Usually, he pictures them in footie-pajamas.

  3. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is upset because Trump vowed to use all his monetary assets to corner the Cheetos market if elected president. 😆

  4. Arachne says:

    Re Charles Johnson’s brain…..

    As we say in the law…assuming a fact not in evidence.

  5. Pakimon says:

    Trump picking Rience Priebus as White House Chief of Staff and Steve Bannon from Breitbart as Top Advisor has Chunkles shrieking and squealing with impotent rage. 😆 😆

  6. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I find it comical that Stompy knows he can’t go out and rampage with the kids because they would likely rob him and beat the crap out of him. What a loser who trashed a once great website and joined anarchists, disingenous progs and the Clinton/Soros money cartel for absolutely nothing. Just because he’s a fool.

  7. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Happening behind the scenes and the media don’t care, but it’s scary as hell: Trump Joins Forces With Eurofascists… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
    12 hours ago

    OK the grammar’s a bit off. Are we doing a do si do after that “media don’t care”?

    Anyway I thought it was the Russians you fricking idiot Stompy McChubbyfeet. Now it’s the “Eurofascists”? Are they like the normal Americans that just voted the ENTIRE Demturd liar party out of power at the Fed, State and local level? Get a clue Stompy, people are tired of being called racist for not being flaming libturd idiots.

  8. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    You know who else wanted to keep holding large rallies even after he was elected?
    13 minutes ago

  9. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Hillary Clinton will also likely end with a popular vote equal to the population of Houston, Texas.
    14 minutes ago

    Yeah but those are illegals and dead people Gus you idiot.

    • Arachne says:

      So what? Look at the electoral votes, dipshit. This isn’t a case of Florida (2000) or Ohio (2004) with a close margin deciding the election. This is an 80 vote deficit dumbass.

      Also, I’m reading in other places that Trump has actually won the popular vote, but don’t see it on a prominent website.

      • PeteP says:

        And there’s still another 7-8 million votes yet to be counted. Throw in the all the voter fraud and it’s more than likely Trump won the popular vote.

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Has anyone else noticed that Stompy’s Demoncraps have not yet fired Donna Brazile? She’s too crooked for CNN (who are entirely crooked) for helping Shrillery cheat in the debates but not too crooked to head the DNC. Stompy joined the party of liars and cheaters and then picked the most lying, cheating, crooked candidate to back. And now he smears the candidate who spent half as much money, had no help from the MSM and didn’t get fed the debate questions in advance. What a crooked, lying piece of crap Stompy is.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-14/hundreds-former-bernie-sanders-dnc-delegates-launch-campaign-donna-brazile-resign

  11. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Here’s a long scare mongering article that Stompy would fully approve of. It lists out all the things Trump would roll back as if it would cause environmental armageddon. Everyone knows that none of this shit has done anything except to put coal miners out of work, waste billions on unproven and mischaracterized alternate energy (such as solar cells or electric cars who draw from the coal grid anyway) and dump money into the pockets of hucksters who in turn donate it to Demoncraps who push the Climate boondoggle while cynically knowing it’s a sham. Oh and keeping us completely dependent on oil ticks who won’t even let their wives drive a car. Way to go “liberals”!

    http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/14/trumps-win-environment-disaster-commentary.html

    I notice the lib media has finally recovered enough to coordinate a plan of attack. I suppose they realize whining and pissing and moaning isn’t exactly convincing anyone of anything. So the new plan is to scare monger on every front about a Trump/Republican Presidency. But I don’t think it’s going to work since they’ve already proven themselves to be liars and completely wrong on everything just like Stompy.

  12. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Now you have to worry about repercussions from the Trump family if you anger them on here. This is what tyrants do.
    12 minutes ago

    Really Gus? Under Obungle cops can’t even do their jobs without fearing the DoJ coming in and destroying their lives. Tea Party applications are still pending six years later under Obungle’s crooked IRS. Lehner took the fifth because she had SHIT TO HIDE. She admitted it. And you’re worried about sweet Ivanka or Donald, Jr?? Idiot.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, I’m sure they’re scanning Twitter looking for drunken and shut in unemployed users (that would be you AND Fatso) with pathetic follower counts to single out for payback.

      Dude, you just.aren’t.that.important. In fact, you aren’t important at all.

  13. rightymouse says:

    Gravy is racist? Gawd.

  14. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Trump Adviser Kellyanne Conway Issues Veiled Threat of Legal Action Against Harry Reid lgf.bz/2eRE59M https://t.co/GEipxIwhIa
    54 minutes ago

    Which is why we love Kellyanne!! Stompy just doesn’t understand when the GRUPs talk and use their fancy words. So he has to ham fisted smear it with his chubby little hands.

    Wallace asked Conway if she was suggesting that Trump might sue Harry Reid.

    “No, I’m not suggesting that at all,” Conway said. “I’m suggesting — I’m calling for responsibility and maturity and decency for somebody who has held one of the highest positions in our government, in a country of more than 300 million people.

    “I hope President Obama calls Harry Reid today and says, cut it out. I just met with President-elect Trump, Governor Pence has met with Vice President Biden, the first ladies have met. I mean, everybody is looking for a peaceful transition here in the name of democracy and you’ve got the Senate minority leader acting like some garden variety political pundit. That’s what’s got to stop.

    “And you know what?” Conway asked. “What was the big narrative going into the election, Chris, where most people in the mainstream media were convinced and, in fact, were cheering for if not aiding and abetting a Hillary Clinton win? What do they all say? We hope Donald Trump and his supporters will accept the election results.

    “And we have Harry Reid coming out and egging people on. I would put at his feet the fact that a lot of these protesters, I walked right into the firestorm yesterday getting into Trump Tower. A lot of these protesters are not there peacefully, are not there because they just want to express themselves and make a point or make the difference. They are there for nefarious conditions, they’re booing us, spitting on us. They’re causing all kinds of havoc.

    “You know, he has to stop. He has a responsibility. Harry Reid has a platform to do good here and he ought — he ought to rise to the occasion and do that.”

  15. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The progs seem to think they can somehow still win with even more thuggery and menace and damage to innocent people. They don’t get that people just want the Soros backed OWS and BLM and SJWs and protests about nothing in particular to GO AWAY.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/photos-essay-protest-signs-printed-soros-thug-bob-creamer-signs-carried-anti-trump-protests/

    • Arachne says:

      Would not surprise me if the FBI is conducting a little intel on Creamer and Soros. It is still illegal to conspire to cross state lines to riot and these two clowns are giving them the ways and means.

  16. kbdabear says:

    Toot needs to print this and tape it to his laptop;

  17. kbdabear says:

    Which site has a billion members and which one has maybe 100?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Hmmmm Facebook’s current market value is $350 million. Unless he wants it to drop to $350 he probably wouldn’t want to take Stompy’s advice.

  18. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Stompy never mentions this guy’s show or the other black dude Larry W. But was a big fan of their shows when they were hosted by old white men. Clearly he’s a racist.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/11/14/trevor-noah-trump-supporters-voted-on-whiteness-and-misogyny/

    Spoken like a guy who got his comedy show job because he’s black and liberal and not because he’s hysterically funny.

  19. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Countdown to liberal hyperventilation in 3 2 1….

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-14/putin-calls-trump-discuss-renormalization-us-russian-relations

    Oh and thanks for all those Podesta emails *wink* 🙂

  20. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Since being retweeted by @ladygaga I’m getting hundreds of ugly tweets like this one from Trump fans. They think SS… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
    21 minutes ago

    Stompy hits the big time! Get’s RT’d by crazy pants-less Lady Gaga.

    • kbdabear says:

      Everyone knows that point of that tweet isn’t the Man Under Siege act again which nobody cares about, it’s letting everyone know he got a RT from a real live celebrity musician. Hey, I’m SOMEBODY!!!

      Once again, Toot never talks about the music, he talks about the musicians

  21. windbag says:

    Frankly, I’m outraged by the blatant racism displayed every time a black person criticizes Trump.

    • Bunk X says:

      Yeah, I listened to some guy named Chapelle do a monologue on SNL. Wealthy, successful, and claims to have been “disenfranchised.”

      • windbag says:

        I’ve noticed that a lot of these people claiming to be suffering from institutional racism are far wealthier than I am, are welcome in places I’d never be allowed to attend, and are adored by far more people than I even know. Imagine how much better off they’d be if the color of their skin hadn’t held them back.

        • Bunk X says:

          I keep remembering all those poor refugees from Viet Nam who came here only to be spat upon, disparaged, shunned, faced with racism at every turn… oh wait.

  22. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    1) Trump considering John Bolton for SecState. Chairman of the radically anti-Muslim Gatestone Institute, rabidly opposed to the United …
    26 minutes ago

    Stompy used to love him some John Bolton. Then his brain fell out.

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/36971_Revoking_John_Boltons_Award

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I was looking at some of the comments from that old post. There were still some right wingers trying to walk the tight rope. One was defending Bolton as a staunch defender of and clear headed expert on Israel very near the bottom comments. In fact I think it killed the thread. At any rate he got a pedantic and superior prickish reply from Luddy lecturing him about Israel, then the ban hammer from Stompy for this little exchange:

      [deleted]
      Wed, Aug 18, 2010 9:31:02am
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      317 Charles Johnson
      Wed, Aug 18, 2010 10:01:33am
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      report
      re: #311 NC Gray

      You don’t get a vote.

      318 NC Gray
      Wed, Aug 18, 2010 11:19:51am
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      down
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      re: #317 Charles

      Understood, I was speaking rhetorically, not trying to make a democracy in your benevolent dictatorship of LGF.

      Thanks for taking time to reply.

      LOL!

    • rightymouse says:

      One of the ad pics on LGF right now.

    • Arachne says:

      Fatso better put aside some of the Cheeto money for duck tape and saran wrap.
      Word is that Trump plans to declare the Muslim Brotherhood a terror organization. I imagine CAIR won’t be far behind.

      Andrew McCarthy for Head of Homeland Security!

  23. rightymouse says:

  24. Bunk X says:

    9AM 9 November 2016, somewhere in Culver City:

  25. Bunk X says:

    Penix3lol

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Jeez what a fucking liar. There’s never been anything “unique” there.

    • windbag says:

      So, he’s collecting funds and then going to donate them to an independent journalist sometime in the future? What a selfless act. I wonder which lucky independent journalist will be the recipient of that cash prize?

  26. Octopus says:

    From above:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

    One or more of the people in that room are going to put this scene in their memoirs. Will I still be able to enjoy the good gloat-y feelings months or years from now? I think I will! 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      When she didn’t address her followers, I figured she was sobbing and drunk. 😆

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        She was no doubt an enraged sloppy ass. I’m sure Podesta endured more than one “Get the fuck out there you fuckin’ WOP fucker!” and probably dodged a couple foots to the ass on the way out.

  27. Octopus says:

    Speaking of journalists, this is a good shot. Chunky, not about you. Because you’re not a journalist. Journalists, not about you, because you’re vapid whores. 😆

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/11/14/dear-reporters-this-is-not-about.html

  28. Octopus says:

    Remember how in the Before Time, the Long, Long Ago prior to 11/9, there was a lot of chatter about how changing demographics doomed the GOP to irrelevance, and the donkeys were now going to run things for a long, long time?

    Well… PENIS PENIS PENIS LOL! 🙂

    DEMS DECIMATED IN OBAMA ERA

    WaPo’s Phillip Bump reveals trend lines of the blue team’s deep losses since 2008: “Think of a political party like an Army. To have effective generals, you need to bring leaders up through the ranks. If everyone keeps getting killed off on the first Tuesday after the first Monday of any given November, you’re not going to be able to win many battles. The Democrats gained two Senate seats — in a year that it was long assumed they would regain control of the chamber… We tend to focus on the loss of the presidency as the example of Democratic failure. That’s blinkered. Since 2008, by our estimates, the party has shed 870 legislators and leaders at the state and federal levels — and that estimate may be on the low side. As Donald Trump might put it, that’s decimation times 50.”

    I’m sensing a disconnect, somewhere in The Narrative.

    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      In our county, ALL the county-wide Repubs got tossed out and replaced by Dhimmis. Yes, we are ruled by the deep-blue recesses of a huge city.

  29. Octopus says:

    😆

    • rightymouse says:

      She’s insane. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        Someone played that on their iPhone without headphones on in a Starbucks and ten minutes later the SCPA showed up asking where the jerk torturing small animals was.

    • windbag says:

      Lennon said that Yoko was 20 years ahead of her time musically. He was a hell of a songwriter, but thank God he sucked at prophecy.

    • Minnow-redux says:

      I looked at that and said to myself…. hmmmm…. more batshit crazy screaming I suppose.

      And, well, I was right!

      You know Yoko, I think you should change your name to “Yechto”.

  30. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

  31. Juan Epstein says:

    “Independent Journalism”

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

    • Juan Epstein says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

      • Juan Epstein says:

        Support independent journalism by donating to Little Green Footballs!

        i….JUST…..CAN’T…..hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

        • rightymouse says:

          😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          I think he meant independent jerkism.

        • Minnow-redux says:

          …same reaction I had!! He cannot be serious.

          But, then…. in this day and age, all you must possess in order to qualify as a journalist is the ability to lie through your teeth and a “look down your nose” arrogance. So, I guess Charlie does actually qualify.

          Now, as to the “independent” part……. that is the truly laughable one.

          Hey Charles, little known fact: Cutting and pasting other people’s work does not qualify as YOUR work. You couldn’t manage to write yourself out of a wet paper bag you idiot.

          Independent, my ass.

          hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

  32. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

  33. Octopus says:

    Lewd-Wank? Are you out there, buddy? 😆

    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      Soooo … a “Neo”liberal is just the same old drunk angry arrested development jackassery?

      Got it.

  34. Minnow-redux says:

    Who the fuck does Obama think he is? Oh, that’s right, he is still the delusional egomaniac he has always been.

    Once again, globetrotting on the American Taxpayer’s nickel espousing his Communist/Globalist bullshit.

    Fuck you Obama for everything you stand for, and for everything you have ever said, done or not done. You are a skid mark on the underwear of history. You are ugly and you stink.

    And, as a certain “independent journalist” we all know would so eloquently state – ” Go fuck yourself!”

  35. Bunk X says:

    This could be fun.

  36. Octopus says:

    Best Onion gag in a long time…

    ________________________________

    DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series

    NEWS IN BRIEF
    November 15, 2016
    VOL 52 ISSUE 45
    Politics · Celebrities · Culture · Politicians · Entertainment

    WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch of a new Hamilton-inspired web series Tuesday starring Lena Dunham intended to connect with working-class Americans and address their most pressing concerns. “We’re hoping to make up the ground we lost with white working-class voters and union members who once made up our base with a new 10-part hip-hop musical set in rural Wisconsin, featuring a down-on-her-luck manufacturing worker played by Lena Dunham,” said DNC interim chair Donna Brazile, who added that, in an effort to appeal to economically distressed voters, each episode would see the protagonists tackle a different theme, such as taxes or free trade, through the choreography of five-time Tony winner Susan Stroman. “We are confident that with the help of Josh Gad, Debra Messing, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and the creative team behind The Mindy Project, we can bring Americans who feel like they have been left behind by globalization back to the Democratic Party. Viewers will also have the chance to win a trip to be in the audience at a live TED Talk taping if they share the series on Instagram, which we believe will draw considerable interest across the nation’s heartland.” Brazile added that the web series would be available exclusively through Seeso and HBO Go.

  37. Octopus says:

    ICYMI…I mean, how did you manage to do that?

  38. ISpeakJive says:

  39. Bunk X says:

    “Holy Misaligned Urethra, Batman!” Topless woman pees from the hip.

  40. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION: Rachel! Please mention me on your show and tell what’s left of your audience to donate to my gofundme account! And my PayPal account! You see, gofundme finances my Cheetos supply and PayPal funds my Mountain Dew supply!

    • Bunk X says:

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Madcow has a Phd in Lesbian which is why AMESSNBC pays her millions to spew propaganda. Sorry Stompy. There is no Phd in Fat Has Been With Ponytail.

      • Octopus says:

        I can’t stop laughing every time I think about her Election Night performance. MeAgain was so awful on Fox, so I kept switching over to Bespectacled Ray — watching her smug condescension turn to near-sobs filled me with a warm glow that will never leave me. 🙂

        Loser Chunky trying to hitch his wagon to such an obscure and failed media non-entity is most apropos. Which Chunky pronounces, “a porpoise.”

  41. Octopus says:

    http://ace.mu.nu/archives/366893.php

    This post at Ace’s from last night just blew my mind. I mean, I know the NYT is a left-wing organization, that influences the daily narrative in newspapers across the country. Seeing its heinous day-to-day operations laid bare like this is still shocking. This story needs to be spread across the blogosphere.

    Whoah: Former New York Times Reporter Spills the Beans; Everything You Suspected Is True
    —Ace

    Via Instapundit, this revelation from former NYT reporter Michael Ciely at Dateline Hollywood is 100% pure uncut validation.

    First he recounts the NYT’s recent our-prognostications-were-wrong pieces…

    …and by the way, on that: It’s a cop-out for people to “confess” their mere prognostications were wrong. That’s like being found over a smothered elderly relative with a pillow in your hands and confessing “I might have removed the Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law tags on this murder-weapon.”

    The sin of the media was running a dishonest partisan operation for two years. Merely saying “We missed a Black Swan event that almost everyone else missed” is letting themselves plead down to a class 4 misdemeanor.

    Anyway, Ciely mentions these minimal mea culpas and then writes:

    For starters, it’s important to accept that the New York Times has always — or at least for many decades — been a far more editor-driven, and self-conscious, publication than many of those with which it competes. Historically, the Los Angeles Times, where I worked twice, for instance, was a reporter-driven, bottom-up newspaper. Most editors wanted to know, every day, before the first morning meeting: “What are you hearing? What have you got?”
    It was a shock on arriving at the New York Times in 2004, as the paper’s movie editor, to realize that its editorial dynamic was essentially the reverse. By and large, talented reporters scrambled to match stories with what internally was often called “the narrative.” We were occasionally asked to map a narrative for our various beats a year in advance, square the plan with editors, then generate stories that fit the pre-designated line.

    Reality usually had a way of intervening. But I knew one senior reporter who would play solitaire on his computer in the mornings, waiting for his editors to come through with marching orders. Once, in the Los Angeles bureau, I listened to a visiting National staff reporter tell a contact, more or less: “My editor needs someone to say such-and-such, could you say that?”

    The bigger shock came on being told, at least twice, by Times editors who were describing the paper’s daily Page One meeting: “We set the agenda for the country in that room.”

    Eat not just this bag of dicks, media, but all the bags of dicks.

    You pompous incompetent half-wits.

    By the way, Ciely goes on to say that the chief preoccupation of New York Times editors and reporters was not the world outside, but the internal jockeying for status within the New York Times itself.

    Posted by Ace at 05:45 PM Comments

    • Arachne says:

      All they want is to be the chief recipient of the Pulitzer Prize.
      Of course, if they keep losing subscribers and advertising, they’ll be down to a desk staffed by a guy named “Ricky” who doubles as the receptionist.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      It’s pretty sad when they have “rededicate” themselves to printing the truth instead of a made up narrative. And then immediately start printing made up lies about Trump’s transition supposedly being a disaster and possibly illegal. They’re done. Only people who like reading what they know are lies would buy that rag.

      • Only people who like reading what they wish were news, read these rags.

      • gizbot7 says:

        Had a short conversation with a legal immigrant from Ecuador (ESL) today who said he knows that politicians lie but could not understand why Trump was elected since the other people are so smooth in how they talk to the American people. Once I explained to him that Trump may be crass (explained that crass meant) but he tells it like it is (aka the hard truth and lots of Americans like the truth) – he said “Oh – never though of that. Now I will have to think about it too.”

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Total propaganda outlet. Worse than Pravda.

  42. Too bad Discarded Lies went tits up last Winter; the meltdown would have been hilarious to watch.

    • Arachne says:

      I wonder how long it’s going to be before Fatso has to go tits up himself. He’s really sounding desperate for money. My website such as it is, and not even as fancy as the Swamp, costs me over $200 a year to maintain. (With that outlay, you’d think I would actually do something with it, wouldn’t you?) I imagine an operation such as Fatso’s must run at least into the high four figures, if not five. Which is why it takes forever to load and is weighed down with ads. He’s still got to pay rent and utilities and I imagine he isn’t using a little household modem like I am, so yeah, he needs the scratch.

      • kbdabear says:

        He also mentions that he’s got a lot of hardware in his place running 24/7. That’s probably the size of a bedroom without a lot of natural airflow and a lot of heat buildup. The electric bill for air conditioning alone to keep the machines cool in a warm weather city really run up, he’s usually home so that runs up the bill. Then what he spends on food to keep his 320 lb pile of flab fed.

        Then there’s the cost of bandwidth from his IP to run a website.

    • rightymouse says:

      Were those the jokers who split from LGF years ago and then went full Obama??

  43. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ha! Female Chess champ who protests having the world chess championship in Iran where she has to wear a hijab backs Trump. Her first name delightfully is “Nazi”. Run for your safe space (aka the toilet) Stompy. 😁

    http://heatst.com/world/us-chess-champion-behind-iran-hijab-boycott-comes-out-for-trump/

  44. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    After the NYSlimes tried to slime The Donald he fought back on Twitter. My only question is how long before Twitter bans him. LOL!

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/11/corrupt-media-lashes-trump-trump-blasts-back-twitter/

  45. Arachne says:

    Hey – Fatso is halfway to his goal of $10,000 – after 18 months.
    And once again it’s the highly suspicious “Name” donation and then a couple of “Anonymous” donations that pretty much equal the one by the “name”.

    I LOVED this:

    $50
    Ariel Wilson-O’Brien
    2 days ago

    For your efforts at real, important journalism in the fight against fascism.

    • rightymouse says:

      I think he scours obituaries for names to use when he donates to himself.

      • Octopus says:

        There’s zero possibility that a real person other than Fatass made that donation, with those words attached. Oh, my aching ass, Chunky…give it up! 😆

  46. Juan Epstein says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  47. Arachne says:

    So I guess Jack Dorsey went on a purge again and threw a lot of the “alt-right” accounts off Twitter. Gab apparently had its biggest day yet according to its CEO. He says “time to upgrade the servers!”

    Jack’s going to be looking at a shareholder suit if he’s not careful. In fact, I believe that he’s already looking at one.

    Oh, and I think I read yesterday that Facebook is rapidly losing valuation. Instagram is actually stealing from Snapchat and is gaining in popularity. Snapchat’s owners will not sell to Zuckerberg.

  48. rightymouse says:

    Totally off-topic, but is Chenzhen still around anywhere? Haven’t seen him here for a while.

  49. pineapple says:

    Twitter is about to unveil a filtering method that will allow users to globally block certain words and phrases like “deplorable” in the username and “I’m a Christian” in the bio.

    Fatso has been a big supporter of Twitter censorship so I bet he is really happy about this new filter method and use it to it’s fullest extent……… oh wait…. I suspect he won’t ever use it.

    It will become quite evident that he isn’t using it after seeing all the blockable words and phrases make it through. He lives for being in the fray.

    To use these filters would hinder his chickenshit “go fuck yourself and block” routine that he loves to share with his followers.

  50. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/11/15/npr-puts-trigger-warning-start-steve-bannon-story/

    It’s almost hard to believe that the left has created something called “triggers” that require warnings. Because this might psychologically damage a special snowflake presumably who needs a third restroom.

    JOEL POLLAK: Breitbart News is a conservative website, and we’re not racist. We’re not anti-Semitic. We’re not anti-gay. We’re not anti-woman. We’re not any of those things.

    FOLKENFLIK: Pollak says Bannon is inclusive in his hiring.

    POLLAK: Well, I am an Orthodox Jew, and I have Saturdays off, Jewish holidays off. And Steventon always wishes me a Shabbat shalom on Friday afternoon, for the record, just in case you were concerned about that.

  51. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    NPR considers this a possible “trigger” (aka made up psychobable BS) and puts a warning for this transcript should a special snowflake go all trigglypuff.

    JOEL POLLAK: Breitbart News is a conservative website, and we’re not racist. We’re not anti-Semitic. We’re not anti-gay. We’re not anti-woman. We’re not any of those things.

    FOLKENFLIK: Pollak says Bannon is inclusive in his hiring.

    POLLAK: Well, I am an Orthodox Jew, and I have Saturdays off, Jewish holidays off. And Steventon always wishes me a Shabbat shalom on Friday afternoon, for the record, just in case you were concerned about that.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/11/15/npr-puts-trigger-warning-start-steve-bannon-story/

  52. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Yet more left wing violence. http://wtop.com/montgomery-county/2016/11/trump-supporter-15-beaten-during-rockville-protest/slide/1/

    He should sue the district for allowing this “protest” without providing safety and security to the students.

    • Arachne says:

      Reports coming in that George Soros’ email has been hacked. Uh oh….hope he had time to delete all the ones about financing the protests before the got hold of them.

      • Octopus says:

        OOHHH, that sounds promising! Let’s turn those Soros emails over to the vetting crew on Reddit, and see what gems they find. With “the Reddit firehose,” Chunky used to worry about. 😆

  53. pineapple says:

    From the “out of the blue” department, two reasons why I am against term limits for Congress.

    1. A district that elected time and time again someone like Nancy Pelosi will replace her with someone equally as bad or worse.

    2. There will be a constant flow of lame duck congresspeople. Without having to cater to their constituents anymore, they’ll be able to vote any crazy way they want without penalty.

    • Bunk X says:

      I axed my dad once about his opinion of term limits. His response was that there was already a provision for it, called “voting,” and term limits can expel a lot of good people.
      I agree.

  54. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Another of Stompy’s peeps has killed a guy after he joked that he voted for Trump. Oh and yeah, it was a latino on black crime. Nice job libturds for causing so much fake hysteria about Trump that people are being beaten and murdered in the streets for who they voted for.

    http://nypost.com/2016/11/16/man-gunned-down-outside-bar-after-he-joked-about-voting-for-trump/

  55. Arachne says:

    I’m sure Fatty the Asshat is doing a victory lap around Twitter that they vanquished the mean alt-right. Of course, that means that Fuckety Face won’t be able to complain about the meanies on the right sending him tweets which likewise means that he can’t use them to get money for his website.

    Come to GAB Fuckity Face. We’ll laugh like hell when you complain.

  56. TreBob says:

    Off topic and self serving (sorta):

    IT’S OUR BIRTHDAY!!
    109 years ago today, the United States of America allowed the Indian territory to become a full fledged state named Oklahoma. If you didn’t know, the State’s name comes from the Choctaw language combining two words okla and humma literally meaning “Red People”.

    Proud to be a member of the best country evah!

    • Arachne says:

      You mean Harry Reid and Fauxcohontas and Obummer haven’t been after you to change your name? I’m surprised he didn’t try to do it by E.O.

    • Bunk X says:

      CULLLLL-ver City,
      Where the wind comes blowin’ out my rump;
      And my stomp-y feet can sure smell sweet,
      With a brown note clouding up my dump!

      CULLLLL-ver City,
      Ev’ry day I sit and blog anew;
      So I cut and paste, ignore my waist,
      And I fill up quarts of Mountain Dew…

  57. ISTE says:

    Desperately trying to make friends.

    Using vinyl and glue…

    So sad…..

  58. Bunk X says: