Charles blames the Far Left for the Trump win

The election is over and we can resume our regular Charles bashing. Today he blames Hillary loss on what he deems the Far Left.

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Charles is far Left by any standards, so this group he is talking about must be Stalinist.

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347 Comments on “Charles blames the Far Left for the Trump win”

  1. Arachne says:

    “Go ahead hate me for it.”
    Dude, all of us already hate you. Well not hate. You can’t hate the butt of your jokes.

    • Octopus says:

      A big fat assclown with a ponytail spouting Media Matters bullshit all day long, every day of the week, is not a person worth hating. It’s a person worth mocking, especially given his history. We laugh heartily at your constant pratfalls, Chunky. Keep going! 😆

      And you, too, Little Garage Boy. We enjoy mocking your lurid demise as a functional human being, even as we are alarmed by your nightly knockout drops and one-word blurts right before you pass out on the cot with the feral cat. I trust you will keep this schtick going, if you don’t freeze to death this winter. Did you pick up that garage sale space heater this time around?

    • Anat T. says:

      Are we now going to get his “Why I broke up with the Left” ?
      The tide has turned again. Time for Charles to turn with it.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I remember Chunky saying something after the 2008 election (before he did the 180) about respecting the office and the man, even if you didn’t vote for him.

        Oh, and Chunky, the NYT didn’t mean it when they trashed Trump. It’s a game to them. They were just trying to get their girl elected.

  2. JimboXL says:

    Has Trump won Michigan yet, or are the crooked vote counters still holding their count?

    • Octopus says:

      I suspect they’ve stopped counting and gone home to sleep. Government “workers,” don’t you know. On “CP Time.” 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Trump did win Michigan: http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/elections/2016/11/08/michigan-president-election-results/93499404/

        Nobody’s saying why it hasn’t been officially called. Maybe because it doesn’t matter anymore?

      • JimboXL says:

        To me, of many aspects in this election, one of the most infuriating is holding the vote count of specific areas which is just plain criminal and in a fair, lawful system, severe criminal charges would be brought against any official doing this.

        If it came down to a single state they could steal an election if a candidate just conceded without a challenge. This would be the first thing I’d fix in our broken crooked election system. Knowing Dims election officials are cheaters, like the sky is blue, I actually think Trump’s numbers were higher while Clinton’s were lower if you investigated and were to take away manufactured votes, double voting, dead voting, and non citizen voting, and felon voting.

    • Bunk X says:

      Charles’ buddie Wonkette had some thoughtful thinks about the election as well [reposted here].
      http://thefederalistpapers.org/us/the-lefts-fury-summed-up-in-one-column

      • Octopus says:

        Wow! Wonky deep thinks, like, about every fucking thing. 😆

        That sums up the Left’s attitude perfectly. Keeping it on file.

      • Pakimon says:

        I think the real “Wonkette” (a moonbat in her own right) sold her blog years ago for some major cash to a group of leftist imbeciles.

        Nowadays, it’s basically a porta potty with “Wonkette” stenciled on the door which the moonbats use to void their ideological bowels for the world to see. 😆

        Sidenote: I would have called the real “Wonkette” an imbecile as well but she did manage to make a boatload of money by selling her blog in a classic capitalist manner. Unlike the rotund, ponytailed Chunkinator whose blog worth must be in the single digits by now. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          Good point, Pak — I remember that she sold out, now. Good for her. Probably living it up like a true 1%’r. Aka, the opposite of Chunky’s Story. 😆

  3. Octopus says:

    When Angry Black Lady sits around the house, she sits “around the house.” Because she’s very fat. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Like Chunky, I mean. Both sit around their respective hovels. Wallowing in their own filth.

    • JimboXL says:

      He’ll fight against keeping more income for himself because why would anyone actually want lower taxes?

      • PeteP says:

        I seriously doubt Chucky pays any taxes.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          I don’t think he does either. Based on his musings about the size of his Obamacare subsidy, he makes no more than about $32,000 a year. That puts him smack in the range of the 50% of Americans who pay zero fed income taxes. Why would he care if other people have to pick up his Obamacare subsidy, etc?

    • Arachne says:

      Like you have any power or influence, twatwaffle. You and the SJW dingbat.
      Whatcha two gonna do? Make angry tweets. Call people names? It’s all either of you can do.

      *Yawn* – Breitbart has an XM/Sirius daily and weekend show. It would not surprise me if they become part of CRTV (Levin’s new online channel). The best either of you can do is YouTube videos and maybe a downloadable podcast.

  4. JimboXL says:

    I have and never will understand why Dims fear Republican control so much. You have a better chance at job prosperity, you get lower taxes, your infrastructure will probably improve and now at this point, WW3 has been postponed without Clinton to antagonize Putin and talk about launching nukes in response to cyber attacks they think came from Russia.

    • PeteP says:

      With Democrats and the Left in general, ideology trumps everything, even job prosperity and lower taxes. That’s how stupid they are.

  5. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      We’re also racist because Shrillary lost, as the Nearly-Green Czar Van Jones informed us. Because “whitelash.” 😆

  6. Octopus says:

    He’s a playa, whose opinion lots of people care about. 😆

    Note: he has an office. Where he works. In his basement.

  7. Octopus says:

    Well done, sir. Simple and to the point.

    Buh-bye, bitch!

  8. Octopus says:

    Oof. Again, Fatass — leave the intentional comedy to the professionals. You aren’t good at teh funneh. Except when you’re very, very serious and angry, in which case you are side-splittingly hilarious.

    • Pakimon says:

      Prediction: I think the actual first “makeover” of the Oval Office made by Trump will be to return the bust of Winston Churchill to its rightful place. A small step in repairing the disaster of eight years of the Choomster King.

  9. Octopus says:

    From “garbage” to “weird,” in just one day. Progress! 😆

    It’s going to be quite amusing to watch these two idjits in the throes of Trump Derangement Syndrome for the next four years.

  10. Octopus says:

    In case anyone’s tired of reading the obscene, teary rants of the Idiot Left, here’s an intelligent man speaking to the “Populist” — bugbear that is so scary to socialists on both sides of the pond. http://www.newcriterion.com/articles.cfm/Populism–III–Insects-of-the-hour-8515

    You know what else is very scary to our fat friend? Trump’s talk of “draining the swamp.” I mean…where will Dear Fatass go? 😯

  11. Octopus says:

    I got a post in moderation, somehow. It’s too early for that! 😆

  12. Pakimon says:

    Well, today I’ve reached the golden age of 54.

    The Trump victory and the ensuing rage and peevishness by The Left couldn’t have been a better birthday present.

    The best part is that it’ll be one of those gifts that will keep on giving.

    Like a membership to a “jelly of the month” club! 😀

  13. Pakimon says:

    Went to Ace’s (having overcome the intense anger and peevishness I was directing at him over his constant drumbeat of negative waves he was shoveling out the last few months) and found this:

    Every time you play that video, an angel gets its wings. 😆

  14. pineapple says:

    I can’t believe how many references I’m seeing about Shillary winning the popular vote. This makes the Trump victory even sweeter.

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, because She “ran up the score” in California, New York and Connecticut, this means America really wanted her to be President more than Trump. Suddenly, the other side is angry about the Electoral College system. 😆

      • JimboXL says:

        Not sure what the totals were but Hillary needs at least 1-4 million or more subtracted to account for fraud and probably a million+ added to Trump for stolen votes.

        • JimboXL says:

          Now that I think about it, doesn’t California allow illegals to get drivers licenses? If that’s the case then it could be a much higher count of fraudulent votes.

          • Arachne says:

            Oh believe me – it’s common knowledge that illegals are voting like mad in our elections. You would think that a State with the massive amount of illegals that California has would have SOME mechanism to prohibit voter fraud – you know, like ID? – but it doesn’t. And also, there was, for instance, a report last week that a delivery man found something like 80 bundled absentee ballots on a doorstep in (I think) Orange County, all having different names but bearing the same address.

            Multiply this by a few thousand and you have it. Not only that, illegals register and vote out in the open – I heard one guy at my polling place speaking NOTHING but Spanish. Uh, you have to have a working knowledge of ENGLISH to become a citizen. If you don’t speak English, you don’t vote.

          • Bunk X says:

            Two people showed up without ID at our small polling place. Both were from out of town, both were given provisional ballots.

      • Arachne says:

        Because they are forgetting WHY the Electoral College is there in the first place.

  15. Octopus says:

    [video src="http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/11/09/5886153996477484985/640x360_MP4_5886153996477484985.mp4" /]

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  16. JimboXL says:

    Keystone Pipeline, Fracking…

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      There’s some babies at our church who can do better than that as long as there’s a homily going on. Fortunately the bishop’s mic’d.

    • rightymouse says:

      Ok. I’ve seen that before & had the same reaction. She’s mental.

  17. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The Washington Bleep just can’t let it go. Still noting but innuendo and the normal extending a cooperative hand. But still….Russians! Er something.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/moscow-had-contacts-with-trump-team-during-campaign-russian-diplomat-says/2016/11/10/28fb82fa-a73d-11e6-9bd6-184ab22d218e_story.html?tid=sm_tw

  18. JimboXL says:

    The sites like Fox News even now just won’t put MI and AZ in Trump’s column and ev total.

  19. Doppel milyo says:

    “WHY I PARTED WAYS WITH THE FAR LEFT”

    uh, Charles. you haven’t

    and stop trying to get on the Trump bandwagon. ( you won’t fit )

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    You are the far left, Charles.

    We know you.

    We saw you go further left than a Bernie Bro to prove your bona fides, only to become a faux male feminists (Tweef/Shreiking Harpy) thinking that hitching your used car to Hillary would somehow mean increased popularity and donations.

    Ironically, Trump’s election is the best thing to happen to you since 9/11.

    You still have purpose.

    You can go back to your regressive self.

    • PeteP says:

      He’s as left as they come. The only reason he backed Hillary instead of Bernie is because he knew she had a better chance of winning.

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    Oh. and

    1/2

  22. ISpeakJive says:

    My favorite picture from the election:

  23. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow. Stompy was so spectacularly wrong, constantly trying to brand Trump voters as violent and evil. But it’s 180 degrees the opposite. Here is the rage of the loser left using the Trump win as a reason to burn down their city and destroy and loot the businesses. And the city’s mayor is forced to explain to business owners that the police are powerless because they’re outnumbered and will just become victims of the violence themselves.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-10/oakland-mayor-explains-why-local-police-cant-stop-looting-rioters

    This is what you get when you treat people like Deray McKesson as a responsible person while he teaches college classes in “Looting as Protest”.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Soros gave him like $160 million to spread his shenanigans around, didn’t he? Did I just hear today it’s illegal to cross state lines to protest? They’ve been FLYING these protesters around the country to start this shit.
      Scott Foval’s Twitter got whacked today supposedly because he tweeted that the printed signs they are using in the protests are the same one’s in Robert Creamer’s office.
      (Foval was the guy in O’Keefe’s videos who was the thug hired to get homeless people to start fights in the Trump rallies.)
      I’d like to see Deray McKesson’s emails and texts also. And Robert Creamers. And anyone who works for Soros.

      Julian, are you listening??

  24. Pakimon says:

    The peevishness and massive stinging butthurt continues unabated. 😆

  25. pineapple says:

    Trump was elected and the stock market crashed!

    Oh wait….. “Dow closes at record high as investors ride Trump wave”

    http://www.cnbc.com/2016/11/10/us-markets.html

  26. Pakimon says:

    I wonder if Chunkles is still going to pimp this item from his Amazon acount? 😆

  27. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    It nauseates me to see that fucking fascist walking around the White House.
    5 minutes ago

    Better get used to it Fatso.
    😆

  28. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    @WesleyLowery Agree 100%. It couldn’t have been more obvious that racism played a huge part in this election.
    2 hours ago

    Right. YOUR racism.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/306660-i-am-a-woman-a-muslim-and-an-immigrant-and-i-voted-for-donald-trump/

  29. Pakimon says:

    You just knew this was coming… 😆 😆 😆

  30. JimboXL says:

    I feel like the difficulty of what Trump just did when you think about the combined evil forces of the Clinton, Soros, Obama, Wall Street, Globalist machines, was like someone who never played football, joining the NFL as the starting quarter back and not only winning the division, but then winning the Super Bowl.

  31. Octopus says:

    http://www.freep.com/story/sports/nba/pistons/2016/11/09/detroit-pistons-stan-van-gundy/93551178/

    This pissed me off so much I might not watch another Pisstons game this season. Just when I was starting to get back into it, too. I’m out! 😆

  32. JimboXL says:

    The best quote from a Thursday DNC meeting:

    “You and your friends will die of old age and I’m going to die from climate change. You and your friends let this happen, which is going to cut 40 years off my life expectancy.”

    • Octopus says:

      Priceless! 😆

      The sad thing is, this person really believes they’re going to die from climate change. They should be in a mental ward, being de-programmed.

    • Arachne says:

      Of course, the Marijuana he’s smoking will have NOTHING to do with it.

    • Octopus says:

      Wow! And you’re right, Twitter will do nothing whatsoever about this. But they will ban conservatives for sticking up for their principles using rationality and mild humor.

      • Arachne says:

        But Milo was banned because he said mean things about a bad performance by a no-talent hack who makes me GLAD I don’t have Allstate insurance.

  33. Octopus says:

    I loved the original, back in the ’90’s. This is cute. She is cute, too. 🙂

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Yes a nice rendition. Girl is very good (and sexy) and I liked the instrumentation. The flute always goes nice with the Harmon muted trumpet. Very swinging!

  34. Octopus says:

    You must read this mea culpa from a whorenalist who just had a major “A-HA!” moment. Very well-written, imho. So revealing and honest. I think we might just have a convert to the Dark Side. 😉

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/commentary-the-unbearable-smugness-of-the-press-presidential-election-2016/

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Stompy Fatty Feet would never have the nuts to do that. As AB said he’s a

      But not because he’s sick and has a good reason. It’s becaue he’s a

      • Octopus says:

        Note: the lefty-fascist did fuck off, after trying unsuccessfully to impose his fascist creed on the subway. 😆

  35. ISTE says:

    Hopefully it will be next Tuesday, Wednesday at most.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Right. Thanks for all the specifics and shit and expressing yourself in 140 characters. We can’t wait to find out the next tiny self evident hyperbolic condemnation that no one believed. Trump bad. Trump orange. Trump racist. Trump grab a pussy. You need to write a book Stompy. It could be one page long consisting of your greatest Tweets. You could charge $24.99, but for LGFers $24.98.

      • Octopus says:

        Look at all the energy Fatass wasted by tweeting all that nonsensical glurge for the past two years, trying to mock Trump into oblivion. PRESIDENT TRUMP!! 😆

        #MAGA

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        That looked a lot like Shrillery. Here’s Shrillery’s campaign staff on election night.

    • HaikuMan says:

      Charles Johnson is so fat that when he unites around a President, he really unites around a President!

  36. Octopus says:

    I’m convinced there is going to be an assassination attempt on our new president, at some point in the not-too-distant future. Look at all these young loonies, running around without a brain in their heads, nothing but hate and fear towards people who don’t agree with their lefty-fascist agenda.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I worry about that, too. These protests could “encourage” the real thing, or the evil Soros could hire someone to do it and make it look spontaneous and protester related.

      Awful world we live in.

  37. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    So far Trump’s cabinet picks include an antisemitic racist, a leader of a homophobic hate group, and a billionaire who destroyed Gawker.
    40 minutes ago

    First off Obungle was anti-gay marriage his first term which in Stompy’s pea brain translates to anti-gay. So you supported a guy who’s anti-gay and voted for him? Is that why you still call people gay as an insult like when you were in 7th grade in the ’60s? And secondly that billionaire who destroyed Gawker IS GAY. God this fat fuck is an idiot. He can’t argue his way out of a paper bag.

    Anti-semitic? Fuck Face obviously doesn’t know Steven Mnuchin is Jewish. What a piece a dick.

  38. Octopus says:

    Goddammit.
    26 minutes ago
    There are not enough facepalms in this or any other universe for what ABC is doing here. https://t.co/3P8JKGFIgp
    29 minutes ago
    GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT: President Obama’s Long History of Insulting Donald Trump abcn.ws/2emj6k4
    31 minutes ago

    I wasn’t sure what the frig this clown was going on about, until I read the comments on his twitline. He’s mad because ABC is “normalizing” Trump, by showing there are two sides to the mocking that went on between the two men in the public arena. He can’t accept that it’s over, the campaign is lost, and there is no re-do. 😆

    What a colossal buffoon you are, Fatass. My God, man…you’re almost 65 years old. Get a shred of dignity.

  39. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s last breath is likely to be the one right before he aspirates the big Cheeto that sends him into shock, arrhythmia (heart, not his awful soulless guitar noodling) and cardiac arrest.

  40. Octopus says:

    Remember when he used to obsess about Pam? I wonder if he still uses the same dishtowel to clean up after himself, upon sweaty completion of his Trump-envy wank.

  41. Octopus says:

    http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/305501-clinton-aides-blame-fbi-director-media-for-devastating-loss

    Clinton aides, get this, blame the FBI who refused to indict the old witch, and the media that supported her every step of the way. See the CBS guy’s column, above, for details on the latter. These people are so out of touch with reality, it’s frighteningly hilarious. 😆 😯 😆

  42. JimboXL says:

    I think he should be blaming Obama for the epic loss. He has basically destroyed the Dim party. I don’t think it has yet settled in for them that Obama’s awful, hateful, spiteful, fascist, anti-American leadership has led to the Republicans having the most control nationwide since the beginning of the last century.

    On top of that all of these paid riots over our election results simply reinforces that Hillary would have been the worst mistake ever.

  43. pineapple says:

    This keeps getting better.

    In the 2018 mid term election 8 Republican senate seats are up for grabs.

    23 seats are up for grabs on the democraT side.

    Can you say 60/40?

  44. JimboXL says:

    Just look at how the paid rioters, i.e. Hillary supporters destroy property and violently beat people because of their skin color or political beliefs, that is the window into what would not only be the norm, but would be encouraged and further subsidized in Hillary’s dark bleak depressing America that praise God we don’t have to suffer through.

  45. pineapple says:

    R.I.P. Songwriter/storyteller Leonard Cohen.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Not really my cup of tea but it’s remarkable I’ve not seen this artist. He seems Dylanesque.

      • Octopus says:

        A genius songwriter. His musical style didn’t appeal much to me, but some of his songs are classics for the ages. RIP.

  46. ISpeakJive says:

    Keep thinking of things that will go away now. Yay! 🙂

    Dodd-Frank. POOF!

  47. ISpeakJive says:

  48. Pakimon says:

    TRANSLATION:

    Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap Look at all the attention I’m getting!!!

    • Octopus says:

      The loony tantrum on the Left is getting him some negative attention, by accident, and he thinks his significance is growing in the twittersphere. 😆

  49. Octopus says:

    The Nazi-thing is freaking awesome, eh? Chunky’s in his glory, denouncing half of America as Nazis for electing a Nazi who practices and promotes Nazism. Godwin’s Law means nothing to these morons. Everything they say about politics is absurdly fallacious.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reductio_ad_Hitlerum

    The Long National Tantrum is going to go on for awhile. I suspect it will be worse than the paroxysm of Bush Derangement Syndrome that went on for most of eight years, prior to the Unicorn Messiah’s ascension into the sky.

  50. Octopus says:

    My Dad would have loved this political turnabout, as he was disgusted by the swamp of corruption, incompetence and malfeasance that ruled the nation in his last few years of life. As a young man, he fought for this country, and spent his entire life after the war working and raising nine kids, and after retirement doing church and charity work every day until he got sick for the first time in his life. He was a great man I didn’t appreciate until I became a father myself, and struggled with life, work and family concerns. Miss you, Dad.

    That’s him second from the left, lower row. Radioman on B-29 that flew over fifty bombing missions in Pacific Theater. At age 21, he wasn’t throwing a temper tantrum over political figments of some socialist professor’s feeble mind — he was fighting real fascists for the survival of this great nation.

    • rightymouse says:

      Your Dad was a good looking guy!

      • Octopus says:

        Agreed, ‘Mouse. He was smart, too. Was in charge of Chevrolet USA’s budget for the last ten years of his career. Kept books on the family budget during the leaner years early in his career at GM, when he was transferred to Detroit from Buffalo with 8 kids and one on the way, and a lowly accounting job. We found his family books after he died a couple years ago when we were cleaning out the house — incredible detail, not to mention low prices for everything back in ’63. 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          Hang on to the books and if the girls don’t want to keep them for posterity, perhaps another family member will save them. With 8 sibs, you must have a ton of nieces and nephews. 🙂 I’m the ‘go-to’ person in my family for genealogy & family records, letters, pics, etc.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Wow. What a great guy! Unlike certain sniveling stomping hyperventilating jerks who never served, look down on Christian charity and want us all to be mugged by big gubment.

  51. Octopus says:

    http://freebeacon.com/issues/investor-trump-win-stocks-see-largest-rebound-since-2008/

    Remember all the people two days ago who were screaming about how Trump’s election would destroy the stock market and usher in dark economic times? Hey, where are those people now? 😆

  52. Pakimon says:

    I was contemplating being more gracious and magnanimous after a day of mocking, laughing and pointing when I stumbled across this.

    The special snowflakes’ pretentiousness “Trump voters are stupid, sexist, nazi racists who shouldn’t been allowed to vote because they aren’t intelligent and enlightened like Hillary supporters” sniveling as they explain why Hillary lost will make you want to punch them right in the face.

    In a rhetorical sense of course… I wouldn’t want to be construed as promoting violence and violations of safe spaces here at DoD.

    I’m just thinking of The Children™ 😆

    (I did enjoy watching the fat guy with glasses and the green sweater bloviate all over the interviewer though… :lol:)

    • Minnow-redux says:

      what confused chirren.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      How pathetic. At one point the CNN interviewer called Trump a “quasi-fascist”. WTF? How is a free market capitalist a fascist? How is someone wanting to control who comes into the country a fascist? The most infamous fascists DID NOT respect borders at all and in fact invaded their neighbors! Fascists TAKE OVER private business industries. They don’t propose more freedoms for them.

      Bottom line I couldn’t get more than half way through this video. These are all sad little misinformed losers who spend way too much time in the online echo chamber of their ignorant friends who also never read a book.

      Also note because it just occurred to me: all the celebutards who vowed to leave, not ONE has said they’re fleeing to Mexico. 🙂 ‘Nuff said.

    • Arachne says:

      What’s hilarious is that his name is “Marc Levine.”
      Wonder what Mark Levin would make of that.

      Dudes and Dudettes, Trump may be a bombastic man who sometimes needs an interlocutor between brain and mouth, but he DIDN’T sell this country’s foreign policy to the highest bidder, he DIDN’T traffic in classified data and at least HIS wife publicly stated she was very disappointed in some of her husband’s comments and didn’t blame some phantom conspiracy.

    • Bunk X says:

      Dude feeds words to the ignorant. At least the middle eastern looking guy sounded lucid. The meme that everyone who votes Republican is an uneducated white racist hayseed is backfired, but they’re still feeding it to the mushbrains.

  53. Pakimon says:

    After watching the above bloviating pretentious dreck, it’s time for more sophomoric, gloating as it dawns on Hillary supporters that Donald Trump is coming to violate their safe spaces * with his huge throbbing member. 😆

    * I had to cross that out because it occurred to me that such talk is unsuitable for The Children™ and I wouldn’t want incur the wrath of the moderators. 😀

    • Pakimon says:

      The last time I posted an “unsuitable” link, Bunk and Braireus called me “onto the the carpet” and the experience was most unpleasant.

      http://nsfw-check.ytmnd.com/

      I’ll never do that again. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        They made me wear a dog’s “cone of shame” for two days, so I couldn’t post any more bikini fitness or naked yoga videos. Longest two days of my life! 😡

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          I had no issue with what you posted. But I could see how that one yoga girl with the blond hair and the tiny, tiny suit who bent herself in half and with nothing hiding her nibbly bits could be a bit much for some. But not me 🙂

          • ISpeakJive says:

            I was wondering if I was the only one who saw the howl from Bunk’s kitchen table in the middle of the night (that disappeared the next day.) 😉

          • Octopus says:

            😆

            I just don’t understand how anyone could be upset by the sight of God’s Greatest Creation, the female body. Doing cheerleading, yoga, exercise and just hanging out (underboob).

          • Bunk X says:

            Yeah, I got pissed that my computer froze while scrolling through comments right as the missus walked in. Hell it’s not my blog. If you want to post crotch shots, too, go ahead.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Star Trek already did this sad and dystopic scenario. Except this YouTube video gets it wrong saying Grubs. It’s GRUPS. Short for GROWN UPS.

      And that’s what these fucked up Cry Bullies are raging against. Grown ups.

  54. JimboXL says:

    Thank goodness our troops won’t have to salute Hillary as she and the rapist pass by, praise God.

  55. Fake black man is hyping fake hate crimes: Apparently the country is awash in immigrant-bashing, vagina-grabbing, and people screaming at handicapped people.

    https://twitter.com/ShaunKing

    • pineapple says:

      Yea I saw that. When you got nothin’, make shit up. Too bad the loony butthurt libtards will believe his bullshit.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      People like Shaun King can’t make it being themselves. They have to join the new movement of self definition that conveniently places them as victims of normality, conformity and success. I would postulate that it’s the very policies of Obungle and the progs that have made them feel like they have to seek refuge in such pathetic artificial constructs. They think they can’t succeed because they’re weird. But if people had more job opportunities and the ability to thrive in a free market and a free society (such as Trump proposes) they would see that the rest of us don’t care if they’re weird. Be as weird as you want dude. Just do your job. Wear a dress. But get me that invoice. LOL!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They’re all wearing Trump shirts while doing the dirty deed, too. This morning in the paper a girl at our local Uni said somebody in said t-shirt ripped off her hijab. She didn’t report it to the campus, nor the police, didn’t want to say the dude’s name because she didn’t want to get him in trouble, but DID report it to the local paper.

      ORKEY DORKEY.

      • Octopus says:

        She’s full of shit, is my guess. Tell it to Rolling Stone, honey.

      • TreBob says:

        Interesting that the shirt was involved. While this is anecdotal, to me it seems pertinent.

        In the last three days I’ve been through, and spent some hours in, three airports (two of which are large international airports) twice. I noticed that there was not one, single Trump shirt or MAGA hat. Being I was in Oklahoma, Texas and Louisiana I certainly expected some and was on the look out for a counting game to pass the time (like the red car, blue car game we played as kids on the road).

        Not one Trump shirt, hat or banner and i bet I’ve seen several thousand people over the last three days.

        These racist incidents are WAY too convenient with their timing and we already know the left is perfectly happy mobying any and all types of charges.

        Expect another midnight ride of Kilgore Trout.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          Agree it was trumped up. LOL. One thing I did see today which was interesting. Two pickup trucks with flags waving from the back from poles. One American flag and one state flag. I wonder if it’s a thing now since the election.

  56. Octopus says:

    Just sayin’, we’re about to have the hottest First Lady of all freaking time. And I don’t have a problem with it. Not at all. 🙂

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Wow. I see that picture all over as click bait for spammy stuff. Did’nt realize ’til now that’s our First Lady elect. So beautiful and very sexy. Don done good on that one as well as Ivana. And his daughters are stunningly beautiful. And the boys are no slouches either but I don’t have a dog in that fight 🙂

  57. Minnow-redux says:

    I cannot wait for the actual disassembly of all things wrong & corrupt created and put into position by the First Kenyan, Hillary, Sean Carry and the rest of the current Congress and Administration (that would be you Nancy P-wad, Harry Asshole, SENATOR Boxer etc. etc.)

    I am ordering a truck load of popcorn this morning.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaa.

    So – Charles…. how much do you weigh now, you fat sack of shit?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He’s been “stress-eating” for 56 hours now. At 1/2 a pound per hour during waking hours, 242+0.5X….well, I don’t think the scale goes that high.

  58. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Violence Erupts in Portland ‘Riot’ as Anti-Trump Protests Continue in Cities Across the Nation lgf.bz/2eo1Gn0
    18 minutes ago

    Fuck Face (AB’s nickname for Stompy) refuses to acknowledge the hypocrisy. Hay Fuck Face Stompy how ’bout a “Gosh I guess I was TOTALLY wrong. I guess it’s our side that’s violent.” How ’bout that?

  59. ISpeakJive says:

    Gahd, the Dems don’t know what to do with themselves right now. Trump has stepped on their antpile and they are scattered and unable to re-organize. No queen, no leaders, they’ve lost their way.

  60. rightymouse says:

  61. pineapple says:

    I guess the “safety pin” is a symbol of solidarity against Trump now.

    I see it and I think diaper, then I laugh.

    • Pakimon says:

      The point the guy in the above video missed is that the leftists already made a difference.

      They finally goaded mainstream America into shouting a collective Fuck You! after 8 + years of politically correct, safe-space, entitlement nonsense.

      The election of Donald Trump is just the beginning of the blowback against these legions of pampered, entitlement mongering, elitist imbeciles.

      In the immediate future, insults and attacks by the Left will not result in conservatives slinking away and saying nothing.

      Instead it will result in a loud retort of “Blow it out your ass and if you don’t like it, Bring… it… the… fuck…on!” or something similar.

      The best part is, the elitist moonbat imbeciles know it.

      They know the party is over.

      Why do you think they’re caterwauling, sniveling and crying still?

      They’re so pussified, their “riots” just result in them beating on each other because they are too chickenshit to take on a like number of Trump supporters.

      They’ll settle for ganging up on and assaulting a lone Trump supporter if it’s ten on one or greater.

      That’s too be expected because they are fucking cowards.

      And the biggest coward of all is that ever increasingly bloated, sniveling, ponytailed shut-in lurking in Culver City who hasn’t seen the outside world in at least five years.

      Then again, he’s probably gotten so fat, he couldn’t squeeze out the door even if he wanted too. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Her marriage is over and I’m sure Hillary has been an absolute bitch to her. I feel a bit sorry for Huma at times and then I don’t because she could have walked away from both of these sick, destructive people and she didn’t.

      • Pakimon says:

        righty,

        I never felt sorry for her. She was in neck-deep and a willing participant in all the corruption every step of the way. She thought it was all great fun until the wheels came off the Shrillary Express and now there will be a real possibility of prison.

        Trump’s loud and often repeated promise of “draining the swamp in DC” demands that he sic his Attorney General on Shrillary.

        If Trump decides to “let it slide”, he would be reneging on his key campaign promise so I can see an indictment coming.

        Of course, Hillary would have no problem laying everything on Huma to weasel out of prison time.

        The groundwork is already laid.

        Huma is the one who stupidly left all those e-mails on her serial pervert husband’s laptop and caused the FBI to reopen the case before Comey could be bought off/threatened.

        Hillary won’t ever forget that and we all know Hillary is all about giving payback.

        Especially if she thinks it cost her the White House.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        She probably got a call from some asshole who told her she lost the election for Hillary. Which is true, but still that’s mean.

      • Octopus says:

        I have a little song for Huma:

    • Pakimon says:

      You know why she’s crying, don’t you?

      Podesta or some other Shrillary flying monkey most likely told her that if Trump’s Attorney General decides to pursue an indictment against Shrillary, they’re going to throw Huma under the bus and let her take the fall. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog say schadenboners are great for popping and violating “safe space” bubbles.

      They just another insidious yet handy tool wielded by the manly masters of the heterocage. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Canada doesn’t even want her.

    • TreBob says:

      ‘It’s painful to know that white women, so unable to see the unity of female identity, so unable to look past their violent privilege, and so inoculated with hate for themselves, showed up to the polls for him, too.’

      Geez, what a smug, spoiled, pretentious, elitist brat. ‘These women don’t agree with me. They really hate themselves.’

      Someone needs a trip to the woodshed.

    • Pakimon says:

      Maybe he’s laying the groundwork for his next film, “Why I Parted Ways With The Left”.

      What is it with corpulent guys and their penchant for “parting ways” with a political ideology? 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Moore is really a very cynical one-percenter who sends his kids to the most exclusive private schools, lives like a rajah and then goes around pretending to be Everyman. In other words, he’s Trump. 😆 (only much more dishonest)

  62. Octopus says:

    The laughter has turned to tears… 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Remember the “Current Mood” thingies Dear Fatass was tweeting for awhile? I’ve got one, too. Been in this mood since Tuesday. 🙂



  63. Octopus says:

    Schadenschwing! 😆

  64. Octopus says:

    Where is the Trigglypuff Channel? I need me some of that fluffy action. 🙂

  65. JimboXL says:

    I will now take this moment to quote his tweet during the secret trump bus recording…”Pinch me, I must be dreaming..”

  66. DudeBro says:

  67. JimboXL says:

    Clinton landslide HAHA, it will be glorious:

  68. Pakimon says:

    If you think liberal moonbat heads are exploding now, just wait until Trump starts enacting his First 100 Days/Contract With America plan. 😆 😆

    What follows is my 100-day action plan to Make America Great Again. It is a contract between myself and the American voter — and begins with restoring honesty, accountability and change to Washington

    Therefore, on the first day of my term of office, my administration will immediately pursue the following six measures to clean up the corruption and special interest collusion in Washington, DC:

    FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress;

    SECOND, a hiring freeze on all federal employees to reduce federal workforce through attrition (exempting military, public safety, and public health);

    THIRD, a requirement that for every new federal regulation, two existing regulations must be eliminated;

    FOURTH, a 5 year-ban on White House and Congressional officials becoming lobbyists after they leave government service;

    FIFTH, a lifetime ban on White House officials lobbying on behalf of a foreign government;

    SIXTH, a complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.

    On the same day, I will begin taking the following 7 actions to protect American workers:

    FIRST, I will announce my intention to renegotiate NAFTA or withdraw from the deal under Article 2205

    SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the Trans-Pacific Partnership

    THIRD, I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator

    FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately

    FIFTH, I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars’ worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.

    SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton roadblocks and allow vital energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone Pipeline, to move forward

    SEVENTH, cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America’s water and environmental infrastructure

    Additionally, on the first day, I will take the following five actions to restore security and the constitutional rule of law:

    FIRST, cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama

    SECOND, begin the process of selecting a replacement for Justice Scalia from one of the 20 judges on my list, who will uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States

    THIRD, cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities

    FOURTH, begin removing the more than 2 million criminal illegal immigrants from the country and cancel visas to foreign countries that won’t take them back

    FIFTH, suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting.

    Next, I will work with Congress to introduce the following broader legislative measures and fight for their passage within the first 100 days of my Administration:

    Middle Class Tax Relief And Simplification Act. An economic plan designed to grow the economy 4% per year and create at least 25 million new jobs through massive tax reduction and simplification, in combination with trade reform, regulatory relief, and lifting the restrictions on American energy. The largest tax reductions are for the middle class. A middle-class family with 2 children will get a 35% tax cut. The current number of brackets will be reduced from 7 to 3, and tax forms will likewise be greatly simplified. The business rate will be lowered from 35 to 15 percent, and the trillions of dollars of American corporate money overseas can now be brought back at a 10 percent rate.

    End The Offshoring Act. Establishes tariffs to discourage companies from laying off their workers in order to relocate in other countries and ship their products back to the U.S. tax-free.

    American Energy & Infrastructure Act. Leverages public-private partnerships, and private investments through tax incentives, to spur $1 trillion in infrastructure investment over 10 years. It is revenue neutral.

    School Choice And Education Opportunity Act. Redirects education dollars to give parents the right to send their kid to the public, private, charter, magnet, religious or home school of their choice. Ends common core, brings education supervision to local communities. It expands vocational and technical education, and make 2 and 4-year college more affordable.

    Repeal and Replace Obamacare Act. Fully repeals Obamacare and replaces it with Health Savings Accounts, the ability to purchase health insurance across state lines, and lets states manage Medicaid funds. Reforms will also include cutting the red tape at the FDA: there are over 4,000 drugs awaiting approval, and we especially want to speed the approval of life-saving medications.

    Affordable Childcare and Eldercare Act. Allows Americans to deduct childcare and elder care from their taxes, incentivizes employers to provide on-side childcare services, and creates tax-free Dependent Care Savings Accounts for both young and elderly dependents, with matching contributions for low-income families.

    End Illegal Immigration Act Fully-funds the construction of a wall on our southern border with the full understanding that the country Mexico will be reimbursing the United States for the full cost of such wall; establishes a 2-year mandatory minimum federal prison sentence for illegally re-entering the U.S. after a previous deportation, and a 5-year mandatory minimum for illegally re-entering for those with felony convictions, multiple misdemeanor convictions or two or more prior deportations; also reforms visa rules to enhance penalties for overstaying and to ensure open jobs are offered to American workers first.

    Restoring Community Safety Act. Reduces surging crime, drugs and violence by creating a Task Force On Violent Crime and increasing funding for programs that train and assist local police; increases resources for federal law enforcement agencies and federal prosecutors to dismantle criminal gangs and put violent offenders behind bars.

    Restoring National Security Act. Rebuilds our military by eliminating the defense sequester and expanding military investment; provides Veterans with the ability to receive public VA treatment or attend the private doctor of their choice; protects our vital infrastructure from cyber-attack; establishes new screening procedures for immigration to ensure those who are admitted to our country support our people and our values

    Clean up Corruption in Washington Act. Enacts new ethics reforms to Drain the Swamp and reduce the corrupting influence of special interests on our politics.

    On November 8th, Americans will be voting for this 100-day plan to restore prosperity to our economy, security to our communities, and honesty to our government.

    This is my pledge to you.

    And if we follow these steps, we will once more have a government of, by and for the people.

    The resulting hysteria of the moonbats will be like Viagra for schadenboners. 😆

    WARNING: If schadenboner persists for more than four hours, see your doctor.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a mighty cool pumpkin display!

      Also, if Trump attempts half of that list, I’ll be a happy l’il racist cowboy. 🙂

      Oh, what a great week! I don’t know if we’ll ever have another such one. Today is a day of celebration, football, beer, schadenfreude, shots, more football, the Conor McGregor fight, and sleeping the deep sleep of the righteous TR-i-UMPhant.

      The Michigan game tonight might be a trap, in Iowa where we’ve lost our last three visits, but I feel pretty confident this year’s loaded team will prevail — this team is comprised largely of real wolverines, anacondas and honey badgers.

      This gal’s pic went viral a couple of years ago — she’s probably graduated and changing diapers by now. Pure Midwestern goodness. 🙂

    • ISpeakJive says:

      It’s getting better and better by the minute.
      This is more than I even dared to hope for. Yeah, if he gets 1/4 of it done, I’ll be ecstatic.

      OMG!!!!! WOOT!

  69. beeduwine says:

    Hahahaha. Trump. When faced with the choice between pneumonia and throat cancer, go all in!

    Only the brave.

  70. Octopus says:

    Iowa’s lovely children of the corn are always fun to watch, too:


    They auction them off after big games, but that’s just a quaint country tradition that goes back to the prairie frontier days. Too many daughters was a drain on the budget. Sexist!

  71. Pakimon says:

    Gator fans not too happy this week.

    Last week’s loss to Arkansas really stung.

  72. Octopus says:

    The schadenboner is well past the 4-hour danger period, and going on five days. Might have to go see the doctor. 😆

  73. pineapple says:

    This outcome has knocked Fatso for a loop. His reason to live in gone. It’s fun to watch.

    Excuse me while I go tend to my schadenboner.

  74. Octopus says:

    http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2016/11/10/thugs-mans-dog-brutally-attacked-by-unhinged-rioters-during-trumpprotest-photo/

    Time to unleash Hell on these vicious punks rioting against the results of a fair election.

  75. Octopus says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/11/12/tears-roses-hugs-another-pity-party-hillary/

    Clinton explained to staffers that the roses were sent by a group of people “who fight against sexism and racism and homophobia and xenophobia and all of the scary words that we’ve been hearing a lot about.”

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

    She actually said that. I just can’t. 😆

  76. pineapple says:

    Loony libs say “yabutt she won the popular vote!”

    Yea…. that and two bucks will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

    Just stoppit with the worthless popular vote shit……. it reeks of desperation.

  77. Octopus says:

    Wow, my late great father-in-law’s alma mater just pulled off one of the best upsets of the season, as Pitt topples Clemson on a last-second FG. It was a ferocious battle and an unbelievable road win for Pitt.

    Now I’m really concerned about the Wolverines prime time visit to Iowa. More beer, wench! 🙂

    (there are no serving wenches here, unfortunately)

  78. Octopus says:

    Hi, Jen. How you doing?

  79. Minnow-redux says:

    It would be interesting to know what percent of these confused Trump hating chirrens actually voted.

    (putting it to the man – man…..)

    Charles… you are still old, fat, ugly and meaningless.

    Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

  80. Octopus says:

    Who knew? Well, just about everybody with two synapses to rub together. All of us here, and all of the 15,000 people your Obese Master banned. Aside from that, only the remaining sentient, rational beings on the planet.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I think it’s funny how the media has been highlighting that there were only a half dozen people in the country who believed he could win. Coulter, Hannity, etc.
      They forget about the 60 million who voted for him!

  81. Octopus says:

    Fatass Through The Looking-Glass!

    .@ShaunKing 3) a major source of conspiracy theories and smears all year, and I for one haven’t forgotten.
    20 minutes ago
    .@ShaunKing 2) maybe someone should ask him why he worked so hard to subvert Hillary Clinton’s candidacy, and enabl… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
    20 minutes ago
    1) It’s great that @ShaunKing is chronicling Trump supporters’ attacks on minorities. I mean that sincerely. This is good work. But …
    20 minutes ago

    Does he really want to take on the Fake Black Prince? Well, it might bring him some publicity, which he sorely needs. It could also backfire horrendously, as most of his gambits do. Stay tuned!

  82. Octopus says:

    Michigan is in a dogfight in Iowa, as I suspected they would be. Early penalties, breaks going the other way, dropped passes, etc…all the hallmarks of a trap-game loss are coming together.

    I hope Harbaugh has a good ol’ fashioned paint-peeling speech ready for the halftime locker room. This game is in severe jeopardy.

  83. Octopus says:

  84. Octopus says:

    But not when Billary raped/exploited/denigrated a dozen or more women, and Weiner sexted a bunch of whores and underaged females. That was fine. Not a looking-glass crime.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      What a little bitch. They fed the debate questions to his Shrillbeast and he’s still whining like a puss.

  85. Octopus says:

    Wolverines in deep trouble, down 11-10 late in the third. Nothing going right.

  86. Octopus says:

    Make that four losses in a row in Iowa’s house, for Michigan. Smelled this stinky shit coming a mile away.

    • TreBob says:

      While I know you’re hurting for M’s loss to Iowa, the Sooners needed that to happen for their conference chances. Every cloud has a silver lining.

  87. Octopus says:

    Gus enjoys his first foray into Safeway group butt-sex…not sure how safe it is, butt it’s good for Gus.

    Whatever. Dumb.
    1 hour ago
    No sht.
    1 hour ago
    Whatever.
    1 hour ago
    Oh dear lord.
    1 hour ago
    Mmm.
    1 hour ago
    So good.
    1 hour ago
    Fuck yeah.
    1 hour ago
    Love it.
    1 hour ago
    Oh God.
    1 hour ago
    Praise God.
    1 hour ago

  88. Octopus says:

    Now I own the sidebar. 🙂

  89. Octopus says:

    My God…what have I done?!

  90. Octopus says:

    YOKO ONO: “I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH HILLARY CLINTON IN THE ’70S”

    Los Angeles | Yoko Ono shocked reporters yesterday when she responded to a question concerning the presidential run of Hillary Clinton and the possibility that she could become the first woman President of the United States in American history.

    The artist and widow of John Lennon, who is in Los Angeles to present a collection of cups and saucers she is exhibiting at the Museum of Modern Art, totally took reporters by surprise by admitting she had not only met the former First Lady at various times during a series of protests against the Vietnam War in New York in the 1970s but also knew her “intimately”.

    The celebrity admitted laughingly to having “a fling” with her at the time and acknowledged her election “would be a great advancement for LGBT and Women rights in America” she added.

    Yoko Ono shocked reporters when she admitted to “having a fling” with the former Secretary of State after they met during a protest against the Vietnam War in New York in the early 1970s
    Hillary Clinton has been hit by a series of allegations of being a lesbian in her career which could ruin her bid for the presidency, believe some experts
    Yoko Ono when asked about her thoughts about Hillary’s run for the presidency completely took reporters by surprise.

    “We met many times during the New York Vietnam War protests in the 1970s, and became very intimate. We shared many of the same values about sexual equality, fighting against the authoritarian, patriarchal, male-dominated society we were raised in” she explained.

    “We had a brief romantic fling when I lived with John in Manhattan and Hillary was studying at Yale, but eventually we lost touch. I am amazed how things are going well for her and wish her the best for her campaign” she told reporters during the press conference.

    Experts believe the statement could affect the presidential candidates bid for the presidency but previous allegations of Hillary Clinton’s lesbian past have not seemed to play against the front runner for the 2016 Democratic presidential race yet.

  91. pineapple says:

    TRANSLATION:

    1) I’m a difficult motherfucker to walk around right now. You should probably be glad you aren’t in my vicinity because I’m one big fat slob …

    • Octopus says:

      “I’m one morbidly obese, tantrum-throwing 64-year-old adolescent right now!”

      That’s nothing to be proud of, Fatass. You should probably delete your account. 😆

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Then order a shipment of tampons from Amazon you fricking cNut ponytail girl.

  92. JimboXL says:

    The unrelenting mockery of the corrupt, lying, evil, smacktard media continues with great joy and merriment:

  93. Pakimon says:

    So much for pimping LGF and proclaiming himself a “scientist of love”…

    Chunkles’ new Twitter Header:

    Guitar scientist w/ George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Al Jarreau & more. Support: https://paypal.me/LittleGreenFootballshttp://www.gofundme.com/green_footballs

    That fat ponytailed fraud hasn’t touched a guitar in 20 years and if someone is stupid enough to believe his glurge, they’ll have to wonder why such a “big shot guitar scientist” needs to panhandle money in his Twitter header.

    Chunkles should just tell them he needs the money to pay back George Duke’s estate for the money he stole er, permanently borrowed. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky’s apology came too late, sadly:

      • Minnow-redux says:

        Gee, I wonder why Charles is shunned by so many people….. Hmmm…??

        • Octopus says:

          No, he’s really popular and important. Everyone needs to hear his opinions on everything, so he must tweet 24/7 whatever Media Matters says and anything that flits through his bloated and be-ponytailed head. And he’s so angwy now! 😆

          The Streak Is Intact!

    • kbdabear says:

      “Guitar Scientist”?

      I’ve yet to see him talk about motifs, riffs, chords, chord progressions, codas, etc.

      He always talks about people who are musicians, but never the music itself.

      • Arachne says:

        Robin Trower, Jeff Baxter, Elliott Randall, Eddie Van Halen, Pete Townsend….

        THESE are Guitar Scientists

        YOU, Fatass, are a Guitar Schlockmeister.

        • kbdabear says:

          Toot doesn’t talk about the intricacies of the music itself because he’s not really interested and he doesn’t love the structure, history, and the art itself. He’s a poseur who learned how to play a few chords so he could hang out with the cool kids. That’s probably the big reason he never became more than a cheap for-hire backup guitarist, he’s never really been a musician. Classical music, folk music, blues, country music doesn’t interest him because he’s always been about what celebrities he’s hung out with.

          Ever wonder why Toot isn’t in the business any more? He says he walked away from it. The music business is incredibly hard to break into, countless musicians with actual talent never got that lucky break. No one walks away from an industry with a narrow gateway with all it’s perks and wealth, and even if not for the wealth they stay with it because they LOVE it.

          Toot isn’t a musician, he’s a Starfucker

  94. Octopus says:

    The Old Gray Lady once published a mocking interview with Fatass that enraged him mightily.
    Now, they have published a half-hearted apology for their wrongheaded coverage of the Trump campaign, which coverage was laughed off and rejected by most of America outside the Left Wing Bubble Of Echoes. They’re going to “rededicate themselves.” Oh, and they’re “sorry you felt that way about our coverage.” 😆

    Translation: We’re bleeding money faster than ever, and completely failing as a viable enterprise. Please don’t cancel your subscriptions! 😥

    http://nypost.com/2016/11/11/new-york-times-we-blew-it-on-trump/

    The Gray Lady feels the agony of political defeat — in her reputation and in her wallet.

    After taking a beating almost as brutal as Hillary Clinton’s, the New York Times on Friday made an extraordinary appeal to its readers to stand by her. The publisher’s letter to subscribers was part apology and part defense of its campaign coverage, but the key takeaway was a pledge to do better.

    Times publisher Arthur Sulzberger Jr. admitted the paper failed to appreciate Donald Trump’s appeal.

    “After such an erratic and unpredictable election there are inevitable questions: Did Donald Trump’s sheer unconventionality lead us and other news outlets to underestimate his support among American voters?”

    While insisting his staff had “reported on both candidates fairly,” he also vowed that the paper would “rededicate ourselves to the fundamental mission of Times journalism. That is to report America and the world honestly, without fear or favor.”

    Ah, there’s the rub. Had the paper actually been fair to both candidates, it wouldn’t need to rededicate itself to honest reporting. And it wouldn’t have been totally blindsided by Trump’s victory.

    Instead, because it demonized Trump from start to finish, it failed to realize he was onto something. And because the paper decided that Trump’s supporters were a rabble of racist rednecks and homophobes, it didn’t have a clue about what was happening in the lives of the Americans who elected the new president.

    Sulzberger’s letter alludes to this, promising that the paper will “striv[e] always to understand and reflect all political perspectives and life experiences in the stories that we bring to you.”

    But bad or sloppy journalism doesn’t fully capture the Times sins. Not after it announced that it was breaking it rules of coverage because Trump didn’t deserve fairness.

    As media columnist Jim Rutenberg put it in August, most Times reporters saw Trump “as an abnormal and potentially dangerous candidate” and thus couldn’t be even-handed.

    That wasn’t one reporter talking — it was policy. The standards, developed over decades to force reporters and editors to be fair and to build public trust, were effectively eliminated as too restrictive for the Trump phenomenon.

    The man responsible for that rash decision, top editor Dean Baquet, later said the Rutenberg piece “nailed” his thinking, and went on to insist that Trump “challenged our language” and that, “He will have changed journalism.”

    Baquet also said of the struggle for fairness, “I think that Trump has ended that struggle,” adding: “we now say stuff. We fact-check him. We write it more powerfully that it’s false.”

    Baquet was wrong. Trump indeed was challenging, but it was Baquet who changed journalism. He’s the one who decided that the standards of fairness and nonpartisanship could be broken without consequence.

    After that, the floodgates opened, and virtually every so-called news article reflected a clear bias against Trump and in favor of Clinton. Stories, photos, headlines, placement in the paper — all the tools were used to pick a president, the facts be damned.

    SEE ALSO
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    Now the bill is coming due. Shocked by Trump’s victory and mocked even by liberals for its bias, the paper is also apparently bleeding readers — and money.

    I’ve gotten letters from people who say they cancelled their Times subscriptions and, to judge from a cryptic line in a Thursday article, the problem is more than anecdotal.

    Citing reader anger over election coverage, Rutenberg wrote that, “Most ominously, it came in the form of canceled subscriptions.”

    Having grown up at The Times, I am pained by its decline. More troubling, as the flagship of American journalism, it is giving all reporters a black eye. Its standards were the source of its credibility, and eliminating them has made it less than ordinary.

    It is because of those concerns that I repeat a suggestion about how to fix the mess. Because he now concedes a problem, perhaps Sulzberger will consider taking action.

    Using an outside law firm or even in-house reporters, he must assess how and why Baquet made the decision to sever the paper from its roots. He must assess the impact on reporters and editors, and whether they felt pressure to conform their stories to Baquet’s political bias.

    Whatever the findings, the publisher must insist that the standards of fairness again become a fundamental tenet in the news room. As an added guarantee, he must insist that the paper enlarge its thinking about diversity to include journalists who disagree with the Times embedded liberal slant. There has to be a difference of perspective to judge where fairness lies.

    Readers, and former readers, should be part of the process. Many already know that the paper must get its head out of parochial New York and into the hearts and minds of Americans everywhere.

    This is about survival. If it doesn’t change now, the Gray Lady’s days surely are numbered.

    To our readers,
    When the biggest political story of the year reached a dramatic and unexpected climax late Tuesday night, our newsroom turned on a dime and did what it has done for nearly two years — cover the 2016 election with agility and creativity.
    After such an erratic and unpredictable election there are inevitable questions: Did Donald Trump’s sheer unconventionality lead us and other news outlets to underestimate his support among American voters? What forces and strains in America drove this divisive election and outcome? Most important, how will a president who remains a largely enigmatic figure actually govern when he takes office?

    As we reflect on this week’s momentous result, and the months of reporting and polling that preceded it, we aim to rededicate ourselves to the fundamental mission of Times journalism. That is to report America and the world honestly, without fear or favor, striving always to understand and reflect all political perspectives and life experiences in the stories that we bring to you. It is also to hold power to account, impartially and unflinchingly. We believe we reported on both candidates fairly during the presidential campaign. You can rely on The New York Times to bring the same fairness, the same level of scrutiny, the same independence to our coverage of the new president and his team.
    We cannot deliver the independent, original journalism for which we are known without the loyalty of our subscribers. We want to take this opportunity, on behalf of all Times journalists, to thank you for that loyalty.
    Sincerely,
    Arthur O. Sulzberger Jr.
    Publisher
    Dean Baquet
    Executive Editor

  95. Octopus says:

    VLAAMS BELANG!!1! 😆

    Poor One-Note Chunky.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      He’s such a POS. They’re not rioting in our cities and on our campuses Fat Fuck. It’s your special snowflakes and Soros paid brown shirts.

  96. Octopus says:

    Scrap the petitions, kids. Trump won the popular vote, too. Michigan and Arizona finally added to the tally…sorry, libturds! 😆

  97. Minnow-redux says:

    So funny…. Hilliary is blaming Comey for her loss. Blumenthal is blaming FBI agents. John Podesta blames the “hostile press corps” (Ha!).

    It will always be someone else’s fault because these people are, emotionally, about twelve years old.

    Much like the little girl that runs Little Green Footballs…..

    (Hi Charles!!! By the way Chuck, whose fault is it that you are so fat and obnoxious??)

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha

  98. Compilation of know-it-all lefties ridiculing Donald Trump’s candidacy:

  99. Minnow-redux says:

    And, of course, it is so gratifying and heartwarming to see the fat, slovenly loudmouth Michael Moore making a complete idiot of himself again.

    What a boring, unimaginative attention whore.

    Let’s see now…. that reminds me of another fat, slovenly attention whore.

    Oh! Hi Charles!!!! You fat loser……

  100. rightymouse says:

    Can we get a new thread pretty please??

  101. I’m beginning to think George Takei is kind of an asshole

  102. Octopus says:

    The Left cried huge roll-y tears during this performance, no doot. WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!1!

    To which I can only hold up a chalice, to collect those tears, and then drink deeply of the delicious nectar of the gods. 🙂

    What a fabulous week. I just can’t stop feeling good. Even the Michigan loss didn’t hurt my great mood. 😆

    • JimboXL says:

      Um, isn’t comedy supposed to be funny? No wonder their ratings are in the toilet.

    • SNL – “Sourpuss NewYork Leftists”
      SNL – Still No Laughs

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      That was a huge embarrassment that they let her do that. Has anyone else noticed the asswipes on the left are acting like JFK fucking died? And not like they just couldn’t get their fucked up criminal candidate (who btw didn’t even support gay marriages until very recently) over the line with Epi-pens and vindictive beaty queens.

      *McKinnon’s queer.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      SNL – Sorry Nasty Leftists

  103. Octopus says:

    Didn’t get the memo, Angry? Shrillary also lost the popular vote, despite the massive Democratic numbers in New York and California. Suck on it, Cranky Woman Of Color. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      She needs a refresher course in why the electoral college was put in place. We no likey mob rule by highly populated states.

    • JimboXL says:

      Subtract 4-20 million fraudulent votes from Hillary, add a couple million to Trump for tossed ballots and fraudulent flipped votes and the picture looks identical to what we saw in the campaign where she could get maybe 100 people to show up at an event. If she was so popular she would haven’t lost so huge. So sorry.

  104. Octopus says:

    (had the owl in mothballs)

  105. Octopus says:

    Thanks to Wikileaks, which helped take down the Haggard Would-Be Queen, we have proof that Soros-funded organizations are behind the Trump protests, Ferguson, and every other anti-American kiddie tantrum in recent years. So keep laughing, Fatass. 😆

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-13/anti-trump-protests-proof-professional-activist-involvement

    Thanks again, Wikileaks! 😆

  106. Octopus says:

    This thread is beginning to smell a little ripe. 😉

  107. ISTE says:

    Usual day here…

    Build the wall!!!!

  108. Octopus says:

    Confusion and flailing about in the garage tonight, but Gus is right about one thing:

    SCHADENBONER! 😆

    Fuck the far left,
    59 minutes ago
    This is stupid.
    59 minutes ago
    Now he’s slurpring his food.
    1 hour ago
    Biggest scum in the world. Right wingers.
    1 hour ago
    Face it right wingers. You’re just assholes.
    1 hour ago
    Right wing Americans always have a boner.
    1 hour ago
    Now he’s having a boner.

    1 hour ago
    Missouri. The racist state.
    1 hour ago
    Whatever.
    1 hour ago
    I think it’s great. You too can be an asshole right wing asshole.
    1 hour ago

  109. pineapple says:

    Trump will render you useless, you old dried up prune.

  110. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-11-13/harry-reid-erupts-over-steve-bannon-appointment-white-supremacists-now-represented-w

    New thing is to call everything racist and white supremacist if they aren’t you’re candidate of choice. Even if your candidate was some old white hag from Arkansas who never stood for people of color or did the right thing when their husband knocked up a black coke whore.