Groundbreaking new feature at LGF

We have a public service announcement from Charles Johnson about a revolutionary and ground-breaking feature over at LGF!

ground-breaking

This is earth shattering and will make Charles tons of money! We now resume our regularly scheduled mocking!

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76 Comments on “Groundbreaking new feature at LGF”

  1. Minnow-redux says:

    Larry never quite figured out the concept of “Universal appeal”.

    Here, he demonstrates this fact once again.

    In the real world, someone would state something that has Universal Appeal – intellectual, humorous, gracious, insightful etc. etc. The World would read it and would cheer in unison.

    Larry, on the other hand, spews inane trivialities about shoving his finger up his asshole or something and then sits back to revel in the attention he is sure to receive. The only problem with Larry and his perception of the world though is that only about 1 person in 1000 care about shoving their finger up their ass (or about Charles shoving his finger up his own ass) or commenting on Little Green Smegma Balls or whatever….

    And, as a result, we see that Larry is still grubbing for attention several times each day, and is still grubbing for money…. and is still grubbing in general.

    And, as a translation for Little Larry: “No one gives a shit about your webiste, or commenting there, or so-called features that you flatulate about regularly.”

    …and have a nice day!!!! 🙂

  2. ISpeakJive says:

    When does Hillary wake up in the morning?

    At the quack of Don!

  3. Octopus says:

    Regarding the groundbreaking new feature: Or, you could just post the tweet the usual way, and save yourself a couple of keystrokes. Your call. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    What do you think the odds are on Gus making it through 2017?

    I think he’d make an excellent subject for the show, “Intervention.” The only problem would be finding people who cared enough to want to participate in saving him from himself. Maybe they could bribe his long-suffering sister to show up, and the neighbor who wants him to stop ogling his tawny daughter. The feral cat could sit on the couch, too.

    Oh shit.
    5 hours ago
    Adios.
    5 hours ago
    The Gem of the ocean.
    5 hours ago
    Columbia.
    5 hours ago
    Oh shit no.
    5 hours ago
    My goal is to make 2017.
    5 hours ago
    Fuck today.
    5 hours ago

  5. rightymouse says:

  6. Arachne says:

    Wow, Fatso that’s news!
    Because, you know, we’ve been putting tweets in our posts here for effing YEARS!
    Do any of your followers say anything worth listening to? Uh, no.

    Anyone else here thinks this is a way to monkey with his stats so he can get more advertising than Thai lady boys?

  7. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The comedy continues. The Preezydunce is a liar, the candidate is a liar, the campaign handlers are liars, the DNC are liars, the media are liars….. Nothing outrageous.

    Fwd: POTUS on HRC emails

    From:cheryl.mills@gmail.com To: john.podesta@gmail.com Date: 2015-03-07 21:41 Subject: Fwd: POTUS on HRC emails

    we need to clean this up – he has emails from her – they do not say state.gov

    ———- Forwarded message ———- From: Nick Merrill

    Date: Sat, Mar 7, 2015 at 6:39 PM Subject:
    Fwd: POTUS on HRC emails
    To: Philippe Reines , Heather Samuelson , Cheryl Mills Begin forwarded message:
    *From:* Josh Schwerin *Date:* March 7, 2015 at 6:33:44 PM EST *To:* Jennifer Palmieri , Kristina Schake , Nick Merrill , Jesse Ferguson
    *Subject:* *POTUS on HRC emails* https://twitter.com/katherinemiller/status/574350749280432129/photo/1

    Jen you probably have more on this but it looks like POTUS just said he found out HRC was using her personal email when he saw it in the news.

    — Josh Schwerin Cell: 518-369-5469

    https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/31077#efmAABABT

  8. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Daily Beast Reports: Donald Trump’s Wild Drug-Fueled Underage Sex Parties lgf.bz/2eDGzLF https://t.co/UNxbmrNSh4
    3 hours ago

    Hey Fuckface. Just shut up.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/05/13/flight-logs-show-bill-clinton-flew-on-sex-offenders-jet-much-more-than-previously-known.html

  9. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Report: Trump Claimed $17M in Fake Storm Damages lgf.bz/2epAm9h https://t.co/FqNiFkeDPX
    3 hours ago

    Report: Media shitbird liars in the tank for Shitlary made up some new stuff to smear Trump. Yawn.

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Election 2016: Florida Spirals Away From Donald Trump lgf.bz/2eqt05q https://t.co/FdNK1XCgP6
    3 hours ago

    Trump’s lost Florida so don’t bother to vote folks – Stompy Chunkyfeet (this is me being super clever, OK actually Media Matters put me up to it)

  11. rightymouse says:

    Holy crap!!! 😯

  12. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This look at the motivations of Donald Trump is a revealing portrait of a truly horrible human being. nytimes.com/2016/10/26/us/…
    33 minutes ago

    Stompy’s descending into his classic poopy pants mode with his hackneyed worn out moral denunciations. How many awesome people has he labeled “truly horrible” humans? Hey Stompy, if The Donald is so truly horrible how come he’s famous and filthy rich? And fills stadiums with his fans?

    And think how truly truly extra horrible this guy must be:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/10/wow-tim-kaine-holds-rally-30-people-show/

    That includes journalists but then again they’re Demoncraps too.

  13. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    OF COURSE HE IS!!

    Former Secretary of State Colin Powell announced that he would vote for Hillary Clinton for president, during a luncheon speech at the Long Island Association, according to reporters.

    http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/10/25/hes-colin-powell-announces-plan-vote-hillary-clinton/

    “I would rather not have to vote for her, although she is a friend I respect,” Powell wrote to a friend who asked if he would support Hillary Clinton. “A 70-year person with a long track record, unbridled ambition, greedy, not transformational, with a husband still dicking bimbos at home.”

    So he respects unbridled ambitious, greedy, status quo old fools who are constantly being openly cheated on by their spouses. He wants that person for Preezydunce.

  14. Octopus says:

    Somebody’s in a good mood, untroubled by nasty political arguments.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Nobody cares if you do or don’t, Fatso.

    • Octopus says:

      Go back to your fetid bunker and find those old framed photos of you and Pam together that one magical evening, and then have a good cry. Roll around on the floor, pound your chubby feet and fists, and scream your sorrow to the heavens. Then drag yourself off to the futon for a good night’s sleep — tomorrow’s going to be a long day of tweeting glurge. Just like today. And every day.

  16. Bunk X says:

    Where are the water cannons when you need ’em?

  17. Bunk X says:

    Heh. He got to her once she started addressing him as “sir.”

  18. Octopus says:

    http://www.steynonline.com/7567/descent-into-evil#.WA5fHI0gv4A.twitter

    Can we please import another million or so Islamist “refugees” into America, Shrillary? Pretty please?

  19. Bunk X says:

    Someone doesn’t know how to read polls:

    On the other hand, Nate Silver has this:

  20. Bunk X says:

    The maths be the racist.

  21. Bunk X says:

    Bet on the cats.

  22. Octopus says:

    This is odd…a very loud and important post has been disappeared, on the internet. Wonder what it was about? Wonder no more! 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Check this story out — not only is the director of the FBI on the Clinton Slush Foundation payroll, so is the family of the GOP Speaker, Paul Rino. I mean, there’s a real connection to the crone-claws that plan on controlling the levers of power for some time to come. And the Supreme Court. Explains so much…also, thanks, Wikileaks!

    http://www.americasfreedomfighters.com/2016/10/26/wikileaks-dump-connection-ryan/

  24. Bunk X says:

    Ginger & Co. found this one.